/brit/

https://youtu.be/1sxSiyjA9NM

treat your ears

maggie wheeler is very cute

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drinking a beer even though i have work in the morning

>>74848592
Big fan of this image

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aniem

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No gf edition

What does it mean when you have three shits in one day

Am I dying

need the ol' 'illy chewed

>>74848706
you'll live

>work in 12 and 1/2 hours

A hundred poos a second

opinions on pints?

>>74848706
means u were wasted or/and had a curry last night

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>>74848592

All unmarried female humanoid objects between the ages of 18 and 25 should spend one day a month with an incel. For that one day, they will accompany the incel and do whatever the incel wants to do, whether it is sexual or not. A virginal FHO should be allowed to opt out of sexual encounters with incels.

This program will be government mandated, and FHOs will put their names into an online system that allows incels to select a partner for the day. The number of days an incel is allowed to spend will depend on the number of available FHOs.

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>>74848757
balts out

want to take a benzo but don't want to fall asleep before 11 hhhmmm

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>>74848651
I'm going to the pub trivia later and will have several beers

>>74848706
state of you

small brain - >3 shits a day

medium size brain - 2 shits a day

slightly larger than medium size brain - shit every other day

biggest brain - 1 shit a day

>swipe away on the ol' 'der
>get a match
>has a louis theroux reference in her bio
>say 'ok i'm going to try and flirt with you whilst doing a louis theroux narration impression'
>say 'after swiping right all day, i was finally ready to send a pick up line, myself'
>then i wrote my pick up line
>then i wrote 'now imagine me staring pensively at the phone screen with a slightly baffled look on my face'
>she played along with the pick up line and sadi i was really funny

>start having normal convo - tell me about yourself - what are you hobbies
>both of us say we should explore the city more and go to more food places
>'say then why don't we then?'
>she doesn't respond.

my time with my tinder match had come to an end. i started to wonder whether tinder was nothing more than a source of false hope for lonely men like anon, rather than a tangible memes to dating. Although some of the people I met swore by it, I could see more dissapointment coming from it than dating.

you:
>panicking about the week of wageslavery
me
>rolling a zoot and planning the Edinburgh itinerary

>>74848768
i prefer spirits and pint of spirits wud kill me so i'm not in favour

>>74848808
going to read every single word of this

i will promise

Not working tomorrow. again. Not making money. again. seriously need a new job. fuck zero hour contracts.

give this a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2whkRCj2Ts

thoughts on female fake taxi lads?

What's the best way to beat your gf without leaving any marks? Asking for a friend haha

>>74848837
it's a good story 2bh.

i don't know how to screen cap phone otherwies i could send u that.

>>74848788
corr blimey....those chebs

not much Reece posting lately tbqh

>>74848870
big fan
way better than regular fake taxi with that bald old cunt

>>74848808
>>74848837
good read

>>74848870
Better than fake taxi and hella better than female fake agent

>>74848808
enjoyed this post

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>zero hour contracts

HOWLING @ THE STATE OF YOU

>>74848877
umm sweetie hold the power and the volume down button xx

Doxxers itt

don't like bradley posters making fun of everyone

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>>74848788

>>74848870
Is rimming still involved?

>>74848807
superlati've'd'st cranio - less than 4 shits a week

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>>74848788

>>74848805
LOVE this frog :)

>>74848808
Post of the quarter, nay, the first half of 2017.

>>74848850
vote labour lad, and you'll get work
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-jeremy-corbyn-john-mcdonnell-policy-end-zero-hours-contracts-unpaid-internships-a7709996.html

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>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself

can you use your passport as ID?
I lost my drivers liscence last night and i need some ciggies

>>74848966
I'm gonna start reporting him for spamming and rule violations now

He's as bad as the kshitters

>>74849020
If you're not in top 5% of earners I don't understand why you wouldn't vote labour at this point.

>>74849025
sad irish cunt

can always tell you apart from everyone else because you just repost shit from the archive

why does trump get two scoops of ice cream while everyone else hets one?

>>74848903
>>74848897
is there any banter or rimming involved?

>>74848975
just what I was wondering my friend

>>74849008
<3

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>>74849059
>wyte girls

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Oh what a beautiful evening

So close to the edge, I feel in control

>>74849061
its a meme u dip

>>74849059
>there are people in this very country that can pull birds like this without even moving a muscle
makes me sick t b h

>>74849079
some banter and rimming

>>74849125
What's at the bottom, dead bodies?

>>74849015
>>74848918
>>74848901
are you guys being ironic or did you really like it ;_;

swear this happeend to me - debating whether to send her the last bit about 'my time had come to an end'

Waiting on the bf to text me "I'm outside" lads

>>74849059

If I tried to shag her I would be put off by her mongy brummie accent

>>74849161
I liked the bit at the end

>>74849161
send it,

Wearing my shirt with the palm trees on it today lads :3

Rolled a cheeky spliff lads. Think I'll have some din-dins and go out for a walk in the cool evening air.

How stable is your job, comrades?

For me, unless every aerospace company in the country or Kawasaki go bust, then I'm reasonably secure.

fucking girls man.

up for flirty banter one minute.

stop replying completely the next.

>>74849198
maybe tomorow - she might just not have responded for a legitimate reason.

>>74849207
Pics

>>74849212
Sharia is legit

big tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLRELaLzGFo

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Anyone want to jump/drive off beachy head with me

>>74849224
>>74849198
like maybe she's away from her phone or has no data ;_;

I'm outside

>>74849249
It's called Broadchurch silly

>>74849249
Its really disappointing in real life

>>74849249
would it 10000% kill you?

>>74848808
>>74849161
how long ago was this

if it was literally today then don't wait until tomorrow or the next day then send the last bit to try and revitalise it

>>74849247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdrWtE_76kY

very strong british man
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUDAorJlOye/

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>>74849249
better photo

>>74849249
Might jump off Cape Split next werk. Canada.

>>74849228
Not worth my time lad

more interested in why western nations dont invade invade oil-rich Turkmenistan (the most oil-rich nation on the planet)

they're a brutal dictatorship, but apparently they;re so oil rich they give everyone free oil all year round so no-one freezes to death in the -40 winters they have there cause everyone has free heat

they're muslims (though more the russian/soviet-type) but still oil-rich and worthy of invasion

so why not just invade them instead of the middle-eastern shitholes where they go full jihadi?

>>74849309
Rule Britannia

>>74849174
you'll be waiting a few mins lad because I'm inside your bf x

really want to sign up to deliveroo

>>74849292
yeah it was today.

quite straight but wouldn't mind being bummed by a big willy just to try it

>>74849249
yeah i'll meet you at the bottom

>>74849291

it's 550 feet high with jagged rocks at the bottom

>>74848592
Lads, I wanna suck those titties

*blows up Buckingham Palace*

hahahaha sorry lads, I meant to attack parliament, you see they wouldn't let me in, because i come from America.

What do?

>>74849326
O-ok

>>74849205
have you shaved yet?

Would have a beer with ethiopialad

>>74849384
Off with your head (penis)

>>74849212
you said something wrong

>>74849334

Fuck off he's loyal x

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Posting property of white men

>>74849344
in the morning or like an hour ago? I'd wait until tomorrow evening regardless, she ***************might************* have an actual reason

Inceldom is making me a psychopath.

>work in 12 hours
>8 of those will be spent asleep
>1 of them will spent in transit
>another will be spent trying in preparation for work

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ah yes

british summer

>>74849354
apparently a lot of people regret jumping as their falling

>>74849441
>gif
fuck off

>>74849330
It's not about oil, it's about controlling regimes in the Middle East that oppose Israel

>>74849337
just do it, they aint gonna reply for a long time anyway

want to feel some big titties

>>74849454
Inceldom is a lie. You're either ugly or ethnic

>>74849395
Just my sack in the shower
I did trim the ol' stache yesterday

>>74849445
hour ago

>>74849472
>the north
LOL

>tfw no work tomorrow possibly ever if no one decides to take a risk and trust me with their business

saw some Timposting on /fit/ before lads

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*knocks your union off the table and breaks it*

>"Whoops, sorry hahah x"

What do?

>>74849503
Attractive ethnics have no difficulty getting laid mate

>>74849535
stir last nights haggis

>>74849291
>>74849354
Three times the drop of the Golden Gate bridge, and onto rocks rather than water, to put it into perspective.

People do survive though sometimes although not without being horribly mangled obviously.

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what does "incel" mean?

>tfw have to sit there at a desk for 8 hours tomorrow

>>74849475

5 seconds of regret is better than 50 more years of regret

>>74849561
/ for effort

>>74849535
the only thing she broke was an education system that used to be the envy of the world

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kek, the largest British naval landing until d-day was the beach landing at NYC.

>but, the american revolution isn't important

>>74849547
Bullshit

>>74849503
How does him being ugly or ethnic make inceldom a lie? Do you not know what the word means?

>>74849571
go for a poo for a bit

>>74849586
>landing
We rule the waves

>>74849475
>i regret jumping, i should have just run straight off the edge without stopping

>>74849570
reddit meme word
involuntary celibacy

>>74849568
>reach terminal velocity
>hit the ground
>survive

Who are these iron men?

>>74849571
what job?

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>tfw its lunch time at work at you think to yourself 'only 4 hours left'

>>74849512
ye wait
nothing to be gained by going "pls respond" now

>>74849568
>People do survive though

really?

why does the ethopianlad hate himself for being a nigga

makes me feel uncomfortable desu

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>>74849495

I relate to this sentiment

Warriors absolutely SHOOK

>>74849475
how the fuck would you confirm this

>>74849635
I split my lunch hour into three 20 minute slots. It's easier to get through if you're measuring in 2 hour slots

>>74849626
research job. sitting around getting numbers from a few datasets and writing stuff

>>74849649
Beachy head is a notorious suicide spot. Every now and then people survive but it's dumb luck. They probably claw the walls in regret. Imagine that.

>>74849672
howling, just checked the score

I work from home

I'm a self-employed WANKER (I wank all day)

>>74849654
He's ugly and can't get laid and thinks it's because he's African

>>74849654
he also wants to watch a white man shag a black woman

>>74849568

Please post beachy head survivors

I've heard of some crazy survival stories from people falling out of planes in WW2 but they all landed on trees or snow not solid rock

>>74849284
there are only 2 wikipedia pages for brodchurch and neither of them refers to the white cliffs of dover

>>74849699
*imagines that*

>>74849678
from the .0001% that survive, i watched a documentary on it

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going to be alone forever

Business idea: market bungee jumping to suicidals so they can preview what its gonna really be like when they jump for real

>>74849699
can you imagine?

>>74849330
what would the cassus belli be?

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>>74849672

>>74849696
researching what

>>74849649
yeah I saw it on a documentary but you're looking at anything from being paralysed all the way up to being severely brain damaged in terms of injuries sustained

still almost a certainty you would die though

>>74849722
It's a show lad with the Scottish Dr Who

>>74849678
I love these shit statistics. they say 80% of people who commit suicide regret it as soon as they do it, but what they get their data from is people who survive their attempts.

Committing suicide isn't hard and the fact that 80% of people who fail regret it means nothing because they probably weren't trying hard enough anyway, cry for help not a legitimate attempt.

>>74849716
he's actually had sex with dozens of good looking white women

he hates himself for being black because he's spent quite a while browsing /pol/

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howling

>>74849716
>>74849717
think every race says that

>women dont like asians
>women dont like blacks
>women dont like whites
>women dont like ....

virgin twats

>>74849692
i usually skip lunch to be honest.

>stay in bed as long as possible because can't bear to face the day
>get out with just enough time to brush my teeth and put on clothes
>get to work
>sit it out
>regret that i didn't get out of bed early enough to make breakfast or lunch
>consider getting lunch from the café across the road but remember how steep it is
>sit there for 8 hours getting up for water
>go home absolutely starving
>can't really be arsed to make dinner though so i just eat rice with pan fried chicken

>>74849654

>>74849716
>replying to yaself

>>74849740
>survivors regreted it
well you don't say

i heard there's a 0% chance of regret from nonsurvivors

that zayn malik pillowtalk song is bretty alri

>>74849790
it's not that funny

>>74849799
Women love Aussies

>>74849799
know for sure that women hate canadians

>>74849799
>virgin twats
At the source of most of this websites problems

>>74849782
the show doesn't have anything to do with those cliffs lmao

>>74849779
wew, wouldnt mind seeing it

what's it called?

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alri lads, what 4chan icon do you reckon represents /brit/ the best? what's our mascot?

>>74849786
> they say 80% of people who commit suicide regret it as soon as they do it

There's a sentence on the wiki article about suicides at the Golden Gate which details a woman who jumped, survived then returned to jump again and died. A good antidote to the normoids who parrot the story of the guy who felt regret as soon as he leaped the railing.

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nice arse lads.

>>74849871
I know

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>>74849877

>>74849822
It's possible to survive hanging yourself as well, the thing people don't understand is it's not the rope that kills you, but the rope breaks your neck, and the bone closes the airway. However, there's like a .7% chance that when the bone breaks it won't hit the airway, it actually happened to my Grandma, she didn't hang herself, but she broke the same bone. It's called a hangman's break.

>>74849790
he's looking fat lately
too much milk?

>>74849877
Who's the guy in the suit?

>>74849887
wouldn't mind sucking a fart from it

>>74849902
the fuck you on about then?

>>74849877
retard toad

>>74849843
name 1 woman who loves australians

>>74849877
Kev

>>74849884
>survived so attempted suicide again the exact same way
glad that retard is out of the gene pool

>>74849926
hello newcunt

>>74849877
Tim

>>74849915
So hanging is extremely painful?

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>it's not that funny

>>74849940
me
t. woman(male)

>>74849915
that is tangential to what we were talking about. fucking mong

By no means a virgin, canacuck. Just wishing I could enjoy my full potential.

>>74849877
wojak or apu

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>>74849966
Tsuuuuuing

>>74849952
Is that really his name?

>>74849971
pls b in adelaide

>>74849877
out of those? easter toad
/brit/s most well known gimmick? kev

>>74849992
muslim nonce in the dump

>>74849872
I can't remember the name, you'll probably find it if you just search "beachy head suicide documentary".

To be honest the documentary was pretty shit. If I remember right it was filmed by some european guys and their main source of information was a mid-50s guy who used to work in one of the rescue teams who would rappel down to recover the bodies. Sounds interesting but the guy was a total fucking moron; he was the epitome of "love pints, not racist just hate pakis".

I remember one part of the documentary, the filmmakers ask him all sombre and serious how long it would take a person from jumping to actually hit the rocks and he says without irony "half a second". The guy is completely thick.

I'm sure there was someone in a wheelchair in the doc who survived a jump.

>>74849877
pedobear

>>74849988
self-hating is so cringy and unsettling, pls stop doing it in this thread. go get Micheal jackson's skin bleaching shit mate

>>74849765
proxy attack by turkmen diaspora in either moscow or istanbul on western-friendly targets

>>74849988
become a cuck instead

everyone says im really good and i should start rapping, here's some lyrics i penned down, let me know what u think, it aint finished yet tho

left hand on my dick, right hand on my mouse
tom and jerry (yah)

i call my hard drive hillary, shit is so corrupt
cos nsa be spyin', i make sure my porn is cooked (yah)

(yah) (yah) (yah)

i'm so fly i got arachnaphobia
Ho's say i'm a player, call me adobe (yah)

left hand on my mouse, right hand on my dick
that's a switch, nintendo (yah)

>>74849988
If you're gonna spend your whole life crying you don't have chad genes hurry up and kill yourself idiot

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>>74849988
FONT
you have no CLUE

Anyone know the song at 3:48?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljm-XWrJGm8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_Rourke

which one of you added the fedora pic

>>74850077
>>74850035

Trip up

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the game

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>>74849753

>>74850104
darude - sandstorm

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>>74850072
Vocaroo it

>>74850104
Love these types of vids

>>74849877
Runt symbols: Green amphibians
Traditional symbols: White humanoids
Esoteric symbols: Brown bears

>>74848788
are paige

>>74850114
i live in the gta, nobody is hampered by their skin colour or ethnicity. as long as you are good looking, you will get pussy. we live in the most liberal era in history. stop being a whiny little bitch nigga

boredom is an adequate justification for suicide

>his mum literally self-relizes through white cock inhalation
>calls me a cuck

>>74850134
cunt

>>74849330
Turkmenistan is nowhere near the US' attack dogs in the region, Israel and Saudi Arabia. It's also geographically unimportant and tricky to invade

>>74850184
What's it like in markham? Are you sure you don't get held back for being white there?

>>74850109
love city island
love ezra miller
like mickey rourke

>>74849915

in suspension hangings you die from blockage of the carotid arteries not a broken neck

when is the next episode of rick and morty reeeeeeeee

>>74850203
fuck off baldy, your gimmick is boring now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TPgcA1AHqt

>>74850184
Getting pussy isn't the point, my cuck. Wouldn't be cuckposting if it was.

we have nothing to lose but our chains

not racist just hate pakis and chinese

>>74850214
Neither Israel nor the KSA helped the Americans with their mena invasions though. The KSA arms and funds jihadis and Israel wants to destroy every powerful regime in the region

>>74850276
indian detected

I enjoy pints, but I wouldn't say that I love them

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>>74850246
tonight

Got a Marks and Spencers lasagna in the oven lads

>>74850248
Keep picking and choosing the point of your boredom.

>>74850255
>tfw no yank gf with a qt accent

community is better than reddit and morty

>>74850323
Your pseudo-trifaggotry is no longer welcome

not racist just hate everyone

>>74850287
They carry out the demands of America to ensure captive markets for capital and easy access to the abundant resources in region. Keeps the middle east bickering and fighting over nonsense like religion instead of presenting a united front.

>>74850237
You mean partial suspension. Full suspension is pirates of the carribbean trapdoor shit where your full body is suspended, partial suspension is when less than your full bodyweight is suspended i.e Robin Williams slumped attached to a doorhandle.

>>74850315
(((Marks))) and Spencer

>>74849330

the US has a deal with the turkmenis to build a pipeline through their country

Liked this Ethiopian poster until he started cuck posting
>>74850330
southern accent*

is it true that when you're naked with a girl you can smell poo coming from her arsehole?

getting more depressed and suicidal every year. great.

>>74850104
sounds like a remix of flume - on top but i've never heard that one

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>community

>>74850342
>community
lmao, that's far more of a reddit show than rick and morty

don't believe in climate change

>>74850402
>>74850418
reddit

>>74850345
Nah m8. Don't lime the Canuck's pretend authority on things he knows nothing about

>have to work to survive
>survive only to work
Ah yes capitalism

my holiday next spring
http://www.lupinetravel.co.uk/turkmenistan-tour-march-2018.html

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>he doesn't rate Community

you ever touched a girl's soft warm thighs lads?

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1494794210523.jpg

I have not.

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>Ah yes capitalism

why are the british right wing going mad about the IRA and respecting the troops all of a sudden

I fucking hate it when you're starving, order a shitload of food and it's delivered by a canny young lass with tits and arse to die for.

I'm sat here depressed eating pizza thinking about having a cry wank afterwards

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>yes i do post pictures of overweight men wearing hats on a japanese cartoon forum in my spare time

>boss insists the entire team including me should attend meeting with business partners on Thursday
>business partner CEO mentions he was very ill recently but he feels better now
>meeting goes okay
>got awfully ill over the weekend
>fever, EXTREMELY sore throat, nausea
>write e-mail to boss saying I won't be coming to work on Monday
>get a reply a moment ago
>turns out the boss is ill too, same symptoms
>in fact, our entire team is ill

kek literally not a single person out of our team of five will be at work tomorrow

monster of a bug this one

>>74850367

bones will only break in a drop hanging. you can have full suspension with no drop.

>>74850480
want to rub my willy on those feet

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>>74850490
>trump hasn't even delivered on his promises
HOWLING
>>74850480
Pretty sure those are underage

>>74850446
life is suffering, its so sad

when everyone is earning basic income and doesnt have to work they'll feel so bad for the people that lived during our time

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>ira

>>74849330
they're in russia's sphere of influence

>>74850492
they arent

>>74850513
who are you quoting?

>>74850492
anti-corbyn propaganda

Literally just hummed a tune into my phone and it told me it's name and started playing it for me. It was Klaviersonate by Beethoven

Fucking mental hahaha imagine all the beautiful songs I've forgotten because i couldn't remember what they were.

What will they think of next?

>>74850493
Order more food so she comes back then ask for her number/on a date

Or at least take creeps when she leaves

>>74850392

same and now i'm 29, KV, crap job, drug addict, no friends, no hope, just misery, loneliness and despair. things are so bad now, I will probably end my life on my 30th birthday.

>>74850386
if she just dropped a huge steaming log of shite from her red-hot, loose anus perhaps

has anyone done a full analysis on the reactionary and even borderline fascist themes Christopher Nolan uses in his films?

74850525
>in communism everyone works on basic income
silly yank

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>>trump hasn't even delivered on his promises
>HOWLING

>>74850569
>Klaviersonate by Beethoven

Fucking fedora loser faggot. No wonder you dont get invited to parties.

Would smash your jaw in if you started chatting about that shite around me

>>74850493
>thinking about having a cry wank afterwards
dont do this you bellend

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>>74850534

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>anus

>>74850569
hey neat, is there an app for that? or just an iphone gimmick

>tfw android

>>74850589
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

>>74850578
>I will probably end my life on my 30th birthday

you'd have done it by now if you had the stones for it

>>74850596
don't really like it when people make fun of downies

please don't post this again

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>poll wanker is here trying to shill his shitty /pol/iefs

What's the easist way for a Swedish tourist to obtain cannabis while in London?

>>74850617
Just heard the tune mate calm down fatboy, your blood pressure can't take it
>>74850634
SoundHound or Shazam
t. Android user

>>74850596
he literally hasn't, saying this as a right winger. Trump is another corporate stooge. Remind me how the border wall progress is coming along?

>>74850595
they dont have a bunch of auto bots doing everything

mong

>596
still looks better than most yank males. He's skinner as well lol

>>74850641
yes, this actually describes the Dark Knight trilogy and Interstellar quite well

*Smokes a fag* (Using American semantics where to smoke refers to gunning down with a firearm, whereas fag refers to a male whose sexual orientation is homosexual)

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what a nice lad

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>he literally hasn't, saying this as a right winger. Trump is another corporate stooge. Remind me how the border wall progress is coming along?

>>74850589
batman is already fascistic as hell without nolan

>>74850665
youre literally a virgin though hahaha

>>74850662
what the flying fuck are you on about lad?

>>74850688
>Using American semantics
FOY

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Claiming gf

>>74850652
ask a passing roadman if he knows where you can get some green

>>74850698
wtf i love communism now

COS

I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS

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work tomorrow

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>youre literally a virgin though hahaha

>>74850717
jesus fuck you are stupid. do you know anything about the future of basic income and automation?

>>74850698
haha what a sweetheart, a very wholesome post this was

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any piggies here

>>74850698
he is based, i don't know why the media and the political establishment hate him so much.

he's a man of his principles, sure i don't agree with him economically, but he means no harm.

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>jesus fuck you are stupid. do you know anything about the future of basic income and automation?

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>>74850703
me on the left before i got my epipen shot

>"When the Russians arrived, it was chaos. Never have I seen people half as cruel and merciless. The rapes were so numerous. I saw girls as young as six and women as old as eighty get raped right in front of my eyes. I was raped, too. If you resisted, they raped you harder."
>"There was a field outside of Berlin, we called it the Rape Field. They would drag us there and have their way with us for hours at a time, then tell us to walk back to the city. Women died there."
>"One day, Americans somehow heard about the field and came there in a car. I thought 'at last! We're rescued! The Americans aren't dogs like the Russians!' They got into an argument with the Russians, who screamed at them in their dog language and shot bullets into the air. The Americans got scared and ran away, and we were raped extra hard that day."

>>74850621
w-why?

>>74850652
just come find me, will be in se

>>74850765
In communism it would be moneyless. In socialism work that requires a higher skill would be paid more.

>>74850703
spastic cunt. Trump is essentially hillary at this point you utter mess

>>74850698
>shamelessly virtue signalling for votes
fuck him. just as bad as any other sleazy politician.

>>74849887
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Business idea: Start my own business since no cunt wants to hire me and drive them out of their own business

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>>74849877
This bloke