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class

not feeling good

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My broadband connection is 500 megatits per second

reminder centrism is the only way to prevent totalitarianism of any kind

business idea: secretly rent out my room without telling my housemates and sleep on the sofa in the living room, get really angry if they ask any questions

Handholdless virginity is the new counter culture.

>>74846219
tragic

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anyone got any rare alans?

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work tomorrow

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hope is the precursor to disappointment

>>74846258
i miss megamilk

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>>74846258

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVXG2GloNhc

they don't make adverts like this any more

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>that face your normie friends make when you drop a feelpill

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gf is fat but has small tits

>>74846267
not really

ineffective and mediocre centrist governments lead to a jaded, bitter and desperate society that will start supporting the extreme movements as they become the only movements that offer real change

Put some pancetta in the chilli this time, is peng.

im going to tell you something lads but dont tell anyone
i think everyone is secretly plotting against me. like each one of their acts related to me isnt without goal and the goal is to kill me.

>>74846317
>gif
feck off bloody yank

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>work in 21 hours

>>74846286
im sorry we dont have 1 gb/second 5G rolled out just yet chang

>>74846345
pics x

Not going to work tomorrow.

>>74846345
>putting a placenta in a chili
fucking disgusting would count this as cannibalism even if they give you it after the pregnancy don't care what so-called doctors say

whats a 'jf'?

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Just watched a Rhino win over a female Rhino then fail miserably to enter her. she then pretended to fall asleep so he left without getting to enter her. Was honestly fucking tragic.

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>>74846179
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHFTISTS

>working

work in 13 hours and 49 minutes

>>74846358
nothing wrong with gifs

>>74846401
Jackson Five

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>harrowment at early dew

>>74846401
jolly friend

>>74846406
What are rhinos an invasive species in Australia like rabbits and camels

>>74846331
I look like the guy on the right but my hair's not as good and my beard's better

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>>74846179

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>>74846339
would really like to know what that looks like.

>>74846297
Respect lad. I used to be big on street and club pickup in paris and spain but have stopped here. Girls get scared or dont speak english in the street and you know the weird layout of clubs here with tables and people looking at their phones everywhere. And frankly there are enough cute girls on tinder and skout to literally go on three dates a day everyday.
Do you speak thai?

>>74846450
If you have his bones, you're good. I wish I had his facial stature

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ah yes... the middle ages

quitting my job tbqhwy lads
digging tunnels is a strenuous job

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>>74846287

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>>74846449
It was on the BBC but seriously don't joke about Camels they're fucking shit cunts need to shoot the lot of 'em.
>mfw we sell Camels to the saudis for racing because the mud monkeys cant breed them as fit as being wild vermin in australia makes them

>>74846401
jewish front

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>work in minus 3 hours

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>>74846287

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emily

had a poshy
wasn't particularly good

my IQ is 136 and I'm 6'5"

AMA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpxguPNtP4o

>>74846507
Ahh yes, the Leader of the Free World™

>>74846469
i just go to thai karaoke places and you become special to to them since no other farang goes in them

>>74846507
fucking whitey got BTFO stupid cracka

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>>74846287
>>74846514
>>74846529

>>74846554
Why are you so fucking stupid literally stem meme tier IQ

>>74846514
tragic

I recon I'm a strong contender for ugliest person in /brit/ is there anyone who can challenge me?

>>74846613
Black lad here

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>>74846515
>fucking camels roam as an invasive species of vermin in Australia
Truly banana land
I love it

kind of thought I'd like yuri upon hearing it existed until I noticed a massive pederastic element to it

maybe the japs don't think much about that shit, but I do

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>>74846583

*dons a bowl hat*

>>74846578
thought you were going to 'nam

>>74846613
>>74846514
>>74846529

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-15/aviation-fuel-sniffing-on-elcho-island-a-public-emergency/8521020

Fucking Abos sniffing the aviation fuel they need to fly me off this sandy shithole fuck

>>74846646
nonce

>>74846613
no
>t. qt twink with nice arse

i have a lot of opinions and an urge to share them

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cloudy out

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>>74846583

>>74846692
PICS

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>>74846668

>>74846664
i am

Me heading off to the paki shop to pick up a pack of special brew:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiYZ_7g0hh4

>>74846613
27 year old virgin here, would give you a run for your money.

Love joy division

>>74846578
Oh I've heard of that scene from thai guys. I love karaoké too but usually take the gfs with me. Will explore this. Cheers.

>>74846668
slightly worse looking than that guy desu definitely worse body

>>74846723

ok mayb this guy worse looking but he is old i'm 25

>>74846755
strong challenge attempt i'm only 2 years behind you

someone remind me in 14 minutes to get my pizza out of the oven 0

>>74846747
nonce

>>74846722
maybe if you ask nicely sweetie ;) ;) ;)

>download speed test app on phone
>suddenly a prompt pops up telling me my facebook password is incorrect

Glad i deactivated it 2bh, get this on a daily basis from random apps which shouldn't really have any access to facebook.

>>74846741
I still might come with you lads but i do want to go to thailand, i can do maybe 3 weeks and do 2 in nam and 1 in bangkok, something like that

>>74846786
Please show me some pics of your qt body and nice arse x

>>74846782
ok

Lol remember the autismoyank from last night's /brit/ who kept going off about why blacks should be classified as a different species from whites

>>74846824
you're gunna get the hairy american arse that he posts everytime this happens

>>74846784
t. nonce projecting himself

reckon the ol' sphincter is due for a good stretching

any lads about tonight in kent x

>>74846674
love how they need to include clip-art pics for the nigs to understand

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Is one pic on tinder too few, I dont seem to be getting many matches and I think it must be cause I only have one pic that doesnt really show much.

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>kent

>>74846872
don't think you know what that word means
stunted nonce brain

How do you get rid of depression lads?

>>74846872
shut up you literally watch sexualised images of primary school girls and you think its okay cause its animate you're a fucking nonce

>>74846787
>having normiebook

going to politely ask you to leave before I send a roundhouse kick on its way to vaporise your cheekbone

>>74846824
kik?

>>74846842
Well... They certainly ARE distinct from whites...

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>work in 13 hours

>>74846907
Gwt laid

>>74846842
He's right

>play cities skylines 6 months ago
>30-40 fps on lowest settings
>launch cities skylines today
>5-10 fps

hmm

>>74846795
i'll probably be back in bangkok desu, love it

need to kill myself. cant live here anymore

re. Zinc Supplements

yes, if you take 5-6x the RDA, you're an idiot and will suffer side-effects.

Should take a tablet every other day.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpxguPNtP4o
>>74846964

>>74846962
Good lad.

>>74846953
They're MAYBE a different subspecies. Calling them another species altogether is just asinine

>>74846905
t. deflection from an insecure nonce who got called out

>>74846910
Where's the sexualisation in that? Revealing a bit much of yourself lad

might munch a durrie

>there was a whole season of Sons of Anarchy that took place in Ireland

... huh?

>>74846970
>needing to take supplements
it's so easy to hit up your macros daily

just literally eat a bit of meat, fish every other day, oats, milk, rice and veg (carrots, brocoli, peppers or tomatos, mushrooms and maybe cabbage or spinach).

>>74846988
you're the black nigger in the video? quite nice mate

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Ethiopian lad you are strangely obsessed with faces

>>74847019
Ive seen that anime and if you're saying it isnt sexualised you're being disingenuous or you are prepubescent

>>74847055
Yeah

>>74847058
glass houses

someone please post some fit slags with juicy tits and arses

>>74847019
again using a word that you don't understand
idiot, never reply to me again

>>74847058
repulsive little slug

WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY THAT SONG SO LOUD?

>>74847058
Fuck off, icecutter

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who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

>>74847058
rare turtle

>>74847094
don't think about other people's faces

>>74847096
>>>/hm/1549121

posted a pic of myself on another board on here a while back, people said i looked ok
still khv though

>>74847027
It was great too

>>74847141
... who cuts his hair?

I'm a genetic failure
the anguish i'm feeling every day is the pain of 4 billion years of wasted evolution

>>74847099
t. Pretends to be illiterate because he can't look himself in the mirror

>>74847069
Then you've certainly seen A LOT more of it then I have. Nonce. No wonder you sperged out the way you did.

never posted a pic of my face on 4chan tf is wrong with you lot

>>74847133
What?

Post handsome men

>>74846988
'owling

Remember I really wanted a tattoo when I was 14 years old (was REALLY into the red hot chili peppers and wanted their logo) and I also thought it would be very cool to wear thick framed glasses, like the nerds from american high schools to show how I don't care. Having been such a little shithead myself I can really empathize with the girls I date.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNu7_CAJ3uA

post tunes

>>74847141
wonder what its like being his kids.

they're probably all aware of this, because it just takes a 5 second google search of him to find it.

i wonder how they'd feel about his cult-film status here.

He mentioned that his brother had mental illness from abusing LSD too much once. putting together the jigsaw.

>>74847260
I was 17 m8

>>74847251
go back to brit/pol/ you child, this is painful

>>74846782
Check on your pizza cunt

>>74847276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukky-KxVIHU

>>>/wsg/1679779

>>74847269
never really had a problem with you but last few threads decided you seem quite runtish shan't be giving you any more replies from now on

>>74847302
t. Autistic sensory overload

The utter state of you lad

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the gf

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>I also thought it would be very cool to wear thick framed glasses, like the nerds from american high schools to show how I don't care.

Remind me why it is important that rhinos don't go extinct again? They don't really do anything. They're shit.

>>74847304
peng ting

250mg of Magnesium Citrate, Magnesium Oxide, Zinc Aspartate, Zinc L-Monomethionine & Pyridoxine down the gullet

>>74847141
john boyega

>>74847325

reckon i could knock her head clean off in a fight

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>>74846872

>>74846957
Turn off anti aliasing, turn down texture details and make sure your CPU isn't too hot also RAM upgrades go a long way with that game if you've got less than 8gb

>>74847251
must be hard lying to yourself like this

>>74847351
great post

So here we all are...

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>>74847256

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>I also thought it would be very cool to wear thick framed glasses, like the nerds from american high schools to show how I don't care.

>>74846988
>wearing a cap
sniggering

>>74847396
>it's a drawing of a little girl

it's a 1000 year old vampire you ignorant shit

please no one remind me to turn off the oven ever

Crusty Jugglers

>>74847416
...when it's all said and done...

R8 my singing voice

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the personal trainer

what's an icecutter

>Poleaboo
>Alan
>Ethiopian lad

what is it about insecure balding ethnics that attracts them to /brit/?

if u want to be handsome take some mandy once in a while it will melt the fat off your face

>>74847490
r u the brit abroad

>>74847490
probably some sort of derogatory term for indigenous eskimo types

in this thread:
>dirty nonce
>suicidal frenchman
>runt in thailand
state of brit

>>74847474
...and after everything we've been through together....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAbkh4TMRqg

FUTURE SAILORS

WERE FUTURE SAILORS

>>74847509
really gives you a nice glow too

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>>74847532
THE SUN NEVER SETS

>>74847406
everythings on the lowest settings and it starts on 15 fps. I have 8gb ram but i'm just curious why it used to run ok in the past and now is entirely unplayable from the get-go.

>>74847532
NOT suicidal dont call me that
once in a while just feel like i want to kill myself

>>74847544
what a shit program

>>74847480
That was more about the stretch capabilities of her legs than power I reckon

>>74847544
nautical nonsense

>>74847471
Decaffeinated?

>>74847544
watched mindhorn yesterday it was bad

>>74847509
>working a specific area removes fat from that area

makes sense

Thinkin an drinkin

wanna die

>>74847407
>I ACTUALLY watched the anime and I am an expert in this subject

Mm hmm...

>>74847396
t. Doesn't actually have anything of substance to say

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snags

Chechens?

Nah, not a fan.

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>it's a 1000 year old vampire you ignorant shit

>>74847532
These could literally all be referring to the same person: the Algerian ('French') nonce in Thailand.

>>74847625
it removes the fat everywhere tbH just on the face its more useful than lifting or any other noncy sport

scratch that, really wanna die

>give my scrote a tug in the shower to get to my gooch
>all the loose skin fro my thighs lifts up
>looks like cheese string
grim

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I have a cultural question, what is with Greece and Britain?
I always see picrelated in british pesonifications, like Britania.
Where does being a Greeceboos come from?

>>74847509
or you could not be a fat fuck to start with of course

Abiy Hailemichael

>>74847589
try razer game booster. its a free thing you can download and it stops other processes from running while you play the game. on my old laptop it made skyrim go from 30ish fps to 50ish

>>74847650
First thing when I get back to the US is burgers and pizza at Citi Field

me and my son's mate
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494642042712.webm

>>74847698
how old's he?

>>74847698
this is probably illegal

>>74847650
>grill the sausages
>don't roast the bread

What's wrong with aussies? Just throw some hot dog buns on the top part of barbeque like normal people

>>74847699
probably the roman days

>>74847698
>>74847740
DO NOT CLICK THESE ARE THE VIRUSES THAT CAUSES THE NHS HACK

I REPEAT DO NOT CLICK

Haha....

I cant believe how much time I spend on this site, there is literally nothing of worth here but yet I cant help it.

>>74847687
state of those implants

>fwb hates facials/swallowing
>haven't seen her for a while
>is drunk tonight and i'm going over, said she'll let me cum on her face
>been saving up a giant load and not wanked in over a week
>going to absolutely plaster her

devlish

>>74847722
not my case but some people complain that even thin they still dont have nice cheekbones
mandy is the answer to that problem

>>74847782
I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.

>>74847782
You need to ask yourself though is there really anything of worth outside in the big bad world?

Probably but in order to get to experience it you need to be a hypernorm Chad who can easily navigate social waters with ease.

I'm the handsome wog that posted a selfie the other week

took some pics in a turtleneck and I look good I must say, thanks for the tip turtlemong

>>74847824
don't think mandy will literally change your bone structure

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>>74847647
you're off your nut if you think i'm actually going to put time into arguing with a deluded sad case like yourself

https://www.reddit.com/r/beholdthemasterrace/

>>74847851
fuck off

Anyone else seen Hell or High Water?

>>74847782
there's a surprising lack of things to do in the world. without modern civilisation we wouldn't experience this problem because we would be too busy looking after ourselves.

>>74847761
i like the contrast of a cold soft bun

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sandwich

>>74847592

*comes at you like a monsoon moon*

>>74847620

>90% on rotten tomatoes

I don't think so sir

>>74847879
no shit you fucking spastic
want to crack your skull

kill yourself

>>74847873
pics x

>>74847698
nice

Business idea: Capitalise on /brit/'s fear of 2d slags

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>I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.

>This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

>People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

>I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.

>>74847899
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking tell me to fuck off. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can wank off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think telling me to fuck off is a legitimate tactic for arguments.

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>>74847801

>>74847902
Yeah lad

>divulging unmentionables

>>74847950
>>74847899
how fucking new are you guys

>>74847927
dumb cunt fuck off

Wish I weren't so highly intelligent.

wish I had a thicc gf to cuddle

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>>74847941
hmm

>>74848034
been here all summer

>>74847995
Thoughts?

australia

it's a real place

>>74848042
I envy deanos. they just get on with life they don't bother stopping and thinking.

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>>74847974
>shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking tell me to fuck off. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can wank off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think telling me to fuck off is a legitimate tactic for arguments.

>>74848037
shut the fuck up loser ahhahahahaha
kill yourself

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6:01
Why America isn't the greatest country in the world anymore.
Jeff Taube
4,797,267 views4 years ago

if a post has too many words I just don't read it

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Dr Solo, I'm Kenobi

>>74848074
Quite decent lad
Liked the old Texas ranger character

I think my intelligence intimidates women, that's why I'm single

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lost my 15 match unbeaten 12 match winning streak in football manager

why do young people crash or die in vehicle accidents so often

>>74848034
fuck off

>>74847544

>Watching the mighty reddit

CAUSE NOW IT'S TIME TO SKATE OR DIE

>>74848101
I gvie a post with a lot of words a chance - if the opening sentence is enough to draw me in.

>>74848109
Ben foster is the GOOurTime.

>>74848129
phones

>>74848126
>football manager
>>>/sp/

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Not me and the gf

https://youtu.be/7LuzFsHq6yU

>12 years since this

Fucking he'll lads

don't rate ed sheeran 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHBrhS3Wybo

me in the foreground

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>tfw intelligent enough to know my existence is irrelevant but not intelligent enough to make something of myself

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In the next life I hope to be reborn a cat.

Maybe a duck.

Very very interesting that we are happy to bomb and intervene in the middle east because of ISIS yet Boko Haram are still kidnapping and raping hundreds of women and committing terror attacks continuously yet there is no media coverage or bombings.

Maybe they don't have enough oil there or something but who knows hmmm very very thought provoking

>>74848137
whats wrong with you

>>74848240
ahh yes the unwanted canadian trying to fit in as a token foreigner by copying the yank catlad's gimmick

Why are coaches cheaper than trains?

>>74848259
well duh. isis is a tool of us imperialism

>>74848228
"making something of yourself" is a normalfag meme which encourages them into slave labor

fuck off you fucking 5'7 ugly wog
uhuhuhuuhuh look at me i want to look like that danish singer sooooo much hahahahaahahaa you spacker keep taking the bus and shut the fuck up

>tfw would be lead singer of /brit/ band were i not black

>>74848259
nigeria is a strong independent nation and not cuckolded by russia and the US

>>74848268

mixture of no gf and tiredness desu

need the shit kicked out of me

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>>74848259
>maybe they dont have enough oil in Nigeria

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494002280300.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494002280300.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494002280300.webm

>>74848277
more expensive to run a train than a coach

>>74848269
I'm not a foreigner; you are.

business idea: travel back in time to the big bang and prevent it from happening to save everyone a big waste of time

who wants to pull my foreskin back

rank bum poo and willy

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SCREAMING

>>74848346
but you can fit far more people there in one

>>74848351
There would be no time to waste if the big bang never happened

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>>74848338
http://www.nogginclontith.co.uk/

>>74848392
exactly, think of how efficient it would be

>>74848387
I simply do not care

wouldn't mind a nice willy sensation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngouqihxu-w

Which would you most like to happen?

>>74848259
boko haram isn't destabilizing the entirety of west africa they haven't even destabilized nigeria itself

>>74848379
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4505006/Tory-councillor-suspended-racist-Eurovision-tweet.html

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>>74847928
xx

>>74848290
not really I dont see "making something of yourself" as meaning working a pathetic job, I see it as devoting your life to a cause that will one day make things better or honing a skill that you can one day pass on to another generation. Once your good enough at something money will come naturally.

>>74848472
>>74848472
>>74848472
>>74848472
Cheeky new thread x

>>74848338
>>74848398

Jesus christ. Tempted to pay the £3 to put him next to the Algerian or Kev desu

why do /brit/ attract so many oddball foreigners, benders and nonces

can't afford any gear but I'm manually gurning to get a strong jawline

>>74848512
Fuck off

How to get a girlfriend in 4 easy steps!

Be Attractive
Don't Be Unattractive
???
Have Sex

>>74848129
Living life on the edge as opposed to wasting away in a nursing home

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>work in 9 hours

>>74848540
where does the gf come in

>>74848540
makes sense and seems easy, will give this a go next week

>>74848575
Hello wagie

>>74848592

>>74848592

>>74848592

>>74848592

>>74848540
Eagerly awaiting the 4th step.

good night lads x

>>74848540
seen plenty of ugly runts with a gf

>>74847535
...it's all a bit mad...