/brit/

maisie

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anime

>>74844214
>(((economist)))'s projections

Thoughts on The Strokes lads?

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never even kissed a girl

>>74844312
Might do a few of those later

just booked a table at the local pub after work next friday

apparently it's going to be a sellout

am the nicest and the most handsome poster on here. no debate simple as

ESSENTIAL POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12964693

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>>74844325
need this to cure my phimo

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How's /pakigf2017/ going lads?

>>74844246
jesus christ I hate this little bent gimp in the video

DESPISE people talking about their kids, could not care less about the disgusting lump you shat out, fuck off, your kid is ugly and probably going to be a spastic consumerist mongoloid like yourself, you should be sterilised, your ovaries should be burned out with a blowtorch

>>74844375
that's not a paki

>>74844325
How? I'm mentally ill and I managed.

Update: Just drank that £6 per can reddit beer I posted yesterday.

Was indeed delicious, but would only pay £3/can at most for it having tasted it tbqh

>>74843954
im top 10

t. should i shave

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

>>74844298
so in reality they've undercompensated the number of wogsheeds running around

we need ebolachan to get a move on

Is a prostitute good for a virgin?

the lad that regularly cheats on his gf is probably the most handsome
jordy below him
probably 2 more lads then me

>>74844325
You must be ugly, I kissed a girl when I was 10

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>good looking lad but always been shy
>started coming out my shell a couple years ago
>24 now
>still no GF
>not much of a social life so find it hard to meet girls
>decide to try tinder
>put some pics up
>gets tons of matches
>sift through the shit
>start talking with girl
>beautiful
>great personality
>low self esteem though
>would literally do anything for me before we've even met
>finally get time off work
>meet up
>hit it off big time
>start seeing her regularly
>eventually becomes my GF
>been together 9 months
>confidence has gone through the roof for both of us

I guess the trick to having more confidence is having a GF or just having regular sex and attention from females.

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Proto gf

Personality is totally irrelevant, looks and perceived social status are all that matter

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Trying to learn how to maximize my (You)s, lads. Been stuck around 15

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>>74844268

>>74844449
>>good looking
FONT didnt read

>>74844456
Legit, variable

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just had this attached to a brick and sent through my window

>>74844344
white but i don't really care about it
hate racism

Multiculturalism means "fewer white people"

>>74844130
this is why I'm NEET

the nerd on erasmus in Lyon need to fuck off from this country.

>>74844460
(You)

feels good being the one respectable yank who the brits look up to

>>74844400
is

>>74844420
Whores don't count, it only counts if it's a real girl who wants to have sex with you without money changing hands.

need to start working out, sleeping well, eating well and taking minerals to look more masculine otherwise i'll end up looking like Owen Poz Jones

have a very boyish face. not ugly at all, i'm very pretty-looking, but women don't want a 20 yr old lad who looks like a cute 14 year old, they want rugged men.

>74844460
only getting 15 (You)s in a whole DAY
tragic, could do that in half a thread

>>74844509
what's wrong with that?

>>74844449
wew lad, nice one.

I was 24 and had never had a proper gf until late last year. So nice to have somebody to kiss/cuddle/share things with....and shag on a regular basis hehe.

I'm football yank, and I'll have you know that I'm quite well-liked in /brit/

>>74844509
Good, can't wait for white genocide.

>>74844453

Obscene narcissism

>graduate and earn my MBA
>get job
>they dont need me to start for 4 months
>spend that time traveling, meeting people, even dating a dutch girl for a bit while we traveled
>come home a few days before work
>excited to finally start and earn money
>working 60 hour weeks every week
>12 weeks in and I wake up every morning hating myself
>literally despise my life every monday-thursday

Is this what real life is? Do I really have to do this for another 40 years?

fucking labour canvassers fuck off

>>74844546
http://www.increase-testosterone.info/testosterone-report.pdf

>>74844488
Would throw it back and hope I hit one of the cunts in the throat.

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The progress lads

>>74844518
rude

>>74844449
Congrats lad

what i don't understand is people here always go on about this whole "white genocide" thing and say that race mixing is bad because it destroys white people

doesn't it destroy the other races as well, we're all getting mixed init

people are acting like there's gonna be loads of really dark skinned people and no white people

Intimacy is nice and girls are irreplacable but some of the best sex I've had was actually while jerking off.
Today made mysrlf cum buckets after I shagged various GFs several days in a row and my balls were supposedly empty. Jerked off to abstract feminine stuff like the shape of hips, fertility, how girls show sexual interest and touch their hair with that nice smell coming out of it, without thinking or visualizing any girl in particular. It was literally hypnosis. Business idea: invent abstract porn.

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>>74844488

>>74844449
don't care fuck off

>>74844578
yes. this is what the ones in charge have raised you for, worker. this is the dream they sold you

>>74844612
you're giving me a bad rep
you rant about being a nerd and the other lads think its me. not fuckin havin it ill tell you that

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reminder

post high quality grime

>>74844595
w-wheres you belly button? ALIENS.

>>74844595
That's only a 0.8 stone difference

>>74844595

Losing weight is so easy, got zero respect for people who think it's an achievement. All you've done in my eyes is rebalanced the sheer disgust I have for you back to neutral.

Same with quitting smoking. Not hard at all.

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>>74844658
He's like the anti-Conor

brother has 3 half-white kids

but they all live in the non-white country they were born in and he has no intention of bringing them here so while he's techincally a race-traitor, he's at least doing it somewhere where it won't have any actual effect so I can't complain (he's a coke-obsessed shithead anyway who knows well he's not welcome back here)

>>74844658
>this is the lad who thinks he can heem mayweather

It's a broken hearted thinkin problem

>>74844673
i don't really though

>>74844658
America was a mistake

want a gf but definitely do not want her living with me

>>74844595
old one looks better IMO
later one looks old, worn out, fatter and uglier

>>74844546
Do it lad.

I've always eaten healthy, started lifting in September '16, now working in cardio more and more (important for good sex). Take zinc, vit D and fish oil.

Eating enough (healthy) fats is also key for libido...learnt the hard way baka.

>>74844616
racemixed: South America (brown)
racemixing: North America (white becoming brown)
beginning to racemix: Europe (white becoming brown)
not racemixing: Asia (various shades of yellow and brown)
not racemixing: Africa (brown and black. what's left of the white will go black)

reading up on the beslan school massacre lads

proper grim

>>74844595
almost no progress

>>74844546
>i'm very pretty-looking

doubt

>>74844616
>>74844677

>>74844449
trick is being good looking lmao. It's a fucking feedback loop. You're 14 you get positive comments, that makes you feel better about yourself, you get even more positive comments and so on. Conversely, you're 14 you get negative comments, you feel worse about yourself and get even more negative comments and so on.

I would say you're lying about being good looking as i struggle to believe you would be 24 and such a failure if actually were, but tinder doesn't lie so maybe your social iq and observational skills is just that atrocious.

>>74844616
the white race is the least populous by a lot and all the white countries are becoming multicultural shitholes. meanwhile africans are at no threat of being bred out by anyone

before I reply to a post I ask myself "can I learn anything from this poster?". if the answer is no then I don't reply

>>74844710
Where does he live now?

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No woman will ever be sufficiently attracted to me such that she might simulate behaviors I aasociate, in my broken mind, with sincere female affection.

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>race-traitor

>>74844518
Meet me in Lyon for a scrap in 6 months ago x

>>74844800
but we aren't paint are we mate

>>74844688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh1RIjdkZwI

>>74844658
FOUR BANGERS COMING RIGHT UP CHEF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrSGMg8GTLw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPlsPXMLH4Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmPLanMtYnE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QHDu7vbTpc

Kinda nostalgic about the time /brit/ and 4chan was into vaporwave, simpsonwave etc. tbqg. Idon't even know why i come here anymore

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The ideal gf

>>74844658
quaking in my boots

>>74844822
Me, The Grim Reaper, on the right

>>74844546
>but women don't want a 20 yr old lad who looks like a cute 14 year old, they want rugged men.

lmao mate if you are good looking no one cares if you look 14 or 30. Sure you're probably gona attact younger girls if you look 14 than if you look 30 but if you're attractive you will get attention all the time regardless.

>>74844838
If everyone on the planet was a mix of all races, they would all have brown skin.

>>74844449
>good looking lad
says it all

>>74844834
haahahaha i remember about that
probably going to do an interrail soon too. have a few cities i want to visit

Being a virgin in your 20s causes brain damage

>>74844818
really fantastic post

>>74844822

Is that Muslim woman helping the Rorke? Kek

>>74844856
If she was about 2 stone lighter she'd be perfect.

honestly probably have low-test but is it really that detrimental?

im cute to girls so i dont have serious troubles pulling.

I think the way its screwed me the most is whenever I get kind of drunk I can't get it up, but I have a feeling that if I basically cut down wanking to 1 or 2 times a week I can fix that.

>>74844901
Fooling?

>>74844688
https://youtu.be/BuvIIi2oDDY

>>74844880
yeah but they wouldn't look like black people or white people or indians or chinese people
they would look completely different

>>74844799
it's regularly said that i'm the most photogenic of my friend group, my mate's gfs think i'm beautiful and people say me and my gf make a great looking couple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K_MdLyVdes

thoughts?

only had one girl say she loved me and I had no real feelings for her

is there really so much rigmarole behind losing weight or is it literally just calories in < calories out?

friends are a few years behind me on the internet. they only just found out about vapourwave

>>74844878
>Sure you're probably gona attact younger girls if you look 14 than if you look 30 but if you're attractive you will get attention all the time regardless.
I know this, lots of teenage girls are attracted to me but I don't want to be a nonce. want women my own age tbqh

>>74844940
They wouldn't look white, that's for sure

>>74844934
nah it's a good post mate, very well written

dont care about being good or bad looking just dont want people to look at me

>>74845001
Cals in and out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKhWBa13XHg

need to top myself

>>74844546
You'd be surprised. I've got quite a boyish face but very good beard genetics so I've had a full beard for years. Had to shave it off last week and I've actually been getting more attention from girls. It's a 7 minute walk to the shop and I usually get looks from about half the girls I walk past. Now it's about 80%. I even get girls looking at me from the other side of the road now.

I get about the same amount of men looking at me, which is to say an uncomfortable amount.

>>74844856
for a fekkin burger with no taste

>>74844850
hello grime shutdown playlist

>>74844812
an Asian country

got transferred there and went to town on the local brothels from what I hear

>>74845012
sounds like you're a fag desu

will cutting out porn actually help my constant ED troubles?

>>74844940
You're not getting it. Diversity leads to racemixing, which in turn leads to less diversity.

craving some charlie

think i might be getting addicted

>>74845016
wouldn't look black either
what i'm saying is that this completely nonsensical white genocide conspiracy theory meme is obviously false because other races would be genocided too

if you need time off to go to a funeral does it count as a day of your leave or would your employer just give you it for free?

>>74844984
what happens to a healthy brain when the ears and eyes dont work? does the child never develop beyond a baby's cognitive level?

>>74845001

just stop eating so much fucking food simple as that

>>74845050
if this post is even mildly accurate what the fuck are you doing on 4chan seriously

>>74845012
Just go for 16-20 year olds and stop worrying so much.

>>74845078
yes

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Would you shag her for 15 minutes for £1,000?

remember that poo i talked about earlier? it's coming

>>74845098
Just spent $400 moving my flight to this Tuesday because I'm depressed and need drugs

>>74845084
diversity of culture as well though

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>>74845107

read your employee handbook

>>74845065
yeah it's big

>>74845107
compassionate leave, shouldn't count

>>74845050
>It's a 7 minute walk to the shop and I usually get looks from about half the girls I walk past. Now it's about 80%. I even get girls looking at me from the other side of the road now.
what the utter fuck

spotted a girl looking at me using the reflection of the metro window. staring at me even
made me furious

>>74845001
Yeah the entire industry (save a few exceptions accounting for less than 1% of the population) could be replaced by 'burn more calories than you consume'.

However, this requires effort and/or self-restraint. So fatties pay through the nose for fad diets offering an easy fix, or otherwise blame other spurious factors...thyroid, genetics etc.

>>74845012
Date younger girls while you can. Women develop before men anyway, so there's no shame in dating a girl who's a couple of years younger.

When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life

Bills to pay, a dead-end job
And problems with the wife

But don't throw in the towel,
Cause there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away

At Flaming Moe's (let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
When liquor in a mug
Can warm you like a hug

And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

>>74845191
do that all the time

>>74845107
probably depends on your relation to the person

>>74845103
Diversity isn't pushed in non-white countries though

>>74845162

where you going brother

>gf doesn't like giving blowjobs

Thoughts?

>>74845134
obviously you fucking clown

>>74845107
We can claim paid special leave for stuff like this if it's an immediate family member, otherwise it's annual leave or unpaid special leave

>on grindr
>bloke messages me and has his instagram profile linked with his real name in it
>google him
>he's lying about his age by 10 years, and was jailed in 2004 for attacking a copper and saying he'll bite him and give him AIDS
>says he's not poz on his profile
why the fuck did I have to turn out gay

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really enjoy reading blog posts from people who think they are very good looking but autistic

>>74845218
she's my grandmother

well was

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Looks like Richard Spencer is becoming a bit bloated from all the milk he drinks. Nice set of chebs though

love making extended eye contact with gallies

>>74845103
Most black people are still in Africa, white people aren't emigrating in record numbers to Africa and the middle east are they? That's the problem.

>>74845103
whites would become brown but black people would still exist

i mean personally i don't see white genocide happening because human nature usually prevails over current statistics trends

people tend to be attracted to people who look like them, so even when whites become a minority, they'll naturally still keep breeding with whites

is weed addictive
been ill a few days and could really do with a zoot can't lie

>>74845230
Into the bin

>>74845180
runt

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new rick and morty tonight lads x

>>74845227
New York. Home technically.

>>74845078
>cut porn entirely
>do high-intensity cardio 3 times a week
>make sure you're eating enough fat in your diet
>take zinc supplements

Apart from that just relax with the girl, a lot of the time it's performance-anxiety killing your boner....once you're used to each other this tends to fade.

failing the above, see a doctor or get yourself some cialis.

>>74845240
lol being a fag is top tier mate, wish I was one. You don't think you got shitty women too? If I was gay I wouldn't have to spend another fucking night alone unless I wanted to and i'm an ugly fuck.

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held a door open for a girl at the corner shop just now and she said "thanks babe" and winked at me

did i just lose my virginity lads

>>74845103
ah yes all those white people racemixing the africans and pakis out of existence

>>74845103
>people this dumb actually post on 4chan

incredible

>>74845240
bit gay

literally the only thing our lives lead to is our death. everything we do is just a prelude to that

>>74845134
I'm so skint at the moment that I'd probably shag her for £500

>>74845305
fuck off normie

>>74845203
nonce

Whats the smallest amount of money you lads have been able to form into a lengthy trip abroad?

Doing a poo

>>74845305
do you reckon slags go over moments like that in their minds hundreds of times or is it a punishment reserved only for men?

>>74845305
Yeah

What's it like to bottom? I've only ever topped

WAHHEYYYY HAHAHAH IM SO HANDSOME BUT I CANT GET NO GIRLS THO ;;;;;''''''((((((((( WHYYYY

>>74845294
>>take zinc supplements

bad idea

i asked /fit/ how to boost my test levels and they recommended zinc, i decided to go out and was popping 3-4 zinc tablets a day for about 2 weeks and started suffering from light headedness

then i actually googled the dangers finally and discovered that what i was doing was a very bad idea indeed

einstein was a fraud

>>74845305
You lost your compliment-virginity. Only 5 other types of virginity to go.

>>74845375
Nothing she said was worth reflecting on

>>74845392
This. Feels bad. Wish I wasn't an avg white lad so I'd jave something to complain about

first i wanted to be a top, myself.

then i just wanted to top myself

>>74845375
don't reckon that women are capable of thought. they're like fish

>>74845389
if he's hitting the right spot it feels like nothing else, you just start involuntarily moaning and don't want it to ever stop

>>74845305
HATE when bints do things like this
had a girl give me a look then feel up my chest for a brief moment in the club then walk off
either commit or don't do anything

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>>74845305
girl caught me staring at her arse absent-mindedley a few weeks ago and gave me a wry grin and a wink

>>74845446
mate you have the looks but you just look like a miserable cunt

>>74845321
ah yes all those africans and pakis racemixing the whites out of existence

>>74845325
just don't see the big deal really, it's just stormfront propaganda

if you ever see a news story about a brit jumping off a glass bridge in china it was me

>>74845478
grim

Wish I had the means to be able to own pet chickens lads

>>74845520
same

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>>74845498

Rate the lead singer in this vid lads

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g7f6HiQ2LuU

>>74845520
All you need is a cage and a back garden mate

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sum up how you feel right now with a picture of a politician

FUCKING HELL

pulled a club slag last night as it had been a while since I'd had sex and I was desperate

Good fuck though, good head as well. Fucking worst thing to wake up to this morning though.

THE FUCKING CONDOM IN THE BIN WAS BROKEN.

She was really clingy and texting me all morning and I blew her off.

Definitely came inside her and am now worried shes the type to cling on to me and have my kid

FUCK RANDOM DRUNK SEX IS NOT WORTH IT

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>>74845520

>>74845517
not at all

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>>74845570

if you ever see a news story about a brit stapling his spuds to a soyuz rocket launch in kazakhstan it was me

>>74845360
That's not what a nonce is

>>74845566

Live in a block of flats with other folks' cats wandering about lad. Even saw a fox right outside the other night.

the manchild virgins who got siphoned into this new trendy alt right culture have duped themselves

being a beta runt of a "man" will not serve you well in the alt right, since the women of that ideology put even MORE emphasis on wanting strong alpha traditional men

not to say that being left-wing is better for a man either, marxist and feminist girls tend to be polyamorous sluts- so you may get laid, but the person who gets her the most is the chad lefty who's the best at sex

really, the only kind of subculture that fits the beta male is the /r9k/ culture. they won't get girls. may as well just have their uprising.

Barmaiden keeps calling me babe

Might just be wanting a tip though

>>74845584
"font"

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>>74845570
the beggar: you
the coin: this (you)

>>74845469
source???

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Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

>>74845584
mate how come youre not throwing the condom in the toilet

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>>74845570

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>>74845570

Lads it's sunday night, can you all shut the fuck up about racemixing and all that shite for 5 minutes? It's so boring

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>>74845570

>>74845615
>live in a block of flats
You've got bigger problems than your lack of chicken ownership my son

@74845584
FONT

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>>74845570
>>74845570

fuck sake why did no one tells me chickpeas take this long to cook

i should have just bought them tinned

>>74845507
why

wish i could be friends with ethiopialad

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>>74845570

>>74845623
if she is middle class/upper-middle class its just how girls refer to people, means nothing. If she working class or foreign you might be in there

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>>74845570

>>74845131
Been on here since I was 14, so 9 years now. 4chan is great--nothing else like it. I don't have normal social media.

>>74845187
Some of them smile at me too. It's nice. But desu I'm pretty sure I'm actually just average looking. It's probably because I'm relatively tall and I apparently walk like a military officer.

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>>74845570

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Rate

>>74845715
fuck
off
normie
twat

>>74845674

I do, but a lad can dream can't he?

>>74845707

Working class yássssss

Just need to dump my gf

>>74845690
just realised its a badge thing around his neck. for some reason i thought it was a pair of knickers

can't hold off the poo much longer

>>74845668
You may choose from one of these other designated /brit/ topics
>north v south
>london
>yanks in general
>WWII
>The Irish
>Midlands and whether or not they exist
>the EU
>slags
>virginity
>normans
>poo, bums and willies

>>74845707
couldn't be more wrong. the low class gals are the only ones who say babe, if anyone else say it then there's probably meaning behind it

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>The blazing remains of the platform were eventually extinguished three weeks later by a team led by firefighter Red Adair, despite reported conditions of 80 mph (130 km/h) winds and 70-foot (20 m) waves. The part of the platform which contained the galley where about 100 victims had taken refuge was recovered in late 1988 from the sea bed, and the bodies of 87 men were found inside

>>74845762

*cums in pants*

i instantly assume any girl who is being nice to me is teasing me and just wants to get me to flirt or something to embarrass me

>>74845700
cba to stay alive anymore

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>>74845570

dont know why I can't get a gf I am actually very good looking, girls give me looks all the time

>>74845805
did they die

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>Been on here since I was 14, so 9 years now. 4chan is great--nothing else like it. I don't have normal social media.

>>74844375
>How's /pakigf2017/ going lads?
Great. I've still avoided having one. Hopefully I can keep this up for all of 2017, 2018 could be tough though.

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>>74845790
slags
slags
slags
slags

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494682643807.webm

>>74845832
>having neglectful parents

Are u moi?

>>74845848
nah

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Mental how good mobile internet is these days

This is pretty much on par with my proper home broadband connection

>>74845855
She looks ridiculous

>>74845700
>>74845834
posted too soon

and its a pretty aesthetic way to die i think

haven't heard of anyone else jumping from it either so i might be first in something

>>74845834
come link up with me in SEA first

>>74845715
>Been on here since I was 14, so 9 years now
Cringeworthy this, seen someone claim he was lurking in 2007 when he 9 the other day.

>>74845800
nah man, admittably I spend a lot more time around "posh" chicks than working class ones but they throw around babe like one does "dude", "guy", "boss" etc. Whenever I heard working class girl say it they always liked the guy. Admittably ancedotal evidence there isn't exactly a consensus on this shit but I am very surprised that you are disgreeing.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g7f6HiQ2LuU

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Left or right

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>>74845889
I feel sorry for you if that's your home broadband speed

>>74845940
middle

Literally accomplished a cheeky 5 minutes pull from tinder at 2 am, with "I have to take a plane tomorrow. I don't feel like sleeping" (which is true). She's taking the taxi to come see me.

>>74845931
>dude
>guy
FOY
>boss
>FOP

>>74845940
left obviously

not even that skinny

>>74845940
middle

barmaid is a 50 year old woman with massive tits
she calls me "luv"

>>74845944
>flag

>>74844317
is that all baccy?

>>74845911
whats cringeworthy about this, the fact that your on the site is cringe enough

>>74845983
Waitrose?

>>74845805
why didnt they just jump into the water lmao

>>74845262
Good strong looking lads

Not sure about all those matching trousers though


>>74845763
I'm not a normie

>>74845911
Why is it cringeworthy?

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>>74844711
He's not going to fall for Mayweather's dance and is probably a better shit talker desu.
>>74844488
Pic related is what you need to do.

>>74845957
how predictable. terribly generic post

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>>74845832
i assume i'm what they call a "piece of work" and would just be a burden if i ever got a gf anyway

>>74845875
they weren't neglectful
girls in my school were horrible

>>74845963
find tinder shags to be depressing affairs, haven't bothered for about 2 months with tinder

>>74846005
Some did. Their bodies were never recovered

>>74845985
Only proves my point further, if I feel sorry for you then it must be really shit

>>74845963
sounds like there's going to be lots of paki-looking thai kids with dodgy hairlines kicking around bangkok in a few years

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please come to middlesbrough

>>74846024
How so?

i love food

havent looked at a single post in this thread

>>74846042
The sea is a harsh mistress

>>74845966
i never said I liked the american influence but that's how people speak mate.

I tell you what though if a working class woman calls u "darling" that means nothing but if a posh one calls u darling you might be in there. If a posh guy calls someone darling he wants to show the fact he's posh.

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would you?

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>>74846049

>>74846005
jumping into the wide sea is assured death

>>74846049
would bet money a nonwhite made this

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Anyone else here have one of these badboys as a kid?

>Those sundays spent in the co-op carpark
Fuck i miss childhood.

ah yes a woman in her 30s who has never had kids has developed breast cancer

doing a mastication of my membranes

What the fuck is a 'bid' in the business sense

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>>74846049

>>74846088
Nah

>>74846035
Where do you pull lad?

what does hope mean?

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might go to the salon hahaha

>>74846107
Da wouldn't let me have one

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have to be up for work in 11 hours

>>74846124
irl

>>74846076
Parma is Australian wog cuisine

>>74846088
phwoaaarrrr i'd lick all the way from her tailbone to her clit then stick my willy it and give her a bloody GGRGRGRGGRGRGRGGRGRGRGGR FRIGGIN HARD SHAG GRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>74846010
Blue shirt is 5'0 tall

>>74846130
hope is the precursor to disappointment

>>74846113
>goes on /brit/ for business advice
kek

>>74846179
>>74846179
>>74846179

business idea: pretend to own something and sell it for lots of money

Ah yes the asian development bank proposed a consulting mission paid half a million euro but it's in fucking afghanistan.
>implying i won't die or get kidnapped
>implying I would be able to travel anywhere with an afghanistan stamp on my passport, if i survive

>>74846139
>skinny lanklet legs

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The goal body(left)

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>>74846107
Got one of these bad boys instead 2bh

>>74846103
Definitely an American dindu did this as it's typical for them. (In the U.S. they can't collect gibs-me-dats if the guy is around. So dad basically bed surfs getting more illegitimate kids and the moms give him money for food and shit like his cellphone.)

>>74846280
>The goal body(left)
Godspeed young man.