Boycott Eurovision 2018?

>>74838814
What did he say?

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>>74838814
robin is our guy and he got robbed of the 1st place by the filthy jews

Nobody watch it anyway

>>74838814
the bulgarian lad dresses pretty much how /fa/ dresses

>>74839178
He called generic Eurovision songs "fast food music" and stated that his victory was the victory of real music.

Since Swedes compose like 30% of all Eurovision songs, it's seen as an attack against Swedish music industry.

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>>74839178
"We live in a world of fast food music. This is a victory for music... music isn't fireworks, music is feeling."

>>74839513
>>74839537
What a pretentious twat.

>>74839513
they're only upset because it's true, the Eternal Swede must be stopped before they win Eurovision again

1. Italy
2. Romania
3. Belgium

>>74838814
Why haven't you added Slavko for /lgbt/. Also is Latvia /a/ or /cgl/?

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>mfw our guys voice broke mid song

>>74839630
Music that makes you happy or dance is still music that makes you feel. It's a pretty arrogant statement to make in a song contest.

I'm sorry we don't all have heart cancer / saudades

>>74839677
Slavko's technically not in the Eurovision final. But feel free to change/add to your liking.

>>74839707
If /soc/ were a song I'd imagine that'd be it

>>74838814

the weak should gear the strong

fuck sweede and all that shitty music they produce

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>>74839630
> why don't you like Eurodance, min vän? Are you a swedophobic danskjävel?

>>74839797
Åh nä, gossar är på oss!

>>74839732
hes a national antihero

>>74839797
Åh nej, ta bort detta din dumma utlänning.

>>74839797
STÄNG NER DET

>>74839732
He's got every right to be arrogant after trouncing their oddly serious attempt at light pop music with autistic hand gestures.

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>the bulgayrian fuccboi was born in 2000
>2000

>>74839266
>cyberfash new-synth wave
>it comes from Sweden

anyway what was your top 3 yesterday besides /ourguy/?

>France
>Sweden
>Belgium

>>74840211
1. Italy
2. Sweden
3. Moldova

>>74840132
>fuccboi
What the fuck is with you niggers and using overtly retarded spellings like this? Fuckboy doesn't even have an obvious meaning either, what the fuck are you trying to convey? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74840211
>>74840268
1. Italy
2. Portugal
3. Moldova

25th. Sweden

-7000^10^10^10: Spain

>>74839401
Which one is the Bulgarian one?

What a retarded wimpy little hipster faggot.
I'd beat the shit out of him.

>>74840339
lurk moar

>>74840368
the fuccboi

>>74840364
-7000^10^10^10-1: Germany

>>74839585
t. fast food music consumer

>>74840590
kek, not even at the level of Spain.

Germany got 3 jury points and 3 public points, Spain got 5 pity points from portugal.

Manel Gallarro was running as a joke more than as an Eurovision contestant. Even Chikilicuatre was more serious. Or the Austrian one that grabbed his balls.

>>74840609
t. Salvador
I'll whoop your autistic ass.

>>74840705
At least his song was kinda funny because it was so stupid, ours was just boring. Not even Austria gave us points although there basically Germany.

Just you wait, the Swedish Media Empire wont take kindly to this.

>>74840836
pls don't send refugees

>>74840836

Portumanbun was right, we're tired of your shitty shallow songs.

Portugal's song wasn't much better but at least wasn't more generic bullshit.

>>74840538
Answer the quesiton you little shit

>>74838814
who's the /fa/ guy?

Gabbani aka "Mr. 35cm" got robbed

>>74841089
the gypsy from Hungary

>>74841045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
Say that again, Rodriguez

>>74841178
agreed, he deserved 3rd place at least, I understand that he cant' compete with pity masterplayer pro-refugees Portugal and neo-bieber fuccboi Bulgaria, but fucking Sweden for fucks sake.

Fucking gay lobby, Gabbani even got dressed with a gay flag jacket and they dismissed him.

>>74838814
I wanna racemix with the Italian

>>74840820
they never do because they're in denial for eternity

>>74841178
>Mr. 35cm
I don't get this meme
>>74841264
And the /pol/guy?

>>74841716
Swede

>>74840791
t. fireworks producer

>>74841511
But you're a boy

>>74841998
How did you know!?!?

>>74841058
you should just leave, you're obviously not from here

Well the portuguese autists song was shit, but he is right, he is the only one with a real song, all the others were generic modern computerized pop shit, at least the ones i heard, i didnt listen to all of them

>>74841984
thx
>>74842206
Girls are a minority but it's okay to be gay, m8

Memes aside, best eurovision song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDy442iafbw

>>74843034

shit no

take your tranny back and throw "her" at the gladiator pit from where "she" came from.

>>74842682
Belarus was great
France was good as well
Norway Belgium Sweden and Italy were pop but not generic Celine Dion gusts of wind in their bloated dresses tier
UK was musical tier, the best of the generic ones
Bulgaria was Justin Bieber twink tier
Moldova was memes
The rest was either trash or I don't remember

>>74838814
Sweden is used to be shit on.

/our girl/ is here FeelsGoodMan

>>74843453
>be excited af for the final
>sudden need to take a big fat steamy shit (had based Leitão à Bairrada lunch)
>miss Memedova and Greece

I just wanted to see her legs again

>>74838814
>I'm a skeletons
what did she mean by this?

>>74844086
It's "Have my skeletons"

>>74844086
>>74844132
I'M A SKELETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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>>74843925
>Greece
Demy is a Greek goddess.

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What did we do wrong?

Do we need even more memes next year?

Pic is from the offical twitter of the artist.

>>74844454

>I can't go on
>pessimistic
>quitter
>loser


it's written in the stars

>>74844454
too sexy for Europe desu

>>74844454
I really don't get your butthurt.
You're act was a cheap Timberlake plagiat.
It was just as cheap and shit as most other acts.

>>74844454
Your act was too much style over substance, the song itself is dogshit.

>>74838814
Not gonna lie, Hungary's stage show was pure kino.

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>>74843925
LEGS

>>74842492
I've been here for the better part of a decade, nigger slang like "fuccboi" is still as confusing as it ever was.

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>>74844262
Very good post

>>74845017

would rather put my benis in germoney or france singers 2bh

>>74845340
you're a med, though.

obviously you're attracted to tha white wimminz.

for a white man, the exotic Demy is preferable.

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>>74844805
A grand musical final?

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Depends, will there be women for Azerbaijan to support?

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Ahahahahaha

So much salt

>>74843159
>Moldova was memes

Meme magic doesn't work in Europe

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>Moshi moshi Georgia desu

>>74841995
Im with Portugal on this one.
Every song on the Eurovision song contest will be forgotten in like, a month. But Portugal's song at least comes close to what you would call professional, it's not dumbed down pop. It's not another diva being pathetic and imitating Celine Dion on the microphone. It doesn't even try hard with the choreography. It sounds like the music you'd hear in movies that were produced in the sixties.

If half the posters here knew something about music theory, they would notice that the harmony going on in the background with the orchestra is pretty good. It's cliche, sure, but a breath of fresh air in the sea of chord progressions you hear every day on the radio.

>>74838814
Kristian should be /a/ and that Norwegian faggot should be /b/

>>74844454
Next time sing in Swedish, it's a show about diversity and memes, not a place to launch musical careers (at least not anymore)

>>74839513
>He called generic Eurovision songs "fast food music" and stated that his victory was the victory of real music
it's true

>>74846809
Why were the Brits so salty about our jury not voting for them? Why do they feel so entitled to votes from us?

>>74847456
This happens every time and the Brits still vote for Ireland every single year

>>74847102
>in the sixties
thirties*

ps: this is the power of memes and KEK, why aren't you guys satisfied? are you from reddit or whot

>>74847208
>kristian should be /a/
Why?

>>74847828
He is a anime.

>>74847557
Kind of wish Brits could vote in our semi-final, we haven't made it out of it in four years and I don't see that losing streak ending anytime soon.

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>estava tudo comprado, na verdade

what did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWP67FyGwUI
Oh god oh god this is gold thanks spanbros

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>>74848040
That is tragic

This is why you can't treat autists like real people. They get fucking arrogant.

>>74848027
Basically "we bribed everyone"

>>74839513
Swedes BTFO

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>>74848040
bueno

you're a retard if you unironically watch eurovision

>>74848374
>missing out on the memest /int/ event of the year
yeah nah you need to kys

also
>Bulgaria and Montenegro were the only cunts not giving us televote points
what did they mean by this

>>74848040
wow that song really promotes rape culture that is so not ok

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>>74848040

he's right you know

>>74848636
>supporting degeneracy
end it

>>74848930
Sorry you came last in your semi

>>74838814
Int is the cutest

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>>74848930
why don't you go away and bake a cake

>>74838814
/b/ is for Bulgaria

>>74848203
>he is in favor of more eurovision where every song sounds the same

Italy, Portugal, Hungary, France are based for singing in their native language.

>>74850378
Forgetting Belarus? Italy was my fav though.

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Portugal had to ruin our perfect 0 score.
Worst brother desu.

>>74850449
HEY
HEY
AYAYAYAYAYAOH

*kisses you in the mouth in front of all European degenerates who watch the Cuckovision effectively outing you as a homosexual because you didn't pop an instant boner right there and then*

>>74839513
But that's what it is

>>74850449
Yeah, I forgot about them

>>74840211
Moldova Belgium and Croatia.

>>74839513
but this is exactly the truth of it. everyone knows this.

what's the big deal?

>>74839513
completely true.
seldom does the eurovision produce something worthwhile listening to

>>74850378
don't forget us

>>74851030
you guys never sang in urdu though.

>>74851030
I seem to remember an ESC in 2008 or so when Greece won and you guys came second or something.

>>74843159
>Norway Belgium Sweden and Italy were pop but not generic Celine Dion gusts of wind in their bloated dresses tier

Don't dare putting Sweden in the same group as Italy, m8, Italy's song was top notch lyrics and music, catchy but deep.

Sweden had the most generic pop song ever.

>>74851348
I think it's to our advantage that we don't get the direct pass into the finals but get to tune our performance while seeing how the public reacts to the song cause I think a lot of the big 5 do kinda bad as was the case with Italy even tho the song was solid he wasn't top form during his 3 mins.

>>74851796
I do agree, staging could've been better, and the trimming of the song made it suffer. He also should've unbuttoned his jacked before doing the monkey dance.
Still, it was better than most of the songs that ended above them.

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Alexander Rybak has officially made this song mainstream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNd3tyY7CcA

>>74851796
this. Top 5 cunts have no momentum going for the final, they're almost like outsiders because nobody knows they from the semis.
I bet no top 5 will ever win mainly because of this.

>tfw your country could have voted this in, but went with Fisher-Price Daft Punk instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opT6VGB5zuc

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Netherlands, Denmark, Switzerlands, Malta.
Couldn't handle all the thiccness this year tbqh lads.

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>>74852100
>Fisher-Price Daft Punk

>>74852100
No one would want to see this either.

>>74852010
germany won 2010 though

>>74852100
https://youtu.be/Qmedu5Dzbag
this couldve had meme potential

>>74852375
Lena had millions of views and was a hit long before it aired on the stage, bit of an anecdote but in my high school that was the one song everyone knew me included cause it was kinda catchy and all the girls were humming it

I couldn't watch Eurovision last night. What did I miss out on?

>>74852595
A lot and nothing at the same time

quality bants on /int/ though

>>74852595
it was pretty decent, not as gay as usual, nice variety of songs

>>74852527
so was Italia's song this year, at least a local hit.

Big 5's problem is that they mostly send shitty songs, specially Spain and the UK.

Italy definitely benefited from their time out, and they've got very good results since their comeback

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>>74852664
>not as gay as usual
speak for yourself

I need pictures of the greek singer
demy something

>>74846809

Nick was a councillor in my home town until his party suspended him over this tweet lel

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>>74852698
sure, here

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friendly reminder

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>>74852698
her instagram isn't so interesting, here

dunno why we're all so attracted to her. she's just all eyes and no boobs (good butt though)

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Am I the only one who was terrified by those hosts?

Behind the forced smiles, they were so stiff and stern.

It's as if the management dragged the most traumatised soldiers they could find in the war zones onto the stage, and then told them "okay, you're our face to the world now, try to look as non-nazi as possible".

When they did their innocent, disarming "banter", they couldn't look more stiff and soulless.
>haha Alexchev, I am very good
>no, u are very bad
>haha

>>74853108
there just were no sexy chiqitas this year but man's gotta fap

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>>74853205

>Vova
>every other line is "that's great!"
>every other line is some exaggerated facial expression

I think they're pretty sexy, even if they have zero social cues

>>74839513
Judging by Eurovision, yuros have an awful taste in music.

>>74853205
>And now, I can't go on
>oh come on man just this one show you can do it
>no no, it's the name of the song silly
>haha :D

post your favourite song that didn't make it to the finals because of spain/uk/g*rmany
https://youtu.be/NxqPpzWYN1c

>>74853342
San Marino was catchy as fuck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giSOXq9rQ2g

I had hoped that it would go further.

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>>74853340
ok, I unironically keked at that one

>>74853317
U probably missed Albania.

>>74853336
>Judging by Eurovision
why would you do that

also the reggeton continent talking about taste in music

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>>74853205
>stern
it's just slavicity
>>74853317
hmmm Triana Parks had THEM legs but yeah this year was THICC year

oooh found noodies

>>74854261
>why would you do that
Why wouldn't I?
>also the reggeton continent talking about taste in music
Don't play silly. Just listen to this shit that is supposed to be "catchy" not only according to Sven, but to a lot of posters in the Eurovision threads: >>74853498

>>74854635
raggaeton would absolutely destroy any competition in eurovision, that's about how shitty it is.
most eurovision musics are made to be catchy, generaly by encorporating familiar styles and ocasionaly staright out plagiarizing pop song tunes

also, salvador won partialy because of pitty points, he was a fucking enginious with how he presented himself and his (health) condition(s)

>>74838814
The winnere wasn't english, that's all I care about.

Anglos BTFO

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>>74855799
>be anglo
>cause butthurt among inferior races without even trying

>>74840211
Belarus
Bulgaria
Belgium

>>74853342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvIbLOOWfYI

>tfw we sent in the wrong song to fail at the semi-finals and even the songstress who went realized that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Hx-Q1L89I

>>74855799
So do you root against your own country in the Eurovision?

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>>74855852
audibly kek'd

>>74839513

It is true.

I didn't like Salvador the day he won, I knew nothing about him. When I watched his song it sounded original, so I did extensive research

5 hours later, I probably watched all his videos on youtube, including random homemade camera ones where he sings in a bathroom or on the street, videos from 2008 no one has probably seen. He looked completely different back then, short hair, a bit light brown, actually didn't look autistic at all. But damn the kid has talent, and you can tell he feels for the music.
If Sweden really is writing a good portion of Eurovision songs then I have no problem blaming the shit country for how degenerate most entries are. Because the Swedish entries have all been shit for years, and I've only started watching Eurovision since Eric Saade.

>>74839537
Surprised that /pol/ likes him after reading that muh feels tier quote.

>>74858600
In a way it aligns well with /pol/'s worldview, even singing in a sovereign language (Portuguese) shows at least some people are willing to stick to their native (Western) culture.

>>74858711

That's fucking bullshit because he wants immigrants rampaging through Europe
does pol not know about it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKaM2GGEx4

>>74838814
what is Eurovision like?
do UK win every year?

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>>74858765
>implying /pol/ would watch a press conference on the Eurovision, let alone the entire event

it's easy for him to call for refugees, Syrians aren't clamoring to get into Portugal

>>74858826
>MFW

Portuguese guy winning was the best thing to happen this year

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>>74859091
It could mean the year of the fuccboi has come to an end

i loving all the salt just be careful not to crash the market
http://esctracker.com
http://wiwibloggs.com/2017/05/14/marcel-bezencon-awards-portugal-and-italy-honoured-by-press-commentators-and-composers/189611/

>>74856696
This would have won, it's gold

>>74855337
Salvador won because he was the only one that played music. He was basically running alone.

>>74856696
That reminds me of This Must Be the Place by the Talking Heads. Pretty fucking good

>>74853205
of course they are soulless
at least a 90% chance they're all nazis

>>74839513
Are you sure his name isn't actually Russell Brand?

* The " naked monkey " whose question it is in the song hints on approval of the same name signed by the éthologue Desmond MORRIS . The tune: " lessons of Nirvana, Buddha queues up. A breath of air for all, one moment of glory (Namasté ! go!). The crowd shouts a mantra, the evolution stumbles, the naked monkey dances. The Karma of the Westerners, the karma of the Westerners. The naked monkey dances. The karma of the Westerners. " Of Occidentali's Karma evokes the tendency of
the Westerners to turn to the oriental spiritualities in dilettantes, without questioning their stylelife.

>>74856696
What the fuck happened with the selection? This is GOAT.

>>74857960
Americans leave

>>74843159
>Moldova
modlova always with the memes

>>74858826
UK only won once. The event happens yearly since the 50's or something.

>>74863404
>Australia in Eurovision
Why don't y'all include Syria and the rest of the middle east.....oh wait

>Congrats on your victory btw