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Annie

>>74836304
One second from the right does NOT look healthy

I wish World War III what just happened already

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sue

Imagine not being black

>>74836304
munters inc.

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>vote lib-dumb

drinking me 'fee directly out the 'press

lads anyone watching thunderbirds on e4?

>>74836205
>>74836096
But wouldn't I just drown if I was dropped into the sea

Do you have to kick your legs about or summat or does your body float automatically

>>74836337

Everyone says those don't work

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>>74836304
to think there are lads in /brit/ who have unironically performed coitus with these

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>Detroit is 7.8% white

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Imagine being ruler of an empire that lasted for a century after your death and becoming like a god to the kings of Mesopotamia for millennia but your legacy is now reduced to being the guy who got his name robbed by an autistic man who makes videos about feminism and 'red pills' on Youtube

>>74836391
enjoy your time there :^)

eating sausages and an omelette
this "keto" business is quite a laugh

>>74836382
The air in your lungs is less dense than water, so you rise

This isn't complicated mate

>>74836387
i did in majorca
best fuck of my life and the most disgusting aftermath

The """""liberal""""" """""democrats"""""

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might buy a 4chan pass is it worth it

>>74836391
amazed there are literally any white people there at all. you know you fucked up bad in life when you're one of them

>>74836391
and trump won michigan

really makes you thingk

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the collection

>>74836382
your body weighs less than the water it displaces so you float, but depending on how much you weigh you will be less/more bouyant.

Obviously you won't float forever, only place you can realistically float without any assistance is the dead sea

>>74836391
howling at civic nationalists who think it's just Democrat policies

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Redpill me on antidepressants ladsq

>>74836382
did you never do swimming lessons at school?

TO ALL THE NORMALS ON /BRIT/

Don't try and ignore the fact that you're abusing a group of suicidally depressed young men with a history of total social alienation.
Now I know you can't help yourselves and will be unable to resist the temptation to abuse people here and dogpile them invalidating their experiences of being alive. But I hope in the moments of clarity after you've finished enjoying yourself you realize what you're doing.
Don't try and pretend you're some actor of justice, nobody here is going to rape and kill anyone. You know that or you wouldn't be laughing and shitposting would you? Don't pretend you're scared of loser outcasts and whine about the FBI, you are abusing depressed people for amusement, just accept it.

>>74836418
Assyrians were cool as fuck desu
>put entire cities to the sword and flay men alive and plaster the city walls with their skin
>but then relocate everyone to somewhere else in your realm, keep families together and give them a job

>>74836475
they're useless

>>74836465
as to why it's shit I mean

>>74836442
its only like £12 and you can shitpost 25% faster

>>74836458
i have one of those eye masks, great for the late summer days

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>>74836442
Ye lol

>>74836442
If you're someone who gets banned regularly and ban evades then no.

>>74836498
assyrians and spartans were top tier ancient civilisations
no one else even competes

>>74836304
LOVE foreners, HATE racists

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>>74836391

>Americans

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>Amazing Sex With Nasty Horny Sluty Latina Girl (cassidy banks)

>>74836488
no I didn't mate
>>74836459
then how do people drown in places like pools?

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imagine mooning 200 million people

imgagine what it feels like to have all those people look at your arse at that second, in pubs, bars and squares all over the world

gonna take some weed up with me to the 'burgh

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>>74836499
Yay

>>74836526
Spartans were fucking retards mate
>make all your citizens full time soldiers so you can kick ass at war
>but now they don't have another profession so we need lots of slaves to support them
>now we can't send out soldiers to war because the slaves will just take the city and kill all our families
>DUDE NO WALLS LMAO

>>74836391
It's crazy to meet white people from nigg ground zero but they exist and are far more civilized somehow.

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i'm in love with wales

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not into piss normally but this was good

>>74836520
wait what? if you get banned and then ban evade you can't use the pass for three days or you can ener use it again?

>>74836316
I lived and worked in South Korea for a year though

>>74836551
couple threads back there were two americans who were more british than the commonwealthers
doin a think

>>74836458
i have those top middle 2 ones, the njoy fun wand and the large pure plug

also got a vixen spur and mustang, clear holy trainer, lelo hugo, aneros helix syn and used to have a cb6k chrome

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>>74836564
just another day in the life mate innit just a giggle

arse

>>74836592
>>74836555
degenerates

>>74836592
on these fisting videos i watch the girl always pisses on the blokes arsehole at the end, it's a nice touch

>>74836565
i told my mom i was in the alt right and she was cool with it! she said as long as it didn't affect my chores

>>74836583
You forgot that they were complete faggots as well.

People exist who will chimp out if you lie in their bed with outside clothes.

>>74836583
>DUDE NO WALLS LMAO
the soldiers were the walls you ponce

>>74836603
bans are on the pass account so you can just log out of pass account, then change ip

>>74836561
because you can't fucking float forever, you still need assistance you fucking mong

>>74836652
That's a myth, homosexual partners serving together only happened in one particular company
>>74836670
Hmm is that so?
*burns your city with flaming projectiles*

unironically just heard an oasis song for the first time in my life

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>>74836458
Okay I'm curious?

>>74836719
magic wand attachment, the cup part sits over the end and vibrates the attachment

recommend a good film or documentary lads

preferably kino

>>74836458
oh yeah and i got a lelo tor 2 vibrating cock ring

>>74836735
faggots are disgusting

>>74836706
>*burns your city with flaming projectiles*
*does a krypteia on your village*

>>74836630

thanks for the yous

>>74836735
I see, that's a relief.

>>74836564
always impressed when they don't show ball

>>74836746
>3.13 MB
>450x269
>.gif

fuck off

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>boogie's wife wipes his arse and scrubs his unreachable areas when he showers while his dog watches on tilting its head the whole time

>>74836753
>hmmmmm should i pleasure myself in a more intense way
>no you know what some strangers on the internet might say it's weird

>>74836762
*tells Athens on you*

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>>74836773

>>74836774
>boogie's wife does everything he asks until is inevitable massive cardiac arrest in the next 10 years at which point she inherits his youtube money and hooks up with Chad

hmm

>>74836592
when i was in high school there was this girl i had a weird relationship with. i fell out of a tree putting a baby bird back in its nest and and she was below it peeing. she got real mad i saw her peeing so she went to the bathroom with me to watch me pee to get even, but she slipped when someone else walked in and i accidentally peed on her face. a month or so later she ended up peeing on my face on a tarp in the floor of my dorm room. never been the same since

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*farts*

>>74836780
>hmm need to masturbate in a better way
>better spend $500 on various toys and have 1000 partners on average

reminder bulgaria had the prettiest singer

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>>74836774
>PAY FOR MUH HEALTHCARE
>AH JUST CAN'T STOP EATIN' MAYONNAISE AND DRINKEN' 4 LITRES OF MOUNTAIN DEW PER DAY

>>74836769
what did you think it was?

>>74836353
what are you doing in japan mate

>>74836815
yes they did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjSgQFcpLqo

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>>74836819

mission timpossible

>>74836774
who pays for it?

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gutted I missed the eurovision last night

any noteworthy occurrences?

someone give me the quick rundown

>>74836805
>in the next 10 years
3, at most

>>74836838
noncing about

>>74836813
>get ill
>pay $500,000 for medical costs

the money on those toys was well spent anyway

>>74836805
Bet she voted Trump so his healthcare would be taken away so he'd die sooner

>>74836833
I had no idea but a cup designed for the bum didn't give me high hopes it belonged with the posh plates.

>exam tomorrow
>still can't answer most of the past paper questions

ahh yes, failure

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>hfw anon walks in

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why is eastern europe so turbororke?

>>74836850
some aussie got his arse out on stage during the final performance

>>74836850
some bruce ran up on stage with his arse out

>>74836850
benders and diddlers wailing insufferably about ill-fated love

what's new?

>>74836736
chinatown

>>74836819
Looks like a fatter peter kay in Max and Paddy

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the bf <3

>>74836894
Yo are you native Ethiopian?

>>74836905
they don't have the shadow of nazism hanging over them like western europe does

>>74836592
girls pissing on each other is 90% of the porn I watch desu

>>74836905
they have to balance out france and germany

>>74836838
on holiday (hāligdæg ‘holy day’)

>>74836934
FONT

just necked 3 pingers

>>74836934
where do you cunts find this shit

>>74836905
>>74836942
what he said, also why yanks elected trump and why they got butthurt when le pen and wilders got their asses kicked

What is the British version of Jamal or Tyrone?

>>74836706
>That's a myth
No it's not, pederasty was incredibly common in ancient Greece, including Sparta. You're thinking of the Theban Sacred Band, which is noteworthy for not being Spartan

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/jan-karbaat-dutch-ivf-fertility-clinic-own-sperm-bank-samples-paternity-a7733911.html
>Parents demand paternity tests after sperm bank boss 'used own samples' on women seeking IVF

>>74836894
is she ethiopian?

>>74836961
nice lad

on your own or with the lads/pham?

how long you there for?

got any hugs yet?

>£4,000 (four-thousand pounds)
>1 (one) hug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ahhHOq_7Y
his cat is a vile little shit

>>74836942
Neither does Ireland. Ireland even has the whole we WUZ invaded and enslaved thing that should let them do whatever they want. The real answer is English. Eastern Europe doesn't speak much English and has thus suffered no anglicisation. America, and by proxy England, ruined the western world.

>>74836964
not a normie desu

what's it called when you hum a choon but you don't make a hum sound and instead use do do do do sounds

just voted mebyon kernow

>>74836850
Eurovision is fucking shite

>>74836986
>why yanks elected trump
because hillary wasn't an option
>why they got butthurt when le pen and wilders got their asses kicked
we didn't

>>74836908
>>74836916
Wasn't an aussie unfortunately.

was some Ukrainian guy supposedly famous for assaulting celebs. The guy who kissed Will Smith or something at the Oscars.

>>74836991
Mohammed or normal whitetrash names if not

>>74836991
there isnt one, our blacks are superior to yours

Anyone fancy a punch-up?

Gagging for a fight and you worthless little worms would do for a pleasant warm up.

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>>74837025

>>74837025
absolute state of inflation

>>74837032
don't know what I'm watching but if a cat tried this on with my I'd just grab it by the tail and fucking swing it into a wall

>>74837001
Ye

what names do proles have in england?

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>>74836937
No. You mean born here?

>>74837022

Nah but looks it

>>74837065
dont come to barnstaple unless you want your jaw turned to dust you pitious ingrate

>>74836991
blacks here have normal names unfortunately. makes it easier to hide their crime rate when looking at the statistics and articles etc.

>>74837046
>we didn't

daily mail comments section and their fb page and just about every right wing yank tabloid is asspained

>>74837024
with one so-called lad for a couple of weeks

no action of any kind whatsoever

>>74837107
Gavin

>>74837107
Mohammed and jayqwan

>>74836991
Mo

>>74837130
had any cornershop sushi this time?

>>74837107
tarquin

ethiopians are better looking than other africans because of their arab admixture

>>74837115
Born or full Ethiopian descent

In other words not an expat or foreigner

>>74837107
Callum
Hayden
Liam

>>74837107
any muslim name
any nigerian name
any white working class name

>>74837130
ky? or a normo?

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>>74837157
The latter, yeah. Why?

why are brits so obsessed with class?

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>>74837128
>daily mail comments section

take it from somebody who lives here, 90% of americans don't even know france exists, let alone who won the election

Man who tricked women into having sex with promise of porn movie stardom pleads guilty
http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article150166102.html

A 34-year-old Raymore man pleaded guilty Friday to federal charges stemming from a long-running scheme to dupe women into having sex.

Attorneys will jointly recommend a prison sentence of 10 years as part of the plea agreement.
In Friday’s plea agreement, Antoine agreed that the scheme involved 10 or more victims, who collectively were promised between $550,000 to $1.5 million after signing what they thought were legitimate contracts.

Antoine convinced the women that he managed several overseas pornography websites, and created online aliases, promoting himself as a talent manager, photographer or videographer.

He claimed to work for fictitious companies with names like “Playboy Worldwide,” “Playboy Asia” and “Dash Agency.”

Under the guise of auditioning women for jobs with his companies, Antoine convinced them to engage in sexual and pornographic activity, according to prosecutors.

Women were first contacted on Facebook by someone who identified themselves as “Nikki.”

They would be complimented on their looks and asked if they were interested in modeling. Nikki would bring up adult modeling and tell the women they could make tens of thousands of dollars posing for pictures and videos that would only be available on private websites in other countries.

Interested women were instructed to go to a house in Raymore where the videotaped sexual activity would occur.

When some of the women complained about not being paid, Antoine allegedly sent sexually explicit images of them to their employers and people they knew.

One victim who complained about not being paid said she was told by Antoine that she could either have sex with him or pay him $9,000 to not have their previously recorded videos made public.

The woman went to his home and had sex, according to the allegations.

>>74837178
Aww shit wassup my brotha. Muslim or Christian?

who's more retarded?

democrats/labour parties who think they can get elected on the basis of the nonwhite vote when nonwhites are only like 10%

republicans/tory parties who think the white population is under threat when nonwhite population is only like 10%

>>74837169
the former
who are you identify self

>>74837107
Padraig

>>74837243
10% is a threat

>>74837243
>white population is under threat when nonwhite population is only like 10%
every white yank thirty years ago

>>74837230
Nominally Christian. Don't give a shit either way, you?

fuck it. i'm 28, got laughed at on my first time because of my 3 inch dick. i'm short and ugly. but i'm getting out. i'm not giving up on this shit. i'll find someone, even if i get laughed at twenty more times, a hundred even, i know someone will love me.

i know not everything is lost and i know people suck, but hating on women is getting me nowhere. i'm not growing old alone. if my dick is the problem, we can always use toys, i don't mind. we'll have a good sex life regardless. i'm changing my looks.

i'll never be handsome, but i refuse to let myself smell, be messy, i refuse to let myself go. there are people in worse situations, i have a job, i'm smart enough, i hate what i'm going through but i still love life in the end.

>>74837262
a very gutted individual

>>74837179
everyone is. including yanks. you just divide your class along lines of race, phrases such as 'blue-collar' and 'white-collar' and money (as opposed to culture like it is here)

>>74837277
this

>>74837303
good mentality 2bh

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>>74837303

shadilay brothers!

>>74837344
What is this image meant to signify?

just had pulverised nads on toast
very nice

>>74837303
future spree killer

>>74837107
irish names like ryan, liam,
english names like dean(o), dale, tyler

>>74837286
Im not Ethiopian, i'm Armenian born. Post your alphabet

>>74837243
>only

>>74837303
this. im terrified of rejection but im gona suck it the fuck up and ask a girl i like out. life is too short to be a pussy.

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been posting in /brit/ for two years now and i'm still the biggest loser i've seen here

proud of myself

>>74837366
schadenfreude

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>>74837243
dont compare american parties to our parties, we are superior to the yanks politically in every way, besides what

Applying for jobs really sucked the life out of me

Feel like I could blow my brains out

praise kek!

need my scrotum publicly stoned for crimes against God

>>74837406
summarise your life for us

>>74837406
post your stats

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>>74837380
Too drunk. Google it, m8.

want to suck a phimo willy

ah yes its another
can't decide what to watch so i end up watching nothing episode

>>74837418
that's obviously a fake comment lad....

would like a state mandated job

>>74837303
my mate told me something pretty smart on his deathbed.

He said I'll probably never get myself to understand it until I'm near death as well, but his only regret in life was spending so much of his time worrying about small failures and of what strangers thought of him.

He said he wasn't saying it as a piece of advice for me, but it was just something that he kept thinking about before he died. How could he have possibly cared.

>>74837243
to finish what i said, what country is so backwards that the candidate with the most votes doesnt win the election

NEED a dominatrix to tie me up, demolish my genitals, gag me, and beat me up in various other ways

>>74837441
>gif
fuck off

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just how tall is Barron Trump?

cunt looks huge

>>74837432
>>74837433
prefer not to say

>>74837494
>gif
fuck off

saw cats today

>>74837466
>Only NYC, LA, and Chicago matter
>They are the only ones that represent the nation

nah

I would honestly destroy anyone of you in here you really don't want to mess with me

>>74837502
fuck off just do it

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the gf went to central america to heem some little runts

>>74837502
at least you're doing the gimmick right

Don't mess with me sunshine

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asians seems really excited to see cats

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>forgot Mother's Day

>>74837498
could drop with like the sack of shit (his father) is with the back of my hand

someone post the phimosis gf copypasta

>>74837494
Nigga you google it, it's the same alphabet

>>74837502
cmon lad were all anons here nobody is gonna care by next thread

>>74837532
this scottish woman is very homely

>>74837561
FOY

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any bollocks in here? take this!

>>74837532
what an ugly skeletor witch

>>74837505
そうですか?ねこはわたしが見たないです。

What's the biological reason for why girls get aroused when you hurt them?

>>74837561
duuuuude your mom's gonna be piiiisssed

>>74837581
are you the same peer pressure anon who used to say something like "there's only 4 of us online" when trying to get people to show their faces at 3am

>>74837575
No, it's not

>>74837626
cant read or speak your horrid little language

>>74837633
I think the universally recognized technical terminology is "Daddy issues"

>>74837651
It's closer than any other alphabet

the hottest most qtiest girl you know excretes hot thick logs of stinking steaming shit from her engorged and pulsating shit-stained arsehole every day.

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>>74837591
>>74837619
rude

>>74837633
Probably an evolutionary carry-over from when we were all chimps who didn't have any notion of No-means-no-but-also-Yes-means-no "consent" i.e when big bubba the alpha chimp wanted to have sex he just went for it and was probably violent about it so the female chimps evolved to associate that with sex.

t. expert

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imagine the leader of the United States actually said this

dear oh dear

>>74837711
good

>>74837686
>>74837633
what about mummy issues? i think i have those because i got a thing for women in their 30-50 and i never had a mum or a mother figure in my life since my dad raised me alone

>>74837711
Brb out for a wank

>>74837673
coglione

>>74837633
reckon it goes back to when violent rape was the only method of procreation. if you didn't like it you wouldn't like your life in general and be worse at it. something like that

>>74837179
Because it's the most important social divide and determines everything else.

this 45 year old twink wont stop messaging me

>>74837713
went to her uni at the same time . she was definitely one of the girls I stared at and then ran past in the hallways to get to class

Just wanked to the point of no return then tried with all my might to stop myself cumming. Surreal experience.

watching community again

>>74837777
Seems like a waste desu

>>74837777
fuck up your plumbing doing that

>>74837794
1 season was good. goes fully to shit after that

Business idea: compulsory race mixing.

once had a wank, came, but nothing came out and i stayed hard

Just finished the washing up. Let the wank begin

>>74837809
Really?
>>74837799
yeah but figured id try it just the once, not again though it was a bit shit and now my nobs a bit sore

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>>74837673
でも。 。 。 わたしが日本語ただ話す!

>>74837762
vafanculo mona

>Big Sam will NEVER go down in your lifetime

surreal to think

business idea: call the czech republic "czechia" from now on

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>>74837505

>>74837838
That's because you were nothing but a vessel for the orgasm of a dead relative. You got wanked from beyond the grave and climaxed with grandad

need leaks of justin long's willy inside lauren mayberry's mouth this time

ky and herts in japan together
losers

>>74837882
>not "west slovakia"

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14 year old Julie Livingstone was murdered by the British Army on this day in 1981 in the North of Ireland.

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reminder

>favourite trousers don't fit any more
ree

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>That's because you were nothing but a vessel for the orgasm of a dead relative. You got wanked from beyond the grave and climaxed with grandad

you can't have a good sex life with a 3 inch willy

feels like our lefties care more about obamacare than the NHS

>>74837826
i like the first 3

>>74837946
>gif
fuck off

>>74837918
Wrong.

>>74837957
>lefties
instantly disregard any post where this word is used

>>74837918
I thought they both died. Never see them (or their avatarposting at least) these days since janny went absolutely mental on kyposting.

Then again I don't have 'dit flags.

>>74837968
dont care

Why is it that Anglo women dress up like such whores?

Look at what they wear in cold ass weather

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Doing a read

>>74837974
weird, seems like you're a bit too sensitive mate

What would you say if you're average/above average looking and get asked rate yourself in front of others?

can't call yourself an ugly fuck cos it's not 4chan, can't be too far up your own arse, and saying you're seems you're dodging the question
do you just make a funny?

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>>74837705
Suppose so

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>>74837969

like dogs cats otters and owls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PhjR_V0lf0


CHUUUUUUUNE

>>74837996
>1.18 MB, 2560x1440
>clearly orientated the wrong way

won't be opening this

>>74837998
5 or a 6

>>74838009
rorke

>>74837998
nobody in real life asks you to 'rate yourself'

Eyelid keeps twitching

eating a cold tim of tomato soup tbqhwyl

>>74837971
no
>>74837979
they post in the /brit/ discord instead

>>74837987
the funny thing is....you do

>>74837502
good lad

happy to see the zac gimmick still has life in it

>>74837998
Average face/hair at best
Big dick
Nice body (im a fag)

racism? not a fan

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choon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6mtn1YWyJas

>>74838051
not literally rate yourself you pedantic cunt, like someone asks what you think of your looks

*gets schwifty*

>>74838028
its a meme where if you take a phone pic in portrait and then upload it it goes landscape after being uploaded

>>74837998
like my eyebrows

>>74837936
late stage capitalism is better described as state capitalist corruption and collusion like the US healthcare system

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>>74838077
shit lol

>>74837998
I'm handsome and i know it so i just say that

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>>74838062
I've never posted in the brit discord and my feet are firmly on british soil

>>74838133
whats the brit discord

>>74838113
he made me so angry. what a pompous little prick

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>>74838153
He's a jew lol

>>74838082
doesn't happen

Currently wanking in the shower x

>>74838133
who is ky with then?

>>74838133
gib link

>>74838174
DUDE LALALAND LMAO

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so you like doughnuts eh?

so ive pulled cute girls before, but im likely ugly if i can only match fat girls on tinder, right?

>>74838182
Post pics x

NEW

>>74838201
>>74838201

>>74838194
I suppose I do
haven't eaten one for years now

three
thousand
pounds

>>74838072
pics x

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>>74838188
the dog
>>74838190
>>74838148
you guys are absolutely fucking retarded mongoloids

>>74838153
t. yodelling fan

>>74838180
similar situations do happen

>>74838182
u the guy who said this was to cure the hangover?

>>74838234
that was more inventive than any eurovision in years. music isn't feeling . it's maths

>>74837998
i wouldn't answer question as it is rude question altho people are mean and have called me ugly many times to my face. i've been having dinner ina restaurant before and some stranger from the next table just leans over during one lul in conversation and just says a rude comment about me, I was just trying to enjoy some food and the guy goes out of his way to make a derogatory comment.

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>make war on ukraine
>ukrainians make an emotional appeal to host eurovision
>bender flock to ukraine
>get cancer

literally 5 d chess

>>74836514
>fucking aussies
love ya

>>74836850
Portugal was the best desu, wasn't so bad

Spain was fun too, they got 0 points

>>74837303
cool guy, good on ya