/brit/

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Annie

>>74834708
fuck off racist OP cunt

Sun won't go down

>>74834708
aw did the mean mans car upset you princess aww

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>I am the truest most ugliest incel

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sue

>>74834708
good lad that truck driver

>>74834715
unattractive cloudy eye whites

>>74834768
Is that the damn daniel guy?

>>74834760
>190kg misunderstanding the OP post completely
all that butter muddles the mind i see

>>74834708
Outstanding

Can a non-Brit ever become a true lad?

forgot how it felt to wake up early
what the fuck am I supposed to do for the next six hours

STEP ASIDE GIRLS
the ALPHA MALES are back

>>74834784
no its a guy from /r/incels
daniel was hot and he knew it

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>>74834798
good girls would say yes daddy

>>74834728
No that's after the handjob! I'll have you quivering and moaning with my wet mouth. Don't throw this away!

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Me in the hat, replace the vidya with liquor

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>>74834783
failing to decipher this trainwreck of a post
i thought they taught grammar in yankee schools

normies are in the kitchen fuck sake

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anime

>>74834789
Only the Irish

having a good chuckle on incels

>>74834789
but of course

>>74834708
>molon labe
what a lad.

im way more normie than the guy that just posted some autistic 4chan image

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business idea: Pedestrianise London

Pros:

>no more congestion charge
>safer
>cleaner air
>areas can be beautified
>more space for people
>greater investment in the underground
>people will be healthier
>property prices drop because Russian bankers and Saudi Princes won't be able to show off their new Bugattis
>less racism because rorke cab drivers will be out of a job

Cons:

none

>>74834824
not a fan of posts like this
bit of gay banter is all well and good but come on

NEED a virtual reality game where you play as someone born with model looks

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Don't understand this engineers are autist meme. Engineers are all mild mannered Chads in my experience.

got a bottle voddy and nothing to mix it with, too pussy to drink it neat

think i might be developing dyslexia

>>74834847
>Irish
>non-brit

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>>74834824
Am I gay now?

>>74834860

Please describe the necessary steps to become an absolute lad.

>>74834889
>neat
f
o
y

why does the UK use a shitty keyboard layout? the @ symbol is in the wrong place

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>>74834845

>>74834786
no the reddit flags kid

he's a racist

>>74834870
If it's true that is actually so badass,

>>74834824
gay cunt, would absolutely love to kick your teeth in

>>74834920
post on /brit/ and by osmosis you will learn the lad's way of thinking

tihkn i gthmi be veelpoidgn sxildyae

>>74834920
1. be a paki

>>74834926
Ever tried using it? It's better.

>>74834932
it was a good episode

>>74834888
most engineers are complete neckbeard autists

clearly didnt go to an engineering school

>>74834882
I'm serious though, I love willies
>>74834909
You will be after you've had your cock all the way down my throat

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My Sunday afternoon is better than yours

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>>74834888
>Alright, I don't heart nerds. I heart good-looking guys who wear glasses

>>74834960
yes. it's shit

also

>gbp

>>74834972
>I love willies
yeah don't care just stop the fucking ERP on here you little wretch of a man

>>74834926
No it's not

>>74834978
them creps are waste as f man

>>74834813
wasn't going to dignify this with a response but i can't help but express my disgust at your arrogance

>>74834978
Yes it is. Miss my doggos and my British countryside.

>>74834944
Try it, I'll have you eating pavement.

tokyo really is the greatest city in the world

dont even like anime or japanese women.

just so safe, so clean, helpful people, incredible transportation, efficiency everywhere, lack of blacks and muslims

fell in love with it immediately

>>74834978
>sat on a rock with a bottle of shit champers on yer 1s in those nonce clogs and your shithouse dog

nah

>>74834907
*parks a transit van full of semtex outside your driveway*

>>74834967
go to purdue lad

>>74834947
hoped I'd turn into a true lad but I just feel like a faggot britaboo who wears union jack clothes

>>74834978
me by the rocks wagging my tail

>>74834926
we also have a button for shifty eyes ¬_¬

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the gf

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>>74834972
I'm not a bender but that sounds really good

>>74834991
Do NOT appreciate the way you speak to me

>>74835009
you wouldn't want to destroy the thing you just paved would you?

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>>74834920
here is your checklist to become a

L A D
A
D

>>74835008
>spaniels
>shithouse
Consider suicide famalam

>>74834947
didn't work for the yanks

>>74834978
runt dog runt shoe runt leg pose runt view runt trousers
beyond clown idiot

wish i was autistic enough to just wear a mask outside

>>74835034
does it have a dick

I DON'T WANT NO DANG "GRAMMAR" IN MY ED-JEW-CAY-SHUN
I WAS PROUDLY HOMESCHOOLED BY MY MA AT OUR FARM-CUM-HOMESTEAD

I'm 22 years old, female, mostly-heterosexual, and I have been with 10 men, PIV with 8. That's a pretty small sample size, but let me tell you what I've, personally, discovered.
The smallest guy I've been with was probably about 2.5" fully hard. Admittedly, he was also shorter than my own 5'2", so it isn't like he was, um, asymmetrical. I'm not going to say he was the best I've been with, as it was a one-time thing, but he was sweet.
The largest I've been with was about 8.5" long, and I was still a virgin. Gotta tell ya, trying to fit that monster in my mouth was scary.
Everyone else was in between.
The thing is: I can't even remember most of their sizes clearly. They didn't matter. I don't really remember how they felt inside me, but rather how the guy made me feel.
For women, in particular, sex isn't about size, or we'd be using dildos and artificial insemination -- no need for men, at all, except as sperm providers.
Sex is an incredibly intimate act, borne through mutual trust and communication.

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>>74835052
rasheed

>>74834437

>>74835056
is this reviewbrah???:

>>74835005
Osaka is better

i'm a really nice guys but women refuse to see that

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>>74835052
wanted to use this image

>>74835069
You literally went on reddit and copy pasted this didn't you

>>74835056
>both his parents look exactly like him
hilarious

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>>74835034

>>74835051
get fucked you filthy nonce
heard you revealed yourself as a bender the other day

>>74835033
Wait, other countries don't even have the shifty eye button? Is that why the CIA need this list?

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html

I work for Deliveroo and a significant number of people, both drunk and sober, feel the need to shout "Deliveroo" in a high pitched voice at me as I go past.

>>74834978

could punt that shitcunt canine of your all the way to the lake

"neoliberal" is an invented slur propagated by the white far left to divert attention from POC issues to the Wallstreet boogieman

>>74835123
then you heard wrong, very wrong

>>74835042
Need an explanation for the following:

>She knows ;)
>aha dapper laughs would be proud of that one
>lol is your corsa even limited edition
>BTEC in PE
>not a fan of jungle anymore

also, can someone post a real picture of one of these people?

>>74835131
I applied for them last year, took them months to get back to me but I'm considering it again

my friend and I don't shout that out as they pass but we do mention it due to the frequency with which it occurs

>>74835149
alri ahmed

>>74835131
how many deliveries do you do? do you travel far for each one?

>>74835051
based fucking japan

>>74835174
I copied it from Reddit

>>74835009
kek

Update: I'm now eating the roast

Hope gaylad turns up on time x

I know you guys are self conscious about your small dicks, as a girl, we are self conscious about tons of things as well

I mean, think about it. I'm 5'2" and weigh 167 pounds. I know exactlt what runs through your mind when I say this. However, I have no difficulty finding men (and women!) who are attracted to me. Part of this, I think, is that I carry myself with confidence (fake it til you make it, baby ;) ). I broadcast a quiet confidence in myself and my personality, and people are attracted to it. If I was constantly whining about being fat, I don't think I would have as many potential dates.

>>74834943
come and take it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7CmBN741Vw
Something to listen to sometime when you're doing nothing else lad.
My Greek mates are a bit iffy about what he says about the Persians but he's being neutral really. Good shit

>>74835034
who is she? where is this image from?
95% sure I used to work with her

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I am the truest most ugliest incel

>>74835200
Oh I will x

voltaire once remarked that he loves the man who seeks truth, but hates one who proclaims to have found it

I wish i was gay I feel like i'd be a lot less lonely. if you're gay you don't have to spenda night alone unless you want to.

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>>74835167

>>74835224
i'll fuck you and cuddle you afterwards

cum is an excellent pun

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he needs to lose weight. absolute state

fairly certain someone's been eating my tortillas

>>74835224
Wish i was gay but only because it'd be like having a best mate who keeps your bollocks empty on demand

just had sex with some lads tortilla

>>74834978
I want to cuddle with your doggy-poo, tee-hee x

just stepped on a soggy tortilla, think i might have been burgled

been eating his tortillas

>>74835224
I'm gay and I'm lonely. Don't have anyone.

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>beer

>>74835230
look like top lads. glad im a normie and could fit in with a few

gf left me for a tortilla

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who /radical centrism/ here?

>>74835201
you might think that too big of a dick is superior, but as someone who has had dicks inside of her, balls deep feels amazing. Big dicked guys don't have that privilege. There's something so much more intimate about a guy being COMPLETELY one with you, idk.

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Completely understand Irish nationalism, imagine I'd be one if I was born in Ireland, but I don't get Brits born in N. Ireland who consider themselves Irish Nationalists. They're not Irish, they're British, it must be hell.

>>74835311
just WHOA'D me trousers off!

>>74835311
but no one is white in the alt right

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all women are intensely insecure

they are much more aware, consciously or subconsciously, that they have a much more limited shelf life than men. once their looks start to decline and their ovaries start dying they won't be able to shag their way to an easy life anymore.

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>>74835311
whoa

>>74835167
she knows was a catchphrase coined by dapper laughs i think, it means "she knows i want to fuck her" basically, something along the lines of "she wants to have sex with me"
dapper laughs was a shit vine "comedian" who was a turbodeano cunt. Eventually fell out of popularity for making rape jokes
Limited edition corsas are deano cars
BTEC is what you do if you're too thick for A-Levels, PE meaning physical education (so BTEC PE is literally the easiest qualification to get)
Jungle is shit really fast music that all runtoids used to play outloud on the bus

>>74835349
umm sweetie >>74835255 x

>>74835311
twitter isn't an accurate representation of fucking anything anymore

need my poo to lighten up someone's life

>>74835336
>Brits born in N. Ireland who consider themselves Irish Nationalists
That's because they consider themselves Irish

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hans...are we the baddies?

>>74834845
>>74834932
I want to help Eromanga-sensei model her eromanga scenes

>>74835374
cheers lad.

are these just normies, or are they a special type of sub-group

>>74835405
Why

>>74835361
obviously

that's why they spend 3 hours putting on slap just to go out to a low lit nightclub

>>74835042
way too accurate

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remember lads

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>I'm 5'2" and weigh 167 lbs.

You think women respect men who they don't find good looking?

>>74835410
>(((Schrode)))

Every time lol

why are britainese always speaking creepy funny english?
american-english is standard english in the world.

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>all women are intensely insecure

>they are much more aware, consciously or subconsciously, that they have a much more limited shelf life than men. once their looks start to decline and their ovaries start dying they won't be able to shag their way to an easy life anymore.

>>74835311
>alt left
someone please explain to me what this is, I really can't think of any leftist discourse that is off limits? like i personally know people who have posted shite like "kill the rich" or going on about how evil white people are and are still employed/in uni. Doesn't seem like there's much of an "alt" for the left to go to

>>74835311
theres an 'alt-left'?

>>74835410
hahaha

>>74835426
Their whole family has lived in Ireland for generations and they feel no connection to British culture

>>74835413
deanos at their most simplified are ex-normies, past their prime (at least 30 years or older) who are now settling down and starting a family whilst still trying to keep with the normie lifestyle

>>74835361
have seen that girl in your picture several times in real life now

reckon bilic might get sacked desu

>>74835461
But they are British not Irish

Paris Jackson is really damn pretty

Really love girls and their bouncy bums lads

Just really love arse

>>74835478
she really needs some of that classical "respectful" rape with an ear whispering whilst

>>74835463
know plenty of people like this. dont know why its been said that yanks dont understand deanos

>>74835478

do you work in town

>>74835450
get a life english teacher, sad bastard

>>74835505
>people actually believe she is MJ's daughter

>>74835528
yes

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>>74835167
>She knows ;)
Not a fucking clue desu

>aha dapper laughs would be proud of that one
Some half rate "comedian" on vine, these plebs don't realise he's satirising them, and instead try to imitate him, perpetuating the cycle.

>lol is your corsa even limited edition
Their corsa is better than yours because it's limited edition and has 7 subwoofers (pic related)

>BTEC in PE
BTEC is the "well you tried" tier of education for the 16-18 year olds, PE is physical education.

>not a fan of jungle anymore
Also not a fucking clue

high as a kite and pissed as a parrot rn lads

could still heem the lot of yas bare handed though

>>74835463
nah you also get young deanos, best expressed as the lads who try to get into the VIP section at clubs

>>74835336
>They're not Irish, they're British,
they consider themselves both

>>74835504
Genetically yeah but you can't tell them apart without a blood sample. They blend in with the rest of the Irish so who's gonna tell them differently? If they say they're Irish, have an Irish accent, look like the Irish, behave like the Irish, they'll never encounter a real life situation where someone disputes it because no one can tell

>>74835524
that's why I said most simplified. There are multiple nuances that make them different

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>>74835508

>>74835538
She clearly has a lot of his features (before he JUSTed his face)

don't understand united ireland shite AT ALL
its not like uk and ireland have bad relations

>>74835508
nigger

>>74835536
what

>>74835508
hello nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qfx9eoB-88

>>74835410

We'll be like torches
we'll be like torches
We'll be torches together! torches together
well be like torches
we'll be like torches
With whatever respect, our tattered Dignity demands
Torches together, hand in hand

>>74835538

she identifies as black you racist bigot

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>>74835508

>>74835410
now he's just taking the piss

>>74835505
>>74835538
idk if she is personally, her face is too round

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arse

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found this toad hiding in my /brit/ folder

chicken makes me retch and quiver

>>74835549
>these plebs don't realise he's satirising them

he really isn't mate

it's a character he plays up to but the bloke is fully like that in real life. Had the displeasure of dealing with him personally before and he's a twat. A harmless twat

>>74835574
She aint half nigger so unless he JUST'd his DNA she is not his

I've been posting on the loo for too long that I can't move my legs please send help

>>74835619
dont reply to me ever again fat Irish nonce

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>>74835450
do you like susan

got pissed again what AM i like!

>>74835641
superb post

>>74835577
I have a theory that it'll die off again eventually and probably sooner than you'd think.
The main thaw in our relations was America. If America's power declines there's no obstacle between us any more.
Irish flags on here aren't representative either.

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>>74835642

>>74835646
mj isn't 100% black himself
also stop thinking of genetics in such a daft gcse-tier way

>>74835667
jog on jappy

>>74835613
Love arse and pints

said I wasn't going to drink but I might drink lol

>>74835642
there exists no more noble a toad

>>74835641
Would tbqh

Went for a wonder outside without realizing I had a blade in my pocket from using it earlier hahaha what am I like lads

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your final meal, /brit/?

>>74835691
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2347773/Michael-Jackson-confessed-Mark-Lester-father-Paris-Prince-months-died-claims-friend.html

>>74835645
Huh, I always assumed it was pure satire because of the level he takes it to. Learn something every day i guess.

>>74835691
>also stop thinking of genetics in such a daft gcse-tier way
yes sorry professor greenstein

race doesn't exist and neither does gender. fuck drumpf

Why does google translate turn Japanese into a soup of indeterminable gobbledygook?
Fuck sake: "First of all, in a water bath prohibited or digging prohibited by the bonfire ban-the river"
Yeah, I understand this very much. *bows as a flightless bird behind the library-river*

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>>74835677
thanks

Finished my roast. No sign of gaylad, oh well

>>74835741
update me on your scenario, haven't been following

Terminal alcoholic depression

not sure if tranmere will be able to turn this round it's a big ask

>>74835752
why are you so depressed lad when youre like a richfag

>>74835734
not what I was getting at

>>74835727
as much fish and chips as I can eat 2bh

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>race doesn't exist and neither does gender. fuck drumpf

>>74835737
>vagina
slag
>dick
patrician

>>74835727
prefer not to say

>>74835410
reckon he's cemented himself in the place of GCSE history books about the early 21st century

>>74835749
Let the lads know I'd be taking a wank in the shower to cure my hangover, now some gaylad wants to come over and suck me off in the shower haha

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Ireland is this true?

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>>74835783
nah,
not a fan

>>74835727
a meal that'll make me live forever

>West Sham
>Fartsenal

>>74834780
>>74834783
>>74834880
>>74834888
>>74834901
>>74834967
>>74834999
>>74835005
>>74835016
>>74835069
>>74835082
>>74835159
>>74835167
>>74835377
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>>74835518
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>>74835735
>>74835760
18 kids in a no-fire zone
Books under arms and going home
Last in line goes home alone
Napalm sticks to kids

the gf hates gays lads

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>>74835549
fucking hell, this lad has no clue. Bet you've never even met a deano.

>She knows ;)
Dapper Laughs gimmick, it's when you say something cheeky to a girl and she either cottons on and plays along or doesn't - either way you can say she knows

>aha dapper laughs would be proud of that one
you're right about him being a half rate comedian but it isn't satire, he's just a bellend playing a character but he's like that off camera too - media deano

>lol is your corsa even limited edition
Their corsa is better than yours because it's limited edition and has 7 subwoofers (pic related)
that is NOT a deano car you sponge. The corsa is just an affordable car that pretty much ever lad has as a first car (pic related) there was a limited edition run but it's just meaningless banter

>not a fan of jungle anymore
jungle is a genre of music that was big in the UK underground scene in the late 90s/early 00s and paved the way for grime music. It's not as big now in the UK as it once was

>>74834708
>no WAT racing sticker

>>74835760
Hate myself like most here. Problems are relative.

>>74835812
Kek

>>74835828
8 are me haha

>>74835838
is she a tranny?

bums are gross because poo

only had 2 cans yday so am making up for it today with 12 cans of cider haha

don't even care about impening hard labour when the rooster crows

>>74835838
tell her she's a cunt

>>74835846
you have the means to make yourself irrelevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E

>>74835733
like I said, he plays it up in his videos because that's the character but off camera he's a slightly softer version of it

propa #cheeky boi aha ;)

spoke to schoolgirls today

>>74835853
BURP FART UNICORNS MORTY GOD ISN'T REAL FUCK DRUMPF. RACE DOESN'T EXIST. FART BURP BURP UNICORNS

>drinking cider daily

literally how do you do it

one glass gives me mudbutt

>>74835839
You should feel embarrassed for knowing these things.

>>74835888
I just want healthy brain chemistry

>>74835871
Hope you stay away from the 'opparberg lad

>>74835884
just informed her some gay lad on 4chan thinks she's a cunt

she laughed and said 'oh no'

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I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

gf left me because i'm moving in with my dad to take care of him in his old age

fucking detest the bitch

>>74835884
poof

>>>/hm/1546496
>>>/hm/1546496
>>>/hm/1546496

great arses in here

>>74835854
>>74835863
>>74835867
>>74835891
Oxcarts rolling down the road
Peasants with a heavy load
They're all VC when the bombs explode
Napalm sticks to kids

watching a pedo caught by chris hansen be interviewed by yank police

>>74835904
This fucking shit is filling up every facet of my social media and I even gave it a go and tried watching it and it's bloody awful

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>The "involuntary celibate" or Incels for short.

>These guys get off on being toxic and miserable. They view sex as a need that men have and something women should be obligated to give them, like food or shelter. They're like welfare queens when it comes to sex. They literally want to "collect" it like a welfare check.

>But it gets even worse. They aren't just content to sit around and wallow in their own self-pity, changing nothing about themselves and expecting change to just happen. Oh no. They believe that anyone who isn't just as miserable as they are is a bad person. It is literally evil to be in a happy, fulfilling relationship. Even when one of them gets his head out of his ass for a few seconds and gets laid, they fucking turn on him.

>They're a community of sad, sad people who want to bring everyone else down into their pit of despair with them.

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>yfw Scotland is going Tory

>>74835838
They're a threat to her market

>>74835911
why?

how do you not know what a vauxhall corsa or jungle music is you spanner

>>74835916
>ever drinking kopparberg

w-wew

>>74835895
spoke to a few while I was there, as well as older japanese women in general.

its more fascination with us than it is genuine attraction and wanting to fuck us.

Where are you?

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thought on this black woman?

i like her a lot x

>>74835919
going to fill her with my gay cum and turn her into a lesbian

>>74835942
ah yes, women introspecting

>>74835981
>black woman?

>

>>74835981
has she done anal yet?

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SCREAMING

https://www.fb.com/InternetMaTuer/videos/1747696082187756/

someone give me a job (not a sexual one)

>>74835812
no it isn't

>>74835975
musnt ask us, not its business

>>74835975
>>74835981
Shooting women's lots of fun
Try killing one that's pregnant, son
You'll get two for the price of one
Napalm sticks to kids

why are americans obsessed with race

this medicated shampoo stinks

>>74835932
thanks for sharing x
will stroke on out to these

>there are 35.7 million mexicans in the united states

>>74835727
mixed grill
butter chicken curry and a nice naan ngl

chinese would be more for my sentencing

>he actually bit it
ethiopian intellect

>>74836013
hope not

hate anal
just done like it simple as

>>74836029
>>74836034

>>74836021
you arent ireland fuck off

*gives you a sexual job*

>>74835895
what did the police say?

I want to visit Britain someday

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>>74836029
we aren't

>>74835981

love her ATK Gfs scenes

>>74836016
How do people float? How do they not drown automatically?

>>74836045
Fuck off m8. I'm drunk and smoking on the toilet

>>74836029
when there's tens of millions of people of various races all over the place you'll understand

probably 15 years or so for britain

>>74836082
The air in your lungs

>>74835992
I batter gays for fun mate try going within a mile of us and I'll have you eating concrete for dinner

>>74836064
ah yes, mental illness

>>74836034
>70% of babies under 4 in America aren't white

We're a generation away from seeing Whites die out in America. In my life time it may very well happen.

Watching some VIPissy

>there are 37.6 million Africans in the united states

>Fuck off m8. I'm drunk and smoking on the toilet
hahaaa aren't you just the WACKIEST guy, nothing can stop you eh?

did you see what i'm on came in a black benz left in a white one

>>74836026
just left tokyo yesterday. definitely my favorite city in the world and ive been to tons of different major cities in 5 different continents

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>>74836064

>>74836118
I meant, why hit me when I'm down bully cunt

>>74836099
I'll have you on the floor taking my thick cock and have you moaning for more you gay cunt

>>74836016
what was he trying to do tho

>>74836154
hot

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want to marry her x

>>74836123
REMEMBER when the niggers used to be capable of rhyming?

>work tomorrow

ah yes, excellent, time to earn those wages

>>74836154
>gay cunt

bit homophobic that

praise kek

we are upsest with rice

>>74836082
you just do
unless you mean "why" then it's because of the air in your lungs and your own weight being less than the overall weight of water or something
the more water, the more easier it is to stay afloat due to the weight difference

so if you're in the deep end you'll stay afloat more easily than in the shallow end of a swimming pool

Would do a gay but it would have to be a really handsome hairless qt who is also my mate

>>74836183

need to save for my visits to Omaha, Oklahoma City, Kansas, Memphis and Detroit

>>74836181
no

Man try say he's better than me, tell my man shut up, mention my name in your tweets, oi rudeboy shut up

>city runtoids will never know the excitement and togetherness of a village fete when they were a kid
creasing

>>74836191
homophobic implies fear
no fear, just hate

MUH WHITES!!!!!!! MUH WHITE IS RIGHT!!!!!

honestly over caring about that shit once I went to chile, south korea, and japan all in the last few months.

Their people are literally better than ours. They actually have respect for other people and aren't constantly getting obliterated drunk and picking fights and taking advantage of one another

>>74835069
well I feel better about my penis now

>>74836218
>detroit
why

proud kekistani here

good to see fellow 'pedes around

MAGA

>>74836207
saw a pic of a host bar bloke in tokyo on a sign and he was one of the fittest boys ive ever seen

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*walks toward you*

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>bf still screaming at League of Legends

Why play a game if it makes you angry perpetually

>>74836237

best collection of interwar architecture outside of manhattan

yanky yanky has a wankie
cries to sleep under his blankie

why are we already at the bump limit

>>74836231
It's not hard to have country friends mate

>>74836218
these are all fucking awful mate, feel kind of bad for you.

Kansas City is alright I guess, and memphis has some cool things.

>>74836235
that's because our people have been poisoned, anon. whites didn't used to be like this.

you know exactly what is making our people sick and twisted

benders out

>>74836269
Feels

>>74836259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

>>74836235
>my fancy 1 week holiday was much nicer than my regular day to day life
Woooaaahhhhhhh