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Annie

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why don't you have a slag gf anon

TITS

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gf on the left

don't think i'll ever be drug free

>>74832868
don't even have any friends, so gf is out of the question

>>74832908
what the fuck is she drinking

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Why can't women look like 90s girls anymore

>>74832908
cba tbqh la

*assassinates the President and Vice President*

might pay a dominatrix £150 to torture me for two hours

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R8

>>74832908

women find me repulsive

http://i.imgur.com/GnUgQID.jpg
*blocks your path*

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You ARE voting for Corbyn right lads?

>>74832963
don't give a fuck

>>74832951
you realise twin peaks girsl were supposed to look like they were from the 50s?

>>74832951
gmos and jamal cum

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>>74832940
hmm yeah good point. girls want guys with lots of friends so they can sleep around and cause drama

>>74832978
ah yes my so-called "peers"

>>74832902
I don't bench anymore. Ego lift and I have arthritis in my right shoulder. On the plate loaded hammer strength incline I rep 65 kg per side for 8

>>74832948
It's a pina colata you virgin

ASMR Darling is wife material

>>74832962
how come getting tortured is more expensive than just having sex? seems to me torturing someone would be the easier job

>>74832962
might pay a chinese lady rub my nude body and willy for £50

>>74832984
hmm yeah that's totally it

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REEEEEEE

>>74832976
*blocks her holes*

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>>74832908

Prefer Aussie girls babe

if I wanked over a glass would I be able to see my little sperms swimming around?

colata

>>74833003
supply and demand

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>>74832997
>I have arthritis in my right shoulder
>and a receding hairline

>>74833021
>Hetro Kabedon
Yuck!!

>>74833022
no

>>74833022

Maybe if the glass was a microscope slide and you observed it under magnification then yea

I'm voting labour because I'm not rich and think I should be given more money to spend on TVs and gadgets from Argos to fill my 100 sq/ft living room

are whales sperm visible then?

>>74833036
>haha let's kick him while he's down

>>74832984
that wasn't the point i was making. if there's anything at all positive about you, you'll automatically have friends. if you don't even have any friends, it's not even worth considering whether you could get a gf, because the answer is no (unless you choose to not have friends for some reason)

the youth will deliver corbyn a surprise landslide

>>74833056
'eano

>>74833011
yeah it is

>>74832878
used to have a schizophrenic-tier obsession with her

>>74832951
Real eyebrows don't grow on women anymore.

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JU
ST

HATE the drama of the premier league

>>74833078
well it's not haha so hmmm

>>74833056
tories give benefits to rich people in the form of low capital gains tax, dividend allowance etc.

only literal billionaires can afford to invest significant amounts of money.

business idea:
>buy up farmland on the outskirts of cities
>build lots of new houses and infrastructure
>move people from older and shittier houses into the new houses
>knock down the old houses
>build more new houses where the old ones were

>>74833048
>>74833051
just remember reading once that whale sperm is 20cm across so thought maybe I could at least see a little bit of movement

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>>74833021
this
webm related
it's an aussie girl

ethiopialad would be my friend irl

>>74833110
*puts an islamic symbol on it*

>>74833124
cucked

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eating a donut lads

Business idea: Pay NASA to strap my bollocks to their next rocket being launced and rejoice as my spuds get fire into space, dragging my lifeless body behind them

>>74833123
wtf i hate aussie girls now?

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>>74833069
wearing a hat today?

>>74833013
fucking leave your house this year, breastfeeder

It's been proven that economies grow and people are better off when companies and rich people are taxed less as opposed to taxed more.

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>>74833097

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>its a trying to watch tv while the bf screams at League of Legends angrily and at the top of his voice so I can't hear Attenborough tell me about some cool trees episode

Just ate a bag of crisps for Sunday lunch.

>>74833123
I've seen much much MUCH more stunning ones on holiday irl 2bh lad

>>74833142
delete this

>>74833124
what a cuck

>>74833152
Yes, everyday. My hairline is the least of my aesthetic concerns tbqh

>>74833165
bumder

>>74833124
Why do women say things like they love him forever yet get divorced? Makes no sense

>it's a gay australian pretends he's a girl episode

>>74833165
bit gay

>>74833166
What are UOU like?

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>>74833081
how was that

Remember yesterday when I posted my arsehole hahahaha

>>74833123
this has a willy

mum just told me she has no bacon so I smashed her face in with a crowbar

>>74833124
So mew is back on the market eh. Well I know what I must do.

>>74833102

Business idea: price the poor out of cities whilst directing their anger against migrants and refugees

>>74833204
its a brit australians areN'T gay

Post choons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwVXkM_YxMg

>>74833212
no do it again

>>74833165
faggot

>>74833164
women want guys with lots of friends because women are incredibly attracted to men who are held in high regard by other men.

dating anyone with no friends is a warning sign, girl or guy.

how come men handle breakups much worse than women?

just the lack of attention we get compared to women?

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>>74833243

>>74833165
I like the ones where he talks about the ocean and sea creatures

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would love to see her get BLACKED desu

>>74833210
fucking awful, lowest i've felt in my life

>>74833265
get aids you little freak

what really is the obsession though from a husband standpoint of "OH WOW MORE FRIENDS IN PHOTOS"?

It's like they don't realize that shit slowly deteriorates once you leave college and start a family

>>74833259
We have no intrinsic value.

don't understand how girls like the idea of a guy panting and sweating on top of them while they put their disgusting willy in their fanny and pee

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>>74833165
>Playing Blizzard games outside of OW
Shig

>>74833248
why do women cheat more than men then

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>>74833287

>>74833241

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CwD6iPwQeA

>ywn be a member of a Japanese psychedelic rock band who goes on to hijack an airline full of passengers and flee to North Korea where you remain to this day

>>74833278
your arse looks like a fanny

how can i get my mind off sex?

>>74833259
No outlet for the emotional turmoil. Men bottle things up

>>74833270
she's had a lot of work done to sand away her dad's chimp genetics

>>74833329
masturbate

*becomes edgy*

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>>74833310
I tried to get him to play OW but he likes League more

>>74833270
really do NOT like slav faces

>>74833270
why are Americans so obsessed with black men's penises?

>>74833201
they're lying

>>74833328
Yeah i had just taken a massive shit and my arsehole hadn't fully reset itself

always wondered what it feels like to be a girl and have a big willy inside you

wonder what feels better, willy into a nice wet fanny or having a big willy go inside your fanny

>>74833329
snort some adderall

>>74833329

Just stop fapping lad

>>74833336
that pic is one of her pre surgery

>>74833353
she isnt a slav

>>74833124
Translation: I want to fuck other men I'm bored

>>74833278

'ported

>>74833357
theyre aesthetic and better in bed.

>>74833278
why does it look like a slit in a cyst? that isn't normal

please refrain from conversation of a sexual nature in /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKOSXUcM55E

>>74833391
>announcing a 'port
'ported

>>74833271
when you say 'schizophrenic-tier' do you mean you'd spend a significant amount of time every day thinking or talking about her
was your room covered in merch
i know people who did the above but with taylor swift

>>74832908
because i have a pure english rose gf

>>74833372
i havent fapped in a week

>>74833375
exactly

her face is much rounder and uglier

>>74833363
same

>>74833377
Czechs are slavs

>>74833406
'No'

>>74833363
have heard it feels really nice to be "filled" with a big willy

just the word on the street

just ripped my scab off taking my socks off
bleeding a lot

>>74833442
hmm

>>74833428

Give it another two weeks at least lad

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>>74833348
>he likes League more
Drug his food.

>>74833415
See >>74833362

dindins:

KFC
Kebab
or Noodles?

>>74833310
>Playing Blizzard games especially OW
Kill yourself

>>74833377
her mother is czech

>>74833366
>telling someone to sniff woosh to get their mind off sex
if you want him to spend the next ten hours nearly tugging his cock off to shieße porn then maybe

>>74833433
what is it with trump and toilet cleaning easten europoors?

>mum spent the last 2 days powerwashing the driveway
>proceeded to load the washing machine with: a full sized anorak complete with fleece lining, a pair of waterproof trousers, 2 towels, a cotton doormat with a rubber base + assorted normal clothing
>washing machine tubes are now completely clogged with sand and it is totally fucked

I reckon my mum is genuinely mentally ill. She has a job and stuff but she does shit like this all the time; actions which are utterly fucking moronic and which could be avoided by taking 5 seconds to stop and think.

She knackered a perfectly good, expensive, dishwasher by dumping a full box of undiluted soda crystals down its water pipe because she thought it "needed cleaned". Destroyed the machine instead.

Just the other week she decided to paint the bathroom shower tiles. Literally smeared the ceramic bathroom tiles with white emulsion paint (rather than, you know, just cleaning the tiles). She also paints the radiators white every now and then.

But it's not as though this can be justified because she's super cleanly or anything; she's a mess and the house is a mess. The entire downstairs reeks of stale dog urine and dog shit (one if her impulsive decisions was to adopt a dog which she now ignores).

>dude just move out b urself lmao
You can't imagine what living in such a place with such a person does to the human mind over 20-something years. The only suitable end for me is suicide.

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>>74833329
get a gf

>>74833453
t. runty hemophiliac

>>74833472
how about something fat povvo runts don't eat?

>>74833315
because they have less to lose than men, and there's double standards in how we view cheaters. men who cheat are seen as dogs and sinners, and often lose everything when they destroy a relationship with it. women who cheat are seen as victims having been driven there by the man, and don't really face as much social repercussion.

>>74833292
Literally cannot glean any coherent meaning from this reply.

Screech everytime i think of a yank trying to say "bastard" in an intimidating way
>>74833490
Status symbol

>>74833363
reckon if it feels much nicer to have a willy inside your fanny

>>74833495
too ugly to get a gf

>>74833508
supermarkets are closed on sundays in this godforsaken place

>>74833497
you're reading subtext that isn't there

>>74833490
I think for some people its the appeal of being different(exotic) but still white skin

>>74833493

Sounds like you could use a holiday lad

500ml down and still shitposting coherently

>>74833520
Feels

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>>74833475
Best game to play with friends. Get good, kiddo.

stop talking about sex

>>74833515
>those dry cracks
Ouch

>>74833509
can sum this up by saying "women are whores"

>>748335 have one on me...whoops!

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It's worse than you can imagine

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>ctrl-f
>you
>31 found

>>74833493
normals don't "think" about things enough

>>74833540
t. insecure runty hemophiliac

>>74833442
the gf mentioned that when I shagged her the first couple of times it felt like she was being 'opened' and that it hurt but felt really good

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>>74833319
I really liked that. It sounded nice. How'd you find them?

>>74833547
lad youve had sex with dozens of good looking white women

you may be ugly now since youve aged but you clearly havent always been

>>74833515
just want to rip that foreskin down in one swift motion

>>74833581

>>82745248 #
>>82745094 #
>they posted it at the exact same time together
>MEW uses a filter to make herself look better and the event sweeter
>Riley writes a text twice as long and crops out his arm
>Riley then posts a pic about going shopping alone for furniture for the first time, implying he got kicked out

Anyone's wanking patterns drastically changed? Used to wank a few times a week but now I just wank into the toilet on the rare occasions I wake up with morning glory. Become as routine as having a shit or a piss.

Business idea: Trademark my business idea

>>74833581
i care about these people because:

>>74833511
I was asking about the social status obsession that women hold in such high regard.

Most of them are post-college grad and see this as somehow a sign of a man's success. It's a very woman centric thing and I thing it's losing it's power.

I've literally read profiles where the cunt is saying "Don't message me if you have zero pics with another person in them" almost verbatim like that.

>>74833493
My mum bought a load of floor polish and tried to use it on our wood floor, but our floor has a veneer and it was polish for normal wood.
Took about two days to get it off

>>74833613
None of your business Jaggy, leave the anon alone.

wank through my pants in the bathroom of public pools and then walk straight into the pool afterwards

give me some sci-fi film recommendations lads

seen all the obvious ones

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>>74833577
crying

>>74833643
makes us happy to see people unhappy

>>74833655
attention

>>74833575
well, no. you can sum it up by saying you treat people by their actions and not their gender.

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>>74833419
>title
shan't
educate thyself anon
https://renegadevids.com/2017/02/08/how-women-are-paid-to-make-other-women-look-bad/

>>74833493
Stage an intervention, she seems unseemly.

>>74833646
Social acceptance breeds social acceptance

>>74833581
holy shit thats pozz levels of cuckoldry

>>74833646
>Don't message me if you have zero pics with another person in them
Jesus Christ I'd throw a pan of acid on a woman who said this.
>post-college grad
Big girls should know better.

>>74833577
VERY good post

>>74833581
>leicam6

heh, glad he's heartbroken, deserves it for having the camera I want

>>74833691
She's too far gone. She's been a stranger to me since the age of about 11. Don't even speak to her anymore, I just live here and pay her rent money.

>>74833619
crowd

ive pulled a decent amount of girls and plenty were cute

yet i can only match fatties on tinder. is this because women have a bigger pool on bumble and will only choose the top-tier lads?

>>74833589
pack it in or I'll jam my first up yer arse good and proper

>>74833613

Was reading an article about the construction of Narita Airport and all the riots and controversy it sparked. Jap lefties decided to get involved and I ended up discovering those lads. Also read about the Japanese Red Army and their activities (Who was apparently affiliated with the band) before because it seemed interesting.

>>74833717
>Jesus Christ I'd throw a pan of acid on a woman who said this.
>aspie shut-in doesn't want to face the fact that women don't want to fuck people with no friends

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Time for a drunk chew to ward off le feels

>>74833741
>paying money to live with your rents
just move out you mong

>>74833741
>She's been a stranger to me since the age of about 11.
How? Because she's crazy? Was she not before?

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>>74833673
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone
Dark star
Seksmisja
On the Silver Globe
Battle Beyond the Stars
Hardware
Damnation Alley
Laserblast
Forbidden World
Avalon
cherry2000
Mutant Action
Moontrap
Cargo (2009)
Mars and Avril
The Bothersome Man
Hard to Be a God
World on a Wire
Split Second
The Last Starfighter
Hunter Prey
Brazil

>>74833685
if sinead isn't alt right what is she?

>>74833515
can I suck it? I want to suck it

>>74833769
I'll pack it in like how you'll have to pack gauze into the gushing waterfall you produced from a scab hahaha

>>74833758
>tinder
>bumble

which one are you talking about?

top tier lads dont use bumble

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>>74833581
Don't get it, what do you want him to do? Sperg out and call her name?

>>74833778
It's less about this and more about not broadcasting your social life for approval on Facebook. It's how some women think. If you had friends of course you'd post pictures everywhere!!!
>don't want to fuck people with no friends
t. has never met the loner chad

might start following the football lads so I have something to talk about with the proles at work

what team should I support? I was thinking liverpool

need a big willy in my bum x

>>74833684
i agree but i won't stop assuming women will inevitably cheat

>>74833855
Preston

>>74833790
I can afford to pay her a few hundred quid for rent but if I moved out then literally every penny of my wages (+ several hundred pounds more which I don't have) would need to be paid towards costs associating with independent living e.g bills, utilities etc.

>>74833792
She's always been a lunatic. I just realised around that age that interacting with her was pointless because she's insane so I distanced myself.

*lightly squeezes your bum*

>>74833859
pics

>>74833694
That's the whole part is there is some connection to the past that says "oh where are the people that naturally gravitate to him" like some instinct driver in their head.

I know of probably 20 runty guys I graduated high school with and they are all very social and very accepted but they are still tradesmen, one's a fucking barber, another unemployed for the third time.

I will likely be making post 100k in 10 years, especially if I get in a good master's program. Say I meet a woman, if kids are not on the table then fuck her Im out but kids will make the social life next to nothing.

They have no sense of planning into the future, very instinct driven and dating apps magnify this shit 100% by linking picture sites instagram.

>>74833810
isn't concerned with identity politics

well she considers herself natsoc i guess

>wanking on mother's day
really, /brit/?

>>74833838
>top tier lads dont use bumble

yes they do in big cities. bumble has way hotter girls now and dudes have noticed

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>just have a facebook dripping with likes

>>74833880
*grabs your crotch*
oh my... what have you been feeding that thing?

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where can I buy phimosis rings (like these)

>>74833880
*slaps your arm aross the room*

life is miserable lads:

>working in a town where i don't know anyone
>no friends, no prospects for girls (i even exhausted the town's tinder population)
>always tired from work
>try to use my freetime productively to learn languages nad do cool stuf like that but always get sidetracked by shitposting.

>>74833908
ear gauges

>>74833855
man united

>>74833901
t. bumble share holder

>>74833741
Well, I think you should try to do something for her.

If that's not possible or she's not receptive to them, go your own way, move out, but still try to look after her.

>>74833806
Some goats in there Icelad. exquisite taste.

>>74833914
but where can I get them?

might become a bodyguard lads

do you reckon i've got what it takes?

Stop talking about girls, lads

>>74833887
>judging someone character by their job
No one cares about that mate, life isn't American Psycho

>>74833770
Link to articles? Don't go out of your way for them btw, they just sound interesting.

talk about girls lads

>>74833952
*red dot moves up toward heart of your client*

ETHIOPIALAD PLS BE MY FRIEND X

It's not mothers day

always get bare matches when i go to smaller provincial cities

maybe i'm competing in the wrong league

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>>74833955
what are your thoughts on these two beauteous darkies?

>>74833423
yeah except for the part about the merch because i prefer to keep my obsessions on the DL

love girls

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>>74833952
*battles you*

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fucking hell lads The Who are so good

would have given my left bollock to see them live when Keith Moon was still around and if my left bollock hadn't been consigned to the history books in the atomic nut mangler incident of 2003

>>74833952
are you 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse?

too stupid to do a comp sci degree

>>74833923
Honestly if I won the lottery I would be gone in a heartbeat and never see or speak to her ever again. Not something I say in a "le edgelord xD" way, just the truth.

>>74833922
nah i hate bumble actually

girls just match and then never message first before it expires because they aren't used to initiating conversation

>>74833985
Neither

>>74833979
*goes to dive in front of my client but stumbles on the first step and smashes my chin on the ground*

*ghosts you*

ent had a shag for years lads

love observing people on public transport

especially London. lots of interesting characters

>>74833672
Our local swimming pool used to have holes in the partitions of some of the changing rooms, and the usual gaps underneath, and I would go there when I was like 14 to perv on girls.

Fun times.

anyone want to have a wank to pics of my gf?

could've had a shag last night but the girl was way too drunk haha

>>74834062
if shes not a hog

australian friend just blocked me on fetlife after ten years of fecal penpal

Nazi scum off our threads

>>74834059
nonce

>>74834048
sucked it up and fucked a chubby girl desu

felt shame the next day but was glad to remember what sex felt like

>>74834075
shes not shes sexy

>>74834085
How chubby?

>>74833123
would ravage

>>74833965

This was the original article I started from:
https://throwoutyourbooks.wordpress.com/2014/02/11/narita-airport-protest-movement-sanrizuka/

The next article I read that led me to finding the band:
https://throwoutyourbooks.wordpress.com/2017/04/16/english-translation-koji-takazawas-book-about-yodogo-hijackers/

The actual article where I found the band:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Airlines_Flight_351

>>74834085
Fuck off, chad

>>74834083
>3.32MB

nope

cant do a poo lads

started really enjoying spanking myself lads

was on my knees in front of the mirror last night just hitting myself until my bum was bright red

have you thought about my cock lately?

>>74833941
google it

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>>74834059
you should come visit walmart some time

don't get the mentality behind being supportive of the monarchy

>>74834014
shit British bands like The Who (the Poo), Blur (Burp), Oasis, (I need one after listening to them), Elton John (Faggot John), the Beatles (dung beatles), Beegees (gee I wish they'd shut up)
all of them are horrible

>>74833964
>No one cares about that mate, life isn't American Psycho
missed my point but funnily enough I feel like that's how they see the world, especially the ones in their mid 20s. They are confused and don't know how to decide. Profiles read like schizos wanting their cake and to eat but not too much if you follow.
Where am I to go to start dating a girl? I don't drink. I'm not religious but would definitely prefer a religious woman over a graduated uni slut.
Seems you are forced to settle with some battle damage or propaganda fuckery these days if you are trying to date through apps/sites taillored to that.

>>74834083
nice nail ponce

>>74834120
sometimes wonder what it's like to be a cute girl and be taken by a big strong man and just spanked to hell and back

must be incredible

>>74834083
>your biological clock is ticking
>45
That clocks batteries biodegraded into atoms in the wind a long time ago

>>74834128
so he had her for her entire prime? why are people feeling sorry for this dude again?

Liquor

>>74834137
yeah except for the who

>>74834137
bRITIsH music SaVAgELy rippeD apaRT by FAT yANK

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>>74834101
like this

>>74834137
>shit British bands like The Who (the Poo), Blur (Burp), Oasis, (I need one after listening to them), Elton John (Faggot John), the Beatles (dung beatles), Beegees
lel

>>74834128
>>74833581
They had a teenage-like relationship. No wonder it failed

>>74834179
It's acceptable, but of belly is fine as long as she's not wide loading

>>74834137
good post

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>>74833987
i was the same a few years ago desu
fortunately i managed to keep the shit i buy to records and that shirt i have coming in the post

>>74834137
stop aussie posting, it doesn't suit you

shan't even dignify that Yank with a response

utterly wretched specimen

so fucking high right now

im in another dimension

>there's a lad in this thread right now who has a facebook tab open
Fucking state of these threads.

>>74834179
thats not chubby thats obese

>>74834207
Bit of**

>>74834214
Aussie posting would be poo related for all of them

>President Bog Fart

>>74834128
WHEN WILL HE RELEASE THE NUDES

just sent some bellend to another dimension, the twat thinks he's just high hahah

>>74834148
You're looking for perfection when none exists. Think about all the flaws and weaknesses you have. You obviously want a woman who loves these flaws, and she might love some of them, but there's plenty that she'll simply love you in spite of and even that is a special thing. Women have their flaws and weaknesses to, you'll never find one without her baggage

I'm not saying you should date a crack whore, but just be mindful that they're people just like you with their own long list of shortcomings

What are you boys drinking this fjne day.

>>74834226
Do you remember how Australians kept saying "Ill ride with you"?

is there ANYTHING Pete Townshend can't do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSHxxK8Z3Dc

>>74834160
fortunately it seems the author won't be having any children

get out of my dimension rreeeeee

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>Pooresident Toilet Poo Shart

>>74834237
virgin low test im assuming?

>>74834264
would all day everyday

>>74834264
10/10 irl

>Poonited Sharts of Arsemeriturd

>>74834083
ah yes, lots of very happy lonely 85 year olds out there

>>74834275
fucks sake

meant this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NEQb6LdHGQ

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I f*cked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.

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normorons roooooooooooooo

business idea: rent out my arsehole to big burly men

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>>74834103
Cool. Thanks.

business idea: totally pedestrianise London

>>74834264
wouldn't give her a second glance

watching cartoons on telly and that

>>74834272
doesn't ring a bell, no

>>74834403
they shall be put to the wall

>>74834371
was he talking about anal or were the farts released from the bumhole during compression the fanny?
or was it really a queef

>>74834258
Mate I'm with you, and maybe it's just this shithole of a county and it's hyper leftist university in it but it just seems veyr hard to match with women near me the past six months. I'm not looking for mrs. right, just a non-corpulent, non-tattoo addled, super social mess.

>>74834264
is that shibari?

>>74834403
Shadilay brothers!

>>74834409
fantastic idea

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>>74834403

>>74834409
oh i've always wanted to live in a pedestrianised town, they always look so comfy in adventure games

>>74834275
download cp without being caught?

>>74834403
>leaving the house
>calling anyone else a normie
yeah, cant say im a fan of the alt-right

>>74834261
Having a Becks lad. Icy cold and crisp.

business idea: totally patricianise london

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>>74834403

drank half a bottle of kopparberg and now I'm in another dimension