/cum/ is dead
>>74832565
first
>tfw no Montana bud
>tfw you wake up at like 7 even on weekends
modern gamers
>>74832710
you'll always have me boo
>>74832809
Yay :3
>/cum/ doesn't early to bed early to rise
It's time
>>74833177
didn't understood that ending, tbqh
>>74833236
Wish I could understand your ending Danmark
i wish i was special
>>74833302
you think ur funny?... huh?...
>>74833324
BUT IM A CREEP
>little danish boy who reads manga
>>74833405
Ye
>>74833481
I am a creep 'tis the unfortunate part
I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware
>>74833951
I'm gonna be the main event, like no king was before.
I'm brushin' up on lookin' down, I'm workin' on my RAWR
>>74833499
how about if i go to america and kill u? that's funny right? hehehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbcc8x7j1Lg
reminder that this abomination could have been our president
Seriously though, stop white genocide.
>>74834435
the only thing better about drumpf is that he's not a woman
>Seriously though, stop white genocide.
>>Seriously though, stop white genocide.
>>74833114
I woke up!
>>74832565
Any objections?
>>74834948
how unfortunate for us
>>74834963
stop this autism
>>74834948
Excuse me sir I seem to have a virus on my computer!!
RAMONA
>>74834906
>>74834935
>promoting white genocide
White Americans tend to value objects that show a lot of age, worn jeans, worn baseball caps, older cars.
While black American tend to value objects that look very new, clean shoes, unbent baseball caps, leaving the tags on clothes, etc. to emulate rich black people.
Just a cultural difference I've noticed, and one of the reasons I believe blacks make their lives harder than they could be.
>why no, i do not understand how to read posts with multiple greentext arrows in a row
>alright youtube
>heroin should be legal and there is nothing wrong with transgender people
>also white nationalists and antisemites are actually all shills
>that's about all peace out
i have awoken
>>74835464
If you make light of people trying to slow white genocide you are promoting white genocide
Morning /cum/buns
>>74835843
just don't try reading my posts moron
ohayou~
Learned spanish to hit on Mexican girls and it literally works
They love it when I tell them to "llame papi"
>tfw no american gf
/cum/ is dead because yanks are the most boring, lifeless rodents on the board.
I couldn't yawn harder at 90% of yank posts; they are like unpaid bots.
>>74836297
I took french to pick up mexican girls and it worked.
mexican girls are really easy to pick up though desu
>>74836455
Unlike ur mom
>>74836491
take that back
>>74836491
not funny to say this on mother's day
white genocide is real and i love it
>>74836581
you're a good person
>>74836570
shall be giving your mom a very special gift today ;)
>>74836694
i've never done anything to you
>>74835235
Pay 3 btc to the virusmaster
>2 hours
>50 posts
>>74836859
maybe /brit/ is more your speed, chump
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>>74836997
>>74837042
damn
Called immigration services on a bunch of day laborers outside hover depot.
>>74837199
... but why?
should not be lazy today and try to get back into going to the gym and becoming a sick cunt like rip
>unfunny tumblr gifs
i wonder what life would be like if i were vapeman...
>>74837452
post more meals
>>74837440
>>74837312
Post your big fat hospital belly
>>74837518
delete this webm plese
>>74834963
>Massachusetts to quebec
I approve
>>74837484
nothing interesting
ate 3 eggs for brekkie
>>74837518
weigh my usual 175lbs
>>74837573
No
>>74837647
(You should still post your belly)
>>74837688
what's wrong with him
>>74837688
i've posted my ball twice before, your fault if you missed out on those and are trying to get me to show you your belly
>>74837736
he's vegan
>>74837688
why does he look so sad?
where are the pecs?
Is this true?
>>74837197
Hope you plan on doing something nice for your mummy today
>>74837736
Vegan
>>74837752
I saw your ball ;)
>>74837761
He's vegan
>>74837819
>I saw your ball ;)
>>74837873
Wtf
*gets in the shower*
>>74835354
I'm a black guy and I like Thinkpads. I want a laptop that can last me at least 5 years, maybe more if I'm very careful
>>74835759
Watching him right now desu. He's not only informative but comfy tbqh, although I disagree with him on the legality of all drugs.Only weed and psychedelics should be completely legalized. I guess everything else should be decriminalized.
>>74836484
literally me
>>74838329
you british?
runts
>niggers
>>74838381
truly they are savage beasts
/cum/ is dead
long live /cum/
>>74838070
>Don't worry bro I found what hit you, see?
American posters are boring and write paragraphs
>>74839194
you are boring
*points rifle straight into the sky, slams a mag inside, and yanks back the bolt*
i'm planning to die today. what are your plans?
Heard /cum/ is dead rip
>>74839237
Both cum and dixie are trash
I wish cum was a back and forth shit slinging shit show
>>74838914
Tbh they're probably alright. It's the abdomen you gotta watch out for.
American posters are not boring and do not write paragraphs. The truth is wholly contrary to that. American posters, in my experience, are the most fun posters and write short posts on average. Canadians and Western Europeans are usually the posts who write long, boring walls of text. This is especially common when anything about politics is brought up, particularly criticism of the socialist systems in which they live. The root cause of this is very likely to be the inherit inferiority complex which they suffer from, knowing that their governments are all but slaves and do not run themselves. Americans get to choose who leads their nation while Europeans get to choose who they bend over to; America, Russia, China or the European Union.
>>74839443
OH SHIT
taking a crap dudes
just got called a sexist at Wal-Mart
>dudes
*walks into thread*
*unbearable stench of shit and grease takes over nostrils
ah yes, yanks
*leaves thread*
Anyone ever take a creative writing class?
Have to do one of these gen eds and it's literally the only interesting one from this category.
>>74839788
exemplary post
getting awful bored of 4chan buds
where do i go from here
>>74839843
8ch
>>74839721
>taking a crap at Wal-Mart
Hmmm
>>74839843
mmos
partaking in a big smelly shit my prophet brohammeds
>>74839788
>>74839836
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
POO
what an abominable thread
you all need to die
>>74839928
been there done that
>>74839912
nice memesite
>>74839843
Real world. Travel with wife and make a travel blog
just called some limey cunt at walmart sexist
>>74837875
Is it bad if I want to dress up both Gustav and Elias like this:
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/ja/post/show/5750204
Then fuck them?
>>74839788
high quality post this one
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/easter-toadl
Rejected
who /AMWF/ here
love it personally (love pints also)
>>74840034
yes
>>74834963
Got a template?
>>74840030
FOY
I didn't realize the U in /cum/ stood for UK.
OH WAIT IT DOESN'T UK GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw your life is an eminem song
>>74840181
shut the fuck up retard
the gf (b)
a solar eclipse....the cosmic ballet goes on
need to work out
I want to be a nurse but I want a bankers salary
I mean it's 2017 ffs
the (b)gf(girl)(trans)
>>74840247
>tfw smart enough to live on the line
>>74840250
You fat fuck
>>74840276
>nurses don't get paid $100k yearly in the UK
it's like you're still europoors
taxation is theft
>>74840276
the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses IT'S DISGUSTING
how do you do fellow lads
>>74840324
I'm not fat
I'm skinny af
gf makes way more money than me buds
>>74839814
I did 10 years ago, it was extremely easy and I wrote a paper on how to write papers in it and the teacher handed it out to the class, it was kind of embarrassing desu.
*cocks gun*
alright today's the day the limey gets it
might succumb to a poo in a bit lads
lost my virginity boyos.
Theft should be taxed
>>74840369
tip top guvna pippippippippip
Communism will win
>>74840389
congrats bud
how old are you
>>74840387
good lad clear up some space for me will you
>I'm not fat
>I'm skinny af
>>74840422
it already lost
>>74840379
*blocks you path*
"go on then sunshine"
>>74840435
21 lmao
>>74840276
nurses make 6 figures here
>>74840455
you have no reason to doubt me
>>74839843
alternatively stay here because as bad as it is there's nothing better on the internet
>>74840509
was he gentle?
all these union flags in my thread
>>74840276
Nurses start off at like $70k where I'm at
https://youtu.be/wLzeakKC6fE
>>74840468
Um no sweety x capitalisms fall is inevitable
how come dixie still isn't back
>>74840374
Was it fun though?
Yanks? No thanks.
>>74840604
corker of a post
>>74840621
I guess, back then I would smoke weed before going to school so I enjoyed pretty much all of it. Plus I've always kind of had a thing for writing.
>>74840558
am not a homosexual desu. but now that I've experienced sex I want more. Might have to become a normie now.
Tea tastes like shit
just did a bottle letter
brit? eat shit.
So I've had this friend for almost 14 years now but I'm utterly disgusted by the thought/sight of them.
So this friends dad died on Monday and they left for a cruise the next day and said they had to go or they would lose the measly fucking $500.
I am being irrational here ?
>>74839843
Feeling the same
Try shitposting in real life, bud. It's fun but even that gets old
Ive been putting off attempting to fuck sluts but now i think its about that time i actually put in effort.
Is this just us growing up, guys?
not a fan of the "queen"
>>74834963
>no indipendent vermont-quebec union
>>74840701
alri pablo
>>74840685
what kind of tea are you drinking mate
no wonder you chucked it all in the harbour
>>74840703
>Is this just us growing up, guys?
>>74840701
If they are capable of that then I envy them. I still think of my father every day and he died almost 2 years ago.
>>74840685
t. only drinks brisk
FOY
>>74840743
ENGLISH breakfast
>>74839843
everything bores me on the internet now, I go to the same websites every day and do the same things
>>74840701
maybe they just didn't like him
>>74838700
damn that must have hurt
gonna cry pitifully when Her Majesty passes on
>>74840703
>Is this just us growing up, guys?
yeah, growing up sucks
>>74839843
Fuck if I know
i'm only here because I got bored of playing video games.
>tfw honestly haven't played one in months
>>74840777
what an embarrassing post
>>74840798
bet you'll wear a helmet now dutchboi
>>74838700
ah yes, lets hug the inside corner of a blind turn with possible oncoming traffic
>>74840812
im actually starting to play vidya again
>>74838700
When will those dumb cunts learn to stay on the right side of the road?
>>74840756
So i saw the post on a forum and everyone was piling on the guy, and i think he hating him is wrong
But i do think his friend is being a little bitch, your dad dying sucks a million times but going on a cruise is being a pussy bitch, basically escaping the funeral, leaving the rest of your family alone
And i feel like missing a funeral is something you regret all your life
>>74840867
not until it's too late ;--v---;
Oh fuck is it mothers day?
wish America never left the empire
chune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb_MR3LyLok
Wish Loyalists were burned at the stake.
>>74840906
let just google that for you
yes
>>74840880
well, it'll be the saddest world curise of his life so there's that
>>74840914
good post
>>74840906
yes. give her a call or send her a message or something
>>74840701
Fuck your friend. Ive never been so annoyed by a post.
I hate people who don't understand the value of family.
Wish someone throws him off the boat.
wish you respected free speech
>>74840906
it's may you melt
>>74838700
>hurr durrr watch for motorcyclists on the road!!!!!
Bikers are literally cancer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98QdRDFIFnI
Wish Loyalists, Communists, Feminists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, and Muslims were lined up and shot.
>tfw being the most powerful nation of all time
Wish whites never stepped foot in the new world
cum lol
What would you say is Britain greatest accomplishment?
*still has the christmas tree as a recently used emoji*
July 4th 1776, worst day in history
>>74841014
>flys past you on the hard shoulder while you're stuck in traffic
Wish all "people" who did not originate from Europe were killed like the subhumans they are.
>>74841092
Australia
>>74841092
>inb4 america
>>74841097
hey, HEY! if you don't like america then you can just get the fuck out
>>74841081
/belg- /nederdraad/ lol
/belg- /somethingfrenchboy/ lol
wish whites left Earth
>>74841121
the problem is, a lot of people these days have european blood in them because of mixing. Even my black ex gf who had done 23 and me had quite a bit of Spanish and Portuguese in her.
>>74841031
To be the weakest man in the most powerful nation of all time, or to be the strongest man in the weakest nation of all time?
wish niggers, spics and injuns would remember their place
>>74841139
No. I fly a union jack outside my apartment window
>>74841193
the latter just so I could be a local celebrity
>>74841139
We tried but the Damn Yanks threw a shitfit
>>74841092
The Beatles
>>74841211
proof God exists.
>>74841220
soon bud
>drive like your kids play here
My kids aren't outside at 11 at night you haggy bitch
>>74841175
She didn't originate from Europe. She originated from Africa and picked up some European blood.
>>74841092
pink floyd
wish whites were outbred
>>74841237
like we we're going to actually let you guys leave
we love you guys
My sister is so hot, was walking around in barely anything today, honestly I would.
Just dropping in to say I really enjoy shitposting with you blokes and I hope all of you're mothers are doing just fine and dandy today.
it's so fucking big
>>74841315
brit on a proxy
>>74841310
More like you loved that sweet tariff revenue
Fucking Jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efSn6boPjI8
choa
You recycle, right?
>>74840160
A little late, but here you go.
wish I had a thousand thousand dollars
the union jack is more of a fashion accessory than a symbol of a nation.
/cum/ is a zionist general
>>74841387
recycling is a scam. I just dump all my garbage in the nearby ravine twice a week
>>74841344
nah, she's seriously hot as fugg.
Honestly wish everyone except my immediate family was lined up and shot
>>74841355
well that too, but, you belong with us
didn't seem like it would've worked out anyway
>>74840786
Same. I do it because I've nothing else to do
>tfw you drink Yorkshire tea as your normal regime breakfast now
>tfw you have more books on Britain then America
>tfw you say "quite" often
>tfw you don't have a gun
What have I've become, my dearest friends? Everything I know turns British in the end.
>>74841455
post photo
am a bit tsundere for my mother, I love her more than anything in the world but have a hard time expressing it and end up pretending I don't miss her since I moved out
>>74841455
i'd fuck my sister too
>>74841454
Good lad. Aim for the river
>>74841530
you need to take a few steps back and watch some patriotic movies
somebody should post that /k/ movie list
One of my sister's is a bitch and I like the other one too much to fugg her
>>74841455
So? My sister is pretty but I fucking hate her. I hate her but I love her as family.
>>74841407
I already did it
>>74841211
>When you realize that you're life is a cruel perversion of a literal meme
>>74841675
>Germanic States of America
>everyone is Scotch-Irish
What did he mean by this
>>74841695
*your
*begs for mercy*
>>74841419
Invest in real estate in developing counties
>your flag will never be more /fa/ than the brit's
>>74841530
nothing wrong with 'quite'
*squirm squirm*
I have 18k saved up, how am I doing bros.
t. 22
You wish you were as slick as Quavo.
>>74841781
not true
>>74841781
>not using regional flags
>having a blue stateflag with a seal on it
I've 2200 dollars
Had 2500 dollars this time last year
The gf
>>74841800
Hey nice you almost have enough saved up to pay off half of the national average student debt!
>>74841725
Its alt history
>>74841211
Who is the cuck here the black gentleman or the child's father?
>>74841800
better than me when i was 22
>>74841675
the South is the only part of the country Germans didn't immigrate to
>>74841800
do you pay any major bills?
where do you work?
>>74841846
Should've invested in potcoin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqK1FrO3BdM
>>74841868
My bad
>>74841912
>Virginia
>henrico
lmao
There's a German car shop in Powhatan
>>74841848
The gf
if every fatso on the planet was offered a way to instantly lose the excess weight with no effort required on their part (even the HAES activists) approximately how many of them do you think would accept?
>>74842064
all of them
>make a well thought out post
>it gets ignored
this is why i rather shitpost
>>74842064
100%
with an error margin of 0%
>>74841930
Rent is the biggest one, everything else is luxury spending, but I don't do much of it. I work as a medical research assistant at my former university
>>74841675
>royal republic
>>74842064
99% of them
1% being the dumb niggers who think they look good "phat"
The gf
i want my gf to dom me