/carib/ BLACK qts edition

File: 101 - 25SPWda.jpg (12KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 480x360px

lol whats it like always beign on vacation lol do you ever get bored of 24/7 sunshine and beaches

File: 1488310925694.jpg (157KB, 800x1140px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 800x1140px

But black girls aren't cute.

>>74830662
It's always hot and there's nothing to do. All the americans I've seen that came to live here couldn't stand being here for more than 6 months before they skip town.

>>74830739
White women age like cheese.

>>74830610
wao

>>74830610
What are my chances of getting a qt black angel gf if I go there?

>>74830791
Niggers are 0/10, even at their peak. Absolutely disgusting.

>>74833663
t. John Gay Pride Worldwide Smith

>raining and I still feel hot
;_;

>>74833598
Very low. There's more men here than women, and we're all fighting for scraps. This is literally Mad Max.

>>74830610
Black angels*

>>74834072
Wikipedia says Its basically even in Barbados, this is NOT good news for my visit

>>74830610
Roll call.

File: 12070907_1089619924381356_1307694482_n.jpg (47KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 750x750px

>>74834135
fantastic post

>>74835702
Presente, Juffrouw.

>>74830610
...who dis

>>74836069
https://www.instagram.com/itsjustajlove/

>>74830755
How's the cost of living in Aruba?

File: sweetchocolate.png (798KB, 427x759px) Image search: [Google]

798KB, 427x759px

Not Carribean but I made out with this Rwandan chick a week ago, r8

That Croatian guy who's always posting about how he wants a black gf is probably my favorite poster of all time

I heard antigua is best island. Is this true?

>>74836713
He's a top lad.

A question to West Indians here: do you find people from mainland North America (Canadians specifically) hard to understand?

When visiting relatives in Trinidad there were sometimes issues in communication, and I was wondering if that was just them.

>>74836701
7,5/10
>>74836725
Best? Best for what? Never hear about them. At this point I think it's a myth.

>>74836573
Nice m8, very nice.

>>74836655
Very high

>>74836701
Very nice, Rwandan gyals are top tier.

>>74836713
We need more people like him.

>>74836725
No idea pal

You guys ever been to Montserrat? My dad went to medical school there but I've heard it kinda went to shit after the volcano erupted

>>74836787
quality of life. Supposed to be relaxed and comfy.

>>74837171
I think that's the Cayman Islands.

File: qt3.1415.png (695KB, 427x759px) Image search: [Google]

695KB, 427x759px

>>74836864
>>74836787
Different look

>>74838297
Nicely done anon.

>>74836755
You that Canadian that thinks he's a Trini? Kek you have to speak with a thick Trinidadian accent for them to understand you.

>>74838413

I occasionally ask questions in these threads, but I don't identify as a Trini at all (my father's parents are from there, that's all). Is there more than one annoying Canadian who frequents these threads?

>>74837171
You just described all of the islands.

>>74830739
>Says the weebfaggot that only likes """""feminine"""""" kawaii dicks in the ass

File: IMG_20170514_111409.jpg (511KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

511KB, 1280x720px

Happy take your mother to the beach day!

File: 1474963138793.png (169KB, 864x486px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 864x486px

>>74830739
What about black anime girls?

>>74836755
The issue is that they were trini :^)

>>74836755
Nothing to complain aboot here mate :^)

File: 1494451134422-pol.jpg (436KB, 3000x2763px) Image search: [Google]

436KB, 3000x2763px

>>74839967

File: 1491360440028.jpg (446KB, 1440x1755px) Image search: [Google]

446KB, 1440x1755px

Does carib like huskies?
They're literally the only good doge

>>74842909
They suffer in this heat. Also HNNG.

>>74842909
I want a husky and a kawaii St. Bernard. It's too damn hot for them, sadly. ;_;

Mods please delete this disgusting thread

>>74843543
Callate favelado de mierda.

File: dassie.jpg (27KB, 320x267px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 320x267px

>>74830610
I've heard the trick to acquiring a black qt gf as a white boi is getting them to touch your hair, is this true?

>>74843712
Uh, no?

File: 1487187353483.png (31KB, 756x225px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 756x225px

>>74842948
>>74843198
Seems like it's possible, they'll just be a bit less fluffy.

>kawaii St. Bernard
oxymoron

>>74843712
It's the other way around, when you touch their hair, they're forever yours.

>>74844032
Qt doggos here I come.

>>74844032
You seem to forget that Aruba's heat is constant and the most you northerners are used to is probably 25C at maximum. I know a few people with Huskies and the dogs just look miserable.

>>74843712
Nah m8 you have to cum on their hair when they're not looking and then they'll automatically be in love with you. Trust me, it always works.

>>74844148
Alright, I'm not too sure about that then.
There's a Trinidadian Husky farm though; jewbook.com/trinidadhusky/

When I was in Svalbard and Lappi they really liked to run and we'd have to stop after an hour of sledging to let them eat snow to cool down.

Maybe they can live comfy if they're not too active.

File: 1384657442.png (51KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 657x527px

>>74844002
>>74844032
>>74844319
now im confused

>>74844430
Trinidad has rainier and cooler weather cause of the hills though.

File: 1483603272301.jpg (101KB, 400x1000px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 400x1000px

>>74844319
This is correct.
They'll at least thank you for the protein boost.

what are some websitez to meet qts from the carribeans?

>>74844569
/carib/

did you hug your mom today and told her how much you love her today?

Make sure you do it.

>>74844621
i have a fever for portuguese speaking angels too... where can I meet them?

>>74844621
There's literally only one girl and 20 something guys in this thread. Sort of reflects the actual state of how it is in carib.

>>74830791

Cheese ages really well though, lad.

>>74844701
In Portugal, but come only if you are not a gypsy
>>74844723
We have 1 girl more than 99% of the threads in 4chan
>Sort of reflects the actual state of how it is in carib.
Where do they go?

>>74836755
From my interactions, i understand them clearly...
Don't worry some Trinis don't even understand each other sometimes. It depends on which part of Trinidad or Tobago you are in i guess...

>>74844956
You autistic europeans keep whisking them away with your 1st world countries and your nice infrastructure and shit. Fuck.

>>74844641
No, she's 1,200 miles away

File: ayyyyy.png (281KB, 898x151px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 898x151px

>>74844956
i'm whiter than 99% of this board
but my dick is somehow darker (and bigger ofc) than normal

>>74844723
You can never be sure about that number. Many could be guys pretending to be girls and vice-versa.

>>74844463
Do what you feel is right.

>>74844548
t. Degenerate

>>74844641
Why would I? That's weird.

>>74845052
Don't forget the food.

>>74845316
She pays for your neet lifestyle though.

>>74845052

Girls love a dual carriage way, what can I say?

>>74845429
Showing outward displays of affection is not the norm for my family.

>>74833768
At least it's not snowing over there.

>>74845286
>but my dick is somehow darker

Severe bruising? Maybe stop wanking for a day or two.

>>74845052
Fake.
Europe only get's 3º world males

>>74845667
You're probably not white enough.

>>74845505
no it literally looks much darker than the rest of my skin... hopefully qts are into semi-dark dicks
but seriously, how does one move to the carribeans? which of these cunts can provide a job?
i noticed the population structure of Curracao is very favourabl for me
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curaçao
More females in my age group 25-29

>>74845316
But it wasn't me who said it.

>>74846804
Shh, accept your title.

>>74841418
HUFFLECLUMFS???

>>74847289
DRUMVVV

I'm not Puerto Rican but I really think Puerto Rico should be freed from its present quasi-colonial status.

>>74847322
Nobody gives a fuck what you think.

File: image.jpg (50KB, 640x650px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 640x650px

>>74847385
Bit rude desu

>>74847219
Let me empty my balls on your hair pls, you will have the best hair of all the Caribbean and it's all for free

>>74847219
Because I'm a makamba?
Racist.

>>74847905
Charming offer.
>>74848272
Huil verder.

>>74844723
Maybe you should not let them get lost in the ocean and get traumatized if you want more of them.

>>74845286
You wish you had a bigger dick than me

>>74845314
Stop ignoring me

>>74847322
Thank you, doesn't do shit thought

what island has the hottest qts

>>74851569
Trinidad

>>74851295
here's the (You) you wanted.

Are plans for asspain still on now that la iupi is on strike?

>>74845314
AYO HOL UP

Ey bby gurl how u doin'?

File: image.jpg (53KB, 1024x270px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 1024x270px

Henlo please gib Carribean gf

File: 1488309770556.jpg (287KB, 477x849px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 477x849px

>>74852093
What kind? Please specify.

File: image.jpg (197KB, 1000x1250px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 1000x1250px

>>74852377
A qt

>>74851976
I always knew you were a cute dutch grill PK.

>>74851880
If you bothered to go outside, you would know

>>74853106
I can read news from home just fine my man.

Hi, is it true that melanin is a magical substance that enables you to commune with cosmic forces, which is why whites are inferior to and jealous of blacks?

>>74854048
Hoteps are cancer.

>>74830610
What carib island should i visit, /carib/, to have a great time?

>>74854048
Go back to your african country then, what are you doing in the whites continent and why are you living of welfare payed by white people?
(Your qt sister can stay)

File: 1467233468313.jpg (24KB, 570x574px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 570x574px

>>74852637

Can someone here list all carib countries by skin colour, from dark to fair?

I need it for a university assignment.

>>74854176
Formentera, é a mesma coisa mas sem pretos

>>74854181
I'm white, dude, I'm just asking a question :^)

>>74830610
Is Loa reading the posts of this thread?

>>74854176
What's your idea of a great time?


>>74854316
t. Moor

>>74854422
Pretos are a minus but pretas are a plus
>>74854365
We all know that you are the Somali refugee

>>74854488
The digits are bunita.

>>74854422
Having a memorable, fun experience with new people

>>74830610
pls post caribs

>>74854408
>>74854408
>>74854408

>>74854561
Stop being vague. Relaxing? Adventurous? Hookers and blow?

>>74854561
Aruba has a fine selection of drugs if that's what you're looking for. Other than that idk man, that's why travel agents exist.

>>74853965
Suuuuure
So when we gonna go out

>>74854176
debuelbenos el horo pls ;-;

>>74854296
Spanish islands are the whitest, Dutch are somewhat white, English islands are black and French islands are the biggest

>>74854565
Hahah, no

File: cc1.jpg (26KB, 619x453px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 619x453px

>>74854888
pls

>>74854607
Adventurous
>>74854888
Que horo?

>>74854963
>adventurous
Then this rock is not for you. Check out the Dominican Republic.

>>74854607
Relaxing, best beaches without to many people

>>74855108
Graduate, get a job and come visit.

>>74854607
What about hookers and rum? Also do you still hiring privateers? :c

>>74855208
If that ever happens i will stay at you home, remember that. Is your home close to the beach?

>>74855339
A bottle of rum comes free whenever you get a prostitute.

>privateers
Ivan, the golden age of piracy is over.

>>74855358
A 5 minute drive.

>>74855422
>5 minute drive.
>Not 5 minutes walking
Plebe, do you live in the guetto?

>>74855512
Too tired to walk.

>>74855390
>Ivan, the golden age of piracy is over.
BLYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAT
*but thanks for the explanation*

>>74855586
Don't despair! Rent a boat, slap on an eyepatch and sail while plastered on homemade rum.

>>74855732
I had an idea like that before. Also have a big river right here, near my city. But damn, that's not what i actually want :c

File: 1491054741692.jpg (149KB, 996x1000px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 996x1000px

>>74830610
>DISCLAIMER: Carib is not a 24/7 vacation and we actually hate it here.

>spreading lies

>>74855762
We have to make due with what we have.

which carib island is best to move to?

File: 1494650395774.png (148KB, 645x772px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 645x772px

>>74855774
Let's trade places.
>>74855814
Why would you move here?

>>74855781
Yes, that's true.

>>74855849
cos carib islands look like heaven

>>74855774
Because you definitely know what it's like because you're the one stuck here.

>>74856238
i wish i was stuck there

>>74856263
Apparently the person I was in a past life thought exactly the same goddamn thing, careful what you wish for.

>>74856292
How's the people in caribbean countries?

>>74856328
Everyone's an asshole or an idiot or both.

>>74856238
>stuck here
It's not like you're part of the Netherlands and can use your EU passport to go almost everywhere in the world, right?

>>74855966
Don't be fooled by pretty pictures.

File: IMG_20170329_213432.jpg (91KB, 600x1066px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 600x1066px

R8 my black gf lads

>>74856446
It's not like I have mommy and daddy's money to go anywhere in the world and the goddamn EU would take in millions of niggers from the most violent rape capitals in the world yet I have to go through hoops and ladders to go live in the cucked out NL or any other of your shitty countries that, 10 years from now, will be completely irrelevant because Achmed and his buddies are gonna nuke the shit out of them with makeshift nukes procured by Turkey.

>>74856345
Seriously? What's wrong? I thought you should be relaxed and calm as nobody another in this world.

>>74856575
Being stuck on a 20 mile long rock with nothing to do and NO WOMEN will make any man bitter and crazy.

>>74856542
Timestamp or fake
That girl is 5/10, would fuck but nothing special

>>74856603
>NO WOMEN
Where did they disappear?

File: tfwnoaverageblackgf.webm (526KB, 480x600px) Image search: [Google]

526KB, 480x600px

>ywn snort coke from val's derriere while listening to drake on arashi beach
ubi me

>>74856568
Well how about you move your ass and get a job you entitled little shit?
You're actually a lot like Achmed and his friends who believe in Europe everyone is swimming in money while you're the only poor person in the world.

>>74856711
>Drake

Get the fuck out.

File: IMG_20170415_132936892_BURST000_COVER_TOP.jpg (1MB, 1944x2592px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1944x2592px

>>74856627
I have more, but nothing I can post on a sfw board.

I literally got /r9k/'s dream girl.
>Never had a bf
>Handheldless, kissless, virgin
>Basically my sex slave now
>Pussy so tight, fitting one finger is a struggle
>Very clean
>Very attached like a little puppy

>>74856801
You look happy. Best wishes.

>>74856801
>>Very clean
those teeth tell another story

>>74856839
So do mine m8

Her asshole has no hair or anything. It's like she's never taken a shit. Sadly, I don't have any good pics of her ass to prove it. I ate her ass a couple of times and she loved it

>>74856786
Fuck off you stupid faggot, thinking everything's all sunshine and rainbows down here. That's exactly what I'm trying to do but since you retards make it difficult for the real hard workers to immigrate properly yet you let in all those goddamn Muslims free of charge it's very hard to do so even with an EU passport. Goddamn I hate you autistic motherfuckers so much.

>>74856833
Thanks lad! Also I'm in a great mood because Boca completed their choke job.

>>74856901
Dude. Chill.

>>74856801
>I have more, but nothing I can post on a sfw board
Post in imgur and then post here the link

>>74856922
Nope. Passed that point a while ago.

>>74856901
>Being this mad because he lives in paradise and is an ungrateful fuck
Stop being a children, 99% of the world would love to live there and 99% of your problems are worst in Europe

>>74856966
Nah, stop being desperate.
[spoiler]also she's underage, and I could go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Thankfully, she's past the age for statutory rape but still...

File: 1493505316130.jpg (38KB, 466x470px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 466x470px

>>74856967
Calor sa ponemi den mal beis tambe.

>>74856901
Wew
Relax.
1) Obtain marketable skill
2) come here
It's seriously that easy. Problem is that 99% of people fail at point 1. With the massive unemployment we can't let people in legally who don't bring rare skills.

>>74857009
I'm 23 and have been on 4chan for, holy fuck it's been 6 years now...

>>74857009
Also, you are fat, have a jew nose and Quentin Tarantino chin

>>74857064
Okay... where's your gf at m8? I think I'm doing better than you

File: 1479132856129.png (210KB, 658x545px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 658x545px

How do I know they really Caribbean women look like and it's not plastic surgery or liposuction?

>>74857172
Go up to them, grab them by the tits and/or posterior and feel if it's real or not.

>>74857225
This

File: 1491631237638.png (43KB, 741x568px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 741x568px

Do Caribbean women really have real natural hair like in

>>74830610
>>74835829
>>74836701
>>74838297
>>74842909
>>74852637
>>74856542
>>74856711
>>74856801

?

>>74857007
You are literally the last person in this thread that has any ounce of real life experience to share, so go jump off a bridge.

>>74857045
E calor ta 50% di mi rabia aworaki

>>74857050
I have many marketable skills, but I have to be put in line behind the thousands of Ahmeds that can barely read.

Why did Portugal delete his post

File: Screenshot_20170514-213147.jpg (215KB, 1077x492px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 1077x492px

>>74858171
I gotchu senpai

>>74859114
Thanks but I already had it

File: 1494812362748.jpg (29KB, 480x280px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 480x280px

Forgot the picture

I dated a Jamaican grill when I was still in High School. Broke up after a month, she became a bitter vindictive cunt.

I don't blame Jamaica, and I would like to visit the country :>

>>74859237
>>74859114
DELETE THIS

File: 1494619953140.jpg (53KB, 660x716px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 660x716px

>all this neativity
how about we all inhale some drink and chill out

>>74859434
>and I would like to visit the country :>
#dont

File: 1494806874424-int.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>74859545
Hodido pell

>>74859587
Is she qt?

>>74859571
>#dont

wh-why?

>>74856917
Please don't talk about Boca, Ezequiel. You'll always be that relegated team.

>>74859587
You were too socially inept for that normie horsefaced cunt? Jesus christ man you're a goddamn loser.

Why do guys complain so much about the heat? Is air conditioning not that common/expensive there?

My routine would be rise up early, go swim at the beach. Come back, stay comfy inside with AC. Sunset time comes, go out for a walk/get groceries, repeat.

Doesn't sound that bad tbqhwyf

>>74859972
Cost of living is expensive. The traffic in the morning is too hectic to actually allow for you to go to the beach and back before you get ready to go to work. Or did you think we all got handouts or something?

>>74859795
either you see a memeie. all inclusive beach resort that you could get in florida for less and not have to leave the continental us or its shit

but you do you senpai, dont let me stop you

>>74859915
>normie horsefaced cunt
r00d desu. your standards may be the issue and not the availability of womwn

do you guys have a lot of haitians fleeing to your country?

they're like fucking lice.

they're everywhere.

File: 1493798958262.png (86KB, 387x336px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 387x336px

>>74859972
>Why do guys complain so much about the heat? Is air conditioning not that common/expensive there?
>My routine would be rise up early, go swim at the beach. Come back, stay comfy inside with AC. Sunset time comes, go out for a walk/get groceries, repeat.
>Doesn't sound that bad tbqhwyf

>>74860265
Yes

>>74860248
I didn't say I wouldn't date her, my standards are pretty below average and idc that much about looks except of course if she's fat (fuck fatties) and if she's hideously ugly. That's it.

>>74859995
>jobs
Yeah sorry didn't think about that
>handouts
Yeah sorry thought the mainland countries were giving you gibs

Honestly I just thought of some nice black fellas hanging out around the block surrounded by coconut and fruit trees not really doing much. To be fair I had experienced this very same feel when I was in the Caribbean and the border with Colombia and Panama. Really nice and welcoming guys but I think they didn't do much besides some fishing here and there. Possibly some other chores.

I actually lived in an awful hot place called Florida. The thing though is that everywhere you go there's AC so you live isolated from the heat except when you have to get in your car. I just simply thought you guys had adapted the same way. Going back to when I was in San Andres and Colombia/Panama border there wasn't AC and it truly was something else, I assure you I stood most of the day hidden in the shade and sleeping. Would go out to the beach about 2 hours before sunset and stay awake for the night. The heat wears me out and doesn't allow me to think straight so God bless you anons for living under those conditions and having the guts to work etc.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Indies_cricket_team#Squad
are caribbeans white?

>>74860314
Finally, a 1st worlder with a brain.

>>74860349 >>74860277
OOOH I WANNA TAKE YA

>>74860349
So anon if immigration/money wasn't an issue in which part of the world would you live so that it met your ideal weather standards?

>>74860412
The heat isn't a problem if I actually have something to do that isn't drinking. Because that's all there is to do on this stupid fucking rock. FL would be fine for me but anything colder with some nature would be nice too, maybe Texas or Indiana.

File: 1488508902213.jpg (232KB, 554x548px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 554x548px

>>74860388

>>74860453
Hm yeah drinking isn't that good for you, you should find a way to replace that habit with something else. Is higher education expensive there or are there limited jobs?

that's a really pretty girl in op's pic :/

>>74860525
All the young people leave for higher education abroad. The higher education here isn't exactly accredited anywhere worth a damn. Which comes back to the point of NO WOMEN because most of the women my age here left and the others that stayed are already married with children, horribly ugly and obese, or just want chad and even the chads fight eachother for the scraps, or I guess fuck underaged teens, but I'd never do that. There's bars everywhere because nobody is stupid enough to stay here unless they're drunk. And yeah, nothing else to do. Like really, I just want something to do, anything, I'm fucking dying here.

>>74860545
hello nigger

>>74860630
Yeah I can understand, that must be frustrating. Would you be desperate enough to come here and overstay your visa? At least there's work here and if you were to marry you'd have your papers.

>>74860703
I really don't want to be a filthy illegal, at least I haven't become that desperate yet. I was thinking of joining the Military if I became too crazy here and hopefully die in a blaze of glory while killing brown people in Syria for the Jews.

>>74830610
I have never actually heard of your country

>>74860656
h-hey cleetus

>>74860749
Well keep your head up and seriously try to find a healthier hobbie you are slowly killing yourself. We'll talk later anon I don't want these filthy burger faggots invading this general.

How do black people who browse 4chan deal with all the racism?

>>74836701
Not bad, awesome boobs, but ugly chin and eyes.
Face: 5/10. Body: 8/10.

File: 1494099218036.png (289KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 640x640px

>>74861012
Have you bought your Alex Jones water filter yet anon

>>74861012
Remind themselves that they're dealing with inbred neckbearded ever-losing basement dwellers.

>>74857377

Only if they take extra special care of it. A lot of the time it's wigs. heh.

>>74859545

why are you so cringe porto?

You know she's getting some as we speak.

File: påcha.png (271KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 400x400px

>boss is Barbadian
>hires a girl over the phone because she says she is also Barbadian
>she shows up
>is white, middle aged+, flabby, generally useless
>bossman wants to hire someone to pick up the slack
>this time will do actual interviews
>hires an early adult black chick with epic hair extensions
>shootin shit in the parking lot, having a smoke with her and the bossman
>"s'where u from"
>"Canada :D"
>"uh uh where u parents from?"
>"Oh they're from Canada :DD"
>"oh"
>silence
>"u remind me of a chick I met in Trinidad"
>"Where's that? :DDD"

File: main-qimg-dbdbcd02eea6c878836d6817371effa3.png (350KB, 446x420px) Image search: [Google]

350KB, 446x420px

>>74861379
lmao f a m

sounds like a funny guy to work for

>>74861100
just ordered it right now. thanks val!

/afr/ represent

>>74836701
Tutsis are qties

>ywn roll a Tutsi qt

what's /carib/ opinion on Haitians

idk much about them so give me a non-biased opinion like how are they perceived in your countries

P.S
any Haitians here ?

/int/ is making me have jungle fever. Never had the pleasure of a black chick.