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I am ANGLO

state of this attempt lmao

>>74826828

fuck off yank, i was making the nu-thread

go back to /cum/ dickhead

poofter

dont like yanks anymore

keep your opinions. ill keep my statistics

>>74826813
>>74826796
>>74826806

>>74826833
more like a pikey

>>74826838
screaming

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what do you think?

>>74826845
fuck off back to roochan you nu-male betaboi

Hmm, you were right about /x/

>>>/x/19008852

"cyber-attack", that is someone downloading a virus from a dodgy website

americans who cant afford medical care still die from middle age disease yet this yank think america is better because salaries are higher

>>74826871
looks bent

>>74826871
i like it x

>>74826881
charli is such a slag haha xx

is Hull a nice city?

>>74826881
she got any nudes?

>>74826845
you fucked up badly, if you weren't such an utter spakker sped mongo then maybe people would be using your thread

life in the US is objectively better than life in france


hat picture

>>74826886
or opened an executable emailed to them

either way they're a fucking idiot

>>74826851
The French are:

Less obese
Have a better diet
Better healthcare
An actual culture and history

americans are paying 6 figures for university education hahahah

>>74826905
people use "hull" as an example of a city that is not nice

objectively is the new literally

in its misuse, that is

you are a nigger if you have any of the following:

>a fetish for big asses
>a big dick
>listen to british music

does joe rogan live in colorado or washington state?

just wanked for 18 minutes

Plans lads?

>nothing for the next 4 hours (ideas?)
>squash
>cook a chilli
>drink a beer and pop a valium....try not to think about the gf

>he doesn't print off all the threads that he missed overnight from the archive to read on the bus to work
newfags

>>74826960
the 4th dimension

You are a nigger if your post ends in 74826954

how does one attain a slag gf, lads?

am a bit brown, does that help?

>>74826908
he posted his nu-thread first, fair is fair, unfortunately for me (this time around).

>>74826979
Carry a green marker to reply with as well?

>>74826960
he lives in liverpool

just moved across states lads

>>74826954
>listen to British music
Shit

Got a liter of absolutely shit scotch.

When is appropriate to begin drinking?

>>74826992
>slag gf
i dont think you understand how does it work

>>74826988
>>74827003
i think you blokes are having me on

>>74826979
>turns to page 4 of the thread
>sees good banter
>highlights it

ahhh yes very impressive

I know that's you taking a supernatural poo in the other thread lad

>>74827013
Whenever you feel like it.

>>74827013
>liter

FOY

>>74827019
*has you on*

want a british gf with a thick accent

>>74827013
it's always 5 o'clock somewhere

watching back to the future lads

didn't notice until now that jennifer was played by different actresses between the first and second parts

the first one was fitter

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>>74827021

>>74827046
They all sound thick.

bedroom smells like mint

Was told the yank slags would be gagging for the british cock

just seem to feign interest so far

>>74826833

waiting for my results

my mum did it and got 50% irish, 31% UK, 10% iberia, 6% europe west, 1% north africa

>>74827013
Pubs open at 11

>>74826999
>>74827020
yes of course i highlight stuff and write my own replies and i suppose sometimes i do reply to my own handwritten posts just to get (You)s can you blame me i am only human

>>74826833
You're Irish, just like every other English person.

>>74827082
MICKED

my ancestry profile localised 100% to a small pub with some of the finest pints found in europe lads

it's in my blood

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>>74826978

might go to a used bookstore and buy some philosophy and psychology books

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I am a Yank

Do your worst

>>74827078
anglophile girls don't go outside anymore, they're all in their basements on tumblr and watching doctor who

>>74827082
H-how do I apply?

>>74827121
foy

i wish i had a job

there's a servo nearby that's always hiring but such high turnover is a tad off-putting

>>74827013

what brand

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/6awv3h/facebook_users_will_be_given_new_legal_right_to/dhicgax/?st=j2okjv74&sh=d0394d9e

peak reddit

>>74826978
>>drink a beer and pop a valium...
You should do this first.

any of you lads read otto weininger?

>>74827146
>servo

NEVER appropriate australian culture again

>>74826871
thrilliant
>thrilled + brilliant

is middleborough a nice city?

ALRIGHT BOYS

HAHA

SUNDAY!

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>watch the rock for the first time (movie with nic cage)
>mfw the """""""bad""""""" guy is better than the good guys

>>74827139

AncestryDNA, 23andme, and several others offer it, it's not cheap (£80-£120), they send you a little kit, you spit in a tube and send it back.

>>74827078
You need to approach them and show interest, don't be a beta.

>>74827152
the new rick and morty episode is out? what the fuck am i doing here posting with you losers?

as they say in canada, peace oot

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>the weekend is over and work fear is setting in already

>>74826871
were you pissed?

i have literally no idea abotu cyber security or any of that shit so correct me if i'nm retarded but couldn't the NHS or whoever keep all their records offline and only accessable via systems with no internet acccess and then they literally cannot be hacked?

>>74827163
nah the yanks said it first

>>74827161
the bus driver?

>>74827194
Sounds a lot like what I do with ur mum.

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>£80-£120
>not cheap

only 225 sleeps until christmas

>>74827263
go to bed

>>74827284
wish you wouldn't mention the future

>>74827219
>tfw work Wednesday-Sunday

No one cares if you don’t like Beyoncé stop being a geek and killing the vibe

where is the biggest waterstones in the north west?

business idea: take lots of drugs and make an album

>Graduated with my MBA
>Traveled for 4 months before my job started
>Now I work 60 hour weeks
>Absolutely hate my fucking life
>See no reasonable way as to how to change it

Is pay worth it if I wake up miserable every morning?

>>74827290
lol

think it would be weird to have a gf who was into politics especially identity politics

>>74827239
yes, the modern world cripples us in that regard, but i use tor node plus proxy so i'm impossible to trace (gets backtraced)

>>74827349
>Now I work 60 hour weeks
wew

>>74827349
only you can answer that question, jack

>>74827339
Glasgow

>>74827185
No, it's a hell hole. North East in general is a nightmare.

virtually everyone works 35 hours a week here because thats the law

alri lads

why do brits name all their cities after yank cities? and they like to add "ham" to the end of all their original names too

>>74827349
Why don't you ask for reduced hours?

business idea: take lots of drugs and plunge into an inescapable spiral of depression

>>74827349
>Now I work 60 hour weeks
m8 you work to have a life, if life ain't worth the work than it's time to find something else. Stick with it until you find something though.

*moves into buckingham palace*

>>74827349
lmao
the state of yanks
I work 20 hours per week

need all the yanks canucks and aussies ITT to post their DNA tests

if you're under 50% british you're barred

>>74826833
>5% italy
wogged

>>74827419
i make 97k after tax

When you sit back and reflect it really blows your mind that England is flooded with pakis. Why did these meek, submissive people just accept it?

business idea: open real ale bar in kiev

>>74827194
Huh.. sounds fun!
Maybe I should do it.
Why are you doing it?

>>74827424
does irish count?

never worked a day in my life

>>74827441
buy some happiness then

>>74827454
no

>>74827444
You traded your country away instead of being called racist. Hope it was worth it.

what even happened with this cyber attack

what did it do?

>>74827444
because the news didn't report and the game is on and it'll probably go away if we don't think about

same old white people problems since a hundred years ago

>>74827444
enoch powell tried to warn them

>>74827441
are you happy though?
do you enjoy it?
no, you don't.
high pay, but at what cost?

>>74827349
have you considered sniffing copious amounts of gear?

>>74827456
i've worked a single day, and most of that was just sitting around in a car listening to music while someone else drove

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Got some images that I've been using for my phone wallpaper. Want to share them with you because I think they're nice

>>74827490
Just ransomware

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cyber attack on the NHS?

aha we'd better privatise it then. also ban the internet for safe measure.

>>74827441
haha cool m8 you have tonnes of time to spend it too

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bogpill me on birmingham

are the conspiracy theories true

>sad case looking for attention also boasts about how much money he makes

fuck off YANK

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>>74827526
This one's not very good for a wallpaper but I still like it

reminder radical centrists vote lib dems his year

>>74827194
This shit is the thing to invest in for the future with diversity.
Maybe not in China India or everywhere not White western European. Our children will be curious.
Maybe the eastern Euros will remind our fuzzy haired brown eyed mocha skinned children, if they don't become 'diverse' too obviously.

>>74827559
>>74827526
why would you think anybody even remotely cares about this

>>74827554
>abloo bloo my life sucks
>instantly brags about his life when what he's crying about is questioned

ahhh yes

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>>74827559
Like to imagine that this is my Italian or French or Spanish gf and then I walk out of the building onto the terrace and put my arms around her

>>74827498
are you happy?

>>74827548
What is that disgusting piece of shit doing next to a timeless old cathedral?

>>74827554
>>74827545
no my life still sucks

work 45 hours a week and earn 20 odd grand after tax

can i winge?

want to live in hartlepool

>>74827610
fuck off seriously

>gf made me do the toilet-roll test
>tfw failed

you've never driven drunk or distracted, have you?

>>74827627
fuck off NEET. I'm literally up at 6am for a conference call on a sunday while you're up because your NEET sleep schedule is so fucked and this is your wanking and anime time

>>74827630
lmao

Ouff lads just came in a Anglo girl

>>74827626
No mate, you don't.

>>74827645
at least you make 100k a year haha innit

>>74827637
distracted by your smile haha

hate South Park, Family Guy and all these fucking reddit cancer American cartoons for millennial freaks

>>74827630
now what?

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>>74826833
me too

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>>74827645
>He has to work out of hours

Sounds like a good life you've got there mate

>>74827599

>>74827599
are you 16?

>>74827645
>m-muh conference call wahhh muh life is so hard!

you're fucking pathetic

>>74827691
says the depressed NEET in his parents house

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>>74827668
i think i do

>>74827658
I'm sorry

>>74827645
wow that 100 k a year sounds fucking awesome m8, you have so much time off to spend it hahahaha so jealous of you

>>74827680
>>74826833
why didn't you use 23andme

Did a degree
Working a 40 hour week
Enjoying life

>>74827680
does 23andme count?
i was 53 percent british islander

That's one fat arse

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>"stop! Or I'll make you look really uncool!"

>>74827645
Fuck you lot are sensitive

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1784-E-Sundown-Dr_Coeur-D-Alene_ID_83815_M29600-65105#photo46

>a literal mansion in a white state in a premium resort town all for 380k

life isn't fair

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>>74827630
buy different toilet paper next time

>>74827702
first you come in here to complain about your life then when people offer advice you brag about how much money you make then complain about having to wake up early when people tell you to fuck off

you're a narcissist

>>74827727
ill just quit in a year and have more saved than you've earned in 5.

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>>74827728
i unironically did both
i wanted to do 23andme to see matrilineal and patrilineal lines

>>74827739
hey that's me haha

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getting high and watching death note lads

>>74827764
>0.1% african

hello nigger

>>74827756
Ordnung toilet paper.

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found some baby sheeps

would be nice to live in previous America

now its just filled with white trash and trayvons

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wonder if the irons will win

>>74827610
Then save and retire early. With how much you make you can have DECADES of free time to yourself compared to people making normal wages, you don't have a shitty job you have an amazing opportunity to retire early that most people don't get.

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>>74827758
>>74827750
>>74827727
>>74827691
>>74827674
>>74827627
>>74827545
>>74827518
>>74827498
>>74827466

is pepsi/vodka a nice mix?

I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate

>>74827783
>tfw high and monitoring this thread
1 bong till spain gp

>>74827814
No, but it'll get you drunk lad so who cares.

Did a degree
Unemployed for 8 months
Don't know anyone
Hating life

>>74827814
no. dont know why you lot do coke with vodka

dark with dark, clear with clear

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>3 garages
>£247,000

this kills the brit

>>74827811
jack!!!

>>74827814
get sierra mist instead

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>>74827764
Ahh yes, a yank who's more British than a literal runtasaurus rex on dole. No 60%ers here today.
Embarrassing lad, time to inbreed that race up.

>>74827840
happenstance of the gf i met on the degree

>gets the degree with me
>spends 9 months unemployed despite having a good pre-degree work CV
>getting depressed

i on the other hand spent a measly 3 months unemployed.

how do you brits deal with the weather being shit like three quarters of the year

when i went around your island as a tourist it was nice but it bummed me the fuck out

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>>74827849
>dark with dark, clear with clear
This.

>ask girl to come out on the town with me
>she says she's seeing a movie and I'm welcome to go
shit
hate movie dates and she's implied there are other people, don't really want to be the gargantuan plaything for her friends to mess around with all night, stuck out of conversations and generally being awkward

>>74827861
Don't live on a tiny island with no room if you want a giant suburban mcmasion in the middle of nowhere.

>black girls going to buy a slave from the Nazis

I love this show

>>74827861
Tornado bait lollypop stick house.
Are a few bricks so expensive over there?

>>74827453

Researched my family tree extensively a couple of years ago, my mother did the test so thought I might as well do it too and see what it reveals about my dads side of the family. Quite sure I'll be 50-60% UK, 25% irish, and 10-15% western europe but maybe there will be something unexpected in there, scandanavia, eastern europe, maybe jew.

>>74827814

sprite vodka

>>74827601
yes
I have a gf
and we go out to the pub often with our friends
very fun and enjoyable

>>74827888
the UK is a grim place to live in all honesty.

visually its largely unappealing due to the architecture and greyness

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>Ahh yes, a yank who's more British than a literal runtasaurus rex on dole

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>>74827880

>gf

alri lads

(You) a lad that is shit at fifa!

>>74827901
what show
?

>>74827548

after london it became the second city in the UK to drop under 50% white british

>>74827950
OITNB

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Did a tinder boost and my only match was this trans person

Might just forget about trying to meet people for a while

>>74827943
sports games are for jerkbags

>>74827935
she's no longer in the UK and I haven't so much as spoken to another girl in 6 months.

back into full on >Tfw no gf

>>74827915
Yes, our construction stands aren't as good so the industry isn't set up to provide the kind of materials you lot are used to for a decent price.

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hitler did a lot of things wrong

know what he didn't do wrong though?
fashion.

>>74827680

Racist genetics mate

You need some african blood injected in you

>>74827958
go for it lad

been up since 3am from the jetlag from japan

do i just try and stay up the whole day now? (6am)

>>74827958
meet the transperson.

>>74827987
bit bent

>>74827958
hm, can't say I wouldnt

>>74827970
At least you have space. I envy you.

>>74827976
hitler didn't do anything wrong

>>74827958
does it tell girls that you are boosting?

>>74828006
can think of a few things actually

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found a hill

hitler not winning is the only thing he did wrong

>>74828021
tell me what they were and i'll tell you why they weren't wrong

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>>74827967

>foreign gf

>>74828036
now that looks like somewhere i would like to live

cant understand city runts and their love for the concrete jungle

>>74828036
>winter
Ugly

>>74828043
killed jewish people

>>74827705
Nein.
You're romanticising it from afar mate.

>>74828043
1. Ordering panzers to stop outside of Dunkirk
2. Shifting to terror bombing instead of industrial targets which was proving effective in the battle of Britain
3. cancelling weapons research programs such as the StG_44 (which was ignored) because he thought the war was won
4. Having Italian allies
5. Having Japanese allies
6. Being too ambitious in an invasion of Russia
7. Having too many objectives in an invasion of Russia
8. Moving panzer divisions around russia like chess pieces.
9. Treating the front as if they were fixed positions and ordering no one to be able to retreat.
10. Trying to wage an offensive attrition warfare against an army twice your size.
11. Declaring that Ukrainians, a willing ally to fight against the Russians to be subhumans
12. Not having your army prepared for a Russian winter.
13. Giving priority to the SS over the Army in train service (jews shipped to camps were given priority over munitions, food, etc to the soldiers at the front)
14. Giving impossible tasks and getting pissed when your generals failed their objectives.
15. Removing any staff that didn't agree with you.
16. Declaring war on the USA when you didn't have to.
17. Losing the battle of the atlantic because you refused to build anything other than tanks
18. Not allowing German women to work in German factories
19. Assaulting Kursk when the Russians had 2 months to prepare a defense
20. Ordering the 6th army to try to take both the Caucuses and Stalingrad when they could have done only one of them with relative ease
21. Declaring fortress cities
22. Insisting on building bombers instead of fighter planes
23. Not shooting himself in the head sooner

>>74828036
does really britain not have any mountains? i seem to recall hogwarts being in a fucking mountainous area

my symptoms seem to go away at night and I sleep really peacefully, but about 10 miniutes after I wake up I begin to feel like shit again. hm..

>>74828039
but if he won the new German reich might have been swamped by some cultural revolution of sorts decades latter anyways.

with his loss Germany and he himself become martyrs

Doing a chronic depression episode.

haha why the did the japs join up with the nazis anyway ahhaha

doesnt seem like them

>>74828071
yes
pennines
parts of scotland
most of wales

canadians are, quintessentially, the worst posters alive

love, the /int/ community

>>74827861
>front of your house is all garage
deplorable

>>74828069
won't be replying to this post

>>74828105
they'd be the worst posters dead too if i got a hold of em

going to do a massive sloppy hangover shit

wish me luck

>>74828111
you just did.

OWNED you

>>74828071
Mate half of Britain is one long mountain range.

>>74828128
>>74828105
good lads, great posts

>>74828143
ta

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>>74828136
drat!

>>74827958

give it a few days

did you make sure you were swiping during and after the boost?

>>74828071
British mountains are shit, they're essentially hills

I went up the highest mountain in the country and there were locals walking their dogs up and down

Fucking shit scenery here

You also have to travel to remote places like Scotland to find them

Hate lowlands
Love peaks

the race starts in about 40 minutes lads

>>74827924
>visually its largely unappealing due to the architecture and greyness
Stop being poor and move to London.

>>74828163
t. doesn't know what a hill or a mountain is

>>74827160
playing squash though senpai

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>>74827888
>how do you brits deal with the weather being shit like three quarters of the year
Sun makes me feel sick, you adapt to the garbage.

If 'gross' is yankism, then what do Britons say?

>>74828159
I used all my swipes up during the boost, swipe again in 12 hours

>>74828191
wank

>>74828191
rank

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So, how do you all feel about Eurovision

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Find me someone more mixed than the woman in this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjXJmMxqBk

34% european, 34% middle east, 12% native american, 11% african, 7% caucaus, 2% central asian

>>74828191
yucky

>>74828189
Unless you are ginger i'd reconsider that no sun thing
it accounts for most of your vitamin d and loads of other stuff, its supposed to have a role in mental health as well

>>74828191
icky

>>74828191
Vile
Foul
Rank

>>74828205
love aussies

just watched a webm of a guy scooping shit out of public toilets, shitting cum out of his ass into it and putting it all in a bag over his head

How does someones brain get so fucked up this turns them on?

>>74828178
I've lived in london, I've lived in smaller nice provincial towns and I've lived in shitholes.

They're all equally as shit, besides a select few areas.

>>74828191
dutty

>>74828205
me with the australian flag around my neck and my jocks around my knees

stinky poo poo farts and smelly doo doo

boys have penises, girls have vaginas!!!

>>74828222
link?

>>74828191
foul, grim

Was out with a few mates last night and this fat bird was telling one of the girls how could "never date a fatty" and that she wanted a man who could pick her up. Was holding back a screech the entire time

>>74828238
it's on /b/ in a non-porn webm thread

Wanted to deter myself from fapping and that did the job

>>74828198

hmmm

I just boosted once a week on 'der plus so I had unlimited swipes. You should still get a few matches in the next few days

>>74828079
there is no honour in martyrdom

the german people are being wiped from the face of the earth and there's nothing honourable or good about that

>>74828235
>girls have vaginas!!!

what a bunch of slags

>>74828257
link?

>>74828206
>palestinian and venezuelan
islamig gommunism

>>74828206
Christ she looks creepy as fuck.
That's so much makeup.

>>74828213
Cheers but I do get a decent amount of sun, when it's (rarely) out I go in the garden with my dog. Still makes me feel pukey though, it's odd.

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>>74828201
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>>74828246
Thanks x

>>74828205
>Turkey

>>74828217
This was a FALSE FLAG by some Ukrainian cunt

what doth life?

>>74828254
ah yes going out with friends and women, i can relate to this

>>74828273
cutting the ol' toe nails lads.

>>74828206
>34% european, 34% middle east,
>Wears a hijab
Why are we so fucking cucked.

>>74828270
>the german people are being wiped from the face of the earth and there's nothing honourable or good about that
it's their own choice to die out

>>74828187
Thought you were drinking Robinsons or some shite.

>>74828105
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>>74828154
samefag

>>74828299
Danced and drank and almost got in a fight with some chav. Was good fun mate you should come next weekend

>>74828324
all me

don't think my ancestry results would be that interesting 2bh

ancestors were farmers on either ends of Ireland

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>>74828324
No, in fact none of them were me

>>74828327
i remember trying that life style of going out and having fun.

i'd sit there not really knowing what to say and end up just spending the night following my 'friends' around.

do brits bet on sports excessively?
why?

girls literally bury their heads in the sheets while we hammer away at their pussies and bumholes

they also let us cover them with ejaculate

whats wrong with them? have they no dignity?

britain used to be beautiful

now it looks like a giant council estate

>>74828354
You didn't drink enough

le back to the 1950's meme

seeing weird, disgusting fetishes almost makes me want to be asexual desu

after knowing there are people who like having bugs and shit shoved in their holes sex suddenly seems disgusting

>>74828356
whilst australians can go surfing or enjoy their natural surroundings or go on long road trips or play sports in the sun or go fishing or generally enjoy an outdoorsy lifestyle

britain is a grim shit hole where the only leisure activity is pub and sports happens to be on the screen at the pub

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>telling women a 'secret'
fucking embarrassing, there is no such with a woman unless her life is threatened or she's promised a monetary reward for keeping

>>74828290
the moment he wrapped that flag around his shoulders, the australian spirit gave him strength and compelled him to do what he did

>>74828394
My fetish is women rimming a guy, nothing better than seeing a cute girl look up as she massages some lads arsehole

could really do with a bumming rn ngl

>>74828340
yes of course they were

everyone's ancestors were fucking farmers

>>74828366
They enjoy it

>This MRA Yank

>>74828321
no its not they didnt say 'please let in millions of middle eastern and african men!'

they didnt ask to be occupied by foreign militaries, occupation that continues to this day


in fact germany is dying out because of british jealousy, simple as

>>74828426
maybe he initiated the divorce?

>>74828426
>>74828426
Don't see how this is pathetic. They're divorced but aren't bitter towards each other.

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alice

>>74828426
wew

>>74828430
that's not really that weird

anything dealing with shit, vomit, bugs/animals, death etc however

Other Countries:
>lets go hiking
>or camping
>or to the beach
>or skiing
>or scuba diving
>or kayaking

UK
>lets go to the pub
>watch footy at the pub
>then club
>then kebab

>>74827800
where is this? looks a lot like northern england

>>74828340
Upa RA

>>74828446
Britain along with the rest of western and northern europe is being replaced as well.

>>74828469
haunting

>>74828394
Seeing vaginas up close grosses me out but I'm not gay. Honestly find it quite hard to get off to non-blowjob porn.

>>74828447
>divorcing MEW
yeah I'm sure it was his choice mate

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>>74828476
north yorkshire

>>74828449
he's clearly still in love with her and she just uses him as an emotional pillow while she goes and shags chad and tyrone

thats pathetic

>>74828500
maybe he had his eyes set on someone else.

>>74828469
Sometimes we go to different pubs

>>74828495
even tight, well kept vaginas? I used to be the same but as long as it's nice looking I love the look of them

>>74828447
yeah not likely ay