/brit/

What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?

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>>74822307

can I stay here brits? asean went all muslim on me

>>74822321
Depends on how attractive she is and how much she likes you

>>74822321
chilly

>>74822349
sure, these are JF hours anyway

>>74822349
Always welcome.

>>74822329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STpUUuiMzuw

>>74822349
u the real refugee senpai

>was just listening to East 1999 earlier
get out of my head
I miss good midwest rap

>>74822321
If you get nervous your captain roger won't raise the booms so go into the bathroom and whack him with a rolled up magazine your mum keeps by the toilet and he will get right and hard.

But be careful if you've never put the condom on before he might get all droopy again because he doesn't know whats going on.

Try on the condom before hand so you get used to how funny and weird it is alright?

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>>74822388
had to move out of my hometown because it turned into a shithole

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Like this shit if you up

>>74822388
>africans
>native americans
>abos
>maoris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iStHZStfWqM

>got fat from lifting
>broke my hand and had to spend 3 months out of gym
>golden opportunity to cut away the fat

instead
>managed to lose a substantial amount of muscle and keep every kilo of fat

feels really bad lads, how did i let this happen

>>74822400
That is a sad cat indeed

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too many wypipo

>>74822402
thiqq

>>74822391
bone thugs are from memphis. isn't that more southern than midwest?

>>74822423
ayo where da brothas at b?

>>74822417
you need to keep active and switch to some low impact cardio so you can heal

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>>74822423
if they stopped doing drugs and killing each other then maybe they'd be there

well good morning

Ugh my dad is being racist again :(

What should I do lads

>>74822381
Were Flips your first conquest as a newly formed empire? Does Mexico count? Not sure

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I'm drunk as shit and about to photoshop one of my FB lady friends into porn lads.

>>74822429
they're from Ohio I'm pretty sure

>>74822467
Cleveland to be specific

i cally my willy "Willy Willerson, first of his name" lol

>>74822467
ahhh yes
they're from cleveland
though they were from memphis because three six mafia dissed them

>74822307
early mongoloid cunt

>>74822486
More like Willy Butts haha.

(Coz u put it in bums).

>>74822501
>British """culture"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

>>74822461
batter him with a sock lock

>>74822406
Bretty good.
Reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1An2pjS4mKE

Is PJW a bit retarded? Why all the shouty stuff?

>>74822380
damn son whered u find this one
I got family in Memphis and I hadn't even heard that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1TQRqfvj4k

>>74822467
Memphis fits in with the Dirty South
Up there with Atlanta and Texas as far as Southern rap influence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W2jLb7AM3s

and then there's Florida...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1yha-FsfJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF_bdZ6gdLc

>>74822501
yea ur mums bum lel

>>74822543
to make sure everyone is able to understand what he's saying

>>74822543
can't wait until his meme magic runs out and he has to get a real job

shakira shakira

Photoshopping me friend's face onto Riley Reid's body lads.

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>>74822543
>>74822562
haha hey lads i found the leftists

>>74822549
damn listened to that exact tommy wright III song yesterday
for skinny pimp idk he was a frequent collaborator of 36 mafia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2enNu8H6uw

>>74822568
>Riley Reid's
meh

Going to buy a tinder boost tonight

just pwned some irish noob on the chon ladderinos

>>74822581
I'm a deano leaning radical centrist sorry mate

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>>74821156
http://www.mrspring.info/vbulletin/showthread.php?3220-March-2017
Sat 11-03-2017 video

http://www.rte.ie/radio/radioplayer/rteradiowebpage.html#!rii=b1%5F10723247%5F1154%5F14%2D05%2D2017%5F
Michael Bailey on form again in the final hour
Sunil Shaw with technobangers in the first

>>74822595
ah yes

deanos typically have anxiety attacks at parties don't they

>>74822588
Are you homosexual?

>>74822349
Flips are bro-tier until you insult their favorite folk guitarist and then you get stabbed to death

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>>74822604

Black people are the victims of institutional racism.

>>74822610
no
just don't find her very good

>>74822627
can you share specifically good/funny moments of a random tim video?
only if you want to

Listening to Ke$ha lads

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>>74822627

>>74822642
Than you don't know shit about porn. Riley Reid's vulva is top fucking notch you homo.

>>74822656
just go on any video, his bizarre rambling is pretty funny in a sad way

>>74822668
i've got an extensive list of my favourites
i'm a connoisseur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4qntzxdoF0

>>74822635
*nods in agreement*

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>>74822635
foy

>>74822684
howling

>>74822551
I have two dads.

>>74822392
>Wanting a kid that doesn't look like either parent.

>>74822732
little racist hmm

>>74822693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGKCXQOKhg

>>74822684
ha. can you imagine unwittingly becoming a fucking meme where there's hundreds of shooped photos featuring your hairstyle.

>>74822392
>>74822732
he looks Indian lol
little pajeet is born

got drunk again last night lads

in social setting though with other people around me

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Okay lads, rate my photoshop skills and my friend on a scale of 1-10.

not even racist but the left's incessant obsession over race is making me want to be racist to spite them

>>74822773
That's a common cause.

>>74822372
>>74822378
>>74822381
>>74822611
thanks fellas, will lurk until I understand the ways of the white people

>>74822392
>bfwm

excellent

>>74822746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnD-6-f3Aqo

>>74822392
A Black Woman and White Man Had a Baby...And Its Beautiful

>>74822541
I really like that. Nice video too.

imagine being non-white...boggles the mind...

>>74822785
>scots
>white

Good luck

>>74822586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXLpjhD4H9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0YDTMrCW3Q

HATE Chicago
HATE
CHICAGO

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>here's your Shart Deluxe™ sir!

I've never really met a negroe

>>74822635
[Mentions Liberia]

>>74822833
>Wait, sir..? My tip?

>>74822821
nah i like the drill scene. theres some really good stuff in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InGfc-A4hFo

Have yet to see a /brit/ thread without shitty provocative bait.

>>74822798
Have a few great tunes.
Two sisters and the lad.
Lad caught cancer, checked out permanently and that was the end of them. Such a pity. Potential af

was once in a loving and sexual relationship.

been a long time since i've even spoken to a woman my age though.

my past life seems to be only a distant memory which i'm not even fully sure actually happened. a phantasm of sorts.

>>74822392
Ok, I'm racist?

Now what?

>>74822948
FONT

>>74822948
how long ago was that?

subhumans should be exterminated

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>>74822976
Now I kick your ass

>>74822868
Sounds like Bodymore without the heroin. Most of those kids aint about shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA4xvmH3WSQ

If you want stupid and violent though, look into Florida. It's Atlanta on even more crack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r0UR-M_9OE

>>74823014
Why, I didn't start this, they did

>>74823028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0InSlbNakOs

*does super funny dance while entering thread*

hahahaha

>>74823053
*cracks knuckles*
time I finished this

downloaded a YIFY torrent once

>>74822846
>implying giving a bunch of poor black people land surrounded by other poor black people would result in anything other than squalor

typical white tricks

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gang gang gang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww6cppfp_xc

got so drunk I threw up yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZSaNTpyn2U

Bono might be a wanker but he writes great choons.

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theory: theresa may's vagina is become sentient and has taken over control

>lunchtime kick off on a Sunday

NOT a fan

Who here is celebrating Mother's Day?

>>74823028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VsmJgxX5fs you should listen to this tape by no limit recordz. master p is a genius

do you know about devin the dude? he's the only "old" florida guy i know
discovered florida with raider klan in 2011 ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riuJ9NcXMrM one of the goat dj screw song

>>74823115
Mother's Day was in March anon

might never drink again

>>74823115
mom abandoned me 15 years ago because she thought i was retarded

don't even know if she's alive anymore. don't care either

>>74823132
FUCK IT!
Do you think I can get a refund two months later?

>>74823153
Are you retarded?

>>74823099
>freed black slaves immigrated to their newly established nation on another continent and immediately enslaved the natives, establishing the same plantation style slavery system which later devolved into gang-style tribal warfare and eventually resulted in trophy-cannibalism, mass poverty, a non-existent national economy, and an HIV epidemic.

Exactly what they did with their freedom here, just in a country that effectively eliminated it's law enforcement and therefore government control.

>>74823156
what kind of a fucking mong are you haha

>>74823153
ouch

cuppa alri

>>74823174
dsfdgtrthfghfg

>>74823174
no, i'm too smart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Pbx_MPQns

>>74823202
*to

>>74823181
The best type. The type that purchases a card for his mother for a holiday propagated by the Jewish Floral industry.

>>74823202
>too

hmm

>>74823109
Roy bringing it to life. Impressive. Shame Jupiter orbits Bonos head these days.

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>the Jewish Floral industry

tfw too intelligent to take multivitamins

shan't be drinking again for a while

>>74823222
me x

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dont mess with me sunshine

who /brit/ here?

*shakes your cock up and down as if im shaking your hand*

nice to meet you lad

>>74823262
kev is NOT a big guy

>>74823253
throwaway email?

>>74823266
are u gay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er4am1Gnhdk

boi

>>74823262
why is he wearing 2 watches

gonna be hungover on mother's day

still going to drink at the lunch get together, what's she gonna do have me arrested again?

I was sunbathing the other day and a fella stood in front of me, so I told him 'don't mess with me sunshine'

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What now, bigots?

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>>74823274
i lied

i'm only 28

ah yes the ever-present question whether to sugar or not to sugar

Given equally skinny girls, would you rather one with a big arse or big tits?

im a poof

>>74823298
http://careers.7-eleven.com/careers/Careers.html

>>74823298
hopefully they don't corrupt him with politics

>>74823315
poof*

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

>>74823312
a fine pair of chebs for me thank you

>>74823331
*poof

>>74823315
Least you're not Strayan eh?

can feel another shit brewing in the bowels

>>74823354
alcohol shits are awful

>>74823312
tits please x

>>74823315
bender

R.I.P GloGang Capo
prayers go out. G.I.P 7/11/15

Would pay good money to see Cara have a go at some crust punk covers

>>74823380
you realise you're ony improving the image of y*nk posters?

>>74823312
arse, never "got" the appeal of large chebs

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>>74822349

who would win in a bare knuckle cage match, kev or tim+reviewbrah?

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alright piggies, pay up

>>74823413
Tim could flip them both drunk with 1 hand

what happened to all those spackers who were obsessed with the commie slags

have they all buggered off?

>>74823443
ran out of funds for utilities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSfxHSIQVos

>>74823434
tim is a fat fucking schizophrenic cunt who should be lobotomized

house is clean as fuck. no open windows or nothin'
(Two) flying cockroaches found in my kitchen.

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Hmmmm

>>74823462
that's entirely irrelevant

>>74823413
Tim would win. Crazy people are always good in a fight.

>>74823462
fuck off tim's a1 rated pilot
https://www.youtube.com/user/AUTimByrne1

kinda disgusting that the only reasonable man left in the old England is a poofter with a Greek last name

almost 23 and I still can't decide between arse and chebs

>>74823474
tim is really fat though

kev plays hockey

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Opinions on pints?

idunno I could see Tim having enough of it and kicking some cunts teeth down his throat with his jaw clenched

on that note, g'night

>>74823513
hate them
HATE them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqEB0MyGdY

>>74823512
kev isnt crazy he just has a grim life

>>74823513
love 'em
plain as day

>>74823472
Ive seen this a few times, it works the exact opposite of actual nogs but it requires some cunt mental enough to root one

>>74823513
big fan now

lesser fan in a few hours

>>74823464
Never seen a real cockroach except in pet shops.
You live in Africa or something?

>>74823512
Makes no difference. Tim would think nothing of biting a chunk out of a man's face.

remember the spacker who tried to act like he was a normie and said he drinks from a pint glass at house parties

Who is this Tim fellow. Can someone post a video of him

I don't like trump as president can't they just impeach him

>>74823536
North Carolina but we've got african locals :)

>>74823513
Gonna start on my first one in about half an hour.

LOVE them.

me and me misso are sitting down watching some telly while i have a pint on a lazy sunday arvo. I take a sip of my pint and say I love you. The misso says aww thanks and I tell her to shut up because I wasnt talking to her.

love pints simple as

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Unironically me

>>74823577
absolutely revolting post

>start typing story
>it's too long so delete
>depression sets in again

>>74823578
seems like the top and bottom of my picture arent loading haha

>>74823556
JK bro. I felt mean as soon as I clicked post.

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>>74823577

77
shut the fuck up you stupid australian bastard

Used to drink jaegermeister from the bottle

>>74823578
me on the left (and the right if you make me angry)

>>74823598
nah yer fine
It's the swampy marshy lower east coast that makes it so habitable for them.
Summers are a bitch here because of the mosquitoes and insects.

went over to my mates house party and ordered a pint

love pints simple as

Are Australians welcome in these threads still or was it just eurovision excitement?

im a vampire lads

love pints (of blood) simple as

I reckon I could heem approx. 72% of this thread including that daft yokel

is irish the primary forebear of aussies?`

>>74823644
I will literally send your chin on a round-the-world trip with no stop-overs mate

thread gimmick: we all use tripcodes

Why are lebanese women the most beautiful in the world

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>>74823644
/brit/ is an Australian sub'dit

>>74823644

fuck off subhuman paki

rick and morty might be on tonight lads *burp*

Where can I find a scouse lass to spoon?

Heavily assuming no women post here

eric of the spacing guild

>>74823712
th-tha-*burp*that's good to know it's been way too long ya know? like i've been wa-waiting so long for it

>>74823728
*burp*
Fuck off retard, go stare the floor while sipping a soft drink at a party

put your trips on lads hahahah come on now

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>>74823550

>>74823760
shouldn't this be proof that he's at least browsed /brit/ before a few times?

We've tried the trip gimmick before and it didn't work. The latest gimmick is to reply to people without quoting them in any way

>>74823779
nah we discovered tim because of reviewbrah

>>74823656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8zCv0AHnCs

>>74823779

Tim is mainstream

we dem boys!!

>>74823801
the story unfolds further

got the tonsil stone out

>>74823800
don't like that gimmick

how in the fuck can you watch a show in the year of our lord 2017 where every ""joke"" is proceeded by perfunctory laughter and an equally lame ""quip"" followed by uproarious laughter?

just rolled a doobskin

ahhh fuck its raining outside

just got rid of some greenery laced with embalming fluid to this shaggy auscunt

Hip flexors are so sore

ahhh fuck its raining inside

*spins fidget spinner*

hahaha cool right??

>>74823904

I'll stretch you out, lad

*Stretches you*

Third person to respond to this post decides what I wank to

>>74823904

I'll stretch you out, lad

*Stretches you out*

>>74823810
Wish cunts would leave Tim be.

>>74823964
tim's a fuckwit

hmm, Jane Moore of The S*n
conclusion: ABSOLUTELY PLEBEIAN

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23 whole hours free + 54 minutes on top of that

>>74823977
He's our fuckwit.

>>74823984
and then what lad?

>>74824011
won't say

>>74823984
if you hate your job so much then make a change

gonna watch some sense8 lads
maybe a cheeky smoke

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>>74824011

>>74823872
if you are unable to suspend disbelief, you need to work on your imagination. watch less anime too, thats never a bad thing.

>>74823964
On one hand it's more entertaining when people mess him about, but on the other hand i feel a bit sorry for him because he's so paranoid & delusional.

They'll probably get bored of messing him about after a while.

>>74824021
you're never sure to find a job after leaving one
and he might find a new job thats even worse than his current one

>"The patriotic working class"
does this mean the stupid lot whose votes can be won by waving flags, jingoism and talking-up foreign threats bigger than what they actually are?

Hi
Seen guardians of reddit
Was alri but quippy as i thought and chock full of dick jokes

>>74824021
then he couldn't shitpost about

2bh i quite like the wagies posting

>>74824049
then start looking for another job now

Why are white people so racist?

>>74824021
my job is ok
i just hate spending 40% of my waking hours there (and having at least another 20% of my waking hours revolve around that 40%)

>>74824052
normies know no humour beyond willies and baginas

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>>74824067
Privilege

>>74824037
it's always sunny is a good example of a modern comedy show

it might have formula but it doesn't use it's pavlovian bell to goad you into thinking the writing is funny

>>74824077
Neither do i but yanks cant pull it off (laughter)

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Employment

>>74824050
precisely.

in the UK people who disparage the under classes and lower-middle class deanos always go on about how noble the working classes are.

precisely for the reasons you're saying.
>make the working class feel ennobled
>easier to get them to follow you're agenda

>>74824067

Because everyone else sucks

>>74824067
Slavery

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>>74824088
>tfw you realise that the only reason you're given weekends is because the employer thinks it will make you more productive at work
>they aren't supposed to be breaks for your leisure, just a recharge for your labour

>>74824088
please remove this post

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>>74824088
>tomorrow

>>74824084
not seen that, dont really watch much aside from bbc4 nowadays thats from tv.

>>74824045
He thinks he's being messed around regardless though tbf. People walking past his flat or putting the washing out are part of some conspiracy against him according to are Tim.

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You better hope that your posts aren't being archived.

>>74824126

screeching at the state of wagies lives

doing no-porn

do feet count?

>>74824145
that skin is horrifc closeup, imagine having to stand there and spray that wrinkly old cunt orange every week.

Talked to my m8 the other day and he sais

>my gf is real into feet

You fucked her feet?

>she fucked mine

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11 hours and 14 minutes

>>74824150
Question for the feet lovers

Do you get turned on by male feet when they're feminine?

Some cunt at the gas station yelled at me for not cutting the line.

>>74824150
What's the point of no-porn if you're still masturbating anyway?

>>74824142
if you only stream specific shows does that count as watching TV?

>>74824189
muh brain

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>>74824136
Fixed ya pic mate

>>74824186
>gas station
foy

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>>74824164
He should get some bio oil on there.

On day 17 of no-poo
Starting to really struggle after dinner

>>74824189
because i dont have any other way of clearing my bollocks of my baby batter. no-porn however is supposed to unhook me off watching other people having sex. nofap is just a meme
>>74824182
i guess it depends if you're into feminine penis or not

On day 10 of no-candleja

>there are """"""""""men"""""""""" out there who buy pornstars gifts

>>74824196
probably, its still tv on demand i suppose. not sure it needs strict category though, view what you want and call it what you want. literally havent watched a tv series in several years, prefer reading unless theres a good doc on bbc4. or snooker, will admit to a strange fascination with it.

>>74824219
Serious lad

If the feet turn you on then why does it matter?

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Just yelled at some yankee blow-in for not releasing gas at the station!

on day 3 of no breathe lads
starting to go a bit purple haha x

>>74824213
>no-poo
enjoy your bowel cancer

day 1 of no air
feeling a bit light headed

>>74824232
findom is patrician

>there are """""piggies""""" out there who don't pay up

>>74824209
he would look like a melting orange lolly

day 0 of no procrastination

>>74824237
there is a psychological thing i guess. for example some people think a trap looks attractive but are repulsed by the idea of shagging a man. same thing plausibly extends to feet.

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Just a reminder, this is what Tim looked like when he had a job.

Business idea: day 1

find rosie repulsive 2bh

>>74824262
You can still see the seething insanity

making a change

>>74824262
wonder what triggered his underlying mental problems

>>74824262
What did he use to do?

>>74824260
Sounds a bit sexist/transphobic to me

year 22 of no gf

>>74824262
i feel the only interesting part of tim's story is the past-life.

dig up more on that and i'll pay attention. at the moment its just a rambling weirdo.

As I've said before /brit/'s best character study is Kev. Then poley. Poley has had some stellar story-arcs, whereas tim just does the same thing everyday.

>>74824262

where did it all go so wrong

want rosie to squash my bollocks but instead she squashes my bank account balance xx

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>>74824294
why bother

gfs are like pets only much more expensive

>>74824283
put it this way - male and females have different pheromones. so a feminine male's feet would still be distinctly male. someone on hormones would be different, but even testorone and male hormones will have shaped the anatomy differently beforehand in most cases.

>>74824307
Sounds like something a Canadian would say

>>74824307
you get to hav sex with them

>>74824295
the greatest part about kev is that he never posted here hahahaha an entire forum talking about him and knowing him while he has never posted here

>>74824295
I like the endless repetition of Tim's life with the subtle differences over time that gradually erupt into dramatic episodes. Pure kino.

That new guitar is fucking horrible though, can't even watch the parts where he plays it.

>>74824262
why aren't his eyes pointing towards the camera?

Lets try to get to 400 posts guys

>>74824334
yeah it's quite funny that he knows. feel bad for him though, you had runts like thairorke taking the piss out of him.

I always felt a soft-spot for him, because he was basically one of us. plodding through life, with unachieved hopes and dreams, lonely but still found things to be excited about.
>>74824335
sounds like the ol' 'tism.
Tim's only points of interest are his past-life, and his coined phrases and wording choices. besides that he's got nothing.

gonna change flats soon
moving into a smaller one

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ah yes, truly an intellectual hivemind

>macron being driven away in a Citroen DS

fucking manlets

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>>74824320
>imblyink

how do I get toned

>>74824356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egMWlD3fLJ8

>>74824395

Diet and exercise

You're carving stone, not melting wax, so it'll take time x

>news just casually mentioning how Macron will be given the nuclear codes

Ah yes but when trump became president it was all "HE WILL HAVE THE NUCLEAR CODES OKG AAAHHHHHHHHHH PRESIDENCIES ARE A STUPID IDEA ANYWAY WHY SHOULD ONE MAN HAVE THE POWER"

>>74824417
alri

Just seen a ripped black lad go into the hotel elevator with an older, overweight, anxious looking British female.

Sex tourism is real.

>>74824417
Macron isn't a geriatric reality tv star

>>74824438
this lol

>>74824417
Yank