/brit/

anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcUZrDX5P7A

*does a hum*

>>74814307
needs more jpeg

Might be bent lads

*sticks finger up my bum*


Ooooh, most definetly bent

yanks who post in /brit/ are even more bent than the bent brits (nominal and per capita)

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Bulgarian twink

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any other maisie williams enthusiasts on /brit/ tonight?

State of this fat nigger Yank spamming a moony pic on /brit/

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anime

Irish knackers are a million times harder than English chavs

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>>74814421
always

wish the chavs outside my window would shut the fuck up so i could sleep, tempted to call the police

>>74814338
right wingers really are weird

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kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bprjHYY90lo

*does a hum*

[failed quads]3
bent twat

>>74814389
how does someone even care about such a thing?
Is it a point of every image posted to immediately check the extension and then post about it if it's not png?

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>>74814388
>why is there fire
I could ask you the same thing, mate.

>>74814421
>>74814442
goblin

>>74814478
absolute retard

>>74814439
Well duh.
No one fucks with the Travellers.

>>74814478
2bh i made the image, created the thread, and posted that reply criticising the image quality

>>74814454
>Calum Woods
>registered banter merchant

would vote for desu

Can't remember the last time I washed my hands after a poo

>>74814460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhyORjJ00Rk

love music autism

>>74814454
creasing

>LOOK!!! It's me!!! Fotball ynak! I love soccer lads ahhhahahallaajajajajaja love soccer! I'm football yank! Pay attention! I don't rate pogba!!!1111!!!REEE it's FUTBÓL yankeee!!

They claim a quantum computer on the head of a pin could obtain consciousness. Imagine a quantum mind the size of the Universe?

/brit/ is terrible tonight
what's wrong with you all? had too much sugar?

>>74814556
what the fuck are you on about?

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Why do you drink so much?

>>74814559
Yanks and Paddies

>>74814559
did a cackle at this post
something inherently funny about it from every angle

>>74814553
t. Pogba fan

>>74814491
this is clearly unintended fire, as opposed to the american fire chimneys

you look to me, and ask "Joe, do you rate Pogba?". I pause and take a pull on my cigarette. I look back at you and exhale. "No. No I do not."

Why do so many Scottish people roleplay as Irish people? Very weird, very creepy

>>74814587
why do you fuck children so much

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daily reminder

>>74814588
No just yanks

Leeds? Oh you mean North Wakefield

>>74814537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

>>74814556
>They claim a quantum computer on the head of a pin could obtain consciousness
not one person who actually knows anything about quantum computing or AI claims anything this fucking stupid
Want you out of business and out of my thread

>>74814587
https://www.wikipedia.org/

so was the eurovision as retardedly enjoyable as it always is?

hope the tajikistan and paraguayan entries were as good as they were last year

>>74814612
Scottish people are Irish

>>74814654
It was good, watch it.

Best year I've seen so far, really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY

any prossie lads in
tell us your funniest experience

>>74814587
this first and second statistics are clearly made up, and the third is a generous interpretation of "you can give a kid a glass of champagne on new years eve)

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>>74814645
Yes, what am I supposed to see here?

we're all in here

>>74814657
>>74814657
>>74814657

Can I get a quick rundown on Eurovision 2017?

>>74814590
cheers

>>74814703
3 posts, shut the fuck up. Its not legal on this board you whore

>>74814703
>JANNY'D

a certain cleaner, perhaps?

>>74814703
get janny'd

>>undefined
hmmm

was out with the normies tonight
I do mingle with normies every now and then but tonight was different
I was actually coming out of my shell and kept making the normies laugh
feels good man

>>74814707
Croatia got ROBBED

>>74814307
it was a Ukrainian prankster

what doth life?

what is with north americans and not having accents to match their appearance

for example:
>jordan peterson
>david lynch
>richard stallman

Shout outs to the janitor tonight.
Doing a great job, lad. We're rooting for you.

>>74814692
How mad are the Turks about Cyprus voting Greece and vice versa

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>you'll never eat your tea with a qt communist

>>74814770
>shit crisps

>>74814664

Irish people are just Catholic Scots

>>74814782
not just north americans

Sargon of Akkad
Vladimir Putin

>>74814782
Amy Schumer has a cute voice, doesnt match her fat dyke body and stuckup attitude at all

Portugal deserved to win
Also really liked Moldova, Hungary and Italy

>>74814762
FONT

>>74814765
overrated singer imho

>>74814811

>Texas

Pretty right wing state kek

you got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man?

>>74814703
hahaha twat

>>74814811
Thanks christ

>>74814812
fite me irl

>>74814811
need a communist gf to beat up richfags with

>>74814812
Theyre cold chips runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqYwKO2Bes4

he streams literally every night

I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

I had to stop drinking because the heartburn was too much

Fuck this shit

Did I vote for Britain to leave the EU? No, I believed and still believe we were better off in

Do I oppose Scottish independence? No, absolutely not, every nation should rule itself.

Do I like pints? Nah, empty calories mate.

Do I like cigarettes? Nope, would rather not get cancer, lost my gran to it.

Do I hate pakis? Nope, made a great contribution to this country

Do I rate Pogba? *sips water* why yes I do he's an excellent player

>>74814881
Seabrook and McCoys are much better. Get some taste, pleb.

>>74814776
wtf i hate ukraine now?

>>74814929
interesting post

>>74814439
Anglos are harder then smelly irish

mate kept calling me a fascist earlier
It's all banter through

@74814911
Aussies just aren't funny or interesting. Never fucking reply to me again, you boring earthworm

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>why no, of course I don't rate Pogba!

>>74814912
>that cursor speed
hate FPS on console

>>74814407
Genuinely thought he was a girl at first.

See why the Greeks and Turks go in for homosex so much.

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>you boring earthworm

>>74814407
most punchable face of the night

>>74814953
Only nationalists are hard. Without nationalism you become:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCjfOy_Xa9Y

FUCK! I fucking LOVE science!

https://youtu.be/5znPwjfbNh8

>get bullied at lot during primary and secondary
>suddenly when you decide to bully people as an adult you're in the wrong

gahh fuck off I got issues that I need to take out on people

>>74814973
aussies were good posters once upon a time but they got too much recognition and praise

I'm sure there's a psychological way to explain this but Australian posting quality has decreased rapidly since they were recognised as the top dogs of /int/

What should I wank to?

lad last night said I always have a nice haircut, wondering if he was taking the piss

>>74815037
all bullies should be curbstomped

>>74815060
Me :3

>>74815052
They thought that being called 'shitposters' people were actually praising them. They weren't.

>>74815063
I assume everyone is taking the piss out of me all the time

>>74815063
post your haircut

>>74814912
what a brainless and dead existence playing those games must be every day of your life

Poleaboo is really phoning it in with his blog these days tonights post is only 3 sentences

>>74815095
>giving people a title

what did they expect?

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>meant to be sleeping
>awake drinking Carling and watching the NHL

What am I like?

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fed up

>>74815095
>They thought that being called 'shitposters' people were actually praising them. They weren't.
It was mostly praise you fucking no fun autist

>>74815113
doxxable info

who was the lad who posted his big willy on here earlier

Watching old /pol/ videos from when I used to be a Rorke

They're so ridiculous can't believe I used to believe this shit

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>>74815122
Can I have a nugget?

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>you fucking no fun autist

>>74815122
honestly sound like a pretty cool guy at face value, need a cv and past experience though

>>74815030
Lick my sex junk oh-oh-ohh

>>74815122
LET'S GO PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the penguins are the pengest team amirite

gender is dumb

>>74815142

*raises paw*

>>74815127
aaaahahah look at this absolute nonce

>>74815147
same
it's very flashy, easy to understand and emotional but there's no real critical thinking, analysis or theory behind it

>>74815135
who would want to dox your shite kiwi welfare meth lab life.

That Ukrainian futuristic shit before the voting was amazing

>>74815030
shan't be watching this because every time i watch one of those spastic right-wingers youtube recommends me 'epic' videos of women getting punched in the face and shite like that

>>74815037
What do you do to people as an adult, lol?

>>74814439
neds would also smash southern paki council estate scum

>>74815186
Best bit of the show

>>74815127
*looks at you*
hahaha what a fucking nonce

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Mike "Horsecock in the colon gets me swollen" Pence

>>74815171

Dont get why rorkes make fun of the gender is a social construct shit

Do they think boys are genetically driven to play with toy cars and like the colour blue?

>>74815128
>It was mostly praise you fucking no fun autist

you need to be 18 to post on here, m8. reported

>>74815213
he's such a weird looking cunt

>>74815153
What do you want to know?

>>74815199
just very passive bullying that doesn't seem harmful to me

though clearly it's triggering others because they start complaining about it and say I'm being mean
though it's not like I can explain to them that I was previously bullied and that's the likely cause for my bitter fury

>>74815022
will absolutely atomise your entire body into dust if you don't watch yourself

>>74815191
Based Germano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5X6F1URAzs

nothing will tug at my "tfw no gf" heartstrings quite the same way this video can

>>74815218
get snipped, m80

>>74815213
Pence means well but he comes across as an out to lunch paleo-con sometimes
>>74815231
Think he had work on his face

>>74815242
How big (or small) is your willy?

>>74815231
He looks like Cotton Hill from King of the Hill 2bh

>>74815180

Very true still wondering how I didn't automatically dislike Sargon or BPS for being pretentious and self obsessed as fuck or PJW and nakedape for being whiny betas spouting cringey /pol/ memes

>>74815247
Can you elaborate. What do you do/say to them?

>>74815218
well yes, they are, ask any parent

>>74815060
girl fannies

cat is very sick. he was just throwing up blood

>why yes, i'll definitely link your youtube video and waste minutes of my life watching some utter shit you seem to think is great

>>74815242
it might be doxxable so for the time I'll just smash that motherfucking like button
>>74815252
>acoustic
in english doc!

do you get sent to prison for beating someone up? like really going at them?

>>74814979
>90 million for a breakdancing mulumbu

>>74815282
Kill it. Worthless creature

*tips*

>>74815252
>you will never have classy upper class gal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CUmw-Mlh5I

>>74815285
you're already wasting days, maybe even weeks of your life just by being here

>>74815254

But you could literally engineer males and females to like whatever you want them to like if you had the power to construct society.

>>74815252
reee

>>74815303
Depends what the reasons are behind it

>>74815276
hmm
well a lot of them are balding and I'm just poking fun at that
and one of them is almost 7ft tall and I take the piss out of him for being a lanky cunt

that's not that harmless in my opinion, but most of them seem to be bothered by it

I believe everything that I read.

>>74815319
he could probably heem you even when he is sick

>>74815353
i've got a GIGANTIC willy

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>engineer

>>74815353
hi trump XD

thinking I'll buy one of those electric shavers, anything I should know about them?

>>74815353
I've got a gf

>>74815349
Why dont you just stop. You wont make any friends like that

>>74815264
mah sheens

you are a bender

>>74815348
you can lie about that
#flawedsystem
#endtheselies

>>74815348
fucked my gf

>>74815359
I've killed about 18 cats in my lifetime, so I don't think so, sonnyjim.

>>74814811
I'd take her for a helicopter ride

>>74815375
Faggot

Does that answer your question?

just poisoned some runt's cat but I think it wasn't enough

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I fucking love science

https://youtu.be/7U2cGyJTeAk?t=16m54s

quality youtube content

Even if there are substantial innate IQ differences between the races we'll soon have the power to ameliorate them by using genetic engineering to give everyone a genius level intellect

>>74815349
would unironically stop hanging out with you if you did that to me

>>74815406
no
elaborate

>>74815379
I did ages ago
I only did it a few times
only recently did someone else reveal that they're balding so I laughed at them and suddenly I'm a bad guy

>>74815322
really lovely. if i ever get a daughter i'll sign her up for singing lessons

>>74815218
that's not what gender is. gender /roles/ may be a social construct, but gender is the synonymous with sex

>>74815349
most people would find that tiresome rather than actually being offended by it

>>74815426
single edged razor is enough. Doesnt fuck up your hair or need faggoty charing. If you need a powertool to shave well then you are a faggot.

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10 yo sister bought herself a choker

not happy about this one

>>74815453
I did it 3 times in the past and one time recently
it's not an everyday thing and I just think they're overreacting

>>74815453
Agreed, its tiresome and frankly shit tier social banter.
>>74815464

Dont worry lad, its just fashion. It doesnt mean anything

>>74815464
>people born in 2007 are wearing chokers

weird, weird.

>>74815447

But that's why we have transgender people because they aren't happy with the gender roles they're supposed to conform to though and feel more linked to the opposite gender though right?

>>74815447
If gender is synonymous with sex then what gender are XY individuals with androgen insensitivity syndrome?

So it has come to pass that I, perverted scum, do post in the 'chon. How foes it?

>>74815030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EjyojqkLlo

wish I was a girl so I could wear chokers and look cute

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>>74815460
this is only $40 and seems a lot more convenient, cbf lathering up and waiting for the water to get hot most mornings (often run out of hot water from the shower too)

>>74815531
alri amer

>>74815249
>tfw I've battled over 50 people in my life.

If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head and make them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any of you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY, unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match, I'll be in Manchester next weekend and I'm looking for a target, so let me know if you're up for it.

>>74815547
nah, not in the tranny sense of wishing I was a girl
tranny shit is weird and isn't what I'm after
I wish I was born a woman
not possible
but, a man can dream

>>74815531
Wish you were a girl (male) so you could wear chokers while I bummed you

>>74815542
they dont shave as close as razors

Unironically believe anyone should be free to live wherever they want to

the crazy right-winger youtubers who go on about the jews are much more entertaining than the subnormie right-wingers who just mock low-hanging-fruit SJWs

I want to live in Buckingham Palace

>>74815542
get one that runs off the mains instead of a battery cos the batteries sometimes run out before you have finished shaving

>>74815511
Your feelings don't change your sex/gender. Just get over them, go see a therapist to help you come to terms, but mutilating yourself won't help.

>>74815513

Having a disease, syndrome, or mental illness doesn't change your gender.

>>74815582
When can I move in with you?

>>74815542
This: >>74815578
And you can shave with cold water with cold water.

Honestly mate, its just a symbol of faggotry if you start using a power tool to shave. Are you so easily swayed by TV advertisements?

>>74815563
would love to be a really cute blonde girl like kind plain but cute with curlyish hair with a really nice singing voice, i'd make really kitsch folk songs and be a lesbian obviously but not really date that many women, just be cute and have a cute little flat and draw things at train stations and go on walks through the park and watch french films and learn to speak swedish, would just be nice and peaceful and i'd feel good about myself

>>74815588
>crazy
alri reuben

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>>74815632

>>74815633
hehe you got me goy

>>74815629
you do realize that 'men' with androgen insensitivity syndrome literally have female genitalia and breasts, correct?

>>74815632
Would break your girl form in 2 and ram paintbrushes down her throat Nd smash up your flat and scream your eardrums out in bad French

>>74815629

You're not thinking outside the box man, the idea of gender roles are so ingrained in your head that you can't even separate the, from sex

>>74815630

But I want to move in with you in Reykjavik x

>>74815669
but men would have a natural respect for me because i'd be pretty in such a plain and wholesome way

how does the NZ poster consistently manage to make good, unique posts

>>74815553
Stand up for justice no matter how many line up against you.
Liberty. Equality. Fraternity.

Justice must prevail, no matter how hard the battle seems. no matter how outnumbered our forces. No matter how dire it all seems.

We did not become who we are by bending over and saying "fuck me". We fought, and we bloody fought hard. Against bombs dropped from the skies, against machine gun fire, against all odds, and we triumphed. We triumphed then and we will FUCKING TRIUMPH AGAIN. Nothing will stop us. TALLY HOOOOO

>>74815632
would fuck female you

>>74815563
this desu
feels bad man

>>74815690
But he doesn't

>a planet made up entirely of men
>a planet made up entirely of women

let's just say for practicality's sake we can reproduce with each other

which planet ends up being better? which one collapses the quickest? what kind of societies, cultures and values would be dominant on each?

>>74815553
Love Yanks coming to belshaft.
so polite. If you survive 3 pints and a single Jameson your 1/36th Irish or Scot emerges.
it's adorable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUg0jFO7NTo

this seems like a fun hobby, too bad all the trains around here are powered via overhead lines and I'd probably get electrocuted

>>74815723

Not even memeing the woman one

We would just spend all our time trying to bum each other

lads that Ukrainian sci fi thing was actually mad

>>74815697
please, i said i was a lesbian, i mean i've been curious before and i do feel like i trust you, we know each other pretty sure but i'm just not sure... well... i can trust you... right?

alex is a stupid nigger

>>74815631
>And you can shave with cold water with cold water.

no you can't, do you shave at all or do you shave like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ytXTmvj7Uc

most tv advertisements here are for cartridge razors, and I don't care about being seen as a faggot if it's more convenient

wonder if there's many aesthetic willies on /brit/

Just finished my Carling

Might have another

>Council housing increase promised by Tories

Just voted Labour

>>74815761
not i

>>74815794

3" willy lad

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Kill Assad

>>74815723
Men will be full of conflicts and crime but they have a good sense of innovation. Women will be more caring to each other but nothing will be built.

>>74815793
I use a single blade, I fucking know you can shave with cold water you New Zealand, lord of the rings faggots. Got cuked by the maori didnt ya faggot boy? Get fuked you power tool using wanker

>>74815632

would fucking RAVAGE you

>short
>ugly
>fat
>glasses
>ugly and average penis
>hairy

ah yes the so-called self-esteem

>>74815814
is this sam wilson?

>>74815814
Pics

>>74815840
thanks for the input Reuben

cheated on the gf again lads

>>74815834

If men could reproduce with men you would be a massive bender

>>74815793
christ above how does he not cut his chin to ribbons

>>74815841
>let's just say for practicality's sake we can reproduce with each other

Hmmm.

>>74815794
not sure if my willy is aesthetic or not
It's decent length and girth wise and has no irregularities so it's in with a shout

>>74815841
>Women will be more caring to each other
what? women fucking hate each other

>>74815872
boggles my mind the commonplace acts of depravity normies get up to

>>74815872
excuse me but am i replying to tony burke?

>>74815816
all housing should be council housing

Elise Andrew is a British blogger and science communicator. She is the CEO and founder of "I fucking love science", a website and Facebook page on popular science.
Born: 1989, United Kingdom
Alma mater: University of Sheffield (British undergraduate degree classification)

Kinda feel like chopping my dick off. What's the best procedure in doing this?

>>74815888
Pics

>>74815898
lol yea

>>74815852
didn't actually think I would get a leccy razor but you're convincing me to get one if the only argument you have it "I-I'M NOT A FAG!! PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT"

you literally can't shave regularly with cold water unless you want to fuck your face

>>74815912
use a spoon

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really enjoyed romania, italy and croatias eurovision entry this year

I'm one of the biggest runts in /brit/
might shag a prossie tonight

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>>74815862

>>74815932
i'm not completely certain but am i replying to matty taylor?

>>74815920
What does hot water do to the hair that hot water doesnt?

>>74815931
no you didnt

My Scottish party: SNP
My Welsh party : Plaid Cymru
My *nglish party: L*bour/Greens
My Irish party: Sinn Fein

>>74815876
I imagine it was very tender the day after

>>74815690
I'm just very funny and clever
If I'd tried in school i could have gone to Cambridge and found a partner in the footlights to make a sketch show with and become a national treasure

knew a lad called tony nigger

had curly hair as a kid
then it went straight
now its wavy

the fuck is going on?

>>74815931
romania was based

>>74815931
moldova, portugal, belarus, italy and hungary for me

>>74815935
Who do you want to win?

>>74815892
Yeah but their conflicts are petty and rarely aggressive. Men kill each other by the masses

>>74815941
no
redpill me on matty taylor

Lib Dems have an offer you can't refuse.

>>74815965
is this nicholas cohren?

>>74815842
aussies what did he mean by this

>>74815984
lol yea

>>74815944
it's more about the blades of the razor expanding afaik, maybe it also opens your pores or something

don't know the exact science behind it, just that shaving with cold water is like rubbing sandpaper across your face

>>74815912
Back when I was fifteen I saw a pair of leather punches. I don't know why, but looking at how they punched a hole in a strip of leather made me want to punch a hole in the top of my foreskin. I never did but the thoughts of having a hole in my foreskin seemed to stay with me. About two years later I was getting bored of masturbating with the same old cock and wanted to make my foreskin pull back further but the frenum was in the way, so one night I got a very sharp pointed kitchen knife and pushed the point through the inside of the frenum and cut it through in an out-and-upwards direction. Because I still had a foreskin I put tissue paper over the cut and closed my foreskin up over it, but it hardly bled at all and it was healed within about a week.

don't have social media but featured in several snapchat stories tonight

>>74815976
didn't expect to run into jim morris here

Forgot how good Fallen was as a film.
Forgot John Goodman was in it.
Lose respect for denzil but its good still

>>74815953
wish the commies hadn't hijacked celtic nationalism

>>74816000
I think it's the skin, you guys stand out a lot here

cacophony

really like that word

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>>74816000
well since aussies are just irish crims, he was probably referring to your head shape

>>74815935
good post mate

>>74816000
brits are generally uglier

>>74816000
Brits do look different from kiwis and aussies
We're more squat pale and charming as a whole
So says Real Dinnerdog Friendly Bastard

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>>74816047
Celtic?

>>74816047
1. they're not communists
2. celtic nationalism must be left wing

>>74816061
Leafs would be funnier.

>We live in a world of fast food music. This is a victory for music... music isn't fireworks, music is feeling

goldstein on lockdown

>>74815972
>Yeah but their conflicts are petty and rarely aggressive
Except for black women who are testosterone filled baboons that will get just as aggressive as a man would in a fight

>>74814454
It's a meme you dip

>>74816111
>they're not communists
just a bit of hyperbole don't get so sensitive

>celtic nationalism must be left wing
can be, sure
must be? fuck off you lefty twat

>>74815953
utterly grim post

The thoughts of having a hole in my foreskin never left me, so one night when I was alone I decided to try making a hole, and I cut a small hole from left to right in the area where I could see the ridge of my glans under the skin. When I made this hole I was so turned on at the sight of seeing my glans through the hole that I pushed the glans out through it... That looked really hot, and my proper foreskin opening was now all wrinkled under my shaft and a problem then started. I got very erect and my glans swelled up, and because the hole was too small, it began to strangle the glans and was becoming very painful. No matter how much I tried I just could not push the glans back out from that hole, so I had no choice but to insert the blade from a pair of scissors between the cut hole and the original hole, and cut through that skin. As soon as the blade cut through it, the tightness went away and a strange kind of looseness came, because suddenly the foreskin no longer had any tightness to it when retracted. It was hanging off under my head, which felt sort of uncomfortable but looked really fantastic, seeing my glans with no foreskin trying to slide over it. That said, it was very untidy looking, so one day I thought of trying to repair the skin by opening up the cut edges and sewing them together again, but when I did try that, it was far too painful and I gave up...

>>74816120
the song wasnt even good

>>74816083
wait why would aussies be more pale than us

>>74816117
last time they won the cup was 67, leave 'em be

>>74816155

The anglos are fashy right wingers, Celtic nationalism must oppose this

NEW

>>74816218
>>74816218
>>74816218

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>>74816206
Jesus that long?

Ah yes, stereotypes.

>>74815971
St Louis are my team so I'm not too bothered now. I think the Preds will win the Stan Lee though but would rather the Snes made it to a final than the Pens again

>>74816155
>must be?
yes. the nature of the british state and the celtic fringe means that's the only way it can be
>fuck off you lefty twat
don't think i will

I knew that I could not leave my cock looking this untidy - after all, I was only eighteen back then and was planning to have relationships. I decided to cut off that lose hanging bit of foreskin, which really hurt, but after it was off, I knew that I wasn't finished because there were still other areas that needed tidying up. From there on I spent several times cutting bits off to neaten my circumcision scar. Then came a day when I wanted to cut more skin off, mainly because I found it such a turn on to remove skin from my penis. The problem I had was that I didn't have any loose skin left. I was already very tightly circumcised, but the desire was still with me to cut more skin off. I decided to cut all the skin off my penis shaft - the loosely attached skin that slides along the shaft when masturbating. I made a circular cut around the base, and another cut just behind the head, and then a long cut joining the two cuts. I slowly lifted the skin off as I was cutting it free from the shaft.

When I was finished I was left with a raw shaft, and it was wet and bloody. I became erect and found that my skinned shaft looked so erotic to me - it was sort of whitish pink in color and it looked hot, but worrying at the same time, seeing my shaft skin start at the base of my cock for only about half an inch, then stop, leaving an opening in my body for my raw skinned cock to protrude from.

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>>74816254
last time a canadian team won was 93' with the habs...

feels bad man, our sport got YANK'ed pretty hard