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Bulgaria's Kristian should have won.

Portuguese song was shit and the dude was pretending to be disabled for pity votes.

>Hungary didnt win
wtf /int/
>milk jug
>in their own language
>gypsy
>samurai
why didnt it do well?

>>74813545
>pretending to be disabled

Citation? Because he will be dead in 6 months

>turkey left and israel is leaving next year
time for the other non-european countries to leave as well

I'm just glad shitaly didnt win

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>That smug attitude
Are we the baddies?

>>74813523
nos corações dos nossos corações, ele est o champeão desta noite

I voted for belarus, moldova and italy, belarus was probably my favourite

ruslana's new song was really good as well, she is still awesome

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wtf I hate romania now

>>74813545
Post Bulgaria's Kristian song.

I unironically like the winner song, and that portuguese dude was cute.

Eurovision is literal political propaganda. Why do you think it's usually cucked countries like Sweden winning? Why do you think Ukraine won last year? It is liberal, political propaganda. A fucking tranny won for fucks sake.

With that said, Bulgaria's Kristian should have won. Having a voice like his at 17 is insane. Anybody who understands music agrees. Problem is, Portugal has a very large gypsy diaspora across Europe.

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Niggers niggers, you're forgetting the important part

we don't have the monyz to host this shit show next year

who the fuck didn't give us the 12 points? I feel scores should be settled now that we rule this shit. speak now and you'll be spared a world of pain.

>>74813550
I liked the gyspy dancer girl

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How can cumskins even compete?

>>74813576
are you going to hack my tv again mr snownigger?

>>74813597
is that an alpha behaviour /int/?

>>74813608
oh fuck what now dude? ask germany for money maybe

>>74813584
I think Europe can draw the difference between the Portuguese people and some hipster jazz musician with a very good performance.

The real baddies are the idiots who sent that Spaniard to Kiev. Talk about auditory assault.

>>74813584
Yes. Embrace it. Be smug like Cristiano, be smug like Slavador.

>>74813601
>>74813545
t. Ivan Ivanov

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Fuck off

>>74813588
you sound gay

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>>74813584
yes, and it feels good

>>74813633
>jazz
What the fuck.
Do you people even know what jazz is?

DAILY REMINDER:
Don't give (you)'s to the Canadian flag.

Anyone watching the winner's conference stream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC5C9MyB5gU

Some faggot is trying to interpret the song to accomodate gays, Luisa just point blank said 'no' kek.

>>74813659
maximum cringe

>>74813550
Is the Portuguese guy actually disabled? And he will be dead in 6 months?

If you are serious, I take what I said back about him being shit. If not, fuck you.

But at the end of the day, Eurovision is liberal, political, gay propaganda. Never forget that. With that said, Kristian should have won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC5C9MyB5gU

Live conference here. LGBT faggot just asked a question.

only subhumans didnt vote albania for the final

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>>74813617
all I remember is that montenegro jury didn't award us any points

wtf slavko

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>>74813608
>arena
we have it
>hotels
we have it
>public transportation
we have it
>money
It's like 0.000001% of our budget.

>>74813711
albanians are subhuman

>>74813562
Citation? I thought it was just a rumor that he needed a heart transplant. Really he just had hernias right?

>>74813687
>Eurovision is gay propaganda
>this gay guy should have won.
not following your logic there leafy

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shoo

>>74813711
t. albo albanaj

>>74813708
He's so smug. I envy him.

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eeeh uuh eh

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>>74813665
he's a jazz musician by training, I didn't say the song was jazz

Looks like Spain's performer isn't the only one who can't read a note

>>74813745
i dont think there is a t*rk here

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Why does Germany do so poorly every year? Their song was decent.

>>74813726
My ex is now dating a Portuguese guy so ESC's results are very representative to me this year.

>>74813767
Who invited the turks?

>>74813777
It was terribly bland

>>74813782
i dated a spanish chick once

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>>74813744
The logic is this: Eurovision is objectively liberal brainwashing gay propaganda. This is a fact.

Bulgaria's Kristian was the best in the competition in terms of musical talent. He deserved first not second. This is also fact. What do you not understand?

>>74813679
topkek

what was salvador's answer to that one?

>TFW american and too lazy to proxy the stream
>TFW bbc1 already switched to national news

>>74813777
It really wasn't.

>>74813772
HAHAHA well mehmet my son

>>74813777
Always bland and it's now a meme. Thank you Germany for taking the last place meme from us.

>>74813812
sounds like you're making propaganda for a gay mediocre guy, that's what i don't understand

>>74813687
He's not disabled.He has a machine on his chest.His heart has a disease that periodically decreases heartbeating.It's a nerve dyafunction or maybe an artery perfuration

>>74813772
t. Turkolos Turkoglu

>>74813772
ikibey my son

>>74813789
>>74813820
>>74813837
Poland, Denmark, Israel and Armenia were are all far worse. Only Spain deserved to be lower.

>>74813782
My ex is dating a Spaniard...

Can I date you ? :/

I have to admit: I didn't listen to our song until today, but when I heard it I started to cry. I thought Italy's song was more of a eurovision song but I'm glad I am alive to see my country win both a national football team major title and a eurovision song contest. I can die now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECyeUYsU14E
>these guys placed 22nd
>the city of Eurovision

>>74813777
i liked it too

>>74813854
Link for this? I really don't know if you are trolling.

>>74813812
>leaf

>>74813853
Ignora-o.

>>74813812
There's literally no fucking political message on salvador.His song is about a love for a dead girl.
Nobody watched the press conference where he brought the s.o.s shirt.

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>>74813601
So many that there are none here left!

>>74813777
It was better as Titanium.

>>74813813
It was a question specifically for Luisa, since she wrote the song, so Salvador didn't answer. The gay guy pointed out there were no explicit indications of gender in the song, which is apperently hard to do in Portuguese, and he tried to reach making it sound Luisa had planned for it to be so LGBT inclusive and asked if she thought so too. She just went 'No.' immediately.

>Spain got 0pts of the jury vote
I'm so sorry hermanos

>ywn berry the Greek girl

jdimsa

>>74813523
And that was the last time Australia was invited. Good lads.

>>74813608
make "greatest ally" britain host it then

>>74813915
The ones that are left are annoying as fuck though.

>>74813898
http://www.jn.pt/artes/media/ntv/interior/problemas-de-coracao-de-salvador-sobral-confirmados-pela-rtp-6225434.html

who was that girl who sang with portuguese guy after he won?

>>74813601
we got it Kristian.

>>74813964
His sister

>>74813938
All 5 of their audience votes were from us.
Even in their darkest days, we're there for them.

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How much pussy has he gotten during Eurovision? I know the Czech act is fucking wet for him.

>>74813964
His sister. His heart thing meant he missed some rehersals so she did them in his place

She'll be the one singing at next years show after he's died

>>74813935
attagirl

5º império

>>74813935
>which is apperently hard to do in Portuguese
You either write in 1st person or in the plural, where it defaults to male plural.

Actually "pelos dois" would alienate lesbians, since two women would be "pelas duas".

>portugal singing in portuguese
>again
>wins for the first time in 50 years
that was a surprise

>>74813943
what?

>>74813777
Germans, much like us, are universally disliked across the continent. In solidarity we have them 3 points.

>>74814003
Hopefully everyone takes that lesson to heart and next year everyone sings in their own language

>>74813876
Sure, but I'm feeling a little salty about Portugal right now.

>>74813989
>I know the Czech act is fucking wet for him.

how

>>74813805
>>74813876

I dated a half mozambique half portuguese girl 2 years ago

does it count¿

>>74813679
what's the minute of the question?

>>74813963
Ah I see, I'm happy he won then.

But, if this show was about musical talent, Bulgaria's Kristian should have been 1st, not 2nd.

>>74813599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCZjiCqEaog

>>74814041
wait you dated a black chick?
how is the pussy?

>>74814009
>you will never fuck the Greek singer

just die in my sleep already

how new are you?

>>74814019
>much like us, are universally disliked across the continent.
Now I know where the Americans get their persecution complex from.

>>74813597
so are they a couple or nah

>>74813990
what if he finds a heart?
he could buy one from albania with the prize money

>>74814051
Ivan Turkalov we get it, you're a b*lgarian gorilla

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What are some of the best Eurovision songs ever?

I legitimately love this one. Deserved the win, without a doubt. I don't care if it's a tranny. We need more James Bond rip offs in Eurovision.

>>74814027
It's okay bro. We can hold hands until the saltiness fades away.

>>74813990
He was having surgery for hernias, not a heart condition. http://wiwibloggs.com/2017/03/16/eurovision-not-risk-salvador-sobrals-team-speaks-fake-health-news/181301/

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>>74813959
it doesnt even look like the same guy now

>>74814092
If he gets a heart, he'll lose his soul

Dying was the main thing he had going for himself

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>>74814031
czech contestant Martina Barta has been shilling him for weeks

>>74814097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
this by far

>>74814069

10/10

she is a fitness instructor now in Barcelona

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>>74813935
>english natives can't into portuguese grammar

>>74813586
*ele é o campeão

>>74814076
An Irishman simply cannot have a conversation with a continental European without them complaining about corporation tax, you don't know what it's like check your privilege.

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>>74814095
t. Turkolos Turkoglu. Shoo

>>74814069
Probably like curry, since a lot of the Mozambicans that get here are half/quarter Goan, and that shit's overpowering.

>>74814092
Then he doesn't die, and his sister won't sing this song alone next year crying, and we won't get millions of bucks on Youtube adsense and we won't be able to pay for the contest.

So he'd better fucking drop soon.

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>>74814106
he's aging 7 years every year

>>74814001
Interesting. I was just going off what the gay guy said since he said he was Portuguese himself.

>>74814048
https://youtu.be/pC5C9MyB5gU?t=21m21s

>>74814156
valeu, aprendei

>>74814051
I don't know man. The violins are nice and all, but I think I like the portuguese one more.

>>74814158
ivan my son

I take EVERYTHING what I said back. Didn't know Portuguese guy was dying. Respect to him and well deserved.

Happy with Bulgaria's Kristian getting 2nd. But don't forget that Eurovision is liberal propaganda.

>>74814104
wtf is hernia? is he dying or not?

>>74814157
Yes, as an Englishmen, I've certainly never had that issue.

Come the fuck on, man up you Paddy-fuckwit.

>Song was in Portuguese instead of English

good guys won

>>74814201
Just kill yourself. Your bias is one of the worst I've seen.
>oh wait he is dying oops my bad i like him now
Really shows how invalid your argument are. You are person full of prejudice. KILL YOUR SELF.

>>74814145
man i wanna fuck a black chick before i die desu

>>74814201
Dude relax, why are you so involved in this anyway?

>>74814178
>I was just going off what the gay guy said since he said he was Portuguese himself.
Yeah, whatever fits his agenda, right?

Even calling someone "amor" (love) in a song is fairly standard since it rhymes with a lot of words and it's gender-neutral.

We do have a gendered language, but it doesn't apply too well to speaking in the 2nd person, which most love songs are. He's just pushing an agenda. Glad the girl told him to fuck off right away.

>>74814243
song in finnish next year please

>>74813935
>The gay guy pointed out there were no explicit indications of gender in the song, which is apperently hard to do in Portuguese
What the fuck? that fag must have his brain full of AIDS, he clearly doesn't understand how portguese works

>>74814073
>ywn fuck the greek singer and the armenian host at the same time while rubbing your face between the gipsy hungarian

>>74814201
So when are you going to kill yourself?

After this (you)?

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>>74814221
It's a joke you dense cunt.

>>74814275
>YWN get to tag-team Robin Bengtsson with the Ukrainian host

>>74814275
>ywn fuck belgian girl while fingering danish titcow while german girl cries in the corner because 6 (six) points

truly the worst timeline

>>74814259
Of course, I feel bad for him because he is dying. I have sympathy.

Kristian was better, but I'm happy Portugal won.

>>74814267
I just really wanted the best talent to win

>>74814243
we hope that we finally killed the "you must single in engrish to wiiiiin" argument

show some pride in your languages, yurop

>>74814178
thanks. they're fucking retarded. the song in written in the imperative, in the second person. why would there be a gender?

>>74814272
I guess it means that "pelos dois" can refer to a gay couple too, and the rest is a misunderstanding from the brittish anon.

>>74814306
Hanlon's razor, Mick.

>>74814269
>>74814272
Welp, at least my uncultured ass is learning something from this.

>>74814335
Do it for your lover.
Do it for your lover.
Do it for your lover.
Do it for your lover.
Do it for your lover.
Do it for your lover.

>>74814178
he is portuguese tho, he pronounces Salvador and Luisa perfectly. Plus his name is also portuguese, Ricardo Duarte.
but the fucker was so focused on making it fit his agenda that he forgot how portuguese works

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lmao

>>74814217
her·ni·a
ˈhərnēə/Submit
noun
a condition in which part of an organ is displaced and protrudes through the wall of the cavity containing it (often involving the intestine at a weak point in the abdominal wall).

Usually nonfatal, only a few hundred deaths per year I believe.

>>74814360
it's ok lad i had trouble with english as well
i love england btw

>>74814261

she had this 11/10 face but a 7/10 body, fit as fuck but titless and no ass for a black girl.

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>>74814415
when you joining us in leaving EU, eternal bro?

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>>74814415
I know where it comes from

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>>74814335

This

Fuck, I don't care that I might not understand shit about the song, but please, just do it for your country pls

is wales or ireland a good place for a foreign to live/work?

I am studying for a med. lab degree, just want to live in a comfy country t.b.h

when I make serious threads they get 0 replies no bully please

at least a south european country won

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>>74814415
Is there anything relevant next year that we can win?

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Congratulations, Portugal.
Do you feel it yet? The shallowness of victory?

>>74813990
About "loving for the two of us" as well.

That's money in the bank, desu.

>>74814360
I mean, you can definitely do it and write a song about a girl specifically without trying. But you don't have to go out of your way to make it "LGBT-approved" like he implied.

>>74814473
We're wrecking it from the inside, brother. We'll see you guys on the other side.

>>74814470
i need a big booty desu

>>74814331
the german girl legs tho
>>74814327
hello minnesota

>>74814507
They'll send a singing rooster next year

>>74814489
I don't know, but I hear Ireland has potatoes now so they have that going for them...

>>74814489
No, there are too many foreigners here already sorry.

>>74814497
World War III

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>>74814516

>>74814497
World Cup 2018

>>74814507
Not until the butthurt fades away.

We can still taste French tears from last year.

>>74814415
>When you feel the need to keep the trophy on your head

the fuck you talkin' b'out m8, we ain't letting victory go to our heads

>>74814507
yup

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>>74814507
NO STILL NOT TIRED OF WINNING
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ireland win next year

screencap this

>>74814188
*aprendi

>>74814497
The god damn world cup, my man.

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>>74814600
no

>>74814507
CAN'T
STOP
WINNING

>>74814507
yeah it feels nice seen all the bulgarian gay cucks crying

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Portuguese and British alliance when?

>>74814607
thanks :)

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>>74814535
>tfw they win and we come second
screencap this

>>74814632
that's already a thing since like forever dude

>>74814600
That would be quite a turn around. We need a win to keep Sweden from breaking our record.

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>>74814632

belgium girl looks like my first romanian gf

she was like a head taller than me kek, and very awkward

>>74814489
>Wales

Do you like incredibly mediocre weather? As long as you're not a prick and ignore the mouth-breathers you'd be fine. Also go south Wales, not north.

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>>74814716
>Wales

>>74813601
>"Portugal has a very large gypsy diaspora across Europe."
Gypsy aren't Portuguese, you're thinking of Romania

>>74814716
I don't care about the weather, I only want a comfy life away from degenartes like here

>>74814699
Damn Mitroglou if a gypsy is a head taller than you must be a huge manlet

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>>74814497

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>>74813601
>Problem is, Portugal has a very large gypsy diaspora across Europe.

>>74814754
She is 1.86

>>74814778
why do people answer to leafs?

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>>74814754
Ashalamu aleikum khaffir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzfRDZmuFUI
Classic

>>74814791
uma delicia

>>74814335
How can Portugal be so based?

>>74813812
>musical talent
Don't kid yourself. He got points because he's cute, his song was typical generic crap. If he was 10 years older no one would pay attention to him.

Rewatching parts of the show. Lot more songs I'd listen again than the past few years tbf

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>>74813523
okay, which one of you did this?

Portugal had the best song hands down

Belgium was utter shite and I have no idea why they did so well

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>>74814827
Iberia is the true master race

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>>74814815
Magyar fucking cigany

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SALVE SALVADOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CObCy8qduuo

>>74814841
maybe he was from N. Zealand?

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What regional treats will you be bringing the Spürdo-speaking presenter next year, Europe?

>>74814335
Thank you, Portugal, for showing pride in your national language. Now maybe we can win again when no one else takes our national language.

>>74813739
Salvador needs a heart transplant. But the way he interprets has nothing to do with that, obviously.

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>all those damn tourist swarming lisbon next year
Thank God I don't live in that nigger-infested shithole

>>74814914
>new rule: English not allowed
>UK has to sing in Welsh
would be for the best tbqh

>>74814963
>next year
>implying
you should've seen it this year

I liked Portugal but I think the guy had autism

ireland deserved to win

>>74814914
Weird, considering that Portuguese high-society (and thus the people as well) across the ages have always found it very chic and cultured to know more than one language, which means we ended up always subbing stuff and being fairly good at languages compared to the other Romanics.

On the other hand, our literature and songwriting (and Brazil's as well) has always been very introspective about our language, and our language has been seen by our scholars as an art-form ever since we were part of Galicia.

We have a weird relationship with language, to say the least. I'd say we get the best of both worlds with some healthy doses of patriotism without being French-level retards that refuse to communicate outside their frog-reeking land.

>>74814963
Lisbon is already swarmed with tourists I don't think a song contest is really going to make a difference

>>74814963
>all those damn tourist swarming lisbon next year

Have you ever been to Lisbon? It's like that throughout the year.

>>74815016
nah he just acts like a artsy hipster

>>74814688
back from Italy heh cunt?

The Ukrainian futuristic shit before the voting was amazing

>>74814988
I'd love to send a Welsh one. Even if we placed bottom, I'd just be happy other people in Europe would know Welsh exists. Even if I only know a few words my self.

W-what does /int/ think of Welsh in music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrkgdj0bVAo

>>74814688
best meme

>>74815119
Is it in YouTube.

>>74815124
Sounds like a made up language. Reminds me of Nier music.

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Luisa is cute

>>74814963
I always have to deal with tourists when I go to work in our subway, I travel from Campo Grande from Cais do Sodré, you should see it.

reminder that Portugal will go bankrupt trying to organise next eurovision

>>74815328
I had a hostel in campo grande when I visited lisbon, not a lot of tourists there

>>74815328
wtf trabalhas no cais? que morte puto

>>74815325
I really like the doggo song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDnMf0oT_H0

>>74815328
*from Campo Grande to Cais do Sodré
>>74815370
Tourists love Belém, the electric cars are full of tourists from all around the world when I'm just trying to get to my workplace to earn my paycheck to survive until next month. It pisses me off.

>>74814895
ESPETÁCULO!

>>74815368
Exactly how poor is Portugal? My family were saying the same thing as salt was pouring out of them because Bulgaria didn't win.

>>74815466
I worked for a while in front of the duomo in milan, I understand your pain

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A real smug anime girl

>>74815408
Call center, I wish I was dead really.

>>74815485
It's richer than Bulgaria.

>>74815509
despede-te e vai para um pingo doce ou assim

>>74815508
A part of me thinks that he knows this success and fame will be very very short for him, he might as well have fun before he slinks into obscurity again

Almost as if he thinks he's too good for Eurovision

>>74815509
Foda-se, não. Ao menos só tenho que levar com as vozes dos clientes. Estou na teleperformance da infante santo. Não é assim TÃO mau como isso mas aquilo derrete te o miolo, estou à espera que não me renovem contrato para sair dali, caso contrario aguento.

>>74815594
quando acaba o teu contrato?

>>74815552
Aside from ABBA and Celine Dion, who has become famous through Eurovision, anyway? It seems like something that destroys peoples' careers.

>>74815552
Most Eurovision contestants never make anything out of it.
I think ABBA is the only ones that really used it as a spring board.

>>74815552
He's a dead man walking, leave him be.

>>74815594 isto era resposta a esta posta: >>74815538
Merda mais ao telemóvel e à super bock

>>74815602
Mans Zelmerlow seems to be enjoying newfound fans in Poland

So he's got that going for him I guess...

>>74815601
Janeiro

>>74815602
The Portuguese song from 1974 was used as the first of a two-part radio signal to trigger the revolution against the fascist state, so that dude is probably swimming in money, despite ending in last.

Nothing with international projection, though.

>>74815656
foda-se esperar até depois do natal para acabar essa merda. e nem tens verão. bem tu é que sabes. meti-me uma vez nisso dos callcenters mas não aguentava mesmo e desisti. foi o melhor que fiz na minha opinião.

>>74815602
Måns and Loreen are household names in Sweden. Not really super famous, but is is certainly a boost to their careers.

I am sure winners at least gain some national fame from winning. But very few have any global success beyond their winning song.

>>74815689
E onde estás agora? É que trabalhar em caixa de supermercados parece me uma merda muito sub-humana.

>>74815728
entretanto acabei o meu curso e já estou a trabalhar na área que queria
quando saí do call center andei um semestre num pingo doce amigável em benfica. até se tolera bem quando os velhinhos são simpáticos, o problema era quando eram os jogos. depois fui para o mc donalds uns mesesitos e depois fui para o curso

>>74814144
Thank you based Lordi

>>74813987
And people in Spain is mad about that.
They really wanted Manel to get 0 points.

>>74813987
where you do see the people's points listed?

>>74815838
well we don't have anything to do with your politics, we just wanted to vote for our bros

>>74815871
Nah, it's just that aside the terrible performance he did, there was also some drama about the way he was chosen that didn't feel good for the eurofans.
At the end, the spanish eurofans were Manel's biggest enemy and they wanted to see him crash hard.

>no full Verka performance
shame on you ukies

who else agrees /bestmoment/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1K4z_Ffbhk

Also I actually cringed when we didn't give any points to Spain, we hate eachother but we still bros

>>74816328
spain got 6 points from portugal by televoting

>>74816328
Truly the GOAT moment.
Too bad it was too avant-garde for the plebeian masses of the contest, they want perfect voices with perfect instrumentation, they don't understand the nuances of a live performance and a singer adequating his voice to convey the emotion of the moment.

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the good guys lost

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>>74816476
literally robbed

>>74816476
>>74816540
stop samefagging faggot

Anyone else check out the Semi-Final results?

Some fun facts-

>San Marino had only 1 point, from a televoter
>Australia was indeed carried into the final by the jury
>Portugal and Bulgaria came top of their semis in both jury and televoting

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>>74816563
m'kay

>>74816668
>3 minutes to reply
nice proof there samefag

>>74816716
I have other things to do than just to sit here

>>74816735
sure thing samefag. you still took the time to reply. really makes me ponder

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I'm happy that Portugal won. Parabéns meus irmãos!

>>74815602
For some reason, becoming something in the ESC seems to boost your popularity in Poland. Both Tom Dice and Kate Ryan literally fucked off to Poland after the ESC and barely come back. Måns is popular in Poland now too. Quaint.

Apparently the Bulgayrian is hoping this will launch his European career. How naïve.

>>74817100
thank you. you are best antipode a human being could ever hope for and i love you, new zealand

>>74817100
love you, poo peeland <3

>>74817126
Kek. What about that Rhythm Inside guy you sent a few years back? Where is he now? I forgot has name.

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>>74817134
The feeling is mutual my beloved Portugal <3. I hope that the world will one day love you as much as I do.

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>>74817205
Loïc No-tits.
Puberty hit him like a dumpster truck, lost all his cute twinkness like Kristian will in a few years. Released his first CD a few months ago actually called "Selfocracy" a while back, its got more of the kind of alt-electropop or whatever that was he brought to the ESC if you enjoyed it. Basically still trying to low-key make a career for himself as a musician in Belgium. Still a really good dancer tho, he has that going for him I guess. Also still have the same soft spoken, shy conversational voice, which is endearing.

>>74814097
He isn't a transexual. It's a character he plays, a drag queen.

>>74816602
>somebody out there actually voted for our entry
bit confused why the bulgarian entry was considered so much better than ours, not that ours was good (worst in years) but they were both basically just fag boys singing shitty songs. I guess our lad's girl voice must have killed it.

>>74818874
I'm not a fan of Bulgaria's entry either, but their song was made by swedish composers (they know how to do appealing pop), the choreography and staging were elaborate and fit the song, and he has a cute look and a great voice.

Would prefer Belgium or Italy for second and third place though. But some things failed in both these entries which had winner potential.

>>74819265
I guess Swedes are well in tune with what people want. Their song was also pretty crappy but seems to have been quite popular.

>>74819505
They know how to deliver their songs, that's for sure. Their entry leaves a strong impact for first time viewers.

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>>74819505
It was slick sex. They know what they're doing.

>>74819608
The performance is pretty memorable yeah and they definitely engineered it well, but the song itself really is pure rubbish.

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>>74814632
>when

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>>74819697
It's Eurovision, meant to showcase memorable acts - not the high arts

People are getting crazy about the portuguese song around here. So harmonious and so good.

Congratulations

>>74819697
they won the 2015 edition with another song that was nothing special either, but the presentation and mans's confident and solid performance got stuck in my mind

>>74819736
I'm not saying it should be high arts, just that the song is pretty bad even as cheesy songs go. It would be nice if it wasn't totally carried by choreography.

>>74819742
Wow, that's crazy, nihon-kun!

Thanks!

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I'm so fucking happy Salvador won. At least the Gabbani bandwagoning died.

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>>74820676
His song makes me sway from side to side.

>>74813476
still fuming over portugal winning desu

>>74820856
Deal with it. Our song won both jury and televote. It is the legit winner, like it or not.

>>74819742
Even in Japan? Holy shit dude.

>yuropoors fight amongst themselves in a singing competition
Jesus fuck, is that what it takes to avoid perpetual war?
>Champions League
>Europa league (to pacify irrelevant countries)
>Euros
>World Cup
>Who can take in more refugees?

>>74813476
albania was best

I didn't watch it

What did I miss?

>>74821268
>Spain being the laughing stock of the contest
>Australia and the UK being jury pets only to get BTFO in the televote
>Moldova and Romania were the opposite

Yeah I have to admit Portugal had a great song, too bad Portuguese is a shit-sounding language.

>>74821761
>>Moldova and Romania were the opposite
?

>>74821853
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>74814097
>What are some of the best Eurovision songs ever?

best of Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pL9vdpSvnY

>write a song in your language inspired by your traditonal music
>win
Did portugal start the crumbling of the eternal anglo's sovereign?

>>74814097
The two eternal GOAT eurovision songs are these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBAdOlQPbwg

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE

>bring a real song to a song contest
>win
what the fuck happened there?

>>74823765
The thing I find funny about it is all the hipsters claiming to like it because it's """"deep and meaningful"""" despite not speaking a word of Portuguese. Fair enough if they like it musically but some people really need their heads removing from their arse.

Why is Australia still in Eurovision?

>>74823832
Banter and memes

>>74813597
was it rape?

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what happened to ASSpain's guy voice explained by the simpsons:
https://youtu.be/lmX18C3PBq0

>Hungary was well received
>Portugal won because he sang from his heart
well i know who to send next year https://youtu.be/HFpGBQbTMlo

>>74823931
>because he sang from his heart

low blow anon

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>>74815871
We know, and we genuinely like our Western neighbours. Spaniards are happy about Portugal's success in both Eurovision and last year's Euros.

The point is that the horrible singer we sent actually *lost* the popular vote in the national final. However, he was the industry's protégé so the jury chose to ignore the people's choice and send him instead. The audience went full mad for this reason, and the fact that Manel basically gave them the finger live on TV didn't help. That's why we wanted him to get nil points, to show the industry that they can't get away with nepotism and tyranny.

Pic related was the people's choice.

>>74824002

allchoices were SHIT t b hm manle was just the one who sucked the jury's dick better, either way his career is finished, everyone will remember how his voice cracked forever and laugh at him, fuck... this country makes me proud sometimes.

>>74824002
She would have been my choice too desu. God your women are stunning.

>>74823798
it must have been fucked up for them, they grew up believing (and seeing) that a winning song should sound like shit and have lots of special effects and shallow bright stuff. And then this happened.
>>74815838
we will never stop letting you down, hermanos.

>>74824137

>your women
>your

that's right... our, not yours, keep your peepee in your trousers please.

>>74824141
>hey grew up believing (and seeing) that a winning song should sound like shit and have lots of special effects and shallow bright stuff. And then this happened.

Don't see how it's that different to Serbia in 2007 really. Song in their own language, no special effects, good voice etc. This sort of song does just win from time to time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4

Portugal's song reminds me somewhat of "When You Wish Upon A Star" arrangement-wise. Mesmerizing, truly deserving. I'd listen to this slow number a way lot more than Moldova's club anthem, honestamente.

Can't wait for the orchestral performance when I can spontaneously ballet around my room to it.


>>74815032
Interesting insight.
>have always found it very chic and cultured to know more than one language, which means we ended up always subbing stuff
Same as here in my country, although people tend to ditch Malay once attaining English fluency. It's added by the fact that people kinda have a inferior perception towards Malay (especially in the 2000s - 2010s) because of how its popular media tended to be pretty rigid in themes and not 'in' with the crowd...though that has changed somewhat with the presence of independent publishing.

>>74814988
>or the lesser known Scottish Gaelic

>>74815124
That is some soft enunciation...from the singer, at least.

>>74821115
>>74815602
Norway's Alexander Rybak seem to have a pretty significant fanbase in Vietnam, judging from the language of many of the comments in some videos of his...so yeah, anything can happen.

(learned about this Song Contest some years ago through some site I shan't say because it doesn't matter anyway)

>>74824822
Whoopsie, I forgot words:

>...truly deserving of the win.
>Can't wait for the orchestral live performance...

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Julia should have won, hands down best song and powerful performance for her state.
Ukraine knew she would win and that would have btfo them so hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu5kSWkZqOI

Spain so shit we didn't end up last

>>74813545
Get the rake

How should Spain be punished for their entry?

Europe seriously can't let that shit slide.