/cum/

When was the last time you said Fuck Drumpf?

>i see that you've just said something against homosexuality
>the only reason for this is obviously that you are a homosexual yourself

>>74812027
I'm more of a "fuck white people" type of guy

Wish I could have fucked one of my cousins when we were younger

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Thinking about wearing this out to the club tonight

the holocaust never happened

wish i could fuck one of my cousins today

>I hate gays so much!
>they're just gross and icky and I can't stop thinking about their cocks sliding in and out of my butthole
>I-I mean gay buttholes

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>>74812050
Well faggots are always recruiting

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>>74812134

I miss driverposting

>>74812148
lol yes it did you dummy

I like GT more than Super

>>74812177
Who are you quoting?

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Lets be serious though what proof is there that the so called "armenian genocide" actually happened?
Checkmate

>>74812201
prove it jidf

>>74812238
Me

>>74812050
That's usually how it goes, yeah

>>74812134
The scorpion always ruins it. It's a nice racing jacket though.

i've actually never seen any "proof" the holocaust happened

all im saying is if 6 million jews really died there would be at least one video on liveleak

Never seen any proof of gfs
t b q h

Reminder that anime posters are all fags

>>74812050
Not necessarily but it's telling that politicians/pastors who get caught in gay sex scandals are virtually always vocally homophobic

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Wish I was an anime girl

>>74812453

I bet you think Jojo is gay, stupid idiot

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>>74812355
>>74812406
>Israeli publishers began to publish dime novel-format memoirs, describing abuse, particularly sexual abuse, in the concentration camps. Sold in magazine kiosks, the novels, ostensibly first-person memoirs, became best-sellers. According to filmmaker Ari Libsker, "the Holocaust pictures that I saw, as one who grew up here, were of naked women."
You wouldn't think jews would write a bunch of pornographic novels about it either.

i wish i was a confused japanese schoolgirl

Am I the only jew here?

I wish I was Keichi Morisato

Guys... I'm seriously in probably the biggest dilemma in years if not my entire life.

Just to give you a quick rundown how pathetic I am. I'm a 29 year old overweight virgin manlet with a 4.5 inch penis who still works fast food and lives at home with his mother as well as suffers from all kinds of mental and health problems.

Well, I just started working with this somewhat ugly chubby nigress with a fat ass and big tits, she's in her early 20's and going to college and shit, and to make a long story short. She wants to fuck. She literally told me she thought I was hot and "wouldn't mind fucking" as she casually strolled away from the back of the store leaving me sweating bullets and in complete confusion and disbelief.

What do?

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>Holocaust never happened

Why do white people love nazis so much?

I'm a nonpracticing Jewish convert

>>74812557
I'm jewish-kin
The local rabbi hates me

>>74812585
>implying
Nobody in this thread is white

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wish I was Shimakaze-kun in particular

i love israel and the jewish people i just think the holocaust is a bit exaggerated

>97x125

https://youtu.be/w-_A_32Gh6I
HOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOST

really gotta fuck laci green and/or 9S' mouth

i actually hate israel an jews btw dont get the wrong idea

>>74812671
Why?

>>74812603
Feels good unironically being the master race

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>>74812557
was raised reform but have considered myself agnostic since I was 16

>>74812778
She can take a lot of dick

>>74812878
Is that a dream of yours?

>>74812907
hes a humongous fag so yes

>>74812907
It's not a dream sweetie ;)

would you rather live in Gensokyo or Planeptune

its a hard decision but i'd pick Gensokyo if i could be with (or be) Alice Margatroid otherwise I'd pick Planeptune

I'd hurl planeptune into the sun

is there a black person who doesn't like rap?

The "treatment" of homosexuality is for homosexuals to fuck each other and doesn't require unwilling participants.

The "treatment" of bestiality, cannibalism, pedophilia, etc involves unwilling participants.

The "treatment" of public defecation and nudity requires the public to act as an active agent. Homosexuality only requires passive agency, with the exception of gay parades and other garbage which I'm also against.

if i lived in Planeptune i would make Nepgear and Uni spank each other

>foreskin gets pushed back from dick head
>the friction from my underwear gives me a boner everytime
How do you cut fags handle it?

Homosexuality is immoral and acceptance of that sort of degeneracy degrades the social bonds and contracts that have built the West

>>74813112
the greeks and romans were all homos

>>74813074
The cut benis is less sensetive i hear

Eating mustard is immoral and acceptance of that sort of degeneracy degrades the social bonds and contracts that have built the West

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i wish i was Marisa so Alice could be my girlfriend

>>74813112
>everything should stay the same
>this is how society grows and improves over time

>>74813074
>not having a keratinized dick
do you think women get off to anything that isn't a dildo?

>>74813131
The Greeks and Romans collapsed when social degeneracy became acceptable to the public

>>74813176
>dude this house will be totally fine if you take away its foundation
silly billy

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>>74812003
I agree
Nothing wrong :^)

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>>74813074
Growing up I always got boners at mass bc while I was standing my dick would rub against the pew in front of me

Fortunately I learned the waistband trick from a classmate which I still use today

>>74813074
Didnt meant to disparage those who were forcibly circumcised with the "fags" suffix. Honestly curious.

>>74813133
This seems likely.

>>74813235
Our nation wasn't founded on Christianity, though. I'm pretty positive homos weren't mentioned once in the Declaration of Independence. Besides, your analogy just doesn't make a lot of sense. There's no direct comparison to draw.

>>74813241

delet this

>le America wasn't founded on Christian values maymay
I bet you think that cooperation is the only rational thing to do

Stinky dumb nihilist scum

*/cum/s*

>>74813341
>new hamster

>>74812003
Absolutely nothing wrong, unironically nothing wrong.

You just have to make sure you won't have children with your sister. Then nobody must care what is happening in your bedroom.

>>74813235
Could you perhaps give me a serious reply?

>commies, southerners and CHI's all endorse incest

hmmmm

im feeling very depressed

>>74813374
>snorida

>>74813394
Wise words.
My sister is super fine though.

incest is ok so long as you don't pair multiple generations together

Reminder that Charles II was 5th level incest

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>>74812003
the only allowable incest is sex with two sisters at once

probably would not fuck my sister to be perfectly honest

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just got bullied online gonna cut myself and eat a live rodent

Nothing wrong here.

Also this >>74813548

Wish I had a gay twin

>>74813235
Adams was a humanist protestant that believed in compatability with deism, Franklin was a deist with retarded views and was a complete hypocrite, Washington was an anglican, Madison was a deist, Jefferson was an anticlerical theist with unorthodox views, Jay was a christian, and Hamilton was a deist.

Therefore America more deists and unorthodox christians who would barely be considered christian today

>>74813553

>Probably

are you a big guy?

>>74813641

in comparison to yourself

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>tfw your mere existence causes asspain avalanches of epic proportions

not gonna lie buds, being gay is bretty gud sometimes

>>74813641
I have an above average sized penis

Robert E Lee was a Christian

>>74813621
I mean who knows for sure given the right circumstances

only retards would argue about the morality of homosexuality with a literal cock muncher

Robert E lee didnt want to fight for dixie

>>74812003
>usa
>white
You only get to pick one(1)

Grant was a military genius but an awful president

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>>74813611
All of them based their philosophy on thousands of years of Christian thought. The Enlightenment didn't appear out of nowhere bud

>>74813553
So you get those images or what

Robert E Lee fought for Virginia and Virginia chose to join her sister states in the Confederacy

William Tecumseh Sherman is a war hero and monuments to him should be erected all over the south

>>74813785
>military genius
>literally human waves: the general
Nah

virginia is a blue state

>>74813794
no man that's gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32CEr9TSUA

haha look at fatty climb

*eats ice cream in front of your gf*

>>74813671
i thought poopminers were proud about having asspain

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>>74813671
>faggot talking about asspain

>>74813732
>didn't join the church until it was politically beneficial
really makes you think
>>74813787
Homosexuality would be a non-issue in deism if we're going by Paine's works though.
>thinking that morality is linear
>conceding to a religion without any rationality, but only for the sake of tradition

Sherman was an actual war criminal

the only cure for homosexuality is a bullet to the head

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Starting to think that toronto doesnt even have a sister.

Sherman is a top 5 hero in american military history and deserves the medal of honor

pure ideology

lee was a traitor and deserved to hang
sherman was a war hero

>>74813914
of course he bloody doesnt

>>74813882
>Paine
Liberalism was a mistake

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What did she mean by this??

Faglords

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>>74813934

>>74813914
you are correct

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>>74812671
do you now

>>74813882
Lee was a genuinely devout Christian

would hate for my entire identity to be based on

a nonsense book

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>>74813973
Proud Kween doesn't let whitey tell her what to do. Plus she looks like she could use the exercise

>>74813973
>wagegap.gif

>>74813994
Yes

Reconstruction was a mistake

we should have burned everything south of the mason dixon to the ground and started anew

if it wasn't for the southerners being lazy cunts we wouldnt have a negro problem

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Whats wrong with them?

>>74813973
how is that honkey walking so fast?

I unironically think less of any person who speaks ill of General Lee

>>74814038
alright then

>>74814007
Who didn't care about the church.

softshell > hardshell
applies to tacos and lobster

lee was a traitor
this is a simple fact

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>>74813973
>>74814038
hmmmm

lee was a traitor and every statue of him should be demolished or covered in bird shit

>>74814085
Sherman >>>> Lee

>>74814065
Entire nation of people trying to be fratboys

being named after a racecar > being named after a tank

Wish I could fuck some fratboys but they'd probably drug and rape me

>>74814110
and the fact that he wasn't obsessed with denominations makes him less Christian how?

if anything its only another reason to respect Lee

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>>74814214
quintessential floridian post

>>74814258
being christian isn't a reason to respect someone

>having loyalty to the federal government

kek, founding fathers are spinning in their graves

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I HAVE A BRAIN FREEZE

>HEY GUYS LOOK AT HOW GAY I AM I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE I AM A HOMOSEXUAL I LOVE COCK PPPLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEE PPPPAAAAAYYYYY AAAATTTENNNTTTIIIONNNNN TTTTOOO MMMMEEEEE

has haitiano posted in the last 24 hours?

>HEY GUYS I HATE FAGS PLEEEEEEEEEEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION HAHA LOOK I TELL THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES HAHA
Get a fucking life nigger

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>>74814266

>>74814348
no

>>74814348
no he killed himself

>>74814348
he became an hero

someone bring me up to speed with haitiano

>>74814291
stay away from my gf

>>74814365
I give it another day or two before he's back having autism fits in some general

Sherman had actual mental illness and suffered breakdowns. Grant was an alcoholic and a corrupt politician

Lee was a genuine Christian, ensured that the peace would hold after the warm and founded a university

>>74814394
was threatening to kill himself because his face was being spammed on 4chan

said he was going to jump in front of a train, in sweden

>>74814400
*flosses in front of your gf*

>>74814394

had a picture of himself somehow show up on /int/, asked us how to get it deleted

we told him to fuck off, he played the victim, said he was gonna jump in front of a train

>southerners delude themselves into thinking sherman had a mental disorder

sad!

>>74814394
notorious schizophrenic troll, posts dozens of flamebaits on /cum/ he does not need a (You), he needs professional medical help

that vid of sarcoon climbing has inspired me to visit the local indoor rock climbing place tomorrow

>>74814472
Stop being mean Placer

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>fully aware that I'm a piece of shit who doesn't deserve a gf
>still want a gf so badly

day 19...
no longer have time for cum with this wow private server
feeling bittersweet

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>>74814549
If I were president I'd give you a gf bud, you absolutely deserve one.

>>74814549
If I were president I'd banish you to the nether realm, you absolutely dont deserve one.

Wish I could see a Californian's nether realms

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@74814675

>>74814675
you can see twixt my nethers any time you want, 'Capin

Doctor just diagnosed me with the gay gene.
AMA

>>74814769
Are you gay?

>>74814769
Do you ever visit New England? I have a spare bedroom.

>>74814769
how long do you have?

>>74814705
Is this that "jojo" I keep hearing about?

>>74814566
>mmos
is there anything more of a waste?

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emily

>>74814820

jojo doesnt have guns until part 7

http://yespornplease.com/view/247335229
http://yespornplease.com/view/247335229

some great fap material buds

>jojo doesnt have guns until part 7
someone post animepro.jpg

well excuuuuuuuuuse me for CTR

>>74813241
>>74814820
This is the jojo you keep hearing about

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https://youtu.be/PjBf3PJmBCM

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is girl shoe?

>>74814938
Mostly yes. If you're playing that metro look, you can wear it. I had a friend who wore those who had pretty good luck with women. So a man wearing those isn't an auto loss.

>>74814798
Not yet.
>>74814810
No.
>>74814819
24 hrs at most.

>>74814982
fuck

>tfw starting to feel guilty that i'll never give my parents grandchildren
>tfw actually starting to want a family myself

oh no

>>74815045
how old are you

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>>74814921
https://youtu.be/J3UOWazNj5s

>>74815045
>tfw want kids but I won't adopt
What do I do

>>74815045
But you are terrible, do you really want to ruin you partner+ children's lives?

>>74815068
21 lol

>>74815083
Meet a woman whom you can convince to have kids

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>>74815079
I love tom brady. hes the greatest living american

>>74815100
It's a bit early for despair there, pardner

>>74815107
he doesn't like women in that way

>>74815143
That doesn't matter, plenty of gay people with biological children

>he lives in chicago and cheers for a NE team

>>74815045
>wanting your children to suffer through the pure misery that is existence

Don't make the same mistake that your parents did.

>>74815184
>cheers for a NE team
everyone does

> there are people in this thread who don't like at least one e-sport
Explain yourself.

>being stupid enough to be a bears fan

yeah I dont think so

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>>74815184
>He doesn't think Tom Brady is a great person

You don't need to be from New England to recognize that Tom Brady is a great person.

>>74815167
>biological children
more like step-children

>>74815239

its not even brady, he legitimately roots for the patriots

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>>74815257
Everybody likes to cheer for winners

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>he doesnt root for the patriots

>>74815248
Good one, but I do mean legitimate children

>>74815300

do you even watch sports

thank god black people didnt win the superb owl eh buds

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>tired every day because I never sleep well at night
>tired even on my day off
>don't even wanna wake up in the morning
>have been getting to work later and later for the past few weeks
i thought it was just a meme when everyone talked about getting a job making you even more miserable but i understand now

>>74813976
i used to use this image as a profile picture for a very long time so whenever i see the specific picture of slavoj, i see myself.

fuck niers

>>74814472
retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Tecumseh_Sherman#Breakdown

im an atlanta braves fan, myself

>>74815333
What's ur job

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Don't forget that this happened.

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>>74815316
occasionally
enough to know whichever team you like sucks and whichever team you dont like is good

>>74815354

>breakdowns before he even went out as a commander

wow, that sure mattered in the long run didnt it

I am a 34-year-old woman who is obsessed with the Switch — Nintendo’s newest and best gaming console, which came out in March. Small problem: I’ve banned myself from getting one. Another problem: The thing is hard to get. Some 2.7 million people rushed to buy the Switch, with its hybrid controllers and portable screen, when it was released, and demand outstripped supply. Now many retailers have been out of stock for weeks, and others have marked up the precious console by hundreds of dollars.

I work from home, and if I had a Nintendo Switch, work is not what I’d be doing. My apartment would instead become a glorious pleasure den from which I would enter the brightly colored world of my favorite game: The Legend of Zelda.

Zelda is a gaming series set in a fantasy world, where the main character must complete a mission, solving puzzles, munching on bat wings and fighting terrestrial jelly monsters on the way. The newest installment, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, is world class, apparently. If I had a Switch, and Zelda, I’d traverse forest ranges on horseback, while my bills would go unpaid, my dogs would die of hunger and my work deadlines would fade into the background, secondary to what’s really important: defeating an evil boar king.

>>74815083
stop being gay

>>74815463
When are they going to invent a cure for the gay

>>74815333
Try exercise.

CFL > NFL

Ah! Hoo! Indeed, hootie hoo!
It's always a treat to have
visitors here!

>>74815475
they already have it's called just stop being gay

>>74815351
Wtf is niers

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>>74815479
I ride my bike 10 miles a day for said job

I seriously should have played ironsides, i had asthma and played 3 years of rugby with it. I would have fucking DESTROYED at football because you get so many breaks to catch your breath

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>>74815483

>>74815516
How

>>74815526
try a pedaled bike

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So who's the cutest on /cum/?

>>74815526
my aunt and grandma live in broward county

>>74815551
Me

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>>74815550
???
as opposed to what

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>>74815527
Yes there are so many rugby players that go to the NFL and just dominate.

>>74815551

Im pretty kawaii, myself

>>74815580
hi, this is your brain talking. yes, i agree, we are kawaii

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>>74815551
denmark is cute in a retarded puppy sort of way

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>>74815580
>>74815607

>>74815576
i was a wing, and basically held back because you have to run the entire match and i had asthma

if i was a running back holy shit, could have probably gone to prep school on scholarship

>>74815607

if you're my brain, what number am I thinking of right now

>>74815624
>>if i was a running back holy shit, could have probably gone to prep school on scholarship
maybe if you were black

>>74815623
me on the left

>>74815637
1, because we are #1 kawaii

>>74815645
Im half black and run like a motherfucker

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>>74815568
>>74815580
alright lets see what you two look like

>>74815617
bleh

>>74815672
black is the only part that matters, lots of teenagers can run

si si, es bueno

>>74815661
that some kind of euphemism?

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yo

>>74815687
>lots of teenagers can run
well i was the fastest on my rugby and placed in track and field in montreal so.... i was faster than most

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>>74815676

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>>74815676
Ignore the filename I have them randomized

Its mothers day soon liddies remember to atleast message her

>>74815703
Doesn't matter how fast you are, very few football coaches are going to recruit a white HB or a white defensive back.

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>desuarchive dies right in the middle of me looking for something to fap to
god damn it

>>74815716
thats some leaf

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>>74815716
not very cute desu

>>74815759
It's a Russian

>>74815766
Ur not very cute

>>74815759
t. trap expert

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>>74815716
>lets see what you look like
>posts legs

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here I am, don't be mean please

>>74815810
ugly stinky looser

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>>74815797
ur not very wrong

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>>74815750
>doesn't matter if you're good, you wouldn't get picked because you're part white

Listening classical radio lids

>>74815828
I didn't say that, I said that the only thing that would matter would be your race, not that you can run. Football is a very racist sport

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Me haha

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Wish the gays would make like faggots and commit suicide tbqh

>>74815880
Fucking homophobes

>>74815869
let me guess: wagner

Would you munch penis?

>>74815870
so they hire slow black guys? and there are plenty of white guys in the NFL

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rate me and be brutally honest /cum/

>>74815875
y u LARPing for

>>74815826
idk you're probably qt

>>74815910
BEETHOVEN LUDWIG VAN
15 VARIATIONS WITH FUGUE, OP. 35

>>74815937
y not

>>74815933
>so they hire slow black guys?
Yes they are called powerbacks actually and could also be converted into a fullback.

>and there are plenty of white guys in the NFL
I believe there are no starting white defensive backs in the NFL and less than 5 white HBs in all of the NFL.

>>74815714
>fairly handsome
>dresses nice
>parents with money that buy you whatever you want

I envy him desu

>>74815934
Preti good

Should I get a McDonalds?

*watches hickok45 videos*

>>74815985
I dont want to play defensive tho, im not a big guy

>>74815934
You aren't very white

>>74816007
go to wendys, get the nuggies with the meme siracha sauce. its pretty good.

t. nuggy pro

>>74816008
*smokes pots*

>>74815979
cause i feel left out :(

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rate me please

>>74815934

I'm whiter than you

>>74812230
How much do you like GT?

>>74815934
Some kind of Paki/10

>>74816019
halfback is what you said, half back and defensive back are the two positional groups that have virtually all black players. Coaches generally won't recruit non-blacks for these positions because they are considered genetically inferior in those specific skill sets.

>>74816054
better skin than I have

>>74816054
9/11 hot enought to melt steel beams

>>74816045
No Wendys by my house

*bumps water on table*
*spills some on crotch*
l-lewd

>>74816048
*reports you to the finnish police*

>>74816065
maybe 6.5/10

>>74816054
just lift, bro

>>74816051
Don't

>>74816102
haha look at this faggot he peed his pants

tfw mom is going to annoy me tomorrow about why im not married and with 3 kids already

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the new discord settings menu is gross desu

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Can I be the cutest?

>>74816095
F

get kfc

>>74816079
I have black DNA though and i run fast. Why the fuck would i be denied the position because im lightskin?

>>74816157
>discord
Hue dogshit program spyware tier

>>74816179
>>74816179
>>74816179
>>74816179
NEW

>>74816172
Going to ask you to read the reply chain again.

wendys has the best nuggets
>>74816180
>i don't want the government to know about my xy180xtapyxaa180tap40xxyb180xxyxxtap skills

>>74816211
i dont understand how being a mulatto would hurt my chances getting scouted by a prep school

you didnt explain it all, just that most running backs in the NFL are black, because recruiters see them as superior specimens

>>74816252
refer to this post that I posted not long ago.

>>74815870

>>74815100
Not a bad age to be having those feelings.

Figure out how much money you'll need to have a stable sort of life, make a career plan draft (you've got a few years to act on it and change it on the fly, but it's good to think about it). Look into trades if you're not sure what you'd like to do.