Now that the dust has settled

>>74811894
No he's an autistic piece of shit who doesn't know what to do with his hands

No, Sweden unironically deserved to win.

Yeah

bit too autistic and smug himself but the song was nice

>>74811894
no italy deserved the win

>>74811894
no

>>74811894
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU (yes)

no Romania easily had the most worthy song

HAHAHA SPAIN BTFO
HOW CAN THEY EVER RECOVER

>>74811894
If we are being objective on the merit of performance and quality of song, yes.

>>74811954
Portugal won overwhelmingly both the jury and televote. I remember Mans was very much helped by only the jury.

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>>74811976
this

european nationalism btfo once again
2017 is a shit year

Yes, 100%.

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No. Kristian from Bulgaria was way better.

apparently he has heart problems
and he seems like a good man
so yes

>>74811894
of course

>>74812038
WE LITERALLY CAN NOT
PREPARING FOR CIVIL WAR AS WE SPEAK

I liked Epic Sax Guy the most

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>>74811976
Sweden is fast food music, it has no feeling

Salvador said so, and he won the Eurovision, so i believe him

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Autralia needed to win

Sim

>>74812073
t. leafbey

>>74811894
He won both the jury and public vote, so from that point of view he deserved. But the song was utter shit.

>>74811894
No. Moldova was the most catchy, Belgium was the most emotional, Bulgaria was the most faggy

No Bulgaria deserved to win.

I wanted to see my poor baby smile :(

Anyone got a screen grab of the final points?

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MEEEU BEEEM

OUUUUUVE AS MINHAS PRECES

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>>74812093
>PREPARING FOR CIVIL WAR
NO NOT LIKE THIS
I'm making vacation there this summer plz wait till autumn

>>74812078
Pretty sure that's a lie to get votes.

>>74811894
Is he retarded or some shit?

Also why must Israel wiggle themselves into euro competitions? Fucking Jews.

Do you think he received sympathy votes due to his heart problems?

>>74812139
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest_2017#Final

>>74812099
This, Moldova was robbed by the jury

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>>74811976
Reminder that the Swedish people voted for Nano Omar but we got cucked by the international jury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB9eOhXytFE

>people claiming Belgium was good
I'm not a fan of the song that won but jesus was the belgian song bland as fuck

>write something which is basically knock-off Joanna Newsom
>Send autist with a sob story to perform it
>win
Portugal have cracked the formula

Belgium was better

I can't believe he won the phone vote

They rigged it, I tell you

Such a shit song

>>74812124
>gypsy doesn't understand the concept of feels because he can't steal them

I am glad he won because he is one of the very few to sing in his native language.

Did Abba ever sing a song in Swedish btw?

no, because he is a moor, and only whites should win it. I have no trouble admiting it

>Top of Jury vote
>Top of Televote

Yes he deserved to win you faggots.

>>74811894
As a non-voter I would have given these points:

12: Portugal
10: Sweden
8: United Kingdom
7: Bulgaria
6: Moldova
5: Italy
4. Netherlands
3: France
2: Azerbaijan
1. Norway

I wouldn't have voted for him if I were from another country, but hell, I'll take it. In my opinion, there were times when we deserved the win and didn't get shit, so this was just karmic justice being served.

>>74811894
Best song and singer by FAR

>>74811963
shut the fuck up el salonikANO

>>74812218
>8: United Kingdom

You are objectively wrong

Croatia song gave me the feels senpai

>Italy deserved to win

Italian song a shit, they could of picked many other great song but gave it to that annoying faggot. Also he looks so stereotypically italian.

>>74812155
kinda too much for a bamboozle, well unless he's a psychopath

>>74812170
Televotes are shittier than jury votes desu.

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>>74812236
Loool I actually am from Thessaloniki

>>74812189
what's his sob story?

>>74812199
I thought this was a music contest, not a tearjerker one.

>cyprus booed for joking about always voting for Greece

>>74811894
Who cares?

>>74812237
Oh yeah? Why don't you ask the Irish jury who's objectively wrong?

Sweden has a slick song. I wouldn't mind listening to it after the contest.

UK was quite generic, though edged out on performance. Ergo, 8 points, you still land on the right side of the scoreboard.

>>74811894
No.

Shitty ballad no. 597, with a right amount of virtue signalling can do wonders apparently. Not to mention that the singer is an asshole.

Ukraine last year was equally garbage.

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Who /voted for Hungary/ here?

>>74812273
Refugees

>>74812269
do you like Halkidiki?

>>74812273
Terrible heart disease. Had two surgeries a few months ago. Probably gonna die soon. His sister wrote him this song and the lyrics are about having a big heart to love for two.

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Please someone help me, there is seriously something fucking weird about Belgiums song, it seems so familiar, and my familiy and everyone fuckin else i talked to seems to think the same and now in the youtube comments i read the very same thing, please its driving me nuts whats going on

>>74812273
Heart condition, it's so bad he can't be away from his medical team in Portugal for more than 2 weeks.

>>74812219
t. Cláudio Ramos

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>>74812162
Are you suggesting that votes in the Eurovision contest are NOT actually representative of the quality of the songs? You bobbled my mind my white friend

>>74812273
his heart brek

>>74812178
That song would've easily won Eurovision.
Sweden is the real winner.

>>74812292
Oh no these 12 points from that ONE nation we get are going to change everything!!!!!!! We must stop those dirty greeks

>>74812219
Yeah, I remember. Portugal should have won 2009.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjFgNdpFJYo

It was boring. Same as last year with Jamala.

>>74811894
Without any doubt

How can you listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Dp-UM24q0 and not press replay 100 times?

Cmon /int, dude wiped the floor.

>>74812301
>This is love
>Repeat 100 times
Sometimes ad hominem works

>>74812348
you could have voted for Germany and France, as a thank you.
You know Macron saved your ass.

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>>74812321
Who doesn't like Halkidiki? I don't like how it's filled with Russkies nowadays though

>>74812334
And i forget to say, but nobody knows though were it could be from

>>74812296
Song was generic

Singer couldn't sing

Performance was forgettable

How we ended up with 111 points I will never know

>>74812334
They're all knock off chink tier versions of yank/bong songs

Belgium's song was just Adelle, maybe Sia

>>74812153
Bring Condor Legion

Yes he did.

It is fun to see butthurt of stupid millenials in the comment section.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qotooj7ODCM

Remember to celebrate diversity, we are all winners and our nations don't really exist anyways as they are based on the outdated concept of a 'people', as if that's relevant today.

For a united Europe!

>>74812373
I damn near cried, ngl

parbéns portugal, tenho muito orgulho pra ti :)

>>74812363
Agreed Jamala wasn't interesting, but this one makes you stop and think

>>74812393
it's very beautiful

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The Beautiful Blanche deserved to win.

>>74811894
i'm so-so about it. I'm not sure. part of me wishes Italy won. I'm actually kinda sad

>>74812342
That song unironically deserved the win and I stand by that. I voted for it and I'm glad it won.

We need more wannabe James Bond themes in our Eurovision

>>74812373
how can you unironically support a pro-refugee faggot? i hope his faggot heart kills him

I want to kick Australia out of Eurovision for always giving UK 12 points but at the same time they are so based I want them to stay.

>>74812434
Genuinely my favourite song this year

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>>74811894

I hate the "dust has settled" meme.

So now that a non-english song proved it could win, when are we forcing applicants to sing in their countries' language and Make Eurovision Great Again?

>>74812418
Why is the eurovision fanbase so retarded?

>>74812149
PEÇO QUE REGRESSEEEEEES

>>74811894
His song is shit and he's a literal autist, we simply won because the rest of europe is too cucked to sing in their own languages instead of english

Can't wait for all the qt boys visitng next year :3

>>74812392
True, your song was pretty good btw, the whole shit is rigged though, France should have been in the top 10

>>74812334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A

>>74811894
>inb4 Sweden sends an apathetic, pansexual, leukemia-ridden refugee to Lisbon next year

Two can play this game.

>>74812447
The fucking Irishdon't do bloc voting, we need at least one ally

>>74812419
no song to celebrate factories closing in France and reopening in Poland... :(

>>74812447
Australia should be guaranteed perpetual membership thanks to that shitposting Aussie who single-handedly made this year's Eurovision memorable

>>74812348
It's your damn jury, they should know better. But noooo.

Either that or you're both being le master trole IRL.

How serious is his heart problem?

>>74812325
>>74812335
Well that explains it

Zero word on that on the german broadcast, I was confused as fuck why he won

the real winner was the based australian moon man

We are a very peripheric nation, we won against all odds, hope you haters die, we are the best, we win everything now, from football compettions to musci event.
WE ARE TE BEST

>>74812105
In many ways, we already did.

>>74812443
>That song unironically deserved the win
>conchita deserved to win
you're full of shit.

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>>74811894
Armenia was the best song and you know it

>>74812468
thanks bruv

>>74812459
Have you ever checked trending videos on youtube or any video with 100+ million views. They are all pure cancer with generic shit sounds. What surprised me is Portugal even winning to televote, I didn't expect such retarded people to vote for this genuine song.

nah his song it overrated
Belarus should have won

>>74812459
Because they're Eur*peans

>>74812485
His sister did some of the rehearsal performances because he was too ill

He may well be dead by next year's show

>>74812485
he's dying, man.

I legit can't believe Portugal won the popular vote, I thought the Bulgarian twink had that in the bag. Would not have expected a slow song to win that.

>>74812447
holy shit though, only like 3 points via televote, that's gotta hurt

>>74812462
I'm not a fan of the autism desu but once you look at it outside the lens of a contest it's a very good song.

I have to say that Moldova was catchiest tune, I think it will outlive 'Amar Pelos Dois' for much longer.

Francesco Gabbani will probably have the longest-sustained career among these contestants, I'm sure Europe knows his name now

>>74811894

I liked the song, it was one of my favourites but I hoped our Francesco would have won, he's amazing. At least the plastic songs from Sweden and Bulgaria didn't win. The only sure thing about all this is that the jury votes are embarassing, how could so many countries vote for their neighbours regardless of the song? It's ridicolous, the nordics give 12 points only to other nordics, cyprus-greece, romania-moldova, surely all the ex-yu block would have exchanged votes, austraia voted for UK. At least the other countries who voted for Portugal were sincere.

>>74812473
>our bloc voting is Malta and Albania
>San Marino backstabbed us this year

hmm okay fair enough

>>74812475
this is what I mean I was crying laughing watching the absolute aussie madman

>>74812189
>Joanna Newsom invented ballads
You are such a faggot

>>74812301
As opposed to generic pop trash #484848?

Kristian from Bulgaria should have won. Having that voice at 17 is incredible. This show is absolutely rigged.

Bulgaria was objectively better.

Congratulations Portugal and enjoy your refugees.

Love you Kristian <3

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We are going to host it here

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>>74812149
good post

>>74811894
What are they going to do next year when he is dead?

So did he really say that his winning was rigged?

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>>74812236
Always laugh when I see the PeruANO meme being applied to others

>UK getting mad when our jury didn't give them points
wtf why

See it on the bright side: Next year, people are actually gonna start singing in their own god damn language, as they should

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>>74812325
fuck, do we even have a dying singer left in France?

Fuck, i was going to sleep for an hour before the show, had been awake since early morning.

Just woke up. Did I miss anything? Any good intermission acts or other cringy shit

>>74812562
His sister was on stage singing some of the lines at the end

She'll just do it instead

>>74812529
>>74812533
Oh shit, I had no idea

>>74812014

Italy had a cheap copy of our gorilla song

https://youtu.be/PaQP6QTazeo

>>74812529
>next year
I read somewhere if he doesn't get a heart transplant till the end of this year he's most likely going to die.

>>74812535
The show is rigged. They want Portugal to take more refugees. Bulgaria was objectively better IMO.

Kristian <3

>>74812543
>UK
>Australia
>neighbours

jokes aside I agree, I think it's so fucking dumb to get Moldova/Cyprus/Denmark to announce votes, it's always to Romania/Greece/Sweden. It would be more exciting for them to tell points 1-8.

belarus was my favourite desu

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hmmm i wonder how he won

>>74812523
This.Retarded millenials voted for bulgaria.middle aged people for italy,gay people for sweden

>>74812546
time to invade San Marino for good
it's a battle we can win

>>74812563
Yeah, but he was probably joking.

>>74812592
Fuck off with your twink shilling, leaf.

>>74812485
if he doesn't get a new heart till the end of this year he'll die

>>74812611
>that photoshopped nose

>>74812571
What makes it worse is that you gave us, their worst enemy, 3 points.

>>74811894
Absolutely no

>>74812571
Neighbouring cunts do that

Except for the Balkans, apparently

>>74812535
teen girls probably don't even know that contest is a thing
they're out getting double-teamed by Chad and Brad

>>74812349
Fuck no. Norway was the deserved winner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiH4BFTELME

>>74812474
why such an arbitrary distinction?
everyone who lives in europe and feels like a european is a european

What does it matter if a factory closes in location A and opens in location B?

>>74812573
This

>>74812563
Yes he was being sarcastic

>>74812573
yeah everyone singing in english is cringe

>>74812621
>it's a battle we can win

woah slow down there comrade, maybe we ask them nicely first.

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>>74812611
>>74812451
never change int

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I want to thank Ireland for making it possible for us to not be the last place. Spain HAD to be last, the song was a huge pile of shit and I don't even want to know how they got that into the ESC.

Imo Croatia had the best song.

>>74812550
>from Bulgaria
he was born in Russia

>>74812621
FUCK OFF

San Marino give us points every single year

They are truly our greatest ally

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Umm, do you guys think the australian lad is fine? I read he was arrested and this is ukraine after all

>>74812563
It was a jab at the people claiming that there's corruption in the juri

>>74811894
I know I'm suspect, but I honestly think he deserves it.

I hate pop music in general, and all the other songs sound so similar and fake, so his stands out, even if it's probably just as fake.

It sounds traditional and simple. No flashy shit, no weird vibratos, no yodeling, no weird diva-runs no nothing. Just a dude singing a song, in his native language.

Not to say it's anything special outside the Eurovision contest, or that he's a better singer than everyone else involved or that his heart condition didn't give him pity points, but it's the only half-classy thing Eurovision has put out recently, and the only half-classy thing we've put out musically as well, so I'm glad we won the shit-song contest with a half-decent old-fashioned and simple balad.

Now to never watching this again.

>>74812644
>everyone who lives in europe and feels like a european is a european

Not your decision to make

>>74812419
I actually unironically agree with this

>>74812667
wait what

>>74812307
I genuinely liked Hungary.

>>74812573
Wait what? Is that finally the required rule?

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>>74812611
DELETE THIS

Only if his country Portugal gets TRASHED like Germany

see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKaM2GGEx4

>""""""other countries"""" must take their responsibility with ensuring safe travel ways for """""""""""""""""""""""""refugees""""""""" [victims of Zionist proxy wars]
>but not Portugal because their country is the type that refugees never settle in anyway (economy)
His song being CALM does not excuse him sounding like our feminst, Zionist puppet Prime Minister from Sweden's socialdemocrat party

It will be fucking JAMALA 2.0 next year, kys Portugal unless you do a better staging than what Ukraine managed

>>74812573
or maybe in the language of the refugees, in the name of diversity

>>74812307
Probably people who never met a gypsy.

I wanted Italy to win :( it was adorable

>>74812691
No, but people are probably gonna stand by it now that the winning song was in its own language.

>>74812334
kodaline

>>74812691
No, just hoping for that since Portugal won with their portuguese song.

>>74812644
factories closing to be relocated in eastern europe make the news regularly these days in france.
People who have no other skills end up unemployed with kids to feed, end up in the job center begging for menial jobs.

At the same time, eastern europe proles are very happy about the european construction.

It's a zero sum game. No winners without losers. Diversity is a meme.

Father Ted Eurovision episode is on telly right now. Couldn't be more comfy tbqh.

>>74812563
Yes, he told the truth. It's rigged. Why do you think Ukraine won? Your song last year was shit, no offence. It's purely political.

They want Portugal to take more refugees, which is why they won. Bulgaria's Kristian was much better, but by coming 2nd, Bulgaria dodged a bullet.

One more time: Eurovision is PROPAGANDA, GAY, and RIGGED.

<3 Kristian

>>74812573
Non english songs have won before, Serbia won with another boring slow song in their language and it didn't change shit.

ANGLO DOMINATION EVEN WHEN WE LOSE

>>74812573
Perfect.

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>>74812694
He's baiting, mate. We had almost no refugees staying in our land, and they've fucked off back to your country.

We've been doing this since forever, and we and Spain are masters at it.

>>74812708
They're going to sing in Polish?

do you think the romanian guy got friendzoned?

>>74811894

no. the retarded untermensch autist should die instead.

the bulgarian twink should have won

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>he is crying right now

Fuck portugal and fuck portugese people

>>74812573
Hopefully

>>74812717

I also liked Italy a lot.

>>74812694
His song is not about refugees.
It's about loving a dead girl .
The refugee shirt was give by one of the delegation that thought it would be a good idea

>>74812627
No. Kristian was the best and the world needs to know.

Fuck this rigged, gay, propaganda show.

>>74812736
new worlders fuck off and take your tinfoil hats with you

only australians allowed itt

Sweden really didn't deserve to get as high a place as it did

Do Americans understand Eurovision?

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>>74812717
Based on the youtube videos Italy would have the best song, it's catchy it's funny, doesn't take itself too seriously

But the Portuguese singer was so damn charismatic, hard to beat that.

>>74812674
Yeah as he said, it was actual music and not the generic pop song or funny meme song that most are.

>>74812748
anything will work

>>74812765
>he is crying right now

kek

KEK

>>74812392
fuck france and greece

albania should have been in final instead

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Really makes you think

>>74812659
My dog was born in a stable, go ride on him

>>74812736
Shut the fuck up you cringeworthy leaf

>>74812801
Some individuals seem to. But overall, they don't really get that nobody with the capacity to win actually wants to win

>>74812791
Only gay people voted for bulgaria

>>74812811
It was memey for being the only non-meme song.

It's the Millhouse of Eurovision.

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>>74812802
thank you based Albania for the 12 points

>>74812462

I dunno, I liked it and I liked how it stood out from everything else. But yeah, Europe, what the hell, I know English is the most universally known language, but give me a break here, this shit's for diversity, not for English pandering.

>>74812784
He could still have the manners not do it in the first place

IF he repeats this Anti-Europe shit next year then he's the autistic Telenovela version of Jamala

>>74811894
no.
Sweden. moldova or bulgaria should've won, they were really awesome. Special mention to moldova who got robbed by the jury votes, otherwise they could've make it even better
I still don't understand what people sees in Portugal's song, it's boring as fuck and I don't even remember it anymore. Apparently people has shit music taste, if that's even called music.
Not mad because I like portugal, but holy shit, there was a lot of good material to win and they picked this sleepy autist.instead

>>74812802
Why did you only give us 1 point you FUCK

>>74812717
they finished 6th lmao

but the eurovision version had nothing to do with sanremo

>>74812836
Untrue, our huge immigrant diaspora gave them 12 points

I liked Germany

>>74812674
He doesnt, because he won due to playing the handicapped cripple, thats what actually is sad, not that Bulgaria or whomever didnt win.

>>74812418
most of these are probably greeks or other eastern euros, they all listen to shitty spanish reggaeton songs

>>74812806
the Italian performance already looked like it was the post-winning performance, everyone was dancing and cheering along, it was so fucking beautiful and adorable. And I was really hoping on visiting Italy next year.

not saying we were bad, but I don't know... My coração is torn...

>>74812594

Yeah for that example I was talking about cultural similarity, they even have the same queen

This was my first time watching eurovision, in Italy it's not popular, and I watched only for Gabbani after I listened to all his discography and fell in love (musically) with him. I'm grateful that at least he had the chance to show his music to europe and the world, the only thing I'm sad about is that his performance was a little too over the edge to like it without knowing fully the language and all the brilliant puns in it. I hope he will have an international career.
The other thing is that I'll never watch eurovision again if this stupid block voting keeps happening

>>74812349
That low-key Good Riddance (Time of your life) "inspiration"

TAKE THE AUTIST AWAY FROM THE MIC WHEN HE'S NOT SINGING

>>74812717
Italy just isn't a good live song, he can't perform it well no matter what he does. If it was it would have been the winner.

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xD

>>74812765
This. Well said. <3 Kristian.

Portuguese are gypsies and deserve the incoming refugee wave heading for them.

>>74812349
>>74812889
not remotely similar

>salvador can't into math

>>74812836
Only gay people actually vote in Eurovision, so that applies to everything.

>>74812875
I really don't care why he won, only that he won with a half decent (and by decent I don't mean good, but instead non-degrading) song.

I'm sorry you lost, Bulgaria, but you know it to be true.

>>74811976
sweden song was decent but there were better songs
>>74811894
no, belarus deserved it

>>74812731
Too bad, seems like most of France disagrees with you :)

It's a good thing the European youth realises how stupid arbitrary lines separating fellow human beings are.

One Europe, then One World. No borders.
We're not in the middle ages fighting over cow dung any more.

Your grand kids will be brown. Accept it.
The world will be one beautiful race.

>>74812854
Can you imagine Moldova hosting Eurovision though?

WHERE ARE ALL THE GERMAN AND SPANISH FLAGS?

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>>74812548
Come on, when they did the second performance with the woman singing, it sounded like Joanna Newsom had moved to Rio and become Joao Novoalgun

>>74812765
surprisingly deep voice for such a little bitch tbqh

>>74812674
it was not bad, he could just downplay the autist a bit

>>74812373
lol he was sub par and the song was way to slow to be anything even close to a schlager that should be the main/best thing in eurovision

>>74812883
I think people enjoy Francesco much better as an all-around performer

Salvador basically spit in the faces of Eurovision fans, this contest is the epitome of fast food music. If he thinks people are going to buy his album after this he's fooling himself.

>Greece

Euro 2004
Eurovision 2005

>Portugal

Euro 2016
Eurovision 2017

wtf I love portugal now

>>74812349
Fuck no, if it's Portugal we should have won in 2008 with Vânia. She was actually sitting beside Salvador today I believe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJwoMPyXPo0

>>74812864
Educated people. Only gypsies of Europe voted for Portugal and Portuguese gypsy diaspora.

Bulgaria's Kristian was way better. And deserved to win. But they dodged a bullet. Enjoy your refugees Portugal.

>>74812944
I honestly think he's at least half legit autistic, so I don't think he can turn it off.

>>74812883
see you next year lad

>tfw best threads on /int/ are the eurovision ones

>>74812902
>Incoming refugee wave
Are you retarded,gay or autistic?

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never forget

>>74812950
th-thanks for lending us the memes

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>>74812950
Poortugal can into relevancy!!1!

>>74812950
oh shit what is next for Portugal then?

>>74811894
Spain on suicide watch
His mannerisms seemed autistic, he looks like a hobo and has zero stage presence
His song was boring to me

>>74812966
Couldn't have said it better myself

My god he only says shit.

>>74812950
>Greece

Brown
Didn't deserve to win either

>Portugal
Brown
Didn't deserve to win either

You guys are meant for each other. Enjoy your refugees.

>>74812984
Eurovision had threads on at least 7 boards

It's the one thing that brings 4chan together

>>74812966

True he is just so cute. I wish I could just butt fuck him

>>74812961
THIS

We should have won in 1989, too.

>>74813000
Spain, why did your song have to be so shit? Germany could have made history tonight.

>>74812392
marcon is shit
you should have voted for le pen

>>74813003
Just a prank, yuro

>>74813000
the shame....

>>74812921
lel

Problem is, it's not easy for french proles to relocate in Poland or Romania. They don't speak the language, for one.

The pundits wanted a bigger market, muh "we USA now", but we are *not* the USA. The proles are the ones who pay the price. (and the orphans like me without the means to get nice professional skills and degrees) pretty off-topic tho

>Portugal's song wasn't pop music
It certainly wasn't Art Music, and it wasn't Traditional Music, so the only thing it can be is Pop Music

>>74813003
kek
But does that mean he's aware of Australia's reputation for shitposting?

>>74812948

Yeah Salvador genre is not very popular

>>74813043
I voted white (meaning neither)

>>74812932
I'm still mad about Portugal winning. I would have been fine with anyone else. Well, except Spain, because that was even worse.

Salvador's "fast food" comment was so fucking despicable to me. it's so full of arrogance and "a-am speshul" hipster shit. Even if he has a point and he did pretty well and all.

You could have said so many things and you decided to go full hipster, god fucking damn it

>>74813038
Literally corruption. No one here wanted that faggot.

>interesting chord changes
>nice arrangement
>elegant melody
>cute lyrics
>charismatic singer
You might find it boring, but let's give credit where credit is due, we tots deserved it. Alf of the songs were generic ass english-sung electro pop wank, Bulgaria included.

>>74812977
looked like he couldn't even do the math that he had won when they where the ony ones left before the fina points handed out... (iq < 120)

>>74812942
or not Rio because not Brazilian, but you get the point

>>74812674
>No yodeling

[spoiler]I liked the yodelling.[/spoiler]

But yeah, everything in this festival was just way too flashy, with barely any uncommon voices with actual presence.

I can admit liking the two voice dude though, he sounded nice and the rainbow part made me laugh.

>>74813017
Anybody that knows anything about Music knows Kristian from Bulgaria was much better. Thank you for agreeing, you are obviously educated.

Problem is, Portuguese gypsy diaspora is all over Europe and voted for their shit song.

>>74812961
nah that was not Vânia

>>74813022
A FUCKING LEAF

>>74813062
oh come on no one can be seriously saying that

>>74813060
qt

>>74813010
more bailouts

More portugeezers in this thread than I've ever seen

>>74813079
I thought the melody was about as saccharine as any of the other songs

>>74813003
DELET
We must preserve the Australian legacy

>>74813067
if it makes you feel better I would have fugg'd german girl without hesitation.

>>74811894
FUCK NO SO DISAPPOINTED

>>74813067
well maybe console yourself thinking about how the whole world envies our eurovision shitfest.

>>74813010
bankrupcy.

Already working on that!

>>74813022
>>74812966
>>74812791
I can't believe you're this mad. Are you actually crying?

>>74813080
When have you ever met anyone related to the arts that can count?

>>74813100
probably the first time you've been on int for months ey lad?

am i the only one who liked Germany?

Belgium was nice too

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>>74813079
>charismatic singer
*autistic singer

The more i listen to the Portuguese song the more i like it.
Glad it won actually. Fun with non-English entries winning.

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For once a country I liked has won, thank you meme magic

>>74813086

I agree with you. Am I still a gypsy?

>>74813062

it seemed a lot more like fado to me

>>74813075
there's a reason ESC's sticky is not on /mu/

>>74813003
>eurovision 2016

>>74813022
Stop

>>74812966
>>74813086
Top lel
You just wanted to fuck his butthole you massive faggot

>>74811894
Belgium had an amazing song

I voted for belarus, moldova and italy

also ruslana is still great, loved her new song

>>74813085

Ours wasn't

I liked Portugal song btw

>>74813075
Well he did say the exact same thing in an interview before the final so at least he sticks to his guns and isn't wishy-washy with his opinions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qotooj7ODCM
>the song has more dislikes than likes

why is youtube so butthurt about this?

Good vocalist, but a very forgettable song.
Then again no song stood out as a winner to me, it was a pretty bad year.

It's a very Portuguese type of song, I don't understand how it won, nor do I care

>>74813152
nah it's not fado it's a shitty pop tune

>>74813139
germany song was clearly ripped off from a very famous song, that's why they lost, spain song was just abysmal

>do it for your lover
<do it for your lover

>>74813079
I can't hear any melody in that song desu

>>74813168
agreed

>>74813089
>>74813022
immigrants

don't respond

>>74813062
It wasn't "art" as in what you'd hear outside Eurovision. Nobody ever sends art there. It was old-timey pop. The kind of stuff that got turned into Jazz standards, but it wouldn't be anything outside the show. It's definitely better than the eurotrash electro-slut songs, though.

>>74813137
Sort of. I usually load the board, find /brit/ and then settle down for the long haul

>>74812942
You never listened to fado? Sounded a lot like it

>>74813146
An educated gypsy. I have no problem with gypsies that contribute to society.

>>74813167
No, he was objectively better.

Bulgaria, Moldova, Italy were all better than Portugal

>>74813182
i wanted italy to win

>>74813222
no it didn't you dumb ass

>>74813205
>germany song was clearly ripped off from a very famous song
which song?

>>74813130
Yes, I can into uni meth + piano + trumpet

THEY DONE MY NIGGA HARAMBE WRONG AGAIN

>>74813222
lol tá calado

>>74813152
Jesus, not it wasn't. Not even close.

>>74813205
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>>74813139
I was about to vote either for belarus, belgium, uk or germany, then I realized my feed wasn't live and the voting was over

>>74813124
Well, I wouldn't. Also, the song was shit, and her performance as well.
But I couldn't care less about where Germany is placed. I do like us to get last because it's funny, but that's it.

>>74813128
I console myself by the fact that I'm watching the ESC mostly for the memes, and at least I was rewarded with yodeling and the return of the Moldavian saxophone.

>>74813207
Melody isn't subjective m8, there was a clear melody, and it was a really discernible one at that. Maybe you just can't into subtlety.

>>74813187
Even if it is the song with the most votes, most people voted for something else.
To be expected with such a different songs in modern Eurovision context.

>>74813220
well we're always here

>>74813038
Literally nepotism, the guy is friends with the daughter of a big shot.

>>74813077

except the judges who put him there against popular voting

>>74813067

I would fuck germoney girl so hard tonight she would leave a trail of semen while going back to your land.

>>74812922
I'm sure they got a big enough barn to host.

>>74813253
I'm a bassist/pianist with an engineering degree myself. So you can't tell me, as a musician, that you think singers have half a brain, right?

>>74813251
titanium

>>74813251
Titanium.