/brit/

fuck ireland

IRISH OUT
SECOND FAMINE NOW

what's so good about portugal?

cara

IRISH OUT

AUSSIES IN

PURGE THE IRISH MENACE

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nth for cute anime girls

>Cyprus to Greece

FUCK

THE

TURKS

babestation

how do I talk to girls whilst sober?

moshi moshi georgia desu

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doing a MONUMENTAL think

I guess I'm rooting for Britain since Iceland didn't qualify

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Celebrating Diversity

irish subhumans must all be exterminated

Business idea: Swap the entire population of Ireland with Australia

>>74808309
Japan in Eurovision when?

>STUPID ROMANIAN CAN'T EVEN SPEAK

>>74808280
pretty shit animation there, very jerky and unnatural

t. expert

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>all these plebs calling portugal shit

More points from Hungary than our FRIEND AND NEIGHBOUR Ireland

PERFIDIOUS CELTS

>>74808304
there is literally nothing to say to them lad, don't bother

diversity is a meme

The Netherlands should have won a few years ago

>>74808351
why are right wingers so bothered by what one magazine occasionally publishes on its frontpage?

are they so feeble minded that they assume others are instantly taken in and brainwashed by whatever they read that day?

>>74808401
you're not wrong desu, and that was a relatively high budget film.

>Slovenia is greatest ally

We might actually break 100 this year

>Spain BTFO

>>74808435
but my penis hasn't been in a vagina for 4 years

Thank you Slovenia our age old ally

>>74808314
>womyn are obsolete
about time

Slovenian QTs when?

CHOOOOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T6e3GJCjow

reparations

IRELAND A SHIT

Really really hope the Georgian presenter is on again later

oh my fucking days woow

>>74808537
then get drunk you bellsniff

wouldn't mind a belorussian girl squirting all over my cock

Why do Polish women have such deep voices?

>>74808466
because they also notice all other media outlets spouting the same shit, the (((ownership))) of said outlets, and population trends and whatnot

SLOVENIA
L
O
V
E
N
I
A

wow so brave and smart glass ceiling = smashed

https://imgur.com/gallery/I3mfu

>>74808579
I prefer when love breaks down by them.

>>74808630
that doesn't work anymore

FUCK OFF BITCH YOU'RE CANADIAN

>>74808537
that's very different from talking to them

Savage

FUCK the UK

>australia only gets 10

fuck uk

erin go bragh

FUCKING IRISH CUNTS DIDN'T VOTE FOR US FUCKING SCUM I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU POTATO BASTARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

trying to steer the conversation with this girl i work with towards sexual things but she's happily married and i'm just going to end up embarrassing myself

Was our song any good? (I am english)

99 points motherfuckers

>>74808304
You just brag about stuff that you've achieved for 2-4 hours then bring them back to your place and bang

>>74808667
she's a qt
hope we get stem cell burgers soon desu

>non Brit speaking for us
Don't get it

>>74808693
one thing leads to the other though doesn't it?

>>74808808
Yeah it was quite good, not a winner though.

>Portugal is our 'oldest ally'
>Give them 12
>They give us 0

>The year you were born

HOWLING

remember scooch

fucking hate my country

I shagged a Czech girl in uni. Tight as fuck

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fuck OFF

>>74808667
looks cool

love biotechnology, genuinely the most interesting and practically applicable field of science to be in right now

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can someone explain to me how a tiny island nation can starve when it's surrounded by fish?

>born in 1997

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF REEEEE

I'm not watching eurovision because I'm not a monumental bellend but I'm curious whether we will do hilariously shite because of brexit, will some kind gent keep us updated please and thank you x

>>74808831
I work at morrisons
not much to brag about

>>74808802
for what purpose

>>74808934
oh my fucking god i need a wank

>>74808836
>>74808915
agree

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And Portugal give the UK...
Drumroll please....
0 points

>>74808858
>our
No, I don't think so

>>74808977
she has been my oneitis for 3 years but she's leaving and i won't ever speak to her again

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>when it's finished it'll be stunning

I burt my shelf today
To plea if I still peel

>>74808836
What are you on about she's a minger

>>74808897
I shagged fourteen of them. All tight as fuck. :^) :^) :^)

>>74808848
probably not, no

>>74808945
make me

Eurovision should be banned. Nationhood and nationality is racist. We are all one.

shagged 19 girls in uni, all of them slovenian

loose as fuck

>>74808965
Well they'll be shagging the people who are achieving stuff. Maybe you could take evening classes in something?

>>74809064
i disagree

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>we're going to break triple digits

>>74808647
lol of course

>>74808934
would sniff her underarms

>>74809044
might as well then

don't get another oneitis though

>>74808934
Tits are too big, I prefer DFC

Shagged every University age girl in Prague. All tight as fuck.

shagged 21 girls in uni, all of them romanian prostitutes

can't believe how many of you runts care about eurovision
utter plebs
go to the eurovision sticky if you care that much

>>74808945
children should be in bed by now

Having a wee

Its fucking freezing today

such production

much suspense

>>74809243
NONCE

>>74808934
*frantically presses the janny button*

shagged every girl in moldova, all romanian

>judges give us 99 points
>none of the audience gives us any more because of brexit
>don't get triple digits

>>74809277
Good post

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1 1 1

Fuck :c

shagged 32 girls in uni, all austrian by chance

medium vaginal tightness

don't have a clue what this voting bit is now

>>74809336
what's wrong bruce

watch poles in the uk vote for poland lol

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>>74809277
Approves

>get 99 from the jury
>get 12 from the public

Clearly the juries don't know shit

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TRIPLE DIGITS LADS

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>>74809287
why do girls just spray piss everywhere
rancid

>The UK currently has trips

That's it now, leave it there.

>>74809398
>2 pts to Aus
>12 pts to UK
Both my countries got fucked by paki filled European shitholes.

>sPain

fuck ireland

Spend all of my time traveling between big universities shagging as many girls as possible before moving on. Started doing this as a student but am middle aged now. Probably shag anything from thirty to a hundred girls a week and they are of every nationality. All tight as fuck.

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>>74809277

LEFT HAND SIDE MOTHERFUCKERS

RULE BRITTANIA

>>74809452
Asserting dominance

>>74809470
*squirts you full in the face with pepper spray*
colonial...

Britain moves to the right.

>Norton can't Maths

We literally cannot end up on the right hand side you dumb cunt it's mathematically impossible.

>>74809518
Nope

>>74809603
Yes we will you dumb fuck.

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>>74809629
fuuuuuuuuuuuu-

>>74809603
Meant left hand side fuck

>>74809537
Can't you run him through with a knife instead

shagged a half korean half irish girl

can't really say whether she was tight or not as she is my only reference point

>>74809658
I got my left and rights mixed up it was mathematically impossible for us to stay on the left when he said it

This shit is like American playoffs in their sports. You can be utter shit for the main season then suddenly win out of nowhere. Don't like this televoting system

>watching eurovision
fucking benders

>>74809452
their piss flaps get in the way
they have very bad aim

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>>74809521
*turns around*
*spreads arsehole*
*sprays thick ribbons of diarrhoea into your waiting mouth*
pshhh... nothin personnel.... kid

Jack off sometimes. Can be tight as fuck if I want it to be.

Portugal won't win.

>>74809709
I agree it's shit, the points viewers add are too many.

>>74809730
>gif
fuck off

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IT'S NOT FAIR

>>74809808
shit gimmick lol

>>74808451
this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkrF8uC92O4 ?

Top 3 worst countries:
1. ireland
2. germany
3. Brazil

Lucie Jones was absolutely fantastic it's a bloody shame politics completely fucked her over

WE'RE ON THE RIGHT SIDE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEE

HARD BREXIT

>>74809852
Yes

>>74809709
its all wank

even banal dross like ed sheeran is making more money than all these cunts put together

>>74809452
had this discussion with the gf this morning as she was trying to teach herself how to piss into a sink

apparently girl pisses can be normal jets of urine, or they can be "sprinklers" which just go everywhere

it's not to do with the flaps, my girlfriend assures me. She said she'd do further research on why sprinklers occur and she'd get back to me

doing a brexit

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Yes well done Portugal, well done Portugal

HOWEVER

What a complete load of shite, glad we voted to leave

>>74809719

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494159620802.webm

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>>74809987
reddit

>British public gave 12 to Bulgarian twink
>gave 10 to Polish tits

I hate this country

>>74809904
>apparently girl pisses can be normal jets of urine, or they can be "sprinklers" which just go everywhere
mine are like that and i'm a man

>>74810036
need to be under that stream of piss

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

think we should enter eurovision to see how many pity points we get

>>74810036
>half disgusted half aroused

An unusual feel

>UK's popular voted didn't give a single drop to Aus

>>74810036
>gif
fuck off

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>>74810036
why do they even need to sit down if it goes straight forward like that

>>74810130
hmmmm

>>74809885
austria has a neck for ruining things

That fucking bang made me shit myself

New guy this evening, young skinny Indian fella, came pretty quickly and then we just sat and chatted. My cat came in and jumped on the bed and I said oh sorry, she's a grumpy old thing and she goes where she wants. He then got out his phone and showed me pics of his kitten :D

I've dropped my prices today in order to try to combat the easter holidays and it's just proved my belief that there's no difference between the "type" of punter you get at cheap rates. i've seen 4 guys and they've all been lovely.

"""we""" gave 10 points to poland ah yes.

I'm glad my fellow countrymen hate Aussies.

>>74810195
>he does the virgin post

>>74810036
hope she cleaned that up with her face the fucking harlot

*squeals*

>>74810157
>>74810159
Uhm..excueese me. That's our thing x

oh

turns out he's a pretentious twat

>>74810261
This is a microcosm of the issues with the European project

Quite depressing that Norton was laughing about how he was expecting a terrorist attack but it was just an indoor firework.

The Muslims have won. We just live with terrorism as part of our lives. We're finished.

53 years

ahh, the runts are lusty tonight Jeeves

pour me another campari my good man
on the rocks

>>74810367
kek

>>74810036
>girls manage to miss the toilet while sat on it

what the fuck does """tsuuuuuuuuu"" mean

>>74810414
actually

>>74810367
It's the future you chose

>>74810491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8

>>74810367
classic graham norton

>very open country

Yes it was very open to Russian invasion

>>74810491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mav2kkvakGY

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just copped these

>12 points to Bulgaria

>10 points to Poland

Fucking immigrants

>very open country
didn't even notice a fucking missile system crossing the border

not watching the eurovision. I thought we were eliminated in the qualifying stage (cause apparently thats how they do it now) no??

do we still get to give points anyway?

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>>74810288

how do i tell someone that i'm not doing anything, i just don't want to see them for another few days because i just saw them yesterday without hurting their feelings

watching eurovision ironically is still watching eurovision

Warrington stole another victory there. The lad has no power, he'll take massive defeat soon. Probably by knockout.

>Be British
>Pay TV licence so a beardy gay man can call you a WHITE MALE
>Pay taxes to fund Polish immigrants working off the book
>They spend the money spam calling in to vote for themselves

You guys must hate Eurovision

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>music that means something

are there any good films on the first world war

>>74810702
no

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me and the lads

>>74810702
yes

>>74810702
Warhorse

>>74810702
I'm sure there are

Absolutely fuming that Bulgarian twink didn't win.

>>74810697
only idiots pay for the tv license

>>74810785
Glad the Georgian loli won

>>74810785
nonce

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>invite criminal aussies to a civilised continent expecting them to obey the law

>>74810747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZfYtCLA23s

Giant spider just crawled up my arse

it's a saturday night and i just saw a girl urinate, if this isn't my new low

>>74810702

all quiet on the western front

>>74810840
hahahahaha what an absolute madman

>>74810697
>THIS butthurt over based graham making a cheeky joke

you need help lad

business idea: put fried garlic in every meal

>>74810747
me hiding behind the plates chittering hysterically during the silences and gnawing on your hardtack

>>74810802
>being a povvo runt

>>74810866
howling

>>74810840
ahahahaha

straya CUNTS

>>74810840
>europe
>civilised

ahhh... actually... sweetie, you're wrong

>>74810854
*puts my fist up your arse*
let me get tHt spider out lad

>>74810925
discussing

doubt portugal can afford to host it, we'll probably end up paying for it

Wouldn't mind shagging this brass

http://imgur.com/a/icgJ1

>>74810840
They really are fucking pathetic unfunny people.

>>74810811
she won my heart desu

i did NOT make this thread for you cunts to talk about eurovision
little cunts

>>74810969
>sweetie
um, it's spelled sweaty? ahaah x

post tunes please

need to cover up the sound of my fuckin mong kraut cousin snoring

>>74810866
watching girls wee is always nice

hate farms

love runts

>>74810925
try roasting it. so good.

>>74810925
Icelanders hang garlic around their house to prove that they aren't vampires

lisbon? more like brisbane!

quite sweaty rn desu

>>74810840
MADMAN BEHAVIOUR

>>74811036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVXaMgC1uz0

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>They really are fucking pathetic unfunny people.

>>74811036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjAF7D4l91M

>>74811001

watched one of the blowjob videos on her page and it looked bloody good i must say

>>74810840
based

>>74811036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKN9PoJmk2w

>>74811111
checked

Cameron Diaz in The Mask was the pinnacle of woman

what the FUCK were ireland playing at

Wow Logan is so fucking good. Clarity of concept, subtlety and nuance juxtaposed with coarse violence, real emotion, smart, more like this.

Moot cowered as the doors to his panic room were being punched down. Every powerful Australian fist banging against them shook the rooms walls, and sent Moots framed images of Woody Allen and Shimon Peres falling to the floor. He backed into the corner but realistically he knew he had nowhere to go, as the door collapsed open under the Australian assault

What Moot saw in the doorway stunned him
A large, well tanned man, with an outback hat on his head and a Zyzz tattoo on his shoulder.
"G'day mate". bellowed the man, as he walked towards Moot. ''Get them poofter fucking skinny jeans off mate".

Moot knew he had to do as he was told. The last time he tried to fight an Australian, his website was destroyed.

"D-d-d-on't hurt me please", stuttered Moot, "I'll expose my anus like you exposed my janitors"

The Australian man smiled as Moot began to undress in front of him
"Corr, fair dinkum mate, thats a pretty nice dick". Moot tried to smile at the compliment, but he couldn't smile knowing what was about to happen. "Listen mate" continued the Aussie; "You'll have to do a sexy dance, at the moment an erection is like a 4chan pass, I'm not getting one because Moot isn't doing anything for me"

Moot stood up and began to sway his body from one way to the next. He could see the Aussie begin to smile, and he could see his penis begin to stand. Moot was, at this point, in tears, and completely humiliated. "Thats right mate, keep crying you soft bloody wanker" laughed the Aussie. "The floods of tears right now could drown Queensland", he bantered.

Moot looked at the Aussie and got down on all fours. He turned round and said "P-please, just fuck me and leave"
The Aussie laughed once more and looked at Moot
"What do you think I am, some sort of poofter?".
The Aussie left the room, with moot by himself, in a puddle of tears, his anus exposed to the open air.

The last one, the condom burst (it was Skyn one, which let me down) :FF and ended up at the clinic for some emergency tests, going back in 2 weeks for further tests. The clinic was marvellous and super efficient. I asked the clinic if the prophylactic HIV drug is being used at the clinic, the doctor said, "no, not really" which surprised me somewhat.

>>74811135
>both the authoritarian right and libertarian left look perfectly pleasant
meks u thenk

>>74811158
Did you just learn those words?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehqKpPmVcK4

is this death grips

only listen to real music desu

>>74811175
lol

>>74811175
shit pasta

>>74811135
neurons firing

Brushing the old chewie Louies

>>74811175
my eyes only glanced over this post for a meme milisecond

yank trains are so cheap

chicago to st louis, 300 miles, $27

>>74811200
did you?
*puffs on my pipe and gives you a very arch look*

>>74811175
definatley read all of this

>>74811285
You clearly don't know what they mean. Nice try. 2/10

>>74811135
bet bottom right is the most pleasant to live in

>be Australian
>show your ass to the whole world
Legit jelly at how good they are at bants.

Some utter wanker just liked my tweet
If i weren't so far away id heem him straight up

taboo is good

Yesterday I booked in a somewhat 'Keen' Newbie submissive for a domme session. He arrived 10 minutes early yet took him 10 minutes more to find my apartment building. A youngish nervous lad, I towered over him by 5 inches in my heels. He immediately dropped to the floor and bowed down at my feet before I even shut the front door. I ordered him in the living room and he crawled in on all fours (I had to stop myself from pissing myself laughing)

Paperwork taken care of (which stank of fags, ugh!)I told him to strip naked as he was in the presence of a mistress. He obediently stripped off but left his socks on lol. Told him to get rid of them too and kneel on the kneeling mat. He had a fit body and big cock though,but not a pretty face so handed him a gimp mask to wear for the session. He stank of BO, I should have thrown him in the shower but I wasn't going to get intimate with him so I left it. Every time I allowed him to touch apart of my body he wailed with pleasure, I mean so loud I shoved an old stocking in his gob to shut him up... He was being a bit too over zealous with his body worship so I changed tactics and hand cuffed him to give myself a break from his mauling. Whacked him a few times with cat o nine tails to calm him down and ordered him to jerk off for me. After he cum he calmed down a bit (like they do) and he was actually a really sweet guy. He took a shower and i told him to use my deodorant and left 15 minutes early. The best part was a few hours later he text to thank me for our session and asked my permission to wank...LOL

>>74811314
> nice try
> 2/10
bit of a juxtaposition there..... but lacking in nuance, subtlety....

>>74811346
post twitter

Here we are...

Love football. Love typing in lowercases.

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>Legit jelly at how good they are at bants.

>>74811394
not a word

>>74811394
nary a single syllable

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REEEEEEEE i JUST want to look like this REEEE

it's amazing how much pillows can affect sleep quality

getting that proper neck and head alignment is the key to a good night's sleep

>>74811394
read all of that

>>74811396
Read up on ellipsis too.

Good boy.

Really enjoyed Eurovision tonight. Always a joy to watch and it is always inclusive. This is why #imvotinglabour and still believe we are #strongerin - Bill

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>>74811394

>>74811515
Yeah maybe if you weigh 450 pounds. I can sleep literally anywhere because I'm not an obese retard.

>>74811490
nt had bod wise but if if face broken ten rip

>>74811394
sad that people end up in that state

>>74811515
love the smell of dried dribble on my pillow 2bh

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>>74811135
me in the top left

premier inn are actually really decent hotels 2bh

>>74811443
Ya fucked it

>>74811531
read up on my fat cock which im sticking in your mum as I type this you enraged snail

>>74811490
better get started with gym and diet now cause it's not easy getting that physique

>>74811490
that's how the nazis saw themselves, not how they were
sculptures are a waste of time

>>74811584
pity they don't clean sheets unless someone has blatantly cummed on them

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every thread summed up in one picture

Why is everyone giving Ireland shit

What's going on here

first time i did acid i went outside and walked around and a guy that looked kazak asian asked me where the graveyard was and i ended up walking him to the graveyard (it was near anyway) and he told me about why his father was in this graveyard (his french wasnt too good tbH) and it made me think a lot

might go to the galapagos lads

>>74811609
yeah i lift but i don't look at all aesthetic. Yet
>>74811627
what point are you trying to make by this post? Are you saying you shouldn't try to look good?

>>74811310
defiantly, you idiot

>>74811584
fuck off, lenny

Got a newfound appreciation for System of a Down
Theyre a bit loony antiwar etc but on the whole i like what theyre saying

Very unique musically too

Had Shimmy stuck in me head all day

>>74811649
CoolStoryBob

>>74811644
fuck off

i fucking love benzos

>>74811680
dont care

>>74811649
bit sincere for these parts

>>74811682
thanks mate

>>74811605
>being this mad at being thick
lel

>>74811680

liked them when i was 13. in the year 2002 that was.

Making the new lads

>>74811669
people will always try to tear you down

go for it you can achieve that physique it won't be easy but you can do it

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>>74811101
>>74811120
>>74811132

i fucking love pintos

Mates of mine are over drinking in brum

Just received a few videos on the old snapchat of them and a large group of Mandem shouting "BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP" into the camera

I fucking love Mentos

>>74811705

same
gonna whack a vally in with my jack daniels

Hate Australians
Love Corbyn

>>74811767
what endz

>>74811741
Yeah i liked them then stopped liking them now i like them again cos im a grown up and i can actually take meaning from the songs other than "war is BAD!!! Why dont presidents fight the war! Religion sucks!!" Which is what i used to believe

>>74810702
Joyeux Noel, Christmas try e plot

>>74811802
Dunno la but they've just been to a strip club if that rings a bell

>>74811845
>>74811845
>>74811845

listening to avril lavigne - girlfriend

Love fannies
Hate willies

74811670
mental you thought you'd get a (you) for this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked

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>Yeah i liked them then stopped liking them now i like them again cos im a grown up and i can actually take meaning from the songs other than "war is BAD!!! Why dont presidents fight the war! Religion sucks!!" Which is what i used to believe

police chopper is out again

>>74811847
en route to batter them now

>>74810840
>a civilised continent
That song was being sung in Kiev, Ukraine; a country that is literally at war with itself and its neighbor.