/brit/

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first for mummy

>>74802806
>dude science is awesome lmao
reddit

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me and the gf

#JusticeForChelsea

i want to do the following with an escort

have her piss on me
squirt loads of lube into her arse and have her squirt it out onto me
get fisted (double fisted if she has small hands)
get foot fisted, which is as it sounds
rim her arsehole
get pegged with a thick strap-on
have her spit on my face and slap me
tie my arms and legs to a bed frame so i'm lying face down, she pisses on me then fucks my arse with a strap-on or her fists

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EUROVISION

What are some good crazy British traditions lads? All I can think of is Gloucester cheese rolling and flaming tar barrels at Ottery St Mary in Devon.

A real old school gent, he told me his was 80, we spend most of the time talking, followed by 10-15 mins of him fondling me and the lightest of kisses. A real nice chap, I felt so sorry for him as he is clearly very lonely. I could have stayed with him longer but had to go. He reminded me of my grandpa, obviously without the kissing and touching bit ;D

>there are yanks who post in here instead of /cum/
why?

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watching niggers destroy white women

>>74803042
lmao

>>74803042
Liveleaks?

Wanked to a tranny born in 1999 the other day kek

felt VERY noncey

>>74803042
shiiiiet

babestation

>>74803024
rather not say

>>74803042
me on the right looking shy and timid

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>>74802962

>>74802933
bit weird
just want to handcuff her and make her suck my willy iah

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gf on the right

>>74803102
nah lad it isn't noncey, not noncey at all


it's quite bent though

>>74802887
>grr i hate science
christiansingles.com

>>74803218
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE MORTY!!!

>>74803102
Just imagine being 80 then, every girl would seem noncy

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>>74802806


Space is only noise.

>>74802933
i feel sorry for you
also most of your desires are homo
are you talking about a male or female escort?

>>74803008
Whaaaaat? are you a wimmenz? or a boi?

74803120
rather you fuck off

>>74802933

https://youtu.be/F6L0HGvgr5M?t=4s

>>74803042
ah yes, Dredd

>>74803280
fuck off you paki twat

como te llama

>watching a man wank off his drum surrounded by lesbian stormtroopers

Found out last week my gym teacher was a nonce

Could have noncey me and I wouldn't even know about it hahah

Fast forward, opened the door to him and was taken aback FIT AS F*CK!! ....he looked familiar but didn't want to scare him off by saying 'I recognise you'? . He was a bit jittery when he came in, took out the money without asking for it and was short �20 . He said he would shoot to the ATM. My initial thought was that he was trying it on but he turned up in a flash car so didn't think he was short of a few bob. He was still acting nervous, couldn't stand still. I really wanted to shag this guy and wasn't letting him out of my sight so I suggested a reduced booking time to compensate (which was a fair deal) which he apologised but agreed

Got him in the bedroom straight away :P ...fit tanned body, covered in tattoos but very artistically. sucked his beautiful cock and rode him.....he lasted 2 mins ::) ::)

He then shot out of bed , got dressed like his life depended on it and kept saying he would get me the extra money but I said not to worry, he hadn't taken too much of my time as he was only there for like 10 minutes. He said he didn't need to work??? hmm ok Your business is non of my business and left it at that. Might explain why he was so jittery?

Pakis OUT

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>>74803328
itsa artistic bella

Pints IN

>>74803366
I'd be devastated if my gym teacher didn't consider me attractive enough to nonce

>>74803042
FOY

someone do a funny vocaroo

>>74803366
ahaha guess you were too ugly to be nonced lad, sucks to be you

>>74803483
This desu, would have been nice at least to have a physical with mine.

Is anyone even following the Eurovision thread? It's ridiculous, no point even posting.

we gotta get outta this place
if it's the last thing we ecver do

Motorcross desu lads

https://www.fb.com/MXUpdates/videos/1935974393208144/

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I need to ravage his hole lads

>>74803366
maths teacher got arrested for shagging a year 9 girl

>smoking
runtus maximus

He said his wife was my age but not as good looking (respectful man eh?) and she has never sucked his cock in all the 26 years they have been married so it was time he had some real fun.

I have had much worse clients but he progressed to telling me I was so good he wanted to marry me and get me pregnant (I would be a candidate for the Guiness Book of Records!)

I had to play up to this one when really I wanted to tell him to shut the F up. He spoiled what was otherwise an ok booking. When he left he tried to do a full on snog at the door but all I could force myself to do was a short kiss on the lips without a tongue.

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>this dumb aussie twat with a gay voice and a shit beard

sometimes wonder if i got nonced by my chubby babysitter and that's why i like fat slags

The only reason there are so many food banks is because the poor spend all their money on Sky and fags.

Might join the freemasons purely out of boredom

>>74803683


Angry paki bastard

>>74803483
>>74803554

Fuck off mac

I have depression and anxiety he could have nonced me and caused it

>bald random aussie going for the UK

based anglosphere

>>74803664
same but it was a year 10 lad and it was a woman teacher
fit too

>>74803702
that's me

might try for a young gf lads

what do fat girls like for birthday presents

>>74803709
This is probably true 2bh, I got mad when there was some NHS nurses claiming they need to use food banks. They earn more than I do and I don't need a food bank.

might date a 12 year old

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Cracking lass if you know what i mean

>>74803704

A chubby girl made me sit on her lap and it got me into pegging

>thailad just came in his pants

>>74803702
Tom Farron is far too good for this fucking country

>>74803790
literally mad that there's semi regular cases of alright looking women teachers shagging teenage school boys

bizarre

>>74803704

take some acid and you'll have vivid flashbacks of repressed childhood memories

>>74803727
ashtray smelling runt detected

>>74803787
who the fuck was he

what even is a food bank

never seen or heard about them in real life
they seem to be something that only exists in bizarro online articles

fucking nonces

Can't tell if I'm bent because I'm actually bent or if someone nonced me and made me bent

>>74803921
thailad isn't here you runt

That loli's english was impressive 2bh

>>74803727

think pakis smoke quite a lot

>>74803921
what
>>74803993
yes i am

>>74803993
he's on his way to Georgia

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>>74803709
Nice myth.

>>74803970
middle class runt

>>74803970

Bet you live in the countryside or a gated Waitrose community you Tory cunt

>>74803887
fail to see the connection

>>74803944
talked about my acid experience couple threads ago but no one believed me, quite hurtful

didn't have any flashbacks

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>>74804046
>thailad is coming to Georgia

>>74803846

t. john bonham

>>74803948


Triggered balding autist

>>74804056
You don't drink sky boxes and fags, dickhead

>>74804056
More often does NOT mean more

>not a single song about the interracial breeding grounds

6 22 52 23

VOTE FOR BELGIUM

>>74804056
you sure showed me with that jpg

>>74804056
>40,000
>High earners
The state of modern Britain

>>74804056
>Sky
>Cigarettes
>posts about alcohol

retard

>>74804097

I usually regress into childhood above the 300ug threshold but sometimes even below that

>>74804060
>>74804079
oh so they're some weirdo chav thing that I don't need to care about then

good

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What do I say to this chebasaurus lads?

Might go to a gay bar and get POZZED again

Thank god for the NHS hahah x

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France was very strong in agriculture, with a strong feudal and religious system. On the other was England was a country where artisans, the middle classes, and cities were important.

The Burgundians were in favour of the English model.

What is more, it seems the Duke of Orléans wanted to let the Anglo-French truce break down, even so far as provoking Henry IV of England to a duel.

In October 1411, with an army 60,000 strong, the duke of Burgundy entered Paris.

In 1417 Henry V invaded Normandy with 40,000 men. By 1419 Henry V occupied much of Normandy.

>>74804235
Shanonn's got tits like cannons

can't remember much from before I was 13
just have these occasional blurs and snippets of things that I'm not quite sure if they happened or not

I blame my parents for having a lengthy and dumb divorce and custody battle which probably traumatised me

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>>74804098
>he's already started walking there now as he can't get through passport control

going to be a human variant artificer lads

excited

>>74804235
'ri

>>74804218
Yeah fuck nurses mate *hits vape*

>We are leaving the EU
Is Graham Norton British?

>>74804235

Nothing

I matched with her as well she's mine

>>74804235
shannon lets get our shagon hahah

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>>74804158
They need to be more subtle about it

>>74804134
>>74804166
>>74804177
It's the same thing. You think the poor are feckless idiots who spend their money on alcohol, cigarettes, other unnecessary things, rather than just barely making it through the week, which is reality. It's the result of years of social conditioning which trains you to see the poor as lesser.

He booked for 15min quickie. On arrival he announced that he wanted to provide me with oral and nothing else. Which was absolutely fine with me :-)

So the booking proceeded and he began licking me asking me to instruct him as he wanted to be "great". I began by instructing him to tease my clit with his tongue, he kept stopping and looking at me. I took this as a sign to take the dirt talking up a notch... by announcing that I wanted to explode all over his face.

He shot up like a flash whipped his pants off and said he was about to cum, and my god he exploded his load all over the bed covers!

My first ever experience when a guy has cum without having a finger (not even his own) laid upon him!

>>74804339


West brit so yes.

Same as Terry wogan and dara obrian

>>74804235
Looks a bit like Bailey Jay

>>74804339
When he's sat in the Eurovision presenters booth he is

>>74804415
Not all the poor are like that, but a significant number are.

No sympathy for nonces

If anyone touched my kids I'd rip their fucking heads off

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>*cleans your room*
>"damn i'm cute"
>*takes selfie*

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>>74804301
>let me in im quintessentially british im a lad

>>74804460
*touches your kids then runs away*

>>74804325
if you're a nurse and you can't afford food you need a kick up the arse not free Heinz beans

>>74804430
>Born: 4 April 1963 (age 54), Clondalkin, Republic of Ireland

He's not British

>>74804460
Anyone but you right lad

>>74804570
Ireland is rightful british land

>>74804570

>we
>behaves and talks like a West brit


British.

BANTER SPOTTED

if you can't free-hand cum you should go to a therapist until you can free-hand cum

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>>74804270
After war with the Kingdom of England was renewed in 1415, Charles was one of the many French noblemen at the Battle of Agincourt.

He was discovered unwounded but trapped under a pile of corpses, incapacitated by the weight of his own armour. He was taken prisoner by the English, and spent the next twenty-four years being moved from one castle to another in England.

However, he was not offered release in exchange for a ransom, since Henry V of England had left instructions forbidding any release: Charles was the natural head of the Armagnac faction and in the line of succession to the French throne.

France had effectively been left without an heir to the throne.

The Treaty of Troyes was an agreement that King Henry V of England and his heirs would inherit the throne of France.

Henry V also began governing France with the Duke of Burgundy from English-controlled Paris.

last time i did acid i forgot to take anything for vasoconstriction before taking 400ug

I was deeply regressed into primary school memories of taking the 11+ and vividly recall the layout of the room and exactly where i sat for exams and can remember entire conversations from 1998 word for word. i can remember when we got the results and i laughed at one kid who didn't pass, i still remember the look on his face. (his dad later hung himself and he found the body.)

Then I "awoke" about 2hrs in with terrible vasoconstriction, whole body seizing up, fists trapped in clenches and totally numb, unable to move my jaw, and i need to piss soon but my dick has shrivelled to as little as could be without actually retreating inside the body, my dick was basically a single vein seeping piss i was whipping it out in disbelief while tripping balls. i could barely stand and panicked trying to figure out what i needed first, the bodyload just overwhelmed me. gobbled ibuprofen so i could actually enable myself to walk to the toilet, nearly choked on that, xanax to calm me down, i managed to sit on the toilet and just dribble piss out of shrivelled cock

i was convinced i had pissed my pants and was pulling my shrivelled cock apart but couldn't see leakage
i may have done this next to my open window looking out on the street
think i might have tried to piss in the bin because there are marks on the wallpaper

heard police sirens approaching and then cut out nearby and went into an extreme panic thinking they had called by some neighboor who had seen me tripping balls half naked looking out in the street. there i am fucked on acid and benzos thinking the police were here to ask me i've just been seen pissing myself to passers by, i just went insane at this momenent (the police car was real not a hallucination)

took a BIG fucking smack of xanax and said fuck this
drugs are for mugs

next time i'm just buying some adult nappies from boots and if i piss myself i piss myself

>>74804218
this is the sort of attitude that makes me think reeducation through labour is good and necessary

>>74804530
>What are single mothers

>crazy feminazi who once went absolutely video worthy batshit mental at me for saying i didnt read the university's feminist magazine posting about how she's glad we left the EU
what is life

>>74804666
I can cum through the sheer power of thought

kek lads
>>74804626

once wore my sisters underwear and managed to cum in 8 seconds

>>74804646
>West Brit
So Welsh?

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HE MOONED 200 MILLION PEOPLE

>>74804235

definite fatty

>>74804526

OI GET BACK HERE,

*chases you down the road*

>>74804756
>>74804774
screaming

>>74804774

UTTER LAD. Shame he'll get put on a register now though

>>74804774


Saw so many aussie flags today


Who /Big Day Out/ here?

Would reckon I'm the only married father here

Not surprising when there's mostly teenagers here

>>74804714
>>74804719
sorry but I just don't understand why some people find it so hard not to be complete runts

I'm a depressed alcoholic but my life is fine. How do normal people fall into a state where they need free fucking food? Abysmal performance. Should be ashamed of themselves.

>>74804736
i've always loved hypno stuff for this reason
the idea of instantly making a woman orgasm makes me diamonds

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>>74804774

I fought the UK as fascist Ireland in Hearts of Iron 4, did a submarine/screen heavy navy and has air superiority over North Ireland and naval superiority in the western approach, made it to York before my manpower went to shit

>>74804931
is it nice being a dad

Aussie webm

>>74804873

>>74804873

>>74804873

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>>74804950

the dance did actually look like it

https://mobile.twitter.com/PeopleForJeremy/status/863360334173806593/video/1

>>74804931
I have a son but he's raised by his mother and her bf
lel

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Tim Burns Eurovision 2017

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>Grand Wizard

>>74805038

>That security guard who probably touched his willy

>>74805038
hahahaha holy fuck i MISSED IT FUCKS SAKE

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>>74805055
at what age do you evolve into a grand wizard?

>hearing all these euros speaking in yank accents

disgusting

>>74805186
30 for normal wizardry, 40 for grand

Portugal's won then lads.. fuck

Just realised Australia is not in Europe and has absolutely NO business being in Eurovision. Has anyone else noticed this?

Wtf? that portugal one was shit?

>>74805283
Only the judges votes. Poland always wins the audience vote.

Why do so many people use the word 'objectively' when they don't understand what it means

>>74805328
Ask Israel

>>74805224
my finnish gf does this because she sits around watching shitty yank telly on netflix all day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal
and it drives me fucking mental

going to dump her soon though

>>74805328

hmmm. Israel belongs in though

>We literally gave them their entire country and they didn't give us a single point

Fuck Israel

>>74805435
She wants some BAC

>Israel leaving Eurovision

>>74805366
Portugal is the favourite

autism is popular

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>Latvia.

>>74805444
True. they're Euro/Russia expats after all

based Albanians

>Most points the UK has received
>From Albania

>no points from Malta

cheeky cunts

>>74805612

Good goy

Why the fuck are Israel and Australia and Eurovision?

>>74804973
>fascist Ireland
muh hurritij

>>74805683
Banter and memes

>>74804132
that sounds more like a stinky smoker runt to me

>>74805683
Israel is leaving.

ngl lads might get a Maccy D.

>>74805393
objectively shit post

>booing the black woman

Based Ukrainians

>>74805038
love aussies simple as

His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Baron Greenwich, Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Extra Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Member of the Order of Merit, Grand Master and First and Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Knight of the Order of Australia, Additional Member of the Order of New Zealand, Extra Companion of the Queen's Service Order, Royal Chief of the Order of Logohu, Extraordinary Companion of the Order of Canada, Extraordinary Commander of the Order of Military Merit,[4] Canadian Forces Decoration, Lord of Her Majesty's Most Honourable Privy Council, Member of the Queen's Privy Council for Canada, Personal Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty, Lord High Admiral of the United Kingdom.

>Portugal winning

THIS IS BREXIT ALL OVER AGAIN

>>74805916
Didn't understand a word of that

>black dane
>speaks in british english

i am even more triggered

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hm

ukrainians are nazi scum that should be liquidated

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yum

Who the fuck are these benders?

>Germany on zero

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>tfw don't have the warrior gene
destined to be a fat cuck forever

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GET
ON
MY
LEVEL

Spanish Galdems arms too skinny

>>74805944
Emperor of Austria; King of Hungary, of Bohemia, of Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria, and Illyria; King of Jerusalem, etc; Archduke of Austria [sic]; Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow; Duke of Loth[a]ringia, of Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, and Bukovina; Grand Duke of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia; Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza, and Guastella, of Ausschwitz and Sator, of Teschen, Friaul, Ragusa, and Zara; Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorz and Gradiska; Duke of Trient and Brizen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lausitz and in Istria; Count of Hohenembs, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc.; Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro, and above the Windish Mark; Great Voyvod of the Voyvodina

qt autistic Fin

Speak English FFS

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>3 points from France

Eurovision just proves how uneuropean we are. Winston Churchill was right

>>74805916
>deported the next day
the wonder of social media

Norton is on point tonight lmao

>>74806122
Pretty sure I have it, I was a very troubled child

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The face of modern Europe

>>74806269
We're doing pretty well

>>74806301
if you've done a 23andme test you can look at your genome and find it

>>74806269
seems pretty european to me mate. gay and cringy as fuck.

Portugal was fucking shit. I don't get it.

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>>74806122
get on my level

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>no points from Lithuania

We're doing a lot better than I thought.

my last name is norton

always hate it since people either say "oh like the anti virus hahaha" or "oh like graham norton haha are you gay too??"

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>>74806355

>>74806412
balts are scum

>judges supposed to stop political voting
>Greece give 12 points to Cyprus anyway

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>>74806264

>>74806461
are you?
bender

>Greece to Cyprus

GOOD get those Turkish SCUM out of Greek clay

BREAKING: NORTH KOREA JUST LAUNCHED A MISSILE

>>74806264
have never cringed harder than reading this comic

>>74806461
fuck off matt

>>74806525
WHO CARES

EUROVISION

qt

>>74806525
Hope it lands on my bollocks

>>74806286
>norton
hate gays
love pints and birds
not a bigot just dont like em simple as

>>74806525
>using eurovision as a decoy

Kim Jong truly playing 4D chess

>>74805655
satire

>>74806514
no of course not
but it's rather annoying

I'm not even irish for fucks sakes

>>74806584
im gay but i love pints and hate pakis can i be a rorke

>>74804235
"Phwoar"

>>74806461
brother got the middle name norton

dad picked it from the motorcycle hah

>>74806525
at who

>>74806392
actually quite impressive how easily it cuts through that plastic without moving the bottle much at all

>>74806461
hahahaha *grabs you by the scruff of the neck and rubs your face in my keyboard*
hahah scan it, Norton! scan it!
*pushes you into the keys even harder as you start to cry*
full disk scan, Norton!

Armenia girl is phitt

>>74806627
Yer me too wanna be gay friends?

>>74805916
Me: Ultradictorian, 6 BILLION GPA, full-ride scholarship for every course at every university on Earth AND Mars, more medals than fit in my whole house, voted Mr Legs 2017 by Legs Magazine, oh and I am Greek

>>74806525
fuck me lads
is it actually happening? hope are xi jinping sorts it out before a nuke lands squarely on my ballbag

>>74806392
Always quite surprising how easily it goes through that milk carton.

Must've really fucked up the ol' human body back in the day when people got hacked up with swords.

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>>74806478
>6 points from estonia
not all of them

doing some beer-y farts

>>74806704
ye

>>74806725
Until they invented armour, then it did fuck all

You now remember the Australian judge from a year or two ago

>>74806713
really good post

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>bucks is back

The portugal one was shit though, not salty or anything. Romania was better.

You can tell Norton is thinking of other extraordinary things to do to that young man

>>74806525
lmao that guy

>>74806697
haha

>>74806818
redditflag fuck off

Did anyone hear that?

Norton, did you hear that who?

>>74806122
The 'warrior gene' is actually a defective gene that causes people to be overly aggressive. People with this defective gene are more likely to commit violent crimes. It's also much more common in blacks. You don't want it.

You can hear Graham losing the will to live as the night goes on

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WHY live

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>>74806697
>full disk scan, Norton!

celebrate diversity

Anyone else find mainland Europeans really fucking weird? Why are we so different?

Not surprised that that the /sp/ drones in /brit/ watch Eurovision.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AjsdpVZp38
chooone

>>74806670
>>74806725
Katanas are VERY sharp but VERY fragile, unlike european swords which are blunter but more robust (and primarily meant for thrusting rather than cutting)
Either one could hack through ones arm bone with sufficient bloodlust though

>>74806963
No you're absolutely right, don't mean them any harm just don't want to be in the EU with them.

>>74806697
dying

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>>74806937

>>74806857
idiot mong

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>>74806478
FUCKING BULGARIA

>>74806818
fuck off

>>74806963
the dutch are alright

>>74807040
>Goldstein

every time

>>74806963
Yes. Europeans in general are weird. I notice that Europeans are weird, but smart and sophisticated. Like, really, the MIddle Ages is crazy if you think about it. Everyone is just pretending to live in some fantasy land with witches and goblins and monks and Irish. But, at least Europeans don't shit in the streets or live in mudhuts or eat with sticks desu

at least we're above france

>>74807040
that's a troll
literally anyone can write articles on Thought Catalog

Saw my fave client today. Another lovely session doing me doggy, his fave position. He held out for me so we could come together. Left me with a big grin on my face. Always cheers me up when I'm feeling down. Had a nice cuddle chat and smoke after.

>>74806818
Hello

>>74806857
Dont have flags on phone

>>74806963
fruity

>>74807115
We're absolutely smashing this shit, we're usually bottom five

Stop being so fucking negative

>>74807040
don't see the problem

When did Australia join the Eu?

>>74807171
i want this

>>74807002
I know that haha x
I saw a thing where they tested historical against different armours

the katana cut through leather (samuri armour) like butter, but they couldn't use it against the steel because it would have shattered

Anyone else wish they had actual friends to enjoy Eurovision with? Could be VERY nice to dress up in pointless European outfits, eat lots of different European foods, get drunk, and watch the show

>>74807201
Considering Brexit we're doing fucking great

>>74806963
nah I love them, particularly mediterraneans are just good solid lads to be around simple as. Love pints.

I love this one woman I know
how do I make her love me back

>Australiasian

>>74807227
2003 iirc

>>74807239
I bet you would, bender

portugal was fucking terrible

utter state of europeans, something wrong with their brains

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>12 points from Australia

>australian mong doesn't even have an australian accent

>>74807216
t. labour voter

AUSTRALIANS WELCOME IN BRIT

ANGLO UNION FOREVER

>chinky
>aussie

every time

>>74806774
*warhammers you*

>>74807201
Weird how poorly Britain has been doing in Eurovision when you consider how much good music comes from there

British Europe (UK and Ireland) > Southern Europe > Eastern Europe > Western Europe > Northern Europe

AUSTRALIANS WELCOME

>>74807418
damn right.
get genocided, white boy

>get first 12 points I can remember
>it's literally from ourselves
Fucking expats.

<3 love you guys xoxoxo

>>74807499
Literally no one with musical taste could have predicted this Portuguese person winning.

Best Ally

>>74807501
you reversed the order by accident i'm sure

OFF TO THE BOTTLO LADS

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BASED AUSSIE CHINKS

>>74807556
i feel giddy

I don't remember getting 12 points before

When did your F.lux trigger, lads?

>>74807100
Dunno what this post is on about but Brits had literal designated shitting brooks outside most medieval towns

Are we winning eurovision btw?

>>74807556
hope you voted

what's so great about diversity

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>>74807427
>>74807386
would love to have been on the jury while they were discussing it

>>74807664
doxxable info

wtf I love Australia now

>>74807682
Black cocks

>>74807664
hasnt yet

>>74807673
Obviously, first time I've ever done one

>>74807523
Don't you have better things to be doing on a Saturday night Diane? Like shagging Jeremy

>>74807682

fuck off racist

Why is the tagline this year "celebrating diversity"

>portugal didn't give us a single point

FUCK THOSE CUNTS

using the photon theme for the novelty value

>Germany celebrating diversity
Literally NEVER miss a chance do they

thanks to germany as well :3

>>74807816
horrendous

>>74807804
They thought it would make people bring multicultural acts

They thought wrong, this is the whitest contest in years

>>74807671
Yeah but designated shitting areas were just a necessity. I mean, we still have them. Do you think your sewage just magically goes away? It gets dumped back into the ocean or goes to a landfill. Indians literally worship their own excrement. They bathe in it, eat it, toss it around, play in it, sleep in it.

DOGGO

Seriously, though. Portugal was really shit.

Someone do a new