happy hour-edition
cheap booze
1st for norway
the only drink I need is one large cold water
mormons
Wish I had a strong Midwestern qt to show me my place
>>74799486
anyone ever had wine in a juice box?
>>74799769
sounds fancy, high class even
if you didnt smuggle vodka in to your school when you were a teenager you never lived
>Midwestern
I have a cute bum too
>>74799791
I do not like this post
nebraska is in the great plains
the midwest ends at minnesota
Tell me were you a chad in school, and or were you friends with some?
I had one chad friend.
>>74800211
I was friends with some of the football players
my girlfriend was more popular than me in high school
>people who get upset about having to put a front plate on their car or having to get it inspected and emissions tested every two years
>>74800211
I ran nerds up the flagpole by their underwear
>>74799952
I remember making some rooibos tea a while back to drink in the morning on the way to school. When i decided to add a little more water, i used up the rest of this "clear liquid" in a plastic water bottle on the counter.
When I got to school and began to drink the tea, it smelt funny. I drank it and it tasted really strong - i was young and hadnt tasted alcohol before. Nothing bad happened, no one caught me but i accidentally took some leftover vodka and put it in the tea.
>>74800211
I ran a horde of nerds.
No Chad could defeat us.
>german bowing to authority
>>74800211
In high school i was friends with some of the chads because i liked to troll and fool around. The other chads didnt like me because I didnt talk to women, and they saw this as an affront.
Our king chad was a conservative, so that was also nice.
>>74800499
sounds like pretty good tea
>>74800497
sure you did, weirdo
>people who willingly throw away their time and money just because some lowlife parasitic legislator told them to
>>74800366
>they're just friends babe, don't be so insecure!
>>74800611
Put too much vodka in it - it was actually quite awful, especially since i was expecting the pleasant vanilla taste of the rooibos.
My mom was okay with it all too, knew it was just an accident. Dont know why you guys like that stuff - way too strong.
>>74800726
i went with her to parties and
and it was a pretty small school so keeping cheating secret would be harder than usual
I am unwilling to let a woman steal my seed.
>>74800811
>too much vodka
wrong
>>74800887
if you do get a woman pregnant make sure to make her get an abortion
>>74800887
What about a girl(male)?
post pics of when you were a baby. this is me.
Don't know if I'm feeling well enough to get drunk tonight. My sinuses, nose and throat are fucked.
>>74800604
>implying it's about authority and not about common sense
Enjoy your speed limits to accommodate retards and death traps, and sometimes the former in the latter.
>>74801099
me second from the left
>someone from germany critiquing other countries
>>74801492
this
>>74801492
>>74801005
i had a hard childhood
I wonder how trump feels sitting next to someone with so much more money and power than him.
Anyway, how come the government owns so much land in Nevada? I understand most of these departments, but why the department of reclamation and the department of land management?
https://web.archive.org/web/20060930112237/http://www.nv.blm.gov/landsales/LandFedAcresAgency.pdf
>>74801627
>Anyway, how come the government owns so much land in Nevada?
Because they're Jews and no one calls them out for it
>>74801492
It's a welcome change from criticising our own country.
scrub jays outside my window need to quit squaking before I chuck a rock at them
>>74801548
I HAD ENOUGH
>>74801492
harmalista.jpg
FIX THIS NOW
harminlista.jpg
>>74801569
sssshhh, it's ok, ur safe now
just follow this commandments
>>74802070
wtf, I LOVE bebi now!
make Danelaw great again
Must be a horrible feeling knowing that no matter what you do, your future daughter will have a 90% chance of getting dicked and 100% chance of using a large dildo.
Got a call saying I'm getting a smart meter installed, getting locked and loaded boys.
>>74802149
>put castle in swamp
>???
>profit
>>74802134
>>74801627
who has more power than the president of the United States?
>>74802312
wtf? I HATE bebi now!
>>74802194
>put daughter in swamp castle donjon
>???
>profit
I should buy a new dildo
>>74801710
But if they are so Jewish why don't they sell the land and collect money?
>>74802194
why would that be a horrible feeling?
>>74802452
Jews value control, money is just a means to an end to them
just threw a dog toy because my dog wouldn't shut the fuck up, it hit the ceiling fan and conveniently disappeared into a different room 8/8 would do again
hey guys
>>74802603
hey gurl shoot me them digits
I never knew it was possible to get stuck on a rail in a car wash until today
Considering suicide rn
>>74802603
hows your sister?
>>74801627
The further west you go, the more land the government owns. This is because it was bought or acquired by the government over the years since the US was formed. And since most of the land is really bad for farming, no one went to the government to ask for it.
The methods to get the land are more strict now, but it is still available to ranchers and oil/mining companies.
>>74802383
The Arab in the last thread OP
wtf danmark give seattle back its police cars
>>74802696
not sleeping well but mostly fine
The federal government isn't authorized to own land
>>74802744
But that's to get a permit to use the land, not for freehold ownership. I want to own the fucker.
>>74802419
donjons were meant to be raided
>>74802603
gays shouldnt be allowed to own land
>>74802752
the only power is at the hilt of a sword.
that arab can't harm americans as much as we could harm him.
how does he have more power?
>>74802885
that's disgusting
>>74802885
that triggers lanklets
>>74802744
The military used large chunks of land in Nevada to test nukes back in the day. They also test secret aircraft and shit and don't want people snooping around.
>>74801627
>The history of federal land ownership has been largely one of divestiture and public use, not acquisition. As the United States expanded across the continent, it did so by purchasing or taking the land that became new states. (Among the groups it took land from were Native Americans.)
>Over time, it transferred land to state governments and individuals, largely through homesteading and land grants, which allowed farmers to procure parcels of land for agricultural use. The government also tended to allow free use of unclaimed lands by ranchers and others, though there were skirmishes over the years when settlers tried to fence in public land or claimed land in Indian territories.
>That strategy worked well in the Midwest, where very little land remains in federal hands. East of the Mississippi, for example, the federal government owns only 4 percent of land.
Nevada is a desert with unusable land.
>>74802800
>>74803014
??????????????????
Wish the qt was here
>>74803207
they took our police cars and are renting them out!!!!!
>>74803248
I'm a qt
>>74803248
i've been here teh whole time
how do I stop putting off homework so I dont fail out of college and end up working at mcdonalds all my life
>>74803438
just do it
>>74803312
Wanna be my gf?
>>74803438
at first i would put off homework by browsing the internet, because i would feel bad if i played video games while i had work to do
then i realized that I would much rather be playing video games instaed of sitting on my ass browsing the web, so i'd get my work done
now i get my work done first, but i dont' want to play games anymore
>>74803438
I got myself permabanned so I could finish my final essays
>>74803509
Sorry, but I'm a lesbian(male)
>>74803749
you're a woman attracted to trans females?
>>74803039
So why not sell it for hobbyists who just want to own land for fun?
For non-profits that want to own land to protect wilderness?
To companies that want to hunt wild horses (which should be allowed by the way)
etc etc
The whole point of capitalism is to find greater use for something than others could.
>>74803837
Other way around.
Alcohol < Cannabis
You cannot deny this.
>>74803617
>evading bans
>>74803335
Hey bud
>>74803312
You're mean to me tho
>>74804048
smoked weed for the first time. Holy shiiiit. his fucking face was changing.
>>74804048
alri trudeau
>>74804048
alcohol >>> cannabis
>smoking the devils grass
>>74804061
I don't think that's what happened though.
>>74804120
did we finally destroy dixie?
>>74803872
Because it's the federal government and they suck ass. It wouldn't be a problem if the states owned the land
>>74804374
/dixie/ is still going
Big maple dick Canadian bf when?
>>74804502
fuck off sodomite
>>74804120
I-I'm sorry
>>74804365
>cat filter
number one sign of a degenerate
>>74804127
>>74804135
>>74804236
>>74804288
You small minded fools. I hope ypu may one day enjoy the holy grail of recreational drugs.
Also
>smoking
>2017
I vape my cannabis, thank you very much.
>>74804502
fuck off sodomite
>>74804608
It's ok
>*takes advantage of you in a drunken state*
Heh. Should have gotten high instead.
Siamese cats are the manliest pets.
>You small minded fools. I hope ypu may one day enjoy the holy grail of recreational drugs.
>Also
>>smoking
>>2017
>I vape my cannabis, thank you very much.
>>74804500
is /dixie/ any good?
>>74804923
Try it and find out you insipid little worm.
>>74804923
No but I am
>>74804802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk
Anyone with here with a small dick ever fuck a girl? What happened? Did you died?
Ah yes the indirect reply accompanied by a fedora macro, how drole.
>Ah yes the indirect reply accompanied by a fedora macro, how drole.
dixie is a terrible general
>>74805066
No.
No.
No.
>>74805001
sure
>>74804981
someone's grumpy
>>74805151
No one asked you
>>74805208
Why do you ask?
>>74805032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeXIbVovojM
>Ah yes the indirect reply accompanied by a fedora macro, how drole.
>>74805151
how is dixie?
>>74805294
>No one asked you
'i did
>Why do you ask?
just curious
*gets wet*
>>74805066
my ex unironically implyed that it was small, but we didn't fuck because I broke up with her (not then but I also had plenty of other reasons to do it) it's just 6' though so either she thought it would turn me on because she watches too much porn and thinks that's a thing, and/or she watches too much porn
STOP QUOTING ME
If you wish to converse (I say converse but really, you would not exactly be "conversation" in any meaningful way) then reply to me by clicking on my post No. like a normal human being.
If you do not wish to speak to me, kindly refrain from copying my words and "green texting" them like a common child.
>>74805294
i don't need your permission to call trash trash, you AIDs infested faggot
>canadian film festival considers french language films from quebec as foreign movies
>when we bring it up they tell us to stop being special snowflakes
i fucking hate canadians so much, their life is pretty much non-stop cognitive dissonance
Hnghhh
>STOP QUOTING ME
>
>If you wish to converse (I say converse but really, you would not exactly be "conversation" in any meaningful way) then reply to me by clicking on my post No. like a normal human being.
>If you do not wish to speak to me, kindly refrain from copying my words and "green texting" them like a common child.
>If you wish to converse (I say converse but really, you would not exactly be "conversation" in any meaningful way) then reply to me by clicking on my post No. like a normal human being. If you do not wish to speak to me, kindly refrain from copying my words and "green texting" them like a common child.
I don't wear fedoras
>>74806328
me irl
>>74806261
that's not very tolerant D:<
>>74806207
I don't have the bug yet sweetie :))))))
>>74806481
>h-hey guys we love you! don't separate
>GOD STOP BEING SO DIFFERENT FROM US
>oh hi mudslimes
AHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU ANIMALS
YOU DID IT AGAIN
you can't get aids if you don't use needle drugs or have sex
>>74806600
>samefagging
have you noticed that is just 2 fucking idiots posting the fedora shit? zozzle
>match each event to the stage of life where each normally occurs
>first date
>>74806861
Hereditary transmission.
Biological terrorism.
>>74806942
do you even know what samefagging is or are you trying to fit in
>>74806861
*throws aids blood at your open wounds*
>>74807026
Fuck outta here with that fotced meme, daneon.
You aren't even lewd anymore.
>>74804365
this could legitimately unironically be the single most disgusting thing I've seen on the internet
>>74807096
>reddit spaces
tits or gtfo
>>74807181
how can i convince you that i'm lewd?
>>74807027
14-16 probably. idk, my brother is 21 and never been on a date though. it's weird, people actually like him so yeah
>>74807143
ha, now people will think i'm cool enough to to drugs and sex
>>74807331
You could be my gf
>>74807281
be glad you never went on /b/ then
>>74807306
ok you're trying to fit in, got it
>>74807143
Biological terrorism ie.
>>74803207
Looks like a typical yuropoor American car show where anything American can draw a crowd, even a ragged to hell Crown Vic police interceptor.
Hope the bf doesn't cheat and give me HIV haha
>>74807456
umm ewww
i only like alphas
>>74807331
>>74807456
MY gf.
>>74807458
I migrated from /b/
>>74805066
I asked my ex if she thinks my dick is small and she apologetically said yes. its 5.5 though, I think shes just being a bitch, plus shes bragged to me about taking huge ones before
Fuck my state
>>74807719
then how the hell is that the most disturbing
really hate faggotry buds
>>74807787
she ate the rat alive dude. it was squirming in her mouth. she didn't even flinch. I was barely able to eat shrimp because it looks still alive
>>74807719
you don't lurk /b/ enough
even /cum/ has had nastier shit
>>74807908
You have never been in a gore thread. I'm not an eletist I have to call your bs.
do niggers really enjoy eating eat other and raping babies in hopes of it curing their aids?
>>74808057
>you don't lurk /b/ enough
not lurking that cesspool at all is just enough for me
>>74808184
yeh I have, idk why people are being elist about my gore tolerance
Fuck Louisiana, pls rescue me Yanks
just a friendly reminder that firebombing the south and southwest + california would instantly make america white again
>>74808320
Why would you go to Louisiana on purpose?
Yaaaawnn.. mmm .... going to bed....
>>74808400
southern california*
>>74808400
Friendly reminder that even if that happened you'd still be a worthless nog
>>74807649
Stacey (male) out!
REEEEEEEEE
>>74808256
only if they're doing it to an albino
>>74808458
the south of northern california has a higher percentage of spics than southern california
>>74808320
but the food tho
>>74808603
thats central california
>>74808741
>>74807597
you should have him tested
>>74808603
moving to trinity county 2bh
>>74808631
jesus cristos my autism radar went off
https://github.com/W4RH4WK/Debloat-Windows-10
use classic capcha
disable edge and all windows default apps
>>74808870
its northern California I guess, but everyone considers the area around stockton south to be central cali
>>74808406
I live there you fool! Rrrrrreeee
>>74808631
I don't have it often
i am not white
>>74809153
what are you
>>74808994
>windows default apps
they're garbage anyways
>>74809247
sioux indian
>>74808456
Guys... didn't you hear? i'm going to bed. say goodnight
really want to buy this
https://bellingham.craigslist.org/cto/6130175912.html
THERE HE IS, THERE HE GOES AGAIN
>>74809382
yes but they can be used by malware
most malware uses internet explorer, or relies on windows defender to open the malware with admin privileges
>>74809442
Did you not buy that SUV?
i'll make sure you go to sleep and never wake up, mads
/bant/ is actually an alright board thanks to /a/ and /jp/
>>74809553
please do
Never knew the natives were so homophobic :(((((((((((((((((((
>>74809400
>PAYING other people to use your dna
>>74809550
no, my mom bought a new car and they just let me use hers for now. also I decided I want I manual
>>74809400
Prove it!
>>74809671
*scalps you*
>>74809618
>>74809553
FUCK UUUUUUUUU
>>74807587
>yfw there's an American muscle car subculture in Iran
BURGERED
>>74809405
>*lays on bed suggestively*
we should become allies with iran and cleanse israel of jews and sunnis
>>74809797
>>74809442
seems sicc 2bh
utes didn't deserve to die
We should cleanse 4chan of edgy manchildren
we should cleanse the world of homosexuals
T B Q H jews are the least annoying group I'm not allowed to be a part of.
i want white revolutionary iran in north america
>>74809899
interacialcuckball porn
fact: varg is mostly full of shit
we should cleanse the world of communists and chicanos
you should cleanse yourself, as in take a fucking shower. You fucking smell, ughhhh
america should be a theocracy
Why do you hate gays so much?
>>74810097
And Californians, but you've already covered them
>>74810210
Because faggotry is immoral and a sin
>>74810204
*islamic republic
we should cleanse the earth of humanoid life
>tfw no 2B gf
>>74810210
they are a crime against nature
>>74810332
no
it should be a christian theocracy and anyone who doesnt follow protestantism should be executed
>>74810136
I thought you liked my musky aroma :3
>>74810235
rude
>>74810345
A2 is cuter
>>74810136
I just showered though
>>74810386
okay but no Calvinists
Hallo
you can only reply to this post if you are american like myself
>>74810509
>>74810509
Evening
A bunch of slack jawed faggots around here
Where were you when bing bing WAHOO was reinvindicated
*kisses you*
If you don't respect Islam in some form, you're a polack. Prove me wrong, intellectuals!
>>74810662
Fuck you Jessie
>>74810329
>opinion
>>74810386
Most animals are gay sometimes
>>74810708
bet neymar is a fucking casual that plays minecraft
>>74810488
whats wrong with calvinists
>>74810771
Most male animals rape other animals. We don't view rape as an acceptable behavior
>>74810608
Hi :3
>>74810744
sure there are some good things in 'slam but 99% is horrible
>>74810470
You're wrong
Occasionally I'll see a bug on the wall and kill it.
I'll usually just let it fall to the floor because i'm too lazy to pick it up.
But for some reason, I never see bugs around the floor.
What happens to them? nobody cleans this room but me.
i have a low sex drive
*opens arms for a hug*
no pressure, but I have a hug here for anyone who wants one
>>74810886
How can you compare forced sex to consensual sex? Literally what are you trying to say?
>>74810771
animals are never homosexual because they always breed even if they engage in sex with animals of the same sex
their brains are not advanced enough to understand the concept of sexuality
>>74810994
give me the prroooffs
>>74811055
No homo *hug*
>>74811013
The other bugs eat them.
>>74810895
sup leafy :3
>>74810771
>animals are gay so its natural
this is the dumbest argument there is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABM8RTVYaVw
is this natural
Might head to the pub later to meet up with some old friends
>>74811057
>Literally what are you trying to say?
Arguing that something is ok because it's natural is stupid
>taking a picture of your screen
>>74811055
*Hurls myself into your arms and begins wailing like a child*
>>74811080
Wow. I didn't know that.
*google searches that*
Oh, it was an opinion.
>>74811178
Hi :3
>>74811178
how the
>animal brains that can't understand simple concepts can understand sexuality
of course it's the leaf who's a complete retard
>>74811183
Why is this the dumbest argument?
>>74811350
4chanX
>>74811192
>he appeals to nature
>then you do it to make a simple point
>"Whoa wtf are you doing?"
Rhetoric needs to be taught again
>>74811454
he was giving you an example to show that your argument that it happens among animals which means it's okay is stupid
this is why leafs should be rangebanned
>>74811405
do you think animals raping each other is natural
so men should be fucking other men because some lesser being without a consciousness does it
gonna go cook some chicken burgers buds
should have bought bananas when i was at the store oh well
>>74811379
>animals cannot tell m from f
Lol
>>74811454
It's immoral and a sin
>>74811509
>American can't understand my post at all
I know I just said that...
>>74811512
Adults should be able to choose. Everything else you said is silly.
>>74811526
sexuality does not equal sex, you fucking dolt
animals simply dont give a shit about what the sex or even species of whatever theyre fucking is
I gotta tell you guys
russian music hasnt been good since TaTu
>>74811587
Then do faggots want to fuck children so much?
>>74811587
yes that is part of having freewill that does not make it right, and there will be consequences
tatu's music was shit people only liked them because they pretended to be lesbians
This thread absolutely reeks of flyovers.
With this asinine conversation going, Im getting a lot of homework done
>>74811598
You should share this incredible insight with some animal psychologists. I'm sure they will be very interested in your research.
Fuck weebs desu.
>animals fuck corpses which means necrophilia for humans is okay
>animals fuck things of other species which means bestiality is okay
>animals rape each other constantly which means rape is okay
>animals kill each other constantly which means murder is okay
>animals eat their young which means eating your babies is okay
>animals kill the young of their competitors which means killing babies is okay
>animals shit in public which means public defecation is okay
>animals don't wear clothing which means public nudity is okay
>>74811674
Im going to rape your smug little ass once and for all, fucking sexy Califag
>>74800726
I really, really like women.
>>74811755
what the fuck are you trying to say?
>>74811755
That's exactly the direction the faggots have us on
>>74801099
I'd fuck conway desu
>>74811668
wait so you tellin me they aint lesbians
>>74811809
that homosexuality is not okay just because animals sometimes fuck animals of the same sex
>>74811834
t. legalized bestiality in your country
>>74811755
>forgetting animals fuck their cousins
most important desu
>>74811809
He is a repressed homosexual we need to initiate emergency compassion
Literally nothing wrong with incest
>>74811862
yes this is common knowledge
it was just to confuse young boys
>everyone who hates faggots is a faggot
Reminder that anime posters are all fags
as expected of an oreimofag
>>74811950
no shit
>>74811903
wtf I love pakistan now
>>74811864
t. fully legal bestiality states
>gays are unnatural
But animals
>lmao why are you talking about animals theyre dumb
Heh
>>74811091
2B is a qtp2t