/brit/

Poo

portugal to win edition

Anime

love rorkes

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>watching Eurovision

Ponces

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need a latex gf

Anime poo

>>74798115
hate sheeds

>>74798003
Ban non-Brits

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The girlfriend

I'll run up in your crack spot and really press pause on the white like polar bears

>>74798147
animes don't poo

dad's watching rick and morty

>>74798126
Nobody watches Eurovision unironically, just for the bants

>>74798162
I'm British though

How do black people sound so black? If I talked to a black British person on the phone who spoke RP I'd still be able to figure out he was black just from the qualities of his voice.
?

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

My bellamys end is too big for the 'oreskin lads

Reckon I should have been 'cised

How do white people sound so white? If I talked to a white British person on the phone who spoke RP I'd still be able to figure out he was white just from the qualities of his voice.

>>74798211
tbf Obama sounds like a white american, it's education innnit

our song was crap

>>74798211
*Ape noises*

>>74798141
please not this shit again

WE

WUZ

ROMANS

https://youtu.be/ixEahmx0Btw

is there ANYTHING this man DOESN'T do wrong?

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I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKK!!!!!

>>74798162
Reminder that Iceland is Anglo

babestation

>>74798243
probably vocal chords or something

did 190kg even get a single reply the last thread? fucking lol

>RAP MEETS YODELLING

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today is the 10 year anniversary of the k-on manga release

say something nice to the keions

>>74798211

Black Scottish people just sound Scottish kek

overly tipsy

don't like it

tried to chat up some girls but couldn't get far with my minimal langage capabilities

>>74798126
Think this may be my last year watching
Used to be lots of bizarre and awkward moments, as well as the UK performers getting BTFO every year but it's become very normalised recently

>>74798211
dont know but its definitely not due to any underlying genetic factors and if you think for one second it is you should be shot in the back of the head for racism

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>74798298
I'm Mr.Scooooooooooooooooops!

Girl I'm talking to rn is Romanian

as in not
>muh ancestry

as in actually live in Romania, but she appears to be rich?

cuba is a good example of socialism working okay
http://www.newgeography.com/content/004968-havana-cuba-the-city-of-scarcity
oh wait

>tfw dick is only 9" long
will i ever get laid?

>>74798392
hi x

https://www.fb.com/creativenailart/videos/416292778752601/

ah yes, women

Reckon you faggots would all love Reddit and memey if it weren't mainstream

>>74798147
need to see karen doing a wee

>>74798392
*raises paw*

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>>74798364
season 3 when?

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>>74798268
what are your qualms mate

>>74798298
really dislike this sort of reddity "humour"
> haha he's a gherkin how rANDUMB XDDD *spork*
fuck off

*casts invisibility on myself*

*nobody notices anything different*

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>>74798364
I am literally going to marry Azusa

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need a jgf to lick my bumhole

>>74798470
You can't have discussions on reddit, everyone just posts popular opinions for upvotes

Romania will win desu

>>74798470
I'm Pickle Nigeeee, EU!

>>74798364
They're all pure shite apart from mugi whom I want to cum inside

Too shattered to go out after work aha x

>>74798298
literally the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life

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>got a literal model on Badoo sending me videos of her squirting for me
>talking about how bad she wants me to fuck her with all the details

This is madness, I've only had the app a few days.

I've missed out on so fucking much.

anyone see where Chris went?

>>74798470
No it's genuinely shit

Never go to a Romanian escort

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>Welcome to the NHS, gis a tenner

#thefuturethetorieswant

fuck there were some cute krauts out tonight

shouldn't've drank so much think it made me speak worse

>>74798559
is this censored? if not gib code please

>>74798713
How's your German?

Need a Ben in Clapham bf

>>74798684
>Because our pay is performance related, we were able to thwart the cyber attack instead of buggering off early on a Friday because of it

Privatise it

>>74798418
>a few photographs prove an entire nation sucks
yeah, no
most cubans still support the revolution and are doing fine, no matter what bitter little gusanos who lost their ability to exploit people might screech from miami

>>74798648
>squirting
>wanting piss on you
*does a mouth sick*

>>74798549
they don't even say gherkin, they say 'pickle' which makes it so much more yanky reddity cringe

>>74798470
it's only good when
a) it's being edgy
b) the novelty of that hasn't yet worn off

cypus is british clay

>>74798722
it's literally in the filename mate

and yes it is

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=-AUjxDgAOvw

>>74798684
>Whites
>Working for the NHS
Love this meme

>>74798591
Just not true though is it, you could make the same argument with (You)s, speaking of which, I am redacting my (You) to you owing to the nature of your post.

>>74798677
Why lad?

>>74798713
>were
You went home already?

>>74798820
no

reform it

you don't throw a dog in the canal just because it's leg's broken

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>>74798552
she wants a man from the 0151

(me on the left btw)

>>74798882
They're all con artists, it's in their blood

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>they don't even say gherkin, they say 'pickle' which makes it so much more yanky reddity cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E

>>74798648
>days
I can literally get nudes from any woman in the world within hours. Get women confessing to the weirdest sexual kinks with ease desu.

white men ruin everything

>>74798905
Me with the blindfold

German chick is qt in an unslutty way which is nice.

>>74798879
It is. Click on any thread on reddit, all the top posts are whatever the popular opinion is with 200 replies all agreeing.

>short
>ugly
>no emotion
shan't be bothering with women

>>74798665
go on /r9k/ and you will find some pretty turbo views on women and race, granted if your looking for shitposting then 4chan trumps reddit

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>>74798003
>It's a kraut singing about being raped by Turkish refugees episode

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>>74798879

>>74799026
they ruined my twinkhole

she wants a man from 0121 aka she wants a man from the slum

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>>74798591
>went on reddit once
>everyone was making gay cringeworthy 'quips' and calling each other 'sir'
>nobody called them faggots or told them to shut up/fuck off

>>74798470
the Bojack Horseman crowd on /tv/ memed this Rick and Morty before the post season 2 events
it caught

SHIT act SHIT song SHIT voice

>>74798470
I love Futurama which is meant to be Reddit so maybe

Norton absolutely wet for Timor

>>74799128
s-sorry

>>74799166
Old Futurama is dope

love short haired women

>>74798470
Reddit is genuine shit, at least on this site you can have a discussion with someone who has a different point of view on you - on reddit unpopular beliefs are just downvoted to oblivion

>>74799166
futurama predates reddit by a lot

Opinions on mozzarella sticks?

hate niggers
hate pakis
hate wogs
hate forners
hate lefties
love the pub
love pints
love football

>>74798984
I only matched with her a few hours ago and she is gagging for my cock

>>74799220
Even new Futurama is at least better than new Simpsons

>>74799291
Literally me

>>74799101
>went on reddit
>post about thatcher on the_donald
>irish 'trump supporter' talking about how she was the devil
>calls N. Ireland Irish
>mention that it's actually British
>gets mad at me and flames me
>call him a potato nigger
>permanently banned
>never went back

It was a nice day outing I guess.

>>74799098
All northern cities are slums

>>74799291
good lad

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>cartoons that aren't japanese noncime

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>part of Corbyn's platform is escaping being the U.S.'s puppet

>>74799277

Filtered

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still not sure what she meant by this
been really off with her the last few days, haven't done anything that warrants this message.

>>74798774
bad and i'm in weird redneck germany (saarland)) where they speak a strange dialect i can barely understand

>>74798885
yeah i'm in a small town fest was clearing out already

>>74799045
also quite ugly on average so the qts really stand out

>>74799064
I did and whoops, guess you're right anon wowee

ate some hot salsa now i need a HOT SHIT

HOT SHIT
O
T

S
H
I
T

how can i tell if the hitler youth cut would work with my head and face?

>>74799464
>yeah i'm in a small town fest was clearing out already
Grim

>>74799406
We'll become the puppet of Pakistan if Jeremy gets in power

>>74799503
pic of face?

>>74799503
photoshop

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Me and the gf

want to dump the 'ol gf but she's a bit too attached and it would be immoral to break her like that, so I guess we are moving in together, thank the lawd once uni is over i can leave rip

>>74799285
i liked them until i found a string of literal plastic in one, haven't bought them since

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Me on the left

I would unironically vote labour (after Brexit) if they would just pledge to reduce immigration, really don't understand why they don't just do that

>>74799565
alri gary, how are the kids lets meet up for a pint, footies cancelled though haha catch you later mate

>>74799613
nose job and lip job

chebs are natty though

>>74799565
t.Sharia 400k May

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>>74799565

>>74799464
Deutsche makes my cock rock hard https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-i-8u3CX7ug

>>74799691
fucked up eyes lol

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Isabeau of Bavaria became Queen of France when she married King Charles VI in 1385.

Charles VI's uncle, Philip the Bold, Duke of Burgundy, thought the proposed marriage ideal to build an alliance with the Holy Roman Empire and against the English.

She arrived in style, escorted across the Alps from Milan by 1,300 knights carrying personal luxuries such as books and a harp.

Philip the Bold wore a doublet embroidered with 40 sheep and 40 swans, each decorated with a bell made of pearls.

The procession lasted from morning to night. The streets were lined with tableaux vivants displaying scenes from the Crusades, Deësis and the Gates of Paradise.

More than a thousand burghers stood along the route,with children dressed as angels singing, winding into the Rue Saint-Denis before arriving at the Notre Dame for the coronation ceremony.

As Isabeau crossed the Grand Pont to Notre Dame, a person dressed as an angel descended from the church by mechanical means and put a crown on her head.

An acrobat carrying two candles walked along a rope suspended from the spires of the cathedral.

The day after the wedding, Charles went on a military campaign against the English.

>>74799747
they literally aren't. they're silicon

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Eurovision has been remarkably white and normally gendered this year. Shame we put a gay abo twink up there but that's what you get for inviting Australia to Eurovision.

Looks like Saoirse kinda

I miss Poleaboo...

>>74799540
came here to meet family i've never met, turns out they're quite awful

going to berlin in a couple days least i can stay out a bit there

business idea: ban fake tits except for breast cancer patients

*ALL TIME BEST* Somali Pirates VS Ship Security Compilation HD 2017

>>74799569
rather not, sure you can understand that x

>>74799728
You labour queers just hate the working class dont you

who /mummymay/ here?

Business idea: ban fake tits except on men

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>>74799972

>>74800054
EXCELLENT idea

>>74799608
>want to dump the 'ol gf
>moving in together instead

haha state of you

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>why yes i am australian

>>74799947
We're the champions of the working class. Not racists.

>>74800054
wrong. traps look like shit with those hemispherical shit tits. cute little hormone tits are much better

>>74799608
utter spastic

>>74800145
nonce

>>74799947
They also hate you if you are white

>>74799943
watching this now

Business idea : instead of earning more money, just spend less

>>74799935
>tfw 24 year old German and never been to Berlin
feels good

NIL
PIONTS

>>74800133
Yeah sure you are Mr middle class vegan from wales

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>>74800108

>Swedish cut price Justin Timberlake

Next

love britain
hate racists
simple as

>>74800108
El Pintor was alright

There is nothing wrong with sucking tranny cock for fun

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>THE TOKEN NIGGER LOOKING SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND THE ONLY REASON HE GOT THE JOB WAS HIS SKIN COLOUR AS HE DANCES OUT OF SYNC WITH WHITEY

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any esoteric man in

really want a young gf lads

16 years old would be a good age and it's totally legal here which is also good

Been contemplating getting a custom-made pair of cufflinks with my family's coat of arms on one cufflink and my mother's maiden name coat of arms on the other. Is this completely autistic?

>>74800408
need to suck an uncut femme asian cock attached to a cute ladyboy

>>74800315
Berlin is the only cool city in Germany

>>74800458
most bent thing I've read on here in a good 6 months

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>Been contemplating getting a custom-made pair of cufflinks with my family's coat of arms on one cufflink and my mother's maiden name coat of arms on the other. Is this completely autistic?

>>74800267
its quite good

handsome swedish lad

>>74800315
only been to london a couple times

where do you live

>>74800133
>Labour
>not racist
o i am laffin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2082527/Diane-Abbott-Twitter-race-row-MP-faces-calls-resign-racist-tweet.html

>>74800458
You should also get a matching fedora.

>>74799691
need to book a 2 hour session with her so badly
post her list of equipment

>>74800411
He's there so they can celebrate diversity.

Sweden just had to get the one black lad in there

>>74800458
Yes, maybe if you're lucky no one will notice them.

>>74800489
what the fuck is wrong with you

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>That boy is a boy

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>>74800489

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>>74800562

she's only doing anal with slim cocks right now

think mine would be alright then ahaha

>born in this century

>>74800100
hahah what am i like

>>74800176
hindsight is 20/20 la, didn't think I'd drop the emotions so soon whoops

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>>74800543

The call that saved Labour

>>74800543
This happened in 2012 and she still has a job

>>74800637
>>74800683
don't care if I'm gay or not, I like shemales. not attracted to masculine men at all, only feminine passable shemales

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>>74800458
this you?

>>74800543
ummm black people cannot be racist sweaty xx

I'm on a Journey to discover the interracial breeding grounds

desperately want to fuck this twink

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>>74800705
>These final two aren't for use on me, but I reserve them for my cleints who like to be fisted

>>74800839
worst gimmick.

best tags for finding girls on omegle?

>>74800705
cor she's literally up for anything isn't she
what's her page?

>>74800851

how many koppabergs does that require? be careful

NEED a qt bulgarian male gf

Never put my willy in a fanny lads, I hear it's great, I must try it sometime.

>>74799947
u fookin paki marxist queer if i had me way i'd send em all home u know what i mean

>>74800928
They are all feminine Arab wannabes

>>74800905

she'll shit and vomit on you
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1651645

>>74799775
how?

>>74800000

In these last few weeks of uni I've given up on pooing silently
The whole flat shall know when I am unleashing an unholy titan of a shit

>>74800900
m8 use tinder ffs

>>74800705
What the fuck are sounds?

>>74801045
creepy

i want to fug this french girl

>>74801182
smooth metal rods that you shove down your urethra

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>>74800959
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VymvJYe99PI
OID GET A FAKIN BEG SORN ORF SHOTGAN N FOOKHIN SNIPE THA MOTHERFUKERS

>>74800705
Imagine what you could've bought with the amount of money spent on all that shite

Why is everyone arabic now? who thought that was a good idea?

>>74801253
me too haha

>>74801255
what the fuck

>>74800952
Had shower sex this morning
Being hungover kinda ruined it :/

>Guise /pol/ was so based and awesome when we were Fashy Goy NatSoc, before /r/the_donald basic-bitch Republicans came along and RUINED IT.

No, it's always been a shit board for aspies to circlejerk about identity politics. /pol/ was despised long before the_d came along.

>>74800816
Labour are eternal cucks

>>74801238
Eyes with an inward tilt are nice

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is this true

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>>74800829

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>>74801023
fuck me she's literally perfect (minus the shitting and vomiting thing)
>portsmouth
FUCK me that's 4 hours away
JUST

>>74801295
we can take turns

>>74800705
imagine how disgusting her vagina is
would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

>>74801267

she probably makes 2 grand a week cash in hand mate

she blogged about buying a new house and i wouldn't be surprised if she bought it outright, she's been a whore for 5 years

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>>74801292
err I'm not

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Australian boys *drools*

gonna put the kettle on, do you want one?

>>74801527
One cup of coffee please

>>74801496

*Abo boys

>>74801573
same

>>74801256
i convert rorke posts to this accent ngl

>>74801481
wtf is this real

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>>74801378
this

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>that """ guy""" with the Christmas tree star on his head

>>74801462

it looks good
http://imgur.com/a/icgJ1

>>74801642
fucked up

>>74801384
That guy is nowhere near /fit/

>>74801642
Must be hard being Asian, they have to colour their hair and wear coloured lenses to stand out

>>74801699
Closest there tho right?

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Just back from work lads

Only 11 hours until I'll be back there working the aisles

I bet you lads were responsible for hosting this:

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/05/01/eight-men-arrested-for-having-a-gay-party/

Is it true British men exclusively drink cider, and having a pint of beer at a bar is near unheard of?

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>>74801496
He's perfect

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>>74801674
she is NOT 40 oh my DAYS

>>74801674
not at all. pornstar tier roastie, disgusting. maybe I am spoiled because I've only ever had sex with virgins

>>74801774
is it true that leaf cider isn't even alcoholic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It0-9cF2uUM

>>74801774
no
where'd you get this

>>74801782
What race is he?

>>74801774
Only in Hereford and Somerset, elsewhere everyone drinks good English ale

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>>74801756
hm i wish

>>74801703
every country has something thats a majority though
if you dont have blue eyes here you're in a small minority but you dont see people wearing brown lens

just moisturised my feet

>>74801462
spot the virgin

>>74801703
I think their efforts cute desu

I smashed that one in the pic btw

>>74801873
Abo-Saxon

>>74801903
spotted the lad who wanks to porn all the time and thus thinks pornstar tier roasties are the norm

>>74801820
nonce

>>74801811

she says 25 on her AW page

>>74801889
*rubs your feet*
:3

>>74801674
40? that adultwork page said she was 25

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>>74801820
>uses the word "roastie"
>had sex

what the FUCK did Italians eat before we got tomatoes from south america

also what the FUCKING FUCK did Indians eat before chillies

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>>74801574
>Native Australians aren't Australians
Really makes you...
>>74801873
Half black half white

>>74801886
You wouldn't want to appear to have a less attractive eye-colour

>>74801997
stop it haha

>>74802023
yes, rostie as in used vagina not roastie as in whatever r9k uses it as these days

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>>74801614

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>>74802088
ok mate I believe you

>>74802038
Plain spaghetti

>>74802038
chillies are native to india

>>74802041
true
feels good at the top

NEED a dominatrix prostitute to do everything to me

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and then one day it just hit me
i'll get a tattoo of an arse...


on my arse

>>74802157
thanks

not gay but I would fuck him

What is it like to bottom? Only ever been a top hahah x

>>74802221
>tfw really want to do this and have loads of kinky fetishes but scared i'll turn up and get turned away for being ugly

>>74802221
That's attainable

>>74802276

you won't get turned away unless you've got obvious hygiene problems

>>74802227

This girls the same age as me, weirdly feels a tad noncey hahah

>>74802227
fucking hell how long are her fingers

they'd slot nicely into my arse

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>>74802100

need my balls smacked and battered by a super gay bloke

>>74802182
pretty sure it's from south america m80

>>74802276
>turned away for being ugly when they're trying to earn a living

You'll only get turned away if you're an agressive paki or you literally haven't bathed in weeks

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the ABSOLUTE state of pookip

they can't even afford to run a full slate of candidates in the election

>>74802276
You are so unattractive that you worry about a prostitute turning you down?
Sure you don't just have awful self-esteem?

Reckon after those pics of the how ba dah girls chebs I could be considered a nonce under some circumstances

>>74802276
just be clean and not too weird and you'll be reet
prostitutes love it when they have a very clean client

http://www.strawpoll.me/12958725/

This is from /pol/

>>74802227
christ she has large fingers

>>74802454
Victims of their own success

>>74802276
i'd fuck an uggo for £100 easy, you gotta remember this is her career lmao

Patrician: Korean ladyboys
Contrarian: Japanese ladyboys
Plebian: Thai ladyboys

>>74802432
yeah you're right, mexico (north america but whatever)

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>>74802221
>need a dominatrix to do weewees on me
>don't want to get stds from prozzie fanny

>>74802499
she's also tall for a girl

probably has that thing that makes women freakishly tall and stretched out

>>74802506
0 MPs in parliament = success

>>74802556
Delete this post mate

Howling imagining some spotty virgin freak paying a prozzy to piss on him and then instantly regretting it when she starts

>>74802475

errrrm what

hope portugal win just because they will struggle to host it

>>74802606
>leaving the EU
>not the reason for their existence

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>>74802381

>there will be pornstars born in 1999
freaks me out ngl

>>74802685

Me when I lose my virginity to an escort at age 29

>>74802685
Probs a bit much to start with, I'd like to try foot worship first

>>74802685
definitely saw a greentext similar to this, think it was shit not piss though

love the shemale prostitute that fucks me in the arse

>>74802806
>>74802806
>>74802806

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>>74802738

>>74802685
>instantly regretting it when she starts
lol what a casual

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>In terms of "Domme" I particularly enjoy
>Using submissive men as my toilet
>Administering corporal punishment
>Cock, ball and nipple torture
>Strap on of varying sizes and anal stretching play

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>>74802691
>>74798372

>>74801674
>that last pic

throbbing hard on desu