/brit/

>this slimey greasey turkroach representing the nation of ottoman rape babies
im shocked

File: tumblr_myxw7gBn0c1qhno7oo1_500.jpg (90KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 500x667px

the gf

File: handsoff.jpg (53KB, 1200x600px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 1200x600px

FUCK AMERICA
YANKEE GO HOME

>>74792304
girth counts too lad
>tfw long dong but not sure if its thicc enough
doesn't really matter as i'll never use it aha x

>>74792434
*stays*

File: my arsehole.jpg (938KB, 2599x1728px) Image search: [Google]

938KB, 2599x1728px

So fucking sore lads, no idea why

hmm

What's the most boring city you've ever been to?

For me, it's Bristol

>>74792434
agree with the first one, not really sure about dprk though seems like something has to be done

got a massive willy that many have called perfect

>>74792434

>Russian propaganda

ah yes

File: 1487844858081.jpg (37KB, 780x435px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 780x435px

NINE MORE *BUUUUUUURPPPP* SEASONS MORTY
NINE MORE SEASONS

File: 1491672577643.jpg (28KB, 407x408px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 407x408px

>>74792633

i think i have phimosis because i pulled the foreskin down too far when i was younger
most of the shaft was exposed. look a weird purple colour and i panicked

>>74792633
its a fraid

Hungary bringing the irl nasheed

>>74792737
Wot

/brit/ when discussing politics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OksCcEJfxv4

>>74792695
alri hillary thought you were out hiking in the woods

File: image.png (2MB, 1449x1079px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1449x1079px

So I hear you're a racist now, /brit/

been deeply 'cidal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu8EK9GNJeM

World War 3 can't come soon enough

mcnuggets?

Spent every waking moment of my day yesterday watching other people play DnD on the internet. Need friends IMMEDIATELY.

>>74792815
6 in the mornin and i feel like i shit on myself

>>74792655
for me, it is birmingham
>>74792673
nah
>>74792690
how big
pics

>>74792690
PICS

>>74792863
alri lad, roll for initiative

dominos personal pizza boxes have a cutout for the dips now

free dips soon?

Are Italians white?

>>74792797
>now

>>74792966
*rolls die off the table and under a sofa*

>>74792863

bet you have 1 charisma lmao

>>74792970
no
t. Franklin

>this was a hit across europe

Continentals are TASTELESS

>>74792390
""""""""""""""""""""""g""""""""""""""f

I can eat a large dominos pizza to myself

haha a gorilla SO RANDUM

>>74792815
Want to kiss bladee

>>74793049
hand in your character sheet

Aussie girl is QT

Cracking rack

>>74793175
i do it every night

File: so_good.jpg (31KB, 659x609px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 659x609px

>>74792248

> reads Eurovision Song Contest
> What's that?
> FuturamaFry.jpg
> checks out live stream
> ayyy lmao
> mmm kek i could do better
> why am I not in this?
> existentialcrisis.jpg
> ah right, i'm not retarded
> mfw

>>74792925
>>74792953
http://imgur.com/a/Ncrun here you go lads

File: 1485036320642.jpg (57KB, 640x787px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 640x787px

>Denmark's competitor is an Aussie blonde

CHEBS

>>74793284
fuck off fat billionaire

>>74793189
That was Barrack Obama you racist

>>74793198
I forgot to bring it with me

>>74793285
RARE

>>74793284
think you're lying and it's not even an entertaining lie, why would you post this?

Nothing worse than a sodomite

eurovision thread is shit

Think I might vote Italy just because of the gorilla, was a pretty good song too

>post my arsehole for all to see
>2 replies
Fuck off /brit/

>>74793313
im gay and that isn't even close to perfect lol

>>74793378
It's too fast desu so I am Eurovision posting here

>>74793285
hello alois

File: 1466399934518.jpg (5KB, 160x188px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 160x188px

>>74793285

>>74793345
*heems you*

She may be hot, but this song is shit

>>74793413
yeah

i really didn't appreciate the racism during the Hungary song either

>>74793393
wow that hurts
post yours then, I promise I won't say anything mean

>>74793285
>Liechtenstein
>Stein
>>74793381
shove a carrot up it

>>74793285
its like it's 2010

>>74793413
its like a twitch comment feed. ridiculous.

>>74793285
You wanted to enter but couldn't afford it.

>>74793313
quite a big knob ngl
sort your pubes out though

>>74793478

It's Eurovision, 99.9% of it is shit.

stop eurovision posting or I'm telling janny

>>74793539
I will, just let them get out of control for a while x

>>74793313
swear i've seen that on reddit before

denmark had to import anglos to do a good job

>>74793381
nobody gives a fucking shit you pathetic waste

not a racist, just don't like coloureds, simple as

File: 1479362272698.jpg (33KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 657x527px

Spanish Eurovision lad is proper cute

File: tumblr_olu78yzE4S1qhno7oo1_1280.jpg (333KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

333KB, 960x1280px

>>74792390
need to give this one the BB[ritish]C

The famously white nation of Portugal

>>74793313
very nice
wish i had a big one
do girls like it?
what's it like having a big one?

not a teetotaler, just don't like pints, simple as

Portugal needs to turn the volume up

Where's the crazy eastern Europeans?

Where's Moldova?

>>74793731
dad's gf is a black woman from portugal

>>74793313
don't want to believe there are guys walking around the streets with nobs this aesthetic

No friends in my life less enemies

No love but the girls feel my energy

>>74793753
same tbqh
not a fan of alcohol. baffles me that people regularly drink it and spend so much fucking money on it

this song is so nice

i could cry

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>74793626
you have, it's mine

File: 2017-05-14_05-56-08.png (494KB, 641x643px) Image search: [Google]

494KB, 641x643px

bellisimo tuchi i sing for you now yes

>>74793832
Moldova already fucking smashed it

>>74793313
>wrinkly glans

Thanks, I thought there was something wrong with me

>>74793313
>tfw my willy's bigger than this
feels good

>>74793892
lol

>>74793865
spent over $100 on it this week and have been drunk every night

don't drink alcohol, just drink pints. LOVE pints.

>>74793690
it's me

File: 1468966057316.png (495KB, 446x481px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 446x481px

>>74793845
>dad's gf

>>74793741
>do girls like it
They might do, don't know, I'm gay, but it's a lot of fun having one yeah

graham being cheeky

File: theex.png (12KB, 602x157px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 602x157px

Ex just sent me this.
WDSMBT?

File: 2017-05-14_05-58-38.png (550KB, 1043x616px) Image search: [Google]

550KB, 1043x616px

/pol/ are funny, they thought the moon on one act was an islamist symbol lol

>>74793847
same
depressing. will die an average dick virgin
>>74793965
pics

>Zac

>>74794103
had a dream about shagging the ex and now im considering messaging her

>>74794103
It means she's feeling under the weather.

These set changes are genuinely amazing

>>74794103
>still mean really much
Pakis OUT

I wish normies would stop calling me a genius just because I say a few smart things every now and then

File: 1487036554239.jpg (8KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 250x250px

writing my doctorate on philosophy lads, i have chosen to focus on the metaphysics of tfw no gf

wouldnt mind gays if they didnt act like women or have parades where they walk around with dildos strapped to their heads
as it stands just dont like most of em simple as

SKELLINGTONS

https://youtu.be/WWum0VRc6MI

File: 1465589662876.jpg (64KB, 1231x698px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 1231x698px

>>74794029
holaa~

>>74794275
>if they didnt act like women or have parades where they walk around with dildos strapped to their heads
the majority don't, but you don't notice them because they aren't drawing attention to themselves

is /brit/ the gayest general on /int/?

What the fuck is this trying to tell you? Why is there a Horse/man on a ladder?

What the fuck is going on?

swear she's talking about balls
want her to smash mine

'ought 'ome 'lcohol 'ads

redpill me on clacton on sea

>>74794398
Give me a kiss and I'll tell you

>>74794505
it's mostly on land

Hate Irish, Scots and Welsh, not Celtophobic just don't like them. Simple as.

>>74794581
cunt

He's fat enough for two people to be honest

VOTE FOR THE CROAT

It's a miracle he found a jacket to fit

could not give half a crusty fuck about the "euro" "song" "contest" if i'm being honest

File: caesar_2.jpg (49KB, 948x1232px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 948x1232px

Weenie willy wankie.

"I came, I saw, I came again."

have no qualms at admitting that my penis is 5 and three quarter inches long

File: IMG_3900.jpg (59KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 720x720px

>>74794343
buena noches

Eurovision so far

#1 Italy
#2 Croatia
#3 Netherlands
#4 Azerbaijan
#5 Bulgaria

Rest suck

>>74794565
lol

We should have sent the guy from the Go Compare adverts.

stop watching eurovision you bloody queers

File: 1466023432200.jpg (95KB, 479x720px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 479x720px

he finally made it

need timmy to be our country's voting rep in eurovision lads.

The deep part of the croatia song sounds a bit like the Frozen song

BIG

FAT

CRO

AT

>No Moldova

kys tranny fag

Portugal's song was elite as f tier

>>74794523
honestly never kissed anyone, not even my mum on the cheek
don't even know how to do it

half of these countries aren't actually real are they

they're just running jokes

File: 2017-04-28_10-20-59.png (167KB, 231x312px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 231x312px

>>74794831
screeching

HOWLING

>>74794809
it's a CG meerkat you dingus

Great European nation of Australia

>>74794897
Put me to sleep

File: 1475702222594.png (207KB, 429x441px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 429x441px

>Australia

File: happypepe.jpg (7KB, 239x211px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 239x211px

discovered there's no reason not to be drunk/high all the time

HIS JACKET IS SO FUCKING /FA/ WHERE DID HE GET IT FROM

>The Aussie has chronic gay face

>>74794831
find it strange whenever I see people worse than me

File: 02_penis-sizes.w1200.h630.jpg (147KB, 1024x537px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 1024x537px

>>74794750
go to ireland, you'll be considered an adonis

He's got Masie's eyebrows

>>74795031
good lad

We should have sent the guy from the Moors murders to go on a heemfest

austalias, which gives me time to take a quick shite

>>74794913
state

File: 1487898697390.gif (272KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 500x281px

Who /karen/ here?

>>74794773
have you gotten your boipucci pounded yet?

Why is Australia and Israel in Eurovision? Might as well put Brazil in it too, for diversity! I wanna sing about sopa de macaco.

>>74795102
>tfw bang average for hungary
>tfw no hungarian or french qt will ever remember you as the lad with the massive willy

WTF?

There is a country called Slovakia but there is also a country called Slovenia? Whoever heard of either one of them?!

I was wondering what Maxmoefoe was up to

File: poochie.png (390KB, 667x591px) Image search: [Google]

390KB, 667x591px

>>74795223

>>74795102
GIANT
HUNGARIAN
PENISES

>>74795297
used to date a girl from slovenia
lovely arse

>>74795178
pls no bully
>>74795297
>yanks

>>74795297
>american education
Would you be surprised if I told you that there used to be a Czechoslovakia, made up of Slovakia?

>>74795160

hes a bit old now

we could send ian huntley

>>74795246
thanks for contributing to /brit/

just ordered the ol' 'za lads

>>74795297
Haha plz post this on /sp/

>Wonder if Slovakian ABU is lurking

Why is continental Europe so gay?

>celebrate diversity

fucking kek

>>74795102
Debunked years ago because self reported. Basically insecurity index Europe.

some mug just ordered a pizza from us as we're watching runtovision, going to cum on his pizza now

Wish I was a tall, handsome Jew like Sasha Baron Cohen tbH

pee you see see eye? poochie, boy poochie

*rolls eyes*

Don't like Graham bullying the Ukrainians desu

I despise pop.

Are there any heavy metal bands in this thing? I'd love to see Judas Priest up there desu.

>>74795497

The last rock band that won it was Lordi.

>>74795496
the weak should fear the strong

File: 1465444650313.jpg (39KB, 540x712px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 540x712px

>I despise pop.

>>74795497
Lordi entered once and won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

>>74795455
alri there seamus?

File: 31381.gif (27KB, 416x428px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 416x428px

Just edge for 40 minutes and the orgasm was shite. Shan't be doing that again.

pay debnts

>>74795566
Kind of hard to headbang to Taylor Swift.

Chances she'll get Eiffel Tower'd later by them two men?

not even seen them yet

non-countries actually take this seriously, very sad.

Genuinely a raging gay boy, not flamboyant, I just love cock and cute, fit lads more than anything else. Eurovision is too gay for me I'm afraid.

>>74794275
>wouldn't mind gays if they weren't gay
fascinating

>>74795497
Absolutely dire taste in music mate

>>74795640
>Edging

Don't get this meme, just makes my balls hurt

need a big willy to play with

DONG EXPANDING

>>74795715
you gay?

Crazy eyes desu

>>74795751
bit gay

eurovision makes me glad i voted brexit

>>74795751
hi x
>>74795769
maybe yeah

>>74795751
over her-*remembers I have a tiny willy*

oh, yeah cool I guess

File: 1494702785454.jpg (915KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

915KB, 2048x1536px

>literally fat neckbeards and manlets

so these are the jackbooted nazis of nightmare come to genocide all nonwhites

>>74795763
pics

>>74795640
Edged for 4 hours today. One of my shorter wanks.

File: McK.jpg (96KB, 782x583px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 782x583px

the gf

no announcements in french this year?

Sherry, Niles?

genuinely despise fatties

>>74795962
Just, like, stop eating so much lol

>>74795962
Should stop looking in the mirror waheyy

File: 1494493934601.jpg (99KB, 481x462px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 481x462px

>>74792696
>Hurrr Durr god is not real
>Tfw to intelligent

File: C37vcKCVMAAqDvC.png (11KB, 128x128px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 128x128px

doin a thonk

>>74795962

being fat is redpilled

>>74795496
Does it most years but only when they deserve it

europeans have ZERO taste

all their music is SHITE, all the best music is english or american

File: 1474787811392.jpg (80KB, 486x960px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 486x960px

*blocks your path*

who /get schwifty/ here?

>>74795962
you're home now
>>>/fit/41420785

Don't know how to show love
Please don't get ur hopes up

You might get your soul crushed
Closed up like a rosebud

File: apu.png (168KB, 727x682px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 727x682px

theory: fat people experience hunger like skinny do when stoned and having the munchies

How long till we see the British act singing in a language other than English?

>>74795860
is that richard spencer on the far left? looking a bit chubby
>>74795962
same

>>74796113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbpVQtN7AQI
laughing at you

Girl I matched with wants no strings sex, the only thing is she looks like Robert Plant

got a Chrome extension that shows Twitch emotes on almost every site
enjoying it to be honest with you lads

just do it for your lover lads

http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/05/25/does-venezuelas-crisis-prove-socialism-doesnt-work/
any rorkes care to challenge this?

>>74796328
reddit

>>74796189

they experience more hunger because they've spent years overeating, expanding their stomachs and fucking up their hormones

ugly people should not publically organise themselves politically
it does a massive disservice to their whole movement

>>74796328
pics

>>74796140
hahaha
top lad

That Voice Break

I have found power in the mysteries of 4chan,
transcendence in the changing of the memes;
I have been versed in the reasonings of anons;
and shitposting is stronger than anything I have known.

>>74796359
yeah. marx was a huge racist. what do you think about that rasheed?

spanish and greek songs are excruciatingly awful

>>74796328
No idea what this means

>>74796359
Is that link just "NOT REAL SOCIALISM" whining?

>>74796359
rather not say

>>74790915
good lad

Shit daft punk rip off

Lucy on next lads

the sticky is starting to lag my phone so I've had to migrate in here lads aha

Graham Norton is the only reason to watch Eurovision

Give me some depressing music please

Nothing boring or too slow though x

>>74796359
Why would a Rorke challenge the idea the Socialism doesn't work?

File: 1494706197586.jpg (50KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 480x480px

Definitely my fave so far

really tired myself out with that wank haha x

>>74796528
he wasn't really tbqh. and even if he was it was the mid 1800s so he can be given a pass
>>74796569
no

>>74796782
Not real socialism it was corrupted

File: kangs.jpg (12KB, 500x305px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 500x305px

>make a joke about white people
>crime statistics are brought up
think we don't know lmao

Just had a bent thought lads

>>74796733
Hopefully a breeze will bring out her pokies.

>>74796761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVC5QSlgXuU

i remember when i was a wee lad helping out my jewish neighbours once a week

felt good to be a good neighbour

>>74796381
no mate, twitch

>>74796398
of?

>>74796553
don't worry about it haha

>>74796782
Socialism has little to do with Venezuela's situation. It's due to the longstanding currency exchange problem, predating Chavez.

on a whim, bought tonic water today

Things I like:
>mummy
>sandwiches
>sleeping
Things I don't like:
>Normeys
>Working
>Being shouted at

>>74796897
ahaha bender

Liked that song desu

>>74796845
>he wasn't really tbqh
he was, nice delusion though
>and even if he was it was the mid 1800s so he can be given a pass
oh hmmm so you agree that his ideas are a little out of date? does that also explain why capitalism dominates communism every time?

>>74796761
Carrie&Lowell live x

>>74797012
*shouts at you*

>>74796958
the extension in action you cupboard

Why aren't Europeons happy?

>>74796970
Fuck off kraut, this is a local thread for local people

File: 1489288886383.png (123KB, 376x365px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 376x365px

>Liked that song desu

>>74797012
can't read this, please reformat using standards-compliant love / hate syntax

Attempted to drink myself to death last night lads, just ended up throwing up for 1 hour

Need a more effective way to 'cide

File: 1416510268753.png (17KB, 882x758px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 882x758px

>tfw only 7.5 inches

File: 1462383814904.jpg (47KB, 487x577px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 487x577px

>bought tonic water today

love eurovision
hate europe

>>74797037
His personal beliefs do not affect his economic and political work, which is some of the most important work of the modern era.

>>74797138
>tfw 0.5 inches bigger than you

>>74796328
Not self conscious about going on twitch, neither my mates or gf know I go on it ahah even though I spend the majority of my free time there LUL

>>74797076
Fair
well how it works is just like using the emotes on Twitch. You type in the wordphrase like laceShrug PogChamp etc.

45mg alprazolam then as much vodka as possible

should do the trick x

this isn't funny

>>74797182
>>74797138
pics

>>74797108
make me

>>74797165
is that the stereotype? don't know anything about it tbħ, just saw it in the store and bought it

Halfway through my Kopparberg and I'm absolutely smashed

File: summattld1.jpg (51KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 480x640px

>>74796761

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0C1p5pL01I

File: emotes.png (14KB, 691x113px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 691x113px

>>74797076
>>74797235
and it shows them like so

>>74797272
Alri Becky

MY gf on next

BE respectful

File: IMG_1280.jpg (81KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 1024x576px

Love pints
Love footy
Love the pub
Love the queen
Love nazis
Love fish n chips
Hate pakis
Hate lefties
Love cock

>>74797171
race doesn't have to do with politics? hmmmm
>some of the most important work of the modern era.
maybe as an example of how not to structure an economic system. can't be all that important considering there aren't any actual communist countries today, and the ones that resemble communism are shit

>inb4 last

>>74797337
thanks but I don't think I'll be investing

>>74796140
>undocumented
you mean illegal
you entered the country illegally

Crackin' slag

>>74797337
Take a picture of this post and see what flags it shows

File: 1492121424091.png (436KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

436KB, 480x640px

>got a Chrome extension that shows Twitch emotes on almost every site

need a drug to do that isnt coke or mandy

>>74797337
Reddit twat

>>74797131

people do it by accident all the time and you can't even manage it on purpose PMSL

drink 1.5 litres of whisky with some codeine and lie on your back

if the drugs don't kill you, you'll drown in your vomit

>Never give up on you
>BREXIT

Absolutely banterous

>>74797261
probably not, but I feel it's important to inform everybody that they're gay and I'm not

Lucy Kreygasm

File: 1470218295365.jpg (37KB, 624x351px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 624x351px

>>74797513

Genuinely best voice yet. Stunning slag as well. Lyrics are okay even.

>Not singing in Welsh

cuck desu

why are Welsh people assumed to be able to sing

>>74796761

Elliot smith angel in the snow

>>74797302
>You will never experience this

>>74797242

Think I'd sleep for 3 days on that much xanny

>>74797337
KonCha

>>74797429
no
>>74797471
yes

File: 1490917289888.png (674KB, 1001x899px) Image search: [Google]

674KB, 1001x899px

>>74796215
Never

File: cubahdi.png (63KB, 347x729px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 347x729px

>>74797390
Cuba is one of the best Latin American nations and adheres to socialism.

>>74797449
Speed

>People cheering the UK
Disappointing desu

Kappa
ResidentSleeper
VoHiYo

She is singing about Britain trying to save Europe.

>I will never give up on you
>I don't care what I have to lose

>>74797288

got all her POVs downloaded

>>74797480

Only problem is whisky tastes like utter garbage and is expensive as fuck no chance I'll be able to drink that much

File: 1494400173925.jpg (24KB, 320x238px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 320x238px

>>74796328
>chrome

>>74797650
TriHard :gun: KKona

>>74797603
late 19th century invented stereotypes

>>74797632
It's a shame the dagos colonised south america and not us, it might have been ok then.

Okay, was expecting a 0 points and I doubt you'll win because of BREXIT but she is 100% the best act.

portugal is the best act 2bfwy

portugal is a different level

>one of our strongest entries
>gets nil poi

im on Twitch right now

>>74797748
good lad

My gf lads, she doesn't even exist.

Le definitely not Rag n Bone man man

need a gf that exists

>>74797632
it's also majority white

most cubans are pure spanish descent as the natives died off due to disease very quickly once the spanish first landed there
the island does have a not insignificant black population though

I'm so innocent but I got some evil friends, I just wanna spend never fall in love again

>>74797953
Your gf got blacked lad

im on money