ESC 2017

when will it start?

What is it about ?

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Designating this the comfy slow thread

3 FUCKING WHITE MALES

>>74787211
Just about now, any comfy threads around?

>>74787021
lets go boys

>STILL having Australia
This meme needed to end three years ago

this is now the official yurovijun /comfy/ thread

mods, pls dont delet

Who will you be supporting lads?

eurovison fans confirmed best in world

>this singing
>generic Eurodance trash song
OY VEY

jews up first no need to watch get food and wait for it to be over

>>74789581
>popcorn
>crips
>vegetable crips
>golden syrup cake
>shitload of wine
Feels good

hnng that blonde

>>74789681
uh-oh diabeetus

POLAND IS CUTE!!!

mute the jews so the cant control your mind

I want to milk her, lads.

>>74789865
10/10 would suck boobies

>>74789865
She's definitely lewd as fuck in bed

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>>74789962
>>74789976
wew she has in Playboy

>>74790076
figures

Alri comfy-friends.

HEY
HEY
AYAYAYAYO

Where do they find these cuties, jesus? I need to move to eastern europe

This looks fun

>>74790281
Same, buddy. How else do Legalporno get all these cute looking sluts.

Belarus is gay

>>74790281
I believe they just scoop them off the streets. I'm told there are cities and towns where you can't walk without tripping over qts, like El Dorado but with pretty Eastern European girls looking for a way to escape to the west.

>>74790391
Shit song desu

>>74790391
>that end
sure seems otherwise

>that kiss
a cute

Every song has been boring as fuck so far. Poor start

>Austrian music
Schönberg rolling in his grave

Some Sheeran knock-off?

>>74790706
sounds like ed sheeran

>>74790763
More like Justin Timberlake imo

>>74790706
I'm not sure Eurovision was ever the sort of place that Schoenberg's music was going to get exposure. Although it would be pretty funny to see someone turn up and down Erwartung or something

>>74790903
Nah, Justin is actually based as far as pop goes

>>74790805
Pretty apt. Into the trash etc.

Is Armenia white?

According to my notes, Armenia's entry is quite bland and boring europop

spooky as hell face

I think she has stolen my soul, I looked directly into her eyes.

Fuck marry kill lads

hnng these Netherlands cuties

>21,21,22
wew

>>74791324
Fuck dress blonde
Marry brunette
Kill pantsuit brunette

>>74791324
Fuck - middle
Marry - right
Kill - left

>>74790959
lel true

Austrian, Icelandic and Ukranian autism combine

This isn't bad actually, I thought it was a lot more boring than that when I first listened to it.

Based slavs

le epic sax guy

Moldova to take it

fun song tbqh

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Digging this shit

Meme as fuck but I don't care. Best so far

I always like the more traditional songs

>>74792534
>suddenly rapping

>>74792624
>but it's cool and hip anon, THE INFUSION LIMP BIZKIT

Anyway, it just sounds like a nasheed to me

>>74792534
Ah yes, those traditional Hungarian synthesisers.

>>74792624
Magyars have been rapping for 1000 year

>gorilla
dead

Can someone explain why all the bookies put this mediocricy as #1?

>spaghetti macaroni
>singing in the rain
>nirvana
>karma

what.

>that dancing gorilla
my fucking sides

who /original/sp// here, btw?

>>74792704
lel

>NIPPLES

>>74793012
because everything else is literally shit and Italy's song was at least fun

>>74793384
Moldova was fun as well, no?

>>74793384
the sax 2.0 and even the magyar were miles more fun, dude watched too much "adventure of a lifetime" by Coldplay

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>>74787021

> reads Eurovision Song Contest
> What's that?
> FuturamaFry.jpg
> checks out live stream
> ayyy lmao
> mmm kek i could do better
> why am I not in this?
> existentialcrisis.jpg
> ah right, i'm not retarded
> mfw

Oh boy, this is truly one of the more interesting acts, really is an act by all means, where did they dig this guy up

Serious question, is this guy a hunchback?

Good, honest guy.

>skeletons
>sung by a vampire
Consider me spooked lads

>>74793544
stop posting this

First time hearing this

how is this hajj? sad!

>I'm a skillyton
spoiler:
She's going to write something in the empty space on the black wall behind her

This is the best so far, and I have objectively good taste

LMAO

CROATIA YES

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This fucking guy

>>74794412
:^)

AND ANUDDA ONE

>>74794785
TAKE A CHANCE

>>74794876
MY FRIEND

REEEE FUCK OFF SHITCUNTS

Looks as aussie as one can be tbqh

By the way, what did you think of our song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxos6ceOrRA

This was the runner up, a 16yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg2Oaibtt3Y

>>74795217
Average but with a few nice moments

>>74795217
It was more interesting than some of the shitty ballads that got through, but not really outstanding. It's not been a great year outside of a few entries though

>>74795217
Same as almost every other song

I personally liked the runner up song, at least he has a voice, oh well

>tfw no Demy gf

BANGER

>>74795550

Why is it always fucking ballads?
Every single time its always a bunch if shitty generic ballads.

>>74795867
no clue. Maybe less expensive to send? You just need a woman in a dress and some moody lights instead of a more elaborate outfit?
They don't really win either, so I don't know why people bother. I can't remember the last time one of the slow, moody ballads won. I mean, you could make a case for Ukraine last year, but I think it was different enough that it didn't fall into the category

I wish I were a cool surfer dude

>>74795867
Can't fuck up a ballad but with a fast song with lots of instruments and dancing anything can go wrong

>>74796235
>fast song with lots of instruments and dancing anything can go wrong
I've never actually seen a fuck-up to be honest, so they must be very rare

>>74796133
True, but comparatively, ballads are way less, maybe around 5-6 in the final, for a good show you really need a big buck, charisma, and a somewhat more than decent voice, which is all what we didn't have, so there you go

i never get it, they sing the same song each night?

wew I just took a look at the sticky. Way too fast.

Explain yourself Norway

why is this fucking trash on Norway?

>>74796632
Exactly, almost all start singing it in their local "eurovision", about 4 times on national TV, then 2 times in the semi and final what you see at the moment

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>>74796686

>>74796235
the only rule is that the person singing has to be on-stage and singing live, all the instrument parts are pre-recorded.

A few years ago, one of the Balkan nations sent a pretty girl who just pretended to sing while the actual singer stood at the back of the stage in dark and actually did the singing. Was pretty funny

Right, going to have to make a booze run after this song. Thank you Scottish licensing laws.

>klitschko
Haha the fuck

The nerve of the mods deleting the /sp/ thread, Vitali has confirmed that this is sports related

>>74797201
/sp/ has basically been dead since 2015 (hell, even 13-14 if you want but there were still fun threads sometimes). This year is the year were most people finally realised it at least.

BRIT
R
I
T

ARE LUCY

>>74797321
yeah, it's a real shame. Even in 2013 it was still alright, but it took a real nose-dive after that. It used to be a lot more fun

she has a nice voice

Another generic song........

Right going to have to wait for Lucy to finish before the booze run

What's wrong with her face?

>>74797661
Shes Welsh

>>74797321
Didn't frequent /sp/ for over a year, popped back a week ago in the morning, and was fucking baffled to see the same damn threads still linger in the afternoon, nevermind the evening

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>>74797485
I'm still mad about how the mods destroyed it and how neo-/sp/ posters are basically okay with it but okay, the board and the posters have changed. Guess I'll have to live with it. At least the niche sports related threads are still good.

>>74797661
[insert generic joke here]

this song remember me about these ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wtfhZwyrcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk

Romania is fucking CUTE

YODELING INTENSIFIES

>>74798174
>Rag'n'Bone Man
That's a big guy

>>74797792
Yeah, 2017 has been a new low. I usually used to post funposting threads but even I stopped now because it got so slow.

>>74798234
Her dress, man.

I'M BULLETPROOF
NOTHING TO LOSE
FIRE AWAY
FIRE AWAY

Lezza spotted

>>74798865
i was going to post the video kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg

>>74798995
Almost as shameless ripoff as the one last year by the swedes

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXsm9y-z3I

Anyone remember the Eurovision Dance Contest?

FINALLY UKRAINE

they are a good band, but this song is not so good

So apparently the Germany's entry this year was directed by Syrian refugees
>>74799095
>>74799095

>>74799222
sounds like a anime opening

>>74799122
>>74799133
>>74799222
>>74799477
Checked

Lads I like belgium's pick this song so much

It's so simple it's unique, one of the rare that hasn't got that played up emotion crap

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>17 years old

>>74799727
Nah, generic as fuck. The only thing worse than boring ballads is boring radio songs.

booze run went well lads. picked up a crate of Vitamin T

she's lovely

>danger zone

>>74799817
Got a crate of some cheap white from waitrose, already well into the second bottle. This year has been pretty bad, especially the middle third. Hopefully the last songs pick up.

I hate the hosts with a passion

>>74800116
Better than two boring women changing dresses 5 times

>>74800116
do you have super power

Eurovision is as close to Hunger Games IRL as anything else, there are just too many parallels, last thing left is for them to start murdering each other.

>these backing dancers
SWEDEN
YES

>>74800038
gone off white wine recently. Can only really drink it if it's warm and I'm outside or if I'm having something to eat that absolutely won't work with red. But yeah, it's been a bad year. I was reminiscing about previous years over my last beer and remembering the fun times

Total event nigger count: 2

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>>74800488
>nigger

>balls haven't dropped yet
>still can't hit the high notes
Disappointing

>>74800587
Well what if he's black? Don't want to be racist now

Too
Old

AYY LMAO

Fucking hell i wouldnt pull out

>first rule of yodeling club. Don't talk about yodeling club

VERKA
E
R
K
A

>tfw the only point of Eurovision is seeing how much the rest of Europe hates us

Do they yodel in Romania or was that just random af?

>>74802022
no they don't

>>74802022
Random af, if I'm not terribly mistaken

>>74802022
Whilst ululating features in many different traditional musical cultures, I think they were just ripping off the Germanic tradition

was really disappointing ESC desu friends
most were pretty mediocre and samey

My vote goes to fat Croatian

>>74801884
I luv you

>>74802260
No comfy threads here too, absolutely dead

is the board itself dead af, because I remember for years having good banter with tons of action here

Which one was Bulgaria?

>>74802416
I think everyone is sperging out in the stick

>>74802416
/bant/ arriving about 4 days before didn't help. All the fun people went there.

>>74802346
Y-you too :)

>>74802531
I thought only some part of /pol/ went there

>>74802531
>650 post comfy looking thread on /bant/
fuck, they didn't have anything for the semifinals so I thought they weren't bothering with it. Would have gone there had I know

>best song of the night
>can't vote for it
Fucks sake

UAS CUNT

>>74803690
aus*

>>74803690
>Aus winning ESC
>ESC IN AUS

how horrifying

>Aussie shitposting irl
wonderful. Eurovision is truly the best of times and the worst of times

THANK YOU BASED AUS

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