/brit/

Niggers.

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choo choo

dead fascists

>>74784971
would love like hundreds of dogs

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>>74784989
I approve of this post

Not keen on dogs.

its fucking 7 o clock already wtf i hate saturday now?!

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wew

WOOF :D

*starts panting*

>>74785047
Me too but I can't afford to keep them all in makeup and handbags.

any radical centrists in?

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So an "anarcho"-capitalist told me that I should obey property rights.
My response was "Why?"
He said, "Because it's my property."
I responded again, "Why's it yours?"
He said, "Because of property rights."
I said, "Okay now your argument is just circular. You're like a Christian presuppositionalist. Come on, I know you can do better than this."


He responded, "Can you prove property rights don't exist?"

I responded, "I never claimed that I can prove that property rights don't exist, you asserted that property rights do exist and that I must obey it. Yet you haven't backed your claim with actual evidences instead you used a circular argument, so therefore I can simply dismiss your claim without any evidence. The burden of proof is on you, not me."

So how was my argument? Do I need some improvements? Did you noticed that I never mentioned the words, "Nice spooks, nerd" ?

>>74784971
this image makes me happy
why are dogs so based?

>>>/tv/82712074
>>>/tv/82712074
>>>/tv/82712074

/tmo/

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>Catholicism isn't pagan

Ah yes let me just WORSHIP THE FUCKING SUN.

just farted and it smelled quite evil haha

t. white guy

>>74785095
Is this one of those posts that you typed for reddit and then pasted here.

>>74785115
>why are dogs so based?
they hold eye contact with humans, few animals do. best way to make friends with non dog animals is avoid looking them in the eyes too much.

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>his country shares the same name as a shitty tasting vegetable

>>74785140
christianity in general is a fake religion, literally doesn't exist

there is only Judai and Islam, christians just bastardized the 2 and mix it with paganism

>>74785069
>this time tomorrow it will already be time to start thinking about the fact that tomorrow is a work day

would love to have my fanny and bum tongued by each and every one of those doggos

>>74785140
*son

>>74785140
fuck off

protestants are cucked as fuck

>>74785140
wtf i love catholicism now

>>74785140
The sun has always seemed to me like a pretty logical thing to worship desu.

>not speaking another language on his general
HA!

19yo from work has probably been ragged senseless by her bf multiple times already. they only see each other once every 2 weeks so he must save up all his spunk for her little mouth,

what the fuck is this swede smoking

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>Oiright, wha'y want then mate?

>>74785203
post boobies luv, ta
xx

things to worship:

mythical sky man
animals
the sun
fat women

>gf said she doesn't like it when i grow a small beard
>whines that i feel too rough with stubble

ahh yes, i don't mind about your prickly legs or fanny hair at all don't you worry princess

>>74785263
it's el haitiANO

>>74785228
>speaking our language

cuck

don't need a gf when you've got pints

>>74785292
love prickly legs, my mum often has them and i like to run my hand across it to wind her up

>>74785274
Kopparberg. Neat.

really want an armenian gf lads

>>74785274

macallan 18 on the rocks please barkeep

>>74785225
would join a local sun cult if they made one

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>>74785331

>>74785337
This is a family place now, ya hear? We don't want no trouble tonight.

Any lads running Leeds half marathon tomorrow

>>74785274
koppaberg and soda please mate. 10/90

love pints
love wanking
love bums and boobs and nice tummies
love the lib dems
love wittgenstein
love proust

>>74785405
bums and ting

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>>74785331

>>74785405
>>74785405
prefer the skinny bum on the right

>>74785412
love the top 3, don't like the 4th and haven't got the foggiest what the bottom 2 are

>>74785412
What do you hate?

>>74785403

Couldn't even run a mile lad. Not fat, I just have acid reflux.

>>74785446
good lad

>>74785412
>love wittgenstein

DUDE GARDENING LMAO

>>74785341
they're literally jews

>>74784971
looking at this image and pondering whether my shovel is up to the task

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>>74785331

>>74785446
>>74785461
Alri Padraig

>>74785403
Would only ever run away from Leeds t.b.h

>>74785365
>>74785445
>>74785483
problem?

Communism and Capitalism are two sides of the same coin of materialism. It's the worship of money, they are both Judaic in form.

>tfw never cracked a phone screen or dropped my phone in a toilet cause I'm not a total fucking idiot

feels good

>>74785510
no mr le troll

>>74785529
communism doesn't have money

>>74785531
dropped my phone in the canal once when I was walking home pissed

>>74785531
got a slight crack on mine because i accidentally put a chair leg on top of it

>>74785531
Woaaahhh mate I'm so jealous, what a live you must lead
*walks away and stares at the wall*

>>74785140
sure we were made to sing songs and recite prayers about St Brigid all the time when we were kids
there was no St Brigid though, they just made a saint out of a celtic pagan goddess so that they could convert the celts

want a gf but not through mutual friends
looks like I might need a hobby

>>74785529
sod off evola, go performing wanking magic in tibet or something

if all humans on earth were boiled down into a soup, they would fill lake windemere

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>>74785585
>what a live

what an embarrassing mistake hahaha

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>The mythologies of our age in the West are not enforced by repressive theocratic regimes, but by the market command to be free, to be creative, to be flexible, to love what you do for even the most uninspiring of jobs. Work flexibility and freedom from ties to family duty and hierarchical institutions promised by the corporate-counterculture that reached its zenith in the 1990s has turned out to mean increased precarity and a race to the bottom in living standards. The promise of this vision has become, for those who can’t enter adulthood but are edging closer to natural infertility, a permanent CV-building career ladder leading to nowhere.

was considering getting a ps4, but apparently you need a paid membership to play online. I thought only xbox did that, not playstation?

>>74785585
t. Owner of a soggy phone with a cracked screen

>>74785483
sorry mate but you'll need to delete this
it can't be used as a generic reaction image

>>74785588
Literally don't care. Up St. Brigid and upa RA

>>74785531
if I ever cracked my phone screen I'd get it fixed pronto desu

nothing is more of a runt indicator than going around with a cracked screen

>>74785599
why not through mutual friends?

>>74785456

cabbage

>>74785472
think they're armenian orthodox christians

know a guy who's job is in charge of IT for a branch of the NHS. haven't heard from him in a while. should I be worried?

>>74785640
not part of this conversation but just want to interject and say i once shagged a cabbage

owner of a lonely heart

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>he's never heard of proust

>>74785560
Their ideology is still based on materialism. They are obsessed with wealth just inverted from the Capitalists.

>>74785636
don't want to be alienated from my friends when I mistreat her

best mate works at greggs

>>74785676
wasn't he an f1 driver?

You can not get any deeper than trying to wrestle with the archetypes that supersede everything that makes up psychology, society or other collective unit you can think of. The difficulty and scope to grasp is nearly all encompassing.

half my phone screen has stopped working as a touch screen, literally can't be bothered to get it fixed though

>>74785676
that a lager or stout?

>>74785622
yeah that's what put me off
shame cos i loved ps3

best mate works at nandos

>>74785629
What, you think you're some kind of big guy? I'll have you know i'm a member of the CIA, and you are not written on this /brit/ plan. The first paddy to speak gets throw out of this thread.

>>74785658
busy lad today i expect, i used to work in NHS IT and its as big a shithole as you'd expect. this is all no surpise, luckily the county and metrolpolitan councils all had to remove their XP machines from the networks or get barred from accessing central govt data. they all did afaik.

>>74785712
really mate? can you not?

fascinating

sometimes say "sorery" when I bump into someone so they think I'm a canadian tourist

>>74785681
You say that like it's an original observation. Marxist historical progress is literally called dialectical MATERIALISM.

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>>74785736
You have no idea who you're dealing with

>>74785742
why reply

>>74784971
the dog at the frontmost middle is the most good boy of all of them

>>74785755
No shit, I'm attacking Capitalism more than I am Communism.

>>74785755
you lost me at Marxist historical progress

>>74785707

Delved into the jungian unconscious matrix and all I saw was the interracial breeding grounds

Listening to happy hardcore

>>74785707
>this is what brainlets who can't into maths and science tell themselves

>>74785274
a pint

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>>74785140

haven't had nandos in at least 6 months

really nice evening lads

might go for a wander

nose is a bloody mess after a 3 day coke binge

might take a month break ha

how do dialectics work
i get the whole thesis antithesis synthesis thing but it seems a bit odd

>>74785832
>jungian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL4GQ5H0lkc

Who /Mad one/ tonight?

>>74785919
It's Eurovision night, so yes

>>74785893
Don't you stop getting high pretty soon during a coke binge.

>>74785897
type 1 or type 2?

A Marxist utopia is just that: a utopia

Got no time for the music haters
Got no time for reading the papers

>>74785957
Waheyy!

>>74785941
no you just make the lines bigger

t. coke pro

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>>74784971
>It was all a dream

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How do you have a bowel movement in the Command Module since it had no toilet? With the Fecal Containment System! It was a plastic bag with a hole at the top that the astronaut taped to his buttocks and had a finger cot attached that the astronaut could use to help move the feces away from his body, but most astronauts found that the finger cot just made more of a mess to clean their bottom.

When he was done 'evacuating' he removed the bag from his buttocks and had wipes to clean himself with and then placed those in the fecal bag as well. He then opened a separate pouch containing a germicidal liquid and added it to the fecal bag contents and kneaded it to mix all the contents. The bag was sealed and placed in a special container with a vent to dump overboard any noxious gases. It would remain there until it was removed back on earth and weighed by NASA scientists. The astronauts didn't like the bags much because it was unpleasant/awkward and also ripped hair when the bag was removed from the buttocks.

The unpleasant and unwritten part was that on the Apollo missions, there would sometimes be a yellow or brown globule or particulate floating around that the crew would have to chase down and clean up.

prostagma

get this thread started off lads. let's see where the butthurt leads: >>74785894

>>74785997
Can't wait to get some sniff next week. Been months.

Listening to the beastie boys lads

real reason I don't want to date through mutual friends is that I don't find any of the girls I know interesting at all
they're all lookers though

>>74785897
Hegel's philosophy is applied to history. He thought that history was the process and formation of what he called a 'spirit' which is like the sum of knowledge, truth , reason. We could say 'zeitgeist' which is the spirit of the age. Hegel asserted that the spirit of one age (thesis) eventually comes against or creates its opposite (antithesis) and the clash of the two creates a new age (synthesis). And the conflict between these forms the new thesis which meets its antithesis forms a synthesis and so on until humanity reaches the pinnacle of absolute truth, unity, beauty.

Marx was a Hegelian which means he followed this line of thinking about the dialectic. But instead of applying it to an abstract concept of history, he applied it to matter (stuff that exists). He was a materialist. Strictly, he placed more emphasis on the influence of material things - like the distribution of goods, resources and money. Marx saw a disparity in ownership and control of these goods. On one side he saw the upper classes, the 'Bourgeoisie', who were the owners of most of the resources (factories during industrialization) and on the other side he saw the lower classes who had fewer goods and powers (the 'proletariat').

honestly believe saudi arabia, pakistan, and north korea should be destroyed

>>74786048
Don't they have like only 4 decent songs?

>>74786052
Uhhh, no one asked sweaty?

>>74786059
Out of their conflict would arise a classless society

real reason I don't want to date through mutual friends is that I don't have any friends at all

>>74786082
I'm listening to their first album. It's good for a fun listen but not much more.

business idea: add new letters and diacritics to the english alphabet to make it more precise

Who /TMO/ here?

>>>/tv/82712074
>>>/tv/82712074
>>>/tv/82712074

I have something to say from the other side... my SO has phimosis and I like it, hasn't been a problem for sex at all (doesn't pulls at all, maybe that's why doesn't hurts him) and I have to confess that it excites me way more than any other dick I tried before, maybe is the super sensitivity he has which makes him very arousable and how his tip is always wet with precum, but I find super hot to play with his foreskin, or sliding the tip of my tongue gently in between... I just love how his face brigtens every time I tell him how much I love his dick and wouldn't want him any other way... I'd tell you guys to not feel too self-conscious if you have it, for many of us the phimosis can be a very sexy treat... lots of love 4 u all x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkVH4z5Aazw

you're not gonna raise that FUCKIN price

>>74786145
deano my son

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Don't use facebook at all and my phone just blew up with 'likes' on my 'timeline', think thats the wall. My Mum, probably drunk, posted an almost illiterate soliloquise about what is 'the most scariest dinosaur' on my wall and all my friends are seeing it and liking it so it seems to be getting more and more attention.

Sat on my own drinking Kopparberg

>>74786175
alri random nsfw subreddit person

>>74786230
Sounds comfy. Wish I had some liquor atm

>>74786230
Take it easy lad. Don't want to have to drive you to the hospital to get your stomach pumped.

>>74786046
how much des it cost in Ethiopia?

going to go out to a friends, drink some beers and laugh at the eurovision mongs


the irony is we're the eurovision mongs

>>74786213
what is the most scariest dinosaur then?

>>74786291
Not available here afaik. Going back to NY.

>good looking guy
>had a couple GF but nothing over the top
>never been mad popular just a few close friends
>been single for a while
>decide to try out Tinder and badoo
>get quite a few matches
>start talking to some girls
>phone is blowing up
>message after message

This is making me feel anxious as fuck. Is this what popular people have on a daily basis, their phone constantly going off?

its driving me insane

When they invent star trek style teleportation I'm gunna buy a big warehouse with computers and alcohol and shit and all /brit/ posters can just transport there and drink with me and shitpost and we'll never have to drink alone unless we want to it will be great.

liverpool must be pooing their pants rn

Rorkeism, not rasheedism, will be our credo.

>>74786306
donald drumpf

>>74786321
iktfb. ended up getting an sti, be careful

>>74786306
Read about 3 lines of her shit before I cringed out of my own life and closed it and will pretend i never saw it and hope my friends do the same. My sister was the only comment, with a bunch of likes with just 'what the hell'.

>>74786321
normies are okay with that sort of thing

it just seems weird and scary to me

lost a cufflink fuming

>>74786321
nary a single pixel

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>>74786338
Rorkes shoot first

drinking skol super

business idea: learn sign language and tap the deaf gf market

>>74786282
Don't take me to the hospital no matter what, I'm ending it all tonight. Halfway through the first bottle, a couple more and I'll be dead.

>>74786359
post it

>>74786144
what would you add

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did one of you lads just drop this?

Where can I watch Eurovision?

/brit/ is a rorke/hetero general.

>>74786353
One girl I'm talking to is a 'model' who literally travels the world on shoots and she's telling me about how much she loves to fuck and how high her sex drive is. I mean, I'm down for that but want to leave it at that but she won't stop messaging me.

>>74786368
its literally making me anxious. I'm just trying to chill and play zelda.

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ready for eurovision

>>74786430
doxxable info mate

>>74786452
Watch a BBC stream for Graham Norton bants

>>74786433
https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~clamen/misc/humour/TheChaos.html

because it's a mess of several different languages mashed together
needs fixing

>>74786467
>minisausage rolls
patrician

>>74786452
you're better off not watching

>>74786437
ah yes, very astute

>>74786476
already found you anyway
christ your mum is embarrassing

>>74786476
just copy and paste what she said

>>74786467
Always buy that wine for cooking because it's so cheap.

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>>74786483
but i cant watch it in aus i use a vpn but they seem to have banned it

>>74786500
you don't know my life

>>74786512
worry

>>74786540
>but i cant watch it in aus i use a vpn but they seem to have banned it

Literally just Google 'Watch BBC1 online'

bored, tired, hungry and lonely lads

Got the ol' opiate abuse not letting me shit for 24 hours

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>>74786515
[Insert Name] n I got a bet going ... what is the most scariest dinosaur ??? I said the Tyrannosaurus n [Name] said the Velociraptor xx We bow to your expert knowledge on this matter so who is right??? Your future funds depend on this answer so think carefully xx

first time I've been properly sober/not stoned in 3 days lads

have to say it's a bit shit

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gf just sent me this lads

>>74786621
keep it up for another 3 days and you will be noticably more sociable, happy and level headed

Thesis: rorke
antithesis: rasheed
synthesis _______

>>74786605
don't see what's wrong with that t b h

>>74786659
rorkesheed

We've been over this

>>74786621
I haven't had a drink in 2 weeks and this guy >>74786654 is a lying twat.

my willy smells of willy

think weed should be legal but hate smoking it

>>74786659
rasheedical rorkist

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>>74786668
alri grandpa

>>74786684
ould also be rashorke or radical centrist

>>74786605
>most scariest dinosaur
Tri"scare"otops of course.

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sky news has been talking about the ransomware "hack" nonstop since it happened

>>74786689
meant not stoned
alcoholics are grebs

>>74786605
do you have an answer bruce

>>74786640
Way too brown for me when I looked her up, this must be shopped

>>74786605
what a letdown

state of that brainlet
https://youtu.be/1KIfCShMfgU?t=1m18s

Absolutely LOATHE smoking weed

You have to be of a sub 100 iq to enjoy it

>>74786725
that's a fat cat

>>74786605
terrordactyl

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time to forget the remainder of today

>>74786781
Pterodactyl but yeah, that would be my answer

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>>74786781
>>74786797
Oh wait I jsut got it
>terror

I'll use that one

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>Way too brown for me when I looked her up, this must be shopped

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england tbhlads

>>74786836
haha

Should I watch eurovision or play videogames?

rorkes and lefties, who's your favourite politician/intellectual/writer from the OPPOSITE side of your ideological perspective?

i admire tony benn and i'm a fan of george orwell tbqh

>post rate dropped to literally zero

?

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>>74786959
EUROVISION MOTHERFUCKER

>>74782897
>>74782897
>>74782897

>>74786783
i still have a small number of those left

cannot recall how strong they are. most of my stash is flubromazolam/zepam and pyrazolam

>>74786959
they saw you coming

>>74786959
Was busy lad sorry x

>>74786957
>believing in ideologies

kek, runtish behavior

>>74786980

piss off i'm not having my pineal obliterated by that shit

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>>74786957
Rorke here, obviously it's the Milkman, closely followed by Pozzed Ron Weasley (see: Owen Jones)

>>74786957
quite like michel foucault and robert cox

wish i was dead

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just drew mohammad

>>74787093
wish you were dead too

>>74787093
be glad you're not irish

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Is it really a crime to kill an Irishman?

girl on the unicycle is qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHAY_OVN_gY

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>>74787185
not after what they did to my uncle

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WAKE ME UP

>>74787195
>the girl on the unicycle in moldovas 2011 eurovision song contest performance is cute

/brit/ never ceases to amaze me, the lengths they'll go to find a gf.

>>74787203
your uncle was a bender who got what he deserved

get over your dead uncle you little poof

>>74786770
i have a iq above 100 and enjoy it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE

>This was 10 years ago

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>>74787245

>>74786987
Personally I find them to be the strongest of all. They don't last anywhere near as long as the flubs though.

listen out for the 10 yo twink bitch from bulgaria who will win eurovision


screenshot this

>>74787245
>t. seamus o'flannergherty

>can't watch poorovision because the peeyew won't let my country
might go and cancel CETA

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>>74787272
Wow Ukraine has changed

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>>74787245

>>74787279
not even irish but this aussie sounds a right little gimp and I bet his uncle was the same

here's to attending to a party where everyone hates you

>>74787272
kek wtf

What was I laughing at now?
Oh yes! That crippled irishman! hahahahaha

>>74787321
you talking about irishmen posting in /brit/?

haven't seen many decent willies here tbqh

>>74787276

can't believe i used to take these drugs on a daily basis, probably manufactured in some chink cunts bath and totally untested on humans

>>74787322
1. 16 year old

Ireland needs to be destroyed.

>>74787351
your mum has though haha

when is eurovision on?

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me and the lads on the bottom

thinking of moving to India

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>>74787371

>>74787321
used to enjoy showing up to parties i wasn't invited to haha

the best eurovision song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DaRhiCKGMk

hate the commercialisation of eurovision

>>74787315
settle down lad

>>74787422
Didn't like this much when it won, but I listened to some of his other songs and it weirdly grew on me.

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>tfw not even the aussie with the dead uncle but i set the republican off on a fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePdfABKdGRw

>>74787422
haw many girls do you reckon this lads has shagged?

This was the best eurovision song in history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr1DSgjhRqE

where is the official eurovision thread? int or tv?

might get drunk and write a script for a sci-fi tv show

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>when you wipe your arse and all it does is smear the shite all over your bum

>>74787422
How pissed off do you think Belarus were that he competed for Norway and not them

>>74787484
>chebs in the thumbnail

alright, i WILL be watching this

>>74787491
The /tv/ one is dire. Also no flags.

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>>74787494
stop drinking alcohol

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>>74787498
>when you wipe and it's dry and all the paper rips apart

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due to brexit, all eurovision talk shall be moved to the proper forum

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>>74787422

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSgNM9yNjo

>>74787498
fat worm

>>74787498
>tfw NEET and can follow all your shits with a nice comfy shower

>>74787555
google project bluebook

>>74787549
Double wrong:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmeCC53FKes

>>74787474

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDQnsJWPu2U

>>74787555
I love working for google everytime i want to post, way better than giving 4chan money, ill give google 5times that in man hours for their AI department over the course of a year. Very good yes.

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don't think it should be acceptable for women to publically emasculate men while it's improper to point out their insecurities

tit for tat i say

>>74787637
Alri Ahmed

made myself and my family a FAT roast dinner this evening and now i'm sitting back chilling with a Duvel on /brit/

feeling good lads

>>74787637
>he thinks nature gives a shit about what's fair

>>74787662
Women aren't natural

>>74787498

hate it when a long turd comes out and curls and smears across your anal hair

if every girl is attracted to chad but some girls have been attracted to me, am i chad?

mum got me a fidget spinner today because she saw some kids at woolies using it
im 23
how did my life end up like this

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So Eurovision is on in 5minutes. How many niggers, arabs and other assorted shitskins will be representing this once white continent this year?

>>74787538

my arse was so dry my finger went through a fucking wet wipe

>>74786467
you have very similar surfaces to me
Also good beer choice

>>74787733
mate its not a toy its stress relief, and really, if you live at home at 23 dont be amazed when your mum treats you as a child

might pop some fake taxi on

>>74787588
VERY gay

but it's greek, so no surprise there

>>74786467
>chili sensations and beer
nice recipe for runny shits

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>>74784971
Those are happy doggos

>>74787782
it is 100% a toy
how is holding something in your hand and spinning in a stress reliever
chatting shit mate

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>>74787795
Good lad

>>74787743

hope some slags have their tits hanging out like the Polish ones desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ920cN2HmA

>>74787850
>>74787795
very good lads

all women are deeply insecure

>>74787829
I own dogs and they;re all good boys but fights do occur and I can usually separate them, even the big ones, without them turning on me, but I can only imagine them having a fight in a group this big it'd be a bloodbath and I'd be helpless.

watching 'ion

>>74787895
no not ALL women but most are

>>74787916
alright lad?

>>74787850

phwoar which video is this

>>74787975
>>74787975
>>74787975
>>74787975

>>74787920
>>74787957
snap

stop waiting for the new thread you runts

>>74787884
just like poles to try and manipulate people into voting for them using tits

>>74787957
yeah you?

>>74787372
good yank post for once

>>74787896
I hope they eat you

>>74787884
reminder the british public voted overwhelmingly for this
reminder that the jew council in charge of our actual votes gave them all to sausage tranny