'undred fags, two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky, and ten cans of lager edition
>POONLEY
marion
haven't had a ciggie in 5 months
think i will tonight
that retarded lad sub edition
>sports
told my old man the french elected a more effeminate version of hillary clinton and he laughed
>>sports
>>74780813
Shan't
NINE-HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS?
4th night on the trot playing sports
doing a listen
>>74780813
>it's nerve damage sweetie
lmao life imitates memes
>try out Bumble
>Figure it might attract proactive girls
>First message is literally "hey"
Ah yes
>life
hate it
>Windows XP spotted on Royal Navy's new aircraft carrier
LOL
what the fuck lads
there's this blue haired qt at my local speciality coffee "shoppe" and so i went there this afternoon to get a cup of coffee and flirted a bit but this coffee tastes like SHIT
it's burnt and tastes like arsehole
easily the most disgusting coffee i've ever had
and it cost £3.50 what the FUCK
>>74780885
ah yes, the inability to respond to a greeting, very good
>>74780908
>nicking posts for (You)s
>YANK posts no less
absolute state of you
>>74780857
Fuck off Gaz
Haven't kissed anyone in a month
>>74780908
always wonder what it must be like in yankland where if this sort of thing happens i imagine you just complain and ask for a refund
BOOBIES
>>74780908
probably did it on purpose because you were white/male
shes posting about it on tumblr as we speak
>>74780908
>>74780789
wahey dickhead
>>74780906
aaah xp
>>74780929
22, never kissed
>>74780906
they don't upgrade operating systems for the sake of consistency
>>74780901
don't remember opting in for this bullshit
HEY
MISTA PROIME MINISTAH
...
ANDDDDDAAAAY
>this faggot on the stream
>>74780865
eyes are really fucking minging up close
>>74780885
Just go "alri lass"
perhaps you can tell me what's wrong with the Navy Windows XP?
>>74780842
as much as I loathe the xenophile europeist, I can only respect the highschooler who fucks his married, mother of three french teacher
My President is a fucking tangerine with a wig
who windows 8.1 here
came up with a full proof formula to achieve perfect communism in our lifetime but some fat man in a tux and top had stole my papers and lit them on fire with his cigar.
>>74780916
Point flew right over your head
>xenophile europeist
just found out my grandad was awarded the Victoria's Cross in Vietnam
>>74781021
masterrace
literally fall about the place everytime I'm using a calculator and make it say BOOBS. been kicked out of every stationary shop in town at this stage
>>74781026
>why yes, i am incapable of getting a womans attention, i require her to perform all the work for me
autism
bet those mongs who made fun of antivirus here are now scratching their arses
>Jesus of Nazareth
who GNU/Linux here?
chazwozzers
remembered something embarrassing i'd forgoten
why are angels issued with blades that can kill angels?
isn't that just inviting friendly fire?
>>74781021
I'm so sorry
play classical gas
>>74781055
my dad was a big deal in 'nam but he never talks about it
remember a leather jacket of his with dozens of pins and medals on it that he let me wear sometimes but it disappeared some ten years ago. i can only assume he got rid of it because it offended people and he doesn't want me to think he's a killer
it's just one of those things we don't talk about
>who are you fucking quoting?
>>74780996
>xenophile europeist
spacker
remember I forgot about Erdoğan
Who does Die Antwoord have such negative stigma towards it?
I unironically like quite a lot of their songs
Hey lads, maybe communism, would work if we just KILL KILL KILL KILL
And this world feels so distant
But today I'm feeling so indifferent
>>74781071
Are you retarded? Obviously have no idea what bumble is
Thoughts on me having a nap now?
>>74781135
enjoy diversity then
thinking of all the dead rotting yank/aussie corpses in vietnam makes me hard
>>74781153
Post willy
>>74781114
*pushes you over*
*sits on your head*
*does a fart*
heh classic
>>74781055
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Badcoe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Payne
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Simpson_(VC)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Wheatley
Which one?
>>74781152
of course i'm retarded, and i know what bumble is
there's a million fucking things you could have said to "hey"
>>74781173
Post willy
crossrail when
>>74781153
Post arse
>Hey lads, maybe communism, would work if we just KILL KILL KILL KILL
'dora.jpg
>>74781174
I just cut the region between my nose and my top lip pretty bad whilst shaving. I put detol on because I thought it would disinfect and stop the bleeding but now my lips have gone numb
>>74781140
how do you even fuck up a single sentence that bad?
yea I got this in 'nam
*points to the stain where I dripped nuoc mam on my shirt*
>>74781194
who let that paki subhuman near Her Majesty
>>74781152
hey is fine lad, it's just a starting point. people put too much value in the first message on dating apps tbph
>>74781209
>I just cut the region between my nose and my top lip pretty bad whilst shaving.
that's the philtrum
>vietnam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yJTbBEozXo
watching the yank worms protest each other
>>74781121
yeah my grandad got the medal because he apparently saved his squad from a grenade by jumping on it with his bollocks
unfortunately he was soon dishonourably discharged after the quartermaster found him with no trousers on and a white phosphorous grenade in his hand
>>74781203
Put it away
>>74781224
So are you just another fat, middle age, bald, white male exile in south east Asia like the Thai runts on here or
>Her Majesty
>>74781203
nice bellend m8
>>74781277
yes but not the first three
>>74781203
,moisturise your bell
gona sacricide myself
*enters stage left*
*tests mic*
"ah yes, mhmm, yes, quite a day isn't it? well then, on to things, hmmm yes let me see here.... end the trident program, and nationalize the railway"
*crowd goes wild*
*cheering and clapping for 5 straight minutes*
"alright then, let us pop on down to the chippy shall we?"
*bows*
"thank you, thank you"
*exits stage right*
>>74781289
Out of 10?
>>74781209
lol
>>74781320
strong6/weak 7
Might go to bed.
>>74781288
I'd nip you in the bud you edgy little spacker
>live in a little rural village
>look at the stone memorial for soldiers in the village square
>only 1 bloke went in WW1
>only about 10 in WW2
>one died in Afghanistan
hmmm
going for so-called dinner with the so-called family soon
>bud
miss the keeping up appearances threads on /tv/
they had a couple funny make believe episodes but then they kept getting reposted
shame really
smell of piss off this ""polish"" poster
going on a so called tinder date in a bit. nervous af already. can't sit still, keep pooing.
RATE
>>>/b/732453066
>>>/b/732453066
>>>/b/732453066
>>>/b/732453066
>>>/b/732453066
>>74781203
would bite that hideous thing clean off
night
>>74781395
I just got fucking smashed on all of my Tinder dates
I am an alcoholic though so I was able to act normal but blimey
so far in my ventures dunkin donuts is the only coffee that tastes good black
the rest need heavy cream and sugar to be remotely drinkable. mcd's coffee especially, theirs tastes like an old shoe if you drink it black
pish lad
>>74781371
Pics
love chinese chippy curry
>>74781297
sad
done a post
>>/qa/1317229
>>74781317
love are jezza
left wing death squads when
>>74781483
HAHAHAH FUCKING TWAT OFF YOURSELF MONG
*starts making up words to sound smarter than I actually am*
>With Theresa May admitting that “in current circumstances I’m not sure how many votes we’ll get”, Brexit is being set up as the excuse should Britain continue its recent dismal record in the event.
AH YES IM SURE THE PM HAS NOTHING BETTER TO BE WORRIED ABOUT
>>74781521
utterly despondent
>>74781483
is advertising efficient?
>>74781539
Post willy
Eurovison sweepstakes anyone?
>eurovision
so urr what's the haps fellow kids yo
>>74781579
Grim
>>74781381
Reported for what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNVKTDq5x_k
choon lads
>>74781583
would you like to takes this outside mate?
>>74778604
>Tinder
>matched with girl
>beautiful
>low self esteem
>no friends
>pretty introverted
>just wants to be cuddled all the time
>most anons dream girl
>keeps asking when we're gonna meet
>will NOT stop texting me
>literally smitten
I like this girl, she's great, beautiful and has a nice personality but she won't leave me alone for 2 minutes. Its driving me mad
>>74781521
sometimes I use a word and then realise that I'm not sure what it means
>choon
>>74781644
lucky cunt
fuck off normoooooooooo
*blocks your path*
pretending to be the dream girl of some autist on tinder
haha
>eurovison went to shit after Terry Wogan
really need a drink
>tinder
shan't be entertaining one nanosecond of the eurovision shite contest
Fail to see why white genocide is a bad thing.
>>74781695
No
The footy starts in 15 minutes
>>74781675
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>>74781644
>beautiful
pics x
i bet you lot are really good company in person
shame we're separated by a few thousand miles of ocean
>>74781644
post her pics
>>74781720
'sheed
>>74781739
wrong im a terrible person
>>74781720
because whites are the pinnacle of homonid evolution, whites are going to evolve into gods
>genocide
22st!!iBoyRe9MEU
>>74781739
let's have an american /brit/ meetup x
>>74781720
because whites are the most advanced evolution of homo sapiens
its not white genocide if no one is killing whites because theyre whites
>>74781739
I'll be in Chicago, St Louis, Kansas, Omaha and Oklahoma City in 3 months mate
>>74781739
you'll wish my fist and your jawbone were separated by a few thousand miles of ocean when I'm done with you
>>74781739
When I'm drunk and in a good mood you could charitably describe me as tolerable.
>>74781810
Grim
>>74781536
>2 niggers a tranny and an Israeli flag representing Europe in (((the current year)))
Fitting, really.
white people don't exist
>>74781810
>St Louis, Kansas, Omaha and Oklahoma City
lmao why are you going in grim cities like those
>>74781777
not enough mayo
last time i took acid i felt like i condensed the entire universe into my mind, and then i realised that my own, and everyone elses' consciousness is a universe, and the universe we are in is a consciousness
no one knows what it's like
to be hated
to be fated
to telling only lies
>>74781798
>Europe
>America
>South Africa
>>74781833
why are you so racist phimo
when is eurovision anyways
>mayo
>>74781850
*nods head in agreement*
>>74781850
last time i took acid i hit a cop with a telly remote
put my hotdog in your mums buns last night
dont worry, i used a condiment
>>74781854
no one is killing white for their sole whiteness, like i said
I CAN FEEL IT COMIN IN THE AIR TONIGHT
>>74781848
I need to visit all 50 states. Currently on 31.
Forgot to mention I am also going to Detroit
>>74781893
>>74781907
Yes they are. They definitely, openly and indisputably are in South Africa and the fact Muslim terrorists are targeting westerners is also the same.
>last time i took acid i hit a cop with a telly remote
>>74781893
cost of MY policies: 0 billion (don't have any)
honestly prefer drinking by myself than with company. don't care what other people are doing with their lives and don't have anything to tell others about mine. not bitter or angry or anything. just want to drink alone and watch youtube and movies
>>74781850
Last time on acid I realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
>>74781918
going to cookie cutter flyover states
literally why
>>74781927
>westerners
wogs also got killed in terrorist attacks
>openly and indisputably are in South Africa
its more of a poor vs rich thing
often make a bad impression first impression on people
>>74781951
t. bill hicks
>>74781959
>its more of a poor vs rich thing
shut the fuck up you lying twat
did shrooms once and had a panic attack
i was freaking out and i didn't sleep for two days
everyone treated me differently after that night
moral of the story: stay away from hallucinogens if you have anxiety problems
I smashed so much vag last night I felt like my knob was going to drop off this morning.
One lass has the prettiest pussy I have ever seen, proper tight and neat
The Who's most underrated song? why, Magic Bus of course
>>74781959
>its more of a poor vs rich thing
I have to share a country with that idiot
>>74781972
>pookipper intallagence
>>74781931
technically he was a private security guard contracted to the yank college i was attending
>>74781964
fucked this one right up
>>74781918
Fuck off we're full
>>74781986
not an argument :p
would you date this autist
>>74781972
ah yes the average rorke
>>74781972
why do people quote each others posts with pictures of men in hats?
reckon the old 'bour won't notice if I smothered his mangy pupper with a rock
>>74782020
ah yes the average rasheed
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/isis-forces-children-young-five-10412834
>>74781964
this post left a bad impression on me
>>74781964
>make an OK / neutral first impression due to being bland and quiet
>people gradually learn over time that I'm really unpleasant, unreliable, downright lazy and an awful human being over time
hmm
>why do people quote each others posts with pictures of men in hats?
>>74781797
Nope
>>74781972
>comic sans
>>74782033
>why do people quote each others posts with pictures of men in hats?
don't know
remember back in the day when entire threads were filled with fedoras
thems were the times
>ah yes the average rorke
>why do people quote each others posts with pictures of men in hats?
>rorkes want to kill all the wogs/remove them of europe
>when black niggers in south africa do that to their minorities rorkes get angry
why??
>>74781955
Primarily this
And while I'm in the neighbourhood, I'm taking my states tally to 40
>>74781972
>comic sans ms
erry time
>>74782057
i know the feeling
>>74781941
told my roommate i like drinking alone and she looked at me like a maniac
fucking normals i swear to fuck
>>74782089
Because South Africa was built by whites.
The average "flyover" state has a far higher quality of life than the UK
>>74782089
hypocrisy. they think whites have a god given right to expand, conquer and rule the world
same reason white nationalists love the crusades but scream bloody murder about the ottomans
>spending all your money going to the same looking places with the same people rather than travelling the world
oh my fucking life
>>74782117
Pics of roomie
>>74782089
>rorkes want to kill all the wogs
if you say so.
>>74782134
you got your green card yet Tim
>>74782136
nationalism is opposed to imperialism
>>74782134
true but we don't hold it against you
i still want to visit the UK
dare you to watch this all the way through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeI1G46q0o
>>74782134
were you a flyover resident
>>74782126
its still in africa mate its not an european country
and theres more black niggers than whites too. so its clearly a black country
killing people is still bad as always, but rorkes should be taking example instead of being angry
ah yes, America.
>>74781675
This throws everything I know about trannies out the window
where is his 'crippling dysphoria' at having a beard?
>>74782149
Say again
And a trip around those places isn't even expensive on greyhound and Amtrak
>>74782175
only some nationalisms
e.g. irish/arab nationalism is in opposition to imperialism
but german, american, japanese etc nationalism are built on subjugation, genocide, conquest and slavery
wanna move to australia or america
>>74782089
rorkes are inconsistent in their views as befitting a servile race
they do not deserve the guidance of the blessed house of Windsor
housemate had attractive sounding girls over
should have made an excuse to go to the kitchen with no top on
>>74782198
>trannies
>>74782177
Don't come here, the UK is absolutely miserable and full of dickheads
tfw amazon knows me
>>74782198
>>74782231
genuinely hate these places
would love to round all those twats up and shove them in a giant tower block flat
>>74782223
Fuck off we're full
>>74782231
human sized runt farm
yank flatmate is chewing some type of pasta or cake or something as loud as he possibly can and breathing heavily and sipping milk
i can hear him from my room
i want to fucking choke him until his fat face dies
fuck yanks
>>74782231
truly a dire state of affairs
is antifa effay?
>>74782222
>arab nationalism
might want to read up on Wahhabism
>>74782261
like you
dunno why you would travel at all desu, just move to live somewhere nice so you don't need to
sheed detector is off the fucking charts again
>>74782290
Wahhabism is a reactionary ideology funded by American scum and Saudi monarchs, I know that. Arab nationalism was and is a progressive movement though, generally secular.
>>74782286
effin stupid
>>74782270
chill out mohammed
dunno why'd i'd travel, got everything i need right here in grimsby
See you lads in 90 minutes + et
>>74782324
t. rasheed
>>74782266
wanna live in the bush with no one around for hundreds of miles
>>74782008
It is an argument because what you're saying has no basis in reality and you know it. They are suggesting, the government that is, of stripping whites of the power to own land and you say it's a class thing?
You're lying and you no it, which means there is no point arguing with you.
>>74782290
t. gimp who """learned""" about Wahhabism when he read a single paragraph bashing it on Reddit
>>74782324
yeah those arabs sure are progressive. fucking lol.
>>74782286
Dr Pavel, I'm Antifa
>>74782010
i would unironically marry her
Going to Peru to try ayahuasca lads
>>74782335
To get 60Euro of cheese
>>74782324
>progressive movement
What are you doing for the rest of this fine Saturday lads?
I'm going to the local park to hopefully watch some of the local boys play a bit of football. All very healthy, jumpers for goalposts, golden hair in the setting sunlight, the lithe limbs and peach fuzz of youth giving a hint of the graceful adolescence and masculinity yet to blossom. I'll shout some encouragement over to them, teach them a few techniques.
hmm is it time for yanks to dress up to shout at each other again?
>>74782347
how is that rasheed
>>74782366
people like Nasser used to openly mock the Muslim brotherhood, before it gained support thanks to America, Britain and their assorted puppets in the MENA region
>>74782324
>Arab nationalism is secular
Well now you just know he's talking shit
>arabs
>progressive
haha wtf is that moron smoking
>>74782327
there is nothing more obnoxious than a fat person or any person chewing food with his mouth open for the whole flat to hear
absolutely no excuse, deserves death
>wake up
>bones hurt like shit
>try to move, hurts like hell
>go back to sleep
>wake up 2 hours late but at least my bones don't hurt anymore
This has started happening more and more recently, no idea what it is.
>smoking
>>74782438
boneitis
My job requires me to travel you runts
Every week I get an all expenses paid trip from the office in Grimsby down the A1 to Slough.
I'm currently trying to visit every service station along the way, this week's trip will make it 40/50
>>74782194
>its still in africa
irrelevant
>and theres more black niggers than whites too. so its clearly a black country
whites have contributed more to it, built it, run
but if we really have to have to talk about it, I would gladly trade all africa's whites for all of europe's blacks and arabs
>>74781853
was listening to this whilst pissed by the lake last night
good times
>>74781850
>>74781951
had very similar realisations when I took massive doses of LSD a while ago haha
mental
the lefties are frothing, dread to think of the state of them when the landslide comes in
>>74782438
have a lil tramadol lad
ate with my mouth open until year 5
couldnt understand how people ate with closed mouths
A
ANTI
ANTIFASCISTA
>>74782387
I fail to see what relevance religious wars nearly a millennium ago have to do with the question of Arab nationalism. Arab nationalism wasn't even a force until the late 19th century, not far behind most European nationalisms.
lock my wife inside the house, execute queers, oppress minorities and spread islamic extremism across the planet. love being progressive lads.
>>74782465
Those are not real diamonds lmfao
>>74782438
boneitis probably
actually wait, am I allowed to reference futurama? don't want to trigger anyone desu
>>74782438
>>74782484
you said arab nationalism was a progressive movement you stupid sheed
>>74782465
thought these were light up shoes
>>74782465
>tfw most /fa/ world leader
>>74782387
you missed reconquista, baltic military orders, siberian conquest, new world battles with natives
since you included ottoman conquests, those are equivalent
Hull is the UK City of Culture 2017 dunno why you'd want to live anywhere else
moved near a RAAF base recently and theyre flying their stupid little fucking helicopters overhead at all manner of times
if i were a wagie i'd be very upset
is this true?
why is /brit/ full of cringeworthy teenagers who think people give a flying shit about their political opinions
>>74782465
>getting tax credits for being raped
erm?
>>74782469
fuck anglos
>>74782420
Syria is secular and does not tolerate Islamism. Decades of undermining have toppled secular regimes across the MENA region, but yes, it was and is secular.
>>74782456
Which one's your favourite?
'bour looked at me funny when I met him on the balcony smoking a fag
told him to make his hound stop yapping day and night
wring his neck the fucking corpdrone numale
>>74782529
If I lived in Hull I would visit The Deep at least once a week.
>>74782539
>irish
>going to school
nah
>>74782529
Wailing
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>74782570
>and is secular
>>74782556
t. 20y/o in babby's first political apathy phase
>>74782512
Arab nationalism has nothing to do with crusades or religious expansionism. To claim otherwise is ignorant, orientalist nonsense.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yemeni_Civil_War_(2015%E2%80%93present)
oh yeh very progressive.
>>74782569
ooo you randy bastard you'll have to take me out to dinner first
>>74782605
yes it does read a book
>>74782570
>Decades of undermining have toppled secular
western interventionism
amazing how easy it is to spot pakis purely through words on a screen.
>>74782618
>wahhabist/american/british scum waging war on another country
>>74782539
watterson rip-off
bill nye the nigger guy
>>74782603
28 year this tbqh senpai
>>74782672
think you'll find they're just being progressive mate. nothing to do with imperialism or expansionism.
>>74782705
CUZ MA SEX JUNK
Anglos are the most disgusting people on earth
literally have zero culture, shit manners, ugly, retarded
i think very poorly of
>>74782231
haha yeah glad Britain isn't like that
If I fly to Germany and go to their parliament and do a hunger + insomnia strike will they repatriate me and my family? They and the Russian governments owe us a fuck load of money.
Do you think I could get a couple million or a knighthood out of it?
>>74782783
>Trees
>Parks
>Shops and services within 2 minute walking distance
>>74782633
ARAB nationalism, not islamic
>>74782783
This looks a million times more liveable and soulful than the clapistani pic. Can't explain it, but it just does.
>>74780796
Good lad. Much better than being a bellend who vapes.