/brit/

Persians are white

The JEW killed Mr. Lindenburger's baby.

BLOOD BABY MATZAH

Literally the only respectable jew is David Cole, everyone else deserves to be melted into lampshades.

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we've had nothing by rorke threads for three stinkin hours

Jews are used as a projection screen by reactionaries for all social ills. No different to bog standard racism which encourages the more privileged strata of the working class to blame ethnic minorities.

Antisemites deserve death.

We need to reestablish the Holy Roman Empire

>>74778663
last thread was a sheed thread though

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1 million jews were incinerated in this oven, APOLOGISE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmaKZSb72hY

>>74778632
really fancy a pint now

>>74778663
you'll probably never be THIS angry about something

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i hope Europe don't punish us too hard for Brexit in Eurovision

>>74778683
Their gold is in safe hands

>>74778663
/brit/ is a rorke general

like it or lump it 'sheed

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>when you start a redpilling war on /brit/

>>74778671
Anti-semitism is the ultimate strawman. If you complain about bankers bleeding the world dry and corrupting governments and so on, and media lying about it and spreading propaganda, their agents will point out how many of them are Jewish, and then dismiss your accusations as "anti-semitic."

They're not even Jewish at the top, they just say they are because MUH HOLOCAUST gives them a free pass.

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Boah eh, mein Vater ist so Mett geworden als ich ihm gesagt habe das ich vielleicht den lindner wähle. Hat eine Tirade angefangen über Bonzen und Börsenmakler.

jewish women have the best boobies

>>74778701
who gives a shit

all you have to do is put a mixed raced disabled bearded tranny up there and you're guaranteed a win

it's nothing more than an SJW diversity contest

*melts everyone ITT into lampshades*

memepill: DA JOOZ WANTZ DA MOSLIMS TO TAKE OVA YOORUP
truepill: the jews want europeans to see the true horrors of the sheed menace so they join them in their crusade, unfortunately the wh*tes didn't get the hint

philosemites should be killed

671
>encourages the more privileged strata of the working class to blame ethnic minorities
Every moneyed lobby benefits from immigration and facilitating it. Marxism is a genuinely outdated ideology. Fascist movements being invented tools of various industrialists and businessmen is a revisionist meme.

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>>74778737
huh?
Sorry guys I misclicked and got lost in the false general.

Business idea: sterilise racists or force them to have mixed race marriages

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the holocaust never actually happened

it's the biggest fake news of the 20th century

>>74778758
*retweets this to frogtwitter*

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/10061462/Stronger-men-are-more-right-wing.html

Stronger men are more right-wing

>Strong men are more likely to be right-wing while weedier specimens tend to have more liberal views, a study suggests.

interesting

saved my friends life yesterday while fucked on mandy, ama

>>74778758
true 'redpill': lefties want migrants for the votes, and everyone wants them for the cheap labour

>mention the J-word
>insecure goyim on /brit/ chimp out for hours

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Oh! It's actually a tongue, I thought it was some diseased internal organ or something. It was making me a bit queasy but now it's not so bad.

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>In selecting these three groups as the major agitators for war, I have included only those whose support is essential to the war party. If any one of these groups--the British, the Jewish, or the administration--stops agitating for war, I believe there will be little danger of our involvement.

>I do not believe that any two of them are powerful enough to carry this country to war without the support of the third. And to these three, as I have said, all other war groups are of secondary importance

i automatically trash the opinions of people who think conspiracy theories are fake

Getting married next year and even though I don't smoke I really want to smoke a fat cigar with my groomsmen in the night,

What are some good cigars to buy?

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>David Cameron is great-great-grandson of Emile Levita, a German Jewish financier and a direct descendant of Renaissance scholar Elia Levita. Through Levita, Cameron is a descendant of the Levites, who themselves claim to be descended from Moses. His wife, Cameron's great-great-grandmother, was a descendant of the wealthy Danish Jewish Rée family on her father's side.

Was für einen Sport kann man machen wenn man Schwerbehindert und Roboter ist?
Muss das wissen weil mein Vater will dass ich mehr Sport mach aber er versteht halt nicht das ich Roboter bin.

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>>74778768
>Fascist movements being invented tools of various industrialists and businessmen is a revisionist meme.

No, actually, it's literal fact. Pic related.

>General Motors and Ford creates the motorized Nazi war machine
>IBM partners with Nazis to efficiently run the extermination of millions in Europe with IBM systems
>The Carnegie Institution and its sponsored movement spent millions to propagate American eugenic theories in post-WWI Germany, financing race science programs in universities and official institutions. These included the idea that Jews must be eliminated.
>Rockefeller funded Hitler’s chief raceologist Otmar Verschuer and his insatiable twin experimentation programs.
>Bush family involved in Nazi companies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_General_Motors#Nazi_collaboration
http://reformed-theology.org/html/books/wall_street/chapter_04.htm
https://www.salon.com/2016/01/12/koch_brothers_father_did_business_with_the_nazis_book_claims_just_like_prescott_bush_henry_ford_some_u_s_corporations/
https://libcom.org/library/allied-multinationals-supply-nazi-germany-world-war-2
http://www.globalresearch.ca/secret-history-the-u-s-supported-and-inspired-the-nazis/5439236
http://www.nazinexus.com/
http://www.thecuttingedgenews.com/index.php?article=11168&pageid=&pagename=
http://www.internalcombustionbook.com/gmandthenazis.php

Fascists will deny it, as usual, because they cannot dare reveal that they were simply tools of the elite to prevent socialist revolution and are the last line of capitalist defence.

>>74778825
Is it me or is Blair wearing his yarmulke at a jaunty angle, like that guy on Oz?

mmmm yeeeeeessss my empire was so big oh yes, we truly respectable englishman drinking ales are superior to everyone mmmm do you even anglo, BRITANIA IS STILLL RELEVANT DO YOU HEAR 1!!!!! PAKIS DESTOYED US FFS ONLY WHITES I WANT TO BE RICH SO I WILL VOTE TORY CAUSE THEY ARE !! FUCK OFFF EU ITS ALL YOUR FAULT ANGELA MERKEL!

>>74778825
haha you had a nonwhite prime minister

Hate Australians
Love Corbyn

>>74778825
Didn't know Dave was jewish. Always thought it was odd he saw himself as a modern Disraeli, makes sense now

>>74778788
>strong men like [...] William Hague

ahhhh yes

Troublesome niggas
Troublesome nineteen mothafuckin ninety six

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXEvHv3Vjs
jewish everything

Hate Corbyn
Hate Poms

>>74778788
>rorke can't even read
>rorke lies to make himself look good
http://www.businessinsider.com/study-strength-politics-conservatives-liberals-2013-5?IR=T
Sad!

>>74778852
>X company "did business" with Germany during the 30s
>it's all a fascist conspiracy to keep the poor jewish bolsheviks down

>>74778859
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Disraeli

Honestly nothing worse than picky eaters/food babbie
>ewwwww blue cheese? You know that's mould right
>eeeeewwwwww shellfish
>ewwwww olives? They're so disgusting
>ewww pate? That's made of liver!
>ewwwww I'm not eating that oyster, it's raw and slimy!
>eeeewwwwwwww eeeewwwww I'm a fucking child with no taste
Hate them

>>74778825
He looks like his name should be Greg

>>74778825
((((BIG DAVE))))

>>74778900
Industrialists were instrumental to the rise of fascism. In both Germany and Italy they were put in power to repress socialists. Fascism is the unrestricted dictatorship of capital in times of crisis. Their opposition is further evidence of the truth and salvation of socialism.

saw lots of normies out today


no no no, this won't do at all

jewish sympathisers will be shot on sight

>>74778712
>They're not even Jewish at the top, they just say they are because MUH HOLOCAUST gives them a free pass.

really?

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>>74778917
>when a fat bastard critiques your dislike of horrible foods/textures

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>calling people from europe semites

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>tfw most handsome lad on /brit/

People say I got a drinking problem
That ain't no reason to stop

there's a LOT of jewish blood in the upper classes of british society

many jews have married nobles and even royals who weren't heirs to the throne

pretty sure Kate Middleton's mum is from a Jewish family, her name is Carole Goldsmith after all

if you call it a sofa instead of a couch then you're a certified runt

ahh yes neighbour don't cut your grass any days this week (he's retired) or at any point earlier in the day, don't even do it tomorrow, do it exactly now as i sit outside with a beer

die you fucking old cunt

>>74778982
*burns your face*

>>74779000
bet hes jewish

>>74778994
because they have the best boobies

>>74778950
> Fascism is the unrestricted dictatorship of capital in times of crisis

this is hilarious given the unrestricted state power and nationalisation of key industries that happened in germany, italy and spain

daily tip of the day lads: save up enough money and mingle with rich people and you'll be part of the master race in no time

>>74778917
People not liking certain foods is fine, but if you're served something and you don't make a serious effort to eat all of it and pretend to enjoy it you should be deported.

>>74778852
>>General Motors and Ford creates the motorized Nazi war machine
>>IBM partners with Nazis to efficiently run the extermination of millions in Europe with IBM systems
>>The Carnegie Institution and its sponsored movement spent millions to propagate American eugenic theories in post-WWI Germany, financing race science programs in universities and official institutions. These included the idea that Jews must be eliminated.
>>Rockefeller funded Hitler’s chief raceologist Otmar Verschuer and his insatiable twin experimentation programs.
>>Bush family involved in Nazi companies
Ah yes, various isolated companies with specific private interests funding or lobbying them with various political factions. Don't remember when Carnegie steel single-handedly created the American Nazi party or when the German financiers and banking interests benefited at all from the NSDAP. Revisionism. Kill yourself. The moneyed elite were not supportive or did not benefit as a whole from the rise of radical fascism anywhere. They have always been Liberals.
>last line of capitalist defence
Role-playing then and still now. Communism was dead in the water in Germany and Italy where Fascism took root steadfast. There was no "last line of defense."

dont get why people say a girl has a princess complex like it's a bad thing

>>74778982
*throws acid on you*

>/brit/ still hasn't sussed me out despite me making numerous mistake

Business idea: Put the word "Gold" at the beginning of my surname and wear a paper plate on my head.

>>74779054
>living in london

business idea: change my surname to goldsmith and get nose surgery to hook my nose

my name is Matthew Goldludford

*gives everyone a motivational slap on the bum*

>>74778917
alri tubby

What are you boys drinking tonight?

Business idea: make murderously angry posts on /brit/ in the name of benevolent Communism

the more time goes by, the more I wish I was just a pair of balls with little legs

>>74779126
>he doesn't want to join the jewish community and scam millions off them simply for being jewish like that one guy did in that scandal
lmao

what's this cyber attack all about then lads

>>74779074
but I dont....

Whoopi Goldberg literally changed her last name when she moved to Hollywood, because her mother said it would help her career.

How do progressives feel about that?

fucked 4 birds, 3 were jews

what are the odds

don't even prefer them physically, guess they prefer me though

>>74779187
smiling politely, me

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the official jewish representative organisation in australia publishes a yearly "report on antisemitism"
always a good howl when reading the incidents

i don't get zionism
it's supposed to be like
>if you are a zionist, you are anti-diaspora
>but if you are pro-diaspora, you are an anti-zionist
but there are more jews living outside of israel than in it???

*is gay*

Going to go to waitrose in a few hours to seek out other lonely middle-class singles, haven't done it for a month or so

>>74778712
>They're not even Jewish at the top

Lol, Goldman-Sachs, Blackrock, Lehman Brothers and the Rothschilds would like to have a word with you.

>>74779031
Nazis privatised far more than they nationalised.
http://www.ub.edu/graap/nazi.pdf
>>74779039
>Ah yes, various isolated companies with specific private interests funding or lobbying them with various political factions. Don't remember when Carnegie steel single-handedly created the American Nazi party or when the German financiers and banking interests benefited at all from the NSDAP
They benefited by having capitalism remain in place, rather than lose everything as the Russian bourgeoisie did in 1917. Germany was a great market for them. Private interest is the cornerstone of capitalism. the Nazi war machine could never have existed without Western Capitalist help.
>The moneyed elite were not supportive or did not benefit as a whole from the rise of radical fascism anywhere. They have always been Liberals.
They're liberals until things go bad. They feel squeezed by the class consciousness of the proletariat and resort to fascism, abandoning any pretence of democracy or freedom to smash the workers movement.
>Communism was dead in the water in Germany
Nope, the KPD was a huge party and had a strong paramilitary movement that fought the SA tooth and nail. It was bigger than the Nazis right until 1930.
>Italy
The Biennio Rosso was a wave of strikes and labour unrest which led to massive reprisals from employers, landowners and their fascist puppets who were put in power in 1922, so again, you're wrong.

what is your cooking level?

pleb: microwave meals, noodles
low: pasta with pre made sauces, bacon sarnies, maybe a fry up
basic: pasta and rice dishes, sauces from scratch, know how to cook most meat and veg in simple fashion
above average: use a lot of herbs and spices, strive to use fresh ingredients, don't really need to follow recipes once you know the basics of the dish
hobby chef: make your own recipes, cook gourmet foods, might not nail it every time, but you really know your stuff, reckon you could smash master chef
literal chef: you are a professional chef that can cook any dish to a high standard

if you're above 18 and below basic, you have failed.

>>74779256
>being male and knowing how to cook
how many tampons do you carry around la

>>74779256
low

i'm 19

Why do Redditors always mention that they have a gf at every possible opportunity?

>>74779256
I made a curry, stir fry, pizza, pasta and cake back in school years ago, made nothing since then though really, even at home
so basic? I can cook, just CBA

>>74779295
It's a normie self-identifier.

howling at this NHS attack

picturing some random minimum wage cleaner accidentally opening a bad attachment on one of the computers

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cosplay

>>74779352
jannys ruin everything

>>74778957
> muh textures
once had a picky eater literally tell me they couldn't eat bananas because of "the texture" hahahaha

I'd literally spit in your ugly little runt face if I saw you wriggling around IRL you soft little maggot.

Conflicted

Labour have good policies but they're a fucking circus currently. Corbyn, abbott and a literal marxist

>>74779378
would love to go to a cosplay thing with a mate dressed as cia and bane

love pints

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this so much

>>74779378
little brother loves that game

fun to watch him get excited

>>74779282
>Not being able to make yourself delicious meals tailored to your personal taste
>Not being able to impress women with a delicious home cooked meal
state of you
>>74779285
step it up
>>74779289
kys
>>74779308
get back on it

>>74779256
hobby chef tbqh

really cannot stand people who don't take the time to cook and enjoy food.

>>74779418
you don't get to bring friends

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>>74779248
>>Communism was dead in the water in Germany
>Nope, the KPD was a huge party and had a strong paramilitary movement that fought the SA tooth and nail. It was bigger than the Nazis right until 1930.
>>Italy
>The Biennio Rosso was a wave of strikes and labour unrest which led to massive reprisals from employers, landowners and their fascist puppets who were put in power in 1922, so again, you're wrong.
Loud clamoring, no hope for success, repressed. Dead in the water. The "revolutions" in both were doomed to fail.

>They benefited by having capitalism remain in place,
Ah YES! Moving the goalposts. Moneyed elites, corporations, industrialists, invent Fascism to repress the proletarian to Fascists benefit from capitalism. Why are we still talking about Fascism then? Virtually every government on Earth "benefits from capitalism."
>Nazi war machine could never have existed without Western Capitalist help.
Hmm yes, international trade does foster industrial growth.

>resort to fascism
They don't "resort" to fascism. The moneyed elite always prefer Liberal governments unless you're truly stupid enough to believe that a few strongmen and losers like Adolf Hitler represent the new face of the bourgeoisie. You'll perpetually salvage your argument by putting this bogeyman label somewhere else, bourgeoisie, but insist on somehow pinning fascism, generally anti-capitalist as "rightists," go, because Fascists are your most direct competitors. Neck yourself.

its literally the same handful of runts arguing about fascism and communism and capitalism every day isnt it
fucking sad cases the lot of you
youre not going to change anyones opinion, youre just wasting your time and shitting up the thread

>>74779256
above average but it depends on the dish

>>74779518
fantastic post

>>74779378
is there a word for when you want to wank over something (i.e. cute girls scantily dressed up as that Mercy slut from overwatch) but you just can't be arsed and end up never actually wanking to it

bet the germans have a word for it

>>74779453
fatty

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>>74779256
Basic/above average. About to crack open pic related. However, I will be frying some bacon, mushroom, onion, garlic, and rosemary in the saucepan first, and adding the mac and cheese to that.

massive painful spot on my hip

Not going to pop it cos I will die

>>74779518
racist

>>74779540
it's called getting old

>>74779544
as someone who understands food and nutrition I'm actually in perfectly fine shape

I imagine a runtlet like you might struggle with this sort of thing though

never voted before

how does the whole thing work? are there queues, where do I get the paper and who do I give it to and that

You'll never meet an unironic Sweden Yes poster but here homegrown on /brit/.

>>74779578
fatty

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ah yes will definitely be clicked this shortened url from my ""bank""

Is there anything I need to do? How the fuck do they know I'm with Nationwide?
bit worried 2bh

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>>74779518
yeah let's talk about refugees instead

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>>74779540
undoubtedly something as long as an entire sentence

Accidentally came on the heater

me banging on about jews and conspiracies quite frequently is odd considering one of my best mates is an israeli neoliberal

>>74779453
very good lad. i believe it is an essential life skill, one that people don't value enough. much like swimming. never know when you might have to swim.

what was the last thing you cooked anyway? i made a risotto yesterday, with basil and garlic pea pesto on the side. it was delicious.

>>74779584
You can vote by Twitter now. Just do a tweet including the term "#rorke" or "#'sheed" and the adjudicators collect them up and count them.

>>74779597
wew what is that font? what phone ate you using?

>>74779584
go up to someone say behind a table, tell them your name and address so they can check you're eligible to vote, they hand you a slip, mark it in the booth, put it in the ballot box, walk out

>>74779598
I bet there was a watch on rhine after that

>>74779606
once jizzed directly into a space heater and filled the room with the scent of roasted semen

>>74779625
i'm a jewish neoconservative

find it funny when people get riled up about us

>>74779597
post the link here i'll open it for you mate

just report it to nationwide

>>74779633
probably samsung, mine has the same since the latest update

>>74779633
default font on the latest android version I think

>>74779548
probably me 5 or 6 years ago. you should branch out, look at recipes online

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To that one lad who thinks 'I'll never understand the footy'

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>vote lib-dumb

>>74779468
>Loud clamoring, no hope for success, repressed. Dead in the water. The "revolutions" in both were doomed to fail.
They certainly did have hope for success. Hindsight is clouding your view. Italy in 1919 was very close to revolution. Germany had repeated unrest with scared the ruling class.
>Ah YES! Moving the goalposts. Moneyed elites, corporations, industrialists, invent Fascism to repress the proletarian to Fascists benefit from capitalism.
Fascism, as I have repeatedly stated, is a tool used in times of crisis, when working class militancy threatens to destabilise the whole system. It involves buying off elite sections by looting from proletarians by decreasing wages, increasing working hours, or outright just seizing it, as they did to Jews. It does require massive national mobilisation and crisis, real or imagined, so it is trickier to run than "normal" capitalism, but it's their preferred model to communism.
>Hmm yes, international trade does foster industrial growth.
I don't deny capitalism has always been an international system
>The moneyed elite always prefer Liberal governments unless you're truly stupid enough to believe that a few strongmen and losers like Adolf Hitler represent the new face of the bourgeoisie. You'll perpetually salvage your argument by putting this bogeyman label somewhere else, bourgeoisie, but insist on somehow pinning fascism, generally anti-capitalist as "rightists," go, because Fascists are your most direct competitors. Neck yourself.
Hitler absolutely did represent the bourgeoisie, as evidenced by his beliefs in private, which included "I absolutely insist on protecting private property... we must encourage private initiative". Hitler knew exactly what he was doing and who he was protecting, hence why 1933/34 saw a massive purge of the Nazi "left", socialists, communists and trade unions. And no, fascism is not anti-capitalist. It's anti-communist, and does away with all liberal pretensions in defence of capital.

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>get a few good recipes off /ck/
>gee anon, where did you get these recipes?
>uhh, just online

too scared to vote

>>74779668
If you were Jewish you could pretend you were Hitler

>>74779696
I do stir fry from scratch, and other stuff like that. Still making curries out of a jar though. Quite satisfied with my level of cooking. I don't really have the money, time or inclination to branch out much further.

>>74779584
you need to be registered by May 22
generally not queues, depends when you go though
go to the polling station on the day of the vote, tell them your name, they give you the paper, go into the booth, mark a cross, put it in a box, done

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWn2uMphYN4

>>74779740
More like al/ck/

>>74779626
last proper nice thing I cooked was steak, chips and salad with a stilton cheese sauce

perfect medium rare with a beautiful crust on the outside, was very pleased with it

>tfw gf finds it weird to dress salads with salt, olive oil, etc, instead of just eating them plain
might honestly bin her just for that

>>74779740
was that your stove talking to you?

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>>74779716
shut up you pathetic queg

fuck me you must look such a twat walking around giving it the big I AM just because you pretend to like a sport that isn't even big in your country, I suppose you're such a bog standard drip in some next flyover state that you'll cling onto anything that makes you stand out in the queue for panera bread.

The fact you've gone as far to "support" a bottom of the league championship team rather than the ones people in America actually know such as Arsenal, Man U or Man City just goes so show how much you're reaching for relevance through irony

couple this with the ironic posts such as "AR ARRYS GONNA WIN THE LEEG" trying to pretend like you're some feverish English fan despite you being 19th just goes to show what a pathetic little specimen you are

ooh your middle finger's up is it? proper ard you mate, bet you'd defend your team to the bitter end. On the front line with the firm outside your local Taco Bell are you? jog on you little runt, you're fucking nothing mate, a vague pastiche to British culture which you can emulate poorly, but will never - EVER - be accepted within

fuck off

>>74779256
probably basic. use a foreman for most of my meat though cause its just so simple/convenient

>>74779453
kys middle class faggot

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*initiating shart sequence*
*engaging shitfart™ protocols*
*acquiring target: mart*
*arming shartheads*
*firing....*
mart destroyed, mission accomplished

>>74779785
alck?

>>74779804
haha yeah good joke mate
*walks away*

>>74779815
Ipswich NOT MENTIONED

>>74779831
>kys
>faggot
haha wow an actual 13 year old

there's absolutely nothing wrong with muslims or jews

>>74779815
might experiment posting this in /epl/ threads

>>74779831
Sorry for being better than you, sweetie :)

>>74779780
make a curry paste from scratch. it's much more simple than you'd think, doesn't take much time at all. thai ones are easier than indian. honestly you will not regret it when you eat the curry made with that instead of your jarred sauce. promise.

>>74779799
>nothing but boomers

a' y'

>>74779908
*slaps your hands together and forms the purple pill*

Now... we can begin

love pints

hate myself

>>74779907
can just picture you smirking and stroking your nu male metropolitan chinless bearded face as you typed this

>>74779908
*takes the blue jellybean*

>>74779824
>use a foreman for most of my meat
Same. Also good for pasties, pastry slices (eg Ginsters), toasted sarnies, even oven chips if you defrost them first.

>>74779789
do love a bit of steak and blue sauce, cannot go wrong. you got a fryer for the chips? if yes i would have whipped up a batter and banged in some onion rings too

>>74779965
Do you like the darts?

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the lad who made this frog did a very good job

i'm a big fan of this frog

listening to we don't need no education

real shame that pink floyd died he was a really talented musician

>>74779926
I'll give it a go, a week on monday when I can get the ingredients.

should i buy american truck simulator

>>74779966
can just imagine you scurrying around and squeaking hysterically as your runtmaster comes with the evening slop ration.

oh wait... I don't have to imagine that
*kicks the door of your runtshed and hysterical squeals of fear emanate out in response*
heheh...

>>74780003
cheers lad

https://youtu.be/4yJTbBEozXo

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>at the traffic lights on the way back from the shop
>standing next to the button to make the lights change
>sexy girl is standing and looks at me
>stares at the button
>I look and realise I haven't pressed it so she must be annoyed
>press it
>the 'wait' button flashes up
>smile at her
>'IT WANTS ME TO WAIT? OK THEN MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?'
>smile at her
>she backs away
>crosses the road with the light still green to get away

fuck

hate the NHS, hate the working class

simple as

hold on a sec... pickles are cucumbers?

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>Britain has 700 distinct varieties of cheese

>>74780054
Terrible story Poleaboo

Uneducated Blacks

https://www.pscp.tv/MaekoDaekal/1ypKdrMbOZNJW

the alt right

>>74780066
>pickles
FUCK
OFF
YANK

>>74780095
not clicking this virus

>>74780034
ummm sweetie i'm having pasta and garlic bread tonight xx

>>74780091
love em simple as

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Back from squash lads, watching always sunny and drinking a pic related

>>74779979
used it for chips/wedges too when my oven was on the blink. takes a while but cook surprisingly good

>>74780124
>squash
runt
>watching always sunny
super runt
>drinking
giga runt

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>table beer

>>74779908
>better, private healthcare system
>save money on wasteful schools, encouraging more children to enter apprenticeships
>the smarter children are nurtured at grammar schools, go on to become doctors, lawyers and engineers
>more free food for people
>Nurses taking responsibility for their life choices, giving back to the system
>decrease the budget deficit through austerity
>safer streets mean less police needed, move to more "community policing"
>toughen up children and teach them the value of money
>Disabled people given the opportunity to feel human again and contribute to society
>those that have worked hard their whole lives are rewarded, enables them to invest more money back into the economy and create jobs
>no need to rely on foreign markets for energy
>bringing beauty and culture to the UK through "vanity projects"
>bringing peace to the world
>bringing money in to the UK through collaborating with foreign nations, entwining economies and ensuring peace for the future

yes, I'll have the blue pill thanks

>>74780109
sorry meant pickles not pickles

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Hmmmmm

>>74780048
big fan of this intellectual radical centrist discussion between the two dafty sides

>>74780016
If you're looking for a comfy travel sim, get FSX Microsoft Flight Simulator and a joystick + throttle instead. It needs a decent PC though, takes up shitloads of hard drive space (maybe 60-70gb). There's also a bit of a learning curve. You can get a load of great scenery here:

https://thepiratebay.org/search/fsx%20ultimate%20terrain/0/99/0

Don't bother buying the extra mods/download stuff on Steam or wherever, in my experience it's all a rip off.

P-PICKLE RICK

>>74780146
Guarantee you're more of a runt than me la, would bet a grand on it.

>>74780124
what's wrong with always sunny

why do the jews want to destroy the white race?

>>74780156
gherkins*

oops, I just look retarded now

>>74780191
Nothing unless you don't rate milk steak

>>74780169
>they're literally standing in the centre as well

fucking rad cens

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made this last night when i was pissed

had to throw them all away today

>>74780156
>>74780213
fucking hell

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Is there a more patrician crisp?

>>74780233
christ

>>74780233
Grim

>>74780188
you vs me right now sunshine

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>>74780233

https://youtu.be/WLIR69Qi5SU?t=553

Tim swearing

better red than dead is what i always say

>>74780016
only played Eurotruck games

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i would date this single mum x

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Saw this today at the pub

>antifa flying the hammer and sickel

runt life

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>>74780233
Proper madlad.

please refrain from posting large images
t. management

>>74780310
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>74780295
>fuck you.. sorry, uh, flip you, uh, cl- scratch that
does he have tourettes

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>he's here

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get through about three of these a day i cant stop

>>74780382
/sips/

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>ywn be this progressive and free thinking

>>74780313
>E:\c drive\
???

>>74780318
>anarchists and communists using the hammer and sickle
woah....dude...my mind is blown....

>>74780344
what about it?

>>74780170
sounds comfy but i have a shit old laptop

>>74780308
guess the expansions are on sale too, think i'll nab the scandi one and play a bit, get the american if i'm enjoying it

dozed off for a bit there

had this weird brief dream where I was in my parents house and there were lions in the garden circling around the house and looking in the windows and I was trying not to get noticed by them

was only a few seconds but was pretty intense 2bh

>>74779256

basic boys WW@?

>>74780405
yes because the ussr was such a paradise

>>74780408
BRUH

>>74780396
they look like the generic degenerate raiders in every post-apoc setting

>>74780433
who said it was a paradise?

Bought a bottle of mountain dew yesterday because I'd never had it before

tasted of generic sweet chemical shite, then I looked at the nutrition label and 500ml of the stuff has 66 grams of sugar in it

felt sick and didn't drink the rest
no wonder yanks are fucking blubbery cunts

>>74779256

basic-low
im nearly 20

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>>74780418
i've become a master of lucid dreaming

can literally control my dreams

i bet you're envious

but don't worry you can master lucid dreaming too, with practice

dying to suck a fat cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yJTbBEozXo

anime nazis go home

leftists always get BTFO in this general

dunno why the cucks continue to try to push their asinine agitprop

>>74780450
it destroys your spermcount too

>>74780405
>anarchists
>communists
How do these two end up on the same side?

Are street benzos good quality

>>74779453
>>74779453

alri benders

>>74779824
op here. i think they're a jib, they don't close flat enough on a lot of meats and fish to evenly cook both sides. also they use loads of electric, and most of the grill on both sides is unused. i recommend getting yourself a good old fashion stove top griddle pan and trying your luck with that. it has an advantage because you can bang some chopped onions and whatnot

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>>74780464
foy

*heems you*

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>>74780470

>>74780444
isnt that just the macklemore haircut

>>74780477
/brit/ is their only social contact

>>74780493
because they are all united in being retards

>>74780477
the leftist lives to consume, corrupt and destroy

>>74780507
/brit/ is a rorkist general

go back to 8gag you cuck

>>74780450
thought it odd they advertise it as mtn dew 'energy' here as it has so much caffeine in it
mad that yanks drink it by the litre

tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKBPwCKms2Q

jumping a shark

started drinking early today

>>74780146
you never played squash

mudsharks

>>74780493
they share a mutual antagonism to capitalism
>>74780536
certainly destroying rorkes

wish political uniforms were still a thing

these alt right vs antifa rallies and street fights would be much more aesthetic if they were dressed properly

>>74780463
actually got into it for a bit a few yrs ago. kept a dream journal and everything. had minor success but too few and far between to really keep up the effort

was never able to do the shit some anons in the /x/ lucid dream threads claimed to be able to but still pretty cool what I did manage

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>people who don't live in communist countries talking about how great communism is

another tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zF-iws8S8E

>>74780477
there's no rules on what you're allowed to believe here, would rather they try find some middle ground alongside us radical centrists though.

>>74780591
post swole buttocks

>>74780497

dont take the risk

>>74780608
never been tried
never been achieved

>>74780150
imagine being this much of a rorke

>>74780634
>let me tell you how your country is run

>POONEMOUTH

>>74780608
they're the people who think true communism hasn't been attempted and that they'd be the ones to implement the true utopian communist vision if given the opportunity. people who think that way are very dangerous and should never be given power.

>>74780634
>let me tell you about your country

i'm gay

netted quite a lot of interesting (You)s from my cooking level post. will be copying it to post later and gage results against this threads. reckon there will be more high level cooks on after work hours

>>74780603
they're banned in this country
>>74780608
irrelevant

>>74780684
>>74780660
>dont deny muh lived experience

bloody post modernists

LADS you know those DNA things where you spit in a tube and they tell you where you're from

has anyone done it? what's the best place to get it from?

>work hours
>Saturday

The Glaswegian accent is very pleasant on a man but quite distasteful on a woman.

>>74780689
dabba dee dabba die

>>74780689
whats your political ideolog

>>74780684
>>74780660
britain is a communist state

reddit are still so upset about trump, they upvote everything against him so furiously

>>74780707
it's not that, it's just that he probably knows whether or not his country is communist more than some first world communist runt who's never left his comfort zone

>>74780707
>>>/reddit/

>>74780745
>>74780745
>>74780745
>>74780745

>>74780712
they're a scam mate dont bother.

>>74780727
centrist

>>74780738
or opened a book seemingly.

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what the fuck lads

there's this blue haired qt at my local specialty coffee "shoppe" and so i went there this morning to get a cup of coffee and flirted a bit but this coffee tastes like SHIT

it's burnt and tastes like asshole

easily the most disgusting coffee i've ever had

and it cost $3.50 what the FUCK

>>74780712
honestly don't care about my lineage

>>74780634
>>74780653
>never been tried
>Vietnam isn't/was never communist/socialist
hrm
tomorrow I should get some pictures of all the hammer and sickle flags around here

Vietnam has moved towards a market economy simply because its just far more efficient by a huge degree compared to a centralized state controlled economy.

the number of people living a higher quality of life here now is astronomical compared to how it used to be
all thanks to market reforms and welcoming foreign investment

>>74780788
fucking state of you. arrogant teenage cunt