/dixie/ - Southern States and Friends

good edition

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/extraflags/

Any of ya mind helpin an autist out?

Do y'all support slavery ?

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ROLL

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>>74776174

Aluminium

Morning

Anyone watching UFC tonight?

>>74780884
rubbish bin
zebra walk
lorry
programme

>>74781640
morning

>>74781775
>zebra walk
The British need to be stopped

>>74776174
you have a lot of ohio counties

>>74781775
great post my friend.

>>74782686
a lot of the time in that autism general people will update their regional flags while on road trips from their cars and stuff like that.

most likely they have one poster from northern Ohio that is doing that regularly.

One time a guy from Liechtenstein just got on his bike and cycled around for an hour while doing it and posted with every single regional flag in his country.

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>>74781775
How do you manage?

I go to bed too late and wake up too late.

>>74785963
I've been going to bed at 4 AM and waking up at noon for like a month now.

On the bright side I will probably not be jetlagged when I go back to the US.

>>74786194
come to turkey for vacation and spend your hard earned yuros here before you go back.

"Our Lady of Fatima is back, and she's pissed."

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>>74786399
>Euros
I will probably visit eventually though. I can probably get a great deal on a flight considering how recent events have probably been a drag for tourism.

>>74786587
Prices have been dropped as low as it can get at this point.
Its cheaper for a foreigner (especially russians) to have a vacation in turkey than actual turks themselves.

>>74786675
Yeah I always choose vacation destinations like that for that reason.

I can't believe plebs still go visit tourist traps in Western Europe, have fun paying four euros for bottled water and then getting trucked.

>>74786910
I cant believe yuros are visiting greece instead of us tbqh.
Its literally the same but cheaper here in tourist cities

>>74787108
>le scary mudshit face
When was the last time you had an airport bombing

>>74787108
visa free travel and trendier to tag yourself there on jewbook I guess. It's basically the same thing with Germany and Poland/Czech Republic.

>>74787432
our airports are fucking fortresess's compared to euros tbqh.
an hour of security checks before you can actually board the plane, checkpoints every other room.
And also hardly any tourists ever die in turkey, and the ones that do are the ones doing dumb shit like wandering into the byzantine walls in the middle of the night or traveling to eastern turkey wearing a wedding dress or smth (its almost always woman who are too fucking full of themselves who think every cunt is like theirs as well go figure).

>tfw can't grow facial hair
fuck

>>74776092
Reminder that the British empire maintained cordial relations with the CSA

https://youtu.be/wgOmbx4zmWk

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>>74787951
>tfw we could have burned DC to the ground together if our government could into diplomacy

>>74788107
>muh King Cotton

>>74788959
>The

Walk me through southern food /dixie/.
What am i missing

>>74790854
Hot oil and cornmeal

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>>74790854
there's a reason why we're fat

>>74791069
sounds very boring

>>74792171
t. kebab pleb

It's pretty good tho, Euros and Asians seem to like it

>>74792360
It aint my fault if the ç*mars only imported the most mediocre street food we had to yuros.

I do like the biscuits though

>>74792360
I reckon if somebody opened a /dixie/ restaurant anywhere in Europe they could break the bank. It's an oddly unexplored market for a product which KFC seems to have a nearly complete monopoly on everywhere but the US.

>>74792919
Yeah its crossed my mind that they have like literally no bbq places around here. That and mexican food is rare. Someone should open a smithfields or somethin

>>74792919
I know a guy who did this in Finland, now he has one of the most successful restaurants in town.

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>>74796937
brings a tear to my eye

Up a little earlier today because I'm getting ready to go see Billy Joel in LA. Y'all doing anything fun?

>>74799453
Trying not to fall asleep

>>74799453
cool, I like him

just having some beer and watching Mad Men for the first time

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Don't know what to do buds

>>74802247
grow a beard lmao

>>74802566
I can't grow facial hair

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>>74802619
I know.

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>>74802663

>>74802742
what kind of chin do you have?

>>74802956
What do you mean?

>>74802956
Should I watch this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6DKmXrC7YE

Fuck cum. And fuck /cum/ too.

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>>74803036
as in, is it masculine or beta.
You know, is it like pic related or almost non-existant

>>74804718
I never watched it myself.
But cats are overrated.

>>74806781
Nothing wrong with cum

>>74806781
well don't post there then

>>74807813
>/brit/ with more anime and gayposting

>>74807928
I didn't say /cum/

>>74807928
/brit/ is actually funny once in a blue moon, /cum/ is always just incredibly tryhard and cringeworthy

also too many Californians

>>74808025
oh im sorry.
You are right nothing wrong with manjuice

>>74808183
i remember trying to have a conversation in /brit/ once.
There was atleast 10 spam posts between every (you) and the thread got to bump limit in 6-8 minutes and everyone tried to open a new spam thread at once saying ''fanny janny lel'' resulting in 3-4 /brit/ threads.

/dixie/ has the greastest bbq and fried food in the world.
/tr/ has the greatest sweets in the world.
/dixie/ and /tr/ are natural gastronomy buds

>>74809921
>fanny janny
lel

>>74810402
Post Turanic sweets

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>>74809921
>trying to have a conversation in /brit/
yeah don't go there with the expectation of that. It's just mindless, rapid, chatroom style shitposting during most hours, with at least seven levels of irony required to participate. But it's hard to deny that is has a fairly amusing culture.

>>74810402
this, /turxie/ when?

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>>74810562
Here is a list of turkish delights/ local turkish variations of sweets.

>inb4 anyone from the balkans/levant claiming it as theirs.
Oh i didnt know baklava was served at bulgarian noble's castles back then.
Oh wait, there were none

>>74811210
oh fuck i forgot the link
https://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kategori:T%C3%BCrk_mutfa%C4%9F%C4%B1ndaki_tatl%C4%B1lar

(((((dont tell erDOGan i am using wikipedia plz))))

why is this general always about food

>>74811210
Fuck, I love Baklava. They sell it at the Gr*ek festival here

>>74811210
Baklava is fucking amazing. I don't really like sweet stuff but I'll always make an exception for that.

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>>74811259
reported to the secret police

have fun in jail

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>>74811343
/dixie/ - fried food and Elder Scrolls general

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Daily reminder: If you're state was not in the former CSA, it is not /dixie/

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>>74811210
looks good

i'm actually interested in middle eastern food, since a lot of the same techniques were spread all over through the ottoman empire, so the method of preparation stays fairly similar but the local ingredients change by country

also i cannot do anything with phyllo dough i always break it and im totally useless with it

>greatest southern culinary invention being pulled pork

>>74811513
we've got good historic discussions as well

>>74811534
outstanding post

fukken saved

>>74811343
Because food is good

Sometimes we talk about Morrowind and why Bethesda is full of asshats

>>74811353
just remind them that its turkish after you eat it.
Its fucking turkish.
I'll kill your entire family.

>>74811343
South has great food
Turkey has great food.
South has an obesity problem
Turkey has an obesity problem
Go figure.

>>74811387
haha whoops i accidentally swam to the greek islands guess i'll stay here and collect gibs whopsie daisy.

>>74811382
I recommend helva it tastes fucking fantastic.
And muhallebi
and mozaik
and kazandibi
and tulumba.
Fuck im hungry

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>>74811603
>everyone in my family assumes that Socrates and all them other Greek homos were eating baklava
>I never correct them

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>>74811513
It honestly kind of annoys me because I'm always stuck wanting things I can't stuff my face with right now.
>>74811210
My favorite has to be börek/böreği, delicious

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>>74811534
daily reminder that West Virginia's secession was illegal, conducted on the basis of a rigged referendum; and that they are still Dixie and rightfully part of Virginia, and I will whoop ya if you suggest otherwise.

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>>74811578
because they didnt stick with lore

thats why bethesda is asshats

>ywn trek through lush jungles in your lorica segmentata hunting escaped khajit scum

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>>74811561

It's really embarrassing when I come into /dixie/ to lurk and I see some dickwad from Missouri or Maryland pretending to be something they're not.

>inb4 "muh mason-dixon line"

My response top this is fuck you.

>>74811561
>yufka
The more crumbly it is, the better it tastes senpai.
I eat it everymorning while i stay at my family house, the bakery around the corner makes GREAT yufka.

>>74811691
I recommend eating spicy börek with yoghurt, or even better, with ayran.
Also its börek, böreği is just an adjective.

>>74811664
>correcting them
you can bask in the glory of being correct yourself senpai.

>>74811730
I just started my first MW playthrough the other day. Just joined the Fighter's Guild in Balmora after getting to Caius Cosades. I started off kind of annoyed by my character's movement speed some other game mechanics but it's already starting to grow on me.

>>74811730
>Bethesda forgets that Cyrodil is supposed to be a jungle
>dude clerical error lmao

>>74811799
I wish there was a Turkish restaurant around here

>>74811713

WV are yankees through-and-through, it's time to deal with it son.

Thinking about playing morrowind just so i can join the conversation lads

>>74811775
Marylanders are legitimately a Southern people who were fucked over by proximity to DC. Missouri is just we wuzing.

>>74811799
Thanks for the tip and education, makes sense.
>>74811879
do it nerd

>>74811872
just go to a greek/balkan/levantine one tbqh.
They probably all sell the same stuff but with different names.
Just remember that they are all full of shit and its all turkish

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>>74811878
>the heart of Appalachia are Yankees

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o0NUroayY0

>>74811775
anyone is welcome who appreciates southern culture

but being southern is about blood and geography

>>74811822
constantly jump everywhere, acrobatics is top notch

eventually your speed will go up but around 70 acrobatics gets broken and you jump like 10 feet at a time

>>74811879
Surprised Steam isn't banned there

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>>74811895

>implying Maryland isn't as yankee as they come

That's a nice implication you have there. Would be a shame if someone were to... Disregard it.

>>74783521
There can only be one Texas and that me

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>>74811959
>Just remember that they are all full of shit and its all turkish

this is what makes turkey great

>>74811879
if you do get some basic graphics overhauls, they're not hard to install. Unlike Skyrim this doesn't seem like a game that needs much player-added content besides a few graphics tweaks to bring it up to 2010s standards.

>>74811986
it can at any moment tbqh.
The government has banned paypal so they can create their own version of it to funnel money.

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>>74811959
>WE
lol

There's a Taziki's here and a few family shops but they're usually shit

>>74812122
Your government needs to be stopped

>>74812055
fight me

>>74812157
i cant wait for erdogan to die and a huge power vacuum to start so we can go full no step on snek.

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>>74811965

>the state that broke away from another state solely because they wanted to remain as cucks for Uncle Lincoln

>>74812200
Ok when and where?

>>74776174
I didn't expect many NC counties desu.

>>74812376
the out-of-state Union soldiers stationed there were literally ordered to vote to leave Virginia by their commanding officers en masse in the referendum, a large portion of them voted more than once. The whole thing was a farce, they didn't vote break away from anything.

>>74812586
What is the Confederate bird?

>>74812490
Didn't know that

>>74812405
Applebee's in Athens.
20 minutes.

>>74812632
>what is the confederate bird
the fried one

Used to think that Rugrats in Paris took place in Texas

>>74812632
they never got around to picking one
>>74812703
this is plausible though

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>>74812632
>Western Virginia voters ratified the proposed new state 18,408 to 781 on October 24, 1862, despite the low turnout. Many men were away fighting for one side or the other, and some Southern sympathizers, like former Governor Joseph Johnson, had moved to Confederate Virginia. Union soldiers were posted at polling places, and a loyalty oath was required to vote. Some opponents of the new state claimed they were kept captive in their homes on election day.
http://www.historynet.com/virginias-great-divorce.htm
the whole thing was bullshit. October 24th 1862 nevar forget

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>>74811965
Most of the mountain folks were poor then just like now, and the enemy of the poor free man is the slave owner. Ironical that Hollywood so often portrays hillbillies as rebel sympathizers

/cum/ is getting a bit gay rn buds

>>74812989
>tfw west virginia will always be poor
Those poor bastards have my sympathy.

>>74776174
fugg off, mehmet.

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>>74813091
chuckle'd

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>>74813013
>going to the outdated general

y

>>74813212
To shit up the place

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarksburg,_West_Virginia

>>74813529
What about ti?

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>>74813013
This is what happens when you choose Industrialization and Progressivism.

>>74813555
Alongside the talk of WV's creation & secession, imo it's notable to mention that Stonewall's hometown became a part of it.

>>74813764
Oh, nice

Why do you keep posting about Japan bordering the US?

Its raining too much i cant sleep

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>>74813619
>turn over control to organization that say they have it all figured out
>no way out
>>74814078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz-0C2dhKlg

>>74814078
what's wrong with you? I put rain sounds on max volume on my headphones in order to get to sleep.

>right side of history
What an insidious phrase.

https://youtu.be/1gX1EP6mG-E
Me with the fiddle

>>74814078
>implying there's such a thing as too much rain

>>74814171
Its not pleasent rain its rain that hits the ground so fast it could actually hurt someone

>>74814113
>this video is not available
Hahaha fuggg :DDDD

>>74814296
Nvm it just randomly decided to stop as i was typing this

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>>74814241
it dumbs down everything to right and wrong

its scary shit senpai

>>74814286
10/10

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>>74814409
>that pic

>>74813867
I figure it's a somewhat forgiveable form of shitposting, since it's a neat thing to know.

Sometimes I just want to post on /int/ but don't have much new to say.

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/r9k/ + /dixie/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI

>>74814393
;_;

does this one work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdRdqp4N3Jw

>>74814503
>/r9k/
keep that shit outta here

Me
https://youtu.be/9YtwJCZlLRk

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>>74814551
this is my mom's favorite song

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>>74814592
good post

I have a confession.
This is my morning alarm song
https://youtu.be/6Kp_EM3yobI
It makes it harded for me to put it on sleep mode causevi dont want to interrupt it

>>74814551
>studiocanal has blocked youre cunt
Haha nope Xdd

>>74814673
The French are and always have been Godless socialists

Fuck the French

OFFICIAL /dixie/ MOVIE LIST

Cool Hand Luke
O Brother Where Art Tho
Birth of a Nation


we need more

>>74814673
fucking globalist cunts

heres another version with ralph stanley (peace be upon him), that one's a really nice duet from the movie o brother where art tho, but apparently its not meant to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymF9tRrDX_0

https://youtu.be/e22cEMXganQ

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>>74814752
>U key sticky
>misspell thou twice

>>74814711
Wow is this how you thank your liberators
>>74814752
>this video is not available
FFS MAN

>>74814752
Mississippi Burning and No Country For Old Men

>>74814752
The Green Mile
Walk Hard
>inb4 Talladega Nights

>>74814752
Big Fish?

>>74814785
They aren't the same people tbqh

>>74814789
>No Country For Old Men
Isn't that in Texas?

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>>74814785
>the globalists are trying to stop /dixie/'s turkish friend from hearing beautiful southern music

getting ridiculous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA4JyAONd_I

>>74814789
>>74814805
>>74814877
all excellent

Cool Hand Luke
O Brother Where Art Tho
Birth of a Nation
Mississippi Burning
No Country for Old Men
The Green Mile
Walk Hard
Big Fish (i fucking love this one)

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>>74814951
This is getting quite hilarious at this point

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>>74815000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmtK6KwvkWI

jesus, it really is

i miss the old unregulated internet

fuck

hope this one works

The Yankee and the Jew are attempting to surpress Turkish-Dixie friendship, disgusting.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8p5pVsj9U>>74815077
>>74815077
we will prevail

>>74815035
Oh this one actually worked.
I liked the song alot.
https://youtu.be/yT_C8IdOzlQ here is one for you bud, it translates to "dont cry pal"

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>>74815035
I didn't know Hank the first did a version of this. beautiful.

>>74815126
Holy hell this ones my jam

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>>74815182
might unironically download this album, very nice.

>>74815182
Wait shit no it translate to "forget it pal" im dumb

>>74815298
Heres another one, its kinda translates to "promise me this will be the last time"
I like to listen to these when i am drunk and sad.
https://youtu.be/YP7ghF9pwys

>>74815182
im glad that one came through

its a great song, one of my favorite all time old southern songs

and that songs good as fuck man, its super catchy

makes me think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsH2jOM5Ql4
>>74815232
ol hank sure can sing a diddy

>>74815244
>tfw an uncle of mine is a lawyer that busted the last few tiger bars in Arkansas back in the 70s

a tiger bar was a bar that brewed it's own moonshine and served it on the down low, in arkansas the moonshiners stayed up in the ozarks and then came down every now and then to brew a big batch of rotgut for the bar to sell over time

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/acadiana/

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What a good fucking general.

>>74815376
Turkish sounds very good when sung. Thank you for this, I'm ex-/mu/ and really love non-anglo music.

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>>74815410
this is a post of outstanding quality

>acadian
>cadian
>cadan
>cadun
>cajun

>>74815443
Even our foreigners are top notch

>>74815394
Listening to this made me legit happy for some reason.
Thanks anon maybe i will have a nice dream today :^)

>>74815515
You are welcome pal anytime

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e4vpsu4yi0

oh lawdie i found a version with earl scruggs

the man plays a fierce damn banjo

>>74815572

happy to help anon

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Are you a Boomhauer, a Hank, a Dale, or a Bill, /dixie/?

>>74815648
I dont watch anime

>>74815648
a bit of Bill, a bit of Dale.

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>>74815648
dale unfortunately

Hey there, I'm an international student from India so I'm not entirely familiarized with American culture.
Why do some Texans have "southern" accents and other Texans do not? This also applies to families from Georgia, Virginia, etc. This has thrown me off a bit.

>>74815648
Dale

Bill is the ultimate /dixie/ poster.
>lonely
>fat
>descended from a dying line of Southern aristocrats
>fucked over by the fed
>still a warm and incredibly person

>>74814752
Night of the Hunter
A Streetcar Named Desire
Down by Law
Rumble Fish
Gone With The Wind
Cape Fear

>>74815817
*incredibly friendly

>>74815648
Dale-Boomhauer hybrid tbqh

>>74815614
This is wonderful.

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>>74815847
im down

Cool Hand Luke
O Brother Where Art Tho
Birth of a Nation
Mississippi Burning
No Country for Old Men
The Green Mile
Walk Hard
Big Fish
Night of the Hunter
A Streetcar Named Desire
Down by Law
Rumble Fish
Gone With The Wind
Cape Fear

>>74816087
glad you like it

welcome to /dixie/

>>74816087
Good morning Yoshi

>>74816141
Thanks. Don't know why I didn't come here sooner.

>>74816178
Morning to you.
Unfortunately, I'm not Japanese.

>>74816274
Dixiespora?

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>>74816141
If I have time tomorrow (which I most likely will, since I'm basically a NEET for month) I'll make a chart of these. If anybody has more to add then go ahead.

>>74816287
Bingo.

>First the rain now the fuckers who are partying

ITS 4 AM SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE

>>74816371
Are you that Texan that always used to be on /pol/?

>>74815753
Sometimes Southerners suppress their accents. Texas is a unique animal though, I'm not sure where the Southern accent ends and a more generalized western accent begins.

>>74816529
Nope, I'm from Virginny.

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>>74816664
>Virginny
Very nice.

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>>74816622
Dallas, it's definitely western near Midland

>>74816664
>another V*rginian

>>74816664
>>74816747
Stop voting democrats.

Tell me about your hometown /dixie/.

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>>74816747
What region are you from? Tidewater, here.

>>74816835
Virginia is a wondrous place.

>>74816944
A few trailers and a gas station

>>74816944
>filled with beaners
>wasn't always filled with beaners
>fuck beaners

>>74816944
there's a winery and a church near the center. the rest is scattered houses, (technically, it is not even an incorporated town)

>>74816944
small and typical southern town, terrible traffic

i lived on the outskirts next to some woods

me and the neighbor kids spent most of our days messing around in the woods or playing n64 or super nintendo

good times

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>>74781734
>Tfw It's been 10 years since the days of Forrest Griffin, and no one has yet to live up to his name

>>74790854
>Fried chicken (KFC is waifu-tier)
>Chili (with no beans, and lots of spicy peppers)
>Sausage gravy + Biscuits (Delicious)
>Dried ribs (Not actually dry, but it's pretty much pork ribs, cooked in a huge oven until you can pull the bones out of the sockets, and then patted down with a dry rub consisting of spices, herbs, and salts. Better than regular bbq ribs.)
>T-Bone steak (Pretty self explanatory, but they come in 32 or 48 oz. portions, or about a kilo to a kilo-and-a-half. Bree day-stee.)

You can also pet the cows afterward, if you finish all your green beans before dessert.

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>>74819163
Don't forget cornbread and grits.

>>74782686
A couple days ago an Ohio guy crashed the market with a ton of Ohio flags. After an hour or two of him trying to get the plugin to work, he gave up.

He was planning to dump the entire state, but ended up only getting the north half.

>>74819225
Post [spoiler]fisherman dances[/spoiler]

>>74816944
It's half ghetto, but the parts that aren't are pretty nice. No reason to stay.

Charlie Rose still has a house here.

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>>74816505
>Tfw it's a "It's 4AM in the morning and family is using all the bathrooms so I go outside and pee on the neighbors plants while they're sleeping" episode

>>74819286
D-do what, now...?

>>74819225
>grits

japanon best anon

>>74819225
Can you buy grits in Japan?

>>74819425
Sadly, no. Cornmeal and other corn products are not available here - takes too much land to grow the corn, I suppose.

>>74819471
I didn't know if they imported it

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Post good yanks

@74819495
bad post

>>74819487
It might exist at select specialty stores, but I've been looking for years and have never seen it. We're lucky to get even Doritos here.

>>74819531
>We're lucky to get even Doritos here.
wew

>>74819387
Y-You know...Like the "Soran Bushi" or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR-JFZ19Fdc

I don't like that they're all performed by little kids and women now. It used to be a masculine art, where tough, burly fishermen would strain and shout for good fortune and a plentiful harvest. Now it's just girly screams and limp-wrists...

Starts at around 1:24, but honestly, I find the beginning dance more engaging than the actual fisherman's dance at this point.

Not a weeb, bee-tee-double-you. Just got to see one being performed IRL and thought it was really neat, but couldn't find anything like it again on Youtube or anything.

...It's slowly occurring to me that you might not actually be Japanese (>>74816664)

>>74819624
Yeah, I'm American. Besides, I live somewhat inland - no fishermen round these parts.

Sorry, tomod8.

Really want to move to Montana buds

>>74819911
Why Montana, broseph?

>>74820064
I want to have a real winter and there's tons of outdoorsy shit you can do so I won't be too bored

Also Ben Garrison

Dixie or death

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Graduated today lads, first in my family to do so

>>74821410
Congrats

>>74821498
Thanks

Daily reminder that Texas is NOT /dixie/ and you will never be able to associate with the greatest of states.

>>74821719
Texas was settled by old-stock Southerners and fought on the Confederate side. It fits all the requirements for /dixie/.

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Hello there gentlemen. You wouldn't happen to know of any churches around here, would ya?

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tfw stuck in a permanent limbo between north and south

>>74822565
No Varg, go away

Going down to Louisiana (New Orleans) next month, never been there before. Any suggestions for things to do? I'll have a rental car so I'll probably be driving everywhere.

>>74822689
Atleast it's better than my state

>>74823339
And by my state, I meant don't ever go there even for the food, it's not that great aside from that

Reminder that New Zealand is the gratest southern state, rest of dixie isn't even trying

>>74821410
College or High School?

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>>74823339
Please post a regional, I still need Louisiana.

Thanks cold man

>>74823741
Wait a second, i need georgia, im retarded.

Whew. Finally back from the concert, what'd I miss?

>>74824326
I mixed up georgia and louisiana like a retard. What band did you go see?

>>74824675
It was Billy Joel, he was in Los Angeles today only.

>>74824687
Oh, neat.

>>74824721
Also, you're missing Mississippi, not Georgia.

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>>74824675
Son that aint Georgia

>>74824847
For Daniel's sake, I hope to god that's what he was trying to do. Something tells me it wasn't, but still.

>>74824847
Well...
Now i am sad

>>74824819
>>74824847
Cut me some slack, it's five in the morning, my mind is all sorts of fucked up.

>>74824882
>golf
>dinner
>flowers
>icecream
>horse riding
I dont think any man has ever worked that hard for a woman just for ''''friendship'''''

I hate the hashtag tho, its like saying ''but dont worry chads i aint actually fucking this guy so feel free to approach me''

>>74825061
Happens to the best of us.
>>74825211
Yeah, quite the effort for a guy who don't want to fuck.

do you really talk like Frank Underwood?

>>74825776
You don't?

gonna play as the boers in vicky2 lads.
I should be working...

>>74825776
a little bit

>>74823339
get comfy louisiana food. best cuisine in the USA

>>74825776
Depends on my peers. If I'm talking with other Southerners, I can get pretty drawl-y. If not, I tend to fall back into a more standard American English accent.

Still can't say "umbrella" properly, though.

>>74825776
My voice isn't that deep but yes

>>74829455
this... breakfast pork chops with corn beef hash and bis and gravy is god tier

Yank here, do Southern belles actually exist?

I have never visited the South and I literally never want to

>>74833865
FOY

>>74823720
College. Accounting major

love it when people don't know how to use the word "reactionary" properly and think it means somebody that overreacts to political policies they don't like.

>>74836091
d-do people actually think that when they hear reactionary

>>74836246
I see it all the time here, a lot of leftists think it just means a right-winger who reacts strongly to politics, i.e. threatening to assasinate a senator online because he proposed a law you don't like.

>>74833865
Yes but they have rich families and you will have to be a chad lawyer or something. Lots of them live on Hilton Head

>>74839341
dirty j*nkees are throwing shit at us

Had a dream last night where I met Barry Goldwater. Bush Sr. appeared too.

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>>74839429
whenever they do that I just link their thread in /brit/

eventually they'll learn to behave

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>1 day and 3 hours old thread
JUST

>>74839528
sounds like quite the party

>>74840670
alot of /dixie/ posters are hard working people who contribute to society desu.
Not alot of time to shitpost during all that work and drinking.

((((me on the other hand, i am always here :^) )))))

Hate Muslims tbqh

>>74840794
eve gel kardeş >>74832565

>>74840794
he's been doing that for over a month, just let autists be autists

>>74840808
Love the Muhammadan, hate the Muhammadanism.

>>74840844
Asıl sen evine gel çökelek

>gay anime posters
>home

>>74840808
welcome to the club

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>>74840062
so this is the power of being dixiespora

Bit sad buds

Breast cancer's overrated, fuck Susan G. Komen.

>>74836091
Might as well call it reversionist

the 10th and 2nd amendments are pretty clearly worded, I'm not quite certain as to why there's any debate as their intention y'all

>>74842164
Because some (((people))) choose to look at one clause instead of the entire thing

Why does everybody seem to ignore that this happened?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign,_2000

>>74842738
Dubya

>>74841393
Prostate cancer is just as, infact is more common than breast cancer but noone gives a shit about that

>>74840956
I really doubt if they all up and left the religion they would stop being savages
>>74841015
Turks are Muslim, therefore I hate Turks

>>74842738
Because the Reform Party had become a meme by that point instead of a serious challenge to the two party system like it had once been.

But yeah it is a bit strange how nobody seems to know that this wasn't the first time Trump ran for President, if that's what you mean. It didn't come up in any election coverage that I saw at all.

>>74843380
Go away

>>74843352
Because men deserve it you fucking shitlord

>>74843485
Triggered prep worshiper detected

>>74843380
I bet your mum hates you aswell m8 lel

>>74843555
I only worship whites sweetie ;))))

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>>74843576
My mummy loves me you dirty Mongol rape baby take that back now!

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>>74843657
Not as much as she loves that nigger cock LOL

>>74843758
rip

still much better than footfag Kraut

>>74843758
She actually dated a mullato for a month. She married my dad and gave birth to white children tho

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>>74843810
did i do good?

>>74843832
>my mom dated a mulatto

>>74839409
...Shreeve

>>74843935
He was more like a quadroon tbqh from the way she described him, practically white looking

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I can't believe I've been on this stupid fucking website for almost a decade, fucking kill me

>>74844113
ANOTHER

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>>74844113
>almost a decade
holy shit man thats dedicated

>>74844102
>h-he was almost white you guys!
>only 6 nignog dicks in the guys family bloodline

>>74844210
It was for a month they didn't even have sex, she left him as soon as she saw a photo of his mom

>>74844113
Holy shit, get a life lmoa