Muh heritage thread?

>>74773868
>iberisk 10,2%

You know that You will be considered to be a nigger by your own folk, right?

I don't know how to do this, you have to pay for a service right? Seems like a waste of money to me, like something made for americans. My grandmother can remember talking to her grandmother about her grandmother and I don't think they moved from the same place in like 300 years. What can this test tell me?

>>74773948
But muh Roman and Greek heritage tho?

>>74773996
It tells you what you see here, and it finds people with matching DNA It's like 600kr. If your curiosity is high enough, I guess it's somewhat worth it.

>>74774085
Iberian=/ greek and Roman

Iberian tribes were something totally different from the rest of european tribes. They spoke a non-indo european language hence they were not indo-european. They were here before the celts ever existed. Welcome to the non-white club :^)

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>>74774199
im offing myslef

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just fucc my shit up fãm

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>>74774252
Having blood of one of the oldest tribes in Yurop> WE WUZ VIKANGS AND SHIET.

>>74774406
> just 27% of iberian blood
> almost 40% of shitalian blood

You should kill yourself.

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>>74774431
Hmm, maybe I should read a bit about muh Iberian ancestors then

>>74774478
>implying I'm ashamed of having the blood of Alexander and Augustus flow through me.
Oh poor Spaniard...

>>74773948
Maybe OP is from Bergen or some place nearby

>>74774619
I am from bergen?

>>74774730
Or somewhere around there. In the old days Spandiards used to be there dealing wine for dry cod.

>>74774834
Hmm, interesting. Thanks kompis

>>74774595
>Not having the blood of Viriato, the sons of Numancia or the blood the great Argantonio.

kys

>>74774595
>Sucking invasor´s cock

An invasor is an invasor. Shitalians and kekeece are invasors. We should have killed all the south Italians as revenge.

>>74774834
>Spandiards
and the portuguese too

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r8

>>74776141
>average Australian.jpg

I bet you're slightly above average height, slender and with curly brown hair.

What do I win?

>>74773868
what company is (OP)'s pic related through? thanks

>>74776193
yes, yes and yes

kek, well done m8. might as well guess my eye colour while you're at it

thankfully i already knew about the south asian, my colonialist ancestor in the British Raj got his mistress pregnant, i can almost say this with certainty

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>>74773868
>10.2% south european

>>74776380
Myheritage

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hello my white brothers

>>74776432
So you're part Asian, which means that your eye color is probably brown/green.

I almost forgot this thread, am feeling pro now.

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>>74773868
I hate that they mix portugal with spanish.Sure,we share like 70% of our genes with them but we are suebi for fuck sake.
And you are suebi too

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>>74777711
Hello techsupport my computer isn't working.

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>>74777830
uninstall internet n report back

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>>74778016
hello internet is uninstalled why not working, you're bad i will get you fired

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>>74776127
>>74774834
Only the Portuguese, afaik.

>>74778108
>olive oil on fish

puke.jpg

>>74778132
>Surströmming
absolutely exquisite

>>74778157
There are other fish dishes, but jesus olive oil on fish, is worse than surströmming

>>74778180
Are you stupid?
Have you tasted it yet?You can't dislike something you haven't tasted yet.Besides,I put vinegar in the bacalhau and the olive oil on the potatoes.

>>74777471
technically blue but grey now

the fact that you guessed i am lanky was just a lucky guess, that's not a genetic thing

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>>74778044
Good good now install vnc and give me ur ip. Pajeet will take it from here

>>74778132
I'd be very doubtful if you had ever tasted good olive oil as most exports just mix in more acidic stuff so it lasts the trip better.

So get the fuck back to putting ketchup on pasta.

>>74778225
>I put vinegar in the bacalhau and the olive oil on the potatoes.
That's fucking weird. But it honestly intrigues me. I'll try it sometime.

>>74778347
Wait,you don't do it?Where do you come from?

>>74778378
Coimbra do Mondego. Do Choupal até à Lapa.

But my mom is from further behind the hills, and she was the one that cooked for most of my life.

>>74773868
You're from Bergen right?

>>74773868
> Western Norwegians

>>74778429
>behind the hills
Trás-os-montes?
Bacalhau é mais para o litoral

>>74778517
Não Trás-os-montes , na mesma latitude de Coimbra, mas mais para este.

Mas sim, era onde queria chegar.

>>74778259
I just pictured an average Aussie, and that's how I see them. Kek. Anyway, guessing eye color is fucking hard.

>>74778446
Jah

>>74773868
On my fathers side I have Norwegian, Scottish, German and Finnish roots, on my mothers side I have Swedish and Finnish roots.

>>74778494
I read an article about Bergen not long ago, it went something like this:

>What is it with people from Bergen? It clearly is something latin about them

>Ugly letters on historical Bergen building
Protest and demonstrations

>Higher price on toll roads
Massive protest and blockade of traffic

etc. etc. etc.. The writer probably had in mind the french who will protest about everything there is. But the french are more based because they burn tires n shiet. Imagine french conditions in Bergen with burning tires and black smoke lol

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Icelandic, both sides.

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>>74773868
I am Iberian

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>>74773868

>10% Iberian


Uh.

Anyways here is mine.

>>74781094
Definitely, Portugal is not an iberian country.

>>74781147
What?


Porquê meu caralho ?

>>74781250
>22,9% de sangre Ibérica
>Ibero
Joder, anon, hasta un puto andaluz tiene más sangre ibera que tú.

>>74781337

A zona de onde eu venho que era Celta foi invadida por


>Iberos
>Romanos
>Suevos
>Visogodos
>Mouros (embora estes quase nem contem visto que é o norte)
>Vikings

E depois de Portugal se formar ainda levei com

>Espanhois várias vezes
>Franceses (que traziam exércitos de todo o lado)
>Brits (estes últimos dois nas guerras Napoleónicas)


Não tou surpreendido desu.

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waddup mah niggaz

>>74778347
>tfw you will never have high quality olive oil

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>>74781555
also on dnaland I get even more balkan

>>74781518
¿Estás orgulloso de ser un mestizo?; Creía que los portugueses teníais un poquito más de clase o algo más de honor....

>>74781565
Come round, fish-eating brother.

>>74781617
Antes mestizo Europeu do que sangue Mouro desu.

>>74781728
Solo era banter, pero seriamente, ser un mestizo es una mierda

T. 25% ruskie.

>>74781875
>>74781875
All my ancestors were Spanish speakers sucks to be yew

>>74781875

Curiosidade:


Eu tenho aquele resultado mas mesmo assim passo despercebido como Português nativo cá.
(mesmo que seja super pálido e tal).
Acontece o mesmo a ti em Espanha ?

What is the best service/company to use for this?
Actually, come to think of it what are the prices like!

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Wtf why is 23andme so expensive? I only ordered the Ancestry package.
Is there another company that offers this at a lower price?

>>74781926
Nothing wrong about being jew, dude

>>74781934
Algunas veces, me pasa, pero gracias a dios no tengo esa cara que tienes los eslavos. Aunque a simple vista, no parezco muy Español y la gente se ha burlado de mi por eso. De hecho, cuando era pequeño tenía el pelo rubio platino, se me ha oscurecido un poco y ahora es un rubio sucio-castaño claro.

>>74781587
That's not something to be proud of honestly.

>>74782023
>200

It was 100 last I checked.

>>74782026

Eu também tinha o cabelo loiro mas agora é castanho escuro por isso passo melhor um bocado.

>>74782204
>Nunca seremos puros iberos

Ese sentimiento es cruel....

>>74782321
Nem por isso.

Assim tenho banter material para os Lisboetas e Iberos do sul em geral.

>>74782408
De hecho yo soy ibero del sur......

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>>74782204
>149$ for the kit and and 49$ for shipping
JUST

>>74782108
why not?

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>>74782541
>Poder usar o banter IRL contra os amigos

Eu não posso fazer isso.

>>74782558

I mean you're Swiss.

I met 3 or 4 Portuguese who went to Switzerland and told me you guys are loaded so what's the problem.

>>74782567
Do you really want me to go on an anti-Albanian rant?

>>74782596
Hay muchos como yo, incluso hay algunos con la cara eslava tan típica. Lo que pasa cuando los moros estaban tan obsesionados con las eslavas. Aunque la gran mayoría de la gente aquí son marrones y nosotros somos un 2% de los casos, y como son mayoría de gente nos hacen bully y se meten con nosotros. De hecho , tener rasgos blancos en el sur y ser hombre es considerado como algo propio de los maricones......

>>74782771
>albanian
how'd you know? :^)
are they that bad in switzerland? half your football team is made up of albanians so I figure there must be a lot over there

>>74782779
RIP.

>>74782807

Football is a sport for the very VERY low class in the most part.

Hence France, Britain, Portugal, Swiss being filled with Blacks or Arabs or whatever.


It's an escape out of a shitty life.

I figure the same is in Switzerland.

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Just done a budget one.

>>74781555
Gook

>>74773868
White Power!

>>74782023
Family Tree DNA
It's also the best when comparing the features

Dont they sell your data?

>>74785070
How did your german side get to the united states? Did your Nazi grandfather immigrate or your Dad?

My dad has a north africa skin tone with brown-green eyes and he's short, with round face while my mother is pale as fuck, blue eyed, blond but with a rounded face and she's short too, I wanna know so bad what mix I am but it's too expensive

>>74785828
My great grandfather wasn't a Nazi, that was his brother. But his wife had Nazi even though she had a normally Ashkenazi surname.

They both came here before WWI, though.

>>74786098
Where in Spain are your parents from? I've known Catalans, Basques, and Galicians who look like normal German/French people but I know Andalusians who look arab as fuck.

>>74786666
Both are andalusians.
My dad looks kind of arabic kind of the common spaniard (his brother itself looks like the common spaniard so i don't know if I have north-africa ancestry or not)

Anyways the southern spaniard are less white is memeish, it's based in a lot of people being tanned because of the sun.

>>74786871
Did Arabs get pushed out of Spain during the reconquista? Or did some stay and convert?

>>74786871
I have lightish brown hair, blue eyes, and pale skin and a Spanish friend (lives in Barcelona but isn't "ethnically" Catalan) keeps telling me I would fit in and pass for a local easily in Spain.

It's not like you guys are arabs but I call bullshit.

>>74785070
Portuboo?

>>74786913
Some stayed.

Same as Portugal.

But a few, and in the South.

And they weren't Arabs, they were Berbers.
They all look the same to me but apparently they're different.

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>tfw I hesitate buying the kit because I'm afraid of it showing any African ancestry

I'm blonde and blue-eyed, so the chances are very low, but I'm still afraid.

>>74787298
Claro que sim.

>>74787365
Weren't they officially expelled along with the Jews but a few managed to hide out? I've read that people in Iberia have traces of North African DNA but it's so old that people suspect it wasn't from the moors.

Plus there weren't even that many actual moors in Iberia, the ones who were there were just an administrative and military elites and by the time of the reconquista, most muslims in Iberia were descendants of native Iberians who converted.

>>74787487

I'm >>74781094


All though I was blonde as kid I have dark brown eyes and dark brown eyes.


I would be more worried if you're skin tone was darker and your hair curlier.

I'm almost 100% sure you won't have any.

>>74787574
Hair*

ffs.
>>74787502
I've never met a Portuboo.

The worst offender in this case would be:

>Andaluzia and in general Southern Spain

If you converted, they would let you stay.

>Lisbon and Southern Portugal

In Lisbon, Marquês de Pombal let the Old Christians and the New Christians have the same status. You can imagine who the New Christians were. They mixed eventually.

See this for more context https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limpieza_de_sangre

>>74787732
I think I've seen you here before based on your 23andme results. You're from the north, no?

Most of my tuga friends are from Lisbon and Caldas da Rainha, so that's firmly in "moorish" territory but I wouldn't question their whiteness for the most part. If anything, one of them looks stereotypically ashkenazi Jewish.

I'm going to Porto, Caldas, and Lisbon this summer (along with daytrips to nearby towns) so I'll see more of a difference in the local cultures.

>>74785258
>Family Tree DNA
the family finder?

>>74786913
Most of them get pushed out, only a few converted and while we lived together marriage between christians and arabs was prohibited.

>>74787256
>lightish brown hair
common
>blue eyes
mid-common, it's common in southern spain and uncommon in northern spain, in Barcelona it's mid-common
>pale skin
common

¿Your face is rounded or it's square-ish with a pronounced jawline? ¿Are you tall, medium heigh or short? If the answer is rounded and medium heigh or short, im 100% sure you could pass as a local. Spain is whiter than most people think.

>>74787791
Do you look white?

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>>74788241
I don't even know how to describe my face shape, but I'd say my features look Germanic-ish. I'm 170 cm, though, even though muh heritage is mostly German.

I've traveled to Portugal and based on the languages people used with me, I passed for a local 30-60% of the time (depending on where I was) and for most of the rest of the time they thought I was French.

Pic related, it's me.

>>74788271
my phenotype, also genotype whiter than typical southern euros. :d

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This is muh heritage

>>74788598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MmyWUU4Dm8 How typical are people like this in Turkey? I wouldn't question the whiteness of anyone in that video.

>>74788367
You look kind of southern germanic to me, if I had to guess I would have said center france or southern germany.
You could pass as a local in Spain but you don't look like the common spaniard

>>74788696
outside of blacksea
atypical

>>74788367
alpinised nordid
fit in french

any side photo ?

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>26.5% Broadly Northwestern European
seems a scam

>>74788688
Khagan ?
:-DD

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>>74788762
Sounds about right, most Euros who I've met that look like me are French, Bavarian, Swiss, Austrian, and Northern Italian.

My dad's family looks fairly Nordic (typical scandi look but brown hair), and they're Prussian and Hessian. My mom's family is Irish, Bavarian, and Alsatian.

The Spaniards who I've met that look how I do tended to be from Northern regions, especially Catalonia and the Basque country.

>>74788942
pic related

>>74789325
I got similar results but I suspect some of that is from elsewhere in Europe. I compared my 23andme to my Eurogenes and a lot of the results were the same but the "broadly NW Euro" was random other shit from around Europe.

>>74789397
dat jew nose

>>74788159
The South is just more mixed, but you'll still find "normal" people.

Nice, enjoy the trip. Don't miss Guimarães, Braga, nor Viana. Visit Galiza while you're at it, they're basically Northern Tugas speaking Galician.

Also, if you're >>74788367 you could be a local where I'm from but not very common.

You would be treated like a native 99% of the time here, even though it's not a very common look.

>>74789397
wow, not pure nordo alpine, your head index "dolico" and seems like you have little taurid effect.

i am not good at nordid types. :DDd

>>74789657
A lot of people in my high school thought I was jewish.

Ironically, my dad's family had some Nazi sympathizers and SS members in the war.

>>74789657
dats taurid, central european effect.

>>74789325
>yakut

more turkic than me
lol

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>>74789346
>>74789346

>>74790055
whats your nationality ?

>>74790045
my grandma was ukrainian which could be it

>>74789747
I plan on visiting Braga and Guimarães. One of my Caldense friends studies at FCUP and was going to introduce me to some of her classmates and she said that she might join me to Guimarães since she has a friend there.

I would like to visit Galicia, but I only have 4 days/3 nights in Porto. Instead, I'm going to Catalonia.

>Also, if you're >>74788367 (You) you could be a local where I'm from but not very common.

Yep, that's me. I have seen a handful of Nortenhos and Galegos who look like me, but yeah most have more of a typical southern Euro look.

One of my friends in Caldas has a sister who looks stereotypically Irish. Red hair, freckles, light skin, green eyes. Even in touristy parts of Lisbon she doesn't get treated like a tourist, somehow.

Meanwhile the people who worked at the attractions I went to could tell Spaniards and Italians apart from Portuguese just by looking at them.

>>74790192
you mean ethnicity

turkmun hazara

>>74790544
>Meanwhile the people who worked at the attractions I went to could tell Spaniards and Italians apart from Portuguese just by looking at them.

You're just getting used to us and to our "stereotypical looks". I can't tell Scandis apart for example but I bet they can tell each other apart.

Just like I think they are somewhat similar, so do they think of us.

>>74790703
Oh, indeed you are Oghuz Turk.
really good result, i am jealous :D

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>>74789807
I had to google those words. You're saying I have a neanderthal head shape with a little bit of Armenian features?

I actually do have above average neanderthal admixture, but AFAIK no ancestry from the caucasus.

>>74791034
Iberians look different from Italians for sure, but I don't think I could tell a Spanish and Portuguese person apart. If I knew which country they were from, though, I'd probably have a good idea of the region.

Some people have told me I look like very very specific nationalities like Danish or Ukrainian, neither of which I see.

>>74791483
yep, taurid is a father of all hookup noise phenotypes. named from Toros mountain in south anatolia.
Taurids are very near to neanderthal, but there is no taurid in today. The nearest phenotype to taurid, armenoid, also taurid effect found in central europe, italians albanians..

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Most of the world, surprised I didn't get Middle Eastern or North African

>>74792830
Or Oceanian both of which I have cousins who share the heritage. Likey my grandfather has that too in small bits.

Also after European, African haplogroups about 15-20% from that side have East, South and Southeast Asian haplogroups.

>>74792830
You are literally /pol/´s nightmares kek

>>74793094
I got 0.1% oceanian and 99.8% European. It doesn't even make sense, since if it were actual oceanian genes, they would have to be bigger because of when colonial contact started.

>>74793212
Not exactly, Gene inheritance doesn't split evenly every generation.

My families Oceanian ancestry is the same place our Southeast Asian and South Asian heritage comes from: Madagascar.

>>74788229
That's the autosomatic test, yeah

>>74788696
Looks fun

>>74803354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKoOBfw3rQw I only know the song because of this.

>>74788367
>170cm
>cuck face
JUST

>>74812284
even worst is the fact that I'm holding a note to verify my post on r/AmIUgly

The height thing really isn't an issue though since I prefer women from manlet countries.

>>74812648
good luck manletbro
let me cheer you up by saying im 184cm/non-cuck facd and still a virgin at 24 years old

>>74812732
I know someone about your height and he's worse than cuckfaced: he's a neckbeard and going bald early with a terrible personality and no sense of style.

He somehow has a girlfriend, but it's some thai girl he found on culturepals.

>>74812817
>some thai girl he found on culturepals
Anon, we both know he's not a girl

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>giving your DNA to Skynet

>>74773868
not going to bother making a graphic
Breton: 75%
British: 25%

>>74812975
She sent him nudes to confirm it... when she was still 17. He also goes there to fuck her every six months and claims she has a vagina.

I have no idea why he does this, she can't even speak English. Not only that, he's put over $15,000 into this relationship while she seems to "break up" with him every other week.

I don't even know why I still talk to this person.

>>74813047
French bastard.

>>74813111
E kaoc'h e al Gallaoued.