/brit/

gas the middle class

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my coffee machine woke as fuck tho

>sent 45 minutes ago
>last online 12 minutes ago
>not seen
thinking of a 'cide

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>>74771153
alri

>>74771179
Mao and Stalin made an attempt at socialism but failed sweety x
Pretty sure your the person who doesn't even understand the ltv

might move to new zealand and live alone in the mountains stealing sheep from nearby farms to survive

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Last message I ever sent to the oneitis

>>74771183
>caffeine slave
'ck off norman

Love how Australians frantically scurry around, racing each other to make the next thread for their British superiors to make use of.

Can just imagine their spindly little fingers frantically typing out subject lines and them sitting there sweating in the blazing heat of the Australian sun waiting for their internet to upload a small image of a frog. Love it.

Feeling rather worse for wear. Had too much vodka.

Going to have some marmite on toast soon.

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>>74771203
umm they failed because it's impossiblee sweetie

>>74771225
fool it never was delivered
that message wouldn't even exist on her fb

>>74771241
Mug of hot bovril followed by an extra hot Bloody Mary with brekkie does it for my hangovers

>>74771225
type "please respond" for banter

>>74771241
>marmite
dire

>>74771214
May I come?

hate how hot females refuse to acknowledge me

fuck off

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>>74771245
>impossible
Um no sweetie x pic rel not only that but most people agree the black book of communism is wrong

>>74771225
>that virgin vocabulary

>>74771268
That sounds good. Is hot Bovril nice?

Could do with a fry up but don't want to leave the house.

>>74771278
alright but only i get shagging privileges for the stolen sheep

>>74771225
>opening with a question
setting yourself up for failure mate

the internet threatens to break the jewish strangehold on media

>>74771225
that uncoloured checkmark means it was never sent lmao

>>74771225
fuck haha

btw you don't love her at this point its probs just obsession

>>74771292
Spoon of bovril dissolved in a mug of hot water. Sounds grim but there's something about it that's just perfect when you arrive home drunk at night or hungover in the morning.

It's probably just my body craving liquid and salt after all the booze but it's just top notch

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>when u have one too many pints and you become a bit hearing impaired

is it just me lads

pint wanker loves his fucking pints

>>74771225
she never got it mate
are you friends on facebook? it may be one of those 'requested messages' that people rarely check

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>>74771203
>>74771282
do you ever leave /brit/?

swear you're on here all day every day now

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Pakis? No
Pizza? Possibly
Pints? Yes

>>74771278
>>74771214
don't come an inch nearer my country you disgusting pseudo-yank mongoloids

i reckon being a pint man is possible if you start drinking at say 7:00 in the morning and finish at 1 in the morning.

18 hours - a pint an hour + a few hours where you have 2 - you could fairly easily get up to 25 pints in a day without being overly drunk i reckon.

>>74771367
>>74771367
whats funny about this picture

having a lovely cup of tea

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>>74771359
Yeah but she's married and lives in the US now anyway

didn't know a thing about girls back then

>>74771356
pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints

hostrelian internet hohohohoho can't even deliver fooken fb messages

>>74771367
That pizza is still 100% salvageable thanks to the clever chap who thought to put that paper in the box

>>74771367
pizza isn't actually touching the flaw.

>>74771363
>say something retarded
>get btfo
>y-your autistic
I only talk politics when people say dumb shit x intresting how no one conplains about pol posting though

>>74771378
it's alright m8, my dad was kiwi and part maori to boot, i probably have more right to live and fuck sheep there than you do

>>74771337
what the heck is up with bovril

>>74771384
sounds quite comfy 2bh lol

>>74771229
Looks like Tim with tits

>>74771384
>25

amateur. a REAL pintman can easily put away well over 30 pints a day

>>74771281
Currently messaging 5 different attractive girls (and no not on Tinder). 3 of them have boyfriends but still wabt to message me all the time. Shagged two of them recently and they still message me and haven't told their boyfriends. One of them said she can "multitask". Absolutely dire girls can't believe they think I'd use them for anything other than sex after that

>>74771337
I'm trying to cut down on coffee at work... Tried tea but it makes me nauseous after a few. Might have to try Bovril.

>>74771384
i dont think people get drunk from pints. they just get gassy, sick and experience the placebo effect such as with yanks kegging light beer

>>74771384
you'd be fucked by midday

>>74771384
lmao... i'm only at 5x500ml pints a day

but i drink it all within 1 hour

bit sad don't u think

>>74771412
You spackers probably have a shit clone of it made by some yank company and laced with sugar, much like vegemite

>>74771427
lmao whitey btfo

>>74771202
ค ว ย
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ย

>>74771424
30 is admittedly more difficult because you're going to have to have a few more hours where you drink 2.

>>74771409
what do you define as "/pol/posting"
there's actually not many Nazis in /brit/ and if people talk about da joooz it's usually tongue in cheek

being right-of-centre is not being /pol/ btw

>>74771442
we don't have it at all


it sounds disgusting like drinking warm beef stock

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>>74771384


Better men than us have tried and succeeded

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>>74771450
rude

>have to put subtitles on some films because Americans mumble and I can't always understand them

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>>74771427

THAILAD

you don't love pints if you can't down 20-30 on an average weeknight, 30-40 on the weekend and 50+ on a bank holiday

t. loves pints

>>74771457
>being right-of-centre is not being /pol/ btw
Never said that but alri' pol posting is posting pol shit on here. I don't even normally post about politics in here sweety x

>>74771479
what?

>>74771466
Beef stock is delicious you maggot. Never speak to me again unless it's to grovel at my feet with an apology for existing. Worm.

>>74771439
>5-6 pints
>fucked

>>74771472
fuck off nonce

>>74771427
let's not forget create and enforce the convention of human rights

MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE

>>74771477
>one thing affects us and our lives
>the other doesn't

hmm, pondering on this

>>74771435
Imagine getting drunk off Guinness, your stomach would probably explode

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>>74771477
>Ethnomasochism

>>74771491
Thats her boyfriend if I remember

>>74771520
>it's alright if it doesn't affect me

i still play pokemon go

got a pichu hatched from an egg and recently evolved it to a pikachu

what is the alcohol content of a "pint?"

>>74771491
this just shows they don't mean the 'ooga booga i'm hiding in the bushes about to pounce on you at the bus stop' rape. they mean the 'we flirted and you got cold feet during or afterwards rape'

>>74771530
nah that's the boyfriend

>>74771534

4-5%

>>74771534
5% if you're one of the cool kids

>>74771506
buff

>>74771495
fuck off you nonce

>>74771506
'nce

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>>74771532
basically, yeah

Must be mental to be a yank and realise your grandchildren are all gonna be mixed race

>>74771477
White people donate billions to Third World Countries every year

>>74771532
>white people please save the world!

Hate whites
Love blacks
not racist just don't like em simple as

>>74771506
isn't that that girl that was on dr phil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkmOnEFCyI0
striking resemblance tbquiteh

>>74771506
not even trying to creep but how does a barely teenage girl have breasts so big? no way they're implants right?

I have a confession to make, lads. Bulgarian dark beer is literally shit-tier. Do not ever drink it if you come here on vacation.

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What age would you lads guess this lady is?

>>74771506
>>74771555
How old is she? Great chebs

>>74771573
>having children ever being a remote possibility

you dont know where you are do you?

*enters the thread*

heh, so this is /brit/? heh...

got a sore back and feel like an old woman

will someone help me to stand up, dears?

>>74771576
>it's unrealistic to ask not to treat third worlders like shit
kys yank
>>74771568
Can tell you haven't read stirner he was anti capitalist

>>74771576
>white people please help races you enslaved through imperalism and colonialism

>>74771594
>>74771609
13

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>new paki family moving in next door


Welp, there goes the neighbourhood.

>>74771411
my mum's welsh and my dad's kiwi, get anywhere near my sheep and I'll tear you in half cunt

>>74771594
15-16 western (23-24 normal white adjusted)

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>>74771549
>>74771609
13

>>74771594
>>74771609
she's like 13 years old

>>74771594
face young. 18 but tats, tits and chebs say 27

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMHygHL-obQ

Thailad is a turbo runtlet

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>>74771629
How can you get tits like that when you're 13?

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>>74771626
Why are you such a cuck though?

>>74771663
>>74771645
>>74771641
proofs???

>>74771663
mones in food and drinks

>>74771623
>Can tell you haven't read stirner he was anti capitalist
doesn't matter, the core of his egoism belief can be used to defend capitalism if it's in my self interest

It should be legal to fuck underage girls who have tits over a C cup

>>74771674
>being a good person = being a cuck
This is a Christian socialist board sweety x

>>74771623
>youre treating third worlders badly just by existing!

>>74771674
at least he doesn't shill for the surveillance state

>>74771630
Where do you live?

>>74771663
I literally just asked that. I've heard that if a girl is sexually active when just barely entering pubery, it could make a girls hormones go haywire and her breasts get huge. thats why popular girls in school always had the most grown bodies. then again, maybe her mom cosigned for implants? idk man

>>74771683
wat

>>74771680
http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/danielle-bregoli-age-in-2017-128650/photos/danielle-bregoli-cash-me-outside2-238802

>>74771701

Dorset

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>>74771680
taken last month

>>74771710
hormone-stimulating agents and shit

>>74771710
Oestrogen in the water supply is causing puberty to occur sooner and boys to be more girl-like :3

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lmao so true

74771695
>putting words in my mouth
Yanks? Not a fan

>>74771527
I have, and it does. Nine pints of Guinness is murder.

>>74771687
what if it's just an obese 5 year old

>>74771687
premarital sex should be illegal

and in the interest of deflecting any accusations of rasheedism, i'd like to take this opportunity to express my love for pints

>make an argument to help people (not that I should even need to do this)
>typical right winger:
>AHAHAHAHA KEK OMG XD XD
>WHY SHOULD I CARE IT DOESNT EFFECT ME XD XD

seriously lads

>>74771594
Her breasts are 34B

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*jumps up and down*

some girls just develop earlier and faster than others

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>>74771710
chemicals in the water turning our frogs gay bud

it's not a pretty sight

scared of pain lads

don't know what I would do in the case or kidney stones or summat. Maybe weed would help

>>74771732
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL CUZ #nahimweak

>>74771726
proofs??

>>74771721
this would also make her tummy fat

fuck off nonces

can you use a tobacco pipe to smoke weed? asking for a friend

>>74771746
stop virtue signalling you daft twat, if you want to help people go help at a soup kitchen or donate to charity, don't force society to be nice collectively just because you individually want to feel nice about yourself

>>74771726
I hope this is true

cash me ouside how bout dat? *hits the whip*

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>>74771692
>>74771626

>>74771762
drink lemon juice and they will never be a problem.

>>74771756
yeah and some just develop d cup tits while maintaining a thin waist at 13 years old

>>74771788
>implying I don't already

don't assume sweetie xx

>>74771758
why'd he say mones instead of 'mones, the stupid bastard

>>74771746
>make an argument that the evil white man enslaved the world centuries ago
>claim it's all our responsibility and we should feel guilty.
Is more the problem. You can advocate for helping people without laying down the white guilt trip you know?

>>74771756
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

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2000 word essay due monday (that I haven't started) and yet I'm watching the third pirates of the caribbean movie

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started playing league of legends again

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>>74771714
haven't laughed so hard as when I was watching that video and after she calls the audience a 'bunch of hoes' they just start clapping

>>74771803
kek

my humble apologies Saint Lisicki

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What did she mean by this?

>>74771797
>That x axis

Makes u fink

>>74771655

quite strange. that was filmed in 2007 but aside from the camera quality I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was filmed today. not a massive difference in fashion and that

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who /Atheist/ here

>>74771787
are you fucking thick?

tim needs to be sectioned ASAP

>>74771788
Charity does nothing it merely makes them dependant on charity
>feel nice
Not about that you cretin
>>74771797
Yet most Africans are poor makes you think right? Most African leaders can't even lead because they never got a good education

anyone seen the new GotG?

there's a showing in 2 hours. worth a watch?

who is Barbara Ann Peskowitz

>>74771840
ah yes fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>74771797
Are African people's lives twice as good as before colonialism though in human terms?

Maybe they have higher crop yields, but they also now have problems like indebtedness to monsanto.

>>74771843
>conor mcgregor
lmao really? hes a great atheist philosopher?

>>74771851
let's for the purposes of this discussion say that i am indeed thick, how would you answer my question?

>>74771818
I solved that problem by hosting my own wiki and copy-pasting all the lectures. Then when I had an essay assignment I'd just CTRL+F the keywords they tasked us with and write the essay in a few hrs.

Felt good. Too bad tfw brained and did this during the final year.

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just been faxed this gloomy portent

who here /Deism/

>>74771755

Stop it you nonce

>>74771824

>playing videos games past the age of 16

state of ya lad

>>74771755
More

>>74771858
meet you at the vue at the edinburgh omnicentre in 20 minutes

me wearing the headphones

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494504781076.webm

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>>74771870


Xtian runts need HEEMing too

>>74771805
didn't even mention race once.

>>74771824
Level? Role?

>>74771857
>Charity does nothing it merely makes them dependant on charity
literally same can be said about foreign aid

>Not about that
yes it fucking is

>tfw standards are so low that tinder flags me as a bot

>>74771860

*throws my three year old LG G3 at the back of your head*
prick

>>74771843
is conor mcgregor even an atheist? have never heard him say anything faith-related

the spongebob chicken meme is quite funny
better than any recent original content ive seen on other boards really

>>74771910
>tfw too ugly for tinder so I deleted it

>>74771903
>using PoF

STATE of you my lad

>>74771840
>not a massive difference in fashion and that
yeah maybe if you're a complete and utter fucking runt

>>74771884
I would stop but I have no other things to do really
>>74771899
I was gold 3 when I stopped. Usually jungle or adc

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>>74771897
>didn't even mention race once.
>>74771626

>>74771843
notice how all of them are unattractive

>>74771805
>enslaved the world centuries ago

To be honest even when a lot of these countries were decolonised they were kept in exploitative trading relationships with their former colonial masters. Similarly they were unfairly forced to bear the brunt of the washington consensus. Similarly they are unfairly treated in organisations like the WTO, as compared with the US when you consider things like agricultural subsidies. It's not as simple as 'centuries ago'.

We buy goods from developing countries that support these exploitative relations, for example conflict minerals from the congo or sweatshop stuff from china. We should be conscious about that.

>>74771932
I'm partial to sopa

>>74771873
shan't be answering, I'll let you work it out

>>74771897
Hmmm
>>74771626
>>74771477

>>74771903


>Luton

No worries there love

>>74771843

Only recognise mcgregor le trash man and gervais no clue who anyone else is

would like to finger thailad up his ricehole

>>74771900
Yes which is why we should help them improve permanently

>>74771746
>le if we just help people
Grow up you fucking child

>hilarious how much the manchildren of the 'dit sperg out when you say anything negative about video games

>>74771824
I'm shit that those sort of games but I don't get why people play LoL over dota. Everything about dota seems better.

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I never thought my life could be

Anything but standard bennies

But suddenly I begin to see

A bit of good luck for me

'Cause I've got a Christmas tenner

I've got a bokkle o' Bacardi in my eye

I never had a chance to shine

Never a happy song to sing

But suddenly half of poundshop is mine

What an amazing thing

'Cause I've got a Christmas tenner

It's ours, Mam!

I've got a golden Lambrini in the fridge

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barmcake

>>74771203
Reminder you were voted the most annoying poster on /brit/

>>74771960
nah fuck off

they can sort themselves out

how is the EPL so boring. the last few years the winner has stayed top since like the start of the season . when are we going to get some leap frogging

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

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>>74771953
>>74771946
unironically not related to the argument and even if I did, an you not see how western europeans are still benefiting from colonialism today?

>>74771948

whats sunny beach like lad you been?

need my daily dose of tim

>>74771950
>We buy goods from developing countries that support these exploitative relations
Right so lets put sanctions on them, that'll fix it.

>>74771952
m8 i'm just not sure ok

i know they have the same basic function but something in the back of my head tells me that weed and tobacco pipes are differentiated from each other for more than stylistic reasons

>grow up you fucking child
The Irish NEET weighs in with a spectacular display

Did I vote leave in the EU referendum? Yes.

Do I order takeaways regularly? Yes.

Do I own a 4chan pass? Yes.

Do I want to shemale femdom? Yes.

Do I wear the same 3 pairs of socks despite owning 20+ pairs? Yes.

Do I get pissed to numb certain pains I'm feeling? Yes.

Have I ever fisted my arse? Yes.

Do I rate Pogba? No I do not.

>>74772027
spare the rod...

>>74772020
When did you become a SJW?

>>74772022
lots of bulgarian gorillas and drunk slags looking 4 sloppy sex

don't be an annoying anglo fuccboii otherwise you'll get your skull caved in

>>74771940
It's the only dating site I know that you can browse without making a profile

*sparks zoot*

business idea: call tim "dim tim"

>>74772017
My team is no longer a part of it, so I guess it doesn't matter to me

dont understand why someone would be opposed to helping other people
dont you want other people to have it a little bit better? not by doing some international scale stuff but by slowly helping here and there

>>74772040
Dumb phoneposter

Why the fuck is King Arthur being shown in 3D lmao?

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>>74772040
how is it femdom if it's a man?

>>74772043
>talking about problems is being an sjw

>>74772050
More like dim sum

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

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>>74772040
>Do I wear the same 3 pairs of socks despite owning 20+ pairs? Yes.
TELL ME WHY

>>74772020
who gives a fuck really

>>74772057
no. faggots who don't want help deserve every ounce of what they get.

>>74771892

this happened to me in class one time and everyone was looking at me when i looked up

I like Orange Is The New Black's version of a prison riot. They're not making out like the convicts are all misunderstood geniuses, everyone panics and acts like a retard or a child.

It's nice.

My theory about what happens when you die, is that nothing happens, you just die.

But millions of years in the future they will have found a way to bring people back from the dead, and create true immortality, and not just for those around in the future, but by using either time travel, or an advanced method of gene collection that to us in this present time is utterly incomprehensible, they will be able to resurrect everybody who has ever lived, and the entirety of humanity will live throughout however much of the universe we will have discovered, and at that point existence will be complete and utter utopian bliss, because technology that prevents any kind of negative phenomena that humans can experience both physically and mentally will have been created.

When I die I fully expect to just wake up millions of years in the future and be greeted by both everyone I've ever loved and all those who's job it is to welcome us into the future.

We will have created a man made heaven.

>>74772019
Tim is harmless. You don't section someone unless they're a danger

>>74772057
I already said I'm not opposed to charity and volunteering

leave my taxes alone though

hey lads rate this fart

*toot*

does anyone here actually watch hentai?

how can you get turned on by cartoon females?

>>74771384
>a pint an hour
El oh el. It takes an hour for 1 unit to leave your body. Enjoy being slightly tipsy. I'm probably the fastest drinker on /brit/ I've ruined my esophagus from necking now I can drink beer without it hurting my throat - drink about 6 pints an hour and I'm not exaggerating

>>74772027
Not sanctions, but we should demand as consumers that companies do not help facilitate unfair working conditions or suppliers that are aiding conflict.

Our government can help us in doing so, but we as consumers also have the ability to demand things like this.

>>74771857
>Charity does nothing it merely makes them dependant on charity
it depends on what kind of charity.

white students going there to teach and build a school is of the give a man a fish variety.

bureaucrats building schools, and a college that employs niggers is of the teach them how to fish variety

but you can't do the second one with the present policy frameworks in shithole countries because it just gets torn down as soon as we leave

>>74772054
>my team
alri moyes

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>>74772084
Yeah, good luck with that

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>>74772090
Yes because they're good looking desu

>>74772082
(with music, not pornography - it was kind of a weird song tho)

>>74772045
Why would you bother browsing a dating site without a profile?

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>he PAYS to use 4chan

>>74772043
I have a theory:

Marxist professor encourages fit girls to influence people like lisicki to become gommies.

>>74772086
>a runt defending another runt

IMAJUN MOI SHOK

*rates pogba when no one is looking*

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>a pint an hour

>El oh el. It takes an hour for 1 unit to leave your body. Enjoy being slightly tipsy. I'm probably the fastest drinker on /brit/ I've ruined my esophagus from necking now I can drink beer without it hurting my throat - drink about 6 pints an hour and I'm not exaggerating

>>74772119
Haven't taken a picture of myself yet desu

>>74772066
you and him are literally ranting about social justice, about doing the morally right thing because it would make you feel nice about yourselves

you're no different from christfags in how you circlejerk how moral you are

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>>74772122
the fucking state

>read Marx out of curiosity
>agree with him
>dude your being brainwashed by your professor

>>74772129
prem passing kang

pretty slick dribbling against Celta as well

Love a bit of cold water extracted codeine

>>74772137
Embarrassing

Cats farted and it fucking stinks

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Rate him

Getting my daily dose of MrRepzion and PMrants lads

>>74772097
It's a noble sentiment but this is the way the world works. It's probably more extreme in places like China than most countries we had a colonial past with anyway.

>>74772126
what a disastrous post

tried to use two gimmicks with all the grace of a drunk elephant in a china shop, utterly failed and fallen flat on your face

begone from my sight

stop killing the mandem

business idea: transplant the Himalayas onto the west coast of the south island, unbalancing the whole sordid island and sending all of the little runtoids flying into the tasman sea

>>74772169
don't care

>>74772155
Why is it embarrassing, I'm due a haircut, I'll take one after.

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>>74772148
>agree with him
Even the outright racism?

>>74772161
*abstains*

been using the 'seek a lot recently

>>74772148
>agree with something written 150 years ago
>that must mean I'm and everyone else is wrong

business idea: kill the mandem

>>74772190
But he's not

>>74772169
i think the proper expression is bull in a china shop pal

>>74772190
ahhhh yes agreeing on a doctrine means you have to agree with everything the author wrote
another fine post from the 20 something nerd who fleed europe to live in his stinky poo south east monkey hole

Think there's a mouse or a rat in the ceiling, lads

Can hear movement

>>74772190
she'd be really good looking if her jaw wasn't so aerodynamic

Woman in town with a suitcase full of those fidget spinner things and she's trying to flog them to passers by

Fucking bizarre

>>74772154
just googled cold water extraction to see how it's done:

>Another thing I always do: I actually do not drink the resulting filtrate. Instead, I make sure I use a minimal ammount of water, so that I can suck up the filtrate in a needle-less syringe and take it rectally.

>Asia was colonised very thoroughly
>Now a rapidly growing part of the world, booming industry and trade, all because Asians got their shit together and fixed their countries themselves
>Africa was colonised thoroughly
>Africans are still acting like savages and their countries are still shit

hmm made me think

>>74772198
literally no-one is saying everyone else is wrong

literally only you are.

take a look in the mirror kid

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How is he so based lads?

>>74772198
Well you are lad you don't even understand the LTV

>>74772020
Yeah, we sure are benefiting with all those social programs we have to pay for and the rampant crime committed by immigrants :^)

>>74772217
EXCELLENT post

>>74772219
this the place where the roommates put your chicken in the fridge/ fucked the oven?

settling well into my new abode, though wish there was a little more legroom

>>74772198
better to believe other people are wrong than to think truth is subjective and everyone can be correct

>>74772217
very good post

>>74772249
maybe then give them wages they deserve and not exploit the shit out of them

gotta go pick my mate up to go the barbers but struggling to be arsed

lmao said "how are ya champ" to the neighbour but I don't think the cunt heard me

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who /Dead Inside/ here?

>>74772255

heLP

>>74772214
Look it up, he said some pretty mean things about Jews too.
>>74772217
>All applications of his theories have ended in outright failure.
heh

>>74772216
bull in a china shop implies some sort of aggression rather than just pure stupidity and clumsiness so I adapted it

>>74772240
If you agree with the labour theory of value then everyone else is wrong, read a fucking book

>>74772266
>>74772266

tinder date tonight lads. shitting myself already. going to have to start drinking to kill the nerves soon

>>74772208

Business idea: stop you

>>74772167
>It's probably more extreme in places like China than most countries we had a colonial past with anyway.

Not sure where you got that Idea, India and Nigeria are pretty brutal places when it comes to resource extraction.

>It's a noble sentiment but this is the way the world works
>nice idea but let's not do anything about it

you're such a twat
>LET'S ENABLE THE SURVEILLANCE STATE
>take small steps to help fight exploitation? no no no too much work.

>>74772311
Kek he's talking about the religion hes an ethnic jew

>>74772154
howd you do it? feels good ay

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>Uh dUdE LoOk aT Me iM LiViNg iN ThAiLaNd aNd i FuCk LiTtLe bOyS

>>74772300
this in auckland? sounds fucking dire

>>74772359
I been quiet but this meme is albeist, in case you didn't realize.

>>74772296
i'm transitioning from dead inside to transcendent tbx

pints help a lot too

>>74771818
fuckiiiing oath hello perthlad

>>74772787
sydney la
you watching it on 7?

Doing a last post