/brit/

was just about to make a new myself

my edition was better

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1000 Year Tory Reich

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sophie

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>>74769793

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g=10
sinx=x

>>74769803
>dat pic

absolute fucking banter

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>>74769765
_____ ___ ______
>>74769752
applying modern psychological definitions to 6th century religious figures is yank tier posting

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45 hours 52 minutes until work

>>74769799
>being happy about the woman who is putting surveillance onto the nation

You know banks, employers, letting agents, nhs, education services (higher and schools), isps and websites ate all legally required to share your personal information with the home office?

You know there is a long list of random government departments with full access to your internet history? not just security ones but also things like the DWP and Food Standards Agency

The level of state surveillance is comparable to east germany.

you can call the EU tyrants, but you needn't look so far.

thailad talking like he knows the coke market lmao

a £40 gram usually weighs 0.4g, this is standard procedure

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alri thailad

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came down with the ol' tonsilitis lads

>>74769841
>8am start

absolute state of you

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>>74769853
alri

homosexuality is a sin, but it is also legal

We are living in a post-morality state and as such I feel completely justified in euthanising the disabled, elderly and infirm.

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>>74769841
>need work to survive
>survive only to work

>>74769826
not really

i could apply my modern dick to ur mum and it wouldn't be yank tier

>it's a females sit around me in the library episode

cant tell if this means im good looking or something lol

>>74769864
>sin
>objective morality
Nice spooks nerd

Working from home on wednesdays really breaks up my week lads

>>74769841
love this gimmick

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>>74769821

>>74769848
In all seriousness that's all shit and I don't support it.
>>74769851
I haven't bought coke in about 8 years, I'm not talking like I know anything.

Bit worried that conservatives will have too much power, lads

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>>74767536
>mfw I inherited a Zone 2 house

Thanks nan!

>>74769896
>In all seriousness that's all shit and I don't support it.
yet you're encouraging people to vote for it.

>>74769864
I agree
why do we pretend as if these morals matter to us if we're just going to pick and choose what's convenient at the time anyway?

>>74767536
reads like it's written by some left wing "comedian" knobhead who appears on BBC panel shows

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Birdcucks are waking up

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>boss gave me work to do over the weekend

>it's a 6/10 females acknowledge me but any female 8/10+ refuse to acknowledge me episode

>>74769908
I'm not encouraging anybody to do anything. There's no alternative this election. I don't think anyone wants Corbyn negotiating Brexit.

>>74769897
Other parties should be less retarded then shouldn't they

>>74769941
walk towards them and introduce your self

jdimsa

>>74769929
me on the far right with my mutt

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When you're alone but life is making you worry you can always go

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZBlqcbpmxY
mornin boys

>>74769965
UP TOWN GIRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsF0BoJSeqA

>this is the story of...

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1. Hapa
2. White
3. Asian

>>74769942
>There's no alternative this election
YOU KEEP ON SAYING THIS and NEVER justify it

please do not say this, it's false. There is always an alternative.

Corbyn is not the only alternative, and May is not necessarily the best negotiator, please take your head out of the dailymail please I beg you.

>>74769878
>>74769878
It means girls need to sit down too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMrNDnU6PPk

used to love this track when i was 16

got told to bog off in sports direct carpark

there's a qt female sitting near by right now 2bh

has a really qt jew nose and really nice glowing skin

>>74770004
>library is empty
>2 different females
>choose to sit relatively close to me either side

hmmm

>>74769993
I'm being realistic, Labour is in shambles and the Lib Dems aren't even the biggest yellow party. We both know what the result is going to be regardless so it's not even worth arguing about.

>>74770012
0121 special

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLONl4cNc

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got monday and tuesday off as holiday next week

>>74770036
Why do you care? You live in Thailand now and are going to marry a Thai woman

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yeah mate girl sits vaguely near you in a library? means she's gagging for it

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bit the inside of my bottom lip bad and now this

she started talking to herself and then I looked at her and then she looked at me then i looked away

why am I so fucking beta REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74770049
>Why do you care about your home?
https://youtu.be/omXvnvhclMw

business idea: build an exact replica of the WTC, crash a airplane into it and stream it worldwide

if it collapses, 9/11 was real
if it doesn't, Washington burns

>>74770036
Just because labour are in shambles and the lib dems haven't been doing well in the past, doesn't mean we cannot change it.

The tories are a tyranny. They're constantly banning shit and levying surveillance over society. Brexit negotiations will be carried out in the favour of massive multinationals under them.

We need to moderate them. Even if tories win, the margin should not be too great lest they continue with this authoritarianism.

would like a gf (bf)

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yeah haha jay off inbetweeners legend mate ahah

Alien Covenant was shit lads.

>>74770041
did not know these lads were from brum until now

>>74769841
weeekend RUINED as soon as I see one of these posts, just spend the rest of it full of dread and anxiety. At least I made it to Saturday morning this time.

Last week saw one at 6:15pm on the Friday...rest was a write-off.

euthanasia now and on demand forever

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A Neapolitan, a Roman, and a Milanesi walk into a coffeehouse...

>>74770083
>muh heritage

You are Thai now

I'm awake and watching pokemon now

Gave my dad the chocolates

Can you actually become a priest online in 15 minutes like in American sitcoms?

>>74770110
they're from handsworth. mate of mine went to school with one of their sons or something.

Don't reply to it

>>74770114
>Last week saw one at 6:15pm on the Friday...rest was a write-off.
That was me haha
got next week off work though so still 214 hours left of freedom

>>74770114
Saturday is fine because at least I have one long sleep in for sunday morning, but the whole of Sunday for me is just full of dread at the prospect of another 5 days of work. Fucking hate it

>>74770141
Nobody did you fuck nugget. Stop acknowledging it

Haven't had a wank in two days lads

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFPT*

>>74770130
You can become a minister. It takes years to be a Catholic priest
>the absolute state of protestantism

>>74770126
what ep of pokemon you watching?

>>74770088
You're going to have to fight it after the fact I imagine. Post Brexit nothing is beyond repeal.
>>74770123
:O

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>she started talking to herself and then I looked at her and then she looked at me then i looked away

why am I so fucking beta REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74770156
You were saying? >>74770166

i wish i had a job

>>74770161
It's all the same God right? Why do Catholics take so much extra time? Or do they spend those years teaching you to suppress you homosexual and paedophilic urges?

Reminder I have a credit limit of £4,500

>>74770166
It's a Sun & Moon episode

They all seem kinda the same so far
Ash screwing about at the school

I make no bones in admitting that women find me sexually irresistible.

>>74770183
>trip fag talking to another tripfag

Who fucking cares, you should have them both filtered anyway

>>74770167
Seriously mate. You're living in their country and you're obviously putting Britain first. Stop being a shitty immigrant and assimilate into Thai culture.

>>74770187
No you actually have to learn scripture, history and how to be a pillar of the community

Saxon FILTH

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>>74770167
>You're going to have to fight it after the fact I imagine. Post Brexit nothing is beyond repeal.

leaving Brexit's negotiation to the elitist cabal is risky enough. We need to stem tory influence now.

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Off t'beer shop for some Cloudwater dankness lads

>>74769898
FOB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjLBtMpXRPQ

Imagine if you actually had to go to school in America

>>74770219
>beer in a can
Disgusting

>>74769851
No it doesn't. Every gram I've got has been 1 gram on the dot maybe 0.9. Tested purity and all.
>paying 40 quid for coke
You must be getting bath salts, that's too cheap for coke.
I pay 60 quid a gram for peru flake

What's a popular British slang that you would NEVER understand unless you're British?

>>74770180
scorcher of a post

>>74770157
*wanks you off*

>>74770204
Montenegro will be incorporated into the caliphate

>>74770201
We run this general

>>74770253
Nick

Means steal

Reference to an EastEnders character

>>74770249
paki nonce bastard

>>74770253
Last week I would have said nonce, but I recently found out that's originally from the USA. So now I'm not sure

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>>74770219

>>74770251
I'm talking about standard procedure for street deals round here
I don't sniff gear you feen

>>74770249
>cheaper to ship
>better gas-seal
>no chance of UV skunking


?? you spastic

>>74770238
what a bunch of utter twats

>>74770249
nonce

>>74770271
Bit gay

>watch British TV show
>there are bottles of liquor in the Indian corner store
>watch American TV show
>there are bottles of liquor at the gas station
Apparently it's just in Canada where you can't buy 70cl of vodka the same place you buy a candy bar.

>>74770253
ﭑ ﭒ ﭓ ﭔ ﭕ ﭖ ﭗﭘ ﭙ ﭚ ﭛ ﭜ ﭝ ﭞ ﭟﭠ ﭡ ﭢ ﭣ ﭤ ﭥ ﭦ ﭧﭨ ﭩ ﭪ ﭫ ﭬ ﭭ

banned from making posts on /tv/ lads

>>74770208
If I were arguing about Thai politics on a Thai website Thais would complain that it were none of by business because I am a foreigner.
>>74770211
I just don't see you having much luck with that. Next election might see it become a important issue if things get bad enough. I just don't feel as if most people give a shit about being spied on.

>>74770238
always skip girl fights on worldstar compilations tbqh

>>74769872
That's capitalism for you

>>74770249
haha no bro it's fully sick!
here have a bud light *throws it to you*

>>74770284
I am talking about street gear. Where do you live?

>>74770285
Draught >>>>>>> bottle >>>>>> yeast from Susan Boyle's prehistoric Scottish minge >>>>> can

>>74770253
كُتِبَ عَلَيْكُمُ الْقِتَالُ وَهُوَ كُرْهٌ لَّكُمْ ۖ وَعَسَىٰ أَن تَكْرَهُوا شَيْئًا وَهُوَ خَيْرٌ لَّكُمْ ۖ وَعَسَىٰ أَن تُحِبُّوا شَيْئًا وَهُوَ شَرٌّ لَّكُمْ ۗ وَاللَّهُ يَعْلَمُ وَأَنتُمْ لَا تَعْلَمُونَ

>>74770253
some yorkshire ones
addle some brass - earn money, teemin it down - raining hard, where there's muck there's brass - an aphorism, nesh - cold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScELaXMCVis

>>74770301
We sell beer in places you can only get to or from by driving. It's great logic.

>>74770306
how long?

still serving my yearlong /an/ ban

>>74770316
commie bastard

>>74770272
we are so central to the plot of /brit/.

idk why people refuse to acknowledge this

>>74770238
imagine actually taking the time to watch that

>>74770303
this translates to ٱ sn sn sn sn pips PPP PPP c c c c U U U á á ṭhṭh U v v v t v t RSS

i'm absolutely howling for some reason

>>74770310
>most people don't give a shit so you shouldn't

nah m8, if people don't give a shit, people need to be informed that they should be giving a shit. your cuck attitude is how tyrannies become established.

I'm trying to keep /brit/ informed of the risks of just giving it away to the tories.

My Mum sniffs from her nose all the time because she knows it annoys me, blows it too and I can always hear the sound of literally no snot when she is blowing it.
Is this psychopathic?

>>74770301
you can in Quebec and Alberta
Ontario started selling alcohol in a few markets recently

>>74770336
Rude sweetie x

>>74770301
we have alcohol delivery services too

intense hangover

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>>74770332

just 3 days for posting:

>yeah I'm just not really into weed, but it's not that big of a dea-
OH WHAT'S THE MATTER PUSSY? ARE YOU A LITTLE BABY BITCH? YOU STUPID FUCK? ARE YOU JUST A LITTLE PUSSY BITCH WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING? OH NO YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT? FUCK YOU, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHOW. FUCKING PUSSY. FUCK OFF

---

> still serving my yearlong /an/ ban

for what?

>>74770253
see: most cockney rhyming slag
https://youtu.be/73d6h_go7QI

>>74770321
Very convincing argument there.

do NOT respond.

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Oh yes Nigel, a packet of crisps and a buckfast it is my very respected customer.

>190 munterface is bonding with a paki rapist tranny
Has he no self respect?

>>74770349
my dad does the same with chewing really loudly and sniffing

alRIGHT

>>74770349
Mine does this too and now I've started doing it, not even sure why :/

>>74770368
>rapist
what? when?

>>74770349
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121104145205AAA9X57

we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

>talking about "females" like you're an old man talking about pigeons

>>74770366
ya junkie bastard!

>obscuro kwaito vinyl is £70 on discogs

J U S T

People that do limited-run represses should be lynched.

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https://youtu.be/zPCUhkZvExQ
>YOU FACKING BLACK CUNTS

>>74770390
fairly sure he raped his sister or something

>>74770012
ravinder

>>74770348
>so you shouldn't
>your cuck attitude
not at all, like I said, I'm deeply against a surveillance state. I'm simply being realistic. Small government and minimal law (no harm, loss or fraud) is the way forward.

>>74770395
scum

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>>74770360
>for what?
alleged that cats are superior to dogs

>>74770414
How do you lads know?

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Latest iteration lads, is tasty as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXrnzOrZmmw

tune..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgN0P-fqBkk


Watching this closely.

>>74770409
ah yes that child will have a successful life

>>74770395
Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth

Couple of men who look 35+ talking about their uni gfs

she literally just rolled a cig in like 6 seconds

she's pretty hot tbf

>>74770360
just a few shitposting offenses about tigers

mods there rule with iron fists

just realized I'm on a different IP here, think I'll get back to it

>>74770409
once accidentally ended up near the millwall stadium. grimmest place i've been to in london.

>>74770449
nathan from corrie?

>>74770360
Dude Buzz Aldrins Chaturbate lmao.

>>74770432
That actually looks really nice from the colour.

>>74770428
but they are

>>74770428
>those indoor v. outdoor cat flame wars

just shoved a benzo down my bellend

>>74770428
Cats are psychopathic and could never back you up in a fight

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Can literally see this girl's arse through her trousers

She's got a tattoo on her right cheek

>taking creepshots of random girls bums in town to post on 4chan
Never thought I'd fall this low

>>74770463

Isle of Dogs doesn't have a patch on Elephant and Castle, Bow or Tower Hamlets

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>>74770418
>not at all, like I said, I'm deeply against a surveillance state.

>constantly post about how great it is theresa is going to win and encouraging people to vote tory

Been out the country for 2 weeks

Can't explain how good it was to get out of the news cycle for that period of time

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>Cats are psychopathic and could never back you up in a fight

>>74770365

>>74770505
tower hamlets isn't that grim because its getting gentrified

elephant and castle is grim af
south bermondsey (milwall) is grim

>>74770432
Looks like a reddit beer

>>74770527
elephant is being gentrified too...just gonna be boring glass towers, generic bars with contrived 'upcycled' furniture, and Prets

RIP Corsica smdh tbqh

>>74770432
kinda looks like orange juice and i do NOT like orange juice

mouse: me
lizard: adulthood

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494668668386.webm

>>74770527

Tower Hamlets is literally, fucking LITERALLY, the most poverty stricken place in the UK (45%).

Packed with pakis as well, lived in Limehouse last year, never again.

I learnt last night that my girlfriend gave a blowjob to her tutor just because he asked, supposedly for the fear of getting a bad grade in her A levels. She even told me the details(he made her stay after class). Still thinking about it tb.h, she says it's more common than I think and it's only 5 minutes for a good reward. Just doesn't sit well with me, maybe I'm a naive twat i don't know

abeen getting NO fuckign sleep lately, entire body aches
reckon i'm on a caffeine withdrawal too

*looks in the other direction when you say hi*

need a wonk

>>74770503
did this once and the flash was on and I got beat up by like 3 men

>>74770557
nice saw this on the 'book

>>74770563
*holds your hand*

>>74770557
would love to watch the whole thing of this

redpill me on gentrification

>>74770560
Can't imagine why that wouldn't sit well

>>74769803
>g=10


absolutely disgusting

>>74770582
*cums*

>>/a/157140901

>>74770601
Idiot

>>74770512
How am I encouraging people to do anything? I'm simply putting forward my opinion.

Larping commie students voted in a twat and destroyed the opposition. Go shout at lisicki

Nice girl responded to my first message quite enthusiastically but didn't reply to the second

You would be surprised how common this is, it seems to happen no matter what I say. Inviting them out, continuing conversation etc. Nothing.

Need an ale and a bakewell tart to be bloody honest lads

>>74770596
Post boipucci x

>>74770556
'hazy' or 'juicy' IPAs are on trend at the moment, they taste really fucking good.

>>74770601
>anime-poster attempts a post

> isle of dogs
> elephant and castle
> Canary Wharf
> Piccadilly Circus
can't stand londumbers, could turn each and every one of their faces into paste with one flick of my mighty finger

>>74770587
middle class hipsters going to predominately shit tier paki areas.

these hipsters go there to act like they're down with the people when in reality they just correlate together and change the area completely.

people say how "pakies" do this but in reality hipsters are far worse because they're openly encouraged by the government to do this.

>>74770609

>expecting women to be functioning humans

>>74770596
*wipes it off and jerks you off *

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>when your GF is wrecked from a long week at work and can only let out pathetic whimpers as you slide it in and out while she's still half asleep on a Saturday morning


Glorious feel. Cock is happy now

>>74770609
Means she found someone better than you

>>74770624
would prefer a hipster living next door to me than an islamic fundamentalist desu

been reading up on keeping reptiles as pets

not sure how I feel about feeding snakes rats or mice. you can either buy them live or dead. the rodents are usually killed with co2 (strange line of work btw)

seems like a such a hassle just to keep a snake that does fuck all

limehouse mentioned

gentrification doesn't send the pakis home, they just go somewhere else

the home counties will be full of them

>>74770608
your opinion is theresa being in charge is a good thing ergo that surveillance is good for the UK and should be encouraged.

hence i'm telling you to fuck off with that shit.

>>74770610
>bakewell tart

HHNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

Though don't come near me with those shitty ones that have icing and a glace cherry on top.

Pastry, jam, frangipane and flaked almonds only fammo

>>74770588
Is it normal? Are girls always this promiscuous? It striked me as utterly bizarre that she just did it just because he suggested and basically threw himself at her

>>74770624

what degree are you doing?

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>>74770489
THIS is the colour a beer should be

>>74770669
can't say

>>74770624

That's their land and should be encouraged to move there.

Pakistanis can move back to their country.

>>74770642
>look mummy, i just called every pakistani an islamic fundamentalist XD

fuck off you absolute vermin runt

>>74770465
One of them looks older and grey. Creepy

>>74770643
brother got one
can confirm its a shit tier pet.

thinking of getting a pet you can eat, like meal worms or something.

>>74770654
>X is good so you must like Y too.
Which party do you fully support literally every policy of?

>>74770664
>Are girls always this promiscuous
no, you should be worried

>>74770655

Agreed, though I am partial to a Mr kipling one ngl, I used to live off them at uni

>>74770664
Abuse of power is pretty common. At A Level she wasn't underage so it's not like he's going to be arrested for rape.

>>74770683
Labour

>>74770676
rasheed

>>74769965

7 years on I still remember those fucking numbers

>>74770560
Pmsl is this porn

>>74770683
I don't support any party. I never advocate than anyone vote for any particular party.

I just warn them about the risks of voting for a particular party.

Theresa may absolutely loves authoritairianism and you're giving her your assent to levy tyranny over the UK.

>>74770643

some kid in my school got killed by his own snake because he didnt close off the lid on top well enough haha

>>74770560
Ask her if she's sucked 37 dicks

>>74770680

what did he feed it? dead mice?

>>74770703
'sheed

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>seen 1:12pm

>>74770722
I'm white you mong

>>74770676
'sheed

Struggle to take people who don't work in London seriously, it's like admitting you're a failure

>>74770715
Haha shut up you gimp, I bet you have Russell brands book on your bookshelf faggot boy

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>>74770730

>>74770715
Are you to intelligent to vote?

>>74770730
So glad I've got a loving gf and don't have to deal with this shite any more haha

Sometimes think about upgrading to an even more attractive gf but the thought of the hassle of having to deal with single women again puts me straight off

finish uni on monday then moving back to the midlands to become a wage slave again.

just fuck my shit up lads gonna miss it

>>74770676
'd

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>>74770747

74770730

Seen 7.54PM

>>74770735
Race traitor

231 filtered posts

>>74770747
Don't like russell brand
>>74770754
Last time i just spoilt my ballot by drawing a massive willy on it

this time i might do something more useful.

>>74770777
Class traitor

We're leaders in cyber surveillance not cyber security

>>74770718

dont belive you

>>74770767

>ywn never relive the 2015 GE and the banter and hope of UKIP doing well

Feels bad man

>>74770672
>Australian talking about beer

howling

Been up since 6 and im STILL in the bloody queue to get this pub table reserved
fuming

>Labour voters are the real racists!!!!


Ummm, no sweetie. We are and proud of it xx

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>>74770730
>sent friday 5:42pm
>still hasn't been seen

booked a table at the ol' boozer for me and my friends.

hope they ALL come this time ffs.

>>74770715
>you're giving her your assent
All I'm doing is pointing out that Labour are fucked and the Lib Dems are pointless. We know the result. Why kid ourselves?

>>74770802
haha alright mate go drink your canned orange juice

>>74769765
how is that cokefiend still in politics
and why is she wearing such a revealing skirt

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39897774

England? more like Sudan.

HAHAHAHAHA

>>74770797

why not

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Model of a futuristic city - 1939

very interesting

>'ello, queen's tavern
>hi i was wondering if it would be possible to book a table for tonight
>u wot?
>can i book a table for tonight?
>book a table?
>yes, for the game tonight
>this is a pub mate
>i know i just want to-
>book a table? (laughter) jeff this wanker wants to book a table no mate this is a public house not the bleedin' ivy... book a table!
>*click*

>>74770272
>Nick
>Means steal
this is US slang as well

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>sent November 2014 10:55pm
>never seen
>still friends on facebook

>>74770863

>can see ankles and legs
fricking WHORES

>>74770865
you utter runt

>>74770844
>All I'm doing is pointing out that Labour are fucked and the Lib Dems are pointless
No you're not, you're encouraging people specifically to vote for peeping theresa. You're not for example posting pictures of the green party lady smiling or the snp lady. you're posting only theresa - you want people to vote for surveillance state.

>We know the result. Why kid ourselves?
um that's not how democracy works sweaty.

just had sex with the gf lads x

>>74770890
>implying we live in a democracy today

just had sex with the bf lads and caught a flight to australia x

limehouse cut

>>74770905
FONT

>>74770927
Bet you caught aids too

i want to learn how to talk like a proper lad
can you give me a few tips?

Just had sex with nobody lads x

Just wanted to sit in the park for a bit but the benches have been colonised by homeless runtoids

Might go and spit on them though they'd probably knock seven bells out of me

>>74770863
>city centre motorways
*throws up all over your kitchen floor*

going to see guardians of the galaxy 2 avec the gf tomorrow afternoon
anyone know what im in for? dont like quips

>>74770939
imitate danny dyer

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Hardest redpill I ever had to swallow

>>74770951
it'll be shit

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>>74770890
>you're encouraging people specifically to vote for peeping theresa
By posting a picture?
>green party
lol
>snp lady
I got you lad.

>>74770945
>they'd probably knock seven bells out of me
perhaps YOU are the runt

>>74770951
*meme-stracts you*
*my mate Mike comes up behind and bums your gf*
heh, too ez chump

>>74770960
>taking any of them seriously
plz don't

>>74770951
Cannot fucking stand these horrible yank superhero comic book shite films they've been churning out nonstop for years now

what size do you think trumps willy is?

is the main character from the inbetweeners white? he lookks like a paki 2bh

>>74770982
cuck shill nigger

>>74770982

Not an argument.

>>74770996
>>74771002
shills

>>74770964
you posted that strategic voting guide which said 'vote tory'

you're only encouraging people to vote for surveillance. then saying 'no i'm not'

you're a bastard of the highest order. human rubbish. fuck you for trying to enable this tyranny

>>74771011
fuck CTR shill shadilay praise kek

>>74770965
Hmm no I don't think I'm more of a runt than a literal homeless person but thanks for your input
*walks off, muttering "twat" under my breath*

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>>74771002
Not a refute
>>74770996
It's sad but this is unironically the discussion on pol

>>74770960
dont recognise a single face on there apart from the bottom one because of the frog meme lol

>>74770858

seems unlikely

just found out i have some original pirate material

>>74770960
Styx666 is the only reasonable one imo tbqh - even then he believes in all of this occult bs

>>74771014
>you posted that strategic voting guide
That was a brit/pol meme to get the best result for UKIP, not the Tories. You also weren't supposed to take it seriously.

>>74770960
only know 3 of these and theyre the ones constantly shilled on /reddit/

>>74770985
the action is sometimes good
i enjoyed civil war and dr strange
just cant fucking stand the dialogue, every writer draws from the same dictionary of cliches and redditisms and the normdroids lap it up

>>74771024
*sprints and closes the 5 metre distance in 0.13 seconds*
*switches your frontal lobe with your appendix*
heh...

>>74771053
Stop shilling for a surveillance state you mong

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>Richard Spencer x Joe Rogan

Wew lad. Angus is peppered.

>>74771053
>cosntanly saying 'there is no other option you must vote tory'
>constantly posting pictures of theresa may
>constantly posting 'memes' that encourage people to vote tory

>now backtracking and saying 'no i didn't

you're pathetic. wear the mark of a cuck-syncophant of the surveillance state with confidence you idiot.

>>74770951
Same lah, but with the lads instead

Not very optimistic tbqh, expecting usual capeshit template crap interspersed with reddit humour.

Money is wasted on the rich.

bog fart

>>74771075
>>74771081
I don't think I could make my position on surveillance any clearer.

I unironically donated to the EFF a while back too
https://www.eff.org/

hang the poor

>>74771145
>any clearer
Yeah
>Hey guys vote for theresa may
makes it clear enough you idiot.

>>74771153
>>74771153
>>74771153
nouveau fil

>>74771163
>>74771163
>>74771163
>>74771163
>>74771163

>>74771145
you're saying to vote tory therefore a surveillance state
>donated to eff
Don't care

>>74771077
Joe will figure out a way to talk about DMT