/brit/

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cara

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Wtf is this true

>>74767536
course

>>74767536
fairly accurate 2 b h

>>74767535
>gif
fuck off

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Haha

i had a pet snail once

his name was snaily

Stop being racist

>>74767536
a man bored of london is bored of life

stop killing the mandem

Bristol is the most boring city I've been to

>Lol everything is dirty and rotting but it's ok let's put graffiti everywhere and call it culture

>>74767556
this gimmick stil going

>>74767607
Thanks for the observation

Don't want a girlfriend, but also don't want to see prostitutes

Finding a FWB is VERY difficult

it's really not

just be yourself

venezuelan health ministers just been shot

It is if you're in that middle ground between normie and actually autistic

are you ugly?

>>74767728
no lol,,, fuck no

>>74767728
Very handsome actually

Thanks Jesus x

>>74767728
prefer not to say yes

>>74767728
Yes

>looking for a way to make investments
>only have like 250 pounds to put into stocks

safe option are index funds
>minimum investment is 10k or 1k + 500 a month
ok that's too much
look at ETFs (same thing right)
>commission is too high to make it worth it
hm

other option is DRIPS
>but that means getting no dividends and essentially increasing the risk of holding the stock instead of receiving dividends
hm

so i don't get it lads, the tories make capital gains tax lower, but its still prohibitively expensive to get into investments in the first instance? so could it be the case that tories were only doing it to help epople who were already rich?

>>74767811
povvo runt

>>74767728
Hideous.

*juts out jaw*

tories out save our nhs jeremy Cunt

>>74767884
you want me to put that away for ya?

*obliterates your jaw with a wild haymaker*

vile slug

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DcA1TtaP_c


SCREECHING @ this

dont let this distract you from russia

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the gf

>>74767907
haha cool man

*walks off and laughs at you with a group of chads and stacys*

ded af

Plans lads?

>Breakfast
>Food shop
>Lunch
>Squash
>Brewery on the way home for a half
>???
>club

Tomorrow
>Gym
>???
>Saunter into peckham and get some nice food, maybe a beer
>???

Average is the new ugly

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CLEAR

what do I write for a mothers day letter?

>>74767994
stop polluting the thread with your presence and we might be able to recover some indiginous britons

Can we please avoid the thread war autism today

>>74768055
happy mother's day mum

love anon

>>74768044
>ciggy
>coffee
>shower
>study

tomorrow
>ciggy
>coffee
>shower
>go on date with a bird
>hopefully shag

I push my fingers into my eyeeeees
its the only thing that slowly stops the ache
and its made of all
the things I have to TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

https://youtu.be/jU4VuN9EW9U

WOAH WA OH

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need to do an ol' 'cide lads

hate thailad

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>ants in my pants

>>74767916
>>>/pol/
>>>/youtube/
>>>/reddit/

you need to leave.

>>74768134

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>>74768148
>>74768134
dunno how I forgot the image

Why are autists so attracted to national socialism? Nazis would've taken most neo-nazis out if the genepool by putting them in camps or sending them to die in battle

chaturbate / persefoniya

LONDIN
O
N
D
I
N

if i sunk a needle into my chest so deep that it hit my heart, would it pop like a balloon?

>>74768198
no but u would get internal bleeding and a clot and dass dangerous

>>74768185
Fascism is for cool kids only
only boring people and dorks are centrists

>>74768198
Why would you think it would poo?

>>74768129
yes, well that's all well and good, but what are your thoughts on pints?

>He's not currently smoking a spliff with his morning cup of tea while posting on /brit/


be gone yanks

>>74768144

Angry paki bastard

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>>74768213
5th day of 5x500ml pints tbx lads

>>74768227
lmao, not even close.

Runts like you make me wince though.

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>>74768216
>made tea
>ants in it

>>74768216
spliffs aren't fun to smoke unless you already smoke cigarettes

prefer to administer my weed through apples with holes in them and pencils wrapped in tin foil and other macgyverish means

love pints

>>74768216
>not even 9am
>smoking DUDE weed

sounds grim.

>>74768242

Rasheed is absolutely fuming. BNP in power soon. Mass deportations back to Karachi.

>>74768243
iktf

there's a shitload of ants around me house

last year i killed them all with a vinegar + vodka + baking soda mixture down their fooken ant hillettes

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Thoughts on pints?

Pic unrelated

>>74768253
>American ''''''''''''''''''''''''pints'''''''''''''''''''''''''

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>>74768216
>smoking weed

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>>74768269
pints are great for breakfast tbx

not only do they taste great, they're a good start for the day because they make you a wee-bit normier

>>74768279
tbqh the only pint that goes down well for breakfast is a pint of cask bitter.

Anything cold and carbonated is a chore at that hour.

>>74767523
YUMMY

love 500mls

who does this bulgarian twat think he is, coming in here to post with the lads?

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Mussolini was more redpilled than (((Hitler)))

>>74768306
I also like decarbonated and room temperature pints in the morning. That's only because I can chug them quickly and I like it cos it makes me feel like I'm in those alcohol championships.

>>74768279
used to be that everyone would drink some alcohol to start the day off before coffee was common

>ywn be some perpetual pissed medieval farmer feeling up the busty bar girl

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>yung lean was on eurovison two years ago

>>74768337
mussolini was just butthurt because he wasn't aryan and he knew it

>>74768331
/balk/ is known as the most welcoming and tolerant one tbx. Sometimes I forget others aren't as welcoming as us.

>>74768372
Hitler was pretty woggy and a manlet

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>>74768353
>eurovision

GET HYPE MOTHERFUCKERS

>>74768343
*Cellar temperature

>>74768372
Hitler was a schizophrenic war monger

Mussolini was a proud Italian who believed in identity, not race

ALOOOOONE IN A DARKENED ROOM

the Count

>>74768388
Must feel good not having a gap-toothed manlet r*ssian representing your country.

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>>74767605
*teleports behind you*

>>74768415
>turbo-twink

You screwed Ireland over, they had the same idea as you but your twink was even gayer

Time for another Saturday night of watching shows on my computer

>>74768433
>malnet homo who is also r*ssian gets a lot of points in fucking ukraine

really carbonates the pints

ahh yes, the mothers day gift didn't arrive today

i thought express post was supposed to be same day delivery...

>>74767536
did are pjw write this

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>>74768456
>second to last

He might win, everyone loves a good diversity act

just recieved a package lads but i didnt order anything

seems like some poor saps mothers day gift

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>>74768451
at least you don't need to work
>tfw worked 4h this morning until 11:30
>work 4h again at 6:30

>>74768459
fuck isn't that tomorrow?

offend me

>>74767605
isn't that where harry potter lived?

>>74767536
200+ verbal IQ tbx

>>74768488
I already have my 5 days a week

>>74768484
>israel
they'll never win cos it costs too much shekels to host the next eurovision :) oy vey

>>74768490
muhammad was a nonce who was assassinated by a jewish girl

>>74768489

yeah i just went up to woolies and got 2 boxes of chocolates for her, im also gonna go get the paper for her tomorrow morning, and the sister has promised to cook pancakes for her but we'll see if she actually does.

eurovision went shit after all the political songs

>>74768517
That's why we never win. Israel doesn't win because people don't want to go to a literal warzone to sing cheesy pop about love and diversity

Why isn't Turkey in eurovision

>>74768490
you are white

whites are submissive cucks with recessive genes

australia sent an abo this year lmao

gave myself a nosebleed from too much jitter

sushi for dinner tonight

don't give a toss about (((eurovision))) and neither should you

>>74768528
The fall of Constantinople, 1453.

what's a good takeout spot in newtown

feeling peckish

drank a fair bit last night but I feel great

off to the boxing this evening

>>74768528
Refuse to participate because the jury voting system means their diaspora across Europe can't steal the win

>>74768564
alri Deano

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what on earth

>>74768563
newtown is the biggest shithole in brum, watch you don't get shot

what time does the sun usually set in non-australian countries?

>>74768563
Go to the mexican place across from the station

>>74768586
?

>>74767559
reddit please go

>>74768610
>hates white people
>is married to a white guy

This is the epitaph I want written on my tomb: "Here lies one of the most intelligent animals who ever appeared on the face of the Earth"

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>>74768619

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>>74768592
I'm talking about the first-world newtown
>brum

>>74768607
by the train station? bit far for me, is it nice?

the thread is overflowing with aussies
*goes bright red*

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>>74768619
is this her?

>>74768586
most feminist black girls date white men

>>74768641
yes

>>74768490
elo
captcha: gaylord puddo

>>74768638
It's in the middle of fucking newtown how can it be 'a bit far'

>>74768639
mhmm you look like a juicy tomato
*bites into your cheek*

Not sure I like having a GF or not desu

>>74768662
I'm by the uni end
what does it look like la

ah yes, haemorrhoids

how do I go to the doctor for this fucking shit r000000000

shan't be getting fingered by some old bloke

>>74768676
shut the fuck up you utter prat

Black Feminists want black men to be gay and date trannies, meanwhile they slurping up some white dick, that's not strange to yall

>>74768684
fingered huh? internal, i suppose?

Post a link older than this one

2 April 1994

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/rear-window-making-italy-work-did-mussolini-really-get-the-trains-running-on-time-1367688.html

>>74767916
christ

>>74768684
effective cure for hemorrhoids

19:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7zvPg3cTok&t=1155s

>>74768586
those sunglasses are 10 years ago as fuck

>>74768685
She's a 6/10 Asian with a massive arse who'd let me do anything to her sexually but dont like the fact she's a slag ngl

>>74768586
thought that was richard spencer for a minute lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j9zMok6two

help me lads, been looping this non-stop for two days

>>74768719
asian as in chink or paki?

>>74768729
Chink, SEA to be precise my lad

>>74768678
Just go to a random thai place

>>74768699
was reading an article from 1995 the other day about how the internet wouldn't become popular

not happy that sine isnt an algebraic function

>>74768741
>SEA
>precise
gonna need you to do better

Playing a game of spot the Ukippers.

>>74768698

external . still means I have to spread em

hope it just goes away on its own before it gets to that point

>>74768701

grim

>>74768767
Nonce

gf: do not want but available
prossie: do not want but available
fwb: DO want but NOT available

>>74768772
but they're all gone and voting for the Tories

algebra wanker loves his fucking algebra

hate women
hate minorities
love videogames

>>74768699
only weak people criticise fascism

hate right wingers
hate capitalism
love socialism

Hate women
Hate the effort of sex
Love gfs
Love cumming inside women

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>>74768812
urm

>>74768763
if it was it'd be almost worthless

for example, many differential equations wouldn't be solvable if it wasn't a member of C^inf

love corbyn

he's a good lad. he's a man whose hand you could shake and you'd feel aroused by his genuinely good nature

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what anime should I watch lads?

>>74768814
So move Venezuela

>>74768818
bizarro virgochad

>>74768829
dont care about your bender equations
i just want to know the exact value of sine for all x

pissing away my 20s on 4chan

and you?

>>74768844
Just the average man desu (handsome though x)

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Why aren't you watching my film /brit/?

has thailad changed his reddit flag or is that algerian?

it's pretty good i can't tell 2bh fuck that pseudotrip cunt

>>74768845
>i just want to know the exact value of sine for all x
you couldn't get that even if it was algebraic

do you even know what a fucking real number is

>>74768834
Watch One Piece in it's entirety and come back when you're finished.

going to not vote for theresa may

>>74768893
for all xER then you disgusting little pedant

Who would win in a bare knuckle cage brawl between 190kg, thainonce, pakiboo, and tim?

Who goes down first?

>>74768216
>zoot for breakfast
that's grim lad, you aren't cool

>>74768834
tokyo ghoul

>>74768918
pakiboo kills thainonce
190kg kills pakiboo
tim kills 190kg

>>74768916
sqrt(2)ER, so what's the exact value of sqrt(2) then you vile slug

>>74768886
You're literally the only other person using reddit flags here and one of about 3 actual tripfags.

not sure what you mean by this.

>>74768918
Tim wins. Paki goes down first, 190nonce not long after

>>74768937
best ending

love are tim

>>74768885
his accent is fucked

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brit/sci/?

differential geometry >>> all other mathematics

>>74768940
the exact value of sqrt2 is sqrt2 you fucking brainlet

An hour left til maccies breakfast stops lads shall I go for it?

hate nerds

>>74768950
at least I admit I'm a cunt.

cunt.

love guinness

>>74768976
*neeks

>>74768885
>ah yes let's tell a story that's already been told 15 billion times because we've got all the money in the world but not two creative brain cells to rub together

fucking hollywood

>>74768966
are you a fucking sped? just say the exact value of sine(x) is sine(x) then you

it amounts to the same thing you spastic little virgin

>>74768965
that's not functional analysis

>>74768918
Kev.

>>74768872
me to thanks

>>74768965
who /brainlet plebeian/ here

>>74768970
have a free mcmuffin I won from monopoly that runs out in a couple days

might get onit

>>74768985
cunt is a rather grandiose term for whatever you are, if we're being fair. At least cunts are useful.

Why does 190km refuse to acknowledge any mentions of kev?

no proper football on, only shitty epl left

Saturday ruined

>>74768885
Cummon u 'ammers!

Ail 'ave u Gandalf u mug!

>>74768185

Conservatism is the new counter culture

>>74769033
>Saturday ruined
bit like your mums fanny eh? haha

>>74769008
i've been one of the reasons why /brit/ has turned into a 4chan phenomenon, I was famous on most 4chan boards before /brit/.

/brit/ needed me to step up to the next level.

>>74769047
your mum was the new counter culture in bed last night

>>74769033
just had 3 scrambled eggs on toast, then a big bowl of muesli

bit much tbqh

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>>74769057
ok lad

>>74768216
just did a line of coke

got no appetite for breakfast

my mum named me and my sister after characters from the bold and the beautiful

>>74767811
Just get on the premium bonds m8

public static boolean doIHaveSex(int me){
boolean sex
if (me = true)
sex = false
else
sex = true
return sex
}
doIHaveSex(true)

don't bother using terms like 'lad'

it's quite obvious you're not even close to subnormie irl

>>74768375
welcome

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>>74769078
>tfw no coke get wired on all day

>>74769008
I'm no fan of lickdicki, but this i a very reddit comment.

>heh, opinions are like assholes kid, everybody's got one ;^)

>>74769091
want 50% bonds
50% stocks.

Impressive in a way how some people can survive for decades without eating fruit and veg.

Especially people that just east fast food and that

>>74769097
whoops me was meant to be boolean haha

couldn't but arsed to make toast so injected some skag for breakie

fuck it

>>74769105
I thought it was witty.

>>74769097
>integer argument when you should be using a bool
>using = instead of == in "if (me = true)"
can tell you're a putrid currynigger webdev

>>74769105
I wouldn't know

>>74769099
shut the fuck up you utter runt

if you got hit by a bus and died tomorrow, more people would be relieved than sad

>>74769116
I've had jollibee nearly every day since I've been here

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Want to see a post where lisicki acknowledges kev's existence

>>74769132
simple things please simple minds.

literally see how fucking easy it is?

it wasn't witty at all.

>>74769120
>skag
foy

i acknowledge kev's existence

used magic mushrooms for the full English because I ran out of regular ones

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hand over the gimmicks and no one gets hurt

>>74769132
this does not reflect well on you

ok, google now.. calculate the number of days it would take for me to obtain a girlfriend if-0 RESULTS

>>74769116
Literally me although I'm confident I'll drop dead before 30

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found this apu

thoughts?

>>74769145

seems like a salmonella factory

>>74769163
>>74769187
I am the master of wit.

Thailad destroyed Lickdicki.

fucked my sleep schedule
night lads

>>74769171
good lad

microdosing psilocybin is a third eye decalcifier

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>>74769163
please acknowledge that this man is real

3" willy lad is here

henlo

>>74769116
my grandad was an obese american who ate terribly and he still lived til 80

**** /gf2017/ Progress Report ****

check in with your progress lads

>>74769204

the lads on /mammi/ have lost the plot

so many fucking nonces in /brit/ these days

filtering every flag east of Netherlands

>watching sky news
>they're standing in front of royal london hospital talking about the NHS hack
>at least ten muslims walk past in the background as they're chatting
>not a single white person

>>74769249
interesting

acceptable JFs:

commonwealth countries

not acceptable:
everything else

>>74769249
whats wrong with that?

>>74769196

do you feel healthy? do you have any digestive issues?

>>74769249
can tell you suffer from some form of mental deficiency from this post alone

>>74769239
got a date with a cute chinese bird tomorrow

I'm chatting a lot on the blower with this other bird that I actually already like. also technically have a tinder date scheduled for today but I reckon she's got cold feet.

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>>74769267
Why won't you acknowledge him?

>>74769239

going backwards FAST

>>74769249
that's London mate

>>74769280
>>74769268
>>74769265
finally saw a white guy and he's about 300lbs over weight and can barely walk

>>74769297
its not him you floppy fish

It's not what you do it's the way that you do it
It's not what you do it's the way that you do it
It's not what you do it's the way that you do it
It's not what you do it's the way that you do it

>>74769273
>do you feel healthy?
no
>do you have any digestive issues?
no, don't have any health issues currently and haven't used the nhs in any form in years
have the feeling everything will come at once and I'll collapse one day

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>>74769313
I helped prove this and he still hates me

might kill my family and everyone who's ever known me, join MI6, get access to the secret government database, find Kev/Lisciki's house then shoot him

CLICK THE CIRCLES

>>74769339
ah yes, im sure youll pass the background checks without a problem

>>74769311
probably an american tourist then

>>74769140
nah just been five years since I've used any java haha

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>i will never be the person i want to meet

>>74769313
Dont give a shit, want to know why he refuses to acknowledge kev's existence

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>doing coke with no benzos for the comedown

>>74769369
Are you kidding, I've love to meet a female me

>>74769376
dont fucking care

>>74769366
don't lie to me ravindar

>>74769361
lol

gathering some choons on the 'tify to play on t'bluetooth speaker whilst I cleanse my body and soul

>>74769380
good job lad
how much do you pay for coke over there?

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And of you lads ever meet anyone famous? I met Lisicki just last week:

I was in Swansea and I happened to run into him at a local restaurant. He was sitting alone and it looked like he'd only just started eating, so I decided to just go up and say hi (if his friends were there I would have just let him be). Anyway, I walk up and say hello and tell him I know him from /brit/. Nothing. No reaction. Doesn't say a word. He just sits there, staring right through me. Staring intensely, but with no emotion whatsoever.

I begin to feel awkward, so I say "sorry to disturb you" and start to walk away but before I even get a chance to turn he just gets up suddenly and starts walking toward me, still making full eye contact. At first I thought he was going to try and barge into me or something, but at the last minute (like an inch away from me) he turns and heads toward the bin. Then he starts dumping everything on his plate into it. One by one. Potatoes, carrots, everything. He picks up each bit of food up, holds it high above the can and drops it. Some of it (the steak) didn't even make it into the bin because he wasn't looking at what he was doing.

Finally his plate is empty and this is the part that really fucking weirded me out. He looks around to check no one (but me) is looking, then slides the plate under his tie and walks out.

I was just astounded, it was pretty surreal.

>>74769407
>spotify
third eye welded shut on this one

>>74769413
£80 a gram

>>74769361
resembled churchill and i could see his british accent as he was talking to a nurse before he waddled into the emergency room

>>74769434
I hope you're not serious.

>>74769447
80 cents sorry

>>74769447
it's cut to shit as well

Who is kev?

>>74769424
same here, thought its gonna be cheaper given your closenes to the ocean and all, but i can bet its better

Thailad remember that aussie who kept posting the picture of that cafe in Thailand?

Did you ever go there

you lads been over to /bant/ yet?

>>74769503
I'm boycotting it

>>74769239
had a gf for the first 18 days of 2017

since then i haven't even spoken with a girl my age.

l ma a zzop-dlokcuc. uoy tnaw ot wonk tahw taht si? llew, tel em nialpxe.

eht lamron dlokcuc stnaw tsuj eno tfig morf sih kcalb llub: a kcalb dlihc. tub eht zzop-dlokcuc stnaw erom. eh stnaw eerht stfig. ew era ydeerg elttil sehctib. tub tsrif, ereh's woh ti seog.

yllamron i evird ni ym sedecrem ot a teerts myg erehw deppir skcalb niart rieht selcsum, ereht niks gninihs htiw taews dna eht ria dellif htiw rieht tnecs. i ma ydaerla a tib drah tsuj morf gnikniht tuoba ti. semitemos i muc a tib ni ym stnap. i teg tuo fo eht rac dna ksa ohw fo meht sah sdia. neht yeht wonk tahw sneppah.

eht kcalb nam htiw sdia steg otni ym rac dna ew evird ot erehwemos detalosi. neht i ekat a llams efink dna kcits ti edisni eht eloh fo ym sinep dna tsiwt ti a ettil. ni eht dlokcuc ytinummoc ew llac siht eht sdia retsiwt. erus ti struh dna sesuac em ot deelb. tub ti si htrow ti.

neht eht kcalb nam skcod em litnu ew htob muc dna i tcartnoc sih sdia. i ydaerla evah 4 sepyt fo sdia morf siht. taht si eht tsrif tfig. neht ew evird no ot ym esuoh dna eh skcuf ym efiw, ohw sah osla detcartnoc ynam sepyt fo sdia. taht si eht dnoces tfig. dna neht 9 shtnom retal eht driht dna tseb tfig sevirra: a kcalb dlihc ohw osla sah sdia.

>>74769503
Yeah it's utter shite

>>74769467
you're being taken for a mug, no way is this the going rate for coke nowadays.
>>74769501
no, any curiosity I had was beaten by the prospect of the journey... just for food I could get down the street.

>>74769336
>helped prove it

fuck off you retard. everyone who was in the know from /eire/ knew exactly who Kev was from day one.

Absolutely NEED a poo

>>74769533
I don't actually use it but a lot of my friends do and they pay £80 on the reg for a gram

not proud of the UK in anyway

sure am glad I dumped my mong boyfriend the 18 Jan, had a lot of fun since then

>>74769566

good lad

>>74769566
paki

Touch screens on the ticket machines are total shite. Why not add a proper keyboard

>>74769541
They knew he posted on boards.ie, afaik nobody found his youtube channel etc.
>>74769558
mental, it's not even worth £40 like it used to be

>>74769566
pride is a spook anyway

>>74769580
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never break me

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dude weed lmao

>>74769583
>keyboard on a ticket machine
daft idea you utter mong

>>74769593
well, it's power of the market i guess

wen kcimmig: esrever eht gnirettel fo hcae drow

>>74769583
harder to take your prints that way

>>74769239
good on the "meeting random slags" front
bad on the "meeting a girl I'd like to spend a long time with" front

>>74769616
Is that Sargon

>>74769617
I mean a metal keypad like ATMs

>>74769616
that seems like the sort of thing that you could get beheaded for

>>74769639
that's not a proper keyboard then is it

dickhead

>>74769616
>getting crushed to death whilst tripping balls

tfw sine is algebraic, but only for engineers

>>74769667
omfg stfu

>>74769623
What happened to the qt geology partner you had back in 2015?

sinx=x

need to drop a phat shite lads

*takes the final bite of my sausage sarnie*
morning lads

>tfw will never ingratiate myself into the opium underworld of afghanistan, lying around hitting dat pipe whilst listening to the poetry of Rumi and Bedil being sung by beautiful courtesans

a man can always dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziunWqFL1Ic

>>74769571
be my bf x

>>74769690
geology?
maybe you have me confused with someone else

>>74769734
don't type with your mouth full

muhammad was a schizophrenic warlord and a nonce to boot

>>74769752
racist

>>74769736
there a good book on this? sounds interesting

NEW

>>74769765
>>74769765
>>74769765

>>74769736
Its not too late to become a heroin addict la