METAL GEAR!? Edition
>>74765427
he tends to repeat himself an awful fucking lot and he seems pretty smug
I like this video on molymeme though
>open up a bunch of job postings
>i'll apply to them tomorrow
>continue shitposting
ah yes
Paha Sapa is the perfect gf
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r8 the last gun I bought
Remember that Kojima is An-cap
>military without borders
>black and yellow characters
>main character is known as "snake"
>>74765441
he mocks christians as much as he can but never does he say anything about muslims believing thats adultery can cause earthquakes
Wish a car company would make a small, cheap, and unsafe car that I can drive quickly in
Even sedans are huge
>>74765467
that's pretty fucking stupid. I notice a lot of "atheist youtubers" do that shit. the only ones I can think of that handle Islam often are unfunny, genuine fedora tippers (bible reloaded)
What's been going on in America the past month?
I haven't been keeping up.
>>74765465
Militaries Sans Fronteires more like Militaries Sans Roads
>>74765463
Post the full thing you dumb nigger
>>74765482
Well Drumpf fired comey and then.. BOOM BIG REVEAL! ITS PICKLE RICK! haha
SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY
just fapped in my masturbatorium
bet you shits don't even have one in your house
>>74765482
some trump controversy
some scientific breakthroughs
some good music
some shootings
and lots of americans looking blankly into space and wondering if they'll ever achieve what they see as their own american dream
>>74765492
Isn't she beautiful, buds?
Warms my heart just looking at her :')
>>74765511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d47Jibt-EOE
he was so young, so full of hope and promise
ideas man is good
>>74765525
>say something meaningful and not autistic
>oyster: blahh blouuhhh BLEEEHHHH *STUPID POST DRIPS FROM ANUS (MOUTH)*
you make me this way
Rick and Morty is unironically a good show no matter how bad the fanbase may be.
Bucks county more like Cucks county lmoamoaoamoao
>>74765525
Is this a picture of "americans looking blankly into space and wondering if they'll ever achieve what they see as their own american dream"?
Rick:
>"Its-its-its the Jews, Morty."
>You gotta be*UUURRP* careful about the Jews!"
>"I-I've been to over 2000 different universes M-Morty and the Jews own over half of them."
Morty:
>"But that's, that's imposs-possible Rick, they are only like, uh, a small percentage of the population. Gee Rick, don't you uh remember like what uh happened last time with the holocaust and the 6 million or something?
Rick
>"T-thats where you're*BURRP* wrong Morty. What do they teach you in that school of yours? How to be a *farts* cuck?"
>"H-h-here, watch this documentary I found on Youtube. It will catch you up to pace, Morty. The white man will *UURRP* rise again, Morty. Trust me, I've been to that timeline.”
it was made with love too
each bite caressing my taste buds and telling me everything will be alright
>>74765555
uhhhhhhh ummmm
i just want a fucking job lads
why won't they even give me a chance
>ith wath maythe with lub thoo
I'M SO FUCKING HIGH
>>74765556
It's the average american watching Rick and Morty and not giving one shit about political events other than "Muh drumpf"
>>74765476
I have a date with a 50 year old woman tomorrow.
Dunno what to wear honestly, we're going to a pintxo bar hopping, but she wants to go to some higher class ones.
Maybe dress shirt and skinny shorts with casual dress shoes? I dunno if a button up short sleeve would be too causal. I don't want to be under or overdressed.
I'd ask /fa/ but they're out of touch with reality.
>>74765607
why
>>74765607
Macron?
>>74765607
If you're overdressed you can take it off
Maybe a polo? I've always thought of buttoned up short-sleeves as tacky (or a meme if it's tropical/90s inspired).
>>74765645
wtf i h8 treyarch now!!!!!!!!!
thinking of bacon and eegs
Why are steak cut fries not the norm
>>74765457
nou
>>74765645
>saying no to money
As much as I dislike the things, I would sell-out (wouldn't go full mycraff though).
buds buds
d-do you like me
>>74765645
What is this shit
thinking of speeding across the deserts in the southwest under the stars at night
>>74765689
this
Never cared for KFC's though
>>74765700
go away to your gf
>>74765700
OF COURSE WE DO :)))))
Turning on the news and seeing all those crimes the narcos do makes me want to drop a nuke here
did a good poo
>>74765618
Because I want to stick my dick in her vagina. What a dumb question.
>>74765621
future far right macron
what do gf's feel like?
>>74765723
choot'em
>>74765728
>fucking 50 year old women and having sex casually
you truly are sick in the head
>>74765732
like pronouncing your vowels properly
>>74765700
sure
>>74765523
>>74765717
thanks
>>74765743
not a fan of this meme
What was the director thinking???
>>74765732
went to the largest shopping centre on the entire continent today buds
i do it often but i also did it today
>noth a fath of ths meme
In n out is only good if you get extra fry sauce on your burger
>>74765741
the government should sacrifice the narcos just like our ancestors did
You're speaking a european language on a foreign continent, it cannot be saved or preserved.
See also: Afrikaans
>>74765667
I was considering a polo, but what if it's too casual?
>>74765773
why would 'not' have an h sound
>>74765791
hmmm?
>>74765783
Idk it's passable as formal in most US normie places
>>74765778
is not fry sauce dummy
>>74765772
used to live near there myself
now i live near the largest single-level shopping centre in Alberta
>>74765791
hwæt!
normie Americans wear graphic tees and cargo shorts
>>74765810
chinook centre?
The gf
Should I spam this thread once again with MGTOW crap?
literally nothing wrong with graphic T's
>>74765819
We really do dress like children. Dress your best everyday, you feel how you look.
the gf
>>74765819
jorts and 'flops 4 dayz
only i can spam these threads
welp gn
Haven't smoked weed in over 4 months
Can you believe it?
>>74765820
crossiron
chinook has multiple levels i guess
>>74765840
*enters your dreams at high velocity*
>being proud of a huge mall
why is alberta such a shithole?
the english rose gf
>>74765845
only mall i've been to in calgary is crossiron
>>74765742
What do you think 50 year olds look like? Do they look like grannies in Finland or something?
The gf.
>>74765834
properly sized jorts have their place, just not everyday
Unless they go over your knees
>>74765846
>>74765850
kind of a shit mall tbqh
west ed has more attractions
Where do all the qt asian girls hang out during the summer?
I hope I fall in love while in Roma and entice a girl with my flawless Italian accent. I will be the pale beast of the Mediterranean
>>74765849
don't be mad that you don't have a mall with rollercoasters and waterslides in it
and mini golf
and a big dragon
and a pirate ship
and sea lions
The gf..
>>74765865
America & Europe maybe Quoibec
>>74765865
Plastic surgeon, dmv, puppy mills and high end sunglasses store
>>74765873
i had a mall with a pirate ship growing up and montreal has a six flags...
NEED a quebecois gf
Id settle for just A gf, 3bh
no fat chicks though
>>74765886
All of them are ugly, stop posting this picture you retarded nigger
>>74765846
I don't have dreams, Mr. Laborer
>>74765883
but is montreal's six flags in a mall? thought so
cheque mate
>>74765897
2nd from the left is pretty qt
>All of them are ugly
>>74765910
no its on an island right next to downtown and you can take the metro there as they have a station on the island
74765931
stop replying to me
>>74765873
don't forget the submarines
>>74765942
montreal is just too pretty for you? i know its hard
how to get a gf
>have trouble breathing
>take allergy pill
>now my chest hurts
good night
do not respond to the mulatto
>>74765962
if youre nice to me you can be my room mate and experience this great city for yourself
r8 my room
>>74765951
who needs a gf when you can have this?
>ywn live in a cabin in the woods keeping a retarded slave to do your brute work while playing tricks on the locals
>>74765962
*teenage
>>74765977
that's pretty creepy lad
>35 - 88 bucks for a ticket to a small theater performance
its like they WANT me to come up empty on a mothers day gift
>>74765983
>18
>women actually take me seriously and give me the time of day unlike you
makes me think
>>74765990
practice your consonant sounds that will surprise her
>>74765977
has science gone too far?
T E E N
T I T A N!
>>74765851
yes babushka tier
>>74765990
thanks for reminding me to give her a call lmao
drumpf
/int/ has gotten a lot slower since /bant/ began
>>74766032
>please do not eat onions 48 hours prior
>>74766035
oh shit i just noticed /bant/
why does this board exist? it's basically just another /int/
>>74765977
i just need the flipper thing to smack my ass
>>74766035
it feels like they are purposefully trying to destroy int
trv is for srs people
soc and bant can cover the "socializing" and joking aspects
what's the point?
>>74766057
the purpose was to take shitposting away from /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh-GMVIy30Q
owo
>>74766059
they're not trying to destroy anything
hes just running it the same way he did 2ch
me irl
>>74766098
into the ground lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajBuL0RvUFs
>>74766059
>soc and bant can cover the "socializing" and joking aspects
absolutely do not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLuMNWuxOkQ
>>74766083
i hate these clickbait anime ASMR
they bring a bad image to asmr videos
@74766083
@74766107
@74766120
2ch's current admin was posting about jews again today
why can't hiro be more like him
obese, antisemitic, and living in the Philippines
>they bring a bad image to asmr videos
>>74766127
sit down and enjoy imagining getting the succ from a cute 2d girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWF52_puURU
the only good asmr is varg's amsr
>>74766145
you dont think so? are you a fucking weeb
>>74766152
fucking sexual shit kil ur self
>>74766136
how can you possibly be obese in the Philippines? is he like a prince over there or something?
>>74766155
>Not JellybeanASMR
>>74766164
hes not Filipino
>>74765024
Yeah theresa may is employed in uk
*paper crinkling*
*chewing sounds*
mmm
*crunching*
mmm...stop watching porn
*swallowing*
>>74766108
hes a redditor
>>74765372
Happens with me
just got a yeast infection in my ear from chinese cartoons
>>74766197
ever done psychedelics?
>>74765476
Tata nano
wish i had a gf lads haha
>>74766199
if you put your head in the microwave youll turn into a bread
my brother and I grew up fatherless. I think I've found my manhood in religion and emulating Christ, but his manhood is in exaggerating "manly" traits. like he tries to burp loud, brag about how much he can eat, chews smacking his lips with his mouth wide open, walking around shirtless, just being a general slob. its disgusting 2bh and its slightly cringey because I don't think this "archetype" or whatever suits him at all
>>74765476
Buy a used VW Käfer. Mexico had a fuckload of them, they should be cheap, somewhat reliable and compared to nowdays, it's not full of pointless shit like break assistance etc.
>>74766218
oy vey
the teenager is starting to bug my nug nug
>>74766224
you're both brainlets tbqh. I guess not having a father really does fuck you up lol
kikongo speakers not welcome
camille rowe pourcheresse with andrew vanwyngarden from mgmt
>>74766232
Shalom
>>74766224
we can't be talking about the same jesus christ.
>>74766295
his brother burps not jesus
>>74766295
poster emulates christ; his brother emulates fat slob "man"
Post jams, tunes, and what da frug you're listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kebSVddrWAg
I grew up with a father.
I think I've found my manhood in being unemployed and wearing skirts.
>>74766264
>van
>garden
these don't go together
hmmmm
There was brief cuck propaganda in the desert episode
>>74766317
>>74766318
assuming froggie can't crack a joke?
>>74766324
same
just thought up a new word pals
you'r
sure to get rage from both sides of the crowd, all the (you)s shall be mine)
>>74766340
it fell flat.
god i am awful at quake
counter-strike and battlefield are so much easier
>>74766321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEJdfDD4dVg
>father was a violent addict
>can't remember most of childhood
>>74766358
1vs1 me rite know my score last game was 43 to 4
>>74766321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3MZgGiIAQY&list=PLbRf7bcUkIC10jaHe7yNkh4fx-eAeTRQY&index=13
>>74766370
i just said i was awful wtf
>>74766342
fathers are very overrated
>>74766382
i know u better get good scrublet X_Ddd
>>74766354
apparently
>>74766321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtBOlvHwpFo
>>74766370
what is this from
>>74766370
mmm I think I want to play this game
>>74766324
same!
>>74766343
love it!
>>74766405
>>74766406
its some vr porn game by japs
can look into it if you want
>>74766369
>>74766405
>pure ideology
>>74766429
its called vr kanojo i think its by illusion
>>74766433
only have a few memories from before I was 11
>>74766394
gettin better
>>74766472
bless them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvD4ssDFcRo
mmmm
Why can't we just be put into stasis while our minds are transplanted into a Matrix-like virtual reality where we can do anything?
Why must we constantly steer clear of cyber utopia?
>>74766498
>sibelius
i want to recreate revolutionary iran but in the united states
I want to die.
>>74766517
can't compete with this composer
>>74766498
we can play if you want though the ping might be unbearable
>>74766520
So a Christian theocracy?
>>74766511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUiCDYc07_U
>>74766490
I hate to see the photos they took, only showing positive stuff and smiles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWUdH_iQ4h4
How do we fix North American cities lads?
Pic not related
>>74766420
>>74766342
#trending
>>74766546
wtf i ain't fighting no 43-4 nig
requesting the cofe chart meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeE0bohMWMo
>>74766245
>get new S++ soldier
>Sentry 3
>name is "Black Bull"
>he speaks Kikongo
>fire him
>>74766583
team deathmatch that is
i would be on your team
>>74766538
yolo
>>74766566
Add neon to everything to create a cyberpunk dystopia so I can drive my shitty 79 Oldsmobile and feel like I'm in a time where I didn't have to worry about getting beaten with bikelocks by permavirgins
>>74766608
>get beat up by niggers or chinks instead
>>74766588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM33TiQKl7I
>>74766566
Four times as many trees everywhere, create dozens of artificial lakes, and replace every traffic intersection with an overpass
>>74766623
>get curbstomped by titanium shoes attached to a cyborg's 1,000 lbs titanium leg
>>74766566
tram line on every street
optionally
>get beat up by guineas and poles
>>74766564
>>74766490
fuck this one is about family photos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSjIz8oQuko
pubic transportation is beautiful
feel like Im about to fall asleep but I still gotta finish this essay
>>74766690
>People coughing and sneezing on me during the height of flu season
Anything but beautiful.
>indians used astrological symbols
only part that really bothers me
>>74766690
>public transportation is beautiful
>>74766733
bum bum
>>74766731
the design of the systems is beautiful, whether or not the people using them have colds is irrelevant. also if we were like asia and used facemasks that wouldnt be an issue.
>REEEEEEEEEE YOU DIDN"T SAVE THE GAME!!!! CHEATERS >>>/OUT/!!! I WENT THROUGH 310 SHITPOSTS AND FALSE REPORTS AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
>POOF!!
>ALL OF MY HARDWORK WENT DOWN THE DRAIN!!!!
>>74766750
fuck you, resetti, I missed the UFO and I want those goodies
>>74766743
>that wouldnt be an issue
>Meanwhile every other new disease comes from China
>>74766750
from animal crossing?
is that game good?
>>74766781
PG and WW are top tier comfy
>>74766763
i was thinking of japanese train etiquette but ok
Install TempleOS
Reminder that the South is the only culture in North America that is uniquely American. As the South's monuments and traditions are desecrated by political correctness, carpetbaggers, and the overreaching hand of Washington it is not just the destruction of Southern culture, it is the annihilation of the last vestiges of the unique culture that once existed in the United States.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfare_for_the_Common_Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyTwUdsXtiI
i could pummel anyone here
anime watching sissies
>>74766820
*pummels your ass*
>>74766796
>buttblasted that his southern "culture" didn't become recognizable culture found in Hollywood productions
>>74766789
>japanese train etiquette
So we all get to grope pic related on our morning commutes?
>>74766796
everything west of pennsylvania is americana idiot
Who wants to play some vidya on 360?
-Halo 3
-BO1
-Halo Reach
What do you all wanna play?
>the midwest
>culture
>>74766838
>Southern culture
>not recognizable
Uhhh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Q80mk7bxE
It'd be sick if nintendo made a mobile animal crossing game that wasn't pay-to-win or some kikery shit
>>74766781
It was fun when I was a kid and fun to play with friends (I think the newer ones have multiplayer online). Definitely more enjoyable than miitomo
>>74766849
t. shucker
>>74766859
sorry, wrong word
the STANDARD of all culture that has become incredibly familiar
the only thing of note in the American West is the wilderness
nothing the people have done deserves any acknowledgment except scorn
>>74766806
>girl with thicc thighs almost closes the gap
>then fucks up and puts them almost 100 steps behind
rip
sent to the gulag
>the only thing of note in the American West is the wilderness . nothing the people have done deserves any acknowledgment except scorn
california is a bastard state
>>74766884
South Dakota made experimental supercolliders and is currently conducting tachyon research in former gold mines
What has Virginia done?
>>74766908
VERY rude
>>74766912
had a culture
>>74766912
house negroes
>>74766912
produced the army of northern virginia
>>74766876
why do people confuse western and suððern culture?
>>74766908
>passed around by Spain, Mexico, Russia and the USA
>>74766922
>had
Goober
>>74766928
dum stupid
>>74766930
dum stupid
>>74766908
i agree with this statement
>talking to friend
>conversation ends up at vidya, specfically Nier
>say i know all the games currently out but its been months since i actually last played a game
>he asks how do i know about the current games then
how do i respond to this without referencing /v/?
lmao nice dead general fags
>>74766991
thank you for saving this
>>74767000
just say you browse IGN
icescream?? I'd like to have 2 scoops SVP
[email protected]
I just realized I'm scheduled to work next Saturday but I have a different commitment
even the style of ranching done in the west is far from unique for the US
the only unique type were the Crackers in Florida
>>74767000
>I go on the gaming subreddit
>>74766987
This
>>74767024
>unique for the US
>Canadians do it
>Mexican do it
prove me wrong
buds are here
>far from unique
dammit
have a (You) though
>>74767000
wtf does your friend buy every game he sees at first glance?
>>74767035
reread my post and tell me if there are Crackers in Canada or Mexico
>tfw I have to work less than 8 hours from now
>>74767024
American ranching is still very unique in comparison with old-world ranching
I won't debate that cowboys aren't exactly American however
And Floridan Crackers are weird just like the rest of Florida, I blame the limestone water
buckaroos are unique to The Northwest
Why doesn't Trump have a presidential pet?
Trump should get a pet frog for his presidential pet.
Seriously folks, how could we let this happen?
can someone tell me whats special about crackers besides the fact that they dont rear cattle on the plain?
>>74767127
don't worry, a military coup would stop any extreme retardation
>>74767142
>don't worry, a military coup
americans
Why yes, I like my water hard as a rock; limestone even. What do you think of thaat? Would do you think of thaat!?
>>74767127
>It's the year 2035
>The wind slowly blows the ash in a forest of blackened trees
>Silently you sit waiting for something, anything, to walk by
>then you hear it, a crack of branch right behind you
>you whirl around and fire your sawed-off shotgun point blank into the mutants grotesque visage
>You smile, a mutie this size will feed you for days
>"Praise kek" you mutter to yourself
>"Thank kek I live in the timeline where Trump won." you mumble as you begin dressing the hairless abomination
>>74767127
Don't worry. I'm sure Putin has taken them off his hands by now.
>>74767154
why is there a baby pacifier in the background
>>74767137
No lassos, use whips instead
>>74767151
>>74767142
by definition,a military coupe is impossible in a system where the military is run by civilians