/brit/

>>74764972
yeah mate she's pretty cute

fun to chat to as well

>>74764966
I remember when /brit/ was started by Jackies

>>74764979
still haven't seen one good non political argument against the show

why are yanks so fucking subhuman

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>Oi, ya fergot ta reply, ya spacka, dinnit ch'ye

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>tfw the qt geeky quadroon in your tissue culture course starts talking to you about Rick and Morty
>tfw you actually enjoy watching Rick and Morty yourself and are pleased with this development in the conversation

>>74765004
It's existentialist garbage

>>74765018
not anglo

>>74765004
i enjoy the show but i certainly don't see the reason for the following it has

>>74765018
They're molested at birth by a rich old Jewish man

>>74765004
I liked season one, and watched season two.

I got a few minutes into the start of season 3 and just didn't care. I tire of gimmicks pretty quickly, and R&M is basically just a gimmick.

terrible show for stupid people

Might do a post
Might not

What's it to ya?

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>>74765018
A high percentage of Irish admixture.

Imagine thinking that tertiary education is useless

it's not

maybe for you but it is not useless

>>74765072
>Imagine thinking
A step above any Aussie's natural ability

>>74765040
>>74765044
kek was just baiting, fuck off literal reddit
>i-it's actually pretty good, you're right
LMAO

aww the britboo yanks in the /ck/ thread are so cute
why can't our resident yanks be more like those fine young lads

if I had access to a time machine, where would I go? A question commonly asked but an answer not commonly given.

I'd travel back to April of 1912 and set sail on the RMS titanic although with a few modern amenities and technology. I would dance and joke and eat and watch the clock as the titanic's period of blissful ignorance went unchallenged all the while teetering closer to the abyss. Perhaps by now you're thinking I will save the titanic, her crew and passengers with deliverance of an omen at the 15th hour, but, you are wrong. As the collision occurs and as ancient ice tears through steel, I will be in a pressurised scuba suit (albeit with a few alterations) climbing into a small submarine.

The voyage down to the inevitable grave, not being shallow its one semblance to an honour burial on land, was exhilarating. Upon reaching its final resting place identified 73 years later, I sat in wait. I looked at my watch and saw the time was close, so I began my final journey.

I exited the submarine in my modified scuba suit, that modification being a small rubbed sealed hole in the groin to allow my bollocks to be subject to the extreme pressures of the deep. The pressure itself had me salivating as my bollocks were being crushed under pressure like the creation of diamonds, fitting for the title of family jewels. I swam to the collision point deep in the Atlantic and lay there, saliva filling my mask. Finally, through a thick saliva filled mask, I see the titanic hurtling toward me, my bollocks more specifically. The bow of the ship that bought rose and jack closer to heaven ascends me even higher as it makes contact my bollocks, crushing them with a combination of brute force and water pressure. As I lay on the ocean floor, knackers pulverised and now food for small fish, I drift slowly to sleep thinking that although hearts may go on, my bollocks sure won't.

>>74765082
I came here to shitpost at Anglos, not Americunts

>>74765082
i'd openly admit to watching it, but i'd still shitpost about it and mock people who reckon it's anything but meme tier entertainment

>>74765079
The post didn't say it was useless. Reading comprehension

mental to think that any alien civilisation that's invented radio and television get the same static we do

>>74765105
A high percentage of Irish admixture

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>tfw your nice british master will never pat your head and give you treats for being a well behaved house yank

technically not the "same" static but static none the less

>>74765117
That's not mental at all, it's literally just background noise from the universe

>>74765143
ummm.... I KNOW THAT

fucking moron

I love Britain. Shame it doesn't exist anymore.

just won an argument on another board

lads what's 3x15?

>>74765117
*cough* undocumented civilisation

>>74765183
don't know

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>>74765182
Just posted a /brit/ post on the wrong board

got a massive forehead lads

donnie darko doesnt make any sense

>>74765213
It does, you dumb cunt.

It's just a more retarded Butterfly effect

>/brit/ is literally minority British
oh i am laffing
Makes me feel a bit better about my country, and deludes me into believing for a moment that we aren't an utter international embarrassment looked down upon with contempt from most other Anglo countries

>>74765224
yeah but if it's a tangent universe then who was jet engine?

>>74765183
Look at my post and find out sweaty

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very narrowminded to think this whole "aliens would invent radios with similar static to ours" argument

doesn't comprehend the complexities that might exist with alien life; they might hear certain wavelengths of sound such that static sounds like a nail clawing at a chalkboard and they can't tolerate it, or it could disrupt the functioning of their differently attuned brains

or they might transcend carbon-based life and have biological systems that use their own form of static and have methods of communication that don't need secondary manufactured implements

or a society that doesn't revolve around long-distance or any communication at all, thus having no need for radios

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>>74765208

>>74765245
nice

>>74765233
Loads of Irish post incognito aswell, and some poles and other immigrants, probably less British here than we like to admit

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>>74765245
I am QUITE proud of myself by getting this without using a script

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>>74765245
>>74765183
good lads

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>very narrowminded to think this whole "aliens would invent radios with similar static to ours" argument
>
>doesn't comprehend the complexities that might exist with alien life; they might hear certain wavelengths of sound such that static sounds like a nail clawing at a chalkboard and they can't tolerate it, or it could disrupt the functioning of their differently attuned brains
>
>or they might transcend carbon-based life and have biological systems that use their own form of static and have methods of communication that don't need secondary manufactured implements
>
>or a society that doesn't revolve around long-distance or any communication at all, thus having no need for radios

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>>74765245
Well done la

>>74765250
if aliens exist (they don't) they will be humanoid and similar to us

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>>74765245
dis cunt

>>74765233
i reckon irl people don't hate britain anywhere near as much as on imageboards
hatred towards britain on here largely comes from our multiculturalism, which a rando forener irl isn't going to spend that much time thinking about compared to on 4chan. Also hate towards britain largely comes from the french/germans - germans because of weird /pol/ nazi shit which again is v imageboard specific

>>74765279
just jealous of my intellect la

all of that (and more) I envisioned at a moment's thought
with the proper mental faculty you too could think like I do

could heem everyone in this thread without breaking a sweat

>>74765250
sorry but static will come to the in some form if they are advanced enough to detect radio waves

animals on earth proves that there is a need for advanced lifeforms to reach into the radiowave range for long range communication, of course with time they will get used to whatever effect the static will have on them, you are not taking some blob of life and placing them somewhere else, you are literally taking a snap shot of an alien life that's been there for millions and millions of years, i am sure they have their own tolerance

>>74765287

not necessarily

>>74765287
Aliens exist, but the possibility that we'll ever stumble upon a species as advanced as us is incredibly small.

Think of how little time we've existed compared to all other life on Earth. It's much more likely that we'd stumble across some other planet's Permian period than its Holocene

>>74765335
>Aliens exist
nice proof

>>74765335
they don't

Bored as all fuck. Anyone wanna chill?

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At the arcade lads

should I go for a swim or have a wank?

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>>74765345
It's statistically likely that they do.

It's statistically unlikely that we'll ever find someone who's not a microbe or, like, a slug.

Do i want to chill? Yes
Will i be doing it with you? No i will not

>>74765366
it is not likely at the point of being likely
the existence is infinitesimal in the general view and almost impossible in our view

>>74765351
delete this post mate

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>>74765117
>>74765138
>>74765208
>>74765250
>>74765287
>>74765334
>>74765334
>>74765335
>>74765345
>>74765352
>>74765366
Board Rule 1
>This board is for the discussion of foreign culture and language.

Point on a map and show me the aliens, yeah
Reported

Why can't Englishmen be proud anymore?

>>74765407
Low test little Saxons worms

>>74765403
i agree with you

aliens only serve as an ego boost for us

otherwise thinking about them is pointless

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>>74765335
>making empirical claims about unobservable entities

>>74765403
*Points at Indonesia*

What do you think is the best method of offing yourself lads?

the dinosaurs weren't killed off by a meteor, they had nukes and wiped each other out

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>AverageBydlo.jpg

>>74765438
old age

>>74765438
helium tank obviously

>>74765438
you don't
your life is a gift one that can't be given back

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>>74765440
>WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones

why is announcing ban reports an offence?

>>74765469
who are you quoting?

>>74765440
irrelevant

13 posts since last brit post
wake up pls

>>74765471
not u go away

>>74765471
sod off you chunky bastard

turn around

Feels really odd that Australia and New Zealand sill have our flag on their flags. Perhaps those men before us who died and explored for King and Country didn't die completely in vain after all.

>>74765509
everyone dies in vain in the end

always thought the phrase "dying in vain" was a euphemism for getting killed by vampires

>>74765483
>>74765485
you know greentexting is for quoting a previous post right?

>>74765548
stfu

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>everyone dies in vain in the end

king arthur will return from avalon and save us at the hour of our greatest peril

richard of york gave battle in vein

>there's only one way people memetext

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>you know greentexting is for quoting a previous post right?

>>74765570
who are you quoting?

*loud banging at the door*
This is the Yank Police Department. We've gotten reports of anti-Yank activity at this address. Please open the door.
*banging continues*

>>74765548
zip it bloater

>>74765578
yeah, i guess that is the kind of thing that someone who wears an unfashionable hat might say

>>74765609
>unfashionable

>>74765013
wrong, it comes from the japanese term for animation

Party tonight
Literally and unironically shaking with fear

tons of left wing political activism posters on my street

>>74765622
yeah, fedoras were in fashion 50 years ago and now they're not, what's your point?

*knifes a yank*
dont mind me just taking out the trash

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>>74765636
heem them into nonexistence

About to message some girl who's way too anxious/unstable/excessive that I'm not interested but my penis says "no"

>>74765643
>were in fashion
>were
They're the pinnacle of avant garde post ironic fashion.

>>74765635
Don't drink, get home safely x

>>74765658
Uneducated right wingers

>>74765658
might just leave them actually, never see any activism actually happening i think it's just one or two harmless larpers

big fan of chicken breast

>>74764966
More like Reddit and Memey

thoughts on harry styles new album?

>>74765695
more like nigger and cucky :DDDDDD

>>74765686
big fan of your mums breasts

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I'm probably a piece of shit, but Time And A Word is my favorite Yes album.

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>post about how shitty seaworld is
>top comment is a PR damage control post explaining how aquariums are great and so on

lmao fuck off

they're not even being subtle about it anymore

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Am I allowed to post here?

>>74765745
who are you quoting?

>>74765764
You're more british than the average poster here at this time of day desu

>>74765767
foy

>>74765764
>64.9% white
jesus

>tfw don't even get snow anymore just grey skies and the occasional heat weave
CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL FOLKS

>>74765777
I am the most British here.

>>74765794
who are you quoting?

>>74765789
My family were sailors and traders for the East India company so they tend to mix with locals.

Was pretty funny to see as well since I look like the stereotypical dutchman and never expected anything.

>>74765828
do you look muslim

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WAHNAGKMNDJDIEMDADO THIS WAY AGAIN

FAILURE TASTES SO SWEET

IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE

FORGIVE ME

>>74765837
0 arab genes. What do you think?

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i enjoy watching british morning news at 1am lol

>>74765863
white people can be muslim too. "muslim" isn't an ethnic group

Whats your favourite sexual fantasy? One of my very favourite scenarios is as follows.

Humanity is at war with an alien race which wants nothing more than to extinct us. Eighty years ago, the aliens released a terrible virus upon humanity which made almost all human pregnancies result in female babies. I am one of only ten human men still alive in the galaxy. Humanity's only hope is that I, and the 9 other men, do our duty and repopulate the Milky Way, hoping for an anomalous male heir. And so us men are sent around the galaxy to tour planets, breeding with as many women as possible, and only with the fittest women, screened by breeding potential, that each planet has to offer.

I'm on an intergalactic spaceship, housed in the cellars in the rear hull of the ship. I'm locked away, garbed in a dusty loincloth. I am young, but this will be my seventy-fifth 'tour'. The guards (all women) are eyeing me up and down, thinking of how they might get away with raping me and stealing my seed. It has happened before. I close my eyes, enjoying my brief reprieve before weeks of feeling like my testicles have been stuck in a toaster on bagel setting.

But then,suddenly, a loud crash sounds and the entire ship shakes. Within moments, a dozen small green aliens forcibly board our ship and slaughter the female crew one by one with gamma ray guns. They come up to my cell, and must have then realized that I was a man, because they excitedly shouted something in alienlish. Moments later, an ominous mechanical cart approaches me. An alien opens my cell door, rips off my loincloth, and affixes some strange metal tubes and baubles to my loins. He yells an order, and the aliens tending the cart flip a switch. The lights on the ship flicker, and the baubles start to glow. A deep sound reverberates. Almost instantaneously, my bollocks were compacted into a dimension smaller than a neutrino, completely obliviating them and rendering them sterile.

business idea: seenzone posts by @ them and replying "seen"

i.e.

@74765905
seen

>Varg's fans are turning on him now because he's said that Southern Europeans aren't white

VERY entertaining turn of events lads

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>>74765927

>>74765927
they aren't. if you say southern euros are white then by the same logic turks are white

>>74765905
it's not my favorite

Dear Aussies,
Do you like Courtney Barnett?

imagine living your life thinking there is some orchestrated conspiracy to exterminate your race

>>74765960
I don't know how to make bollockposts, but I want to get better. If I modify it a bit, can you tell me if its better or worse?

imagine living your life thinking there isn't an orchestrated conspiracy to exterminate your race

>>74765979
can't promise I will

>>74765979
it's not realistic

>>74765979
no, too many words

>>74765993
or rather i should say rational

try simple ball busting posts like:

just got the gf to slap my bollocks again lads

>>74765979
it's tryhard, and you're far more into trying to show off a writing ability than having a post about bollocks destruction

Whats your favourite sexual fantasy? One of my very favourite scenarios is as follows.

Humanity is at war with an alien race, i kill myself

>>74765029
>>74764979


Rick and Morty is a show for both cringey autists and normies who want to pretend to be "nerds". It is a terrible show and you should feel terrible for watching it.

>>74765961

nA NOT REALLY DO U

>>74765905
It's 2077, and the whites are at war the nonwhites, who want nothing more than to extinct us. After over a hundred years of subtler plots to encourage white miscegenation through control of the mainstream media and polluting our water supplies, the nonwhites have accelerated their program and have started biological warfare. Eighty years ago, the nonwhites released a terrible virus upon whites which made almost all of our pregnancies result in female babies. I am the only white man still alive. The white race's only hope is that I do my duty and repopulate our race, hoping for an anomalous male heir. And so I am sent around the world on 'tours', breeding with as many white women as possible, and only with the fittest women, sorted by breeding potential.

I'm on a cruise ship, somewhere in the Mediterranean, housed in the cellars in the rear hull of the ship. The white female guards are eyeing me up and down, thinking of how they might get away with raping me and stealing my seed. I close my eyes, enjoying my brief reprieve before weeks of aches in my loins.

But then, suddenly, a loud crash sounds and the entire ship shakes. Within moments, a dozen Somali migrants forcibly board our ship and take away our women, probably to send them off to the interracial breeding grounds. The migrants come up to my cell and excitedly shouted something in their ooga booga language. Moments later, an ominous mechanical cart approaches me. A brutish man enters my room, rips off my pants, and affixes some strange metal tubes and baubles to my loins. He yells an order, and the migrants tending the cart flip a switch. The lights on the ship flicker, and the baubles start to glow. A deep sound reverberates. Almost instantaneously, my bollocks are compacted into microscopic particles, smaller than neutrinos, completely obliviating them and rendering them sterile. The white race is doomed and my bollocks are tiny.

practicing my hiragana. I'll be speaking japanese in no time

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>but first let me reply to these posts from 1.5 hours ago

Don't think Spiderland's that amazing really, it's alright

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>>74766124

>>74765764
no, fuck off chigger

>>74766106
Teach me Nihongo sensei-san.

>>74766093
remove some meme terms and it will be golden

>>74766154
i can teach u kanji gaijin

business idea: stop posting posts that are longer than one sentence

>>74766154
first learn the japanese alphabet, hiragana and katakana
then learn the grammar rules
then learn vocabulary along with kanji
then you're speaking nihongo

>hedoestheredditspacing

good job killing the thread leaf twat

dont care yank bastard

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Don't enjoy doing anything desu

Might take up smoking

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lads, i want to start boxing but i've broke my hand in the past, is this a problem?

DON'T reply to the above poster

>>74766261
i smoke, it's a bit shit really.

>>74766261
just don't smoke marijuana... fucking hate stoners

>>74766288
i didn't ask you mate

>>74766261
i did that haha, really like my cigarette breaks during a long day of doing nothing now
wouldn't recommend but if you do, just be careful not to get to the point where quitting's too painful (i.e. a few a day at most)

>>74766299
dude weed like transformed my life... gave me a whole new perspective... you're just a pessimist

>>74766066
Hm nah don't think I shall nice try though sweaty xx hehe

*gets schwifty*

Why are you up at this hour lads?

>>74766308
i agree here

smoking as hard to quit as people make it out to be, it's all defined by why you smoke.

if someone smokes because they have a shit job, then yeah, hard as fucking nails to quit.

if someone smokes for the fun of it, relatively easy to quit.

>>74766332
don't know
goodnight i suppose

>>74766332
mind your own business nosey twat

>>74766332
cant sleep

>>74766253
>>74766304
>>74766371
mate...

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waifu

>>74766386
don't ever reply to me again yank bastard

what a god awful mess this yankrunt, leafrunt and triprunt have made in here

HE

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>ants in me tea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA

>>74766480
>gif
fuck off

>>74766480
you're going to wake up one morning with a cobra slithering next to you, then ants won't seem that big of a deal

>>74766461
don't ever mention me indirectly twat

>>74766492
is that Elsa Jean?

>>74766508
my room is ice cold, any reptiles won't like it

>>74766551
beto imposter

>>74766552
so what do you use to catch the cockroaches? surely a gecko or two is essential?

>>74766552
what if he is hot and wants to cool off

>>74766521
Hi! How are you? :-)

>>74766570
not seen a cockroach yet
desu my house is very clean but ants are a menace and get in no matter what

a lgecko got inside though when I left the door open and idk where he is now

shit on the floor

>>74766581
good, you? :) :P

had a dream I had a pet gecko once

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>thread starts with "1. your country"

we have a lot of geckos here haha they eat mozzies and moths

Decided to book a trip to New Zealand instead of Australia

That big rock seemed like a scam (you have to fly out to its own airport), and I have plenty Chinese in Vancouver to need to visit Melbourne/Sydney

>>74766649
i lived in indonesia for a while, a gecko captured with a dead cockroach in a small box was releassed every night into my room. in the monring, any bastard cockies would be lin bits.

>>74766679
bit islamophobic

going to greece this summer

>>74766711
She's pregnant now.

Pity she had to spend the entire second half of her career shooting interracial anal scenes.

>haha ye bro i just wanna mov 2 australia n be a tradie and hang on da beach
>doesn't even go to australia in the end

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74766701
there are so many around I could easily catch one if needed
but I haven't seen a single one so far, but loads of ants
and cicadas

>>74766695
Ok mate

>>74766725
they should eat cicadas, not sure about ants but they are probably like biscuits to geckos.

hail Odin
hail Lugus
hail Hermes
hail Svarog
hail Mercury
hail Thoth

>>74766754
why isn't freyja on here you dumb leaf

>>74766711
she thinks shes sooo fucking good with that hula-hoop. I was watching the AVN's where Machine Gun Kelly was performing and she was on stage the whole time just twirling around with that fucking plastic ring like she thought it was some kind of art form. stupid bitch

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>>74766752
I like cicadas honestly
they're interesting little bugs
its weird to think how many can live for like 20 years

All forms of Christianity must be rejected, even Christian Identity.

>>74766754
>not using the Anglo Saxon names
Danelaw traitor

got a small willy lads

going to the syros island lads

when did trying to convince people of your point turn from
>Actually I believe you're wrong, this is the source I used to determine that
to
>You fucking retard, just fucking google it you spastic

like everyone is so convinced that their interpretation is the correct one that anyone who disagrees HAS to be trolling
it's really disheartening because there is no debate any more, just egos

Serpents are sacred symbols throughout the world (still used on the flag of my forebears, Wales). Yet another example of what the alien, cancerous desert religion tried to take away from us European natives.

>>74766795
didnt know that, they look like grasshoppers? do i have the right thing in my head?

I have the "Sign of the Devil", I´m left handed so they probably would´ve burned me for Witchcraft or something in the Middle Ages. In Christian schools it was a common practice to force children to write and draw with the right hand to 1950-60´s.
John Lydon (Johnny Rotten, Sex Pistols) went to Irish Catholic school in London and was beaten with a steel ruler if he took pencil on his left hand.

>>74766830
snake worship was always more of an "eastern" thing
it was big in Greece and Rome more as an eastern import

snakes/dragons have always been the enemy in European traditions, unlike the far east where dragons/serpents are benevolent and godlike.

>>74766828
problem is with the net, people think finding a fact to prove others wrong is the same as expertise. its not.

hate leafs and their shitty spam posts

My grandmother was born in the late 1800's in Finland, and even though the only school book that they had for reading (until high school) was the bible (because they could get them for free from missionaries) she was never a christian. She said that up in the north woods where she grew up, they were still angry that the King of Sweden had declared all the Finns to be "christian". This was problem for her living in the USA in the '50s. She would tell the locals who tried to get her to go the church "My church is tree in the front yard" (a giant tree, twice as tall as our 3 story farm house). I always thought this was metaphorical, but now I'm not so sure after watching your video on the sacredness of trees. Maybe she was recalling the old ways. (I miss you äiti)

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>>74766846
yea like chubby retarded grasshoppers
we never had them back home so I like seeing them here
people eat them here but I've never tried it yet.
apparently they taste good though, like prawns

>>74766867
Christianity is indeed based on Sun worship more than it is on Judaism. It started as a Jewish sect, But when the Romans (Greeks) picked it up, they injected a good dose of pagan sun worship in it, including mythos from older religions such as Zoroastrianism. Emperor Constantine's favorite Deity was "Sol invictus".

doing a oatmeal on toast for brekky

>>74766917
This sounds like that zeitgeist bollocks.

>>74766949
In Ireland many of the ((('catholic')))) traditions are really just renamed pagan ones also, for example St Brigid's day (used to be called 'imbolc' to celebrate ewes in lamb and longer days and also the pagan Brighid. About halfway through the winter solstice and spring equinox) and Easter( Spring Equinox, was naturally already celebrated here.) and christmas which we all know was a pagan festival before.

However, 90% water, 10% poison is still poison water. All this stuff about 'Jesus the jew' has no doubt tarnished my peoples minds.

>>74766927
rancid

>jesus is the SUN of god
woah....
brain working on turbo here

>>74766914
>yea like chubby retarded grasshoppers
hehe

consider god may not exist

want America to burn desu

same 2bh

threw a ciggie in the bin and accidentally burnt America down

hopefully my insurance will cover it.

arse hurts

Merely being white and caring about preserving your culture is considered taboo and racist if you dare to speak of it. But it's considered perfectly normal and healthy for other races to feel this way and nobody dares to question it. I wonder why such a narrative is being pushed?

>>74767033
Hate when north americans talk aboit preserving culture.

Your culture is ice hockey and plastic tasting macaroni and cheese. Do us a favour and fuck off with your tism

what's the funniest yank experience you had /brit/?

I once saw a yank family in my town and the dad had on a u.s. veteran thing on his jacket, like he was looking for attention but nobody cared lol

>>74767033
because YOU PERSONALLY are a puss and get upset when someone calls you a racist in public.

cute little kitten just walked up to my door but wouldn't let me petted him

uwu so cute

>>74767061
>>74767086
Whites are undoubtedly the most beautiful and creative race! But, we face extinction! How can a superior people let themselves get into a position where they are in great danger of population replacement! No matter how beautiful the corpse, it will matter not if we are gone, because the first law of nature is SELF-PRESERVATION! Until we replenish our numbers and retake our lands, to even suggest that Whites are superior is ridiculous. There is no equality in nature, we are all superior and inferior in our own ways like Varg says.

>>74767033
probably because whites have been colonizing and dominating the world for a long time

when U.S. had slaves not too long ago it's questionable when people bring up "white culture rahh"

What do you tell a white man/woman that has a mixed child?
"Excuse me, are you a babysitter?"
They will look at you funny, and probably reply "No, this is my child."
Then you simply walk away, and then it will slowly hit them. What was this man talking about, why did he ask me if I am a babysitter?
The guilt of poisoning their bloodline will soon hit them, their natural instincts will overcome the propaganda they've been brainwashed with, realizing that they are a traitor and that their child looks nothing like them.

Met a chick and she was too crazy/unstable
Met another chick and she was too boring and we didn't hit it off

Dating is hard

>>74767125
business idea: female clone of myself

>>74767117
>there are peoples who actually believe this
i wish communism exist so you could be killed for thinking this

party in t minus two hours
terrified, worked myself into a state

>>74767133
I would invest

>>74767149
hope no coloured folk are invited.

>>74767149
dunners?

speak to your housemates about getting puss?

would like to play MGS4 again

if you have brown eyes or hair, you should fucking kill yourself

>>>/o/17189898

thoughts?

>>74767149
you will be FINER than fine my friend
just imagine everyone in their underwear which is so tight you can see their BIG willies

>>74767194
what if i have black hair and i'm white

You feel it too, don't you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g

>Romans: nordic phenotype until the split where Byzantines were raped by Turks
>Ancient Greeks: nordic phenotype until the split where Byzantines were raped by Turks
>Iberians: mixed with Moors after the Islamic conquest
>Ancient Egyptians: nordic phenotype until they were raped by Arabs
>Ancient China: mummies found with blonde hair, royalty was of nordic phenotype
>Persia: nordic phenotype until they were raped by Arabs
>Sumeria: statues have blue eyes, were of nordic phenotype

>>74767180
is this because of that thread?

>>74767175
nah I'm just going to mill around

imagine being so autistic you spend your time arguing about racial purity on a Japanese imageboard

>>74767249
you are a mutt or an invader

either way should FUCK OFF

>>74767294
Hello nigger

>>74767266
those Chinese mummies are only in the extreme west, in the Tarim basin
and the """Nordic""" phenotype is pre-indo European, not related to those migrations

>>74767266
>we wuz romans

>>74767293
come on m8 tuck in. get some gum, and focus on the chew and it'll help with the anxiety.

just ease into it and talk to your m8s, you'll be right

>>>/o/17195415

thoughts?

>it's Yank, psuedo Yank and Aussie hours

ah that's why /brit/ is so shit. Back to bed

installing leage of legends

>>74767320
>>74767321
fuck off cucks

ImAGiNe BEinG sOO AuTiSTic YoU SpeND YoUr TiME ArGuInG AboUt rAcIal puriTy oN a JaPaNesE ImGGeboArd

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plan for my day.

7:30 - 8: continue with my book on investing and researching some good options
8-8:15: meditate
8:15-8:30 eat some porridge while checking up on the daily news in another language
8:30-9:30: read some philosophical works
9:30-11: hit the gym + shower
11:15-1: do some maths
1-1:30: light lunch whilst practicing language
1:30-2: continue with maths if necessary or practice music
2-3: go out and get daily errands done, shopping + post office
3-5: get some economics reading done (what i studied at my degree, just keeping it fresh in my mind)
5-6: prepare big dinner
6-8: eat dinner whilst watching some kino or informative talks/documentaries
8-10: miscellaneous reading - may be a continuation of economics, philosophy and so on.
10-11: read my novel before lights out

Just want to meet a girl who agrees to just have casual sex and foreplay

>>74767324
yeah hopefully I'll cope
just don't want to sperg out like I often do, if worst comes to worst I'll retire to my room and do a cry

>>74767358
ummm, where's the 8 hours of work????

>>74767133
Bad idea. Can't stand myself.

>>74767364
dont drink too much or you'll sperg, guaranteed. get a buzz and slow down, then ease into it with your m8s.

don't retire at all. stick it out even if you're hating it.

One race develops most tech, has highest intelligence and creativity, can literally glass the planet if they wanted to

but this other race uses up less moisture in hot climates so... even? Oh right i forgot, (((technology)))

>>74767358
you're not even going to stick to that, stop acting like a twat?

going to purify myself by masturbating feverishly in the jungle for an hour then come home and make tea

>>74767378
if you're bored, ask to use the computer then come talk to us :)

>>74767385
>One race develops most tech, has highest intelligence...
Asians?

how come there were no relevant spanish or french or dutch pirates in the caribbean?

is history just anglocentric?

truly Jews are the master race

>>74767372
it's saturday

my work day schedule is as follows:
6:30-8 wake up brush teeth, skip breakfast put on clothes
8-9 travel to work
9 to 5 sit there vegetating
5-6 travel home
6-8 cook and eat dinner
8-10 try to at least do one productive action before i go to sleep but ultimately fail because i'm so tired and i can't concentrate
10-10:30 give up and wank myself to sleep.

>>74767413
Spain owned the entire Mediterranean practically, who would they pirate?
there were lots of French and Dutch pirates though

>>74767358
>>74767372
>this is what the neet actually believes

you will not fill your day with good things unless you are a good person. It doesn't matter if you're working or not actually. if you are well-to-do in spirit you can do fucking anything in any circumstance.

I will always be a loser for example, work or no work or school or anything. I'm always a piece of shit.

>>74767389
Feeling antsy mate?

>>74767407
ancient china and japan were of nordic phenotype retard

even then, all technology came from europe

>>74767434
i wonder what the french and dutch version of "yarr" would be

>>74767448
jaar for dutch

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>>74767435
>I will always be a loser for example, work or no work or school or anything. I'm always a piece of shit.

i dont hate black people and pakis

i just dont think very highly of them

simple as

>>74767454
Jaar means year in dutch

>>74767448
"hon hon hon!"

>>74767523

>>74767523

>>74767523