You wake up in Bogota...

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Find a bf

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Find a gf

come back to medellin

>>74762970
I would probably be dead before waking up. Which is better if we consider that waking up in Bogota is like waking up in the ninth circle of hell, waking up to a nightmare.

>>74763406
My condolences, anon.

>>74763542
no problem, it was shitty being in bogota but atleast i got back to civilization

>>74763572
>Mierdellin
>Civilized
pfff....there's not such thing in this "country"

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>>74763623
then just fucking kys

>>74762970
Hacia la embasia Canadiense por favor.

Feel good knowing I'm in the whitest, most civilized country in South America.

Bogota has a pretty good weather. If it were a first world city, would be perfect to live.

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>>74763246
I'm atheist, but I could totally worship dat ass

Tell me about Cali, I like the name (reminds me of the Indian goddess)

I also like Bucaramanga and Barquisimeto (this one reminds me of Parquimetro)

>>74764376
cali is basically nigs, salsa (the music), petty crime, and nigs

>>74763646
*tips*, my fine gentlesir.

>>74764376
Cali used to be a nice city but now is pretty dangerous

>>74764415
>>74764443

I thought blacks lived in the caribbean, but then, obviously there may have been internal migrations too.

it looks beautiful from that photo

Can any Colombians ITT talk about FARC and how a guerrilla war could possibly last as long as Columbia's

>>74764462
Pure blacks are concentrated on the Pacific coast while on the Carribean the population is mostly mulatto with some blacks, "whites", even some arabs

>>74764462
blacks always live in or near the coast, Cali is pretty close to the pacific coast so a lot of blacks from El Choco (the blackest department, also in the pacific coast) moved in there

>>74764484
Our "campesinos", rural class, have been fucked majorly fucked over throughout our history, add Marxist-Leninist ideology and an incompetent government into the mix and there you have it

>>74762970
My cousin was born there but the asshole doesn't speak Spanish, which means I have no connections. Depending on how much money I have a plane ticket home or a Columbian prostitute would be my first move.

>>74764376

>Barquisimeto

isn't that Venezuela?

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>>74764145
You would worship anything besides your lord and savior Jesus Christ?

t.Inquisition

>>74764567
Hm interesting. Were the Guerrillas confined to only one part of the nation or did they have activity all over? Also, I've heard FARC used to pack feces into their landmines and bombs to ensure that anyone who triggered them would get a nasty infection. Pretty horrifying if true.

>>74762970
Every single day my man. It's been raining all week.

>>74764376
Bucaramanga is objectively the best city in is cunt. It has the best indicators and I'm not even from there. I'm from the coffee region. If the whole country were like the santanderes we'd be first world or close to it. Barquisimeto is in Venezuela and is dangerous as helll. I know people from there, mostly Portuguese, Spanish and Arab ancestry

>>74765202
>santanderes
Only Santander is good, North Santander has been affected way too much by guerrillas in the border

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>>74764376
Cali is nice but quite dangerous even by Columbian standards. It has improved but it still has a long way to go compared to other cities in this cunt.

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get groped in transmilenio

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>>74765610
*Blocks your path*

I will someday

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>>74762970