/cum/

Fuck Drumpf

>only girls are allowed to wear dresses
FUCK

chekc these

hm think I'll come now

then I'll cum, in laci green's mouth

cum is dead

The prettiest girls are usually the most expensive... like 500-600 per hour. You get more bang for your buck with a slightly more plain girl... if you know what i mean.

i'm not feeling happy right now, bois

didnt think my edition would get a chance.

thanks janny

lads why doesn't anyone want to trust me to run high pressure process equipment?

It's sad because it's gotten to the point where it's not even worth it anymore to talk to attractive girls, it's 90% of the time a wild goose chase and they're ending up on their back every night getting stuffed by a hotter guy, richer guy, or guy with a bigger dick. I've deleted Tinder twice and I don't think I'll even try another dating app again. I'm seriously done trying.

>almost 25
>never had a real, salaried job

im a loser

call me Tortuga

most women are miserable and selfish. women's wall is 29 years old and after that is all down hill. once the youth and looks fade, women have nothing to offer. bitches are not domesticated, they are fat, lazy, selfish and etc. women has no worth so why get married and have them ruin your life and take everything in a divorce. stay free men and be happy .

>>74763502
salary doesnt mean a whole lot 2bh. I know lots of people who turned down salaries because of the ot they had to do anyway.

I find the prettiest girls on the metro and sit next to an uglier girl instead of them and it really smashes their self esteem. They wonder if their makeup has come off or if they are hitting the wall. Bitches ain't shit.

I sit next to the prettiest girls on the subway but don't talk to them because I'm an alpha male

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>I find the prettiest girls on the metro and sit next to an uglier girl instead of them and it really smashes their self esteem. They wonder if their makeup has come off or if they are hitting the wall. Bitches ain't shit.

Do this experiment: walk by a girl and see how many times she has a slightly irritated look on her face, as if she's telling herself,
"omg....another guy who thinks I'm fabulous."
If she doesn't do that, notice how often they supposedly need to check their phone, or fix their hair (and thereby block their view of you) just as you pass. Over time you'll see how often this actually happens. It's actually funny, in an eye-rolling sort of way.

Of course, do this as you observe them through your periphery.

Men have to own some of this though. When you stare at a woman, chances are she'll think she's all that, and her head will swell. The dudes who are most successful with women walk around with an "I can take it or leave it" attitude, which, in turn, makes women wonder why THIS particular dude isn't like all the rest. Women have been placed on pedestals for far too long by men that they now place themselves there for no good reason.

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>>74763452
me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNrtbl6ddZM

The prettier the face, the bigger the whore.

>white
>"""""""people"""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

>>74763588
>>74763452
not enough calories consumed today?

>>74763521
they mean to say they can't explain the 7 year gap between graduating high school and now to anyone so it'll look bad to every employer and literally anyone

>>74763588
beta numale: the song

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>russian thinks he'll get any of my (You)s
lol

>>74763604
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
t. wai pipo

>>74763633
yeah no, I didnt mean that

Fucking a pretty girl is the same thing as fucking an ugly girl while watching a pretty girl on TV.

>>74763642
what are you? a fascist?

>>74763645
it's honestly the purest sound of agony I've ever heard, only thing that comes even close is when actors/voice actors try to emulate people who are on fire

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>>74763604
>those literal pig squeals

>>74763664
nothing wrong with fascism, commie

She might be a great body and face and mind, but mens' experience tells them that she's a retarded whore.

>>74763675
I am not commie

>>74763670
fucking dark haired BITCHES

imma go play sum Quack

cum is ded

I dated a single mom and it gets old. They're basically a burger through the drive -thru. Lots of drama, competition with the baby's father to be relevant in the woman's. life. Single moms with kids are devalued in the market. If they're a perfect 10 but have kids then she's actually a five. It doesn't matter how good she looks or if she's got a good job and house or if she's got wealthy. Would you buy a used hot rod with mechanical problems when you can buy a brand new one for a few thousand dollars more?

>>74763486
Can i pick up Mexican chicks with my Big CHIcano Wallet?

about to play The Order: 1886™, my personal game of the year for 2015. It's a bit of an underrated gem hehe. Think I might play some of UNCHARTED: The Nathan Drake Collection afterwards. What can I say? All of my favorite Uncharted games from the PS3 era, all in one place. You really can't beat that (except, maybe, with Uncharted 4 and the new Uncharted: Lost Legacy stand-alone story).

>>74763756
post more pictures of hungary

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i want steam to get some bl vns desu
heck even more otome vns would be nice

couldnt find anything to get my mom =(

>>74763786
playing gaaamu in a bit

Fully 90 to 95 percent of women are actually ugly or very plain without fakeup. Then they add the hair extensions, fake lashes, fake nails, high heels, shapewear, spray tan, push-up bras, and the list goes on and on. Men however are judged on everything from 6ft+ height requirements to 6 figure incomes and etc. The game is completely rigged and unfair.

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You know what? I'm just gonna say it, I appreciate being in the company of you all and I hope only good things happen to you all.

Good night.

ayo gimme dat mexican "i just found mgtow forums" for 2000 alex

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>>74763786

>>74763859
nigger leave

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All that prettiness wasted on such retarded woman

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>tfw I can't help but agree with Mexibro's posts
this is all your fault, 4chinz

>>74763837
I'm legitimately attracted to 90% of women who aren't obese and don't have any major deformities with or without makeup.

Only low-test men have unrealistically high standards desu

>>74763869
do NOT insult my heritage.

>get home from hospital
>still just sit on 4chan shitposting
makes u think

>>74763866
nice monkey dong

got any architectural shots of budapest?

>>74763866
thats a big cock

*dons a kippah in solidarity with my semitic allies*

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REALLY makes me think

>>74763921
he's not wrong objectively speaking
do you think monkey urologists are gay or something for looking at monkey cocks all day

Men aren't ignoring pretty girls. They are ignoring games, drama, violence, deceit, lies, legal entanglements and all the other hell that comes with those girls, pretty or not.

>>74763942

do you look at monkey's penises all day?

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Last final tmrw, it will be weird coming home and not seeing him. RIP

>>74763955
I'm not a monkey urologist so no

>>74763959

is he?

I actually am one of the guys who is ignoring pretty women. Any woman who is a 7 and a half/ 8 or higher turns me off. Any woman who has the look that guys obviously know she is good looking will get nothing from me unless they work hard for it...and NONE EVER do. They are too busy getting cheated on and abused by the "fun" "bad boys" who they have nobody to compare to from experience. It runs soo deep with me that I straight up aren't attracted to hot women who look like models and porn stars. Total turn off. Their physicality has no power over me because I know how they would treat me if I had the audacity to show that I think I deserve a woman who looks like her physically by talking to her and asking her out. The same women who talk about that it's all about what's on the inside that matters.

>>74763866
*throws rock at the monkeys balls*

>>74763973
You don't have to be a urologist to recognize a big cock when someone shows you one

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>>74763974
>I actually am one of the guys who is ignoring pretty women. Any woman who is a 7 and a half/ 8 or higher turns me off. Any woman who has the look that guys obviously know she is good looking will get nothing from me unless they work hard for it...and NONE EVER do. They are too busy getting cheated on and abused by the "fun" "bad boys" who they have nobody to compare to from experience. It runs soo deep with me that I straight up aren't attracted to hot women who look like models and porn stars. Total turn off. Their physicality has no power over me because I know how they would treat me if I had the audacity to show that I think I deserve a woman who looks like her physically by talking to her and asking her out. The same women who talk about that it's all about what's on the inside that matters.

I don't ignore pretty girls as much as I'm not fooled by surface value. Like buying something like a shiny brand new sports car you might be drawn to the flash but then you actually look deeper and you find it's a lemon or you start to see the hidden costs of it and like any car it depreciates in value in time. There is also the delusion that they are worth more than they actually are. When your the buyer you don't make it obvious your interested in buying otherwise the seller has all the power. The same goes with girls, choice is power and why would you give your power to them? For sex? That's not of any value anymore, its a cheap commodity. A person who has power, who has choice doesn't just pick any girl no matter how pretty they may be. A person who makes a haste choice is one who is desperate and without self respect. Don't trade your power and respect.

>>74763988

you seem to know a lot about cock

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>>74763957
F bud. He had a pretty good run though.

>>74764017
no more than the average straight man

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>>74763974
All your problems would be solved with a qt black gf.

Just because a woman is pretty does not mean that she is not a nightmare and smart cats know this...

>be me and 3 others, "best friends squad"
>have been planning on going out tonight for a while
>talking about plans the night before
>heard from friend this morning about what we'll pregame with
>he calls me back a few hours later and says he probably wont go
>tells me he'll call me for sure in a few hours to hang with me
>both other friends tell me they'll call for me sure to make plans
>waiting for a call, never happens
>check snapchat stories
>they were pregaming at someone's house without me
>now they're at the club with literally everyone we know
>tried texting 2 of them
>both say they're not up to much

What the fuck I'm so bummed out right now. This isn't even the first time. Getting pretty tired of this shit. I'm starting to feel like they only use me for rides, alcohol, and money.

>>74764045
Didn't you post this before?

Best looking girlfriend I ever had and trust me she was drop dead gorgeous SUCKED IN BED.Slept with her twice to give her a second chance then moved on.

I really want the sitting president to be impeached.

pizza is done
suddenly have strep throat
wtf!!!! weekend ruined!!!!

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>my mom is going to give Serial Experiments Lain a try after i introduced it to her
>she's not an animefag
Wonder what she'll think of it

>>74764045
they are fake friends

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>>74763892
nah was mostly chilling at my friends apartment
and going out to drink was there not for long
going to the zoo was the best part anyway

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Thinking of this for an album cover

>>74764095
that would make the news interesting again

>>74763957
handsome dog

>>74764078
No, because it's happening right now. Must have been someone else because I don't come to /cum/ very often

>>74764111
Are you a teenager?

>>74764111
are they?

I was in the USA a couple days ago, and people offered to buy cigarettes off me in the streets lmao
buying cigarettes off me
can you imagine that?
I gave them a cigarette and even lighted it for them

I was trying to hollar at a thicc ebony queen today and she visibly cringed

>>74764102
why would you try to get her to watch one of the most esoteric entries in the genre?

>>74764108
I know they are but I don't have any other friends to go to if I dump them.

>>74764129
Somebody else posted a story VERY similar to yours

What a small world

>>74764027
Thanks, cute kitter

>>74764121
He was supposed to be a showdog, he really was a pretty boy. Can you believe that picture was taken just weeks before he died?

The prettier they are the looser they are. Fact.

>>74764133
its courtesy. its better to ask to buy it off you rather than just straight up ask for it like charity. and then you gave the courteous response back by offering it for free like a gentleman so good job

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need a r9k gf

>>74764102
My mother watched the entirely of Death Note and loved it

>>74764160
>Can you believe that picture was taken just weeks before he died?
Damn, looks like a healthy 6 year old desu

Did you have to put him down or did he go out on his own?

Very attractive women are VERY aware of their beauty. Men ignore pretty women because the constant message from ALL women is that men aren't good enough, YOU as a man aren't good enough even for the average or simply attractive women. How is a man who is effectively told by all women that he isn't good enough going to believe that he is enough for a very attractive woman? That being said, SOME very attractive women have very attractive personalities and are very down-to-Earth. But that doesn't absolve her from seeking to maximize every thing she can possibly control.

>>74764102
Yeah why

>tfw i forgot to select auto update on /cum/ and went lonely for the past 40 minutes

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Nothing wrong with fucking your cousin as long as she's hot

>>74764187
He was more than twice that old, we had to put him down. He had bad dementia. The thing is he always acted funny, he was intelligent but silly by character. He was a funny dog

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>>74764225
dumb dumb

>>74764111
Are you normal?

>>74764233
especially when you're Mexican and probably have at least 2 that are sexy and slutty af, am I right?

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>>74764248

>>74764239
plz no bully

>>74764233
Can't say I disagree

>>74764234
>He had bad dementia
thats sad, my dog that died years ago had dementia but he was never really bright to begin with. I have a really smart dog now and shes turning 8 soon. Itll break my heart if she loses her mind

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All other alcoholic beverages > Vodka

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>>74764222
>>74764247
Designated defecation areas?

>>74764248
America is known for inbreeding so I don't know what ground you are standing on

>>74764277
>tequila
>better than anything
stop breathing my air, fag

there is something seriously wrong witheverything south of missouri

>>74764275
How rapidly did it progress?

>>74764281
wtf, I'm not throwing a jab, I just think Mexicans always have sexy and slutty primas

>>74764288
blacks live here. what did you expect?

>>74764233
>White "people"

brandy is the liquor of choice for the patrician on a budget

Wish I could have fucked one of my cousins

need a new gimmick now that mealposting is gone buds
gimmick ideas?

I know it's Friday, but I'm about ready to #Throwback and play some Twisted Metal on my PS3 and PS4. I can play the series' shiniest gems (1, 2, Black, and PS3) in one place, OR play a 60 FPS version of Black on my PS4. Live in your world, play in mine, am I right?

>>74764310
have an interesting personality or hobby that you like to talk about

>>74764147
>esoteric
Well it's confusing but I don't know about esoteric

>>74764310
Nude/bikini pics of your female friends and family

>>74764293
oh shit, my bad

and nah, wish I had hot cousins but I don't

>>74764291
kind of hard to tell really since that dog never did much but bark. but it got to the point where he started barking at people he knew, or not responding to stimulus at all and we got the message. he was generally frail as shit, but for some reason he was really resilient when they gave him the lethal injection and they had to use a double dosage to stop his heart.

Did your dog have any physical issues? or was it like forgetting its potty training and stuff like that

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>>74764305
>southeners

>>74764333
least you got some hot ass trips tho

>>74764321
>have an interesting personality
well that's out
>or hobby
hmmm could work, shall find a good hobby

>>74764329
>friends
nah
>posting identifiable images on fourchans
nah

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>>74764310
Post pics of your gf like I do sometimes

>>74764310
post insightful insights that pop into your head throughout the day like I do

>>74764341
It doesn't really matter if I can't have kids

>>74764351
>cat filter

>>74764355
could you share one?
i don't see any itt

>>74764338
I wasnt there fir it but he just responded to everyone, stopped eating and would just stare into space. He went from fine to insane in three weeks. He would walk into walls and just stand there confused like he was stuck and he would randomly collapse.

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>>74764371
the GF

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>>74764372
they don't happen all the time. should have been here this morning

>>74764377
stopped responding*

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>Southerners are the one watching incest porn
eh

>>74764389
sorry, i was busy being evicted from the house i rent by my own family

>>74764414
why watch when you can participate?

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>>74764416
that's sad

>>74764416
Has happened to me

Being evicted feels pretty bad

At least it gives you some perspective on who to trust and who you can count in the future

>>74764355
or i could just spout random one sentence shitposts like henrico

>>74764351
>gf
kek

>>74764377
dunno if id want to see that just so i could say goodbye

have your parents talked about getting a new dog?

>>74764414
last time I saw this, Californias was "asian"

>>74764442
>At least it gives you some perspective on who to trust and who you can count in the future
well if not your own family then whom?

>>74764431
yes ;_;

>>74764442
i'll try to get a new family to replace them

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Good evening cummies.

>>74764467
That map is for women

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT: Men are more likely to be VICTIMS OF VIOLENT CRIMES – including RAPE (especially in war time situations). Four out of five MURDER victims are men. Women are the overwhelming cause and initiator of VIOLENCE AGAINST CHILDREN including child fatalities AND non-reciprocating DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. Men experience more TRAUMATIC EVENTS in their life than women and yet are LESS likely to suffer from PTSD than women. Therefore, I suggest that women have NO personal exemptions from their responsibilities in life JUST because they are women. Remember, according to feminist and equal rights activists, women are EQUAL to men in every way. Therefore, they should have THE SAME emotional, physical AND financial responsibilities in life AS MEN. They are ENTITLED to nothing on the basis of their gender alone. They "have it all" but rarely have it all together. So, tell me why again that as an Mexican male I should want to marry one of these travesties and FURTHER ruin my life? Contrary to modern feminist belief: I'm not stupid. NO THANKS!! Besides – what do THEY have to bring to the table BESIDES a well worn vagina? Ovaries attached to child support AND alimony for the next 18 plus years? Not worth it fellas!!!

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>>74764460
I have no idea, I'm never home much anymore though so i dont care if we get another dog or not.

>>74764414
based vermont

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>>74764499
>tfw he won't stop cutting and pasting his shit gimmick

>>74764479
Those who are there when you need them the most

>>74764520
your food was a shit gimmick

>>74764499
where are you even copying these from

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>>74764414
> ebony/black
> 4 states

> gooks
> 0

SLANTS BTFO

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>when the f.lux kicks in

>>74764529
From here lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oLvarRNLME

The comments are a goldmine
>>74764520
I find them pretty hilarious

>>74764517
looks like a shiba inu there

black women are gorgeous, I just wish they had softer skin and hair

Chicken > Pork >> Beef > Turkey >>>> Fish >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lamb

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>>74764526
I am not the hospitalfag

A pretty girl is far from beautiful. She's lived her life getting everything she wants, never, ever having to develop any kind of a personality. You can guarantee that she'll be the one to end the relationship, when she moves off for a better catch.

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>tfw my friend thinks im such an autist he gave me a girl's fake number as a """test""" to see if id actually text her

>>74764558
lamb > turkey

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>>74764549
Because you can't see his proud mane, here he looks like a raccoon

>>74764389
stop posting this. Ive asked you probably a dozen times.

>>74764551
I wish they weren't so crazy

>>74764566
did you

>>74764566
did you though?

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>>74764578
why?

>>74764588
redpill: all women are crazy

>>74764566
Que vergüenza contigo

what kind of subhuman doesnt like lamb

>>74764593
>>74764595
He is a neet, can't even hold a job let alone text someone

>>74764611
I think we can all agree though that negresses are the most crazy

>>74764564
(you) can only aspire to be me

>>74764593
>>74764595

Yes of course, thats how i found out the number was "fake".

They complain about all the guys hitting on them when they are young. Then, they complain about not getting hit on when they are older. Typical females.

>>74764574
>>74764619
Lamb tastes like shit, and this is coming from someone who's family is very Greek

>>74764558
pork>>>beef=chicken>lamb=fish>>>>tofu>>>t*rkey

get educated

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>remember this major sluty cutie i knew 5 years ago
>look up her tumblr since thats the only thing I remember
>her looks pretty much went off a cliff when she hit 20 and became a ""standup comedian"" (total fucking loser)
wew
how awkward

so its a weird freudian thing against his mum...

>>74764647
Lamb tastes great and this comes from a guy who's best friend is greek

>>74764647
I am greek

>>74764647
let's agree to disagree

>>74764625
na man, anyone who thinks any particular race is crazier just is inexperienced with women. sure a black bitch will scream at you in public and humiliate you, but a white girl will act all dainty and quiet and then tell you 10 years into marriage that she fucked your best friend. black girls are generally pretty loyal, especially to non-black partners because they know the black ones don't want commitment and split after fucking

>>74764618
no, que verguenza tu.

>spent entire day farting

oh my god why can't i stop

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74764627
>infected nutsack
No thanks sweetie, try again.

>>74764675
sounds nice, but only if they're strong powerful ones. damn those are satisfying to let loose

>>74764674
Y yo por qué, pendejo

If I marry a gay guy do i get a green card?

>>74764671
arent you inexperienced with women?

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is this the secret to winning?

I wish I was one of those anime pretty boy princes desu senpai

It's sort of my ideal version of my self, that handsome prince who is super charming

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>Friday night
Why are you here?

>>74764696
lately yeah but I've had at least one hot streak in my life

>>74764695
Yes the Supreme Court managed to force homo rights on Ameriburgers

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>collegehumor still exists

lamb is great

just thinking about it makes my mouth water

>>74764479
naive worldview 2bh

flesh and blood can form strong bonds, but if your family is shit, they're shit. go out and pick good people you like, you can pick pretty much anybody you want

>>74764695
Jesus hates gays.

think I'll hit up in n out burger

been a good number of months since I had a double double

It's not about them being pretty, it's about character, and we live in a narcissistic culture where it's easy to be shallow. I ignore women because they've made it clear that they don't even like guys like me, they like thugs & bimbo bad boys. I'm a handsome man, so females assume I must be shallow & narcissistic. But when they discover I'm into religion, philosophy & science, they consider me a waste of potential so they try to corrupt & degrade me. They try to drag me into their shallow lives & make me change for the worst, ridiculing me for being a deep thinker. So it's as clear as ever that they don't like conservative men, that's no big secret, we all know this. But damn, it used to be that good women would try to change bad boys into good, nowadays bad women try to change good men into bad. I say to hell with them then. When I get some time off to really travel, I'm eventually going to find a conservative Christian wife & give her the best life ever. But these secular liberal whores get nothing, I don't trust the drunken harlots & I damn sure won't pass my great genetics through any of these degenerate mutants.

>>74764727
t. CHI

Let's make a rap song, /cum/. I'll start.

*ahem*

I GOT MONEY AND BITCHES
SKRT SKRT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have a good friend of mine that's a female psychiatrist and even she said the worst type of women are single mothers.
she says single mothers 8 out of 10 will cheat on you with men she's had children with.
She also said most all single mothers are on antidepressants or abused alcohol.
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>>74764763
PICKLE RICK IN THIS BITCH HE MAKES ALL THE LADIES TWITCH

>>74764708
>I've had at least one hot streak in my life
arent you a 5'8 CHI?

got back from the theater
guardians of the galaxy 2 was worse than first one and unironically alot more reddit

>>74764763
my memetic rhymes have niggas in stitches

NOOOOOOOOOO ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMMMMMM
AND NOOOOOOOOOOOO SUPRISEEES

>>74763481
I'd trust you with MY high pressure process equipment, IYCMUHI's (If You Catch My Under Handed Implications)

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>>74764804
if only someone had warned you

>>74764736
La figura del brazalete se parece a Naylamp, el dios de los Moche en el Perú

I need some good ebony porn buds.
Bonus points if it's in Spanish.

>>74764804

how unsurprising

cannot remember the last time I saw a movie in the theatres. might have been The Avengers which was about a decade ago

>>74764804
Yeah, the Pacman bit was a Chinese insult

>>74764727
Your government love them though
Also why do you still believe in 2K years old sand peoples religion?
Just give me the green card fàm

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>>74764832
>Bonus points if it's in Spanish.
America.

>>74764832
Just search colombiana or dominicanas

>>74764821
>t. the boy who cried wolf
i enjoyed the first one, this one just had a bit to much

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv4jOz-mySA

http://www.canadiananimalbloodbank.ca/index.php/en/
:3

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>>74764851
>why do you still believe in 2K years old sand peoples religion?
>France
wew

>>74764147
I mean. It may be a bit weird but it avoids the weaboo horseshit and sexualized preteen girls that kills most anime, so its not too bad of a choice.

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>>74764886

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FCC IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE BLONGALF
I CANNOT LAUGH
I CANNOT JOKE
I CANNOT SMILE
CBS MY HOLDING CEEEEEELL

BLOMPF
HAS
TAKEN MY MONEY
TAKEN FREE SPEECH
TAKEN MY RATINGS
TAKEN MY CROWD
TAKEN MY JON
TAKEN MY SHOW
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL!!!!

>>74764870
>66%
Still better than 56% tbqh

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>>74764886

AHH GOOD OLD QUACK 44 - 4 KILLING NEW PLAYERS

>Canada
>United States
>Mexico

>>74763604
Strewth, mate

>>C
>>U
>>M

lol

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I have a job now

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>>74764906
BRONALD BRAPPF

wish I hadnt lost my west coast easter pepe edit

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I'm still unemployed

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>I have a job now

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>>74764996
...is STUPID

>>74763866
*Catches rock that the one anon threw and magically transform it into apples and oranges or some shit*

"Here, monkey. Eat your fill, you poor, tortured beast." ;_;

>>74764973
Doing what

May get employed in the UK

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Hehe
Guest what

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>>74765024
That's one nation I would never live in

>>74765024
where in uk?

>>74765035
DRUMPF HAS HAD TWO SCOOPS TOO MANY

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>>74765035
TERRY GUMPF...

>>74765043
Cambridge

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494604180707.webm

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>>74765057
...IS DUMB

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>>74765020
I help with research in a genetics lab

I was unemployed for like a year and a half before this

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>>74765068

fug pretty lit

>>74765064
Massachusettes is not part of the UK

>>74764110
CUTE! Went to the zoo literally last week. Got to see the handlers feeding the meerkats through the gate. One of them kept them kept jumping up and down every time he got fed a grape. Super cuuuuuuuute.

>>74765024
Why?? Do you want a lower pay? Do you want a lower standard of living? Do you want to experience """European diversity"""??? wtf is wrong with you

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>>74765099
are you a girl do you wanna be my gf
pic is me in the morning

Never worked a day in my life desu.

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>>74765106
BUT MUH BLUMPF

>>74765087
Sounds like you are smart guy

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Britain > USA

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>>74765146
Can't tell if muslim or brown munchkin that escaped the mental hospital

>>74765146
is that the ISIS salute? did this man trick these fine officers?

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>A year after Caitlyn Jenner announced her new name and gender, the popularity of the name Caitlyn plummeted more than any other baby name, according to Social Security's annual list of the most popular baby names.

>In fact, the four names that dropped the most were all variations of the same name: Caitlin, Caitlyn, Katelynn and Kaitlynn.

HAHAHA

>>74765106
It would only be temporary, but it could be fun
trying to work at a larger company even if for just a bit and it might be my only chance

>>74765053
HOW DARE BLUMPF EAT CHICKEN WITH SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont even know how I ended up with so much nazi shit

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>>74765171

>>74765187
Probably because you're a fucking white male

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>>74765137
I hope I am

We'll see

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>>74765187

>>74765176
Not worth it
Just take some vacations in Europe, don't live here

>>74763786

heres a bonus vid
https://my.mixtape.moe/ohogzg.mp4

tried playing fallout 4 again because i didnt finish it the first time but its just not going to happen

What does it mean if a male-to-female transsexual has a tomboy "expression"? He acts like a guy and is a guy but insists on a female gender.

These people confuse me

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>>74765239
d-dont tell todd, he worked so hard on it

im in love

>>74765223
good thing the UK isn't part of europe :^)

>>74765255
wow gratz!!!!

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>tfw I'll never have a strong Latin landlord to take advantage of me in exchange for letting me not pay my rent

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>>74765255
Yes I know, that usually happens to people who know me

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>>74765255

>>74765171
really makes you think...

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>>74765273

>>74765239
Fallout 4 was unbearably boring and bland. I don't know if was the Boston landscapes, but the world just seemed like it lacked that magic that the other games had. Like there was no superfluous creativity or sense of awe or horror or anything; none of the cities seemed cool, and wandering around in the wild just felt repetitive; it just felt like a rigid between-the-lines production with that timesink settlement mode.

I heard you pay your taxes. Why do you want me shot, /cum/?

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>>74765273
>mfw I will never be not poor

>>74765239
It's neo-bethesda. You can probably beat it in like 2 hours desu

>>74765277
>>74765277

h-how did you know i was talking about you

hate orientals

>>74765296
they're sales taxes

>>74765297
But you will always be Moor

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>>74765305
It was only a matter of time niño

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>>74765315

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>poopoo eyes

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>>74765344
You could be an eskimo

>>74765344
gross

>>74765261
>

my forehead is pulsating
le third eye meme is real goys

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>>74765239
its actually remarkable how boring fo4 is
you spend all game trying to reach the institute and when you get there you just fuck around and do some boring ass quests
fucking thrilling

>>74765372

no, probably stress related

>>74765388
but im no way in stress quite the opposite relaxed as fuck

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>>74765362
I wanna be the guy

>>74765357
Poopoo mouth

>>74765363
>tfw buying the brown spaces

>>74765372
3rd eye's just an abstraction for clarity of thought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN5OjzEfQmI

LMAO this is the guy famous for saying "not an argument"

his arguments are from outer space

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>MIKE

>MIKE

>MIKE GET HIM OFF THE AIR

>MIKE SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN

>MIKE

>>74765410
fuck i hate this thunderfag

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>>74765425
>>74765425
>>74765425

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>>74765424
Fuck you, you used my image and didnt even do the meme correctly

>>74764802
I'm 5'7, learn the /cum/ lore newfag