/cum/

Fuck D _ _ _ _ _

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Love edition.

Be nice!

>tfw no one took the bait and asked me how/why i got evicted
it's like you guys don't even care
;____;

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How are we all doing tonight?

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>>74760054

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4uynMmcGAs

this man is in the op
a finnish super hero

>>74760089
see the post above yours

>>74760089
pissed

>>74760088
if you got evicted you did something retarded end of story

wtf i love goat cheese now

>>74760174
that's not it at all tho
I graduated from college, and my sister wanted to rent my bedroom to her BF, and my office space for herself.
at least that's what my mom/landlord told me

dead general

I disagree with the immigration policies of this administration

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>I enjoy dairy products

>>74760237
me too.
i think they're too lax

>>74760210
would disown my sister if she were such a terrible person

>>74760241
where did you get this video of me? delete it right now

Really need to fuck something rn

>>74760210
get your mom on the line

>>74760276
you don't belong here

I bought PlayStation All-Star Battle buds, let's all play :)

>>74760241
Lmao what the fuck is that?

>>74760258
you and me both

>>74760276
Can your dick reach your ass?

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>>74760276

I have no idea what to get my mom for mothers day

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gotta go

love you buds.

>>74760375
I have never gotten anything for either of my parents on either holiday.

>>74760375
a hug

>>74760387
try to get chainsawed

>>74760375
i already gave her her gift because i planned on being out of town for mday.
now i'm home b/c she evicted me from the house i rent.
i wish i could take it back

>>74760387
>tripfagging
why

>>74760338
It's not long enough

>>74760413
it's not too late to take it back

FUCK Drumpf and FUCK wynstraipipo

too hot in my room desu
only 17 outside too

>>74760421
don't question it

>mfw a leaf thought 22C was hot

>>74760421
ol 'tism

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>>74760465
you forgot your face

>>74760465
If its in Ontario than 22 is hot as fuck because the humidity will be 70%

>>74760338
Yes, why?

Anyone else here have a mentally ill relative who keeps buying tractors they don't need

haitiANUS may very well be dead this minute

Hey buds I just bought another tractor

>>74760506
no but I have one who hoards RV catalogs to look at stuff he'll never buy

>>74760520
we will see if theres no gore/scat in a month

>>74760506
think my dad has add
he buys tons of junk cars and abandons fixing them up half way through

if i'm able to wear less than a sweater and not feel cold then it is too damn hot

>>74760498
Then go fuck yourself! LMAOOOOO I FUCKIN GOT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>74760565
i think you're insecure about your body

Want to FUCK a Pennsylvanian buds

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>>74760592
WTF

arkansas was a mistake

>>74760520
Nah, he'll be back. Its that or someone else will take his role. Still a dick thing to be doing and then act completely innocent about.

>>74760618
why tho?
anyone can live PA

>>74760646
i used to like cold weather because it meant i could comfortably hide by spindly body.

Pennsylvania is great for hiking and the outdoors. Shame about all the rural poverty and opiate addiction though

>>74760618
same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp08AD-PE_w

>>74760054
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/863007411132649473

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>>74760787
IMPEACH HIM

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think the ol onitis has her own place now

and here I am, doing nothing with my life

trump is jewish

TRANGOLD STROUMPF?!?!

>>74760787
Why did he ever think this was a good idea? Even Wikileaks who supported him and helped him during the election are turning on him.

>>74760787
i love the amount of proglodyte asshurt he generates.
shit statesmen tho
lobbyists and pundits should be shot

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>>74760849
are you enjoying it

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>Even Wikileaks who supported him and helped him during the election are turning on him.
what did he mean by this

I'm becoming an uncle, fellas

Brother just came in with the news

Amy Schumer is the female version of Louis CK

both are unfunny and pander to the lowest common denominator

if I see that goddamn cat one more time...

i'm allergic to cats

>>74761040
Ain't nothin' wrong with the cat

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>if I see that goddamn cat one more time...

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>not eating carrots and throwing the ends to jackrabbits in the backyard

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>>if I see that goddamn cat one more time...

>>74761102
Sometimes I eat rabbits and throw the entrails into the yard

>>74761009
are you gonna be uncle neet?

>>74761017
but they don't pander to the ldc.
louis ck panders to cuck progs and schumer just blows turbo badly.

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>80 posts in 40 minutes during primetime
/cum/ is fuckin dead forever

>>74761136
Sometimes I eat yards and throw the rabbits into the entrails

>>74761109

who buys a case like this for a childrens toy

>>74761145
I'm in Uni, so no

>>74761192
the same person who spent more on one of the spinners than on the case

>>74761109
Are these things some sort of ''new age bey blades''?

>>74761192
a manchild/child with more money than sense

>>74761160
we need that german to come back

>>74761219
imagine beyblades that cost hundreds of dollars and are used for letting everyone know you're a sperg rather than for playing a game

>>74761249
hmmm no

>>74761249

unironically end your life

>>74761219
No, but they're already replacing fidget cubes. Those spinners are more like the next snapwrists or mood rings, cant wait to see them eventually in dollar stores across the country.

Louis CK is actually a very skilled comic from a technical perspective: you're probably just biased against his material because of your politics. Schumer, on the other hand, is insufferable both politically and as an entertainer.

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just fuck my general up

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how does the image make you feel ?

>>74761162
I expect this from a Mexican. I can easily see you eating grass and throwing dead animals into gut piles that randomly litter the neighborhoods.

>>74761365
furiuos

>>74761263
What fuckin' videogame do those things belong to?
>>74761301
Just started seeing them everywhere on 4chan

I'm a good cook

>>74761365

not a single good character in that image

>>74761383
it makes me feel happy and sad at the same time

>>74761407
what a terrible opinion to have

>tfw your private torrent site has been down for three weeks

>>74761370
It's a Mexican thang, you wouldn't understand

wtf why are there new ads on 4chin

>>74761365
only one good character in that image

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OBJECTIVELY best girls

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>uno
>un
>on
>one

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I ordered a fidget cube

>>74761485
>he doesnt use adblock

>i'm a literal obnoxious retard

>>74761485
And adblock doesn't make them go away

Tried blocking them and it broke embedded YouTube links

>>74761494
both of those were in my image

>>74761489
not strictly true

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>two
>to
>t
>d
>do
>dos

>>74761494
see >>74761489

>>74761521
just click on adblock and tell it to not allow non intrusive ads. fixed it for me

>>74761530

neither kyouoko or yui were in your picture

>>74761395
Those spinners arent from any games, they're just some thing you put on your fingers or something to distract yourseld with. Why they got so popular or expensive I have no fucking clue.

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>three
>tree
>tr
>tres

>>74761541

t. pleb

>>74761557
look again

(brain meme)
nigga
nigger
niggar
niggard
niggardde
negro'are'edder

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>nine
>neun
>neu
>new
>neuve
>nueve

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Ive been in 4chan for almost 10 years now. Can anyone explain why the fuck i still come here because i honestly cant.

>call mum
>have to talk for 25 minutes about stupid bullshit
>yup....ok....oh....
jdimsa

Just did it

>>74761703
You cant leave

I made biscuits and mac and cheese

took me way to long to figure out how to block these new ads
i did it tho

where's thurston
i want to make him beg for my final mealpost image

>>74761895
idk who that is, but i'll play his part for you

*ahem*
hospital anon, what's for dinner tonight?

>>74761895
I already showed it to him

Everyone type in chat "Alex is a stupid nigger"

>>74761703
For the feeling you might miss something I guess, even though you hate wading through shit to find diamonds.

74761949 is a stupid nigger

i refuse to bully myself

>>74761925
idk im at home now i can't remember

>>74761942
l-link?

also they forgot my bran buds for breakfast buds
nothin like a good reminder of fug them

>>74761585
>>74761585
>>74761585
>>74761585
>>74761585
>>74761585

>>74761983
irc

>>74761998
oh you're one of THOSE people

Hi

yep

>>74762010
hi

>>74760387
He started tripfagging lmao

Sinaloa pls

>>74761993

uh...you too

>>74762010
go2bed

Did haitiano really jump in front of a train? I'm guessing not

why are filipinos so keen to racemix with blacks

Hey Quadroon! You here?

anyone got the pic of haitiano he was autisming about?

>>74762070
yeah

>>74762050
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AZD-R6xVk3w

>>74762081
>that flag

That's not you

I write my own compiler, I'm not a nigger

*eats TWO chicken sandwiches for $5 from Burger King*

>>74762076
Ask /mena/, the egyptian/dutch person has it

>linking a clip of family guy
go to bed kiddo it's a school night

>>74762099
Woah dude thats pretty thug life. I bet bill gates would be mad jealous

I hate non-binary people

>reddit flags

>>74762118
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AZD-R6xVk3w

>>74762130
>mentioning that other place
Whats good my newfag friend?

Why is everyone from ND such a fag?

>>74762076
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/8wRzMnSM4Mg8BFLySaTyWA/

>>74761895
seen it

>>74762114
i see you got called up
>ask for x3 on my last day for giggles
>still only get x2
hue

Whatever I write down finds itself in the global conciousness

whenever i whip out my penis it finds itself in your mom/gf/sister

>>74762162
What was the first thing you did as a free man?

>>74762231
laundry then grocery shopping then made some food
and a light bit of cleaning

>>74762238
Is mommy glad to have you home? :)

haven't seen it first hand but apparently the food in the mental ward is dire. shall not be checking myself in I don't think

the bastards at the microsoft corporation need to be stopped

>>74762295
if you want something to change in this world, you have to do it yourself

>>74762276
tell her to posts pics of it to /cum/ 3x a day

>>74762314
What a gay fucking quote

>>74762298
*kicks it off the bridge*

>>74762261
dont live with mummy

>>74762330
they aren't allowed to use phones

>>74762335
i just made it up myself, dude.
nothing is going to happen the way you want it. either get over it or do it yourself

>>74762346
*ends your fucking existence*

Still waiting for those thigh pics of your sister
Dont disappoint me again

>>74762357
give her a Polaroid and get them mailed to you

>>74762362
x.x

Gave the finger nails a trim

I tried to strike up a conversation at work today with a thicc ebony queen and she cringed

>>74762410
>chuby chasing
>drilling for oil
kys twice

>>74762410
CHI

mental ward food is the same as other hospital food tbqh

>>74762423
eat a dick low test faggot

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*says the n-word*

How do I get internet popular

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>tfw big-booty CHI gf

Going to two (2) gun shows tommorow

i'm awful at quake

>>74762450
you don't

>>74762436
>falling for the chubby chaser meme /fit/ uses to find fatties who pretend to work out
lmaoing at your """life"

paha sapha or whatevs can suck on my willy

>>74762423
>thicc
>chubby
only the same to tumble lard butts, they aren't actually the same

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>8/10 here
>still depressed most of the time

why?????

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>>74762502
>8/10

>>74762485
not so much fat = fat
get over yourself

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Shove it up your ass you stupid dumb Alex Jones worshiping. nipple clamp loving, butt-plug up the ass looking, wish-you-had-a-girlfriend-whackin'-your-weiner, hot dog tickling your dingleberry ass having, chicken eatin' corn boy CRAP.

>>74762502
ahmed

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>>74762525
Mexicans are ugly in general

>>74762454
i see two gun shows everytime i wake up
*flexes biceps*

tfw no gf

>>74762535
>thin waist with bubbly breasts and booty and wide hips but everything is still beautifully proportional
not the same as being "fat". thicc is being fat but only in a sexy way

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>>74762554

>>74762561
>arbitrarily redefining "thicc" to mean "attractive" to save face
stop it

>>74762578
its a certain type of attractive

Guys how the FUCK am i supposed to find scholarly articles?

This shit makes no sense

>>74762593
why don't you ask the librarian
they go to school for that kinda shit

>>74762156
Thats what he killed himself over? A poorly photoshopped image?

>>74762610
just be thankful he's dead

>>74762610
if we are lucky

>>74762610
>>74762619
Did he really kill himself?????

>>74762627
we don't know for sure

I want her to be my wife, buds
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494396590691.webm

>>74762627
of course not

>>74762651
I'm sure her life is ruined for this now

>>74762652
you cant possibly know that for 100% sure

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>>74762560

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>>74762651
hnnnnnng

My dad gets all his news from Colbert and the business section of the Globe and Mail. How do I gradually and subtly redpill him or at least get him to switch to patrician Conan?

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>>74762560
>tfw missing my ex.gf

i-i-ts better this way
r-r-right guys?

>>74762705
no

>>74762651
That's the type of women I get to fuck

>>74762705
ha not for you. it's only better if you never taste the poison cunny in the first place. you're fucked

i think imageboards have warped my perception of reality beyond repair

Bitch got some nice tits, not gonna lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E56mMYOwAdk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3orh07cRPA

okay I've been watching a lot of this stupid cunt's videos, and I think I finally get it. the joke is that he's not funny and his music sucks, but he's SUPER IRONIC BRUH about it so kids eat it up. right?

>tfw dweeb

masculine = racist = redpilled = alpha = national socialist

weak = reddit = cuck = bluepilled = beta = civic nationalist

>>74762723
pussy is worst than drugs, seriously

>>74762723
and drunk

you're right btw, going to the local bar now

only the South, Quebec, and Mexico can be nationalist in North America

everyone else is just a nationless larper

>>74762790
agreed

>>74762757
they're both beta and weak

radical centrism is the ideology of the thinking man

>>74762805
this
it is the ideal position for an atheist scientist

>tfw Ontarian Nationalist

>>74762790
Southerniggers are this delusional

>>74762536
Good post

Anyone else here have anger problems?

I just gave my mom a black eye again. She pisses me off so bad with her bullshit and I can't help it but get angry

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Québec is the only part of Canada+USA with real non-meme nationalism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bz2ezhxOnI

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>Ontarian Nationalist

Latin America is superior to the United States because at least they are actual nations

>>74762651
God I want her so bad. I'm moderately wealthy too so if her life is ruined and is unemployable for good I'd gladly take her in

The United States is not a serious country

>>74762897
i hate youer mom too

>>74762897
hope you don't get tendies for a week

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>>74762790

>>74762897
I got anger problems too but I used to slash out at my ex wife

You become another person, it's pretty fucked up

>>74760054
ildos

>hitting a female/twink

would buy the battlefield update but I dont feel like getting my wallet

>>74762921
Please don't lump me in with those nasties

>>74762790
True. Most will not admit this.

>>74763036
>buying updates for your games
the absolute state of vidya these days lads

>>74762790
Mexico IS a nationalist country per se, same as the USA

I'm not sure about Canada

>>74762502
Hello Mohammad

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>lads

Southerners are the reason we have niggers in this country

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcyZacNU2L4

want to drop out of life desu

>>74763081
and the north is the reason they got let out of the zoo

>>74763081
Actually true, if only they weren't lazy as fuck or just used more Irish immigrants as slaves instead.

>>74763081
The jewish dutch were southerners? News to me.

>tfw just made a 2000+ calorie protein shake and drank it in <30 seconds
I feel sick

>>74763139
you're going to die

>>74763139
gross

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>ywn own white slave harem of red headed irish girls

>>74763155
hello, dad

>>74763139
what's your workout routine?

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>>74763184
he never said anything about working out

cum is dead

rip cum

eating an 1800cal pizza

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>woke up again

>>>/int/dixie

reee

eating a big bag of chips, shan't even be bothered to calculate the calories

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nu-metal was made popular by the jews to make the next generations of whites/mexicans more likely to like rap

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>>74763351
WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM US

I had steak and mashed potatoes for lunch
the usual waitress wasn't there, and I had to order my usual like some kind of plebeian
that was the only food i had today.
i'm drinking tea and whiskey right now tho

really REALLY need a laci green to mouthfuck soon

>>74763279
Everyone is out drinking

>>74763356
consuming chips is the lowest form of cuck
probably have soda in your fridge too

/cum/ is FUCKING dead

>>74763351
lol owned

>>74763376
>5 posts in the past 20 seconds
dead indeed

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>>74763376
people keep saying this
and i'm over here used to 1 post per hour /vg/ generals

The prettier the face, the sweeter the lie

Got the food poisoning lads. Might call out of work tomorrow.

>>74763396
you are waifu is shit

>>74763396
>/vg/ generals

>>74763403
>working on a saturday

>>74763403
enjoy shitting out of your ass while puking

/cum/ here at 310

>>74760066
>>74760066
>>74760066

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dont go there yet
dont make janni angry

>>74763422
>not getting that money

>>74763374
water master race