/brit/

maisie

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1st for camille pourcheresse

>>74757194
FAS looking goblin

I hope labour wins just to see the butthurt in here and on /pol

'anime

>I live in Thailand which officially is recognised as a third world country, but man, I would live here rather than the UK any day of the year... When I take my Thai wife on visits to the UK, I am actually embarrassed, especially the first time I took her and shattered all her illusions about the place... She couldn't believe the destitution on display, and while driving through places like Coventry, Birmingham and Leicester.... well, enough said.

#shotsfired random thai ladyboy destroys britain

Imagine how much crime would decrease in America if we killed everyone except for Asian women

There's a blackpool twat who posts here, was supposed to meet him for a scrap outside walkabout tonight but he didn't turn up.

You've been named and shamed mate.

>actual communists posting in these threads
proper creasing

>>74757183
you spelled scourge wrong

>>74757211
why is she hiding her feet

>>74757192
Yeah but last time before it was posted again I only had 3 votes.

>posting a screenshot of your own comment and writing "which one of you lads did this? XD" underneath

>>74757211
thanks lad reckon the boss will fire me for this

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>watch the first episode of Tracey Beaker
>it's just kids in foster care acting superior to one another
>they all think their parents are coming to get them

wow this is super fucking depressing

What the hell CBBC

How the FUCK do adults make money lads

proud kafir here

up the alt-right

>>74757245
thank fuck there's no ids on /int/

The ol 'pression is back lads

Any punky or indie depressing bands Iike joy Division or the smiths you can recommend?

>>74757268
adult work

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waiting for >>74757677

babestation

I have 3,500 credit, 4,500 if you include my overdraft

Going to get another credit card soon, get a 3,000 credit balance on it

>>74757198
There are 2 generals around

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anime

want to get shot

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fuck guys, I think these communist arguments are winning me over

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Anyone got that copypasta that was posted here about this man?

>>74757296
....why do you want more credit? Monglet.

dont reply to me you cretin i just want you to know it's commonly accepted here that you are a fucking mong

>>74757265
as kids we don't understand the actual situation Tracy Beaker and co. are in.

their lives were fucking depressing and it is no wonder that Tracy was so bitchy considering her mother fucking abandoned her

Anyone actually practice with a sword?
Like, I made a boken out of a large branch that fell from my neighbors' tree since I was bored and have watched way too much Gintama, and the practice can be pretty grueling if you don't stop when tired.
I find that a nice way to warm up before the gym is to practice with it for about 10-15 minutes. On rest days I like to swing it 1000 times while avoiding breaks.

>>74757304
*smiles mischievously*
ah yes, suppose i can help with that

>>74757234
there are dozens

>>74757306
same, still need the pakis gone though

>>74757306
sweaty x read Marx if you waana learn more

>>74757328
when is the next "movie theater" shooting scheduled for? bbc news has gotten quite dull as of late

Weird how this trip keeps posting here despite never being acknowledged by anyone else in the thread

>>74757228

It really isn't as good here s it's made out to be, the uk is the most unequal society in the west after yankland

>communism
sure fire sign of a brainlet

>>74757325
one of those things i wouldn't mind trying, but wouldn't be seen dead actually doing it

>>74757325
would murder you in a stick fight

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>Anyone actually practice with a sword?
>Like, I made a boken out of a large branch that fell from my neighbors' tree since I was bored and have watched way too much Gintama, and the practice can be pretty grueling if you don't stop when tired.
>I find that a nice way to warm up before the gym is to practice with it for about 10-15 minutes. On rest days I like to swing it 1000 times while avoiding breaks.

>>74757317
I think he's just bored and trying to find something to do

NEED to get amer to become my twink sex slave

>>74757347
I am unironically going to be doing this

>>74757306
ever wondered why they put so many guns, automatic rifles and policemen around private property?

>>74757211
so god damn sexy

>>74757320
It's a show about kids in care getting let down over and over and over

I'm watching the first episode on youtube now and Tracey is clearly heartbroken that none of the home employees want to adopt her, so she takes it out on the half-caste kid and takes sweets from strangers for attention.

This show is messed up

>>74757359
>tfw did a sonic run before ehen I was s kid
>>74757385
Good lad

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She's so pretty

>>74757233
I'll be there in 30 minutes.

wow I can't believe Corbyn wants to end poverty and have strong workers rights, what a crazy lunatic!

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>>74757307

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>i didn't upgrade to windows 10 because of muh privacy
enjoy your ransom ware

>>74757401
>im le nerd
>using tinder
don't bother

>>74757401
>nerd
>coffee
>board games
Nah, not a fan

>>74757359
>tfw used to go into the woods with m8s when we were 15 smoke spliffs and have stick fights with massive branches
loved that shit

goodbye mr a

>tfw can't leave the house because of IBS

Life sucks lads

>>74757431
this, apperantly every windows version right back from xp is vunerable. the nsa wikileaks massive exploit was only fixed in windows 10 march update, so windows 7 fags btfo

>>74757401
>adventures
Code for: choking on black cock

>>74757349
Move to London, spend all your free time doing the tourist stuff. That's what I do in Paris. Just back from the Louvre.

>>74757391
>tfw you realise children's books written by Jacqueline Wilson, Roald Dahl etc were based around real situations that most children don't experience but are very real nonetheless
drunk so can't phrase this greentext in a particularly hard-hitting fashion but I hope it gets the message across

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

prossies lads

>>74757442
But I'm also a nerd who likes coffee and boardgames

Going to Magaluf with the lads in the summer lads

>>74757431
windows 7 nerds btfo

>>74757317
Pretty much >>74757382
It's just something to do where you can see results

More credit is better, right?
And if I keep increasing my credit that means I'm doing something right

>>74757351
Depends on the time of the day

>>74757345
Agreed


>>74757318
So let's just ignore we actually have something in common and are more compatible than 99% of humans

booked my trip to Prague for next Sunday until the following Friday

very excited lads x

>>74757470
read matilda in one day as a 7/8 year old
was pretty chuffed

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>>74757401
you like?

>>74757470
Rohl Dahl was an evil motherfucker

>>74757431
>>74757464
>>74757498
>m-muh os
stay hardwarecucked brainlets

>>74757183
If the Tories don't get hammered I'm emigrating to France.

>>74756475
Is this supposed to disprove Marx's political philosophies? lol

>>74757495
Can I come

>>74757513
he served for are country against the nadzis so he is a military hero

don't diss the Dahl

I'm not crying lads, it's just the hayfever

>There's a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity ... I mean there is always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn't just pick on them for no reason
What did beloved childrens author Roald Dahl mean by this?

>>74757464
>the nsa wikileaks massive exploit
I'm on win10, but... wat?

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>tfw no yank gf

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>>74757545

>>74757545
>the south

>>74757536
You can but the lads aren't very inclusive with strangers so I'll have to personally mind you

>>74757545
>1pl8

lmao

>>74757528
>hardware cucked
>not getting ransomware

?

>>74757431
Windows 10 itself is malware though

>>74757562
loads of tools the nsa used to hack computers were leaked a few months ago, probably the same tools people used for the massive hack today

>>74757545
>pot noodle on the table

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>>74757537
Sir Saruman Lee fought the nazis too

doesn't make his stories about kids getting tormented by immortals any less offensive

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“There is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity, maybe it’s a kind of lack of generosity towards non-Jews,” said Dahl in a 1983 interview with New Statesman. “I mean there is always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn’t just pick on them for no reason,” Dahl told the British magazine.

night put the bottle down, wank and sleep

>>74757512
a superb jiggle, if i do say

>>74757535
No I was just trying to make communism appeal to Rorkes by showing off its antisemitic elements

>>74757585
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_Active_Management_Technology

>>74757575
>Staffordshire
>South

laughed aloud

>Tell the cretin commie i dont want him to reply to me
>Get replied to by an even bigger cretin

cant win

>>74757464
>>74757498
windows 7 gets security updates until 2020

botnet 10 nerds btfo

imagine living your life thinking there is some orchestrated conspiracy to exterminate your race

>>74757612
>wikipedia link
Ah, i see you're a bullshitter

>>74757592
>loads of tools the nsa used to hack computers were leaked a few months ago
ah, I did hear about that, didn't know it showed 10 was more secure

girl just texted me saying she really ikes talking with me

might gf her

>>74757645
Doesn't matter if it's orchestrated or not. It's still happening.

>>74757647
fucking mong
http://www.techrepublic.com/article/is-the-intel-management-engine-a-backdoor/

>>74757478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V31VddCA1g

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494387635240.webm
me in the white

>>74757611
Then tell them about the nationalist communist movements

anyone want to cyber on msn? leave your asl and addy and i'll get back to you

>>74757645
it's a very old conspiracy. goes back to the days of "Judeo-Masonry"

>>74757663
post convo

>>74757633
>have to manually download the updates
>only get it for 3 more years

sure thing mate

Lads did you attend your formal/debs in secondary school?

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>anon. imagine this lolly pop is your bellend

If you have less than 3 kids you can't complain about immigration

>>74757692
what is a formal or debs

>>74757692
Fookin wot?????/

>>74757672
Ah yes, the tech republic

my favourite website

>>74757692
what

>>74757721
Utterly inscrutable and meaningless post

>gf went out tonight even though she told me she'd probably be having a quiet night in

Considering heeming the gf

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>>74757675
hello everyone

this is... running on empty

Food! Review!

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any other late-twenties virgins on tonight?

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>get 'em on board, I'll call Ittin

Who was Ittin?

>>74757721
>if you don't fire off kids like bullets to support a ponzi scheme economy you can't defend yourself against being ethnically replaced

>>74757688
>have to manually download the updates
wrong

enjoy your botnet

>>74757753
she is going to fuck a hlot of dudes

>>74757762
late twenties but not a virgin

>>74757769
yes that's correct

>>74757746
the only reason we have immigrants is because white people aren't having enough kids to support the economy in the future

>>74757764
Prince of Saud

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the travel map

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>>74757762
yh

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>>74757762
35 years old virgin here

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drunk and high lads

>>74757723
>>74757724
>>74757736
Excuse my yankology - for lack of a better word - prom

>>74757779

Fuck off you cunt she told me she loved me and is loyal, something (You) will never experience

it doesn't matter, none of this matters

*rocks the casbah*

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>>74757822
damn
what are your powers like?

>>74757827
no

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>>74757807
ah yes, the so-called travel map

>>74757829
you do sound sensitive for someone in a loyal relationship

>>74757827
Ah right. Yeah, We had ours on a boat. Can't remember much of it as I was pissed and sat in the corner eating cake for most of it

>>74757827
nah, didn't go to either of them
not looking forward to the uni graduation ceremony

>>74757855
pretty lack lustre

>>74757860
>regarding each american state as a country

it's the weekend but i won't enjoy it.
it will slowly tick away, as all the things i wanted to get done during the week fail to get done.

eventually it will pass and i'll be back at it again. trapped in the prison of work for another 8 hours.

I hate work so much, you're entire day becomes ruined by it. I spend 5 days out of 7 completely miserable, tired and bored. the two days i get spare, never leave me feeling fulfilled

I envy neets so much.

Can any Americans ITT reveal what the fuck is happening with their leadership right now

>>74757575
Staffordshire is a Northern poverty shithole

>>74757827
did not go, nor will i ever go to any of these self-congratulatory shitshows unless i have to

>>74757882
exactly

>>74757309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLlkyBMSPX8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toOQz2h5Js8

>>74757911
Eat shit and die

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>>74757911
Are Don is being obstructed in every way, shape, and form

I have never watched any of Tim's videos where do I start?

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anyone tried this?

>>74757822
but how tho

>>74757908
that's modern life

should've picked an interesting job like police

Someone send me some decent wank material

>>74757937
He repeats the exact same video every day, lad.

>>74757860
>when you realise the majority of yanks have never left their country

wew

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>>74757937
sort them by most played and watch the ones with interesting titles

>>74757938
I don't understand

>>74757944
Police are pigs

Lowest and filthiest in society

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>>74757938

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>Ian curtist allegedly voted Tory to protest the labour government betraying the working class

Might have to find a new favourite band lads

I've been thinking... just leaving my home and keep wandering, I'm 24 living on a mattress on the floor at my parents i have an alcohol problem and have attempted suicide a few times. My friends treat me like an idiot,they dont know about my attempts or my mental health. i have had many jobs but cant pin anything that im good at... i want to pick a direction and keep walking in it soo i can see something new other than these four fucking walls. i have a tent and food supplies is this a good idea?

>>74757950
check your fax

>>74757955
don't think that's true. It's just me

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>>74757950

>>74757827
we had one in our last year and they made such a big fucking yank thing out of it, limousines and "prom king and queen" and all this daft fucking shit that fits in here about as well as a pair of tits on a bull

>>74757973
probably not but i've been wanting to do this myself

>>74757934
>communist clenched fist
are guy

>>74757908

You need communism mate, I felt the same

>>74757982
only 109 million active passports in circulation buddy

>>74757938
classic

>captcha: minuti classic
woah

>late on council tax
>pay on the 5th
>get a summons on the 8th
are they having a fucking laugh

>>74757955
Everything you could possibly want is in America desu

I'd wager Tim did something sinister to this cat after recording

https://youtu.be/XQsYw8CSN50

>>74757966

Agreed but t least they don't piss in people's Riben

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>>74757860

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can feel the edibles kicking in lads

>worrying about potential IRA violence when muslims are literally driving cars into people only the other fucking day

only thing IRA do anymore is deal drugs and kill people who get in their way in said drug pursuit

>>74758033
The Irish adoration/yearning for america is a little pathetic not gonna lie.

Very runty.

>>74757944
I hate work so much.

I sit at my desk fluctuating between doing literally nothing and just waiting for the time to pass, to being burdened with too much work.

I am constantly paranoid that i will make errors in my work and get panic attacks anytime the boss walks past.

I get home, and I spend more time cooking and being tired. There is so much shit i want to do. books i want to read. but my mind is just numb after work.

>>74757943
in traditional societies, everyone had a place. Marriage was an institution. You either accepted marriage, or were banned.
In the "free" modern world, the domain of struggle keep extending. The rich constantly get richer, while noone wants a depressed virgin.

I actually have a friend who's a 35+ virgin. Doesn't talk to me anymore since I found a blondie. (I never was a late virgin, btw, so the rule stands)

>>74757943
life...just passed me by I suppose

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Can't wait for Corbyn to lose so I can laugh at all the Labour supporters I know.

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I remember once I forgot to pay my road tax and my car got clamped and I had to pay £100 to release it then pay my £110 tax for a 1.25 petrol fiesta that cost me £1,100 to insure

>>74758055
there are like 6 full-time police assigned to the IRA in mainland UK....and thousands to islamic terror.

UK chief of police said it on the BBC the other day.

>>74757993
downloaded one of her scenes and she looked like a man so went back to tranny porn

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>>74758068

BOOBIES

>>74758055
Sorry when did this happen? Shut the fuck up yon stupid cunt, sick of hearing your retarded opinion all the time. You're a fucking loudmouth. We get it, you're an epic alt rightist.

>anime image
opinion immediately disregarded

>>74758068
do you have mates

>>74758092
he looks like a cuck tbqh

wish Cleggo was still at the helm, he was alright.

What are you drinking tonight, lads?

Rum and Stella for me

>>74758105
top post

>Downloading porn

Why? Just why? Are you watching it on the go?

>>74757908
>I envy neets so much.
not to the point of having the balls to live in poverty tho?

feel good after that wank
like a weight off my chest

>>74758115
Not people I regularly speak to but old friends I see occasionally when they're around

listening to dusty springfield lads

>>74757886
what

>>74758058
micks have small, shrivelled minds, same with wops, that's why america appeals to them

is there even a point of working if you're not a normie? I went from 4 days a week to 5, but I have literally not spent any more money despite my higher salary.

I don't have friends, so after food and rent, there is bugger all to spend money on.

>>74757827
I knocked myself out on helium at mine. The teachers at it thought I was one something, felt like a muppet saying I had just passed out from helium from a balloon.

>>74758167
And I'm sure you're a genius mate lol

>>74758134
fizzy water with lemon slice and ice

>>74758092
>Living in England

Haha fucking cuck

>>74757911
Trump fired the FBI director in the middle of an ongoing FBI investigation into his campaign's ties with Russia. The situation is made more complicated by reports that Trump asked Comey for his loyalty before he fired him and was turned down, and also Trump's own tendency to tweet bizarre shite.

>>74758156
>>74758156
congrats, bro

>>74757827
Didn't go, stopped in and watched footy with my dad instead.

>>74758156
*gets up off your chest*
oops sorry didn't you there when I sat down x
>>74758176
cakcled at this

>>74758015
>euros can cheaply board a train or take a drive if they wish to visit a foreign nation for a day or two
>americans have pay for a transcontinental plane ticket if they wish to take a vacation abroad
hmmm yes why don't we simply travel more? personally, i plan to visit France Saturday morning and be back home by Sunday night, haha just a casual cheeky holiday

>>74758160
Are you depressed

>>74758149
Honestly poverty is better than my existence

I have no friends. My entire life revolves around work. My freetime just slips away, I don't do anything interesting in it. It feels like i exist just to work.

I have money, but i don't spend it on anything particularly nice.

>>74758059

Literally me

>quitting my last job
>"when you got here I did wonder whether you were autistic"

Not austitic just didn't want to be there and had work anxiety, plus worked with a bunch of other teenagers so got bullied like high school

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>tfw booked next week off work
>still only 224 hours 15 mins until I'm back at my desk

>>74758176
memes aside rorkes screech autistically the most out of everyone
how the yanks keep falling for the same bait over and over again is beyond me

I quit my last job after 2 months

>>74758208
don't know if you noticed mate but we live on a fucking island with one tunnel to france that's currently clogged up by golliwogs

real depression hours already?

>>74758113
millenials...

>>74758092
you paid to have an illegal lock on your vehicle removed by the people that put it on there? one wrench, can buy it on ebay. literally nothing they can do to stop you removing it if it's undamaged. even if you damamge it by accident removing it as long as you can prove you exercised due care, they can't do a thing to you. it is illegal, private land or not. high courts have ruled as such numerous times.

>>74758240
neet scum

>>74758173

Vidya and books mainly

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>>74758245

how are you meant to revise? I've got about 18 powerpoints to read and the information is gone as soon as i stop reading it.

>>74758271
You don't. Revision is a fucking meme.

>>74758245
we never left

>>74758244
don't know if you've noticed but we have no such tunnel and no casual school trips to foreign nations in secondary

>>74758240
Learning to change the DOM with JQuery
Not very funny

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been 1 year 8 months since I last had sex

it is becoming a serious problem

>>74758271
just learn as you go lmao

>>74758265
not a neet

>>74758230
rorkes get angry quickly but its the commies who literally derail entire threads again and again

rorke will only talk about pakis if the topic comes up. leftypol will always look to force a conversation about communism

however, it's worth noting that there are probably between ten to twenty regular rorkes on /brit/ and between two and five commies.

>>74758293
Been 22 years and still not had sex.

suicide is my only option

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>tfw pay a 3rd of my wages just to flatshare in the same town that i work

this really gets to me, i was doing the maths the other day and i worked out i'd basically be no better off just doing some menial work and living with the ol' mater et pater

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>>74758293

>>74758290
>casual school trips to foreign nations in secondary
yeah maybe if you're at fucking eton

>>74758296
am I supposed to be impressed?

>>74758214
>quitting
>high school
FOY

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>book a holiday off work
>"hey anon you wouldn't mind covering your own holiday time because we're short staffed would you?"

Had to accept as well because I need the money

>>74758304
It doesn't count if you're a virgin

So unless you're at least 40, fuck off

>>74758303
>rorke will only talk about pakis if the topic comes up
screaming

>>74758293

I'm 29 and I've never even kissed a girl

>>74758173
take acting lessons
become more thespian and good with people

>>74757694
ok

I love women, lads

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>>74758344
It's not that great mate, don't worry about it.

>>74758325
this isn't standard for public schools over there? heard it mentioned by people I'm certain aren't wealthy

>>74758364
this but unironically tbqh

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>>74758330

Only ponces say secondary school you middle class southern twat

>>74758335
why did you book the holiday time if you needed the money

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>>74758168
this is now a JAYDEN + SARAH thread

I'm 46 and a virgin. I have an excuse though because I was a Catholic priest for 21 years.

>>74758374
there's trips to france and sometimes germany but they're not free

>>74758401
nonce

>I'm 29 and I've never even kissed a girl

really want to know how this is even possible?

what do you look like?

where on the spectrum do you land?

are you just incapable around women?

>>74758384
Do they? I'm Northern and high school was always an American thing. Literally never heard anyone use that.

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>>74758209
Severely

>>74758393

Boss allocated my holiday time

>>74758415
how much?

wish i didn't become such a billy no mates i'm so bored

>>74758417
Virgin means not a nonce as well.

Get good tingles from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHg6UdQl8Ls

>>74758271
write it out

http://pamelageller.com/2017/05/asia-bibi-supreme-court-appeal-fast-track-revoked-young-muslim-medic-turned-terrorist-may-yet-exonerated-despite-attempting-blow-church.html/
don't blame the cunts for wanting to come over here

>>74758425

Whole world has became homogenised by American culture, only ever heard high school.

>>74758173
I spent 500 quid over the last month

>>74758271
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaced_repetition
>>74758399
didn't realise it was jayden lmao

>>74758428
sorry lad

go SEA and you'll get your willy wet

>Tfw have a 'job i enjoy'
>tfw still resent having to sacrifice 5/7ths of my life to it

>>74758325
fuck off lad

i went to a mediocre comprehensive in north lincs and we did trips to hong kong and new york

>>74758173
get an expensive hobby

>>74758210
Try to hold on to w/e you have. It's not like you can neet a few years then look for a better job later on. The label sticks.

Maybe try to look for something better?

>>74758466
amer you're doing that paki thing you do where you brag about small wealth

>>74758465
Must be an age thing. I'm a grandpa We had infants, primary, secondary then sixth form. ;_;

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>>74758496
>mediocre comprehensive in north lincs and we did trips to hong kong and new york

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>>74758309
failure's not

>>74758493
know this feel all to well

>>74758484
oh there's a section on pimsleur too, i would've linked to that
>The intervals published in Pimsleur's paper were: 5 seconds, 25 seconds, 2 minutes, 10 minutes, 1 hour, 5 hours, 1 day, 5 days, 25 days, 4 months, and 2 years

>>74758530
caralad?
what job do you do now, do you miss being neet?

little things really piss me off

for example when provincial people call their province by its abbreivated form

like bucks or lincs and so on.

>>74758384
Do they even have secondary education in the north?

Why is /brit/ so much better when there's hardly any Aussies about?

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>>74758554

>>74758344
why?

>>74758516
what's confusing about that m8?

it's common as fuck, we did trips to somewhere in africa for safari shit too
and lads who went on the student exchange went to germany for free (we got some fat autistic german lass, right disappointment)

>>74758552
ye
rather not say
a bit, i haven't made enough to move out yet so i'm just sat here waiting until i do

>>74758570
mind blown

stopped drinking before blacking out, going to bed at a reasonable time and not ruining my whole weekend

patting myself on the back

>>74758484
>it was jayden
me neither, was it?

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>>74758613

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Just consumed 3000 calories in fifteen minutes lads

>>74758618
i don't know
could be

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>Tfw

>>74758570
also hate it when people start stories with 'so...'

literal reddit

>>74758554
>insinuating that i am from lincs
nah m8 low blow

only lived there for a few years

>>74758632
12 is a reasonable time to sleep you fucking grandad

>>74758501
Sorry, massa

only part of the day when im happy is when i jump into bed and wrap myself up all warm and safe

i never want to wake up.

>>74758645
What the fuck? Why was she so angry

>>74758593
>it's common as fuck, we did trips to somewhere in africa for safari shit too
>and lads who went on the student exchange went to germany for free (we got some fat autistic german lass, right disappointment)
fuck off tarquin

Started crying lads

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>>74758675
>12 is a reasonable time to sleep

>>74758566
because they're boring unfunny shitposters with adhd and see /brit/ as a place to fling their shit around

>>74758695
female yank autism

>>74758701
how povvo was your school m8

post a pic

>>74758692
>all warm and safe
What, is there some paki street gang out to get you during the day?

>>74758598
nice hope things work out x

>>74758714
what's this even supposed to mean you tard?
bet you sleep for 11 hours you fat lazy neet cunt

>>74758735
Why didn't you tell her she's an ugly little slut and needs to fuck off

REALLY old new

>>74746487
>>74746487
>>74746487

bit freaked out 4od knows my name

having a sad choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwcMLOI9yAU

>>74758740
not quite. more stress from work and depression from having nothing else enjoyable in my life.

the sensation of being wrapped up in bed is nice though.

Our school trips were to Boulogne Kettleness and some place in the Yorkshire Dales, kek

>>74758809
>Yorkshire Dales
good lad