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uhh...poop edition
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>kitter = /cum/
>pupper = me
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who /eclipse/ here

going to St Joseph, Missouri to see it
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the gf
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>cali women
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NEED a French gf ASAP
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>>74755277
going to the coast to see it
already got me glasses
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reminder to bully cara poster
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my student loan is about to default lol
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Jordan Peterson wants me to get my life together
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Cara is cute and the gf.
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what if we did this guys
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My therapist told me to stop coming to /cum/
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now that im close of getting a gf would it be wise to delete my cara folder?

maybe she will get upset if she finds out idk
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>>74755511
why you'd have no friends otherwise
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hmm
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>>74755511

what does she know
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The funny thing is my ex knew i loved Cara so i hope she gets huge abd appears everywhere and now everytime she sees Cara she thinks of me.

devilish indeed.
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>>74755575
please stop posting
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>>74755549
That's what I said
>>74755565
I just told her that this is where I go for fun
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>>74755513
women have superiority issues if she sees that you adore a 6/10 and she is a 5/10 ofc shes gonna have a fit
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>>74755575
camille > cara
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>>74755511
But we would miss you!
We need you!
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I genuinely don't even know who cara is outside of some ugly british girl that this chicano is obsessed with

whats her meme?
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>>74755698
being ugly
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*feeds the monkey*
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>>74755731
*gets fat*
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what your guy's favourite anime this season
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>>74755731
STOP YOU'RE KILLING THE /CUM/ MONKEY
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>>74755324
Your French girl is holding a Russian book
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>>74755798

nothing looked good this spring
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>>74755628

Yes of course, i told my ex to dye her hair blonde and she felt threatened.
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I wish I had someone I could ask for real advice other than 4chan
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>tfw mom found the pot stash
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>>74755847
whoops
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>tfw mom found the pot stash
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>>74755868
you should try tsuki ga kirei its very good
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>>74755905
why is that child balding?
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how old is the condom in your wallet?
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>>74755941
reddit
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>>74755942
I dont have one in my wallet
In fact, I've never put a condom on kek
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>>74755942
I got mine when I was 16.

>Tfw I'm 32 right now.
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>>74755942
I bought it in December
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>>74755905
I honestly hate how nowadays is a meme to be special and weird
All these assholes who bullied me in school for being what they want they want to be now.
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>>74755942
The condoms in my drawer are a few months old
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>>74755883
so now you have to share with her?
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>>74755942
i have never in my once held a condom in my hands
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REALLY want to fuck laci green's mouth about now
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>>74755995
It was always a meme to be special and weird. That's why you ignore those assholes and chill with people like you.
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OFFICIAL CUM POWER RANKINGS

0. me sinaloa caraposter
1. new mexico
2. oyster bay
3. placer
4. finland
5. OC
6. centrer county
7. henrico virginia
8. florida (ohio)
9. sacramento (slav)
10. denmark
POWER GAP
900000000000000000001. any canadian
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>>74755942
I don't carry a wallet but I have a packet of ramen noodle spice in my wallet as a joke.
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>>74756084
i'm sorry amigo but any leaf is automatically better than a mexican
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>>74755798
Attack on Titan is the only one I'm watching this season
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>>74756106

hahahahaha you are so funny dudea packet of ramen noodles hahaha omg dude you are hiding your insecurities behind a joke everyone must love you hahahahaha

kys
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>>74756174
attack on titan is a reddit show
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>>74756186
>making this post
>calling anyone out for insecurity
sure kid
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>>74756186
thanks

what insecurities are those?
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When i said shingeki no kiojin was a good show everyone raffed, but now everyone likes it.

i hate all of you.
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>>74756233
That you're a jew
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>>74756201
I know, but I still enjoy it
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>>74756084
Thurston is #1
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day 19...

started up on a wow private server
guess i can put the depression on hold for a month
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>>74756285
how did you know that
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Really need a Canadian to fuck rn
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>Cara beaner likes Attack on Reddit
Well, what a surprise
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>>74756186
projection
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>>74756301
hes a fag
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>>74756320
hi
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>>74756230
>me
>Insecurities

howbodno
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Imagine being Alexa in that moment and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your pubescent body and horrific androgynous baby face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another football player in her bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garret flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable fedora barely concealing his beady eyes and dumbo ears, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his weedy fucking visage but his dorky attitude as everyone in dance class tells him he's GOT IT and DAMN, GARRET DANCES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his dweeby fucking acne ridden face contort into types of goofy smiles you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Chads and Tyrone's and later alleged Football stars for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the middle class in America. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his hairless upper lip as he finger points suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in his "very very very nervous (for that is what he calls himself)" dance, the dance he worked so hard for by himself in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa. You're not going to lose your future Instagram followers over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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I have a sudden urge to Carapost.

Does anyone else knows this feel?
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Why do Waifus hurt so much?
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>tfw you're full but it tastes so good that you want to eat more
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>>74756363
Let me blow you
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*gives cum monki a fizzy*
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huh this graph efinitely tickles my neurons
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>>74756578
no one cares faggot
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Why do I find black vagina so enticing?
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>>74756578
hmm yes i have no idea what this means
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>tfw finland doesnt love me no mo

WHYYY
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>>74756697
you want sum love honie?
only five dolla
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>>74756643
You have a shit fetish
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>>74756733
a-add me
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>donation bin for books going to africa
>two hispanic kids shuffle through it and take a few books out
Maybe they forgot they weren't african?
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>>74756781
on steam?
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https://youtu.be/ey7tkUFkSCE

The gf
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>>74756806
did you just assume their race and age?
shitlord
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>>74756820

nah, you are mean to me.
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>>74756839
hahahahaha ironic tumblr posting lol #triggered
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>>74756878
NEED a Canadian to fugg lads
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>>74756839
Well they were speaking spanish. I think they were making fun of the name of the organization, then they started saying something about how the people in africa wouldnt even use them
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>>74756878
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>Narcos are recruiting deported chis
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>>74756916
then reply to a canadian and not me
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>>74756943
I can be any nationality you want b-baka...
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>>74756824
me in the vid
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I think Jaime goes to the same University gook moot did
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whats a good recent album

fleet foxes seemed too disjointed and Humanz was terrible
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>>74756981
He started Nip chan here
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>>74756981
I think you're a humongous faggot.
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>>74757011
He should hook you up after college
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Sensing a lot of hostility in this thread
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i love everyone here
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>>74757085
I think this thread needs some more...BOOM BIG REVEAL! PICKLE RICK! hahaha
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>>74757070
He'll probably pull the me no spreak engrish shit he does on /qa/ even though his blog was in English
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>>74757115
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THAT GOT ME!!
Pickles can't be people! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
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>>74756824
>YOU NIGGERS
holy shit my sides
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>>74757163
>be beth
>can't find dildo
>see pickle rick
>"I guess this will have to do"
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hey finland i was kidding you can add me on everything you want
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https://www.reddit.com/r/FidgetSpinners/comments/6au3y0/were_all_autistic/?st=j2mee5h6&sh=fa5f51df

>only reply has vape in his username
I feel like this whole place is some big joke I'm not in on
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>>74755798
Natsumes Book of Friends of course
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>>74757255
you cant find me from the int steam group i have picture of a monkey as a avatar
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does my smartphone deserve rights
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>>74757383

i dont use steam
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if I marry my computer, can I still swap parts out? if I end up replacing every part, is it still my wife?
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How's that Malware windows fags? And you thought the botnet was the issue...
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>>74757450
only retards who leave internet explorer and windows defender enabled get viruses
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>>74757543
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>>74757571
STOP FEEDING HIM YOU INHUMAN MONSTERS
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Have they already begun building it
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*feeds him*
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>>74757604
hes healthy at any size
stop fatshaming
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>>74757571
He opens them up faster than most people do
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>>74755250
Literally how I feel every time I have an argument on 4chan and the other person stops replying.
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me and the family
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going to see guardians of the galaxy tonight
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>>74757653
i bet his dad is also a banker
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>>74757425
No, because then you have a degenerate subcomputer wife.

It's better to just drop the bitch and get a new one.
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>>74757665
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>>74757653

your mom has SHIT taste in waifus
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>>74757571
Who is this monkey? Where can I learn more about him?
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>>74757717
google thailand fat monkey
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im bored

someone talk to me
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>>74757706
what is WRONG WITH YOU
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>>74757744
talks to you
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>im bored
It's your own fault
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>>74757689
what does this mean?
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>>74757726
Haha they sent it to a fat camp recently
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>>74757786
yeah
i dont really believe that being thailand and all, maybe some brazilian will buy him
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>>74757706
reddit
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I truly feel like im on the maniac part of my disorder, i need a fix for this.
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>>74757838

9gag
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>>74757783
>hey guyz im gonna see guardians of reddit volume 2 lol
>what does this mean
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>>74757842
did your foot get better?
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>>74757902

Yes, i just rested for like 3 days and it was gone.
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cum, would you rather be blind or deaf
really hard choice for me because i like music so much, though without sight i couldn't play vidya though fuk
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>>74757985

deaf

sign language is fun
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even my gf knows who the best idol is
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>>74757985
Rather be deaf desu, yeah is a bitch not hearing music but being blind is way worst.
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>even my gf knows who the best idol is
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>>74758001
is your lisp really so bad you needed to learn sign language?
sorry for making fun of you i feel bad now
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I want to die.
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you may laugh, but it helped me sign to my friends when i was blackout drunk that I wasnt dead
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>>74758073
alri
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>waaaah, I'm a middle class white male living in one of the wealthiest countries in the most prosperous era of human history waaaah
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>Waaaaah
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>>74758119
reddit
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>>74758119
did you watch the gundam
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>>74758119
>Wealth is the only thing that matters!

what a sad life you live.
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>ith noth dead imph justh drnk
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>dear white people
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>Muh hearty Murrican meal
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>>74755183
I've been looking for this Pepe forever, bless your soul
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im home from the hospital you guys
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you try signing complete sentences when you cant even sit up on a couch

that took skill
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>>74758151
Did you recommend me something yesterday? I didnt catch the post
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>>74758206
first step is not to drink
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post a better vidya song than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF-ySX2z6Ug

ill wait
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>>74758206
Hope you had fun
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>>74758220
yes
https://myanimelist.net/anime/10937/Mobile_Suit_Gundam__The_Origin
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>>74758225

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_zAxPqKa8Y
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the most embarrasing story of me is when i mixed dope and alcohol and i puked on my self.

Dont know how i didnt pull a hendrix, basically woke up to a german chick helping me clean my self, i rarely ever drink more than 3 beers per night since that day.
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>>74758268
>doing drugs apart from safe psycodelics
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>>74758234
Do I have to watch the show to enjoy it?
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>>74758221
*chugs a beer*

>>74758229
not really
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>>74758328
the original? no i did not
this happens before the series so no need for prior knowledge
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>>74758342
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vermont is the BEST state
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that reminds me I still have beer
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vermont more like wheremont?
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>>74758379
i was just kidding OC jeez
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>>74758354
Alright, might watch it later this weekend then :)

>>74758386
t. bernie
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Dont fall for the wagecuckoldry meme guys. Either win the lottery of kill yourselves. I was forced to stay an hour late at work and it took me an extra hour to get home in friday night traffic. Its just not with it.
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im not old enough to drink
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west coast? more like worthless mexicans
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Bald girls are disgusting. FACT
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>>74758470
wagey ragey
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>newbloods in my /cum/
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>>74758524
>autism gardens on /int/
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Bald Caraposting is the worst kind of Caraposting.


#FACT
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>>74758523
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wagecuckery has a bad rap

I've started working full time and I actually really enjoy it. I appreciate the free time I have now more than I did before, and waste much less of it (though I am on 4chan right now). I have so much money, even making minimum wage, that I have over $1000 in disposable income each month after rent and food.

I recommend getting a job.
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>>74758574
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>>74758448
bernie was just trying to dull the teeth of the jew
anyways i voted for phil scott
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going from my laptop to my 24" screen is a big (literally) difference
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>During production, Reeves and Bomback went back to watch all of the films in the Planet of the Apes franchise. They sought broader inspirations from films like Bridge on the River Kwai and The Great Escape. Feeling that there was a need to imbued Biblical themes and elements, they also watched Biblical epics like Ben-Hur and The Ten Commandments. The influences and inspirations were made evident in the relationship between Caesar and Woody Harrelson's Colonel, a military leader with vague pretensions toward godhood, which Reeves compares their relationship to the dynamic between Alec Guinness's British Commander and Sessue Hayakawa prison camp Colonel in Bridge on the River Kwai. Another comparison is when Caesar sets off on a journey to find the Colonel, flanked by a posse of close friends – a situation Reeves explicitly ties to Clint Eastwood's war-weary soldier in The Outlaw Josey Wales.[20]


This is going to be ape kino
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trump just fired the head of the FBI

here's how bernie can still win
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>>74758658
for you
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>>74758575
i dont want money
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>>74758658
going from my soft penis to my hard penis is a big (litterally) difference
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>>74758666
>just
that was days ago la
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>>74758679
Sure, but the rest of it still applies. I feel more fulfilled working than not. It's good to feel productive, even if you're just producing value for the bosses.
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>>74758662
the new planet of the apes series is unironically pretty fucking good i hope this ones good as well
>>
Anyone from Washington state here?
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>>74758836
no
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>>74758836
please be in spokane
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>>74758836
yes
>>
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. It's fucking hilarious watching him crsh and burn like this. But in all seriousness, we can't let this guy near the nuclear codes
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>>74758902
shitty pasta
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Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness, Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience
Question, what do these things all have in common?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

awoooooo
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>>74758955
they're all real and being hidden from you by the chosen tribe pulling your strings
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>>74758955
They all banged your mom
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im falling in love wtf is wrong with me.
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>>74758887
Tell me about your state
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>>74759066
your personality
>>
>>74759066
Better be falling in love with me tbqh
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>>74759090
huck the fuskies
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>>74759081
>pacifico

A man of refined taste
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when my house kept getting egged, like 3 times a week, always between 11pm and midnight. i sat outside in my bushes with loaded paint ball gun from 1030 till 1230. after a few nights they came back and as soon as the first egg flew i lit both the kids up and even after they hit the ground crying in a ball i didnt stop till my hopper was empty. than tiptie cuffed them, called the cops and waited. when the police showed up i told them what i did and than said i have a bucket of hot soapy water, a couple ladders and want them to scrub every last bit of egg off my house and they cant leave till they do or id press charges. took then 4 hours to wash my entire house while me and the officer set up lights, couple lawn chairs and drank some coffee :) never once did my street have an egging issue again
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>>74759126

you ignored me for too long desu
>>
got evicted from my house by my sister.
feels like shit
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>>74759227
cuck
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>>74759203
I have intense autism, pls forgive me
>>
who ever made that worm is swimming in cash
buttcoin value just keeps rising too
>>
>>74759090
hiking options everywhere
skiing options everywhere
mountaineering options everywhere
national parks everywhere
places to go everywhere
canada is right over the border
flight to iceland is only 6 or 7 hours when you fly over canada

i just play video games tho
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>>74759227
youre not supposed to actually try to fuck your sister dumbass
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>>74759246
i rented the house under the table from our parents.
it's not like I had any rights to it
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I live about where i put the picture of the Russian, will i die if i look at the eclipse without glasses from there?
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>>74759277
Boundaries are for normies
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>>74759277
I am neither into that, nor do i watch anime
>>
>>74759262
Did this make you laugh
>>
I am a good poster
>>
>>74759250

n-no
>>
>>74759315
si
>>
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>normies
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>>74759315
Ye :)
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>>74759328
;_; ok
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>>normies
>>
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>>normies
>>
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>>>>Normies
>>
cum lol
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>w5EM26m.jpg
>>
<<CAM LOL
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>>w5EM26m.jpg
>>
best girl coming through
>>
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the gf
>>
>>74759432
Do you sell those to kids on school grounds?
>>
>fedora meme
>meme spinners
>cara memevingne
>brainless normie shit
pick all of the above
>>
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ah yes

DOSbox
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>>74759454
nope all for me. cool couple of k in that picture
>>
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whom'st is your favorite member of the gorillaz
>>
>>74759478
couldn't name any of them
>>
>>74759478
kids with guns
>>
I actually have no idea what the gorillaz are. I've only seen them mentioned on 4chan
>>
>>74759478
the high quality rip
>>
>>74759478
THERE'S A WOMAN IN THE GORILLAZ????

gonna burn the fucking cds how libuckced could you fucking be
>>
imagine being a faggot living in the chi shithole that is mexico spending your whole day avatarfagging
>>
>>74759478
>Got Nutz v

That one is instantly my least favorite.
>>
>>74759505
the gorillaz are an extremely popular psuedo-band, and i don't mean "psuedo" in the same way /sci/ says it.
I call them such because they have the appearance of a group of artists, but in actually each album and sometimes each song is a collaboration of many different artists acting under the facade of the 4 animated band members
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UclCCFNG9q4
>>
>>74759571
shant
>>
>>74759571
>360p
no thanks
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZaThNL-jKI

epic
>>
>>74759432
what is this
>>
shan't be reading a single word today, wonder how it will go
>>
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>>74759357

yes
>>
>>74759615
it's like a fedora crossed with a vape pen but it fits in your pocket and it's noisy
>>
>>74759478
ITS
THE
NUTSHACK
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im starting to distrust my taste in woman, all of you say Cara is ugly, my ex was def ugly, and binland says the girl i like is ugly.
>>
>>74759669
cara is ok but the girl you like uhhh ok
>>
the fact that i have knee aches at age 25 means i'm going to be dead by 50
>>
>>74759669
take what you can get, my dude
>>
>>74759669
why aren't you fucking banned fucking shitskin
>>
>>74759683

i dont think she is super cute, but i dont think she is ugly, on the upper echelon of average girls.
>>
cara is bald now
>>
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post cute girls
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>>74759697
are you fat
this is important
>>
Why is everyone such a partisan shill these days guys? What happened to respecting your political opponents.
>>
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>>74759728
>>
best Cara coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrVgSVFXM8M
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>>74759728
>>
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>>74759748
ew
>>
>>74759708
>>74759708

why the vitriol
>>
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>>74759748
>>
>>74759733
20-30 pounds overweight
>>
>>74759745
my opponents started calling me names and pretending communism wasn't so bad
>>
>>74759774
Because he got lost from >>>/pol/
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>>74759786
post pic of yourself shirtless fatboy
>>
>buy 10 bucks of sammich meat
>get a free bag of buns
>end up buying another 10 bucks of shit to go with the buns
>>
I want to succ a thicc Mexicutie
>>
>>74759819
LE LATE STAGE CAPITALISM STRIKES AGAIN
>>
>>74759774
you're an obnoxious spic avatarfaggot
>>
>eating sandwiches instead of real food
>>
>>74759835
>implying sandwiches aren't the best of foods.
>>
How many mexicans did you see today?
>>
>>74759803
So what if we like, stopped calling each other names or something?
>>
0
pretty good aside from the whole eviction thing
>>
>spend three entire paychecks on gucci clothes
>can now not afford to pay rent this month
>get evicted
FUCKING LATE STAGE CAPITALISM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>74759889
I would still not respect you for being a commie apologist, and trying to use the government to rob me of my guns and other property.
or for making me live with undesirables
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>a sandwich? heh, thanks, but i prefer real food
>>
>>74759819
hows life out of the hospital?
>>
>>74759895
I haven't bought clothes in 18 months.
i'm relatively wealthy for a university student
>>
>>74759931
big and scary and i have to do things myself ;_;
>>
em ahh i couldnt make a new thread
>>
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>eating carbs
>>
>>74760045
>>74760045
>>74760045
>>74760045
>>
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>>74759925
>americans
>>
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>>74755942

Not in my wallet, but I still have the condom they gave me in sophomore year of high school health class in a drawer somewhere.

I'm 23.
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