/balk/

fuck turkgaria mate

ITALIAN GORILLA
FUCK MY BULGAR ASS

>>74753128
Why did they send Poli Genova to Eurovision this year, again?

>>74753180
>when your country is such a shithole that you have nothing to do other than repost the same thing on an online forum all day.

>>74753180
You can say that again
turkgaria sound to me as turkey so
fuck turkgaria and long live Bulgaristan

>>74753128
>>74753191
If I want to destroy his cute boipucci, am I gay? I mean he looks like a girl, so technically it's not gay

>>74753180
Heкa дa пocaдим гoлeми въpбoви гopи нa гpaницaтa cъc Cpбия.

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>>74753281
>Kosovo
>Je
>Srbija

>>74753209
maybe you prefer Дpaгo Чaя?

>>74753307
Boipussy isn't gay, it's known since antiquity.

>>74753307
This is both pedo and gay, Fabio.
Btw, good luck to you guys.

>>74753406
this is ephebophiliac at most

and fucking traps is the patrician and enlightened man fetish

>>74753378
This, I WUZ A PHILOSOPHER N SHIEEET

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http://www.b92.net/eng/news/politics.php?yyyy=2017&mm=05&dd=12&nav_id=101263

>Haradinaj threatens to add "one third of Serbia to Kosovo"
Top kek. Will serbs ever stop lising clay

>>74753347
nice

What would you do if Turkey one day decided to drain the Black Sea by blocking the river in Istanbul and redirecting the Black Sea into the Balkans causing them to flood?

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>>74753378
hot

>>74753556
shitpost and laugh at normies dying

>bugari literally sent a tatar to eurovision
lmao

>>74753556
I would say that albanians are subhuman pedophiles

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SMALL

>>74753636
kazakhs are not tatar, serb

>>74753168
>>74753308
>>74753427
>>74753698
>>74753747
so, any suggestions?

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>>74753955

>>74753997
i'm thinking of something like serbey, if we need to add -bey suffix. like it?

>>74754032
Think deeply about who you are and what you represent. Do you like pigs? Do you like Ottomans? Do you like injustice? If yes, you are a Srb.

>>74754096
i like your posts. i really do. and you do like this on a daily basis.
so i feel a need to honor you with an unique name here, which only rare people have. i think that shall be enough to repay you for the efforts.

>>74754212
pretty sure he's the turk from kurdjali

>>74754096
To elaborate on this: Do you love stealing and perverting history? Do you love police terror and brainwashing? Do you like turning your compatriots on their brothers? If yes, you are a Srbofyromian.

>>74753128
Is that Balkan Rebecca Sugar?

>>74754255
so kudjalibey, turkbey? gib your suggestions

>>74754212
>>74754293
kys

>>74754255
why would it be me? im genuinely curious

as long as serbs accept they are not white and join their balkan brothers against whitey they are ok in my book

>>74754323
only some /pol/tards claim we're white. we generally do not feel like that m8

>>74754315
>serbs remove muslims
>turk is butthurt
simple as that

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>>74754369
>implying i care about mudslime removal that has nothing to do with my people

>>74754323
>tfw shitskin masterrace

cumskins are not welcome in /balk/

>>74754405
nice tqiya you dumb faggot

>>74754424
eй ceляк мякaщ шe ти eбa мaйкaтa гъpбaвa

>>74754424
taqiya*

>>74754424
not a shia though

then serbey remains the only choice

i proclaim the official baptization now - say hello to the new guy in the club!

>>74754452
koi e mqkasht be da te eba u kurdjaliqta nedoeban

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>>74754468
Shia mentioned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tp3TbDZBpM

>>74754482
cringe consider suicide ASAP

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>>74754485
not me lad

>>74754533
gtfo fag

>>74754452
Cкopo нe cи ял шaмapи, a кoмплeкcapчe?

>>74754536
togava toq autist trebva da e neironichno autistichen

>>74754507
are you into zikirs, friend?

i will unironically beat the shit out of anyone who dares to talk stupid things against us

>>74754452
pycнaцитe явнo ca тe eбaли, cъpбитe тe eбaхa бългapитe тe eбaвaмe, ocтaнaхa caмo aлбaнцитe нa кoитo ce мaзниш

>>74754597
Nah, just love the idea of a more mystical, Safavid-type Islam that actually allows music.

haha, don't bulgars toil for the wagie-ragie as well?

HALT!

it's friday! go to bed, it is going to be a hard day at work tomorrow

>>74754761
>working on saturday

LMAO

>>74754731
you probably know of sufis then. as far as i know ottocucks were very much okay with music and sufism in general

https://www.instagram.com/valerie.c_/
https://www.instagram.com/kylieeerae/
https://www.instagram.com/katerinarozmajzl/
https://www.instagram.com/savannahdelane/
https://www.instagram.com/katieteresi/?hl=en

БEOГPAД ЦEHTAP CBETA CPБИJA ПЛAHETA БCБCБCБCБC

>>74754485
>>74754557
>>74754639
CE-ЛЯ-HИ, БEД-HИ CE-ЛЯ-HИ
But seriously though, even my poor countryside cousins (all of whom are armed to the teeth) do not really profess the type of autistic xenophobia as мякaщи ceляци on this kazachstani archery forum.

>>74754779
oh wait tomorrow is actually saturday, I got a bit deceived by the post times on friday... and tomorrow was friday

don't worry, wagies, your time will come : ^)

Sad sad how stupid people there are. Im not a russophile nor russophobe, but like probably most Bulgarians I have russophobe and russophile friends on kikebook shilling for each side. Its disgusting, if you comment with facts either side will involve you in obsessed discussions immediately branding you to be like them. Now ive seen a post of a clip comparing orthodox and catholic church leaders, its totally biased. For gods sake, you are Bulgarian, you are Orthodox, hate Russians all you want but does it need to go even so far?

>>74754787
AFAIK Sufism was barely tolerated, and never mainstream.

>>74754838
how do you support your anime figurine addiction?

>>74754886
you might be right. my knowledge of sufism is solely from youtube comment section. i'll look it into it.

>>74754920
i don't even have it... I'm more of a horsey-whoresey man (can't post here, i'd get banned)

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>>74754806
OH LAWD

>>74754956
Sufism and Bogomilism are not that different. They both profess that the connection man-god is very personal, and not mediated by church/mosque officials. Heretical, spiritualist, anti-materialist. Doomed to failure.

Pulev vs Joshua v Cardiff. Kobrata nema da izdurzhi i 3 runda spored men dbch

>>74754761
Bulganons are extremly intelligant unlike the genereal population, thus we are mostly neets who live kings while our relletives slave in the west and send us moneys

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>>74755026
thank mr. skeltal

Serbs is slovenian language a meme?

Kill wh*tey

>>74755026
Post feet

>>74755112
they actually have their own language unlike c*oats

>>74755159
Is it understandable?

>>74755206
nope, i can barely understand some words but that's about it

>>74755026
at least blond bombs there do not have tattooes all over as some iguanas

>>74755078
We should start murdering NEETs.

>>74754873
>Sad how stupid people there are. Im not a russophile nor russophobe
Wich side is more likely to give us government mandated gfs?

>>74755252
What is it similar to then? Czech or what?
Also can you distinguish a croat or bosniak by accent?

>>74755297
Idk m8, its sad that so few people are able to differentiate.

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>>74755206

>>74755206
Yes if you read it very slowly and use a bit of imagination for the meaning of some words.

>>74755078
very interesting indeed. apparently sufi lodges got outlawed in 1925 during ataturks reign

have you seen whirling dervishes btw?

>>74755406
>>74755065

fuck wrong person. fuck phone posting too

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>>74755323
idk if it's similar to any other slavic languages

yes

>pic related

only purple ones are actually croats

>>74755283
>tfw 24 year old i have worked for only three months
U fuckin mad wage boi?
>tfw i play the dankest games and jerk off to the freshest porn while you break your back for your jew boss

>>74755462
I'd love to see whirling devishes with my own eyes before I die.

>>74755480
you forgot to address that we who speak shtokavian can understand kaikavians and chakavainas as much as we can understand slovenians

>>74755501
other fag here, people with incomes can go out and meet real girls not pixels

>>74755544
this and i'd like to take a part in a zikir. honestly i wish sufi islam was more mainstream

So a random serb would understand the average slovene as much as the average bulgarian?

>>74755364
Theres too many foreign and domestic chads in here leaving the more intellegant part of the male population gfless. I hope one of those sides fixes the issue by giving us gfs

>>74755480
All those islands desu, probably with enough money you can buy your own small island and build a house on it.

>>74755755
yes

>>74755779
There are tons of beautiful women here, there is absolutely no excuse for not having three childs.

>>74755680
t.muslim brotherhood

>>74755836
Interesting, I always thought they speak also serbocroat but renamed it to meme an own language

>>74755858
i dont think the muslim brotherhood would be ok with sufism though

>>74755070
Kobrata shte smaji Joshua

>>74755755
i feel like i could understand bulgarian better than slovenian, but i'd rate it the same

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>>74755099
thank mr. skeltal
also dubbzies wubbzies :3

>>74755680
>using the turkish i
Kys

>>74755945
wat

where

>>74753128
Who is that gay fuccboi Harry Potter? Bulgarian yurovizi entry?

>>74755919
Nikakuv shans

>>74755852
Yes but they just want violent brutes who makes her pussy bleed from rough fucking while nice nerdy guys are shamed by being called fags and getting beat up by their savage chad bfs

>>74756006
Imai malko vqra be. Po dobre da si optomist ot kolkoto pesimist. Kak da nqma shans, v sporta vinagi ima shans. Kobrata e 26-1

>>74756298
kovrata prez jivota si bil li se e s nqkoi koito da ne e na 100 godini che mi e vajno?

>>74756290
Dude, don't pick up girls at chalga clubs. I'm pretty nerdy myself and I've found so many nice girls everywhere. Grocery stores, Vitoshka, even in Sunny fking Beach.

>>74756290
You know the wrong women.
>>74756298
Da ama tova e div negur 125kg

>>74756338
Ustinov and Chiasora come to mind. Godinite nqmat znachenie v heavyweight kategoria

>>74756396
kobrata negrite gi ebe

>>74756396
>Da ama tova e div negur 125kg
Kek, dobra tochka

>>74756434
Our guy will get whacked by the nigger. My only hope is the SpaceX rocket does not blow when we launch the cпътник in June.

>>74756451
Ebe ako sa s 30kg nadnormeno teglo i na showmatch v Sofia

>>74756516
tuchin

>>74756501
Turcin ot Karjali

>>74756516
turchin*

>>74756374
You get those girls because you're a rich guy from a far away land. You'll still get cucked by a bald headed batka with tribal tats

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>>74756585
>>74756591
cringe lads

Baldheaded batka with tribaltats reporting in, how are things going guys?

>>74756627
Aз cъм див мaкeдoнeц и тъпитe мякaщи ceляци oт Hoвa Зaгopa и Cилиcтpa ce oпитвaт дa ми гoвopaт. Бoжe oпaзи. Дa им гo нaчyкaм в чoвкитe нa дивитe бeзпecpпeктивни ceляци. Cepдaк e OК, мъpши, виe cтe злe.

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if your nation doesn't have red dots on this map you will be exterminated

>>74756706
Why did you cuck that poor guy batka?>>74756592

>>74756434
>Godinite nqmat znachenie
imat, samo che ti si na mnogo malko i zatova ne go znaesh Za men si edin ligav piklio koito ne znae nishto no e profesor po vsichko v chana. Osobenoto na takiva kato teb e che se opitvate da pouchavate vseki distancionno dokato nqmate nikakva vruzka s realnostta.

>>74756592
1. I'm broke
2. They don't know I'm "from far away" when I am picking them up. I only ever mention that I'm from far away to the sluts in Sunny Beach, yes it gets them wet.

>>74756766
no it doesnt you fucking nerd lmfao

>>74756761
>thinks he's clever
Kek, whine more

>>74756709
Oбщo взeтo твa.

>>74756766

when i tell bulgarian girls im albanian they also get wet, ive fucked 4 bulgarian girls and made sure to cum inside them one way or another

i dont understand this phenomenon but im not complaining either

>>74756838
Lol, alright not always. But I remember this teacher from Macedonia literally soaked her pants when I said it and we were in my room fucking within the hour

>>74756753
I had nothing better to do as I skipped leg day desu

>>74756953
xddd yeah and u made her scream makedonia is bulgarian too, yeah we all know that story xddd

>>74756927
Kek, nothing repels a girl more than telling her you are Albanian. I have seen this phenomenon countless times. Not only in Bulgaria, worldwide.

/shqip/ when

>>74756766
>>74756856
>1. I'm broke
>Kek, whine more
...

>>74756988
That was actually on the 2nd night I fucked her. We met up again. Fucked on the beach too.

Damn, people hate on Sunny Beach, and it truly is a disgusting shithole, but fuck its fun.

>>74756927
Today in things that never happened
>>74756953
Fucked a macedonian girl in sunny beach as well. But Sozopol is much more fun

>>74756988
>>74757041

guaranteed replies

>>74757028
>Whine: complain in a feeble or petulant way.
Did I complain? No. It was a statement. And I followed it up with I get pussy nonetheless. That was literally closer to a brag than a whine.

>the perfect speech doesnt exi-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSozU9uXq7c

>>74757007
allah is a pig. ww3 when?

Redpill me on Sunny Beach

>>74757029
Meant to be a reply to >>74756968

>>74757106
shithole where all the poorfags go to

>>74757106
Tourists, big hotels, clubs, teens, food, drunk

>>74757120
>>74757161
sounds like a place i'll enjoy

>>74757161

>tourists

so, lemme guess, fat sun burnt britbongs being drunk and annoying as fuck?

>>74757107
I fucking hate this bitch

>>74757075
its a pathetic attempt of excuse you snail with acne

>>74757188
god i fucking hate when i see them on vacation

>>74757075
tell me leafbey how are the girls in c*nada ?

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>>74757106
>sluts
>drunk western european girls craving cock
>beach
>trashy
And I mean very trashy. It got to the point where when I worked there I would be too lazy to go to my hotel 1KM away and would just have this private spot on the beach to fuck kek

>>74757188
Fat brits are rather in other resorts, like elenite. In sunny beach are young, drunk brits. They arent as annoying as you think because they dont act as ape like youd expect from them.

>>74757207
Just stop

>>74757247
>girls in Canada
Absolute shit. Garbage. Can't even begin to describe how much sexier the Balkans are

>>74757291
ofc balkan women are sexier, have you fucked any in canada

>>74757291
how old are you?

>>74757284
This, I get more annoyed by the swarms of scandi teens. But desu, norwegian girls are qt as fuck, better than swedes. Their teenage friends are as cuck as the memes on 4chan suggest

>>74757107
lol

>>74757350
how to pull a scandi qt ?

>>74757319
Yes, but meh.

>>74757338
22

>>74757319
Typically fuck MILFs tho, girls my age are annoying

>>74757250
you never been there if you were you should know its overcrowded and over built-up douzens of kilometers both sides even out of saint vlas.

>>74757370
Its hard mode, not because they look down on you but because their culture is so different its hard to make a breakthrough. And im a 9/10 easily. Never managed to fuck one.

>>74757370
1. Don't be wasted.
2. Be able to speak understandable English
3. Profit.

>>74757441
i'm guessing you approached and tried to pull some

what were the reactions etc

>>74757441
are they taller than us?

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How is Sveti Vlas, is it high society or meme?

>>74757475
my conversational english is good and i don't have the typical balkan accent

>>74757434
I worked at one of the clubs right on the beachcross on flower street. I was there the entire summer. Best / worst summer of my life kek

>>74757511
It is max comfy
>>74757523
Pull during day or early night, after 11 PM it is mess.

>>74757596
give some stories

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>>74757511
>black sea coast
>anything but diarrhoea incarnate

>>74757625
>фeкaлни бaни

>>74757441
Yes scandis were tough, but dutch, brits, germans, macedonians etc. incredibly easy. Brits and dutch are usually not very sexy tho. Especially brits, usually hideous.

>>74757488
>>74757509
Not really, at least not that I noticed.
They feel good when you approach them but they are too childish and often distracted by their friends around. Super friendly in general and also the """males""" let you talk to them without problem and also are curious about you. Maybe the issue is that they are always in bigger groups and so they cannot really stand alone with you and dedicate time for flirting. Idk. I have a way with women and balkan qts and Russians/German/English is total different game than scandis.

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>>74757511
Sveti Vlas really is nice as fuck, but I'm more of a sunny beach kind of guy. I'm scum kek

>>74757601
>after 11 PM
But this is when the girls are drunk. After 11PM is easiest imo. Daytime everyone is on the beach.

I'm talking about if you want to fuck, not if you want to find a wife, obviously.

>>74757655
True, most brit girls are fat or obnoxious loud

>>74757511
>>74757511
define high society cause in bg this thing is strange aka Dinevi feat some chalga pevachka
Ive been in closed complex years ago called Robinson it was mid tier but very nice. Nowadays there many ""family"" hotels that you cannot pass without as special invitation if thats the "high" well yes.

i heard in montenegro it's a fuckfest, too. i've never been there tho

>>74757777
so it really is true, quads confirmed what i said

>>74757693
tell me about the russian chicks

>>74757777
kek quads confirm

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>>74757777
a friend of mine fucked a 10/10 russian girl in herceg novi , that was in 2012 though

>pic related

>>74757831
Huge bonus if you know Russian.

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>>74757608
I already told you the Macedonian teacher one. It is 100% true, and I'll never forget the giant skull tattoo on her back kek. Condom ripped too but it was fine.

I was in an apartment with 2 sexy slovakian girls, a sexy hungarian girl, a bulgarian girl and a dude from denmark. Pic attached is what we did to him on the last day.

Seriously though there are too many stories. Work was a joke, our staff meetings consisted of taking shots of absinthe, my job was to bring girls into the club and give them free shots, made lifelong friends, almost died. It was really amazing and it was terrible.

>>74757870
holy fuck he's a lucky guy

was she easy to seduce? gib more pics if you have

>>74757870
russian girls are beautiful, no one can deny that

>>74757904
never mind found her: https://www.instagram.com/miuk8te/

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>>74757904
>>74757920
if you reverse google image search you'll find her name Ekatarina Kotova, that's her, her sister is a top qt also but idk her name

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>>74757892
I remember on July morning (July 1st, holiday in Bulgaria) we were all so drunk on the beach waiting for the sun to come up. Beach was packed... fucking amazing

>>74757892
>almost died
story time.

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>>74757892
These were cocktails we made kek.

>>74757995
looks gross af

see leafbey you can be a cool guy

>>74757831
Very much this -> >>74757891

Dont expect them to speak english, its seldom they do. If you dont speak russian just speak with eyes and body language, so dance with them. If they speak english make cheap ass compliments, it will work. Then openly ask whether they want to come to your hotel or you to yours -> 75% chance of success.

Also the younger russians often are into ecstasy and cocaine, so bonus if you can offer it.

>>74757920
Also easy

>>74757971
On the beach when the waves were high, nearly run over by taxi (taxi drivers in sunny beach are fucked), drunk shit talking some 130kg batka, etc etc. I was there for 4 months, I'm surprised I survived desu, especially since I was smoking a pack a day and drinking way too much, every single fking day.

>>74757962
>10/10
7/10

>>74758040
>younger russians often are into ecstasy and cocaine
us older folks appreciate that shit, too. even shit amphetamines will get you a lot of pussy

>>74758039
Lmao it was, it was all the leftovers from the bar as well. Rakia, vodka, rum, diced fruits, sweet liquors, etc. Absolutely terrible.

Btw forgot to mention, I would drink for free as part of the job. It was literally a requirement to be drunk.

gn lads gotta wake up at 6 tomorrow

>>74758099
she's a 10/10 for me because of that blonde & blue eyes combo, also attractive face

>>74758139
she has a block face when you see it from a different angle

>>74758124
i'll be there in july, give me some tips which are the good places etc, i want to fuck some scandi and russian qts

>>74758106
Yeah I like ecstasy but I cant imagine flirting on that shit. Cocaine yeah but it always brings me into trouble.

>>74758172
thanks for reminding me faggot. ill fucking kill you in july

>>74758139
>blond & blue eyes combo

Literally THE shitskin fetish, how brown are you?
There is absolutely nothing remarkable about her appearance.

>>74758139
brown hair and blue eyes is 10/10 for me

>>74758188
LSD is the way to go. Strongly recommend. Once or twice a year. No negative side effects, very clean, and you learn so much about yourself and the world. Also music and food is on another level.

>cocaine
meh, fun, but overrated. way better than amphetamines though.

>ecstasy
fun if you're at a festival

>amphetamines
just say no

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>>74758193

>>74758139
Fake blonde though, there are many real blonde russian qts

>>74758193
FUCK OFF KAMEN REEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOgMGL0O2bA

LMOA

HOWEVER
For all those swooning over Russian girls, we have a saying here in Glorious Tatarstan: Russian women are like hurricanes, they come with a lot of blowing, and they go away with your house.

>>74758172
Clubs are usually sausage fest, though I found Valhalla to be a very good ratio, actually even more girls than guys. And obviously, based on the name, that is where the scandis are.

Best tip would be to get girls on the main strip. Just stop them. Get right in their face and smile and introduce yourself. Way more effective than meeting at clubs. Remember that 90% of people are there to fuck.

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Feels bad knowing that i'll work whole summer instead of partying.

>>74758228
LSD is for hallucinations dude, no way you can get pussy on this, 90% probability police will pick you up because youll do some dumb shit on it. I took it once as teen and literally saw shit like divers in a aquarium, slowed down time etc.
>>74758172
Just dont be a tryhard when you see you waste your time and dont be scared to try different qts.

>>74758299
i did that shit in greece, worked out good

>>74758340
>LSD is for hallucinations dude
Actually, good hallucinogens also throw you into positive territory, before you start seeing the swirly things, you become really emphatic.

>>74758299
This mexican named shit worked best for me, sombrero or whatever the name was. Cause its all different folks inside and you have enough space to breathe, also its at the beach and open air, so chill smoking atmosphere.

>>74758314
>falling for overglorified virgin stories
lad...

>>74758350
in which place you were?

>>74758409
Mexo

>>74758424
kavos

>>74758340
>LSD
it's for self growth and an overall great time. ABSOLUTELY not for getting girls lmfao. And it isn't just for "hallucinations" bratle. You don't need anything to get girls, although if you're a bit shy sometimes like me, alcohol helps.

>>74758256
Laughed my fucking ass off

>>74758350
Only thing is the brits. They truly are annoying as fuck.

>>74758391
I can imagine having a good time on it but not related to girls

>>74758437
which girls did you manage to pull? come on, it's your turn

>>74758460
the ones called muhammad

>>74758391
Doing LSD with someone you are really close with, like best friends or a girlfriend, is amazing, You become one person.

>>74758429
Look at Fulgrim over there haha, yes.

>>74758460
1 irish, 2 UK

there were a lot of serbs there but fuck that shit

i fucked the irish girl for 4 days straight, she was a ginger with blue eyes. she was on the thicc-er side too

the 2 uk ones idk i was really drunk

>>74758409
Haha you mean Mexo bar? The one on the beach? Great place, great times. Popular with Bulgarians too, which I liked.

you're all talking about fucking and shit, but the real question is - anyone got STDs?

>>74758551
I've never heard of getting STDs from fantasies.

>>74758551
nope, dude doesn't matter how drunk i am i will put a condom on

>>74758551
I got herpes.

>>74758594
condom won't save you from the most of STDs

>>74758551
Never. Ofc use condoms man

>>74758551
Nah, but I had a huge scare when my condom ripped with the Macedonian teacher. Next morning I have a HUGE purple blister above my dick. I was sure it was an STD.

Turns out I just wore my belt WAY too tight the night before.

>>74758505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUXBCdt5IPg

>>74758616
>>74758614

>>74758620
dude out of all STDs i'm really afraid of condilomas, considering the only way to remove them is to either burn them or rip them out of your skin. disgusting

>>74758519
>thicc-er side
I like this

stop talking about sex and drugs you normies reee

>>74758690
Post your current EU4 gammu.

Whats this habbit of Russians sending their wives alone for months on vacation? There were numerous such cases and they cheat them like crazy, kid sleeping next door, fucked up

>>74758690
this

>>74758681
>condilomas
Just looked this up, ew.

>>74758665
Saving for next time

>>74758681
I dont think theres any chance of anything more serious than herpes.

>>74758690
Sex and drugs are fun, but the important thing is to eventually grow out of it, find a traditional girl, and raise a family.

I am not at that stage yet though.

/balk/meeting sunny beach when??

>>74758785
>traditional girl
wew

>>74758785
this

>>74758806
july 20th

>>74758724
kek that's probs the rich russian oil oligarchs doing this shit, getting rid of their old slags so they can mess around with prime teen punani

there were two older russian women with their autistic kids in the 5-star fambly hotel where i worked once, they stayed there for like 3 months when it cost something like several hundred a day

>>74758772
Herpes sucks though, you have it for life. Much rather get syphilis or something.

Btw, there is a new pharmaceutical drug coming out called Draco that can actually kill viruses. So even herpes won't be a problem anymore

>>74758785
>Sex and drugs are fun
that is honestly a degenerate thing for me considering all the risks that come with it

>>74758772
https://www.stdcheck.com/blog/stds-you-can-get-while-wearing-a-condom/

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top kek fyromians always crack me up

>>74758818
The neets cant save up until then

>>74758724
>talking about others
>not seeing yourself
half of chalga singers going to dubai etc alone even they got kids from numerous mutrolike dumbshits
btw whats wrong with you? Im seeing what you are doing. If this keeps up its maybe a medical condition.

>>74758921
Drugs are really OK when you are confident about yourself. I guess sex is the same.

>>74758822
Those wont be oil oligarchs. Maybe corrupt regional government officials.

>>74758921
Yes, it is degenerate. But moderation is key.

>>74758834
oh yeah leafbey, how much money would be good for sunny beach? hotel and transportation excluded

>>74759004
literally free if you pickpocket drunk anglos

>>74758973
What did my post had to do with chalga and medical conditions?

>>74758938
their language is funny to us, too. i guess it's a laughing stock of slavic languages

>>74759000
agree, and checked

kek supreme gentleman in turkish is yüce beyefendi

>>74759021
i heard they get beaten often because they're annoying

>>74759190
idk.. i reckon. i mean if some pale skellyboii with an annoying accent tries to be a tuff gancksta there, it annoys the local gorillas to no end.

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>>74759190
>>74759217
batkas don't pick who they beat up tbx

>>74759243
lmao i didn't know they're suck savages

our tourists often beat the annoying anglos when they go on summer vacation somewhere where there's a fuckton of them

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>>74759243
>British Mixed Martial Arts fighter is arrested after stealing a forklift truck and attacking police before hitting himself on the head with a wrench while on drugs during trip to Bulgaria
Hitting yourself with a wrench on the head is a local risk.

>>74759309
*such

>>74759243
Batkas dont go to sunny beach in the first place except for cacao beach. Club security is like everywhere, if you make trouble you can get hit obv

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>>74759309
our batkas murdered some *rab gypsy with a swedish passport once and the cucks tried to pull the "muh sitizen" meme but it didn't work lmao

i guess that's where all the sunny beach memes started for swedes

>>74759004
Depends if you are eating in restaurants or if you are buying banichki for 0.60. But I think you could do it for as little as 100 leva for a week

>>74759339
who beat batkas then? are security guards also batkas?

>>74759355
>i guess that's where all the sunny beach memes started for swedes
what memes? i haven't heard of them

>>74759358
that's like 50 euros? i was gonna bring like ~700 at least

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>>74759332
lmao anglos do the most retarded shit ever

>OY MAYT DAS IT OYMA STEAL THIS FOOKEN FOKLIFT MAYT OYMA BASH YO FOOKEN CAR MAYT
>OY FOOK DIS SITUATION MAYT *bang bang bang bang bang*

reminds me of those few bongs every year that delay flights cos they get too drunk

i told you unbeliever faggots leafbey was based. plus hes like 17 and has all these stories

>>74759360
Batka just means dumb, pumped up guy. So yes, security guys are batkas usually. Local batkas dont go to sunny beach though, if they are rich they go elsewhere if poor or medium only on cacao beach to pretend they have money.

>>74759400
Without knowingly reading such stories I can recall at least three of hyper drunk russians waking up at the other end of the country the next day, so way to go for anglos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7zvPg3cTok

19:15

mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyt me fooken arse cheeks mayyyyyyyt

>>74759407
>hes like 17 and has all these stories
he sad he's 22

>>74759424
i know, yeah it makes sense for them to be guards

>>74759358
banichkite otdavna ne sa 0.60. kamo li v sunny.

>>74759476
fucking UK subhumans

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3610515/HUNDREDS-flyers-arrested-drunk-plane-airport-past-two-years.html

b0ngistanis in action

>>74759476
what the actual fuck they're doing

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>>74759522
doing what b0ngs do best

>>74759549
they're seem worse than gopniks

>>74759476
damn anglos are ugly

>>74759488
0.60 sa. Kazvam ti. Manichki sa. I ogromno pizzichka za 2 leva.

>>74759397
700 euros for a week? With hotel and transport okay, but you said that is excluded. 700 euros excluding transportation and hotel is way more than enough.

>>74759549
They are such pussies irl.
They just behave like apes in western europe cause they know amongst the cucks they still are the kings. Never had any issues with them at the seaside here and even when their football teams play in Sofia they behave like fucking saints

>>74759397
To be fair, I'm not the best to ask. I got most things for free from my employer when I was there.

I will say this though, if you want the best haircut of your life, ask about Bat Mitko.

>>74759635
so they seem more civilized in bulgaria than elsewhere. that explains why others complain on them in greece, croatia etc.

what sub4chans do yall browse

>pol
>int
>fit
>lit
>x

>>74759676
They are very very drunk, here too, also loud. But opposite of the ones ive seen during vacations in Spain here they are never aggressive.

>>74759622
>>74759674
thanks senpai

>>74759730
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3808103/Serbian-bouncer-chased-British-father-two-23-sea-drowned-avoided-justice-Greek-island-fleeing-country.html

>>74759622
buterkata ne e banichka. I zablujdavsh che nqkoi shte se naqde s tolkova za tolkova pari. A skoro i barakite koito prodavt bokluci nqma da gi ima. Tiq pari shte gi profuka za nula vreme.

>>74759476
enverbey vindicated

>>74759778
lmao how tiny is this island anyway

bouncer throws you out the door and you fall into the sea? tsk tsk.

MIGRATE
>>74759900
>>74759900
>>74759900

>>74759730
Brits are dumb, but they are absolutely not aggressive in Sunny Beach. I only ever saw like 2 fights in 4 months.

>>74759783
Brat, s edna pizzichka za 2 leva mnogo lesno se naqjdsh. Mnogo hrana e

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>>74757041
Is Sozopol really the best? I've been to Nessebar so many times, but never Sozopol

What do you guys prefer Sozopol or Nesebar?