/brit/

should I wank tonight for a bit

irish on suicide watch
or should i say potato watch

Hello
how was your day

nth for fuck ireland

>>74751714
might as well

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

The lad in the last thread going mental was NOT me (Football yank), that was autismo

they call me the football yank

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Any brown people here?

>>74751714
No wank this instead
*slams cock on the table*

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>>74751723
I don't want to shit on you just to be with the cool kids, but how in the world did you think that was funny?

>>74751736
CHUG IT DOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR

>>74751736
qyoot

yanks...? heh
*rolls eyes*
*nods at the yank*
*does a wanker sign*

no thanks

>>74751801
>Zulu warrior

Rorke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U

>>74751800
Good lad Puerto but don't reply him

janny delete this thread, not 310 in last thread yet>>74751815
>>74751815
>>74751815
>>74751815

>>74751503

>>74751786
*the little pecker makes a little toot sound on the table*

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/thinking/

I'm often asked if I rate Pogba no, no I do not rate Pogba

http://www.strawpoll.me/12951027
IMPORTANT
>>74751800
Good lad

>>74751785
never realized he was such a fat cunt
REALLY needs to shed a few pounds

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Liz.

And that's all I have to say on the matter

>>74751877
Racist

>>74751828
great film

>>74751869
This dick ain't gonna suck it's self

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>>74751897
w2c jacket

>>74751891
solid rack

>>74751891
She's cute desu

had a tikka masala and it was a bit spicy for me
usually have a korma

>>74751897
m u n t e r
u
n
t
e
r

>>74751891
want to put my arms around yellow's tummy and hold her forever

Just hacked the NHS and found Tim's medical information.

he's not schizo

>>74751891
ah yes
>blonde hair
>dark mascara/eye makeup/eyebrows

hmm yes very good

>>74751773
>>74751773
>>74751773
Bumping this for everyone who didn't see it

>PJW is an owls fan

think I know now why he's so angry all the time

did a really simple fried rice dinner

was proper good. i really have a way with food

bit too hot
might open a window

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>"heh, that'll teach him" mutters autismoyank as his fat stubby sausage like fingers clank away, finishing the absolute trainwreck of a post he is about to make. He relaxes himself now, basking in his accomplishment, the chair that he rests upon almost breaking at the seems having to bear the brunt of his heavily overweight frame. A minute passes bye, and suddenly he hears a scream of sheer euphoria and pleasure from next door: "YES SEAMUS, OH YES, GIVE ME THE MICK DICK". His emotions get the better of him, and angrily, pathetically, whilst tugging limply on his 3 inch cock hidden beneath layers of congested fat he types out some facetious statement about the Irish. The cycle repeats itself.

I am the football yank. At least, that's what they call me. I'm well liked here, lads, lads, I am well liked here. It's me, the so-called football yank, that's what the lads call me, the lads here, in /brit/, they call me the football yank. It's affectionate and they like me, those British lads. They like me because I like football, and I am a yank, that makes me unique, that's why the lads like me and the lads call me the football yank. Lads.

>>74751959
the owls are going up tho

>>74751964
you gonna be a tv chef pet?

>>74751853
Post pics of your boipucci and ill tell you

going to a eurovision song contest party t' 'morra

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LS-s9-Qph8


HOWLING @ this

>>74751977
>>74751976
Both exceptional posts.

>>74751929
literally just got done wearing that

Portillo looking steezy too

>>74751959
they're in playoffs you fucking muggy cunt

took the piss out on ireland earlier and this one insecure paddy is still butt-blasted

he simply cannot handle it

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>Amerifats

Don't listen to him lads. I am the REAL football yank. You've been speaking with an impostor

>>74751872
so?

I'm a bit of a judeophile lads

Valid reasons to stay up:
>Coke and drinks round the kitchen table
>Speed/MD at the club
>Work/uni deadline

Why else would anyone do it?

>>74751997
I remember when he said it upset him to see so many non whites in his uni
HOWLING

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>>74751949
say again sunshine?

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>>74752039
>coke and drinks

>>74751989
Wanker

>>74751953
What's he have?

>>74752039
shagging

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>p-please don't insult ireland!

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Diversity is our strength

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>>74752006
>>74752019
FOY, go shart somewhere else you smelly brown manlets

>>74751976
hot

what a cheap shit shot at mind fuck

piss off

>>74752016
>all the red areas vote for trump

really gets the brain gears churnng

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tim has some very interesting tags on his videos

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Really though what justification is there for this shit

literally in tears howling at various posts ITT

>>74752076
PRESTON
R
E
S
T
O
N

>>74752033
same
bitter goyim can cry all they want, but they are nothing more than worthless slaves

>>74752027
no kids = no stake

Yanks decimated ITT

>>74752076
Anecdotal evidence, doesn't stand up to scrutiny

>>74752098
GOTT WILL ES

>>74752107
which ones? at least give them (You)'s. Don't expect something for nothing, lad.

>>74752128
Good. First worlders should not reproduce.

Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with supporting international Jewry

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LITTLE

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>>74752165

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>Yanks decimated ITT

>>74752178
don't understand this post

>>74751981
>>74752004

they were premier league staples throughout the 90s/00s before they fell off. used to laugh about how Sheffield Utd were always the championship/1st division underdogs trying their utmost to usurp Wednesday

now they're both championship mediocrity

>>74752182
Jews are your natural rulers, you filthy little goy.

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smoking it up tonight lads

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>>74751774
>>74751927
>>74751884
>>74751959
>>74751976
>>74751977
>>74752033
was told I should pay your well deserved (You)s

Would any of you lads be up for watching a live stream from a yank karaoke bar later on? Might be a laugh.

>>74752244
Give us a hit then la

>>74752178
faggot mong speaks

Opposing nuclear weapons does not make one a pacifist, but surrendering the Falkland Islands to the Argentines suggests you probably are, mate.

It's alarming enough someone like Corbyn can be opposition leader, thank the gods he's going to get eviscerated in this election.

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Viewing some studio flats tomorrow, lads.
Fucking sick of housemates, desu.
One of them threw my stilton out because it was moldy...

GOTT ERHALTE FRANZ DEN KAISER

>>74752254
Now That's What I Call Reddit 2016

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>74752282
the polls were a bit wrong in the US election so it stands to reason they are also wrong here and tories btfo

>>74752282
doesn't matter he'll still be leader

why are the irish so ugly, lads?

>>74752254
link

>>74752282
>surrendering the Falkland Islands to the Argentines
Good, Britain needs to fuck off and let the empire go.

It's me again the football yank. The one you all like, just checking you didn't forget that I am here, and that I like football, and that I am also a yank. Isn't that quirky? Imagine that, a yank, in the USA, supporting a low level football team, how humble. That's why you call me the football yank, because I support an English football team. Notice how I call it football and not soccer like the rest of the yanks in my country. That's because I am a special yank, a football yank, the football yank, and that's why I am also ver well liked, because there's not another football yank. There are other yanks, but they're not me, I am the one you like, which is the one you call the football yank, that me, the one you like. You like me, the football yank.

Lads.

>>74752254
Shall

winding down to this choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xri2aOO1XwM

>>74752304
Literally something that was common on /b/ in 2009/10, newlad. Some cracking threads back then.

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>>74752321
UNA VELA

>>74751997
anarchists btfo
he's right

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>tfw no ossi gf

>>74752298
auferstanden aus ruinen

>>74751976
Gleaming

voting lib dems because they finally came to their senses and promoted dude weed lmao

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>>74751997

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>>74752261
hook up the ol' e-lung

>>74752316
Well that's retarded. They were wrong here before the last election as well, it's always weighted more towards the lefties than reality because lefties love blasting their ideas everywhere. Weak wristed students partake in polls, normal, right leaning adults just go about their days and then vote conservative

football yank can't show his face in these threads ever again after this

utterly btfo

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>>74752378

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>>74752324
I'm still here whether you like it or not. But that actually wasn't me last thread

>>74752368
Demanding (You) royalties for me making pretty much this exact post several threads ago

never heard of football yank before but he sounds like a right twat

>>74752394
nope corbyn will win remember trump polls are wrong dont believe the fake news polls

LOVE poles
HATE pakis

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>>74752324
thailad or some other autistic memer should make a song out of this
>>74752321
good pibe PIRATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>74752342
Jesus, you still went on /b/ in 2010, that's grim

never seen the football yank blown out like this before. utterly heemed

>>74752378
>>74752411
Good looking man

love football
hate football yanks

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>>74752490

>>74752487
hello my name is mr snrub

>Jeremy Corbyn has an "unprecedented" £30 billion black hole in his spending plans, it has emerged as leading economists warned that he will bring a level of state intervention not seen since the Second World War.

>Labour's draft manifesto, which was leaked to The Telegraph, includes up to £90bn worth of spending commitments which will cost every household in Britain the equivalent of £4,000 each.

AH YES

>>74752320
>>74752332
earthcam
.com/usa/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/

Click on Karaoke cam. Won't let me post full link.

Who /Gogglebox/ here?

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>An Irish flag crosses into Autismoyanks periphery. This combined with the orgasmic, quivering screams of his mother being drilled by his Irish stepfather in the next room set him off on a crusade. A mission. "A mission to defeat Fenianism wherein it rears its ugly head" he mutters to himself. He takes a large sup from his elephant tusk of berrymead fit only for an Anglo gent and sighs to himself, momentarily however as this moment of solace is cancelled out from the grumbling in his stomach. This grumbling soon turns into a horrific stench, he has sharted himself. Its alright, its an American tradition. Ecstatically, he shimmies around his seat and lets it run down his leg. It is upon this point that he uses all of his sheer will to type out: "why are the irish so ugly, lads?". He laughs to himself. This laugh slowly, almost cautiously transitions into wanton sharting. His chair, his computer screen, his spectacles, his keyboard all covered in clumps of muddled, erroneous, rancid shit. "heh, yeah, that'll teach him"..

big fan of the irish hate gimmick

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Football yanks ma in the white, living out her wildest sexual fantasy

>>74752516
so?

big fan of the Slav gimmick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3OpylRX53A

>>74752529
masterchef final tonight lad

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>>74752453
>HATE pakis

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>>74752536
>>74752536

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>he wrote a textwall to describe his butthurt over some burger banter

the absolute STATE of irish runts

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>>74752564

ah yes so called football

Imagine still watching live tv for any reason other than football

>>74752536
y-yeah well youre gay!

didn't read a word of it

>>74752378
>global youtube star
didn't he have like 10k subs when this happened?

jesus the 'daily record' must have been hard up for news that week/month

Really enjoy mowing my lawn lads. Gets me in a right zen state of mind

>>74752516
I keep saying when retarded comrades ask me which labor policies I disagree with. None of them. Honestly, they would be great policies if corbyn is a wizard that can make them come true through literal magic. Because there's no way to follow through on labours policies without crippling the economy and making a mountain of debt

>>74752614
Amen

Remember when I was singing in a karaoke bar in Budapest on my own whilst posting on /brit/

>>74752625
>labor

FOY

going to teach myself how to do a Rubix cube lads

genuinely believe there's something wrong with the irish

>>74752625
>labor

Autismoyanks pathetic responses dont even warrant the literary talent I withold

>>74752516
>>Labour's draft manifesto, which was leaked to The Telegraph, includes up to £90bn worth of spending commitments which will cost every household in Britain the equivalent of £4,000 each.
Good, let's get that even higher

>>74752646
why?

genuinely believe there's something wrong with the yanks

does the football yank spell it 'labor' or 'labour'

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>>74752625
>labor

>labourethwhomsthed

>>74752685
Labour

>>74752536
i read half of this but it wasn't very funny so i stopped reading it sorry. i enjoyed the other posts about football yank though

4 grand for all those benefits seems pretty easy to me. If 4 grand is going to kill you then you need a new job

>>74752681
why not

>>74752709
dont like jobs

just print more money and then there would be more money

think about it

how do I cheer everybody up?

If you see an American flag, bully it mercilessly

>>74752646
It's very easy. I tried then to get in to doing it real fast but couldn't be fucked

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LITTLE

>>74752625

Hmmm funny how the tories have created more debt than every labour government combined then yeah?

Take an economics lesson kiddo

>>74752740
*bullies you mercilessly*

Business idea: crash the economy with no survivors, enslave all tory voters and make them rebuild Britain

>>74752536
read all of this and laughed at the end

>>74752774
*shoots up the school*

I don't know what to do with the other day and I don't think I could be fucked walking around around the house and then I didn't sleep great today I was going to be a nice day again and I I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I

>>74752750
found a little infographic that teaches you the patterns

it's just learning patterns on how to move the colours isn't it?

>>74752736
america did exactly this. there's a good documentary about it. they printed a bunch of money and gave a bunc of loans to poor people who couldn't give it back, now their money is worthless.

it's more complex than that but i'm eight beers deep and it was a long time ago when i watched it

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>>74752757
IRISH

>>74752625
fuck off back to /cum/

If you see an Irishman, kiss him mercilessly

>>74752767
That's because of the deficit from the financial crisis though

'tismoyank is really embarrassing himself now

>>74752757
>>74752807
You're replying to yourself now?

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Time to get this party started... There's 3 people in atm, feels sort of pointless

>>74752804
hmm are you sure this was a documentary and not just a film? I would know about it if this happened already

I take posts on 4chan very seriously

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>>74752807
RUNTS

there wouldn't be a deficit if we had a planned economy

>>74752849
i actually do get hurt pretty easily desu
daft for coming on /int/ of all places

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>>74752810
You were saying?

Imagine the yanks actually think we like them more than the Irish

truly mind boggling

business idea: redistribute bankers' bonuses to nurses and soldiers

http://www.strawpoll.me/12951269
http://www.strawpoll.me/12951269
http://www.strawpoll.me/12951269
http://www.strawpoll.me/12951269

just kill all the billionaires 99.9% of people have their problems solved

>>74752804
are you sure you aren't thinking of 20s germany

>>74752838
??? story

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>>74752877
>he's northern irish, living under english rule

>>74752838
what sort of sad cunts turn up to the club at 9:30

business idea: stop playing nonwhite sports like soccer

>>74752883
t. Paddy Seamus O'Finnegan

Genuinely wonder what mental retardation/childhood trauma autismoyank withstood to come onto a british subsection of 4chans international board every day, repeating the same unfunny drivel using the same poor quality OC he made in MS paint

me an the gf at the supermarket

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494361434779.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494361313321.webm

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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rate my feet lads

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>>74752894
chebs gf and then put her in tights
don't pigeonhole me

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Cromwell?

>>74752920
I turn up to some proper dance clubs like 10:30 bc 1. i'm a loser with on friends and am alone
2. so much more room to dance, worst times in a proper club is like 12-2 or so when it's packed with all the fags. best times are like 10-12 and 4 onwards

got called cuckio in Sam's Club

>>74752874
I sometimes feel bad about the rude or insulting things I occasionally say to people on here

Am I gay now?

what caused the global financial crisis lads?

BASED cromwell

>>74752947
GAS GAS GAS

>>74752976
So you don't dance with the qts?

>>74752994
Footballers wages

>>74752938
link thread pls x

I want a gyal from brum

When I was in San Francisco I put 'Irish lad on holiday for a wee while' in my tinder bio and got loads of decent birds contacting me first. A 8/10 messaged me saying 'I guess the luck of the Irish is real because you've just scored ;)'

Unfortunately I'm entirely socially inept so was unable to follow through on any of it other than getting a nude on snapchat, but it turned out that one had a kid and was already preg again. Forgot to say you have to be good looking for this to work though

>>74752947
mad aunt with a drink problem/10

>>74752920
It's just a few passers by called in for a beer, it'll be dead until 11:30

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>irish.png
>IrishIdiot.jpg
>Ireland vs potatoes.png
jesus christ

>>74753015
MY ERECTION IS MAXIMUM

http://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/10566742#top

>>74752994
one lad forgot to carry the one during calculations

>>74753019
need you to fill me with your superior british seed

>>74753019
Come visit the next time you're over here :3

Launching my freelance writing career, lads

>>74752994
men

>>74752994
Capitalism.

>>74753015
Hmmm yes the exact point at which it makes absolutely no fucking difference whatsoever whether you fuck a man or a woman. Very interesting.

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a lack of potatoes, perhaps?

>>74752938
me an the gf at the supermarket

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493579613457.webm

heres another one with the gf and her friend

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494362137194.webm
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>>74753004
is no room to dance with qts during prime times desu, at best you can wave ur arm a lil. it's disgusting how packed dance clubs get in london

>>74753065
Fucking good luck

bet none of you lads even know where the word 'soccer' comes from!

>and no, its not an american word for football

>>74752845
it was a documentary, and i cant fucking remember it, i did a bit of googling but my recollection of it is way too vague to find anything. it's not as simple as i articulated it at all. but yeah america printed money as it were, or rather, licensed the banks to have free money for loans, which they would pay back when the loans were paid back. the bank purposefully went all gung ho with loans because free money, everyone qualified, and it's good for the bank if people are in debt to them because interest.

ah i sound like an idiot probably but it was real and there's a documentary. i have nothing to gain from lying and exerting this effort telling you about it

>>74753002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQlOfXyrUY

>>74753089
hmmm very interesting

going to the british museum later this month desu

>>74753107
Thanks haha

>>74753065
Who wants to buy articles on iraqi football anyway?

taking 12mg flubromazepam with my whisky

>>74753170
You going to that weeb art exhibition?

Any Donegal lads in?

Anyone remember the "anyone remember the el cuckio meme" meme?

>>74753170
its just called the museum mate

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screaming

>>74753135
Association Football

Anyone remember the "Ball Busting" meme?

>>74753142
very seriously doubt that the economists in the federal reserve board of governers did this

>>74753208
ausgezeichnete post

>>74753216
unironically annihilate my scrote tbqh

>>74752916
I dj in a small club, it's pretty good fun and pays £15 an hour so I don't have to have a real job and I get qts hanging out at the booth to talk to

don't understand the appeal of getting married

>>74753135
abbreviation of "association", everyone knows that

>>74752994
the bankers the bonuses

Anyone had any bad experiences with the police?

Was walking home drunk last night and the police came over and started hassling me

>>74753233
How can you live off 15 an hour a few nights a week?

>>74753223
it's not as simple as i'm putting it obviously. it was years ago i watched it and i'm drunk, and pointless writing an essay to try to explain

>>74753019
I mentioned I was English in my tinder bio when I was in America. Got way more matches then I did back home and the girls were all way better looking. Ended up getting off with a qt Brazilian girl too. Good holiday.

anyone remember the candlejack me

real yank hours inbound

>>74753233
where abouts? omg do qts really come talk to you?

>>74753216
if I had access to a time machine, where would I go? A question commonly asked but an answer not commonly given.

I'd travel back to April of 1912 and set sail on the RMS titanic although with a few modern amenities and technology. I would dance and joke and eat and watch the clock as the titanic's period of blissful ignorance went unchallenged all the while teetering closer to the abyss. Perhaps by now you're thinking I will save the titanic, her crew and passengers with deliverance of an omen at the 15th hour, but, you are wrong. As the collision occurs and as ancient ice tears through steel, I will be in a pressurised scuba suit (albeit with a few alterations) climbing into a small submarine.

The voyage down to the inevitable grave, not being shallow its one semblance to an honour burial on land, was exhilarating. Upon reaching its final resting place identified 73 years later, I sat in wait. I looked at my watch and saw the time was close, so I began my final journey.

I exited the submarine in my modified scuba suit, that modification being a small rubbed sealed hole in the groin to allow my bollocks to be subject to the extreme pressures of the deep. The pressure itself had me salivating as my bollocks were being crushed under pressure like the creation of diamonds, fitting for the title of family jewels. I swam to the collision point deep in the Atlantic and lay there, saliva filling my mask. Finally, through a thick saliva filled mask, I see the titanic hurtling toward me, my bollocks more specifically. The bow of the ship that bought rose and jack closer to heaven ascends me even higher as it makes contact my bollocks, crushing them with a combination of brute force and water pressure. As I lay on the ocean floor, knackers pulverised and now food for small fish, I drift slowly to sleep thinking that although hearts may go on, my bollocks sure won't.

>>74753186
Seems like you have to write the kind of articles that make 4channers mad to get any sort of income off writing nowadays

>>74753235
same
it's a very middle class thing

>>74753250
bonuses didn't, bankers did
bonuses was just salt in the wound afterwards

How did people know what the world looked like before the satellite was invented?

Any good books about topping yourself

listening to tove lo

UN just passed a binding resolution to investigate the chemical weapons I just deployed in the bog

>>74753260
Story

>>74753260
did you call them bourgeoisie pigs

>>74753326
I was walking home drunk last night and the police came over and started hassling me

>>74753268
always thought it was SHIT
doesn't hold a candle to even a mediocre example of a finely crafted /brit/ gimmi

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>>74753314

The so-called, well-liked, football-yank

Can't get a hold of any green, then I remembered I have about bunch of tram left ahhhhbh night solved

>>74753364
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494525259988.webm

>>74753260
no because I'm not a criminal

>be british
>have average looks
>have accent
>come to america
>acquire gf

yes, it's that easy

>>74753135
>>74753211
>>74753243
To elaborate; soccer was a derogatory term used by posh wankers back when football truly was the working man's sport

>>74753350
you were walking home last night?

>tfw no pet yank

*drops an Ivy King sized nuke on Dublin*

AAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA

IRISH FUCKING BTFO BTFO AAAAAAAAAA

NOT dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKWreWKu4OQ

>>74753312
They sailed around the coast and drew a map

>>74753260
I hit a policeman once

>>74753376
>have average looks
well i don't
>come to america
why would i want to go there

how did benders know where to stick their willy before being gay was invented?

>>74753272
crying

shot a couple of guys and the police were hassling me and trying to put me in handcuffs but i was like 'fuck you, pigs' and just walked away

>>74753390
The Irish would actually greatly appreciate that

/brit/ hunter gatherer society when

>>74753390
they just calmed down because I stopped. now you'll whip up a frenzy again

>>74753419
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>>74753419
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>>74753263
I work Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sun for 4-5 hours each, that's enough to qualify for tax credits which is an extra 60 per week, pays my mortgage and bills with enough left over to do other stuff

>>74753312
they didn't
they thought it was all blue from space

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>>74753314

>>74753260
Told the story on here years ago but I got charged with indecent exposure for taking a piss down a side street after a night out

>>74753432
didnt romans bum each other before being gay was a thing? read a roman book.

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>>74753376
>have accent
I have a brummie accent

>>74753468
vocaroo?

>>74753314
Sorrows of Young Werther influenced a lot of people to commit suicide. Too scared to read it myself haha

>>74753373
sexy wee