/brit/

Fascism

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yanks in

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fucking STATE of jocks

Ah yes the ol' JF general

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anime

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alri ameribros, let's shit this thread up

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3-1 in 12 minutes?

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me after half a kopperberg

committed a cyber attack on the NHS earlier for a laugh lads

there's 3 news

may janny have mercy on all of you

>>74749903
lad at work (in England) supports the 'deen

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>>74749916
>after finishing the entire bottle

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the gf

if you pay a subscription for tv networks that have ads you're a cuck

only netflix and the beeb are justifiable. netflix less so as they still have product placement in their shows

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>>74749873
Great patter

Morons

would love to atomize this paddy's jaw

off to bed
hooroo x

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>>74749963
I just torrent/free stream everything

>>74749963

if you watch any tv or films you're a brainlet normongoloid

me after a US quart measurement of strongbow dark fruits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdQA3i0MUvc

who's ready for chelski to get >BAGGIED tonight?

>>74749989

You'd literally break your faggot yankee "fist", my chin is sponsored by a major concrete manufacturer

mead is actually delicious ngl

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>>74749972
Scotland was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.

>tfw I announced that I was making a new so that a bunch of you cucks would try to beat me to it
>this resulted in 3 news

all according to plan

>>74749956
Is he crying?

>>74749989
t. went home and cried because the rinky dink establishment wouldnt serve you berrymead from an elephants tusk

>>74750090
have i missed a gimmick, what happened

HBO produces infinitely better content than Sky yet sky is the one that needs subscription and ad revenue.

Sky brainlets should be hung

>>74750075
except me of course

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>tfw no crossdressing bf

any of you lads worked as a polling clerk before?

sort of regret applying now for it now, going to be standing around from 7am to 10pm twiddling my thumbs and giving the occasional shuffling OAP his voting slip

Got into a rather embarrassing social situation today lads. Felt rather bad about it until I remembered that one time the Austrian army attacked itself and lost.

Was on a tinder date getting drinks

Ordered a cider for myself and my date laughed and called me a cider wanker then ordered 3 pints for herself

snorting some nose candy lads
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494613920183.webm
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>>74750129
and me

where r u? meet you at the omnicentre in 'burgh tomorrow

>>74749873
god kill me

Is it normal to feel like your friends don't actually like you

>>74750115
Yank went to a local festival and asked for a flaggon of old Ænglish ale and when they told him they dont serve that he went home and cried about it

think he has 'tism

>>74750086
nah think he cares about English football more

lads there's a place in canada called grimsby

apparently there's some new ransomware out, lads. just backed up all my important files

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39901382

>>74750169
SHANT

>>74750155
you can /brit/post all day long lad

>>74750169

staged

>>74750161
what happened lad

>>74750155
take a book.

you only need to work at tea time and school run

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prefer doing high bar squats to low bar squats

>>74750192
howling

>>74750224
Different portions of an Austrian army, which were scouting for forces of the Ottoman Empire, fired on each other by mistake, causing self-inflicted decimation. The battle took place on the evening of 17 September 1788. The Ottomans took advantage and captured the city.

>>74750172
Also in the 'burgh, sadly I'm working tomorrow though

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>they got away with 60 euros worth of cheese

Reported this thread to the Ancient Order of Hibernians

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>>74750202
why did you bring this up? my former housemate lives there and it's a very small town....

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why do brits and former brit colonies drive on the wrong side of the road?

>>74750249
should probably do high bar more but low bar is just such a stronger movement. Can lowbar 3pl8 with relative ease but that's still miles off for me on highbar

>>74750249

same

>>74750258
>>74750172
btw do you work at the omni or something?

Gimmicks spawned today:
>60 quid worth of cheese
>One flask of berrymead if you will my dear bar wench!

got called a fanny schmellar in the itv studios

>>74750198
Good lad

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>tfw your ancestors (the romans) slaughtered the irish ancestors (the gauls)

>>74750281
because it's safer

>>74750275
does it have an arcade though?

Hey Jude
Don't be lewd

>>74750295
idk i've always high barred (and got up to 4 plates).

practicing low bar without any weight and it just seems weird to me.

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>>74750319
Literally you

off to grimsby, ontario fish market lads, you want owt?

>>74750356
cornetto

>>74748250
yes

>>74750356
packet of golden wonder salt & vinegar

any other lads going to Scarborough fair?

I really hope none of you actually drink Kopparberg or any variant of strongbow that isnt cider

Have to go get a passport photo taken lads. NOT looking forward to this.

If I go to an English pub will I be served a proper English ale or will I have to settle for Old Speckled Hen.

>>74750389
what is it

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39880212

*revises Japanese postwar history*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRMTF8ChAAQ

>>74750281
>driving on the left has been proven safer in many studies
>strongest hand on the steering wheel incase of having to steer rapidly
>left comes 'first' naturally, it just makes sense UNLESS you're an arab that reads from right to left
>you only drive on the right because napoleon was an edgetard
YANKS CANNOT REFUTE THIS

>>74750333
imo the low bar feels tighter in the hips, which makes it easier cos it comes to a more natural stopping point below paralell whereas i always end up atg with high bar
why do you want to change anyway la, you preparing for a PL meet?

>>74750417
neither is the photographer you ugly cunt

why would anyone use reddit flags do you want doxxed?

>>74750411
All Strongbow is cider

>>74750427
Carlsberg and Heineken

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>*revises Japanese postwar history*

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRMTF8ChAAQ [Embed]

>>74750411
>cider
you got a nice little skirt for me there love x

>>74750427
depends entirely on what pub you go to

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>woke up early today
>have absolutely no idea what to do with my time
help anglos
should I have a wank, watch the sopranos or """""learn""""" music?

>>74750427
in england? yeah you'll get a proper beer
in yankistan? you'll get a 330ml coke can of bud lite™

>>74750462
Would morselize your face if you ever said this to me irl you putrid worm

>>74749810
>>74749676
creasing at these posts but i can't find the original it was based on
was it just the yank saying "rinky dink town fair doesn't have the drink i want"?

I would like to see you self professed strongmen post your quadriceps that are capable of withstanding 4pl8

Cheers

fedora memes aside, you lads don't actually believe in 'god' or anything afterlife-related do you?

Craving alcohol

>>74750496
masturbation is a sin

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>help anglos

>>74750496
wank then watch sopranos

>>74750485
Carlsberg yes. Heineken nay, it's piss.

>>74750496
watch, listen and read British media
buy something British

>>74750496
study Latin and read Commentarii de Bello Gallico

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>fedora memes aside, you lads don't actually believe in 'god' or anything afterlife-related do you?

>>74750491
strongbow, 3 hammers, frosty jacks, white lightning, etc arent girly, its a knacker drink

>>74750510
Id fold you like a lawn chair you fat unicellular ameoba scum

>>74750522
of course not

>>74750427
most pubs have some sort of local ale
if you go to a pub in the south east you'll probably drink an ale brewed in my town :)

>>74750541
Carlsberg is literally the definition of piss water

>>74750522
I do

why are the irish such runts?

>>74750461
nah i've finally gotten round to reading SS and he's parring high-bar squats.

I like the feel of atg. low bar feels more like you're doing everything with you're lower back as opposed to your hips and thighs.

>>74750568
if you're an "atheist" then why do you even give a squirt of piss what someone else's beliefs are?

>>74750488
>[Embed]

Shamefur dispray

>>74750541
>Carlsberg
>not piss
fucking state of yanks

>waiting all day for this bird i'm trying to have sex with to text me
>checking phone every 10 mins cos i'm sad and bored and lonely and she's fit af
>she finally texts
>just smoked a spliff
>too monged to reply to her now
want her to stop texting

>>74750587
It's better than Heineken.

>alcohol
retards. it all tastes like piss

>>74750514
yes

>>74750646
About the same t.b.h.

>>74750522
I believe in the God of Spinoza, which is to say fate or nature

>>74750411
the mixed berry one is 5.3% for some reason (regularly get pissed on it), whereas the others are usually 4% or 4.5%

is there even an apple kopparberg?

doing a move out tomorrow

>>74750607
>low bar feels more like you're doing everything with you're lower back as opposed to your hips and thighs
yeah that seems pretty much true, hence so many mongos who do just SS (inc deadlift 1x5 per week) end up having deadlift = squat

>>74750646
They're both shit but Heineken is marginally better
It doesn't get much worse than Carlsberg

>>74750659
Ah yes, pass the Kopparberg Mixed Fruits will you?

>>74750646
that's like arguing that a pint of cat piss is better than a pint of dog piss

LOVE bullying stupid little yanks

their feeble minds cant even come up with a response

erroneous slugs

>>74750536
>>74750539
might do this
>>74750561
then pretend to do this
>>74750543
I do this one all the time like a loser jaja

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

this is actually p bad desu

wonder how they're going to solve the issue

>>74750638
whats her number

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might do an ol' 'cide lads

>>74750673
>mixed berry
>5.3%
wew recipe for a hellish hangover

why are the paddies so short, lads? is it an epigenetic response to the famine?

>>74750692
anything with alcohol in it tastes like shit

>>74750692
>passes you a Henry Weston's Oak Aged Cider

There's a proper ale for you

>>74750707
Remember: if you're ever about to buy something American, could you order a British equivalent instead?

>tfw don't really 'look' like anything (I guess celt sort of?) but years of spending 18 hours a day on boards like this full of autistic racial shit has made me really really self-conscious about it

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>>74750729
cheer u

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Pmsl

A Paddy's body is rightfully the property of Her Majesty the Queen and to dispose of them as she wishes is her natural right

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>>74750777

>>74750711
theyre going to upgrade to the latest software and teach their employees basic security practises.
haha just kidding theyre going to restore from a backup and hope for the best

gimmick idea: buy a throwaway sim card from the paki shop and post the number on /brit/

>>74750801
kek

reminder to correct american misspellings whenever you see them.
Give a (You) and a handy correction to "color", "-ize", etc.

Death to Britain, freedom for traitors

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>>74750801

business idea: genocide ireland, claim it as an american territory

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>>74750765

>>74750843
I only do this with british people

>>74750729
https://youtu.be/3bdOefF_tyU

>>74750777
they're literally american if you didn't know

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>Death to Britain, freedom for traitors

>>74750831
end the bullying. now.

dunno how irish people even live themselves lads

>>74750777
screencapping this for a future general edition

praise kek!

>>74750893
inhale, exhale etc.

>>74750864
you're welcome to it

Have the NHS tried turning it on and off again?

Give me one reasons why all churches shouldn't be removed or converted to Mosques

>>74750931
>inhale, exhale
just got an ounce in the mail

>>74750893
without potatos they don't

>>74750945
Aesthetics

>>74750945
remove all churches AND mosques because this isn't the fucking dark ages

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>The name "Benedict Arnold" quickly became a byword in the United States for treason or betrayal because he betrayed his countrymen by leading the British army in battle against the men whom he once commanded and posting on /brit/ with an American flag.[5] His earlier legacy is recalled in the ambiguous nature of some of the memorials that have been placed in his honor.

>>74750972
A E S T H E T I C S?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZP9kivy_gU

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>remove all churches AND mosques because this isn't the fucking dark ages

>>74750839
All sim cards are throwaway sim cards mate, they're free for fucksake

The british serf is a peculiar creature. He sacrifices his own interest for that of his master. He takes pride in the stability of his monarchy, stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be. He takes pride in the self-interested imperialist conquest and exploitation of other peoples, although they brought him personally material gain nor liberation from his own exploitation.

He'd sell his own brother out for extra crumbs from the table of his lords and gentry. Why? He has delusions that someday he'll leave his decrepid societal position and join what he assumes to be his rightful place in the upper eschelons of society. And like any good syncophant, his delusion means he is inclined to try to make sure everything is ready for when he makes what he believes to be his inevitable departure from the drudgery of his lower classification to the elite.

>>74750301
Your apparent perseverance in referring to my writings and; by extention, myself, as "autistic" shows nothing else but that you have a lack of knowledge about autism and people who are dealing with the condition. For your simplistic neurotypical brain, I will describe it like this: The condition now commonly known as 'Autism' is nothing less than the next step in the evolution of humans. The cause of this conclusion is the simple fact that autistic people are highly sensitive to cosmic energies, and therefore in possession of intelligence that would surpass the brain of a "normal" human being in almost all respects. When an autistic person observes a non-autistic person, he is confused by his behaviour. This confusion stems not from an autists' lack of recognition of social phenomena; this confusion is, instead, the same confusion that a normal person would experience when observing a monkey. It is confusion at a creature which acts in such simplistic patterns and behaviours, a beast who thinks of nothing but food and procreation.
The amplified sensitivity to cosmic energies, which autistic people possess, is nothing short of a Godly gift upon which normal people can only look with envy. The neurotypical tells himself that his "social skills" is what makes him superior to the Autist, while the Autist is already one step ahead intellectually. Such envy toward the natural intellectual superiority of the Autist is what drives the primitive neurotypical man to write such posts as the one you have just submitted.

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going for a cheeky shower

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Are 'arry is gonna win da league

business idea: dispose of all the irish """men""", take the irish women (no red hair) and give them to american men

https://soundcloud.com/jahseh-onfroy/looking-for-a-star-cant-get-you-out-my-head-prod-diplo

catchy af

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>remove all churches AND mosques because this isn't the fucking dark ages

rinky dinky town fair didn't have the beer I wanted

>you're supposed to be a macho outgoing ladies man whenever you travel.
>you're just a quiet man who wants to raise a family
>constantly have to drink yourself to excess to be the life of the party
>end up making all australians look like loud obnoxious drunks

i want all this ride.

>>74750997
Not my contract sim where the number is tied to my name

>>74751004
And why should he be woken from his dream, kate middleton did it (so did the footballers, and allan sugar still even has a cockney accent!), so of course it is possible for other serfs like him. Not all of the serfs can join the gentry though, or else the elite wouldnt be the elite. So in his preparation for gilded status, the societal runt, believes that pulling up the ladder out of the grasp of those behind him will only serve to cement his expected future genteel status and prosperity.

>NHS uses windows, which is widely known to possess multiple massive security exploits and backdoors, to store critical patient data and operate systems
>gets hacked

What were they expecting?

>>74751045
>i want all this ride.

JUST DO IT. JUST TAKE IT

>>74751057

Lo, what a fool he is. How he allows those above him to pull wool over his eyes, and encourage his selfish personality for their exploitation. It is the duty of the thinker to moderate man's carnal passions and to ground them im reality by taking the scales off his eyes, lest he is duped by those more conniving than him.

Only like socialist musicians/bands

Had to give up listening to Blur because that cheese cunt is a tory

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>>74751004
>stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be
ehm, try again sweetie x

>>74751068
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NHS_Connecting_for_Health

the uk is not a smart country

>>74751008
shant

>>74751070
my minds telling me no, but my body, my body! is probably shutting down from liver problems desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE

clever how irishmen have learnt how to use a computer and type and post on the internet. always blows me away when i see an irish post. couldn't teach a pig to do that but an irishman has figured it out. mad.

convinced most people think alcohol tastes like shit but they drink it anyway because it makes them feel manly and intoxicated

business idea: buy shares in premier inn and then bomb all the other hotel chains

>>74751027
He's just in it to siphon the new Chinese funds to his dogs bank account

>>74751100
Cromwell's republic fell and Charles II was crowned. So much for that.

you don't get to bring friends

business idea: make the irish mandatory organ donors

that should fix the problems with the NHS

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>Why yes, I do think the NHS should not use Windows, a stable, well known, widely used operating system used the world over, and instead should use a distribution of GNU/Linux, or as I've taken to calling it recently, "GNU plus Linux". Might I suggest a distribution that you should install, Gentoo? Or perhaps Arch GNU plus Linux?

>>74751122
good lad

>Savita Halappanavar, a 31-year-old dentist, died on 28 October 2012 at University Hospital Galway in Ireland due to complications of a septic miscarriage at 17 weeks' gestation after being denied an abortion.

ah yes, Ireland. LOVELY first world country, that one is.

>>74751149
they're not my friends

*becomes Irish*

>>74751144
Why is the c*lonial addressing me with (You)s? Exactly WHO does it think it's speaking to

>>74751144
not cromwell's fault

Why didn't the NHS just use Macs if they didn't want viruses

>>74751132
Part of the master plan to be England manager

>>74751183
sheedy

will /brit/ threads be more fun when the union flag is quartered into the respective nations therein?

I assume most brit posters here are english (cause most likely are) and it doesn't even occur to me most of the time that I might also be talking to a scottish or welsh person
>I know when I'm talking to a nordie, but thats for another thread

would knowing someone is posting from scotland or wales profoundly change the dynamic of /brit/ threads?

based, BASED cromwell

next door's dog won't shut up

>>74751092
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6eWowTSLwM

>>74751183
>Savita Halappanavar
wtf I love ireland now

>>74751130
u must be some sort of genius :) x

>>74751204
yes jocks would be told to fuck off more often

>>74751204
nae laddy

>>74751092
but the cheesecunt is only a bassist who follows the frontman's instructions
hope this is a cheeky ironic post

>>74751184
they work for the mercenary

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

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>>74751027
shut up you pathetic queg

fuck me you must look such a twat walking around giving it the big I AM just because you pretend to like a sport that isn't even big in your country, I suppose you're such a bog standard drip in some next flyover state that you'll cling onto anything that makes you stand out in the queue for panera bread.

The fact you've gone as far to "support" a bottom of the league championship team rather than the ones people in America actually know such as Arsenal, Man U or Man City just goes so show how much you're reaching for relevance through irony

couple this with the ironic posts such as "AR ARRYS GONNA WIN THE LEEG" trying to pretend like you're some feverish English fan despite you being 19th just goes to show what a pathetic little specimen you are

ooh your middle finger's up is it? proper ard you mate, bet you'd defend your team to the bitter end. On the front line with the firm outside your local Taco Bell are you? jog on you little runt, you're fucking nothing mate, a vague pastiche to British culture which you can emulate poorly, but will never - EVER - be accepted within

fuck off

based fucking cromwell

>>74751183
mental that ireland stops abortion and has blasphemy laws
burn that country to the ground

>>74751204
I think that boards like /sp/ and /int/ could benefit greatly from having IDs for each user, in the same vein as /pol/.

>>74751252
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>74751204
are the irish essentially the jews of england? seems like you're a real fucking shit stirrer mate, you want another civil war cos it can be arranged. nah you're alright, im just hung over. let me see that pale ass.

louder with crowder

plan my life for me lads

bit of background info:
went to a top uni
did a masters degree at oxbridge
studied a non-meme discipline
currently earning 30k in my first job

i'm utterly miserable and friendless lads, where does it go from here?

>>74751204

Would result in all the Scots moving to another general after having to deal with English bigotry

Most English posters know me anyway because I'm from /leftypol/ and Scottish

>>74751252
Fuck off. I am well known here as Football yank and most people like me

This yank is absolutely fucking raging that we made fun of his ridiculous request to have berrymead in an elephant tusk in a 21st century bar. Where the fuck does he think he is? Victorian England?

This autistic slug should be took out and stepped on.

need a cocaine snorting glaswegian slut gf

>>74751261
>not letting me argue both sides in a thread get everyone fuming
trot on pet

>>74751276
>ass
foy

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>>74751252

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>>74751305
>I am well known here as Football yank

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>>>>>But of course I believe that any 400 pound """hacker""" with a few hours on his hands should have access to the aggregate patient data of the entire UK including all personal health conditions and medical records and be able to shut down the entire system at will and demand bitcoins to restore their data. Not having backdoors in your operating system is for neckbeard idiots

>>74751252
screaming

reckon bristol could do with more trams

want a paddy submissive of either sex desu

>>74751276
Could honestly decimate you with a backhand you plankton

>>74751287
>>74751287

cringe

>install gentoo

i had forgotten about this meme

bet it was tim who hacked the nhs mainframe
gonna put them out of business

bloody tory

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howling at the fact that ireland has been under anglo domination for 800 years, yet they fancy themselves as the "fightin' irish"

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>>74751252
BRUH

sometimes i just wish next door's dog would just frick off and die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZCZkekxxg


"""""""""Depressed""""""" mongs BTFO by based peej

>>74751354
bi gay

>>74751328
How new are you. Every /brit/ regular knows me

>>74751310
can give you her number if you like

NEED a British/Australian bf to domestically abuse

>>74751370
the reason the irish hate cromwell is that they lost every battle during the cromwellian conquest.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why yes! I just found out about /g/ today! Windows is a botnet, didn't you hear? Lol you stupid Wincucks, how dare you use software that actually works!

>>74751128
Delete this extremely hurtful post

>>74751252
YAAS SLAY QUEEN!!

reckon you could teach an Irishman to do a little dance with a proper system of treats and punishments

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>>74751390
>Every /brit/ regular knows me

>>74751376
kick it

>>74751400
Just wait until you get into the systemd slap fights

reckon the irish have no idea how to fish

need someone to give me headpats

I like how tim's replaced his camera tests with "setup" videos

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didnt read a world of any of these posts

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Shouting at a webcam pays fucking well

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>Its a "someone gave autismoyank a bit of shit so he responds by going on a tangent posting something autistic about the Irish every minute on end for 2 hours straight"

>>74751465
he's become more technical

>>74750729
hi

>>74751305
>>74751390
the fact that you're trying to coin the character "football yank" just proves what I said about you trying to cling to something that makes you unique because you're such a bog standard boring specimen without it

tip: it hasn't worked

need a gf to chew and suckle my willy

oi lads, who was the girl in the OP pic in the fuck jannies edition?

>>74751427
I'm going to keep posting about football whether you like it or not because I am well respected here

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>why yes I am a very renowned celebrity in the british general, don't you know who I am?

>>74751476
>have the same torso as an average sized man
>but have massive chopsticks for legs
Glad I'm not tall desu

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why are the irish so easy to banter, lads? do they have a napoleon complex?

>>74751308
>mead in a tusk
>Victorian
more like danelaw desu

Absolutely gassing at this noname Yank pretending like he's somebody

>>74751524
danelaw wasn't a culture you mong

>>74751480
He's trying to fit in and think anti-Irish sentiment will have all his favourite British boys cheering for him

Wile sad

Shan't be watch any videos of this "Tim"

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HOWLING

is there a more reddit drink than mead?

>>74751305
you are a runt, and you just got runt truths rained down on your tiny runt head. there is no possible road to recovery from here. it is time to move on

>>74749916
is that liverpool? looks grim enough to be liverpool

love a good shitflinging

>>74751554
Its a defense mechanism for when he gets bullied too hard

leave him at it, he isnt getting any (you)'s anyway

>>74751507
post the webm of the gal at the ice cream parlour glaring at the autismo who's recording her

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>>74751554
>t. seamus o'seamus, the northern irish runt

what's the most shameless, pathetic way to get rich nobody is willing to do

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some rorke has had a mare at the bottom of my road

>>74751552
no but it was danish people

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/brit/ has culturally appropriated (you)less fedora greentext from /cum/. I am here to instruct you to please return your memes to the nearest /cum/ at the nearest opportunity, thank you

>hispanic whites

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>on the front line with the firm outside your local Taco Bell

>>74751328
spacker

>>74751225
tbf she wasn't some off-the-boat raghead with 2 words of english and ten times as many kids

she was a middle-class doctor with perfect english who was obviously going to contribute. still should have known how we do things here before coming here though

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NAME THE ANGLO
SHAME THE ANGLO
DEFAME THE ANGLO

>>74751552
it was an era you cretin just like victorian england which is what the post i was replying to mentioned

jog on you thlid

>>74751504
we're reaching 190kg levels of delusion

>>74751576
not him but it's transparent desu

sometimes I wonder why there are some absolutely terrible british posts, but then I remember that northern paddies post under the union jack

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Reminder to just ignore the autismoyank and his inane ramblings

he goes into this trance like state when his ma's getting railed by an Irishman in the next room

>>74751620
add cornwall to this

>>74749854
>>74749854
>>74749854
>>74749854
>>74749854
Old new

Yanks? Thanks but no thanks.

>>74751596
why do you quote me?

>>74751631
That's not even me, that's autismo yank

>>74751559
every time

not 310 yet boys