/cum/

*awkwardly enters /cum/*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de1bt5dc2t0

asian feet

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I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't stop. I stopped watching tv and I don't spend much time on 4chan anymore.
Here's how I did it.
>Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person

>Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure

>Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.

>It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.

>Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.

>Start with books highly discussed here so you feel motivated to discuss.

are gross

>>74746287

how many times are you going to post this

want out buds SEND HELP

more like BUTT thread

LMFAO

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discovery: frozen fruit tastes better than unfrozen because it feels more like candy

>>74746366
Rude, be respectful to Bertu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fah9OjA85U

>>74746490
why don't you just eat regular candy
fruit is natures candy anyway

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so cute
>>74746287
I hate buying new books cause I am to cheap to flip for hard cover and even hard cover books feel/look cheap nowadays
I guess it's silly to be concerned with tactile feel and aesthetics but if I'm buying a $30 book I expect something that looks a little classy
I have my book collection split up into two groups: 1 is display books (not coffee table but just good looking/ feeling books) and then everything else that I have shoved away.

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Where are my African Americans

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>>74746287
>/cum/ discussing books
that would go well im sure

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lets discuss this book and why its great

How to tell if a girl is a slut or datable? Should I trust a girl when she tells me how many men shes had sex with?

Is the only way to check for a hymen?

>>74746747
borrowed that from the library once but didn't like it enough to finish it

SVEIKI ZĒNI

ES ESMU IERADIES, LAI DRĀZTU KUCES UN DABŪT NAUDU

UN NAUDU ESMU DABŪJIS

>>74746747
holy shit man
entirely forgot that existed
don't remember a thing about it except I'm sure I loved it

Give me a (You) or I'll kill myself

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>>74746763
Check if they wear a hijab or not, it's that easy

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>>74746861
don't

i need my allies alive

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6861

why you hate me
because I know how dance and you dont
get a hobby

Bertrand Hoover did nothing wrong

not one of you has even said hi to me

what are you a bunch of faggots or something

hih

>>74747025
At least you're better than the other non /cum/ flags that come here

>>74747025

allo

>>74746490
I discovered this couple of months ago

at this rate im going to be here for supper too

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So it's complete shit, can we all agree that Ridley is senile and either he or his franchise needs to be killed so he doesnt ruin it anymore?

cum is a general of immigrants

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not a fan of indians

https://youtu.be/zahqxmhg2bk

me

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>>74747290

>another Alien

>>74747086
really?

https://youtu.be/jeeKe74fP9w

also me

>>74747298
you try tellin them that

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>friends gf talking about cultural appropriation

>>74747337
is that indians trying to spam their tech support number scams or something

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the gf just sent me this

99 things that only happen in the United States, is this true?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC3rWbZSuUg

glad I don't have a gf

>>74747649
dunno i dont speak spanish

>>74747649

dont speak french, sorry

>>74747649
autogen subs on YouTube in English have gotten a lot better but these translated subs are still not very good

>>74747759
even when watching something in English with auto subs most of it ends up being incorrect due to accents and etc

voice recognition software is still pretty shit

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>girls with tattoos aren't attrac-

>>74747869
what is that

help

>>74747869
eyeball tattoos are pretty dangerous

she'll be a blind freak when she's old

>>74747813
Just in the past month or so I felt like Google updated something which improved them though that is just my own experience with the small amount of vids which I've watched with un edited subs.

>>74748004
Are you talking about translations into your native language?

Could be some languages have been improved. When I've used google translate a few times there's something a checkmark next to the translation that says "verified by community" for simple common phrases.

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https://youtu.be/cohf9iJpRpg

me in the jean shorts

>tgw huge dick and tiny brain
me just want women whom like me for me

>>74748095
like most whites in the yellow man's world, my chinese is abhorrent

>>74748176
do you get bullied for it

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Wish I had a daughter to offer up to the superior African bull, I only have 2 sons. I suppose me and my wife will keep trying to have a girl

>>74748101

Brocmire is great

>>74748234
I actually haven't watched it yet, going to later today

>>74748233
>not raising the smaller son to be a daughter
shitty parent

>>74748231
aside from teenagers in my class, everyone is cordial and understanding of our language barrier

>>74748233
try offering your wife up first

Neither Persona 5 or MGS5 are PS3 ports, they're cross-gen titles. GTA5 is a fucking sales juggernaut no matter the platform, and TLOU:R is probably the best remaster I've ever seen of a game that never got the audience it deserved on PS3. No problems here.

>>74748291
I plan on having like six kids so one has go be a girl
>>74748373
I already did his name is da'rick

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the gee eff

>>74748316
hey whiteboi, I am going to kick your ass.

2016 topp baby names
Here is the full top 10 list for boys:
1. Noah
2. Liam
3. William
4. Mason
5. James
6. Benjamin
7. Jacob
8. Michael
9. Elijah
10. EthanHere is the full top 10 list for girls:
1. Emma
2. Olivia
3. Ava
4. Sophia
5. Isabella
6. Mia
7. Charlotte
8. Abigail
9. Emily
10. Harper

>>74748546
where does that list come from?

>>74748578
I think it was ABC or something just popped up on my google news page

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nap time, /cum/

>>74748955
15 to 30 minutes is the ideal nap time

>Your favourite character will never get killed by Armin
Feels great

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someone give this to thurston pls :3

>>74749042
I wonder what the food is like in rehab

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My grandma reads tabloids like Globe and National Enquirer and talks about the headlines as if they're 100% true

I keep trying to tell her how tabloids work but she refuses to listen

>>74749097
idk im going to go be a wageslave
fuk the system

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTu1GDi_w
lovely song lads

wish the school year could just be over already

>>74749098
People watch CNN and read Time act the same way

>>74749274
how's grade 9 treating you?

>>74749303

17*

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>>74749274
>last final is tmrw

>>74749098
Grandma woke af

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>>74749274
I graduate tomorrow

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>>74749098
at least she must find the world an exciting place

>>74749274
it is

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The gf

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woke up today first thing i thought was leaving the country or kms when my hypothetical future gf cheats

>>74749452
gf cant cheat if she never exists

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>>74749509
wow hahhahahahaha really set myself up for that lmao hahaha btfo

>>74749452
both are good options
don't give up

>>74749544
rekt

>>74749419
Me

>>74749419
>dating an ancap

Moving out of my dorm and I think I pulled some back muscle trying to lift with my back like a retard
I can't walk or stand up
I don't know if I can even drive for the 2 hours to get home
What do?

>>74749452
Why would a girl date a guy who's so insecure and suspecting that he believes that she will cheat on him before he knows she even exists?

>>74749677
fuck up mind reader

>>74747337
that's just seo bombing

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>tfw you realize you should not be feeling when no gf but ur future gf should be feeling no bf

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>>74749628
(you)

>>74749657
She appears to be one of those far right people who larp as libertarians. She defends hitler and follows a few scieintists that research ancient European genetics

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I'm a theistic nihilist

someone was supposed to have come by to pull out my peripherally inserted central catheter by now WHERE ARE THEY REEEEEEEEE

>>74749845
dont care

>>74749864
don't reply to me

>>74749862
>canadian health """"""care""""""

>>74749790
How are you bud

>>74749902
*(you) rapes you*

im alt right

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>>74749980
i-im fine

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>its a "Brockmire tries to explain hitler's dual front strategy" episode

>>74750050
that même is very passé

>>74750063
faggot

>>74750135
reddit

pussy is just like weed

the more it stinks the better it tastes.

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>>74746747
This book is the only reason I know the word 'dodecahedron'.

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can't we all just get along?

>>74750201
no

>almost 3 more hours

Someone kill me

>>74750180

same

>>74750289
of what?

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So basically, british healthcare system because dumb government agency cant update is software because bureaucracy, and is osmehow trump's fault?

somebody explain

>>74750323
Wage cuckery

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>>74750348

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>So basically, british healthcare system because dumb government agency cant update is software because bureaucracy, and is osmehow trump's fault?

>>74747649
I was expecting a comfy video of American quirky things based on the carnival ride thumbnail, but man they went straight for racial shit, nukes, and prison stats.

>>74750364
at least you are posting on 4chan and not being whipped by a slavedriver

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>So basically, british healthcare system because dumb government agency cant update is software because bureaucracy, and is osmehow trump's fault?

sorry
-.-

>>74750348
what you mean son

>>74750487
try phrasing it in English

Sometimes I want to bf Alberta-kun but then I remember he's a raging alcoholic

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I see you baby

who is too old to be alive

-the queen
-im pei
-henry kissinger

??

>>74750635
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>74750612
sometimes i want tgo like you but then i remember you're a raging homosexual

Basically, some dudes send some malware to the british healthcare servers (commie organization) locking doctors out of their computers and of course, chaos followed. They used an exploit discovered by the NSA that was patched in March by Microsoft, but the british did not update because >bureaucracy meme

And well i read some tweets about people saying Trump, Wikileaks and Russia even though it apparently has nothing to do with them.

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>>74750742

the NSA should be defunded

debate me

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>>74750712
That's ok

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I know a bunch of high level people who work in the NSA, they are all creeps

>>74750941
Franco was right but he was still a cunt

OFFICIAL
THREAD
THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFJ-LaJMe6A

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>franco was right

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>>74750966
It's hard not to be a cunt in a bloody civil war you see

>>74750995
Communism needs to be stopped

based Jaykayrooling https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/826121681999650817

>>74750447
I am the slave driver

wish I could un-read harry potter

wish i could unwatch the movies
books were 100x better

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>>74751094
Ah J.K Rowling, the author of Harry Potter, one of the dullest movie franchises in film history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>74751167
kek

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Such an amazing country. Shithole nothing towns have gorgeous buildings like this

Can somebody here help :(

>>74751240
looks like the landscape around it is very dull
must some shithole in virginia or the eastcoast

>>74751257
y

>>74751257

pls send qt gf, greatest ally

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>looks like the landscape around it is very dull must some shithole in virginia or the eastcoast

>>74751240
surrounded by 10 miles of 80s strip malls, gas stations, and subway franchises

If someone posts your face here, how can you have it taken down from the archive?

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filtered

>>74751332

No, it stays there forever unless you have a court order and thats counting the archive is based on the US.

>>74751280
Pls help >>74751332

If i kill myself it will be by train, save the society i live among this burden by helping me

finally showed up to ttake out my picc line
see you losers later

>>74751332
No one goes through the archive take it easy ****

>>74751447
Actually, one of my pics got taken down and replaced with a red sign. However, the one who posted it changed a pixel and posted it again, and I can't have this one taken down. I don't know what to do

its my birthday lads

>>74751525
stop being such a whiny faggot and they'll stop posting it
and drop the name fuckface

>>74751580
happy day of birth :)

>>74751513
Is sending an email to the admin a waste of time? I'm legit autist, I can prove it, so I really don't know what to do

>>74751469
why did you change your proxy from last time
haiti?

>>74751257
No need to rush into death, we'll all get there someday anyway.

Stay alive to stay alive, for as long as you can.

>tfw being comfy working from home

feels good lads

>>74751525

you can always report the post or send a mail to 4chan.

But there are dozens of 4chan archives who also save pics.

>>74751580

happy birthday

>>74751661
what do you do

>>74751661
>working at all
heh

lol it was the haitian in that pic then lmfao

>>74751601
How would you feel if someone shopped dicks and cum on your face and posted it on a public forum? I just want some help

>>74751661
I need a real work from home job that I can do remotely but which does not involve lame freelance schemes.

>>74751702
sure send me a link to the post and ill report it for you bud

>>74751693
Why are you laughing? Do you feel no empathy? I might kill myself tonight

>>74751764
>doing favours for the guy who shits up the general with scat and gore
why?

>>74751684
interning at a fortune 500 company, basically am a support technician for one of their software products

>>74751675
/int/ only has desuarchive. I sent an email to the admin but i got no response

>>74751771
Karma is real and you're on the wrong side of it

>>74751764
Can i do it via skype? I don't some asshole here to go to the link and post it here to laugh at me, I feel like shit already

>>74751771
>I might kill myself tonight
then why do you care if there's pic of you with probaly shitty photoshop dicks on his face

>>74751829
I haven't done anything to deserve this. I post NSFW but I don't personally attack anyone here

>>74751875
I don't have skype

now that's pod racing

>>74751914
just fuck off already

>>74751914
you spam scat and gore constantly, you are more than deserving of this and no I don't feel bad for you at all.

this is where the fun starts

>>74751918
Can you tell me what I should do then? What should I email the admin to try and convince him to take it down?

>>74751974
I think they only take stuff down after a certain amount of reports, which is why I'm trying to help you

holy fuck i smell bad

>>74751955
Well I am legitimately autistic, I even see autism psychiatrists, so I do stupid things, but I don't attempt to cause personal harm to anyone

my strength has increased since the last time we met

>>74752052
do you tell them that you post gore and scat regularly?

>>74751995
Here >>74752137

>>74752137
that's hilarious

>>74752137

is funny

>>74751262
No, it's in texas.
What's wrong with the landscaping?

>>74751316
Wiki says the town has a population of 300. Don't know how many shops it could sustain.

>>74752137
comedy gold tbf

>>74752189
>>74752213
>>74752236
Assholes, you really hate me, don't you

>>74752222
there are no mountains or forests in the background so you know it's gonna be bland

>>74752284
Very hard to see mountains or forests with the angle and how much of the photo the building takes up.

Why do you hate the building?

kinda hungry, considering breaking into a burger king

>>74751995
Did you see the link? I really need help, I seriously might commit suicide by train tonight

>>74752398
no i didnt can you post it again

>>74752398
this is the conclusion to your life

I suspect he made the image himself. there is something deeply wrong with this guy

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Stop liking asian whores.

>>74752427
Why are you making fun of me? I have no one that can help me

卐 卐 卐 卐
卐 卐
卐 卐 卐 卐 卐
卐 卐
卐 卐 卐 卐

>>74752473
Is he lmm

>>74752515
stop avatarfagging as a british slag

>>74752434
I don't deserve this. I have autism, abusing autists is just cruel

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any

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>goes to 4chan
>doesnt expect autists to be bullied

>>74752651
stop using the internet, serious, it might be the only way to save you

im autims

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>playing on spanish league server
>don't speak spanish

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>spanish

>>74752816
heroes of the storm > league

all mobas are shit tho

>>74752756
This. Its more relaxing to not use the internet, but its in every part of life now so its hard to ignore.

>/mlp/ and /soc/ exist
what was moot thinking?

>>74752936
he was a feminist sjw at that point, what do you think?

>>74752936
Every board is a containment board

>>74752936
containment boards

>>74752936

contain the horsefuckers and normies

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>normies

>>74752752
What the fuck are you talking about, I got doxxed you piece of shit

>>74752756
My parent is hardworking so we can afford internet, I should be able to use it without having to deal with vile trolls like this, I just want the pic taken down

I'm outside right now, went to the train station, might kill myself

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imagine a /cum/ without gore and scat spam

>>74753262
>caring this much about a thread that you would be happy if someone killed themselves and caused a mess in public if it meant a slight improvement to the
thread

This might be rich coming from me, but you are one sad, pathetic piece of shit. You should end your pathetic excuse of a life too

haitiano is going to kill himself? this is a big day

>>74753441

for you

Where do you live I want to see the news report when it happens

I'll be sure to notify the press about the graphic images you posted online before your suicide

>tfw the same pieces of shit keep calling you h*itiano to ridicule you
You assholes who keep calling me that must lead sad lives too

>>74753479
>news report on NEET killing themselves

maybe if he lives in a community of 200 people

>>74753544
I see reports like that once in awhile, then again my state had like 14 murders last year in total or something

>>74753479
Halsberg, swe

Anyway i'm off, gonna die now

>>74753602
cant imagine suicides being reported in a state with more than a million people

>>74753650
pce

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its a bit sad that haitiANO is gonna off himself, but in reality i feel worse for the train driver that will experience this suicide

do the world a favour and use an exit bag or a bridge, haitiano

>>74753650
* hallsberg

>>74753724
No, i'll happily traumatize someone on my way out

Bye

>>74753664
believe it

bad thread

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Some kid committed suicide by the train tracks right next to my home, it's really eerie there now

>No, i'll happily traumatize someone on my way out

never deserved to live a happy life, desu

>>74753853
why

>>74753853

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwZNL7QVJjE

>>74753853
does that line carry commuter train? or regional ones?

*farts*

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KKKRRRRRRRNNNNFFFFLD DMFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>74753867
Don't know. He left no note, his social media was filled with smiling pictures and he was well liked. He was just about to graduate High school too

>>74753876
Comfy film, especially for a Steven King flick

>>74753917
It's the LIRR, commuter

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FCC IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE BLONGALF
I CANNOT LAUGH
I CANNOT JOKE
CBS MY HOLD CELL

BLOMPF
HAS TAKEN MY MONEY
TAKEN FREE SPEECH
TAKEN MY RATINGS
TAKEN MY CROWD
TAKEN MY JON
TAKEN MY SHOW
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL!!!!

>>74753961
did he stay in the grass and run into the train? or lay on the tracks

>>74753856
Traumatizing people in threads while he's alive, traumatizing people even in death. What a life well lived.

>>74754031
I'm not sure of those specific details. I would guess he ran into it though because if they saw you lying there they might pull the breaks

where's the dutch bro

somebody talk to me

>>74754102
that was attention seeking like his an hero

>>74754174
CHI

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>>74754174
una vela?

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How long does it take for Americans to get a tax refund?

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pouring one out for my homey the haitian

Pendejos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw

HAITIANO IN HELLLL TOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTT

It's a chips and lemonade night

>>74746248
I like it.

>>74754178
There were much better ways though than just spamming gore in threads.

>>74754347
name 1

>>74754228
already got mine

Academic suspension.

Needed a cumulative 2.0

Last semester was a 3
This semester was so bad it lowered the cumulative GPA down to 1.93

1.93
needed a 2
got a 1.93

>>74754375
Telling Weebs to kill themselves over and over

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>>74754135

>>74751356
Me pregunto si sabrán leerlo. El que todos los carteles sean idénticos me hace pensar que ellos no lo escribieron.

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>>74754228
>paying taxes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtgvWZuyYKc

>>74754429
Does anyone care to say anything to this

Please

>>74754552
your life is over

it's finished

>>74754552
meet your adviser, get registered again, undo suspension by doing well in the next semester
?????????
what

Are you a hot babe?

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whats the last thing that made you go "hmmm"?

>>74754724

Im actually a cute anime girl

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>tfw big titty gf

the mum just ordered me a steak and cheese from subway

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>>74754747

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>>74754747

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>>74754747

>>74754835
>subway
fucking pedophile

>>74754852
this webm gave me anxiety for some reason

should I make biscuits for dinner?

>>74754863
I drew that

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Im the best poster here sweethearts

Wish this frog cunt wasn't such a faggot

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>>74754382
I don't know when they were submitted. What timespan was it?

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>>74754906

>>74754953
really? got anymore comics you've made?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494529125962.webm

>>74754995
it's like 20 days

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the gee eff

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>>74755057
Takes much much longer than that to get tax back from an ITIN. That's fucked.

>>74755183
>>74755183
>>74755183
>>74755183
>>74755183
new

>>74754633
How can I do well in the next semester if I'm suspended from it?