>tfw born too late to rape and pillage Europe with the Horde

>>74731808
fingol

iktfb

>>74731808

your dream is only a religion conversion away, mashallah

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>you cant just raid the german and slavic villages for wifes anymore

>>74731808
Fuck Finland. Fuck Moomin. Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

>tfw born too late to rape and pillage Finland with the Swedes

>tfw born too late to rape and pillage Germany with the Soviets

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>>74731808
>tfw born too early to rape and pillage the United Martian Colonies with the Space Horde

>tfw born right in time to join the swedish caliphate raping and pillaging northern europe

>>74732218
Swedes must've been rather low test had that happened, since >5% Finnish male lineages can be traced to them.

>tfw will never rape defenseless brits

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>>74731808
Iktfb
>tfw no khaganatr to take east euro slaves and unite tribal banners

Just join ISIS, Pekka, your dream will come true

>>74733040
Ceci

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>tfw born too early to rape and pillage the United Emperium with the Chaos legions

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>>74733009
>tfw not conquering Greeks, snatolians, Bulgarians, Armenians, chechens, georgians, Arabs, North Africans, Roman Empire, Cyprus, Rhodes, Albanians, Bosnians, Serbs, Romanians, Ukrainians, Russians, Hungarians, polish and Austrians
Feels bad man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b6eFaghBgCs

>>74732503
tfw born right in time to join the swedish caliphate raping and pillaging Germany
FTFY

>>74733168
northern germany is part of northern europe

You'd all be slaves or peasants, just look at your lifes now. Chad is the conqueror, you are the conquerered.

>>74731808
Just date some finland qtie with daddy issues and or rape fantasy.

You can rape her every day and she will like it!

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>>74733040
Join with my slaves?
Arabs are conquered of khaganate not equals.

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>>74733363
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ezhT7zCJYJY

>>74733513
Anyone here resists Turkish domination will be shot, and displayed throughout Ankara

>>74731808
You are just in the wrong horde buddy, foreign invaders are raping and pillaging in europe as we speak.

>>74733355
t. divák Ordinace v Růžové zahradě

>>74735779
My dad looks at that show. I tried watching it, but it is super dumb and all situations in it are unrealistic as fuck.

What are you implying?

>>74735912
You're a smart boy, you'll figure it out eventually

>>74736193
>what did he mean by this?
I think you couldnt make me more curious even if you tried to.

Am i normie?

>>74736326
No, you are "Just like my animes"

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>tfw born too late to bomb and shoot unionists with the RA

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>>74736370
I dont watch anime. Maybe i should start.

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>tfw born too late to discover pindorama and settle ourselves in the palmtree paradise of the east with my hundreds of kuruminhas