>you will always be polack

>>74728031
You could be German...

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>tfw German since a month

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>tfw finland will never like sw*den or sw*des anymore

>>74728444
Only yourself to blame

>>74728283
i wish i was

>>74728444
We never did

>>74728031
You can learn and make the world more Greek any day.

>>74728444
i want to be swede

>>74732931
Not long ago a guy in an overall with paint spots all over came staggering in my direction, obviously drunk, asking me directions to a store to buy beer. First he asked me in what appeared to be Swedish, then when he saw the expression on my face he asked in bad English with a thick Slavic accent. I had to draw him a little map, I asked where he was from, he answered "Sweden, Stockholm". Then, when he probably saw I didn't believe him, he added "but I was born in Poland". Upon which he staggered and stumbled further, on route to the store.

>>74733189
delet pls