/brit/

love runts

>>74725053
black or white has the bad open?
white can be good but its too easy to counter and too obvious

can hear birds chirping outside lads :3

>>74725173
Did you know that Islamic terrorism learned its tricks from leftist terror groups like the IRA and Red Brigades, which were funded by the KGB.

>>74725212
hahah birdcucks

hate islam

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>tfw when your ISP is trying to ruin a perfectly good sick day

>>74725212
Lowestoft
>>74725111
Actually, I'm not from The Pale, nor have I attended private school, nor university.

>>74725226
>that edgy black gui style

ah yes thairunt

>>74725196

That's the happy Irish couple. Now let's see a pic of the monkey

Chess is for the intellectually flatulent.

Snakes and Ladders is the through patrician boardgame.

>US president Richard Nixon was enraged by Allende's victory and the failure of the CIA's covert actions against him.[2]

Yanks everyone...

>>74725226
why are you doing a sick

>>74725207
Black. 2...f6 is a poor opening that exposes Black's king side. The namesake of Damiano's Defense ironically called it a bad opening that should not be used. You'll never see this one past the absolute beginner level of chess.

anyone play Mahjong?

>>74725243
because I hit 'off' instead of 'snooze' on my alarm and woke up 40 minutes late.

>>74725242
If only the CIA were really as competent as leftists believe them to be.

>>74725214
After funding from Libya the biggest source of IRA funding was irish americans you yank twat

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>/dixie/

>>74725257
it only helps that the KGB was even more incompetent

>>74725252
why didnt the gf do anything

Why would you play chess when you can get a darts board and some darts for like £30

Ive lost control of my life

>>74725283
she leaves for work earlier than I do

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>>74725242
Check out this:

>The madman theory was a feature of Richard Nixon's foreign policy.
>In October 1969, the Nixon administration indicated to the Soviet Union that "the madman was loose" when the United States military was ordered to full global war readiness alert.

Nixon once secretly confided to his Chief of Staff:
>I call it the Madman Theory, Bob. We'll just slip the word to them that, "for God's sake, you know Nixon is obsessed about communism. We can't restrain him when he's angry—and he has his hand on the nuclear button".

In 1517, Machiavelli had argued that sometimes it is "a very wise thing to simulate madness"

NOT a fan of
>arguing about ww2
>history buff mongs
>the darts/the cricket autist
>the shitty 'birdcucks' forced meme
>leftist twats
>rorke mongs

>>74725289
what does she do

anyone feel like they're getting a chip on their shoulder as they get older?

>>74725208
>>we need to topple foreign governments who purposefully fuck with the global market
neo-con. Purposefully fucking with the global market =/= looking after your own national economic interests.

>endanger 7,000,000,000+ people
Didn't know you were a moralist now after saying the Arabs didn't deserve well being. Saddam did nothing but threaten ethnic minorities.
>muh WMD
Neo-con lie. Think you need to return to 2005.

>>74725257
the CIA spoiled my milk and pinched my bollocks

Thailand what tea do you drink there? I can't find much normal black tea in bags besides this lipton yellow label

someone redpill me on Nixon

>>74725299
What about the Thai pedophile?

>>74725242
>One of Richard Nixon's top advisers and a key figure in the Watergate scandal said the war on drugs was created as a political tool to fight blacks and hippies, according to a 22-year-old interview recently published in Harper's Magazine.

>"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people," former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman told Harper's writer Dan Baum for the April cover story published Tuesday.

>"You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin. And then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities," Ehrlichman said. "We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."

>>74725302
my willy

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stupid smelly yanks btfo by me

>>74725302
receptionist at a hospital

>>74725311
Leftists didn't like him because he stopped the antiwar leftards like Weather Underground and Black Panthers from burning the country to the ground.

>>74725219
:3
>>74725231
>Lowestoft
don't get it

>>74725309
I mostly drink coffee but twinings English breakfast tea

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thoughts?

>"In a private dinner, Trump demanded loyalty. Comey demurred."

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/11/us/politics/trump-comey-firing.html

Holy shit lads lmao

>>74725293
Nixon was a great president
*gets arrested*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXXmjR0aCug&list=PLtIsNxOornVfvzQ_oviD9Tf4GpSbeiN6n

>>74725332
bit lovecraftian that

"receptionist" (student) at a "hospital" (primary school)

>>74725305
>Didn't know you were a moralist now after saying the Arabs didn't deserve well being.

They didn't earn it. They haven't earned it. That doesn't mean I hate them.

>. Purposefully fucking with the global market =/= looking after your own national economic interests.
No idea what you're even talking about.

Hussein. Gaddafi, Assad. All these people desperately try to fuck with the entire global market.

I thought you liberals loved the idea of globalization? It's kind of hard to be globalized when some fuckheads try to fuck it up for everyone, isn't it?

Some guy in a simultaneous exhibition once played a Damiano's Defense against Bobby Fischer and drew him, although Fischer didn't play at his strongest.

>>74725339
oh no, US citizens not wanting to go abroad and die for their rulers in a pointless failed war, how disgusting

why does it seem like muslim cunts were more progressive and liberal 60 years ago than they are now

>>74725380
These guys weren't average Americans, they were Marxist terror groups funded by the KGB.

>>74725357
not entirely sure what you mean by this.

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>>74725352
I must remain loyle to my capo

>>74725383
Because you're only looking at pics of their capital cities when the rural areas were still in the Middle Ages.

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>>74725339
>still defending the draft and the vietnam war in the present year

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death to those who say great britain

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>>74725053

So lads, about those churches?

>>74725365
>>. Purposefully fucking with the global market =/= looking after your own national economic interests.
>No idea what you're even talking about.
>Hussein. Gaddafi, Assad. All these people desperately try to fuck with the entire global market.
>I thought you liberals loved the idea of globalization? It's kind of hard to be globalized when some fuckheads try to fuck it up for everyone, isn't it?
Incoherent retard.
>>Hussein. Gaddafi, Assad. All these people desperately try to fuck with the entire global market.
Restating what you said is not an argument.
>muh global market!
>topple the nationalists who impede the flow!
You are a globalist.

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>>74725396
do you reckon Drumpf eats the gabagool

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>So lads, about those churches?

>>74725370
Fischer is kinda overrated as a player anyway. He dominated the American chess scene in the 60s, but never played well against international opponents. It was only for one brief period in the early 70s when he was truly a top-level player...and then he wouldn't defend his title and went on to become an obese raving /pol/tard. The end.

>>74725383
>western cultural influence is strong
>leaders are progressive socialist types and want to be "modern" so they push these reforms
>Islamist get mad, start attacking and killing their fellow countrymen
>gets so bad that they start killing tons of people at random
>Bin Laden and some others before him decide to attack the West instead as an example
>eventually 9/11
>USA goes apeshit and favour among sunni Muslims it had cultivated is lost.

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>>74725319
>Presley left Graceland and made his way to the airport, boarding a flight to Washington D.C. A few hours later Presley visited the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs headquarters in Washington D.C. The next day they were given a tour of FBI headquarters, where Presley offered his services as an undercover agent. Presley persuaded Nixon to give him a Drug Enforcement badge. Nixon apparently found the encounter awkward. The badge had no real authority. Elvis returned to Graceland the following day.

>>74725311
Calculating genius, but a cunt to be around and made too many enemies.

>>74725383
The ruling class in muslim countries never have to actually follow sharia law

saudi princes and their counterparts party, shag random birds, do drugs etc.

it's only the plebs that have to follow the pointless and made up rules found in a stupid fiction book fabricated over a thousand years ago.

this is the model that the globalists and one world government ultimately want to instate over the entire globe. constant surveillance and strict rules for the bottom 99.99% and a life of luxury for the elite.......

>>74725387
They weren't funded by the KGB.

>>74725428

>>74725451
it was his paranoia and insecurity that did him in mate

>>74725463

>>74725405
>>74725452
this tbqh
>>74725439
you forgot the part where the west funds islamists

>>74725430
Taking down the Soviet chess machine was an accomplishment to be sure since just like the Olympics, the Soviets cheated. A lot. Their grandmasters all had the best chess analysts providing them with the best possible moves. Fischer, while he was certainly conscripted by the US State Department in the name of Cold War politics, didn't have anywhere like the resources his Soviet opponents did.

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>tfw still too pussy to be roadman

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>given up on finding a girl to love after trying to date about a hundred different girls over the years
>start browsing tinder to just find someone to fuck
>tune comes on
>part of the playlist I used to listen to walking home from the station while thinking about some nice girl I knew
>almost a decade since I've had romantic feelings for a girl

Best to forget ey lads

>>74725473
>you forgot the part where the west funds islamists
Are they actually funding them. Or does the West simply trade with them, and the money gets passed along?

Huge difference btw

>>74725478
The US athletes were juicing too dude.

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>>74725412
my favorite American opera, Nixon in China, along with Miss Saigon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXXmjR0aCug&list=PLtIsNxOornVfvzQ_oviD9Tf4GpSbeiN6n

>>74725482
you aint no roadman

just go home man

how did ISIS get all those brand new toyota pickup trucks

why do chinks eat with sticks

what music do you lads listen to when you're doing the old studying

>>74725505
insurance must be mental for those things

taking all bets

the lad in vietnam: nonce or not?

>>74725517
they're pretty efficient once you learn how to use them
better for picking up smaller portions and noodles than a fork which often mutilates the food

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think i'm the only brit that's awake

>>74725487
both
the us has huge trade ties with saudi arabia, as well as direct aid for decades
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cyclone

>>74725527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws-4qWXTu7s

this

how can i have fun in minecraft lads

I bought it. what online is there?

>>74725496
>>74725412
If you guys didn't know, this anti-American kiwi is an admitted butthurt pooinloo diaspora.

>>74725554
>buying minecraft in 2020 - 3
dire state of you
its long past its golden age
have fun playing with autistic kids online

>>74725565
aside for the danish leftist, most european leftists on /int/ are nonwhite migrants

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How feasible would it be the murder all the birdcucks within earshot of my house

>shitty dog edits are enough to trigger yanks

keep up the good fight new zealand

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How do you like your Anzu in the morning?

>>74725565
pretty sure it's josie who is not indian

keep being deluded though

>leftists in america hate america
>leftists in britain hate britain and america

makes me think

>>74725575
Some of the most fun I've ever had in an online game has been playing faction servers with my friends with hacked clients 2bh, well past its "golden age" which actually never existed outside of a few online modes. Minecraft sold out when it could have been an actually interesting open world game.

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>>74725565
im an english ex-rorke radical centrist actually

>>74725581
Would be more feasible to just deafen yourself.

I have a fan that was about £15 I have on near constantly for white noise and you can buy ear mufflers.

Saw a homeless guy stroking a small, sleeping dog in a blanket while sitting on a street corner waiting for donations.

Bit sad

explain the birdcuck meme

>>74725609
I had lots of fun with it too and I bought it while it was still in early alpha, but it was the same deal, I had lots of friends who played it as well and some quality servers to use where the admins were either close with us or fairly decent.

desu after the hunger and adventure updates it got a bit tedious to play and not as fun
I only ever cared about building

>>74725430
Could he have beaten Karpov in 1975? Kasparov thinks Fischer would have won, but lost to Karpov in 78.

>>74725612
are all the kiwis here actually poms in disguise? there was another new zealand flag that used to post here but it was a welsh lad

>>74725638
imagine if you stole his dog and blanket

just imagine that

>>74725638
hate homeless people who ask for something for nothing

at least play a guitar or something

ELVIS
L
V
I
S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWVMXLSS1cA

Saw an australian guy stroking a small, sleeping dog in a blanket while sitting on a street corner waiting for donations.

Bit sad

>>74725642
near me the birds start chirping VERY loudly at around 4 am

when I hear them I realise I've fucked it and stayed up too late again

>>74725649
Nah dude, goyim can't beat jewish chessmasters

>>74725656
this was my first thought as well
>>74725638
should've pretended to put money in his bag
sometimes I'll clench the tips of my fingers, dip it in the coins, shuffle them, so it looks like I put a coin in there.

>>74725662
man Elvis looked pretty woggy

>>74725662
"Elvis slept with all of his female costars except one."

-- Mary Tyler Moore

>>74725662
what's your favorite elvis song?

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>why do people in olden day pictures never smile

food has improved immeasurably in the UK thanks to immigrants
music has improved immeasurably in the UK thanks to immigrants
film has improved immeasurably in the UK thanks to immigrants
art has improved immeasurably in the UK thanks to immigrants
haha downvotes for this. reckon all these things were better when we were living in a monoculture then lads?

high on weed and ritalin atm

my mouth is a desert

Moved from nottingham to sheffield a few years ago

back home there were homeless people but they were only in the city centre. Since I moved there's absolutely fucking tonnes of them, tiny little tesco near me in the suburbs and there's always at least 3 of the smelly twats that ask for change everytime you walk past

hate it

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WHAT'S YOUR PREFERENCE

KINGS PAWN
QUEENS PAWN
ENGLISH

I automatically disregard posts with an anime image.

>>74725685
good dogger

>>74725691
>ritalin

runt

>>74725687
I know you've probably just copied and pasted this off reddit but it's mad some people actually believe this when japan exists and is doing absolutely fine in terms of all of those things

>>74725691
woaaaahhhh sick!

>>74725668
ah yeah same here
>>74725670
Magnus Carlsen has the highest Elo ever

>>74725705
i know

every time someone posts about the queen dying, I still have to check google to see if it's actually true even though I know it's not

>>74725702
same, wish I could wring the neck of all the anime nonces

>>74725687
>food has improved immeasurably in the UK thanks to immigrants
true
>music has improved immeasurably in the UK thanks to immigrants
no
>film has improved immeasurably in the UK thanks to immigrants
debatable
>art has improved immeasurably in the UK thanks to immigrants
no clue

>>74725711
Love copy and pasting stuff from the old 'ddit, get so m many lovely (you)s

>>74725430
Karpov and Kasparov both surpassed Fischer as players anyway. His reign as the best chess player in the world was pretty short.

>>74725716
ah yes, (((Norwegians)))

wish i had a batshit mental disorder like dissociative identity disorder

>>74725675
Why? Are you that sad that you enjoy pretending to give homeless people money?

Karpov is awesome, Kasparov is a snide arrogant cunt

>>74725711
lefties like to think japan doesn't exist (doesn't fit their narrative)

>>74725685
niggerdogger

There's a giant fucking reptile attacking Tokyo right now holy shit tun on the news!

>>74725687
the food improved because of Empire, not immigrants
all the best British curries were created in Britain by Brits

music? naw, Britian had a fantastic music scene before
art and film? what notable or really great art/film has come about because of migrants?

>>74725681
The one he sang literally hours before he died on the toilet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG9ph9xkOrw

He still had it in him

>>74725737
Uh...yeah. Chess strategy is a continuously evolving thing; 19th century giants like Wilhelm Steinitz would be non-competitive today. Even while he was still alive, players like Tarrasch improved on his ideas.

>>74725774
wtf I hate japan now!

why don't fat people just eat less food

>>74725774
good, tokyo is a cesspit

>>74725774
Never mind. False alarm, turns out I'm just watching a movie.

>>74725687
>monoculture
no such thing!

why don't gay people just like women

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>>74725654
theres one kiwi from christchurch and another of indeterminate origin i believe

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>he thinks that reddit and 4chan don't have the same userbase

used to be fat but then I started exercising and eating less food

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any kiwis here?

why are there so many good jewish chess players?

>>74725812
>christchurch
thatsa me, live in dunedin though

cousin is the same age as me

moved to australia when he was about 12 and now he's got an australian accent

bit weird when I saw him for the first time in a years

>>74725780
classical theory is still dominant
no modernist/hypermodern player has won a world title

>>74725737
Karpov isn't the most popular World Champion ever for a number of reasons:

>widely seen as a slimy creature of the Soviet system, unlike Kasparov the heroic liberashka
>personality of a doorstop (coming between two of the most colorful World Champs ever, that's kind of hard to live down)
>his style of play is defensive-based and not exciting to look at

NEW soon...

>>74725851
might as well make one right now. it's not as if el janito is still awake

>>74725812
pure gold, are you making these or getting them from somewhere?

>10% of all under 5s in the 2011 UK census were muslim

mad when you think about it. it's probably gonna be 20% in the 2021 census lol

>>74725830
Jews are clever (not clever enough to not get CAUSTED though haha)

>>74725830
here is the long answer:

http://web.mit.edu/fustflum/documents/papers/AshkenaziIQ.jbiosocsci.pdf

>Our general hypothesis is that high IQ test scores of Ashkenazim, along with their
unusual pattern of abilities, are a product of natural selection, stemming from their
occupation of an unusual social niche. All the required preconditions–low inward gene
flow and unusually high reproductive reward for certain cognitive skills, over a longenough
period–did exist. These preconditions are both necessary and sufficient, so such a
selective process would almost inevitably have this kind of result. The pattern of high
achievement among Ashkenazi Jews and the observed psychometric results are certainly
consistent with this hypothesis.

I can prove Brittany is legit UK clay

>>74725864
how many non-muslim jfs are there in britain?

>>74725778
>all the best British curries were created in Britain by Brits
Bit of a tautology.

>>74725830
Nazi propaganda widely put forth the claim that Jews like Steinitz, Tarrasch, and Lasker played stingy, cowardly defensive chess while Aryan players like Morphy, Anderssen, Marshall, Capablanca, and Alekhine played bold offensive chess.

>>74725863
making them
thinking of marketing them to reddit

>>74725833
good to hear he was abe to be saved

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>>74725876
*proves Brittany is legit UK clay*
beat ya to it, kid.

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watched the dark knight rises and realised that bane is islam and batman is the west

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>>74725902

>>74725904
who was cia then?

and dr pavel?

>>74725895
they may not appreciate the irony, they're a thick bunch

might see some arguments over whether you actually support trump or not

FREE FREE PALESTINE

>>74725894
reminds me of this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsche_Physik

>>74725912
Benis in bagina :DDDD

anyone remember the bogdanov meme

Is it true that Western Australia is the best part of australia?
that's what a lot of people say.

The same retarded discussion about Jews and it's aways a fucking American with this, holly fuck can you stop being this fag?

>>74725916
The incompetent American intelligence services.

Saddam.

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>>74725904
Bane?

>>74725933
no, it's qld

>>74725933
>that's what a lot of people say.
I don't think anyone aside from WA autists have ever, EVER said that

honestly can't stand brazil. wish it would leave

Why are Australians so racist?

>>74725882
82% white british

5% white other

13% non white

5% are muslim so 13% are others JFs

Go to /pol/ please, i can't stand this level of mental illness

>>74725941
bravo nolan

>>74725935
>t. sephardim

Consider this: On the UK census 2nd generation immigrants that are white are counted in the same category as natives

2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th etc. generation immigrants that are black, mixed or asian are counted in the same category as 1st generation black, mixed or asian immigrants.

bit racist, no?

Does Brazil have any sort of infrastructure not made out of cardboard?

i think the brazilian might be the same character as Algerian. same talking points and writing style

>>74725887
so I guess the use of pepper or cloves in European cuisine is because of Indonesian immigrants and not trade? you can't use something without taking half the population too?

>>74725941
>American intelligence services
>incompetent
i bet you think they unironically spent $40,000 on a toilet haha you clueless dog

>>74725985
yes, I built max railways and factories in every state

t. liquoria pro

>>74725985
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itaipu_Dam
>The Itaipu Dam's hydroelectric power plant produced the most energy of any in the world, setting a new world record in 2016, 103,098,366 megawatt hour (MWh); and had surpassed the Three Gorges Dam plant in 2016 and 2015 in energy production.

>>74725980
what's you point?

>>74726018
why do I see so many brazilians against hydropower? how does it fuck the environment?

>>74726018
And the Romans built aqueducts 2000 years ago that are still used today. Your point?

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>>74725919
exactly, salivating at the thought

https://lichess.org/YrzDurx3
anyone want to play a game?

time for beddy byes

>>74725774
wouldn't doubt it

>>74725894
Steinitz in his youth played the colorful, offensive-based Romantic chess of the mid-19th century, then introduced positional play at Vienna in 1873. His methodology was still imperfect in a lot of ways; he liked to erect fortress-like positions that left his pieces very little room to move, and often he did it simply to showcase his chess ideas rather than because it was the best thing to do. Tarrasch improved on his playing by giving pieces more space and development.

He didn't play competitive chess for 15 years between 1873 and 1888, but he contributed extensively to chess journals and got into ferocious arguments over critics of his defensive-based chess. While living in London, he was the subject of anti-Semitic attacks from certain British papers, which induced him to move to New York City in 1883. Unfortunately some American papers reprinted the attacks from the British press, but others came to his defense.

Steinitz didn't lose a tournament for almost 25 years (keeping in mind that he didn't play for almost 15 of them), but finally fell in the WCM to the youthful Emanuel Lasker in 1894. A rematch three years later ended in an embarrassing defeat; like Muhammed Ali, he definitely stayed in the ring too long (Lasker was 27 and Steinitz 60, making it the greatest age gap in a World Championship match ever). He died in a New York mental institution in 1904 penniless and insane.

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awwwwwww'ight you foren twats, 'bout time you lot got goin' 'ome!

>>74726055
don't click viruses thank you very much

>>74726044
Fucks a lot, it produces a huge amount of Methane and destroys a huge area of forests usually

doing a comfy re-read through of prison school now that the endless terrible filler arc they had going has ending. what brit approved chinese cartoons should i read/watch?

>>74725994
I don't understand. You're differentiating between British and Indian curries but all the best British curries by default have to be British and created in Britain by Brits, or else they're still Indian or whatever else.

>>74725998
First I'm hearing of this.

absolutely MAD that there's people who go their ENTIRE lives being fat disgusting smelly lumps of jelly and shave years or decades off their life when they could literally just eat a bit less food and be a normal weight

mind absolutely BOGGLES at the prospect of being a fat cunt

>>74726082
I don't understand though, how does it fuck the surrounding forest? I know it raises water levels but why can't they have the same amount of water going through and keep the water levels the same

and how does it produce methane?

ireland is third world

>>74726096
DONT fatshame mate. how dare you get mad at people who eat all of the food everyone else wants to eat but doesn't because theyre responsible and then demand respect for having eaten all of that food

>>74726096
my thoughts 1:1

most /brit/ yanks are ok (because they're domesticated). There are one or two that are still quite runtish, however, the difference between these yanks and /cum/ yanks is still night and day.

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Holy fuck lads

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/article-4497424/4chan-creator-found-dead-in-new-hampshire-hotel.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/article-4497424/4chan-creator-found-dead-in-new-hampshire-hotel.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/article-4497424/4chan-creator-found-dead-in-new-hampshire-hotel.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/article-4497424/4chan-creator-found-dead-in-new-hampshire-hotel.html

turd world

thailad are you here?

>>74726116
what are you on about

they're all fucking awful, their good posts are only funny by chance not intention

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/article-4497432/queen-eats-royal-corgies.html

FUCK

>>74726119
Nice clickbait.

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enjoy making terrible posts and then hiding behind my anonymity

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>tfw being a domesticated house yank for my betters in the commonwealth

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all my dentists are british
thanks for the white flight, new pakistan

posting chair thought:

if we didn't have so much food, there wouldn't be half as many fatties

a good global famine would set things straight, and us thinnies would have the advantage cos we're used to not eating constantly

>>74726116
Yeah, when I post on /brit/ I think yanks are alright

go on /pol/ and it's like the yanks are feral, absolute cringe fest

>>74726133
some of them make really good posts

especially the one that posts his arse.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIgQj30Sy8I

>>74726097
The forest area is flooded and the animals rins to other forests spots, messing all shit around, many dangerous animals go to suburbs and stuff depending of the place.
The wood under water when decomposed produces Methane

i dont like /brit/ yanks but i despise non-/brit/ yanks
the ones here are 99.9% irredeemable but the others are just unspeakably worse

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slovenia is a better country than britain

doing a big think: if diversity is our strength, is miscegenation our weakness?

>>74726155
we actually probably wouldn't have much of an advantage because the fatties have so much energy stored on themselves. if we could survive the first few months, we'd be fine but they'd be rough

the internet was infinitely better when there weren't so many non-white countries that had access to it

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>tfw don't give a shit what a bunch of oceanian runts think about my posts

>>74726172
This proves that IHDI is stupid

>>74726155
I've heard that the people who went through rationing during the war ate less even after rationing stopped because of the habits that had been instilled into them

>>74726167
all brazilians should be killed
you lot are fucking up that lovely bit of nature with everything you do
need you all out of business pronto

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>>74726173
you're right lad but don't go telling anyone

don't like kiwis

waging a war of attrition on lichess, reckon i will wear him down with mind games

>>74726192
Same.

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Anzu smack me

>>74726153
*pats you*
*scratches you*
*feeds you a burger*
good boy!

guys youtube just fucking shat itself for me
the play/pause button and progress bar disappeared and some videos have a giant black bar on the right side like the entire video was shifted left.
embed links dont work either
the fuck is wrong with my browser

Absolutely howling


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_oIUHRRCTM

>>74726199
Dude what the fuck why so mad

>>74726172
slavic communism > tory britain tbqh

>>74726210
want her to spit on me and call me names

>>74726238
not mad just want you all killed

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>completing the captcha before thinking of a post

>tfw no Jap gf

>>74726198
eating is 100% habit and learning based. it's what fat runts don't seem to understand.

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>>74726234

why did styxhexenhammer change his intro from "alright youtube" to "alright everyone"?

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>>74726197
or maybe it just proves slovenia is a better country?

The three banes of jonathon pie's existence:

1. brexit
2. trump
3. Tory majority

>>74726242
So fuck you, sheep banger

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>>74726259

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alright youtube

>>74726242
never agreed with a kiwi post before, but this is a good one

>>74726259
Jesus christ

Socialism really fucked your country in the 70s

>>74726267
dont get personal mate im not advocating insults just genocide

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>>74726266
>three banes

https://chineseposters.net/index.php
Cool site
i like chinese art style

>>74726291
But i what to insult you, if you my genocide why showing my hate towards you is wrong? kiwi cunt

oi dunners whens your house party brother my mate davo wants to know

fucks bastarding sake
SCREAMING at the sky

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>>74726296

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>>74726297

>>74726259
>>74726290
WTF just looked at what the education index is

It makes up a 3rd of the HDI calculation and it's literally just calculated from how many years people go to school.

nothing about the quality of the education or the grades achieved which is bizarre

is this supposed to be banter? feel bad for them ffs >>74726247

>be british
>live in a closet that has a rent of £5000 a month
>can't get a job anywhere else other than call centres
>leaving the EU so the economy is tanking further
>half the country needs government assistance just to make sure they get their essentials

ah yes, DEFINITELY better than Slovenia

>>74726328
WTF

>>74726328
Yeah these indexes are shite

HDI is good though cause we're number 2

If weather and language were factors of HDI then we'd be number 1

>>74726172
to be fair, it is definitely the best slav country

>>74726349
>language

If i move to brisbane from melbourne i'll be paid less but rent will be cheaper and it will be warmer

considering it

>>74726371
and you'll be in memecity. meet me at flying cock or laruche m8

doing a be on the border of an anxiety attack

Is the Slovenian /the traitor/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhL2UJtkxmI

Sometimes reee at the fact I wasn't born in somewhere like southern spain

imagine having a cheeky sleep in the middle of the day, dossing around at work then coming back and eating nice food with family all evening

What's the chance i'll die in a flood or cyclone if i move to Brisbane?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/05/09/gas-masks-wooden-shields-gardening-gloves-the-essential-items-of-venezuelas-protest-movement/
this is quite exciting
wish stuff like this happened in the first world
would love to go to war in the streets and utilise my expertise in pre-gunpowder military tactics to organise my side into a lethal skirmishing force, whichever side it may be

>>74726067
After becoming World Champion, Dr. Emanuel Lasker reigned unquestioned for a quarter century. Like Steinitz, he was also the occasional subject of anti-Semitic attacks, although some of it may also have been jealousy at his educational attainments and career as a mathematics professor, since unlike some players, he had a life and source of income outside of chess.

Lasker defended his title four times in 1907-1910, but a planned World Championship against Akiba Rubinstein in 1914 was aborted by World War I. He thus remained undisputed World Champion until finally being toppled by Capablanca in 1919. After the Nazi takeover of Germany, he was induced by Soviet chess authorities to move to the USSR; although he continued to play some tournaments there, he was getting old and no longer a top player--his victory in the 1937 Leningrad tournament at the age of 68 was a swansong of his career. The Great Purge in the Soviet Union caused him to move once again, this time to the US where he spent his final years in New York City, dying in 1941.

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HE'S A FAGGOT! FAGGOT! HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT!

MY GRANDFATHER WOULD HAVE HANGED THIS FAGGOT!

Ah yes


(((THE EU)))

>>74726408
very slim

your chances of being significantly inconvenienced by a flood or cyclone are pretty high though

>>74726413
It happens a lot, are you an idiot?

tell me about america

thanks

>>74726408
the only people who die in floods here are fucking mongs who try to drive through flood water then get out of their car and try to swim for it. if your brain functions and you're not a completely delusional spasmoid, you'll be fine.

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Wish I was Slovenian

>>74726426
>in the first world
american protesters just hold up signs and scream and cry when they get arrested
londoners just smash windows and steal basmati rice from tesco
havent seen a good territorial european hand-to-hand conflict since ukraine i think

might get a visa sponsorship from a company in Austin, TX

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SHART! SHART! BOG FART!

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE SHART!

been 10 minutes

coffee is still too hot

>>74726437
Can't stand the way he speaks, that sucking sound when he does the "S" sound is disgusting.

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>>74726338
DELETE

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>reading the UN report on how ihdi is calculated
>see this

http://report.hdr.undp.org/

doing a BIG hmmmm

REALLY starting to think that a certain group of people might actually be trying to undermine western civilisation

Read up on the Kalergi plan

do you think people whose last name is "graves" would prefer to be cremated when they die so people won't make fun of their gravestones?

>>74726475
good question

>Wake up early
>Visit /brit/
>Yanks and Ozzies everywhere
Heya lads :3

>>74726443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NljVxqRpbw0

>>74726475
question that matters

>>74726423
Are you referencing michael richards here?

>>74726502
>first world
>european

do you think people whose last name is "ash" would prefer to be buried when they die so people won't make fun of saying "spreading john ash's ashes"?

>>74726488
>>74726507
asking because its my best friends name

don't want to embarrass him and myself by asking him

>>74726518
Or, you know, the Pokemon jokes.

>>74726527
Only a FUCKING YANK would make such an autistic point.

>>74726492
been up all night
how are you?

>>74726518
It's usually spelt Ashe so I don't think so.

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Tell me Jerry. Jerry, Jerry, is he... a nigger?

>>74726471

new thread

>>74726518
>>74726527
>tfw first name is Ash
>Was 7ish when the whole pokemon craze started
I fucking owned that shit for a couple years

black haired girls with brown eyes aren't white and you're a race traitor if you try to racemix with them

>>74726543
Did he get away with what he said because he's jewish?

Short hair on girls makes them objectively less attractive

>>74726674
couldn't agree more, it's men who are bi-curious