/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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>Arkansas

>>74724821
When's the original painting from, anyway? Shit looks like a meme.

>>74724821
I hate the Mormon who drew this for making the Wehrmacht soldier recoil

I also just hate Mormons in general though

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also here is updated version of OP

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>dixiecucks

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>yankees

>>74724946
A thin black stroke around the text would have made it more legible.

>>74724922
>when you try to make Nazi America look bad but it just looks like our idealized vision of the 1950s
This is like Starship Troopers all over again

>>74724983
Eh, just looks kinda stupid IMHO. What's with the big-ass "Reich" light-up sign on the right? Do you know any other country that puts up signs that just say "Empire"?

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>>74725040
the left are subtle aren't they?

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>>74724880

>>74724821
>putting /chi/ on the spanish one when /ibe/ and /esp/ exist
>not putting the /chi/ on the Native

What a fuck up

>>74725040
I assumed it was part of a logo, like with Victory Cigarettes

I was talking more about John Smith's house and how it just ends up looking like Mad Men with arm bands

>>74725040
reich is not empire, it's reign, and yes they do

>>74725040
It looks like a sign for a show.

If you look right under it you can see the classic theater sign.

>>74725082
I speak German. It is not. From Duden:

>Reich, das
>sich meist über das Territorium mehrerer Stämme oder Völker erstreckender Herrschaftsbereich eines Kaisers oder einer Kaiserin, eines Königs oder einer Königin o.Ä.

"domain of an emperor or empress, king or queen, etc., usually extending over the territory of several tribes or peoples"

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Stop playing video games.

>guy I know found a recipe for Nashville hot catfish
>posts his on Facebook, says it's "fancy"

It's fucking comfort food. Tasty comfort food, but you don't got to go anywhere with a dress code to get some fried fish.

Looks like he got the recipe from a magazine or some shit, you can see it in the photo. There's a wine glass in the corner of the magazine picture and it's on a real clean tablecloth to make it look upscale.

>>74725669
You just jealous cause you ain't got no class :^)

>>74725669
Why would a Californian care about Nashville Catfish

How can I better cultivate and develop my inner Southerner, /dixie/? So far I've seduced a cousin and joined the nearest Baptist church

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>Baptists

I care about Nashville catfish.

>>74725781
t. Tadg O'Reilly

>>74725745
Dress like a Southerner:
https://www.abbevilleinstitute.org/blog/how-and-why-to-dress-like-a-southern-conservative-part-i/

>>74725721
Naw, don't get me wrong, I like me a glass of wine or two with some good food, but this shit's just silly.
>>74725740
No clue. Probably just saw the recipe in whatever magazine he's got and decided to make it. He was a vegetarian until just a year ago or so, so he's still catching up on all the delicious animals he never ate.

>>74725745
>So far I've seduced a cousin
It's only okay if it's a second cousin, not first.

Wish I could have fucked one of my cousins

Can't sleep

>>74729547
Why's that?

>>74730174
Can't get comfortable

>>74730192
Watch something on Netflix or whatever, or listen to music for a little, then try again.

If there's shit going on that's making too much noise, I can't recommend myNoise enough (http://mynoise.net/). Every kind of sound generator you could imagine, all customizable, not looped (so you don't hear the sound start over again). Most everything on there is totally free, and a one-time donation gets you some cool extra features, as well as early access to new sounds.

If you need a recommendation, I've been using Rainy Riverbank to go to sleep lately.

>>74730396
Watching a guy mill the stuff for a clock rn

Why are you always up anyway?

>>74730451
I'm not. Just up at weird hours—I tend to wake up in the afternoon (around 2–3) and go to sleep in the morning (around 6–7). In practice, I go to sleep a little while after most of y'all wake up, y'all go to work while I'm sleeping, and by the time that's over I'm getting up.

>>74730754
Alright. Goodnight bud

>>74730860
'night man.

>>74730396
Thank you for this, I'm a bit of a sound generator addict and I hadn't heard of this yet.

>>74730980
Great, ain't it? All I use now. He's also the dev of https://calmyleon.com/.

myNoise has an app too, if you got an iOS or Android device. Some generators free, some paid, or you can donate some larger amount ($20 I think) through the app and get 'em all on there forever.

>>74731164
that one's really nice

Good morning buds
Gonna make me some crepes

>>74724821
GOD DAMN THE BASTERDIZATION OF JESUS DRIVES UP A FUCKING WALL

READ THE GOD DAMN BOOK

BESIDE HIM NOT SUCK HIS DICK IN WORSHIP

YO UARE SUPPOSED TO BECOME A BEING ON THE LEVEL OF JESUS

FUCKADLKFJA
SDLFKJSA
DLF

>>74731745
christianity's been very far off from the bible for over a thousand years now. you ain't actually expecting the average christian to read the bible, right?

>>74731745
painting's by a mormon, so it's not by a Christian anyway.

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>the media talking about one guy being cannned by Trump for three days straight
pls stop

>>74724821
Will gladly contribute the flip masses in the next crusade
Praise be to Jebus

>>74732627
It's the same here, stupid shit. Every time someone turns on a TV to put the news on it's that.
TV news in general is complete horseshit, really. One thing happens and they spend days rehashing it with "experts" and making all kinds of random predictions.

>>74734095
It's just the BBC online edition with me, I don't have a TV. They've been live blogging the "fallout" from Comey's firing for two days now.

It's like people think the Director of the FBI is Inspector Gadget and was personally investigating Trump all by himself or something.

>>74734275
What I wouldn't give to sell all the TVs in this place, hah. When I move I don't intend to get one, except maybe to hook up to my computer. No cable for me, thanks.

>>74734619
I'll probably end up getting one for sports and movies. Also local news in the mornings can be pretty comfy.

I mostly don't have one here because of the much -mocked TV license and lack of space.

>>74734793
>sports
I'm mostly a baseball kinda guy, and I can stream that, so I'm good.
>local news
True, most of em have pretty good websites now though.

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oh god what

>>74736830
0.o wat's this??

>>74739420
think he's taping or recording everything in the oval office like Nixon did.

>>74731970
clergy and dogma
dogma and clergy

ruining everything forever and ever

>>74732115
I think I'll ready the mormon bible

Im curious maybe there is something worthwhile in its pages

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>Im curious maybe there is something worthwhile in its pages

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>>74742212
I quite doubt it, but it's always worth a look.

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>>74742212
>maybe there is something worthwhile in its pages

>>74744148
>>74744657
>>74745487

ok I read it online

I wonder how people get divided into these subsects

this is just a guy writing stories in bible style verses

it is immediately recognizable how different it is

Is it it the polygamy thing that wins them over?

>>74746150
The church rejects polygamy now, I think it can get you excommunicated or something

I think it's more because Mormons are more traditionalist than mainstream Christians and some people like that

>been here 2 years nearly
>everytime I speak to a new person they ask about my accent
Gettin old 2bh

>>74746305
Why are there so many dixiespora in England

>>74746385
americans cant be bothered to learn a new language.
>2 english, a australian and an american couple live in my town
>the english and australian couples learned turkish in 3-4 months
>americans cant speak a word of it even though they lived here for 2 years

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>>74746494
God Bless

>>74746603
they are lovely people and everyone likes them, i have no idea why they pretty much refuse to learn the language though

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>>74746494
Good.

>>74732627
The obvious anti trump and really, anti conservitivism of the news here is REALLY noticeable as an outsider
That blonde lady on...ITV news think it is, is so biased its cringy

>>74746681
Maybe everyone they work with speaks English

>>74746724
Forgot to namefag

>>74746681
There are plenty of Brits that move elsewhere and refuse to learn the local language too, just ask the Spanish.

ITT: the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Dixieland

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>tfw didn't move to the UK like everyone else

Anyhow, I miss southern food bad. Would pay 100 bucks for some Bojangles chicken and biscuits. They have KFC here but its a different menu

>>74747101
Same. I only had it once here, wasn't too much of a fan of it in the South, even worse here. Also expensive as hell. The rest of the fried chicken places all seem to be Paki-run stuff that's even worse.

>>74747206
Yeah I went in KFC when I first moved here and ordered like I would back home and they never heard of most of it lol, so much for KFC. They have a krispy kreme here though so theres that

>>74747101
Could be worse, the only foreign food chains here are McDonalds, BK, Dominos and some Swedish hamburger place. Everything else is Sushi, domestic Pizza chains and kebab places.
Hell, I've had to ask friends to send me spices and shit just so I could cook the food I wanted because you simply can't get it here.

>>74747364
>I've had to ask friends to send me spices and shit just so I could cook the food I wanted because you simply can't get it here.
That's fucked lmao

>>74747364
wew, what did you need?

>>74747364
Gettin most southern ingredients is hard here too. Cant even get buttermilk half the time, had to order canned pumpkin online lol

>>74747480
Last time I asked to get something sent it was just cornmeal and some proper dried chili pepper.
The closest place to get those things is Sweden (or Germany by boat), and that's too far and too expensive.
>>74747519
I'd be pissed if I could get a pumpkin, luckily that's one of the few things that're actually sold here.

>>74747364
Even we have more american food chains here wtf

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My grandma was just diagnosed with alzheimers

>>74748908
LITERALLY mine too

>>74748908
>>74748928
That sucks

>>74748980
Yeah its going to mess my mom up too seeing her degrade over the next few years I reckon. Might be some fucked up times ahead for my family

Have to take summee classes buds

>>74746732
the cashiers at the market sure as hell doesnt speak english

>>74749398
You should probably change that so you can attract more tourist sweetie :))

>>74749398
Ive never met a muslim until I moved here and westernized muslims actually have a lot in common with southerners Ive found, get on with them easily 2bh

>>74749825
>generelizing everyone from MENA as ''muslims''
triggered tbqh

>>74749684
the cashiers in tourist spots know english,hell the cashiers in tourist spots know russian and arabic as well, but i live in a hilltown in bumfuck nowhere

>>74750117
Yeah once I submited that post I was like damn I just did the american lump everyone from a country into one box thing again
I try to not do stereotypical stuff like that now that I live abroad but I still catch myself saying shit like "well in america we do it like X"

>>74750279
Im LITERALLY shaking right now.

Jokes aside, its okay tbqh. I know most people do it without meaning harm.
Just use less ''muslim'' and more ''arab,berber,turk'' etc. Much like you shouldnt call everyone from east asia as ''orientals''

>>74750497
>Much like you shouldnt call everyone from east asia as ''orientals''
Arr rook same

>>74750559
ÇİNG ÇONG BİNG BONG
Şpürdo şparde :DDD

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A gooks a gook and a raghead is a raghead 2bh

The real question is if Turkbud is a fedora

moving out of /dixie/ desu, bros. Now headed to Vermont.

>>74750994
gay

>>74751051
>Not "fag"
guess how I know you're not /dixie/?

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>>74750994
have a fun trip bud.

>>74750895
>fedora
im not edgy enough probably.

>>74750792
>Getting lumped in with ar*bs
Stop

>>74751096
Am I the one living in the People's Republic of Bernie, Ben, and Jerry?

>>74750994
Lived in Vermont for 2 years
Tumblr as fuck, cold as fuck and queer as fuck
But nice enough people

>>74751161
better than living in jew york

nah I'd wager your a califag dixieboo.

>>74751177
It was either VT and keep my guns or Jew york and noguns. I made the only choice i could.

>>74751242
Just move to the West

>>74751321
>Just move to the West
>when my new job is at a NY pharmaceutical
y tho?

>>74751378
Burlington?

>>74751378
Get another job then

>>74751419
Nah, Bennington.

I hate both Trump and the left.

We need a radical centrist president.

>>74751467
wew, youre moving to a straight twin peaks tier town

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>>74751572
*blocks your path*

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>>74751572
Or you could do the right thing and go no step on snek

>>74751572
>macron
good luck

>the globalists has even cucked the centrists

>>74751653
Only in France could somebody like him actually be considered a center candidate.

>>74751593
It's not that bad. I am going there from north of Bonham, TX.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff58W_m2ipk
the singers sound so fucking hilarious jesus

>>74751703
>first canada now france
when will the mad french stop with torturing themselves

>>74751737
yeah that accent (or whatever you might call it) from recordings of singing from that time is parodied in anglo media a lot.

>>74751737
I don't find it all that funny sounding tbqh.

>>74751970
it's still a pretty bad rendition of it regardless, doesn't have any heart.

>>74751970
the main singer sounds like a flaming homosexual.
Either that or a yankee thats trying to mock the song, but thats just my opinion.
Latin languages all sound kinda funny to me though

>>74751653
A version of Macron that enforces our immigration laws, is economically center right, and doesn't say shit like "There is no such thing as French culture" would be perfectly fine.

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>tfw if you use American English outside of this general you immediately get called out by five other UK flags
should have just bought a VPN

>>74752499
you can always RP as a paki

>>74752031
>>74752099
I see what you mean now
There are definitely better versions out there
>>74752499
just call them a nonce, that'll shut them up

Underrated things:
Cute bats
Indian girls
C. H. U. D.
The South's potential for secession

Aluminium

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>>74752707

>tyre
Refuse to use that one

>>74752755
makes me question why my phone keeps recommending me that word when I never use it that way

Reminder that people who bring up the federal money coming into the South are almost always including agricultural subsidies which we don't need anyway

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bump

who /texas/ here?

>>74752852
reminder that it doesn't matter because they need to fix the shit they broke anyway

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>had to work in the rain all day
>new guys got to go home but i had to stay
>moved roughly 250 3-gallon potted plants around

now is the time for a beer run

>>74755988
Enjoy your 40 minute drive

>>74756044
at least ill be sitting down

reminder that this is one of the best generals on this board and it hasn't even been a month yet

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>>74756708
this

also we should keep up historic discussions of old america, i think that's become our strongpoint

>>74757008
>tfw no moralistic agrarian Southern Republic with strong ties to Britain
Why live

>>74757088
I'd be for this if they could only into right to bear arms. They're huge cunts about it as it is.

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>>74752672
>C. H. U. D.
my man

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Imagine if we could genetically engineer blacks to have human levels of intelligence and aggression. Having a big think about this premise lads.

Why did FDR have him assassinated /dixie/ ?

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>>74757506

Fuck, forgot picture.

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>>74757546

>>74757368
I was talking about us being close commercially and diplomatically, I don't want them making our laws

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Bit too much extreme free speech in this thread.
Tone it down a bit.

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Ima throw a fuck in a southern belle and she gon have my baby

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>tfw no qt dixie gf

>>74757666
Of course not, that's not what I thought you meant, but they really do need to tone down the 1984 shit to be best friends like we would have been if we'd won the war.

>>74757881
Congrats bud

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>>74757850
oh lord I entered the url and it's real.

>>74758135
It sounds stupid to us, but I think that's how a lot of foreigners perceive free speech in the US. Many places have laws against hate speech, which is actually protected in the US (as long as you don't threaten violence, basically).

>>74758557
It's not free speech unless it's protecting someone you hate

what's the point when there's only one opinion that you can voice

>>74757850
>Extreme Free Speech
HAAAAAAAHAHA
owait, it'sreal.

RIP Britain.

>>74758557
I can guarantee you that this isn't a normal thing to say in Europe. You're right in that there aren't similar protections as ours in most of Western Europe, but this would seem like a ridiculous thing to say to most Brits.

>>74758624
>>74758766
I'm reminded of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbFPIZuHy8s
It's from one of the main streets in São Paulo, Brazil. The police officer behind the camera says she's "under arrest for racism" while she repeats "I'm not going, I won't". This started because she told the police that they "need to pick up this trash, this monkey", referring to a homeless, dark-skinned paraplegic who was in her way on the street.

I thought that sounded strange at first, but it turns out you can actually be arrested for racism in Brazil.

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>>74758766
>most brits

how about the ones in charge

The Bongs don't have a Constitution because they used to know how to be free

>>74759001

Anglo's are truly a subhuman species.

>>74759065
What does that make you then you Kraut fuckstick

>>74759097
a Kraut cuckstick, desu.

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>>74759065
good thing the south is a bastion of the celts

>>74759097

>If you're not Anglo then you're a Kraut

You're correct, but that's an absurd assumption to make my Ar-Kansas friend.

>>74759248
The Midwest is full of G*rmans

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>>74759248
>You're correct, but that's an absurd assumption to make my Ar-Kansas friend.

how is it absurd if he was correct

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>>74759287

I'm not from the mid west if that is what you are implying. On the topic of genetic makeup of an area though, the south isn't generally known for its white skin you know, I have my doubts that you are full blooded A*glo, consider that a blessing.

>>74759410

Because it's still an assumption, there are many types of ethnicities within the US, and for him to guess one of them out of the blue without asking is absurd, but that just my point of view, I understand where you are coming from though my other Ar-Kansas friend.

>>74759410
What did you get

>>74759519
>the south isn't generally known for its white skin you know,
Unironically retarded

>>74759519
I want to know what the "others" are.

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>>74759554

It's true, either that or dumb fat rednecks.

>>74759602
It only shows up as African American because half of the whites respond as American instead of Scotch-Irish

>>74759590
It says it below the legend

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>>74759602
that's dumb fat well armed rednecks

>>74759590

ayy lmaos O_o

>>74759642

I think you're replying to the wrong map mate.

>>74759686

>Nebraska only 19.8%
>Fucking California has a higher gun ownership percentage

wut

>>74759759
I'm replying to your post

>>74759789

I know, I just though it would be more appropriate to reply to the heritage map instead of the IQ map.

>>74759642
>half of the whites respond as American instead of Scotch-Irish

there's actually a large portion of colonization that went unrecorded for roughly 200+ years

from the early 1500s on til right around 1700 there was steady scotch irish and scottish expansion westward into less populated regions in the south (the beginning of migration across the appalachians), at the same time the indians there were adopting euro style agriculture and starting to regroup after their semi-extinction level plague

ive got a book on it that i need to start on, but its dry as fuck, its less a cohesive book and more a collection of essays on the topic

>>74759759
im not really sure whats up with nebraska, ive yet to find an answer

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>>74759834
I thought it would be more appropriate for me to reply to your FACE

>>74759891

NO U YOUR GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH SAY THAT TO MY FACE IRL NOT ON A MONGOLIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

>>74759642
Oh, so it does. Hurr durr.
>>74759946
Dunno 'bout you, if someone walked up to me and said "I thought it would be more appropriate for me to reply to your FACE" I'd think they were crazy.

>>74760948
Me in the state

>>74760948
Me on the left

Fuck corn. And fuck Korn too.

Reminder that corn subsidies are going to kill us all

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>>74761488
*slaps your bass*

>>74761509
Excellent post

Here's Elton John playing Americana:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKXDYMrIqTI

>>74761362
>he's rice

i'm a big fan

>>74761298
i remember submitting a design for the state quarter back in like 4th or 5th grade

i drew a deer inside a diamond with arkansas written underneath in cursive

the garbage cursive is what killed my chances im sure

>tfw not redneck penman

Agrarianism and rural life, not urbanization and city degeneracy OK. Praise God

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>>74762002
You guys should have added colour to your state quarters. We do it all the time here, we have coloured poppies, flags, birds, breast cancer ribbons, soldier ribbons, etc. They're pretty cool

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>>74762176
>monopoly money

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>>74762176
"Je me souviens" would be a great motto for Dixie too

>>74762206
If it's worth as much as monopoly money, why not go all in?

>>74762206
Confederate dollars came in greens, purples, reds, blues, and yellows too. The exact colours Canadian money uses in fact

>>74762252
I like the aesthetic of Canadian currency desu

Fuck your queer ass flowers and ribbons

>>74762242
It's a lot better here when our dollar is weak compared to the American dollar. It hurts us a lot when it's as strong or stronger. Right now American markets have a reason to buy Canadian products, once the dollar here rises they don't and it hurts business. I have seen companies shut down over it, but right now my town has started more businesses in just the last couple years than it did over the previous decade.

>>74762333
That's true, but I still need to make fun of Canada, simply because.

>>74762310
Oh yeah, I forgot, America wasn't on Flander's fields at Ypres or Paschendale. You were busy watching your women fight for voting rights (a cancer far worse than that of the breast) and raising a generation who would go on to make beer illegal.

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>>74762437
>the Brits and the Frogs suck at war so much we won their war for them in under a year

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>>74762176
>>74762218

gotta say i like the old school look of a cleanly minted coin a bit more

>>74762507
Sort of, but only tangentially. US soldiers didn't win the war, the US Navy did, through boring but essential convoy duty. Britain was starving, America protected shipping and kept the trade routes open.
Canada and Australia bailed Britain and France out in the trenches.

>>74762577
America deployed nearly 20 million men in ww2
Canada had like one million, you adorable little tykes

>>74762577
I was joking, sorry bud

>>74762770
Canada was heavily involved in the liberation of the Lowlands

Can't wait until June buds

>>74762800
Nobody said Canada wasnt involved but Canadians like to put spin on eveything where they have a much bigger role than the facts allow for. Just something that irks me about them and often see them doing

>>74762891
>junebugs

>>74763031
Moving into a bigger apartment in June

>>74762770
>Flander's fields
>Paschendale
>Ypres
>WW2

American education
(But since you mentioned WW2 numbers, Canada volunteered more men per capita than any other democracy despite refusal by French Canadians to join)

>>74762894
Canada and Australia were major players in WWI and British PM David Lloyd George told his biographer that it was his intent to put Canada in charge of the entirety of the war with Australia 2nd in command.

Was against this plastic money when they rolled out the new 5pound note here but its actually pretty nice. A million times easier to feed into machines too

>>74762894
Canadians were a major part of the war in Europe, we just don't hear about it because we're always so focused on the Pacific

>>74763052
Are you gonna invite us to a housewarming party?

>>74763132
If you want to fly out here, sure

>>74763140
Anything for you, Conway.

>>74763164
What happened to your flags?

>>74763178
Just used another browser for a bit.

Lets be honest ww1 was retardation on all sides. Just pure human failure and waste of life.

>>74763227
Alright

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>>74763228
beginning of the end for the west
>>74763052
nice

if you aren't on the top floor enjoy your upstairs neighbors footstomps

>>74763276
I'm upstairs and I think they're going to be enjoying a few more sounds desu. Just hope they don't have kids

>>74763228
I think we can all agree that the destruction of the Russian Empire was the worst thing that came out of the war

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WTF WAS THIS GUYS PROBLEM!!! HE IS LITERALLY THE REASON I LIVE IN A FUCKING SHITHOLE!!!! SERIOUSLY FUCK YANKS GOD DAMN

>>74763343
t. mad northerner

>>74763343
Literally a war criminal and a worse stain on the union's reputation than he was on Dixie's infrastructure.

>>74763388
wrong

>>74763400
Stinky dumb CIA scum

>>74763370
Im NOT a fucking yank god damn it. This is where I live

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okolona,_Mississippi

>tfw brits ask where you are from and when you say south carolina they go "oh, ive been to florida"
Fuck Flor*da 2bh

>>74763388
>Start a War
>In the 19th century
>Can't handle total war
Yeah, no the South got what was expected and it could have been so much worse.

Yeah no

>>74751572
Trump before elections was a centrist. Trump after elections became a leftist

>>74763400
It's not though. The North did not need to unleash Sherman to win the war. They always had the money and manpower to win. They used Sherman to end it sooner, and he went golden horde tier barbaric on the CSA

>>74763487
Why haven't you joined Swarna Bharat yet

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>>74763228

If it wasn't for fucking Germany being hostile towards GB and France and coming up and executing the Schlieffen Plan against neutral Belgium, then maybe it would have stayed a Russia and Serbia v. Germany and Austria-Hungary. Kaiser Wilhelm the 2 is rotting in hell.

>>74763343

Honestly it was quite justified.

t. southerner

>>74763475
>implying we started the war

yea no, fort sumter was on our territory. We asked you to leave but you didn't.

>>74763528
Meme party

>>74763522
The rebels needed to know their place

>>74763582
Meme country. What do you have to lose

>make laws that suit the northern way of life and fuck the south
>expect us to just be cucks and let you keep passing more garbage laws
Ah yes, the north

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>>74763550

In which the CSA fired upon it, declaring war. You could argue that it was justified, but it was the CSA that started the war by firing on Fort Sumter.

>>74763605
The United States violated CSA territorial waters first

>>74763702
this
>>74763605
manassas was bloodless

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>recognizing the csas rights

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>willingly giving your taxbux to your defeated enemies and getting nothing in return

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>getting stuck with most of the niggers

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>>74763702

That would make the attack justified, but firing upon the fort started the war though.

>>74763725

Sorry, but I fail to understand what you're trying to convey with your comment. Could you elaborate a bit more ?

you probably enjoy getting blacked though come to think of it

>>74763593
The elections

>>74763863
No, they smell tbqh

>>74763821
>firing upon the fort started the war though.
Trying to resupply it started the war. They could have fucked off at any time

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>>74763897

Defending your claim to a piece of territory, whether it is right or wrong , is not a declaration of war. Firing upon the fort, and intentionally trying to kill Union soldiers within the fort, is a declaration of war.

>>74763897
racist

>>74764023
Maybe so

>>74763990
Violating territorial waters is a declaration of war. Retaliating to a violation of territorial waters is not a declaration of war

The limited time ive spent in the south has been good, you all seem to be nice people. Get some dentists though.

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>resetting my old laptop cuz its slow as shit

feels kinda sad tbqh, spent a lot of time on it

>>74764272
I think I'm going to get a new one

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>>74764048

The Union did not go to resupply Fort Sumter as a Declaration of War, they went to go and resupply it because they wanted to secure their claim onto the fort, even though it was in Confederate waters (so it could be determined as a hostile act), but hostile acts happen between countries all the time. My point is, because the USA was supplying Fort Sumter, even though it is within CSA waters, the CSA chose to fire on it. The USA had no intention to go to war, but I doubt they didn't know it would be reacted to with hostility.

It's like the Lusitania, it was full of civilian passengers, but, it also had munitions on it. This made it a viable military target for the Germans, so they fired upon it in order for the munitions not to reach the UK. This is when Germany declared war on the US, firing on their ships and killing their citizens, giving the US a valid reason to declare war on Germany, even though Germany was in the right.

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>>74764328
gonna get a desktop next

the one im resetting is vista

>vista wasnt too terrible

>>74764366
>playing Paradox games on a laptop
disgusting

>>74764398
>Spending money on an expensive and inconvenient computer just for videojuegos.

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>>74764722
>spending money on productive shit

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>>74764366
>>74764398
>>74764722
>>74764814

>spending money

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>money

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>>74764869
>money

>>74765599
Hey

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>>74765613
howdy howdy howdy

>>74765640
How was your day?

>>74765650
comfy, last final was yesterday and i don't have work for a week so i'm just burning time lifting and playing vidya
what about you?

>>74765722
Waiting until summer classes start in a couple of days

>>74765751
neat, when'd your semester end?

>>74765932
Last Friday

>>74765956
i hope you enjoyed your vacation

>>74765973
It's been ok

How did you do on your finals?

>>74765986
A's, except for the last one, which I don't know yet. I think I'm at the point I need to start taking this seriously. My prof is a real hardass; class average is below failing. How'd your finals go mr smartypants?

>>74766116
A's but I didn't have enough hours so I have to take summer classes

>>74766116
What's the last final in?

>>74766189
circuit analysis

>>74766146
it's probably better that way than overloading yourself during the spring/fall semester

>>74766237
Yeah. I was less stressed out in the fall but I had 6 classes in the spring and that got old quick

Which southern state is the whitest?

>>74766509
Tennessee is 79% white

>>74766509
West Virginia.

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>be pennsylvanian
>visting family in Virginia
>wear gettysburg national park t-shirt in public
>get dirty looks

Why is this allowed?

>>74766756
Just say that you went to pay your respects to soldiers who fought in the war. It's ambiguous enough that they won't bother you about it

I've never heard anyone use "Coke" as a general term for soft drinks.

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Did do good?

>>74766782
The shirt already both a union and confederate flag on it

Oh yeah, I went to Goodwill today with my dad, and he found and bought a Union cap. >:^(

>>74766803
We say it here

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The best senator a state could have.

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>spending money on depreciating asset

morning y'all

>>74771275
mornin

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HALP ME

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Does Florida count as Dixie?
I like Florida.

>>74773455
y tho

>>74774623
I was in Venice once for about a week and loved it.
I love swimming, and riding bikes on the trails along the estuaries is nice.

I didn't really like West Palm Beach though.

>>74774755
South Florida isn't generally considered to be part of the South, the saying goes that when you're in Florida the more north you go the more south you get. But that sounds comfy nonetheless.

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>go for a comfy shit while reading /v/ threads on my phone
>the janitor deletes the webcomic thread I'm on midway and all the images become unavailable

>>74775715
dumb toiletposter

>>74775769
do not insult my little joys in life

>>74776092
>>74776092
>>74776092
new thread y'all

>>74763487
>Trump
>Leftist
How?