Gay Fonzie Edition
>>74724665
dumb coastieposters
I got FTL and Stellaris. may return them. they are just too addictive and I feel guilty for playing them so much
>305 posts
oven fries and meatloaf
>>74724697
>tfw Janman never deletes early /cum/'s anymore
mashed potatoes and salisbury steak (is what I unironically had for dinner)
hey do us all a favor and blow it out your ass
>>74724712
i remember that
remeber when he would just delete new thread just cuz
>thurston didn't even (you) my mealpost
rude
also diablo is a nigger
lamb chops and mashed potatoes
>>74724712
>tfw two smart too be a janitor
if you eat whole wheat or rice pasta over veggie pasta, then you're literally cucking yourself
>>74724746
>veggie pasta
Might unironically try this desu, along with riced cauliflower
>>74724746
literally why
Thank G-d.
would you join a basque family for dinner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2jHfeY_4r4
im incredibly close to not being alone anymore
its a pretty good feeling
>>74724773
faith is a gift
some just dont deserve it
>>74724769
because they're tastier, healthier, and make you less hungrier
>>74724769
regular pasta is loaded with carbs which not only makes you gain weight, but also makes you hungry again within a couple hours
carbs are literally figuratively empty calories
>Thank G-d.
Is creme fraiche not a thing in America?
I am visiting from Sweden and I went to Walmart to buy some and couldn't find it at all. So shocked. How the hell do you guys make anything fatty but tasty without creme fraiche?
ramen noodles > other boiled pasta things
me
>>74724786
You are never alone when accept Jesus Christ into your heart
>>74724799
why not just not be a faggot and cook your own veggies instead of relying on that garbage? It's piss easy to steam fresh broccoli and get your daily servings in
>>74724813
hmm think I might have a business idea
>>74724786
>im incredibly close to not being alone anymore
I was close too a couple months ago
Now here I am yet again
Close doesn't mean shit, but enjoy it while it lasts
>>74724820
Broccoli tastes like shit
>>74724811
literally just get sour cream
>>74724773
Now split that up to show "Native Europeans" and "New Europeans".
>>74724807
It's called Sour Cream here.
Not sure if it's exactly the same, but it's the closest thing
>>74724807
go back to somalia
>>74724820
because veggies taste like shit
this pasta does not
vegetables are gross
you have a limited time on earth and there is no point eating all that nasty shit when you could be eating something tasty
>>74724807
how about you fuckoff out of /cum/ you foreigner
>>74724827
>Broccoli tastes like shit
Pathetic.
didn't jerk off today
>Broccoli tastes like shit
>veggies taste like shit
>>74724834
>>74724836
>>74724839
Sour cream is different though, and it isn't cookable.
If you cook in the oven for example with fraiche, it works good. Try it with sour cream and you get a disgusting mess. Don't ask me why, I'm no scientist, but it does.
Food rankings
Chinese > mexican > everything else>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>italian
Business idea: Promote confederalism or secession in the United States.
>>74724851
>because veggies taste like shit
Fuck off fatty
>>74724856
Make a small garden with string beans, cherry tomatoes and cucumbers. Nothing beats fresh veggies
>tfw thurston doesn't even acknowledge you anymore
was good while it lasted
might watch anime tonight
might not
>>74724893
cherry tomatoes are a god-tier snack
can we agree that celery is terrible unless its in soup
veggies are good
gotta get shitload of cucumber on my toasties
>>74724893
cucumbers and tomatoes are fruits
>>74724906
b-but it's a toothbrush for your colon
mustard on hot dogs > ketchup on hot dogs
>>74724911
No fruit's are sweet dummy
>>74724932
mustard is shit and useless unless it's spicy mustard
>>74724906
no because i'm not a child and raw celery is delicious
dip it in blue cheese if you're a baby
>>74724905
They are, it's the texture you get from the crunch I think. They're easy to grow too, no excuse in not eating cherry tomatoes
I have a headache and it starts to throb when I fap
>>74724941
bad opinion
sausage between bread buns > sausage between my buns
>>74724941
or honey mustard tbdesu imo familia that's like just my opinion man
>>74724911
Not according to this farmer
>>74724941
horseradish mustard is god tier
Sup guys
DON'T WATCH ANIME ANYMORE
>>74724878
wikipedia says it's because the fat content is different
>>74724906
good /chi/
>>74724890
wonder how fat you were as a teenager to think that calories weren't the prime reason for your weight
Haha
https://youtu.be/9f4dW1YpuoA
HAHA listen to those low testo voices
>>74724911
>thinking botanic class means fucking anything
go ahead and throw some tomatoes and cucumbers into your fruit salad or on to a cake
>>74724966
why not
time to exercise
it takes a lot of effort to maintain a body like mine
>>74724978
>boys showing more leg than girls in 1958
coffee beans are actually a berry
>>74724990
it's bad for u
what do you guys think of people who don't drink? am I really, REALLY hindering myself socially by not participating in it. it's really seeing all the qts who do it that bother me. they prolly think me a freak
>>74725009
You're a berry
>>74724932
mustard on brats > mustard on hot dogs
>>74724977
I ran cross country all through high school, if you ain't carbo loading at a pasta dinner before a meet you're a jr varsitylet
>>74724908
every finn does this
watermelons are a berry
pumpkins are a berry
bananas are a berry
strawberries are NOT a berry
>>74725009
berry interesting
>>74725015
I don't really care, unlike the next five people to reply to you. you honestly will hinder yourself at parties without drinking though, it's the only reason I can tolerate normies
>>74725026
good post
>>74725015
Do you not drink for legitimate health reasons or just because you think it makes you better than people who do? If it's the former, no big deal. If it's the latter, go fuck yourself faggot.
>>74725019
leafs aren't actually berries
>>74725029
aren't bananas herbs or some sheeeit?
>>74725015
why don't you drink, anon?
beer is gross, yes, but there's plenty of other beverages out there
like whiskey
>>74725027
does what? puts cucumber on bread?
still not banned or warned lol
>>74725015
I don't go outside lol so i just drink alone all the time
>>74725015
stay away from alcohol, bucks
trust me
as soon as i first realized that alcohol didnt taste vile to me anymore, i started drinking more and more often until it was every day
>>74725042
no, they're berries
>"The banana is an edible fruit – botanically a berry"
>>74724966
Watch planet earth II
>>74725015
normal people don't give a shit if you don't drink.
It's only a hindrance if you hang out with people that do drink. If you don't wanna drink just don't hang out with people that drink
>aren't bananas herbs or some sheeeit?
>>74725038
i don't drink because my mommy won't let me
>>74724899
>>74724732
Wtf. I missed it? I found your breakfast post because I left that thread up on my computer while I was at work.
See >>74722605
>>74725015
i have never drank, its not pleasant to see your family members drunk when you're a kid
>>74725052
o okay
>>74724978
Right is more colorful so i like it
>>74725064
it was last thread la :/
In the Czech Republic beer is cheaper than water and drank with every meal. We really fucked up making such a big deal about alcohol in the states
>>74725087
will you be my husband? I am of a low caste and require at least an average size penis
>>74725087
>India prefers poo colours
Designated Shitting Streets?
>>74725047
yea, in the mornings with their tomato and ham
>>74724932
Decided to never try mustard after that beyblade episode
>>74725098
Oh. Well I was clearly just confused as I am used to dinner being served at 5pm (6pm (You) time) give or take 15 minutes. Wasn't expecting one of these excellent composite posts. Really brightened my day :)
>>74725038
I just don't enjoy it. I don't look down on people who do it
>>74725044
maybe I should try more. I just am in a position where I can't fuck up and be drunk. so I never bother with it
>>74725051
jeez man
I had a relative who was an alcoholic. terrible stuff
>>74725054
yeah that's the big thing: hanging with people who do, which seems like 80% of young folks to me
>>74725101
It's an Anglo thing tbqhwy
>>74725133
>I just don't enjoy it.
You haven't drank enough obviously
>>74725066
I wasn't alive when my parents drank (neither have I drank), but seeing my friends' parents drunk (and people in general 2bh) was weirdest and dumbest shit ever.
>>74725119
you dont do this in the states?
what do you have for breakfast then?
>>74725157
mcdonalds
>>74725157
mcdonalds
>>74725157
mcdonalds
>>74725101
fug I really want to study in germany again. half liter of beer was like half a Euro, and a crate of 30 was like 18 or something super cheap, and you get reimbursed money for turning in the bottles
>>74725119
>with their tomato and ham
Why do americans eat beef with lettuce and tomatoes?
At least the cucumbers are pickled
>>74725130
i got distracted by videogames
>>74725157
hardee's
>>74725169
>>74725178
>>74725185
i absolutely hate mcdonnalds breakfast menu
HMMM IM HUNGRY IN THE AIRPORT LEMME GET SUM HEAVY SHIT OK??
UUHH NO ONLY BREAKFAST MENU NOW
do other countries actually cook food at home? lol
>>74725156
so is the aim of drinking to loosen your inhibitions, but not be drunk?
>>74725189
>wanting to live in a state that taxes your liquid containers
why do yanks hate themselves
>>74725189
>tfw Im studying in prague this fall
>>74725218
moderation mayhaps?
slavs are the most powerful race in the world (after filipinos)
>>74725223
idk we finally did away with the archaic "no liquor sales on sunday" law
>>74725238
Czech drink far more beer than Germans, and they make some GOAT shit. Just remember that the Budweiser over there is Czech origin and not the american stuff we have
tfw never been outside southern ontario
the world is a scary place
>>74725195
Are you excited to go home? Big day tomorrow.
>>74725244
do you "know" when you are at the halfway between drunk and in control?
>>74725247
they might unironically be if it wasn't for their cold personas and bad socio-economic choices
>>74725260
>being poor
>>74725247
explain this then
recommended serving sizes?
>>74725279
maintenance - 400
a daily dose?
>>74725255
Did you ever try absinthe? I heard Czech republic is one of the few places in europe where its legal
>>74725278
>y-dna haplogroups
>anything to do with race
>>74725298
absinthe is legal almost everywhere in europe lol
>have trouble breathing in my room
>probably due to my cat's saliva-laden hair floating about
>can't take inhaler because I have a drug test in the morning
furry FUCKHEADS
Shitposting?
>>74725273
never bothered or had the chance to find out
sometimes I have a dream that I'm in germany or something and I order just two, but when I look down I see at least a dozen
>>74725108
Hmm
>>74725313
Rick Steve lied to me then, he said it was one of the few places there where it was legal
imagine being so dumb that you think an inhaler would cause you to fail a drug test
>>74725298
yeah, there was this weird bar in the Altstadt part of my town in Germany that served it. Was okay but nothing special. I don't think it's illegal in the US anymore but it never really gained much traction here anyways. More or less a meme drink to try once.
anyone who says that czechs are genetically different from poles, ukrainians, or belarusians is memeing
>>74725326
>windows
>chrome
Welcome to the botnet
Welcome to the botnet
>>74725346
how many bitches has rick steves fucked
i wonder
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20689123
>>74725371
Monitored computer activity?
>>74725314
buy an aircleaner from xianomi
>>74725347
fuck off <<<quest diagnostics>>> shill I know your trick I threw out all my poppy seed bagels too
<<<>>> indicates BIG PHATASS PHARMA
>>74725367
uh, it'd be impossible for them to not different seeing as they were part of the empire for several centuries with open borders
>>74725367
They are. Czech Republic was originally home to a Celtic tribe known as the boii and Prague was founded by a germanic tribe known as the Marcommani
>>74725375
I heard they call him "Dick Steves" abroad
>boii
>macaronimammi
So tired. Time to die.
>>74725419
Bologna is named after the boii
>Baloney is named after boiiii feat. macaronimami
>Socialist candidate is going against military for killing someone that was stealing from pipelines and shooting them back
No fucking way, i know south mexico is stupid but not this much.
>>74725462
why do they always have beards and portray themselves 40 lbs thinner than what they are?
what is this?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph577a436f4f537
>>74725485
are you questioning the genius of bum tickley's work?
>why yes, i do read web comics
we are all europeans
>>74725525
>tom cruise replaced that Frasier
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>74725525
uhh
>>74725537
umm
>>74725535
>drunk on a thursday
>>74725525
reminds me of this classic
Why are we in perpetual wars for Israel whilst also being enslaved by the Jewish International Finance system ?
tfw have a date on friday so im not drinking today
>>74725265
YEAH think i have a job for monday :^)
rehab can eat a dick lmao
i'll save the breakfast pic just for u, you';ll also note i asked for 3 whole omelettes hehehe
>having a date
>>74725578
>whilst
Why are you alive?
How do i make tomorrow a good day?
going
to die
>>74725585
you gonna start getting loaded every day again?
JUST TO STATE: I AM NOT WHITE I AM HISPANIC
>>74725594
>>74725594
You can't make tomorrow a good day, but you can make yourself good tomorrow
>>74725606
bye
>>74725611
shut up yellow man
>>74725585
Social worker will try to talk you into it before you leave I am sure.
FREEDOMLAND EXPLAIN YOURSELF
>>74725608
n-no
>>74725629
wtf I hate trump now!
the gma is visiting so i cant hide in my room all weekend
>>74725629
he's big
>>74725625
I am more of a soft coffee cream man
>>74725631
better not
>>74725652
it's crazy to think that there's a laboratory in the world that contains samples of the most dangerous diseases
>>74725629
freedom aint free
>>74725676
most deadly disease is rabies boii don't believe that us news rating bulllllshit
>>74725657
what will i do with my life :I
raining and lightninging outside atm kinda comfy
>>74725696
>what will i do with my life :I
Work and study bud. Life is hard and then you die.
>>74725694
rabies is certainly scary
i watched some videos of humans with rabies and its eerie
>>74725696
become an avid reader
Here's how I did it.
>Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person
>Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure
>Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.
>It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.
>Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.
>Start with books highly discussed here so you feel motivated to discuss.
>>74725709
kinda want just skip to the end then
>>74725725
reading's for fags
I actually legitimately know what I'm going to do with my life.
>>74725732
Think of all the GFs (female) and money you have (potentially) in your future if you stop drinking and start taking care of yourself.
r8 my pretentious hipster bullshit for the evening
>>74725720
post em
>>74725666
surely these things aren't naturally fat
>>74725725
very good post
>>74725725
He turns a different color when you expand the image wtf
>>74725760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-moG6JDmJdc
>>74725696
Become a homeless anarcho-punk squatter freegan who constantly works on (and actually produces) diy zines of erudite politico-aesthetic nature
if in still single at 35 i can see myself committing suicide
>>74725771
*scalps you*
>>74725785
>>74725795
If you're under 25 and posting this you are welcome to suck my dick and log off
>>74725771
cringey post
I am convinced now.
WW2 was a fight between Facism and the rest of the world.
WW3 was a fight between communism and capitalism.
And communism won.
>>74725815
>log off
this cuckhold bought a 4chan pass
>>74725815
i am exactly 25 at this moment and will be 26 in a couple months
>>74725754
that's a scam
>>74725789
honestly know a qt who became just that.
not sure if to feel sad or happy that she found her people
>>74725795
*only scalped 1/8 of my head because tht is ur skill lvl*
*grab stapler*
*staple scalped off part back on so it's scalped on*
*grabs you*
*whispers*
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO KILL YOURSELF
*chains psychiatrist to ya leg*
>>74725826
only way I deal with the stress after I had a close call with a bat a few months back
non flag using FUDGEHEAD
idk what I wanna do
too many girls are rude and loud
kinda fucking hate it
>>74725847
im not suicidal or depressed right now
its just that if im still alone at 35 ill probably shoot myself
hate everyone
>>74725828
marxism and islamists have certainly frayed away bits of our great nation, but considering they live in hellholes, I think it's safe to say we still emerged on top
anyone else just have youtube fuck up and shift every video to the left and have the pause button disappear?
>>74725870
*sharts*
^3^
www
>>74725867
it doesn't seem to me that you are trying to get women tho
>>74725867
>>74725870
yall white boizz need to step it up otherwise I'm going to keep asking out white women and keep getting rejected. help me help you by asking them out so I can't and I stop getting rejected
>>74725856
>>74725875
Who is we? Banana?
>>74725900
i took my coworker to a concert yesterday and have a date for tomorrow
not sure if ill try again if this doesnt work out though
>>74725884
can someone check this for me
>>74725909
we as in america
'we' refers to the collective group that we are. other groups are not considered, and are thus the other
>>74725915
good!
>>74725911
bad!
>>74725884
I got an ad despite having ad block (happened a few hours ago too)
should i take sleeping pills or stay up until sunset tomorrow
i need to fix my sleeping schedule
>>74725938
stay up
>>74725938
do you exercise? might help you get to sleep if you are tired
there is nothing wrong with being a cuckold if the other man is white
been running a lot
the lungs burning
been smoking a lot
the lungs blackening
>>74725955
I hate this fucking meme
Exercise only makes me restless, it doesn't help at all with my insomnia issues.
>>74725961
let's not suggest these things
>>74725966
me 2. did a 5k in 21:18, but I stopped a few times so it does not count at all
>impersonating an anonymous poster on an anonymous imageboard
>>74725955
its much too late for that
>>74725944
ok
My puppers.
>>74725982
I'm a fatty, but I did a mile in 8:40 today so it felt good
>>74725762
he realized the way of the burger
>>74725976
*backs up*
*reaches for exit*
e-exercise harder
do you have a reg sleep schedule? do you take naps? when I say exercise I mean shit that'll wear you out till you can do no more, then the rest of the night is spent showering, eating, and barely staying awake
>>74725999
poodles are the best
im a gay faggot
>>74725983
dont stay up, that practice works by pushing up the time you wake up, its easier if you just wake up earlier gradually, the opposite way takes longer and is harder
its the same thing
>>74725999
i hate those furry fucks
how high am i buds
I don't want to make friends with antifeminists
>>74726004
keep it up dude. I used to be unable to run a mile cause of my weight and asthma, but a few months later I was doing 3-5 miles, then after that I did 10-15 miles.
>>74725983
note: you never want to exercise too close to sleep. that will have the opposite effect and keep you awake
>>74726019
hmmmm
>>74726019
haha typical henrico post
bit gay to say you're gay
Im a gay man, myself
https://youtu.be/VpPDVqMltx8
based
>>74726019
do you lust after the d or the b
I'm not gay in the modern sense, I am gay like the warriors of greece once were
might have the pre-diabetes
the "warriors of greece" weren't gay
i would never say that
I'm thinking about volunteering at the museum this summer.
>>74726048
Im a straight man myself
>>74726051
I used to use that argument: now I use the argument that the food is either:
inaccessible
inconvenient (fast food is far easier)
not well known
simply not tasty to people hooked on sugar and fat (probably the biggest reason)
>>74726075
for free huh
>>74726051
my fucking hell all of that food is expensive
do people really pay this much money at the grocery store
i'd rather be black than gay
>>74725929
So america won? Are you geniunly convinced that america won? Because as far as I can tell, america has been losing ever since the vietnam war.
>>74726075
Dude it's Canada 150
Just about any museum this summer is going to be paying at least $15/hr to goddamn high schoolers thanks to propaganda money
Just find a job
>>74726101
>implying we didnt win the gulf war
Name ONE war America didnt win
>>74726125
civil war
well an hour and a half and 27 deaths later, diablo is beaten and im going to bed
nn cummers
>>74726101
it's not a win/lose as much as it is a "we lost a lot less than they did"
yes, our society seems to drift more towards totalitarianism and has increasing gaps in inequality, but that is a billion times better than living in a second world ex-communist state or a war-ravaged middle east hell hole. a lot of first worlders forget that and bitch accordingly
>>74726125
World War II
>>74726125
the war on drugs
>>74726125
that one where we didn't invade and annex canada
until we do that we are simply FAILING
>>74726125
the war on BLACKED
>>74726092
I couldn't get an engineering intern after second year so ya for free lol.
>>74726109
It's a science museum though.
i am going to watch yuru yuri now
dont care
Im going to watch bible black
dont watch anime
its bad
>>74726170
>>74726160
>engineering intern after second year
grades must be shit then or you go to a shitty school
also why work at a science museum for no money when you could work literally anywhere else for money
McDicks is preferable, don't do unpaid labour between semesters
>>74726125
The war on white males
DRUMPF is the fucking PRESIDENT in 2017
What kind of a BACKWARDS and CLOSEMINDED country does that?
Until we get rid of all the RACIST bigots in this country, America will NEVER be great.
FUCK Drumpf and FUCK white people
GOING to take a shower
if i don't come back then lightning has struck my house and i am dead
>>74726011
+1
it's great not having to deal with shedding
doubt varg would approve of anime
>>74726183
it's either that or watch BLACKED
>>74726212
Don't use any hot water.
ryan a good boy
he dindu nuffin
>>74726221
i'm surprised nobody has asked him considering pol is his entire viewer base
https://timheidecker.bandcamp.com/
anyone who listens to varg is a retard
that man is a complete moron
Fuck off Tim
>>74726203
>grades must be shit then or you go to a shitty school
This isn't true, what school do you go to.
Ya I'm going to work try to get a mcdicks job too, just part time.
>timheidecker
if you don't like varg you're not white
>>74726257
MGTOW virgin beta detected
i'm not white
im a sioux indian
>>74726264
varg said it himself that white people need to start banging
follow his advice
>>74726257
are christians dumb lets find out!
fuck christians
ok thx hail odin
Make a new thread, niggers
>>74726277
>his flag is a SHOE
>>74726280
i have time
New
>>74726301
>>74726283
t. (((jew)))
>>74725260
ontario is just so big you know?