Norland Nannies Edition
thailads bookmark is so fucking shit
it always sends me to dead threads
>>74717672
yeah, really dont understand this thing
>>74717672
>>74718039
it'd work perfectly if you mongs didn't make multiple threads
>>74718418
all me
Just found out Malcolm X was bent
>>74718212
post more
>>74717672
>thailads botnet
m
am gonnae pum yer maw
just discovered my spirit animal lads
>>74718443
Only got a few mate.
http://boards.4chan.org/int/catalog#s=/brit/
literally the only thing you have to bookmark
why anyone would want to use the thairunts site is beyond me
Did you lads know Malcolm x was bent?
fridge door has run out of cold water
>>74718466
this desu
>>74718466
because that only takes me to the catalog and not the actual thread
anerican runts
I'm hearing that Malcolm X was a bender.
>>74718511
>wahwah I would rather get sent to the wrong thread all the time then make one more click
fuck off
I keep falling asleep lads. Been in bed like 18/24 hours today
>>74718449
>does that negate my point? the point was you invade someone else's country and spread your influence over it
yes it does negate it because you're saying its an inevitability but it never would have happened if Britain didn't send prisoners to Australia or didn't enact such harsh penal laws. There was plenty they could have done to stop it happening you dense nihilist
>>74718532
no you fuck off cunt
>>74718528
He was bent as fuck got wanked off by a kid and bummed a tranny
chon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ibUMJDclg
>>74718528
lmao the amount of black guys and muslims that would be pissed off by malcom x being gay really hope that ends up being true
>>74718557
Feel the same mate. Think it might be due to these meds I'm on
REMINDER
Shocked Malcolm X was bent, this is like if William Wallace was a bender
>>74718567
that is a bit gay tbf
WHY can I see more vividly when I take benzos?
>>74718561
literally every brit of note is of Gaelic stock
from the beatles to the duke of wellington
right lads, if you're Aiden on Corrie, who do you choose?
>>74718561
wellington was irish mate :)
was about to make a post about having my bollocks busted but noticed chrome is now trying to correct "bollocks" to "balls"
hmm
>>74718592
fuck didnt know william wallace was bent, not too surprised tho
>>74718615
left because she's a female
>whatever our soldiers and our land contributed massively to both the wealth of britain and america and irish settlers were there from the beginning in america, and britain basically got their war fleet from irish timber and irish manpower
>>74718615
left
Jews did 9/11 as a part of their master plane to destroy the white race
>>74718634
prince william is bent? fucking hell
got 17 (you)s last thread with all my b8 : ^)
>>74718528
I read his book, it was quite good actually
Watch QT lads
Do middle class scots speak in English accents? Really weird.
>>74718672
they did? really? i had no idea
*discretely walks off to talk with someone else*
>tfw no potatofaced gf with a cracking body
Imagine if the national hero of your people turned out to be a bumder
>>74718576
SSRIs?
>>74718709
Yeah have a friend who grew up in Aberdeen but went to a private school and she had classes to get rid of the accent
emilia is such a qt
>>74718709
No that's just immigrants or the privately educated
>>74718615
Left, always had a crush on her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Syanc8PvrQ
Is this Zionist propaganda?
>>74718737
yeah
rosy is the thinking mans crumpet
>>74718760
thanks that's me haha
>>74718734
tom daly is englands national hero
>>74718709
>what is tony blair
>>74718672
funnily even though this is probably ironic you're unironically on a list now
Doing a read
http://www.globalresearch.ca/secret-history-the-u-s-supported-and-inspired-the-nazis/5439236
got rid of my accent by being a shut in pretty much all my life
sound nothing like anyone around me
>>74718760
shes alri with some decent makeup
think shes better with silver hair too
>>74718794
is she available?
>>74718767
Same
>>74718765
you want to know a dooping mental fact about the holocaust
all the death camps were in societ occupied zones
all the ones occupied and inspected by the allied were just work camps
isn't that a crazy coincidence?
>>74718709
Some private school people yeah, as well as the ~9% of people in scotland who are english. There's a bit of a meme that middle class Edinbuggers speak in an english accent as well but that isn't true
treatment plan-
radiate the bones and brain into oblivion
ipilimumab and nivolumab combo for the primary tumour if it's inoperable, cut out when small enough
gamma knife any potential liver mets (still honestly believe this is the only thing could potentially kill me
don't really see how this could fail, just need a dedicated oncologist. might fly myself to texas
londoner here
had lots of teachers from the midlands and north and they all had southern accents, bit odd
>>74718868
what have the doctors here said
>>74718885
they told him to fuck off because he doesn't actually have cancer
Was having a look at some old stuff at my nans. Found this painting of my great granddad from world war one. It was part of a bigger painting but he must have cut himself out of it.
YANK Genocide NOW
Hoitetoitetoi we wuz kings n shite me laddie ooh tha English boys takin our trees and men to make their big ol shippies it makes me pipin mad oooohoidetoiteoooI'mmagicallydelicioushoidehoidehoi
>>74718930
Day of the Grill
>>74718933
very good gimmick
>>74718868
you haven't even been diagnosed you mentally ill runtoid
>>74718933
Love Australian humor
>>74718933
screaming
>>74718933
how's the uncle
>>74718461
this her?
>4 million young people live below the poverty line in Scotland
Scotland only has 5 million people you spacker
>>74718868
Yeah except there is literally no cure for systemic cancer, you could radiate the bones and brain as much as you want but there will still be cancer there at microscopic levels. And there's a limit to how much radiation you can have anyway. Might be a lot to be said for holding out for as long as possible though, who knows what treatments might come out soon.
>>74719003
what?
who remembers the raw gimmick
>>74719012
Stem cells lads
>>74718570
>Not on my agenda I'm afraid. I'm going to watch the eclipse in Missouri, and then visit some states I haven't been to yet. Currently I'm on 31. In August I should tick off Missouri, Kansas, Iowa, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Tennessee and possibly Michigan if I can be bothered to visit Detroit.
what eclipse? have you ever been to Pennsylvania?
>>74719039
Watching QT desu
>>74718998
Aye, she has a youtube channel but can't remember what it's called.
>>74718998
She should have to pay personal property tax for walking on the sidewalk
>post more
>>74718998
nudes?
>>74718868
no doctor is gonna give you radiation treatment unless you actually have cancer which you've never been diagnosed with.
>>74718998
PROOFS???
>>74718998
this got the old testes tingling
>>74719078
Nevermind youtube.com/user/bronzehorse146
>>74719074
oh haha
pikey idiot called me a twat in costa coffee
if the races of the world mix together there will be no war
feeling good on xanax, whisky and special brew
work in 9hrs though
How do I start dealing with stock, boys
>>74719074
>Watching QT
>>74719012
Theoretically if you could harvest enough embryonic cells to replace dying cells you wouldn't have to worry about the inborn cancer issue.
The problem is placing those cells and differentiating them precisely in each area of the body for the specific cell type. It's an extremely monumental task.
>>74718532
hahaha you little runt
>>74718565 has you by the goolies
>>74719012
no need to crush my dreams like that lad
>>74718965
hoping to soon be well read enough to attempt Pounds Cantos
babestation
>>74719116
>pikey
Don't like this term. Bunch of gypos did some flagging for me for next to nothing. Belting job too.
kekold
>>74718769
>>74719118
like the peaceful paradise of brazil :)
Bed's comfy
work never
will be reporting to work in exactly 12 hours
remember the cuckio meme?
>>74719070
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_21,_2017
I've been to Philly, had a cheesesteak in that famous market thing, saw the liberty bell and some other shite. But really I was just passing through on the way to DC.
NOTHING tomorrow
gonna sleep all day
NEED a plate of coconut macaroons
still sleep with cuddly toys
wonder how much money rosy makes off her piggys
>>74719131
yeah, cancer basically kills you because it consumes your healthy cells like a parasite. really nasty illness if I'm honest
Screen just went orange
nihilistic gangster culture has become the norm for "working class", "chaves" etc.
it's disgusting
>>74719237
Have you tried the store
>survives all these attempts
>commits suicide
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assassination_attempts_on_Adolf_Hitler
>>74719254
about $500 a month from me
just sent an orange screen virus to this yank
What's that meme called of the angry guy with the gun? It's not the one with walter from the big lebowski. It's an image or most often a gif I see of a somewhat chubby guy with a plaid shirt (I think) and sort of a new age/hipster combed to the side haircut. The most notable features of this meme is that the guy is holding a gun and has an angry look on his face. In the gif version he seems to be stepping out from behind or walking around something.
>a mentally ill man with no job living in an apartment with teddy bears has a guitar 20x more expensive than mine
why do yanks measure things in 'cups'?
cups vary in size
just use grams like normal people
>>74719210
rich bastard. i live near pittsburgh, and have never been further than 200 miles from home.
get pop ups whenever i alt+tab into chrome
>>74719300
>ywn have a girl look at you like that
>>74719333
standard cup is 8 oz
>>74719333
>cups vary in size
Not in America
>>74719365
what's that in grams
>>74719387
don't care
>>74719405
fuck off then yank
>>74719405
Why are you posting in /brit/, Benedict Arnold?
Jewbuh Jewbuh Jew
The ___ ___ marches on!!
>this debate on immigration on bbc1
>>74719405
worst poster here
FOY
>>74719365
So measure in ounces then instead of using fucking eating utensils as a system of measurement.
>>74719333
buy some measuring cups
lot quicker than weighing stuff
>>74719387
gram is measurement in weight and ounces vary in weight
wouldn't be devastated if someone gave me a caring russkie gf right this very minute
How do I start buying stocks lads, might as well put my autistic fixations to good use
>>74719481
FOY
Douglas Murray absolutely destroying pro-immigration twats
>>74719481
and a lot less accurate
Thoughts on Douglas Murray?
>>74719468
you seem awfully angry over something that isn't a part of your life
>>74719468
Thought you lot would enjoy teaspoons
>>74719522
would a bydlo be ok
runtoid here
ama
>>74719532
You need a share portfolio at a bank and some excess cash to invest
>>74719554
american recipes are designed around cups though
could obliterate not one, not two, but every single poster in this thread
>>74719566
I find your interpretation of my mental state from my post interesting. Wonder why'd you'd interpret it as aggressive.
>>74719585
when did you realise you were a runtoid?
>>74719584
yes so long as she's russian + caring + my gf im happy i do not discriminate against abibas bydlos or pidors or whatever
listen to this song, i guarantee you will like it
if not i'll paypal you 10 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPIGtVRuo4o
>>74719621
*pushes you in the canal*
Is one pic on tinder enough? Not really getting anything
>>74719622
>fucking eating utensils
>as a system of measurement
Seems angry and condescending for something that doesn't bother you
>>74719532
>not funds
>>74719643
dude are you like troling me rn!
>>74719656
How damaged are you you interpret everything as an attack?
>>74719338
I'm not rich at all. I work a dull office job, I still live at my parents, I walk to work about 2 miles each way so no transport costs, no car, no insurance. I saved £14,000 last year.
My rationale is, I could move out of my parents place tomorrow if I really wanted, but that would cripple my grander travel ambitions for many years. So I can tolerate living there for a couple more years in exchange for having enough money to travel wherever I want while I'm still in my 20s.
I've been to Russia, China, Mongolia, Japan, Singapore, 31 US States, watched the F1 in Monaco, hiked in the swiss alps, and Berlin, the baltics, etc just got back from Chile/Easter Island and Argentina, USA again in August, and going to Ecuador/Peru in December,
My big project is to travel from the UK to Bali without flying and of course complete the 50 states.
There is a global Irish conspiracy to destroy the Anglo race.
>>74719561
tfw not sure if I want to say he's really eloquent spokesperson on the justified concerns about islam, or if I want to say he's a neocon Zionist shill
4chan what have you done to me, I have no opinions anymore, everythings just a mess in my head
>>74719522
read that russia is in the top ten of most promiscuous cunts, so if you went there you might have a good chance
>>74719622
His tiny Puritan brain is scared of the f-word.
>>74719623
about 10 minutes ago for good, when I made that post,, its always been there though, the possibility of it
>>74719561
(((Douglas Murray)))
>>74719709
I do not like russia though, she must come live with me either in UK, Ireland, US, Aus, Canada or NZ
also isn't Britain really promiscuous? Didn't help my runtoid pulling chances
>>74719687
'fucking' oftentimes accompanies a persons message when they are angry; it's just angry emphasis
and the comparison between a standard level of 8 oz per cups with eating utensils doesn't apply but i assume it was meant to be extreme as to put down the standard measurement in cups
Wouldn't mind watching eurovision but i also want to watch the boxing. Got a big decision to make.
>>74719629
you have a warm heart anon
the motherland will bless you with happiness and slav qts, as long as you reply with "spasiba rodinye" to this post
>>74719694
and your parents don't mind you living with them in your 20s?
here's my issue. i had a full-time job making 11.5$ an hour, and could realistically save about 450$ a month. it's not much, but after a year + the tax return i was able to save about 6,500$
problem was that after three years i only had 15 vacation days. so where you find the time to do all that travelling, dude? three weeks out of a year isn't much time to experience shit.
>>74719786
dunno it wasnt in the list
hmmm .... HMMMM
>>74719805
Love Russians, hate Russia, not american just dont like putler and oligarch politicians simple as
spasibo russkiye devushki
Best Alt right sitcom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DcA1TtaP_c
>>74719876
styx? I'm wondering if he's just fucking with people from /pol/ to see what kind of stuff he can make them think
>>74719906
the scene where shia is invading and they start singing "non nobis domine" was pure kino
wife's son just drew me a pic of his biological father laying with his mother
glad their relationship is still healthy
decided to crack on to a girl who has a history of moderate depression and anxiety. my thinking is the feeling of being desired and having those endorphin rushes you get with amorous antics will improve her mood and help her mental health.
a good deed 2bh
>>74719953
doxxable information
just sprayed grapefruit juice in my
should i go to the hospital?
just joined MGTOW
cant believe I've had as much sex as I've had. definitely wasn't canonical
>>74719953
fake news
just joined the alt right
just unsubbed from Black Pigeon Speaks
>>74719281
No it hasn't you ignorant middle class runt.
Get out of your bubble sometime.
Sometimes I'm genuinely surprised at how many Brits could pass off as Basques here.
>>74720057
looks like hes been living in a cave all his life
myyyy preciousssss... xD
>>74720087
this was considered race mixing as early as the 1960s
>>74719865
I did the US and Asia portions of that travelling in an 8 month hiatus between jobs (quit a company that was falling apart and it did indeed go under soon after i left)
15 days is indeed fucked. I get 25+8? bank holidays at my new job and I feel quite restricted even by that.
You should drive south and see the eclipse in totality though
>>74720057
>f**king
guy's smart you can lose your job for that these days (in the states)
Feel pretty sad lads
Face got fatter, don't look as handsome as I did 10 months ago
haven't even seen a walnut whip in years
they're proper tasty
>>74720149
to lose weight try eating less than you are now
I want to live in the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7l7kLDUrx0
>>74720105
neat, pennsylvania is gonna get it pretty good assuming it's clear enough.
i feel bad for my dad desu. he's 74, and this is really his only chance to ever see a solar eclipse. but i know he wouldn't travel with me. :(
>>74720172
>>74720149
buy some DNP
found my e-cig fucking yes, been looking it all day, was so close to buying a pack of fags
figure the english and irish will hate each other until the end of time
>>74720149
losing weight and getting the best facial aesthetics I've ever had
along with a disgusting skelly body, mixed feel
>>74720223
Don't think I know anyone that hates the Irish
>>74720255
prolly cause youre a paki cunt
>>74720102
Marriage between Swedes and Italians was never considered miscegenation you dumb nigger
>>74720261
hehehe
>>74720247
post skelly body
>>74720261
What, just because I have Pakistani heritage I can't be British? My parents and I were born in England.
>>74720247
How did you lose weight?
>>74720263
Yeah it was, just look at them
The phenotypes immediately suggest a different species, when our ancestors stuck to their race the white people umbrella term was rarely used and now people are north african are considered white
They both share different maternal and paternal haplotypes, it's race mixing.
>>74720310
Fuck off you dusky mucky bugger
>>74720191
Surely it doesn't cost much to fly from PA to say Nashville
seeing a 75% eclipse is nothing compared to totality. I'm going to some bumfuck town in missouri to see it.
by the way, there is another one in 2024, but the next one after that is 2045.
>>74720310
FOP
>>74720329
Back to /pol/ rorke
if I do have cancer I feel like my family will pay to go private but i'm just not sure I'm comfortable with causing this kind of expense, might just go straight to Switzerland and get done in for good
congratulations, you played yourself
>>74720353
>back to Kashmir
>>74720310
You don't share European DNA so you cannot be British.
You're just another Paki living in Britain.
>>74720353
Make me, you child raping fuck wit
the neighbours runt hound has been barking non stop for 4 hours and it's quarter to 10
>>74720280
generally assume skelly-body-fans are nonces tbf
>>74720321
no longer doing my best to stuff my face every meal
took me a year to put on 10 kilos and I lost it in 3 months
wife just lacerated her labia
should we go to the hospital?
>>74720263
Benjamin Franklin considered Swedes and Italians lesser races
>"Which leads me to add one Remark: That the Number of purely white People in the World is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. I could wish their Numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, Scouring our Planet, by clearing America of Woods, and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People?"
Just got told my grandad died a few hours ago
Goodnight, I love you
Don't know why i'm posting, it's just good to open up even if it's to the abyss, sorry
>>74720373
I've never left Europe
>>74720381
England is my home
>>74720382
I'm not a nonce and I do not condone the actions of rape gangs (assuming they're not a fabrication for the right-wing media)
>>74720407
cunts are made to take a beating
>>74720412
sorry la
took the piss out of this canadian today while driving lads
thoroughly enjoyed it
>>74720412
>>74720423
t. smelly paki nonce
>>74720423
Paki cunt
>assuming they're not a fabrication for the ring-wight media
Oh, he thinks he's clever
>>74720396
I've been stable weight for a year then I stopped training and I've lost 4 kg in a month hahaha JUST
SCOOPGATE IS BREAKING
GET IN HERE >>>/pol/125132907
C U T E
>>74720494
>training
>>74720494
lost it in prison desu
>>74720310
fuck off back to pakistan rasheed
>>74720494
>>74720423
fuck off paki scum
>>74720443
cheers bro
>>74720457
shh hut yuh muh
>>74720507
unironically think may is quite cute when she smiles
got called a shrimpdick at walmart
>>74720517
Yeah but you also lose your manhood so it's a two edged sword
>>74720350
>Surely it doesn't cost much to fly from PA to say Nashville
$250 roundtrip per person, whereas gasoline would be like $150
oh shit you know what now that i think about it he has a friend in Atlanta, some guy he hasn't seen since the 1970s. i bet that might entice him to take a trip.
>seeing a 75% eclipse is nothing compared to totality. I'm going to some bumfuck town in missouri to see it.
noice. i really think natural sights make the best vacations (granted i've never been on a vacation)
like every year there's a solar eclipse somewhere. why so many people travel to florida or something when they could go on a real adventure and see some incredible shit.
>>74720460
>>74720475
>>74720479
>>74720523
>>74720525
What are you lot seething about? I'm quintessentially British and never posted shit about my heritage or my faith before until the Yank called me a paki
Business idea: allow Pakistani immigration but only atheists
huh reaaaaaally makes methInk......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4
init
>>74720573
fuck off back to pakistan
you will never EVER be british
The gf
>>74720350
>by the way, there is another one in 2024, but the next one after that is 2045.
dayum this one is actually gonna be really close to where i live. the center is gonna go right over Lake Erie where i actually visited once when i was 8. it's only like 3 hours away.
thanks for all the info, anon. it's been a great conversation.
if you were able to choose, what time period would you live in, lads? think i'd choose to be born in the 1920s.
>>74720623
n*nce
>>74720607
ah yes another actor pretending like anyone cares about their views
Finally getting a new computer after 7 years lads
Been planning this trip to the US for a while now, starting to think the plans might be a bit too audacious. Think I might be bottling it.
>>74720643
probably the 1970s like my sister so that i could've had some more time to spend with my mom before she died.
>>74720643
>think i'd choose to be born in the 1920s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qXTw2gX5NA#t=15s
>if you were able to choose, what time period would you live in, lads? think i'd choose to be born in the 1920s.
>>74720671
what were the plans?
>>74720573
>What are you lot seething about? I'm quintessentially British and never posted shit about my heritage or my faith before until the Yank called me a paki
>>74720679
>flappers
>>74720679
>posting family guy
>saying no TV is a downside
>>74720696
quality hand drawn hat
mite be my favourite so far
>>74720643
1970s
I love this qt lads but I just can't be with her even though she likes me
Girlfriend is angry at me again lads
>>74720740
Thank you kind sir
>>74720752
FONT
>>74720764
iktf
>>74720696
your artistic skills are improving
>>74720643
I'd live in the exact period I actually did/do
But I want my current knowledge so I can make better choices this time around
Tfw jaw exercises worked after couple days
>>74720791
What jaw exercises?
>he uses emoticons in conversations with girls
wife's seizing again
What is actually the point in being alive if you're sub 5'10?
>>74720791
what did you do
what happened
>>74720802
Look up and kiss 20 times x2 a day
Night in the cuck shed for me lads
What uni has the hottest birds?
there's no way this is a guy >>74668490
why are they saying that?
>>74720867
Leeds
>>74720802
he can now suck willies longer without getting tired
>>74716270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pum4OaOtkL
>being under 7 feet tall
Will pakis ever be liked in Britain?
>>74720826
I do
>>74720698
A very low budget trip around the southwest that involves couchsurfing, camping , hitchhiking and some workaways (work in exchange for bed & board). I've been watching a lot of westerns recently which is an influence in this trip.
>>74720867
york uni desu
they all hang out by the library beanbags
>>74720696
I'd be born just in time to fight in ww2 and raise a family in the 1950s.
>>74720880
one of my favourite vocs desu. i'd buy this guys album
>>74720892
you've gotta be really social and extroverted for that to work.
>>74720870
Does it matter lad?
Someone make an inspirational 'dorapost in the next thread
>>74720882
sad that this lad will almost certainly die of a heart condition in his late 20s
>>74720888
Not until the rorkes get an education.
>I'd be born just in time to fight in ww2 and raise a family in the 1950s.
>>74720919
yes
>>74720867
Bolton
>>74720846
how exactly do you do that? vid/pics?
Don't feel anything lads
>>74720918
what does he say in the end? I think you got it bad, nigger?
*does a really funny dance*
>>74720867
I havn't been to all the universities sorry
probably a low-end russel group like liverpool or newcastle
>>74720970
you think you got it bad, nigga?
>>74720832
to fuck the girls being orbited by beta lanklets
>>74718875
the majority of middle class people in the north talk in southern accents,from my experience.And the working classes talk in northern
>>74720882
imagine if this dude started taking a fuckload of roids