FUCK DRUMPF EDITION
RICK AND MORTY SUBEDITION
Shan't be posting in this edition
mad to think of how much time and money has been wasted on HIV research when we could've been curing people who deserve it
ah yes tim farron
>>74716289
racist
fucking love eurovision lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT6yOIC6ihI
extra
>>74716294
What's wrong with taking in refugees
>>74716294
based
*burps*
>>74716327
>>74716343
rasheed
>>74716327
We are full
>>74716283
neck yourself
please pick a suit for me
http://www.indochino.com/collection/suits?cvosrc=ppc.google.mens%20suits&cvo_campaign=Search%20-%20US%20-%20All%20Geos%20-%20NonBrand%20-%20Suits%20(Exact)&cvo_crid=189413949272&Matchtype=e&gclid=CKyY28Ll6NMCFVaewAodBP0DGg
>>74716308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYgE7O0OLyw
>11 years ago
>>74716327
nothing
>>74716353
are we?
>>74716362
ok...
:(
why do norwegians sound very similar to scots
>>74716409
Yes
>>74716409
yes
>>74716427
proofs??
hello
>>74716427
They're literally close to Norway than Wales
can't believe yuroshits gave this choon nul points
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJ62IG3gBo
>>74716264
this reeks of reddit
>>74716409
yes
reminder there is going to be a huge happening next week that is going to shake up the whole world's consciousness
screencap this post, you cant even comprehend whats in store
>>74716446
I can't believe we've avoided it for 13 years
>>74716371
>i was 16 with hopes and dreams when this happened
>>74716443
Not true in the slightest
the absolute STATE of yank journalism
>>74716447
what does?
r8 the lunch, m8s
fucking lol
Do we really need 50,000 uneducated, culturally incompatible people from a savage, war torn country?
>talk to someone about sixth form
>he says he resat gcse maths over 3 years to get a C in gcse maths
hmm yes very impressive
>>74716549
rorke
>>74716549
yes
>>74716549
yes
>>74716499
what's wrong with posing a question? also:
>a fucking leaf
>>74716549
All immigrants used to be engineers and doctors in their home country anon
>>74716385
Clearly not Syrian
>>74716549
yeah maybe more
>>74716549
THOSE ARE FUTURE DOCTORS AND MATHEMATICIANS AND ASTRONAUTS YOU FUCKING RACIST
lets this be our swansong ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8oTtSTRdSw
don't want to compete in eurovision after brexit. it feels wrong
thoughts?
http://www.indochino.com/product/navy-micro-pindot-suit
>>74716646
few if any
>>74716639
Australia and Israel are in it
Fuck you
https://youtu.be/mRnGqhYhHdg
>on the 3rd day he told her that he loved her
why are Indians so alpha af, la?
>>74716294
thanks for making it easier who to vote for, tim
its finally raining
>>74716592
Whoa who are you to tell him where he's from
That's racis
>>74716658
australia should replace us just like in the webm.
it would be pure poetry
>>74716639
We won't leave it. There's a Somali entrant this year.
>>74716646
>$799 for an off the rack suit
screaming
>>74716499
>Kevin: “I don’t have many jealousy triggers. But I don’t like it when someone my wife is seeing takes the parking spot in front of my house"
howling
>>74716714
it's $499CAD and it's not off the rack mongboy
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=31d_1494532512
>Londoners
>>74716746
hmmmm
and it isn't tailored, retard. that's what off the rack means
>>74716749
HOW DARE YOU USE TWITTER WHEN THERE'S SOMALIANS WITH NO TOILETS??
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A HYPOCRITE JUDITH?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i94-3AOD7gM
YAAAAAAAASS
>>74716749
Don't understand how you can be poor in a country that literally gives you money for nothing.
don't know which one i like better lads
http://www.indochino.com/product/classic-deep-navy-suit
http://www.indochino.com/product/navy-micro-pindot-suit
i have over 100 cookbooks and enjoy a shoulder of slow roasted lamb
>>74716749
ah yes, food banks, where glutenous welfare piggies can get a top up
>>74716714
It's a lot of money for a half canvas otr.
I buy full canvas otr and get my tailor to adjust them for me. Costs about the same as this suit.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1zySZ4QbHKTYp9MfFC7hxKK/six-ways-to-cope-with-anxiety
>“On a Sunday morning by 11:30, I’ve done a two-mile walk and I’ve met people, and you think, ‘I’ve really achieved something with my day.’”
walking 2 miles is an achievement for a woman
Just get a proper tailored suit, what sort of autist buys a suit online
>>74716749
>eats a snickers
o shit I forgot about the 99%, better self flagellate so old Judith doesn't go off on one
>>74716810
it IS tailored you fucking mong, they literally say right there that they take all your measurements
and im going in store anyways
>>74716836
fuck off faggot
>>74716823
deep navy is nicer. looks more formal as well because its darker im o
>>74716887
how the fuck am I supposed to know what is on your screen you leaf cunt, it doesn't say custom made on mine, nor does it say 50% off
fuck off
>paying $500 for a suit
in this age of globalisation and sweat shops, spending more than $100 for a suit is ridiculous
>>74716810
me on the right
>>74716904
that's what i was thinking
are black suits out of style now though?
Seems like eurovision already his peak gay and is now just a mtv music festival
>>74716928
some korean tailor place near me does full tailored suits for $150 out of decent material
getting a suit made in hong kong
you are all runts compared to me
>>74716830
What kind of 'man' goes to a food bank? We live on an island, surrounded by seas full of fish. Deer and even boar roam our woods. We have pheasants, partridges, wood pigeons, grouse. Rabbits and hares. Rivers and lakes of salmon and trout.
Your ancestors managed without so called food banks. Why are you such a failure?
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d64_1494453422
SCREAMING AND HOWLING
Gas
the
JOCKS
civil
war
NOW
>>74716871
Can see where she's coming from desu. When you're feeling like shit, going out for a little walk can really cheer you up, make you feel like the day hasn't bena complete waste
>>74716821
need an address and a bank account to sign on
>>74716965
don't care
>>74717005
meanie
>>74716958
They went out of style after the Victorian age m8. Black for mourning Albert, and then once she died, the Edwardians were all about naval blues.
>>74716993
this
i am thinking of getting a bespoke one made from them as well. those indian tailors in HK know what's up
bulgaria is winning eurovision easy
>>74717005
great post
>>74716987
noice.
local asians > online or brand name shite
>>74716264
FUCK DORMPHF NOT MY PRESIDENT!!
>>74716639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K57dVZ4oHtQ
Wouldn't mind a civil war 2bh. I'm bored of all this peaceful coexistence
bought a 45 quid suit from primarni
how are we doing
cbf watching the poof shit but would like to know
>>74717007
>>74716871
She needs a husband desu. It's the loneliness that gives lots of women anxiety these days. They are fed all this bullshit by feminists and SJWs and indoctrinated into believing they deserve Chad and then get mental health issues when they don't get what they think they're entitled to.
Stock piling Greggs in preparation for the civil war lads.
don't own a suit
am a bit on the poor side
i just wanted to say that you all are normie af with normie af taste tbqh ngl la
just bought a suit from jjb online dw it's tailored though
>not even in the EU
>still paying the most towards the EBU
JUST
never done sex
>>74716958
no idea. just saying i think one looks nicer than the other. for example, if i look at the lighter suit, i can imageine a preppy wanker on a canal boat, or a chavvy footballer wearing it. while the darker one just seems more proper and suave.
>>74716871
Try running instead you lazy cunt
>>74717131
would 'dora this but im too tired so youll have to content yourself with the knowledge that everything you just spewed would make a 13 year old brony reel back in cringe you waste of space
Stock piling Coopland's in preparation for going civil war lads.
>>74717168
Worth it
>>74717138
Tried to suck all the grease out of a greggs sausage roll once. got tired after a bit
The cum is coming out of my willy
>>74716928
implying you could fit into a $100 suit
>>74717183
good post
1 slit in your suit jacket or 2?
had another amazing wank with the homemade fleshlight. was still wet from the two fucks yesterday
>>74717208
oh my fucking god pics please
>thought it was Friday tomorrow
>it's Thursday tomorrow
J U S T
>>74717207
greggs btfo
Why is the north so desolate?
>>74717240
double vents
>>74716958
suits don't really go out of style in terms of colours, just design. black is the least frequently used colour and usually reserved for special occasion whether it's funeral or very formal dinners.
therefore, not as versatile.
Love BBC (BIG BLACK COCK) so much
>>74717204
>repeatedly tell your m8s to fuck off and ignore them
>invite on holiday every year so they can take the piss out of you
Worth it
just wanted to let you all runts know that my suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row and just because the best tailoring you lads have ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything tbqh ngl la
>>74717240
2. 1 is American wank. 2 is good for riding and rises up when you dance. Go for a bold lining. Shocking pink or something.
Notch lapels, two buttons, side tabs, pick stitching, hand stitched buttonholes.
toil at sunrise
>>74717292
>norn
>>74717323
We paid for the holiday, they have to let us come
>>74717292
because all our taxes go to london
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-qa6SjRZo
stone roses were class lad. Such great music to just chill out to
>>74717292
North England? Primarily because its economy was stripped and not replaced
>>74717240
2 is only if you're a waiter lmao
Been fighting my sheets
And nearly crying in my sleep
>>74717317
this
>>74717292
>eastern Germany
really makes you think that doesnt it
the girl who lives next to me is singing 2000's era alt rock tunes very loudly
made a funny
Get on my level
70% of brits are chavs
this is thanks to alcohol and smoking
>>74717405
you know what to do la
>>74717405
nonce
>>74717292
honestly the swiss need to fuck off
we don't care how technology works because all we care about is getting fucking rich
>>74717409
>>74717410
Have a folder with hundreds of images of a middle-aged Japanese man.
It is not only one's possession of the XY or XX karyotype which determines their sexual phenotype: many other genetic factors affect sexual development, such as rare mutations and nondisjunction events during gametogenesis. For example, XXY and XXXY individuals are phenotypically male; XY individuals with androgen insensitivity syndrome are phenotypically female.
>>74717410
i saved one of yours yesterday. post more
>>74717292
Ahh yes, Norway
>>74717369
>>74717378
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
FUCK OFF with your victim complex.
FUCK OFF thinking you're better than anybody else.
FUCK OFF you're fucking northern, you're scum YOU'RE NOTHING! my part of the country KEEPS YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFESTYLE TOGETHER!
the people in London pay the taxes so that YOU can go on strike. So that YOU can enjoy your tea on the taxpayers fuckin' biw, you filthy Northern scum. you can FUCK OFF ALONG WITH SCOTLAND. FUCK OFF. FILTH.
>>74717455
post it
>>74717437
*imagines an icbm sent by each one of those nations with a target centered right at London*
aaahhhh, yaaaas
>>74717292
>work in german/austria
>live in czech republic/slovenia
is this feasible?
>>74717424
i don't actually, what are you saying i do?
just did a fantastic cum
might fuck a nigger lad with aids. will a condom prevent me from getting it
ah yes, the so-called "northern powerhouse"
>>74717481
>that flag
god is a woman and my mum she is a witch
>>74717465
h-haha yeah what a silly thing to do, basing your whole economy on selling things under your dirt to other countries
*does a fun little dance*
haha weeee
>>74717437
>No Ireland
Good lad
woah
really makes you think
>>74717526
always laugh at this filename
>>74717515
hiv+ life expectancy is the same as without it la, go for it
>>74717526
when my dad was little those new tower blocks were considered state of the art compared to the old slums
>yank rping as a london sheed
for what purpose
>>74717540
I agree
t. Irishman
>>74717515
technically aids doesn't spread very easily if its male female but i wouldn't risk it anyway
do supermarkets sell lard?
>>74717465
>nearly a trillion dollars banked
oh no i feel so bad for them however will they live
Doesn't look so bad for 42
>>74717586
doing a black lad up the arse
>>74717533
mate it's fine we found more stuff under the dirt don't even worry
icbms, ss. 20s
they lie so dormant, they got so many
heard her yell "you shit fuck fuck!" and then slamming sounds followed by the sink. no idea what's going on, she was singing "heyyy must be tha monaaayy" a few second before
>>74717550
why don't they nationalize everything, that'd be the most patriotic
there are things i will never laugh at. the handicapped. because there's nothing funny about them.
>>74717591
A trillion doesn't last long at all mate
>>74717499
Yes it is. Even though you'd have to drive a bit because the border regions are still mostly farmland because noone wanted to create businesses or build factories anywhere near the iron curtain.
Bratislava-Vienna is about one hour by car for example.
>>74717499
>>live in czech republic/slovenia
>living with slavs
british trains were still shit and expensive before privatisation
>>74717592
she's a cutie
>>74717627
>handicapped
FOY
Is there a netflix equivalent that only has british programmes? Not keen on yank stuff unless it's star wars.
>>74717499
used to live in Vienna, loads of people live in Bratislava but work in Vienna, because rent over there is about £100 a month but you can earn britain-level wages in Vienna
day of the diet when
best spanish speaking countries:
1. spain
2. chile
3. argentina
4. california
5. mexico
>>74717627
their parents not aborting them and having to live with a literal mong for 20 years or whatever is fucking hilarious
>>74717631
it's fine by train
>>74717592
nah she looks fucking nuts m8, anyone on tinder in their 40s is in an abysmal state
>>74717670
BBC iPlayer
Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. London
2. London
3. London
4. London
5. London
few more days lads
>>74717600
excellent quality post. making you an honourary brit
>>74717728
>no yellow ends
shan't
>>74717629
well it's not like they're going to go full crisis and have to rely exclusively ont heir savings. they'll always be making money on top of that. it'll last ages for a tiny population like theirs well after the earth is a cinder
>>74717665
my mum always refers to sports shirts (like in rugby) as guernseys
why is that
>>74717724
very good post
>>74717724
ah yes
anyone else getting a connection error when they try and post something with speech marks?
>>74717573
how old is your dad?
looks like it'd be a good show, but the mother keeps changing the netflix password and i'm tired of asking her for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IPyv4KgTAA
the 'wb also hates drumpf so i can't really watch it with her
>>74717692
Brazil
business idea: move 50,000 syrian refugees into salford, generating massive financial income from the shopping city
>>74717782
why does" britain have so many muslims?
>>74717768
Surprised they're not completely effeminate little poofters like the Swedes after living so long in safety and absolutely wealth and comfort
Watching Question Time, amazing how well people from Edinburgh speak compared to Glasgow.
>>74717791
WHAT AND YOU LIKE DRUMPF? WHY?
>>74717782
girls in the top picture were probably being nonced the same amount as those in the bottom tbf
>>74717791
>'wb
FONYT
>>74717803
no because they will petition to shut all the 24 hour clubs that's a terrible idea where will i go to dance at 4am then???
haven't been to the british museum for at least 10 years
might go and spend a full day in there
>>74717782
real talk, i don't really have a problem with a headscarf. in the medieval times women wore headscarfs, didn't they? even traditional costumes today usually include a headscarf, not to mention nuns. it was a cultural sign of modesty. we need more women like that today.
still kek'd at the pic tho
>>74717680
slovakia is grim hence why its blue on the map. i want at least green living standards and red income
>Labour to hand control of London rail lines to TfL if it wins General Election
voting labour ASAP
>>74717867
>thinking the only issue in that picture is what the girls are wearing
Fuck off
>>74717860
no you wont
>>74717867
anyone got that webm of some skinheads bashing a poof and then a group of muslims joining in
would be very applicable here
fuck off you utter runt
>>74717857
the salford disco city
>>74717772
probably because we're near Jersey and they're usually known as Rugby Jerseys
>>74717864
nothing signals upper class area than a skittles ad banner on a railing
>>74717838
glasgow people are actually very effeminate when you listen carefully.
Im going to sound like a dickhead but do i need a postamp to send a letter?
>>74717868
Bratislava is rather decent (because the government sends all the money there) but the countryside and smaller towns are 1950s USSR tier.
>>74717930
yeah
The museums in london arent even as good as ones in medium sized american cities
Not even memeing
>>74717907
>taxi in
>dance in dodgy club with fucked up people until midday
>taxi out
only thing salford is good for
racists are vile in real life
actually disgusting
especially since they target the innocent people most of the time
>>74717930
ahahah oi kevvo get a look at this dickhead here
fuck me mate you want me to hold your hand while you put it in the scary box too fucking dumb cunt
God I'd love to breed Blair White
just the wanted to let you all know that yanks are wanks(ers)
>>74717930
just put the receiver address where you would put the return address
>>74717950
fuck you sure?
business idea: poll the 50,000 syrians and if any refer to a frozen pizza as either an oven pizza or shop pizza, deny them entry
>>74717893
the way i see it is that cultures and demographics change. before the romans and the advent of christianity, britain was pagan and ruled by bumfuck tribes. and now, by it's own choosing, it will be islamic. and desu so what. up until the 20th century, christianity was just as barbaric as some islamic countries are today.
islam will reform and become moderate, it's already happening. and at least they worship the ONE true G-d, not some trinity where one part is "Man-God"
celebrating with the realest niggas in the club
amen.
pakis are vile in real life
actually disgusting
especially since they target the innocent people most of the time
>>74717996
yeah
>>74717963
am i supposed to be attracted by this? im not
>>74717945
historic centre is nice. the suburbs are grim as all hell
yanky yanky does a wanky
cries to sleep under his blanky
>>74717782
Levenshulme isn't even the worst part of that area, there's a place called Longsight nearby which is hell on earth
business idea: get non small cell lung cancer and die
miss the "just wanted to let you all know" gimmick la tbqh ngl
>>74717984
o shut up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n7vrvM0iO4
so /mu/
>>74718011
its for my students finance. damn theres a mailbox right where i live too. guess ill wait till tomorrow.
>>74717963
haha where's his willy??
hate asians in cars
>>74718003
>lmao dude just give up everything you have and hold dear it'll be fine haha trust me
'sheed
>>74717790
in his 60s
hate asians
>>74718019
unironically lived in longsight for two years
love asians
>>74718016
True. The suburbs are a blight in all eastern european countries. Same with Prague and Krakow.
Friendly reminder that southern poofters split Lancashire up in the 70s because they were shit scared of us.
Need to visit Lake Bled
Gay twats
GET OUT
>gp let's me book appointments online
>they're all 3 weeks in advance
ah yes this service surely isn't completely useless
*toot*
went to the hermitage in st petersburg, that was incredible
>and at least they worship the ONE true G-d, not some trinity where one part is "Man-God"
shant be giving this roleplaying yankrunt the pleasure of a reply
>>74718003
>who cares you're being bred out in your own homeland
fuck off shlomo
>he's voting UKIP and not Tory
>looks at the sundial
>nods head like pic related
>gathers me m8s
just want to let you all know that it's time, la
>kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca
>>74718135
imagine their nigger stench
yuck
>>74718071
it's not gonna totally happen in your lifetime, and your children already live with it. so what does it matter? do you think if you took a Brit from 1885 and showed him what it was like in 1985 he would recognise the culture?
>>74718135
would honestly prefer a bang average white girl
>>74718076
I used to live on the Rusholme end of Dickenson Road. Such a fucking shithole walking to the ASDA. Cities are awful.
I'm a SCOT
not a BRIT
RESPECT my nation
>>74718135
Black women have really broad shoulders
>>74718151
>gif
fuck off
>>74718135
t.boris becker
she's not fat, literally no belly
>>74718197
high test qts
got called a sexiest in walmart
>>74718212
yeah she's fucking obese you mean
>>74718212
arse cancer
>>74718162
Yes
>>74718227
Oxymoron
>>74718212
she's fat you mongboy
>>74718191
no
fuck off jock
FICKER TENDONS
>>74718212
thats disgusting
>>74718182
i was daisy bank, not great but i was a student so didn't give a fuck at the time, i probably added to the shitness for everyone else by being drunk or high all the time
>>74718212
if that's not fat, what is it?
>tfw have the virgin form of protest
>>74718124
nice meme, seamus. the bogtrotters almost died off in their own homeland because you couldn't figure out how to diversify your crops and grow something other than fucking potatoes.
so instead you invaded my country or got shipped off to australia to serve out the remainder of your sentence.
don't lecture people about taking over a native culture when the whole essence of irish existence is to invade and take over.
mr spock is half human, half vulcan
well that's it lads, the 4th girl that liked me but I never made a move on like 8 years ago finally removed me from normiebook.
haven't had a good plate of tendies for months
FISICALLY SEXIER BODIES
>>74718124
spending most of august in the USA
>>74718235
>>74718237
>>74718247
>>74718271
>>74718289
post the nearest shopping centre to you and i'll meet you tomorrow and knock the shite out of you
>>74718330
swing by me gaff
>>74718019
>Longsight
grew up near there in Ardwick
>>74718283
Same, I was there in the mkat days, unreal how many bags of that disgusting shite went up my nose
>>74718332
Blackpool Houndshill mate
you wouldn't DARE start on me
>>74718332
>nearest shopping centre
i don't live in some runty town with a """shopping centre""" so it's not happening
>>74718291
that doesn't even make any sense
more Irish went to britain than america during the famine and the ones in Australia were sent there as prisoners
you're a fucking kike anyway so you wouldn't understand what it means to have a homeland
>>74718332
meet me at metropol maccas and I'll fucking knock the fat out of your head gimp
fuck manchester and all mancs
>>74716270
Oldnew when we're ready to migrate boys
>>74718017
you're a yank too you asshole
next edition will be grimsby arcade edition
Just found out Malcolm X was a bender
>>74718332
dundas arcade
>>74718376
I live DANGEROUSLY close to blackpool, could be knocking you round the carpark within an hour and half
>>74718387
>>74718416
enjoy your jaws being intact, soon they'll be atomised.
What's a good city in the UK for a burger to study abroad?
>>74718384
>more Irish went to britain than america during the famine
when are they going home lad
>>74718354
what state are you in
>>74718384
>more Irish went to britain than america during the famine and the ones in Australia were sent there as prisoners
does that negate my point? the point was you invade someone else's country and spread your influence over it.
>you're a fucking kike anyway so you wouldn't understand what it means to have a homeland
not even Jewish desu, i just like triggering you
>>74718370
yeah don't know why people do the stuff, fucking gross, only ever done other peoples mcat though still have the dignity of not going to a dealer for it
>>74718437
Edinberg
>>74718449
whatever our soldiers and our land contributed massively to both the wealth of britain and america and irish settlers were there from the beginning in america, and britain basically got their war fleet from irish timber and irish manpower
>>74718500
ahhaaaaaaa ok mate
>>74718500
Paddies did fuck all for Britain
Nelson was English mate :)
>>74718471
Not on my agenda I'm afraid. I'm going to watch the eclipse in Missouri, and then visit some states I haven't been to yet. Currently I'm on 31. In August I should tick off Missouri, Kansas, Iowa, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Tennessee and possibly Michigan if I can be bothered to visit Detroit.
I went to Savannah in 2015 and it was nice.
>>74718437
London
o
n
d
o
n
>>74718570
big boats and that in savannah
>>74718436
how close we talking mate?
>>74718570
FOB
>>74718606
My most likely city, but the program is substantially more pricey than the others