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cum? more like /NAF/
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No canadians allowed
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There are two genders and your gender is tied to your biological sex. Thinking that you're something else is a mental illness.
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that feeling when I have no intimate female companion
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>>74715730
put your leaf back on right now
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f*nns are gay lol
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oispa suomelainen tytoystava
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>>74715691
Would you eat that monkey?
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>>74715691
STOP FEEDING THE MONKEY REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>74715676
seriously not sure if you're arguing in bad faith, or think this is what arguing in good faith looks like and are just retarded

gender dysphoria is literally a mental illness, but you're clearly just butthurt that people can do what they want nowadays without people like you lording over them being the most common viewpoint. cite a single fucking source before you get so high off your own farts. you don't understand the topic at all but you think holding the "right" opinion makes you infallible
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>>74715745
you between the door
me with the knife
terrorist as the us a
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There's unironically a tranny at my work edition and he behaves just as he previously did except more passive aggressiveness and with violent mood swings no one is allowed to ciritize
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There is biological gender/sex and then there is socialized sexual preference.

thats it
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sexuality is a spectrum btw
discuss
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>listening to some kids so my niece is watching
>they call people without superpowers "normos"
bit 'tistic desu
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>>74715747
quite good
would be written correctly suomalainen tyttoystava
but what you wrote sounds correct when spoken
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>Why yes, I do believe """"""""""((((((((((academics)))))))))""""""""" who say that gender is "on a spectrum" and I do believe that your gender is not your biological sex.
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I sexually identify as an F14 Tomahawk fighter jet
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>>74715790
Not so fast, amigo
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If i beat the living shit out of a tranny.

Do i get charged for beating a woman?

Or what if the tranny beats the shit out of a woman, do they go to men's jail or females?
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>>74715879
thank you i never learned how to write
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>>74715876
*show not so
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He gets mad at me because i think it's fucked to call him a girl's name
It's not even similar to his real name
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>being so brainless that he can't distinguish between sexuality and gender
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would anyone be up for a CUM mumble server
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If you have a Y chromosome, you are a man.
If you have an X chromosome, you are a woman.
If you identify as something other than your biological sex or believe that you can be something other than your biological sex, you should be shot and your corpse should be discarded into a ditch.
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>>74715731
Hermaphrodites exist though
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>>74716002
unironically this desu
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>>74716002
dang gamergate sure did a number on you lads, didn't it?
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>>74716025

and intersexuals
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>>74716025
And they should be killed.
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>>74715996
people are sick of hairsplitting just so people can roleplay as moralists
this is what happens when fringe groups get too much attention
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>dang gamergate sure did a number on you lads, didn't it?
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>>74715730
Peru doesn't exist. It's just a ploy by the Canadian government to lower the cost of red and white flag dye.
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>>74716025
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't pronounce this word as

Herma-fro-dytes
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>>74716134
check out those sweet kicks!
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>>74716161
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>>74716167
it's
her-mafro-dee-tays
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>>74716079
Why?
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>>74716263
Because they are freaks. ""People"" with significant birth defects should be killed as soon as they're born.
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>>74716290
>significant
why are they significant?
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>tfw I have a migraine
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What are you having for supper /cum/.
I got a hare and am trying hasenpfeffer for the first time. I think it's too vinegary though. Anyone else ever try it?
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I really can't think of anything positive about spending time on 4chan.
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>>74716337
probably a frozen pizza that gives me a stomach ache
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>being born a hermaphrodite isn't a significant defect
Moron.
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>>74716290
>t. too edgy for the 3rd reich
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defect is GOOD retard
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>>74716337
probably microwave 'za bites
>inb4 raviolis
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>>74716290
You mean like autism?
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>>74716337
maybe some pasta with meat sauce
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>>74715691
we need to save /cum/ monkey
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nofap begins now

wish me luck
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>always have to wake up at 4am or 5am to get to work on time
>asked manager to change me to noon or night shifts because i always feels tired and sick in the mornings because i never get enough sleep
>she said i'd be getting half the hours i currently do if i do that since there's plenty people working those hours and morning shifts need more people
literally nothing is going well right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmGVIvf8Q6s
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>>74716376
You should take up hunting anon and get a real meal.
>sense of accomplishment
>rewarding and challenging
>great tradition
>locally sourced
>organic
>free range
>healthy, full of lean protein and omega 3 fatty acids (in herbivores)
>contributes to animal and habitat conservation
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>>74716484
ill give u some meat sauce if u kno what i mean haha
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when will the west get the good kind of implants? we have shitty plastic
japan/korea uses some magical fat instead
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>>74716484
Meaty marinara is top tier tbqh, I don't even need the pasta
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>>74716524
i'm a sensie so i can't kill animals
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>wanting plastic silicon girls

kys, my dude
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>>74716506
https://www.google.fi/maps/place/Bang+Khun+Thian,+Bangkok+10150,+Thailand/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x30e2bb4f8f77220b:0x30100b25de24ed0?sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj2st7o5-jTAhUC8ywKHaGcDp8Q8gEIlgEwDw

he lives here
how do we save him? putting him on a diet and forcing him to get fit?
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>>74716640
the opposite if you learned how to FUKIN read
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>>wanting plastic silicon girls
>this post was made by a californian
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>>74716696
yeah
i already bought my tickets along with pooman
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>>74716717
le serious face?
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>>74716700

silicon is silicon regardless of how they look, stupid
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>>74716602
What's a sensie? A sensitive person? I think I am too, there's always some regret and a somber atmosphere when I harvest an animal, but if you eat meat hunting is the best, healthiest, and most ethical method.
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>>74716756
I think he is saying that in Asia they use natural fat, not synthetic silicon. Is "Hooked on Phonics" still a thing in America?
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>>74716855
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>>74716755
yes
i care about /cum/ monkey
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>>74716849
I thought he was implying that we have sex dolls and they have humans
we had "heukt aun fonicks"
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>>74716781
You're probably right...
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Guys, i have 4 free days and absolutely nothing to entertain myself with, what should i do?
bls help
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>>74717050
vidia
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>>74717050
vagina
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>>74716855
This meme reminds me of a story

>be me
>gf's aunt has a terrier dog with a huge belly tumour
>dog can't even walk for the tumour
>vet costs too much for poor families
>wants to put dog down but too emotional
>I agree to do it
>only available guns are a 12 guage or a .22
>I don't want to pick up dog chunks, or shoot at point blank range, or have to take more than one shot
>guns are out
>friend tells me a story
>he had to put down a dog, wrapped dog house in plastic, taped hose to exhaust pipe on truck, ran into dog house, dog quietly fell asleep, never woke up
>brilliant.png
>use large box (no dog house)
>ohshit.jpg
>as I dig a hole dog spends 10 minutes dying horribly, making ungodly sounds
>depressing as all fuck
>experience still haunts my dreams

Never again
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>>74717050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IvB01nQ3ss&feature=youtu.be&list=PLjeYiUz6rdHoj4_PF_pMbwvd2QdGGQZhX&t=1050
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>>74715691
>>74716855
>>74716876
>>74716879
You're making me hungry!
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>>74716977
Try it out, get a .410 calibre shotgun or a .22 rifle, take your local hunter's safety course, and start with rabbits.
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>>74717146
You WON'T make soup with that macaco
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>>74717136
fug
do exit bags work for dogges?
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he's right you know
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>>74717136
>dig hole
>put dog in whole
>BLAM
>doggie chunks already in hole
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>>74717258
Voy a comer una sopa de mono y nada en este mundo podra detenerme, Juan.
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OMG
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>american parenting
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>>74717400
Toma esto!
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why is dixie still a thing? WHAT DO THEY WANT
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https://youtu.be/0pPbOv3PKNs?t=331

THIS MAN DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY CIA NIGGERS
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>accidentally wrote whole instead of hole but it still works
(・_・ )
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>>74717564
>A nation with the Protestant God at its forefront

>A nation that values its traditions, culture, and history, over excessive and rapid modernisation

>a united nation wherein each state retains a large amount of autonomy

>to LARP as 19th century plantation owners and mountain men
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>>74717734
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>>74717545
¡Demasiado lento! Ya me comi la sopa. Ahora me voy por el mono gordo de las fotos.
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>>74717564
relax. the white trash general keeps them out of here
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Steps to learn Spanish:

1.) Start with a serious Latin language, like French.

2.) Suffer brain damage from acute trauma, disease, or genetic inheritance

3.) Develop an ambiguous sense of sexual orientation

4.) Speak

5.) Congratulations, you are now a proficient Spanish speaker!
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CUM CANT DIE THIS EARLY COME ONE ITS 10 HOURS TOO SOON

oh wait its friday fucking normies ree
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>kill mephisto
>drops are shit
>kill him a couple more times
>more shit drops
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>>74717922
It's Thursday
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>>74718004
ah yes fucking timezones and shit
how do they work
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>>74717922
I just don't have anything that isn't a blogpost
>>74718004
not in russia
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>>74718045
i dont mind blogposts
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>>74718074
ZITTO ANIMALE
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I identify as 95% male, 3% female and 3% other
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found a kaht
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>>74718138
so whats the sitrep on grooming your sister to be my lawfully wedded wife?
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>>74718145
his legs are augmented, i wonder if he ever asked for this
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>>74718165
probably visiting on Saturday or Sunday. Gonna tell her there's this creepy Quebecois mulatto who keeps asking me for pictures of her thighs
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>>74718201
the fuck? i never asked for pictures of her thighs, im a noble man. I wouldnt want her as my wife if she distributed lewd pics over the internet anyway
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>>74718236
Dieu vous bénisse mon ami
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>>74718145
>Miracoli animalosi
lol italian is funny
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Really contemplating my fucking life right now.
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>>74718431
thinking of ending your SHORT life?
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When you eat Cheetos do you eat them in order from biggest to smallest or vice versa? For me it is biggest first.
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I'm gay but I only like feminine girls
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>>74718635
Not a problem I ever had as I am not autistic
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>>74718700
neither am I
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>I am not autistic
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Autism exists trust me I have it
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>>74718635
not a problem i ever had as cheetos are for subhumans
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>>74718635
I actually don't like the biggest ones very much. It's the small extra crunchy ones that make them enjoyable
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>>74718784
I don't really like them either and yet I keep eating them. Strange.
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>>74718835
well i had taste as a child and never developed such a habit
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What is /cum/'s gender? I'm a boy (girl)
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how do we save canada and mexico from themselves?
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>>74718916
give us girlfriends
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seriously think this namefag is mentally ill
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>>74718625
not at all, you?
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I am NOT MENTALLY ILL

All I wanted was a Pepsi
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i want a bepsi too
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if you still post on 4chan in 2017 you need to off yourself desu
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I havent posted on 4chan since 2013
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have never posted on 4chan
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Please offer opinion

>>74719112
>>74719112
>>74719112
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I have been posting on 4chan since the early 200's
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>>74717564
Less faggots, therefore less Californians
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Give me an image. I need to start a thread.
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>>74719232
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>>74719232
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>>74719232
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>>74719232
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fuck feminazis
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>>74719296
horrid
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I have to tend to my memes so I can become king (you become king by owning the memes)
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>>74719296
delete this
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should i do it?
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As soon as I got off the plane to Vegas there were video poker machines in the disembark area.
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on a train, AMA
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should I be responsible and buy video games? or be a retard and buy stuff I need?
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>>74719443
don't lose your laptop this time
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>>74715691
hmmm...
that's a lot of soup
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>>74719464

I wont

this time I'll put it in my backpack
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>>74719452
Are you actually going to play and finish the games you buy?
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>>74719497
probably not tbqh

but I NEED them, they're so cheap
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>>74719452
Pirate the games and buy stuff you need
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>>74716290
what the fuck is that, and why is it looking at me with those beady soul-less eyes?
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I got my balls stuck in the garbage disposal
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>>74719527
No, you dont NEED them. You WANT them. They'll always go on sale later anyways, possibly for cheaper. This is coming from a guy with a huge backlog of games.
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>>74719568
did you try turning it on and off?
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>tfw mile long backlog
>tfw I dont even enjoy vidya anymore
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>die
>all my shit is on my corpse in the middle of a bunch of invincible enemies
>have had multiple corpses since so i can't just rejoin
FUCKKCKCKCKCKC
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cut my thumb cutting bread

no melee for me lol
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>>74719452
If you can't do both then you don't know SHIT about making a living.
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>>74715803
>violent mood swings no one is allowed to ciritize
Yeah dosing yourself with hormones not intended for your mind/body by nature tends to have some hard side effects.
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>>74719734
I mean it's not stuff I desperately need

it's just supporting a dead end hobby to waste time (games) or supporting a productive hobby with a chance to make something (music)
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>>74719685
I turned it on but it got jammed, and it started to make clanking noises so I decided to call the plumber but the plumber didn't believe me so I took a selfie and uploaded it on twitter but I promptly got banned because it was inappropriate and I have no idea what to do, now my girlfriend is going to see me and she's probably going to dump me and my whole family will be disappointed
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got some chick fil a, 2bh, lads
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Very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12945735
http://www.strawpoll.me/12945735
http://www.strawpoll.me/12945735
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>>74719784
when it's obviously fake it's no fun
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>lads
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>>74719841
all shit
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>Making up stories for (You)s
Just kill yourself you waste of space
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opinions on this butt?
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>>74719844
I'm posting this on my phone and I'm squatting above the sink and my balls are stuck, I can't reach my tool box even though it's just out of reach and I forgot to pause my anime, I can't let my girlfriend find out I watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or she's going to dump me and I also have to study for an exam in physics tomorrow
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>>74719934
2 big
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>>74719934
disgusting
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>>74715932
No retard if it's not self defense you would get charged with a hate crime which is worse. Even if you got off on some technicality you would be publicly shamed and ostracized.
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>>74719934
Absolument dégoûtant
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>>74719934

slightly oversized
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>>74715876
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>>74719841
more like
/who is the fakest/
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>>74716167
Because you'd come off as pic related.
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>>74720034
Can Alex Jones be considered fake? Apparently his wife left him and took the kids because apparently he was crazy.
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THE WORLD
IS NOT FLAT!
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dinner
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might go to the same grad school as dr david duke
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>>74716337
I've had it before and it's good. I have never cooked it. I don't recall hassenpfeffer tasting vinegary at all desu.
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>>74720075
WE DID NOT GO TO THE MOON STOP THIS BULL SHIT!!!! BUNCH OF SHEEP !!!! Why don't you ask him how did we get out to the moon when we cannot even do that now!!!!!!????????? Any One say we did, you are a fool. EARTH IS NOT ROUND !!!! I am a pilot and I tell you our elevation does not change if I am at 40,000 going faster than the speed of sound, we do not keep correcting elevation to Earth DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!!! WE ARE AT THE AIR FORCE WE KNOW THIS FACT! Our beam of light targeting a ship or something on land from the sea as far as 600 miles away ...the targeting beam over the sea as the missile heading to target NOTHING CHANGES!!!!!!!!! you want to stay stupid that is up to you it is your life...we don't care and no ONE cares if you think the best force in the world telling you EARTH IS FLAT RIGHT OR WRONG! WE WOULD STILL NAIL YOU WITH A MISSILE AT WAR! GOD BLESS AMERICA...
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>>74720050
HIS JOOOOISH WAIFTH
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starting to think trump is actually involved with russia. if this turns out to be true, it's fucking OVER. you will never be allowed to question these retards again
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explain the Iraq Invasion of 2003 /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YENbElb5-xY
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I had a dream last night about a girl that doesn't exist as a person or as a fictional character. She was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. I'm in love with a girl I made up in a dream.
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>>74720050
Even if he wasn't crazy I wouldn't blame her for leaving 2bh it could be 50/50 for all I know. Like some things he says are crazy, but he also said he has a lot on his mind, so it would make sense to make mistakes.
One thing in particular that he said was something like "the globalists get their ideas from space messages" but in context he was saying people get ideas from dreams, and that they attribute those as coming from a higher power or from space or whatever.
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>>74720246

you're either with us, or against us
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>>74720246
i would've voted for Dick after that
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>>74720246
all i know is that we won
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>>74720246
>the US is currently arming the kurds
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*eats chicken breast with rice&beans for dinner*
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>>74720409
what kind of sauce unites the 3 together?
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>>74720415
dunno
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>>74720415
/cum/
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>>74720415
ketchup
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>>74720415
chili sauce
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Guys I have an addition problem but I rotate between weed and booze. When I'm on weed I smoke like every single day until I'm out, but I go to bed on time and eat well, play new games and read and go out and do things and am generally happy. I ran out a couple of weeks ago and I've been drinking a shit tonne. I drank most of a fifth of wiskey monday night and have felt like garbage all week because I keep drinking and I feel like garbage.

So my question is (also I'm out of beer), do I text my dealer to pick up tonight/tomorrow?
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>smoking Satan's lettuce
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decided to skip most of the games and pick up synthesia and a big piano book instead

thanks cananon
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thanks for all the yous, suckers!!!
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Smokin the weed
Smokin the weed
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Canada's most violent riot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhVvC7ASRc4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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I'm selling counterfeit (You)'s for only three (3) bucks a pop
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One girl i've been talking to wants to meet up to make a business in a bar/night club.
Is that a good idea?
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>>74720557
"Business" == harvest your organs
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>>74720557
girls aren't real
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>>74720537
wtf i hate canada now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Osh-KYy4Cw
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Good afternoon buds
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My thumb still hurts from when I cut it by accident.
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quiet down ryan
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business idea: steal some sap's anal virginity at the bar
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I don't like this meme.
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business idea

acquire gf, marry her, and have a son who will grow up to be a pro baseball star
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business idea:

dont spend the whole afternoon thinking about a girl
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nwNfmkaV_I
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how do i make really good hibachi shrimp
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I'm a danger to society
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>>74721133
cook it in your boyhole
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I don't want to play videogames
Or watch tv
Or read
Or go for a walk
Or drink myself into a stupor
I just want some friends to hang out with
I got no more friends, weed helps me not feel lonely but I don't want to smoke anymore either
Help
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>>74720952
How good lucking are you? Are your standards low?
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>>74721221
Add me on steem
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going
to die
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*filters finland*
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>>74721221
>I got no more friends
why
>>
how do people have friends after college
>move to a job and know no one
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whats eurovision and why does it have a sticky?
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>>74721337
some gay yurofaggotroy
ignore at all costs
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Business idea
Drain the mediterranean
Sell fresh clay to san marino
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>>74721291
I don't know, they just drifted away
I mean I do have a couple still, but don't really hang out with them too often because they're not really interesting and we got no other friends in common
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>>74721376
all that clay would be salt flats worth nothing
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*waits patiently for thurston*
got my last supper here ready to go
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>>74721385
>I don't know, they just drifted away
just get in contact again, thats all i had to do really.
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>>74721337
its like the European superbowl except all the teams are the countries and the sport is cirque du sole combined with euro-pop
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>>74721459
what's on the menu tonight?
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>>74721491
I don't want to get in contact, they're either bad people or boring people and either way I don't want to talk to them
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>>74721527
was pork chops, mash taters, and perogies
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>>74721221
ya I don't know I'm struggling with this level too
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>>74721370
>>74721502
I went in

holy shit its the gayest thing I've seen

and I've seen a lot of gay in my lifetime
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>>74721575
*thinks*
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>>74721337
America's Got Talent.co.EU.SomePartsOfAfricaToo
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>>74721575
>tfw superior New English genes
>>
>liberals refuse to raise the patriot flag in quebec
gee i sure am glad that anglos and immigrants can vote!
>>
FACT: salisbury steak, mashed potatoes, corn, gravy, and milk is the quintessential American meal.
>>
What do you do when you have nothing else to do
What's your fallback activity
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>>74721711
Your mom
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I got weed.

Sorry guys.
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>>74721730
are you trying to quit?
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>>74721730
degen
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>I smoke satans lettuce
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>>74721730
I had weed yesterday and now I don't
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>>74721752
>That hairline
Sweet jesus that kid looks not a day older than 14
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXA66rI4nho

I must of missed this meme when it came out.
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>>74721752
Is this eggman
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>>74721783
he looks like he's in his thirties
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>must of
Shant be giving you nor your video any attention
Go back to >>>/s/chool/ kiddo
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>>74721711
depression
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>>74721730
Its healthier than cigarettes at least
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Chi cant see this cool pic
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Wanted to start somking ciggys instead of weed but heard the craving and withdrawal effects are basically the same for both so can't smoke either one, desu
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>>74721974
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>>74721974
you wanted to get cancer
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inside every Christian is a Jew
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Ok guys coke or dr beper
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I am enlightened by my ignorance.
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>>74722023
>worshipping a god that tortured a man just to prove a point
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>>74722038
bepsi
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>>74722038
Cola > dr beber > everything else > shit > bebsi
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I am ignoring my enlightenment
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>>74722038
bepis
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>>74722038
dr beber is shit
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No bepsi in vending machine
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>>74722038
Coke Zero
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Atheism is a central tenant of Judaism so all Christians are Atheists
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>>74722038
we don't drink pop around here
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How do we bring /dixie/ back in to the Union?
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eldankajärven jää
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>>74722099
find beder vending machine :DDDDD
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>>74722038
ES

Like a true Finn would
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>>74722123
i only cam back here because i hate "turkbro" and hes decided to post there
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>>74722137
wow poor guy
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>Atheism is a central tenant of Judaism so all Christians are Atheists
What did this lil cracka ass white boy mean by this?
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>>74722137
wao!
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YHVH won't like this one bit no sir
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>>74722137
Wtf I love finland now!
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>>74722149
>>74722153
>>74722186
Here's the video it's taken from:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xc89to_%E5%8C%97%E6%AC%A7%E3%83%95%E3%82%A3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%83%89%E3%82%B5%E3%82%A6%E3%83%8A%E5%B7%A8%E4%B9%B3%E7%BE%8E%E5%A5%B3_redband

Good for a fap or two. You can see grill didies :DDDDddDDDD
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>>74721711
watch videos about cars and shit
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>>74722239
>they film the girls underwear and zoom in on it
lmao
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>Hate being stuck at home when no work
>Hate going to work when work
Quintessentially life
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>>74722357
>>74722357
>>74722357
>>74722357
nuovo
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