ITT we draw German borders

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>>74705450

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>>74705450
I'll start

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>>74705450

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>>74705450

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Something like this

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:DD xd

>>74707740
kys

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>>74705450

>>74707740
Nice

>>74707776
Rude

>>74705651
Wow, I didn't expect much from Poles or Brits, but I thought French people see us as friends.
Guess you learn something new everyday...

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>>74707810
>I would now be part of the glorious germanic empire
88/10 my friend excellent post

>>74705645
>>74705651
>>74706280
heheheheheh the same old joke only seconds apart

>>74708104
>"joke"

>>74707810
jesus fucking christ the autism, if you have West Slavs and Ukrainians in your borders, invade fucking Russia and close the rest of central Europe.

>>74708148
what's britains problem with us?
we are germanic brothers

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>>74708104
>joke

>>74708303
actually, we are Anglo-Teutonic brothers

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>>74705645
>>74705651
>>74706280
>>74706978
>>74707740

not that I would complain about living in another Country but /int/ also says the plan involves genociding us so I don't really like this plan
0/10

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>>74708303
>anglo
>germanic

>>74708303
>>74708410
*throws a pickelhaube to your feet*

>>74708401
daily reminder that France was never able to defeat a united Germany
>>74708504
why not

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I fixed Europe

>>74708415
Why would we genocide our West Slavic brethren?

>>74708415
I think it would have set a really bad precedent for the world, if it is considered acceptable to genocide the population of a defeated country.
In such case, the cold war almost defnitly would lead to nuclear holocaust

>>74708538
>*throws a pickelhaube to your feet*
that was one brief moment in history, your relationship with France has a longer history

>>74708303
>>74708410

>>74708637
you need our guidance and rule
germany is like a sweet child with a loaded pistol

>>74705645
>>74705651
>>74706280
>>74707740
/thread

>>74708551
Because anglos are latin-french-germanic mutts. Real Germanics are only Austria, the Netherlands, Germany, [German-speaking] Switzerland, Iceland and Scandinavia.

>>74708557
this
except the slav meme part

>>74708748
like that american Baby who shot himself?

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>>74708551
Nope

we did better

Not only we defeated an united Germany but we also degeated an united Europe and an united Germanic race

Friendly reminder that nobody defeated French Catholics and that the French Kingdom was a unbeatable holy nation.

>>74708557
to be honest its really sad that germany and poland were enemies in ww2

>>74708845
>HRE
>united Germany

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>>74708845
>had to go all the way back to the 13th century to make his point

>>74708415
this

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>>74708864
Yeah

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Stop being apologetic of Germany history

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>>74709038
Here is a recent one

>>74709150
try and find a 1on1

>>74706280

Bavarian Germany is Best Germany

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Is this good?

>>74709234
Alsace-Lorraine are french clay.

>>74708831
Yes.
Germany is naive and sweet natured.

>>74709392
this is true
we are not as cunning and shrewd like the anglo

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>>74709220
It was 1on1

look at the flag

Here is one where you betray the French cause you fear death

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>>74707740
if the plan wouldn't involve our own genocide I would be okay with this.

>>74709461
but you lost the napoleonic wars

>>74709667

Nope

We won all of them except the last war

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>>74709816
>We won all of them except the last war

>>74707979
>but I thought French people see us as friends
this is only on /int/ though, it's just RPing
I live in Alsace and even there the bants are infrequent. Same for the brits, we barely have any jokes about them (while they constantly shit on us tho).

>>74710178
*I mean the bants are only on /int/
Overall I'd say most french see you as friends, but none of them actually hate you

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>>74710043

You lost to your first world war while we won every wars except the Sixth Coallition and Seven Coalllition

It show that we're the God's Chosen People, the whole world was barely enough to keep us down

>>74709234
>French Empire
>isn't even whole
wow fuck off

it's not because alsatians speak a germanic language they should belong to Germany moron

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>>74710178
we only make the same shitty "le France is le gay XDD" jokes.
I live in west Germany and we are cool with the French (could be because we are half French)

>>74707979
>Wow, I didn't expect much from Poles
I don't get this. is it still the ww2 stuff?

>>74710528
>(could be because we are half French)
Du vielleicht, Rheinlandbastard

>>74710528
>(could be because we are half French)
this is a meme
I guess you're referring to the rapes of the imperial wars : there wasn't as much bastards as you think

>>74710364
Because you back stabbed us you French fucks. We had supported you from the end of the the thirty year war and you just threw us under the bus because you completely fucked up in Russia. I'm very happy and proud Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte helped defeat France.

>>74710572
We all know the polish german relationship never recovered

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>>74710597
na biste mett?

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>>74710701
It's not a meme

Central and South German have huge input of French in them


>>74710703
Don't act like you weren't ready to betray us too

We were just faster than you

> I'm very happy and proud Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte helped defeat France.

Biggest traitor by far

>>74710949
stop spamming this meme pic.

South Germans and French are both Celtic

>>74710815
Give it 20-30 more years
On a daily basis people don't care about stuff that happened +100 years ago

>>74710178
Jokes about France are more an American thing.

>>74711166
Do you know the British youtuber "worthabuy"?

Every vid of him has at least 1 anti Frog joke.

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>>74709518
Our genocide is the most important part.

>>74711137
Not gonna happen

Especially since the whole world remind us constantly of WW2

Either Germans die or we die

>>74708845
>>74709150
>>74709461
>>74709816
>>74710364
>>74710949
why do every french who isn't a self-hating faggot is an absolute arrogant we wuzer cunt?
it's like there's never a middle

>>74711313
>Our

fuck off immigrant shill

>>74711420
>Being this new
That guy is insane. He has a new 'idea' every week

>>74711452
Not an immigrant
100% German

I just know we are cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

>>74711420
that's just one guy

>>74711420
because beeing moderate doesn't earn you (you)'s

>>74711385
>the whole world remind us constantly of WW2
Now i don't want to go full /pol/ my dear baguette
But i think there is a certain group of people responsible for this, not the whole world.

>>74711511
>>74711548
>>74711564
is it the same guy who made the "franks are not blond" pics with all the paintings because he hates the germanics ?

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>>74711511
The Trojan part was mostly banter same goes for the Hebrew one

The Frankish part is true tho same goes for the Pannonian Celt Part

And i'm not alone at least two other French recognize their true ancestors aka thanks to me


>>74711420
:'D

>>74711752
yes. He's also hebrew or something
At least he's not as cancerous as the i am greek guy because he is still reasonable.

>>74711420
Still not as canceours as the aussie thinking anglos have germanic culture.

>>74709038
>What is the Napoleonic wars
Krautcucks got analy penetrated by baguettes from behind pretty much during all of those wars

>>74711166
I've often heard that you guys constantly joke about us every time you get the opportunity. Like talking about a country and say "it's nice, it's like France but without the french" and stuff like this. And more harsh jokes too

but yeah in the USA it's worse. Recently I watched a french documentary basically explaining why everybody hates us and where the most common stereotypes come from and they displayed a video of three americans on Fox News talking about Hollande who sold a warship to Putin and the guys said these exact things
>it's fine because it's a french warship so it only goes on reverse
>it shows again that the french are all Vichysts at heart
>those guys are whores, they would sell democracy

they have absolutely no respect for us

>>74712176
Why would anyone WANT Germanic culture?
What the fuck

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>>74710949
>Don't act like you weren't ready to betray us too
You were the traitorous scum, not us. It's only justice that the Bernadotte family is still alive and well, while Napoleon's legacy is all but gone.

>>74712409
Don't be self-hating you cuck
you probably forgot what your culture was

>>74712399
they do this with us too.

I believe brits and americans don't really respect anyone.

>>74712455
>his king is a foreigner who betrayed his own country
wew

>>74712543
like what? I don't think I've ever seen americans genuinely hating germans, outside of nazis, of course

for brits though they never respected anyone anyway

>>74712176
Quite false

>>74712572
You forced his hand by invading Swedish Pomerania. You got no idea how well respected France was in Sweden until then. We even tried to save your king during the revolution (and nearly succeeded).

>>74708104
>joke

>>74712488
Our language sounds horrible. Our food is disgusting. Our history is shameful and our culture is a joke

I genuinely do not understand why anyone would want to be German
I was born with it and I can never escape it but nobody should ever choose this.

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>>74712847
Stop believing in American propaganda

>>74712946
4chan is not propaganda.

>>74712711
>outside of nazis

that's the point. but whatever.
Americans do it in a friendly way. They don't really notice their arrogance so you shouldn't take them so serious.

And yes brits do it because they want to.

>>74712733
>We even tried to save your king during the revolution (and nearly succeeded).
Everyone did it though, kangs all around Europe feared a anti-monarchist movment all over the continent

>>74712847
I wish you didn't hate yourself this much...

>>74709518
>genocide
why to use words like this?

The population of Germany, excluding conquered and annexed territories, is about 70,000,000, about equally divided between male and female. To achieve the purpose of German extinction it would be necessary to only sterilize some 48,000,000. [...]

Concerning the males subject to sterilization the army groups, as organized units, would be the easiest and quickest to deal with. Taking 20,000 surgeons as an arbitrary number and on the assumption that each will perform a minimum of 25 operations daily, it would take no more than one month, at the maximum, to complete their sterilization. Naturally the more doctors available, and many more than the 20,000 we mention would be available considering all the nations to be drawn upon, the less time would be required. The balance of the male civilian population of Germany could be treated within three months. Inasmuch as the sterilization of women needs somewhat more time, it may be computed that the entire female population of Germany could be sterilized within a period of three years or less. Complete sterilization of both sexes, and not only one, is to be considered necessary in view of the present German doctrine that so much as one drop of true German blood constitutes a German.

Of course, after complete sterilization, there will cease to be a birth rate in Germany. At the normal death rate of 2% per annum, German life will diminish at the rate of 1,500,000 yearly. Accordingly in the span of two generations that which cost millions of lives and centuries of useless effort, namely, the elimination of Germanism and its carriers, will have been an accomplished fact.

>>74712399
What I don't understand about Americans is why they hate France when France only ever did them good and never did them any harm. You'd think their problem would be with us considering we burned down their capital

>>74713150
tipped all my fedoras

>>74713133
>I wish you didn't hate yourself this much...
Why? Am I ruining a German hate thread?

I just want you guys to know a lot of germans are on your side and we hate ourselves as much as you guys hate us.

>>74713133
I don't think you understand. Axel von Fersen (the younger) actually was in France and helped them escape. Probably because he was in love with Marie-Antoinette, but that's besides the point.

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>>74705450
here you go. it's my new fictional country. Birdany. The country is sustained by toll fees to get into the eye area.

>>74713133
>>74712488

Fuck off cuck

>>74713184
I think it's because we're quite socialists, and they also believe every stereotypes you guys created.

>>74709234
Oh my god what abomination

>>74713184
According to a quick google search, the older but minor cause seems to be De Gaulle's attempt to distance France from NATO and become a third major power in the cold war (along with heading Europe). The much greater reason is France not joining the Iraq war in 2003, which was greatly fanned by Fox News and other partisan "news" organizations. That's still lingered today.

Also, french people are kinda jerks to tourists. Though I've also heard that's just Parisians.

East to Russia
North to UK
West to France
South to Italy

If only we has done this after WWI

>le ebin genocide the germs meme

edgy faggots. Fuck off

>>74719525
>south to italy

>>74719612
Austria will be annexed to Italy too

>NWA playing in Norway

>>74708845
>nobody defeated French Catholics
a certain rowing band of rapists managed to make you give up a certain duchy in northern france

>>74705651
Lusatia should be independent
>>74705645
>letting austria still exist
>>74708557
>wehraboo pole
>>74719576
you deserve it

Leave it as it is as: a monument to humanity's sins and failures

>>74720723
Whatever edgy britfag.

>>74720839
You better be careful or the "monument of failure" starts another world war.

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>>74720998
It'll be another monument

>>74721158
:^)

>>74721158
And you will just lose another part of your cuck empire.

>>74719576
>posting on an image board
vs
>actually planned to genocide us
hmmm,

>>74721254
>implying the allies didn't plan that
>implying the rest of the world wouldn't want that

You all want it and you all would do it. People irl just don't want to admit it because they don't want to lose their moral highground.

>>74721201
There is no empire Hansel

>>74721456
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Sea_Lion#Deportation

>>74719162
>Also, french people are kinda jerks to tourists. Though I've also heard that's just Parisians.
yes I can confirm
Parisians would also be jerks to anyone else. You have to know that it's one of the most visited city in the world, and there's mainly chinks coming. They are the worst tourists, along with americans who expect everyone to know their language fluently. Many tourists don't give a shit about anything especially street cleanliness (when it's already shit) and are very disrespectful and ignorant regarding local manners.

I think i'd also become a cunt if everyday when I try to go to work and there's people always stopping me thinking i'm a NPC ready to answer their questions. It's like they don't know it's an actual city and people live there. Also try to enjoy Paris in summer when it's filled with tourists. It's chaotic.

>>74720706
not knowing history

>>74721628
The united kingdom can still suicide itself

>>74721692
Yeah we all know that krautland is evil incarnate.
Read the kaufman plan, a few of churchills quotes and then get off your high horse nigel.

>>74721693
I went to Paris and tried to respected the culture as best I could and people still gave me the cold shoulder, why is this?

>>74722140
fuck my grammar sideways dammit

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>>74711420
I'm not that anon, but I can give you some moderation because I'm Basque.

Kill franks
Kill saxons

we wuz almost the assassinators of Charlemagne

>>74722291
You're just doing the same thing he complained about

>>74708845
>agnicourt

>>74713184
Because we helped them out multiple times throughout the past 100 years and they thank us by insulting us on the streets of Paris and believing communist propaganda