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EUROVISION 2017 SEMI-FINAL 2 THREAD 2017-05-11 06:49:01 Post No. 74704990
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EUROVISION 2017 SEMI-FINAL 2 THREAD 2017-05-11 06:49:01 Post No. 74704990
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Live stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90N4hTch-SM
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>>74713861
...
THERE IS STILL HOPE >>74713867 >>74713867
keep dat faith anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agSS_a3ccgA
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THE ATTENTION WHORING COMMENCES
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ALMA IS MY WAIFU!
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>>74713278
Ill vote for Blanche, she cuter.
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APPROXIMATIVELY
APPROXIMATIVELY
APPROXIMATIVELY
APPROXIMATIVELY
APPROXIMATIVELY
>APPROXIMATIVELY
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>France
>Nazim Khaled
Poor guys.
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She needs some ficki ficki before performing
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>>74713718
Is anyone in the US actually aware that Eurovision exists? I'm surprised social media isn't memeing about us.
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>the proposal
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>>74713941
Smart but cringy nevertheless
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MERCI DOCTEUR
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i bet i can kill that fake alexandar she stole my gf
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>APROXIMATIVELY
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not bad france, not bad
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>>74714004
Americans don't get it.
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>>74713905
Chad got the girl again
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DEUTSCHLAND A QT
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>>74713990
lmao
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KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>74713950
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GERMTRANNY
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HOTTTTTTTTT
you guys saw that hip swing?
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>>74713595
I have lost my life already so I do not give a fuck any longer
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The Nazis let's see what they have to say
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The French have such a beautiful language
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>>74713950
>mfw he says yes
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>desperate tourism advertisement for paris
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GET TO THE RESULTS ALREADY
#FYROM
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>>74713959
ARE YOU ALEXANDER'S
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> waving german flag
GERMAN NATIONALISM ON THE RISE
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god damn that was so cringy.
please no more
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How old that experience will halp you to Satis file?
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>No french accent
#Dropped
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>Not singing in English
FRANCE WHY?!
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>>74714004
Nobody here cares. We don't even know it exists.
The only reason why I watch it, it's for shitposting on /int/.
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>>74713984
nah, italy won
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BIG
GERMAN
LESBIANS
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>dat dress
>dat stage shilling for Paris
YES
VOTE FOR US
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lmao manlet
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>>74713964
>being an unironic cuck
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>manlets
when will they learn
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>TFW no French gf to tell you Embrace-moi, dit moi que tu m'aimes
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>you know
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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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MANLETS, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
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>>74714073
Shut the fuck up, that's good.
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>>74714029
Another happy ending
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She's a big girl
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***DENMARK***
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>You have the longest legs
Germany leg kino?
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She looks German as fuck.
also
>german flags
Very haram! Shame on you Germany.
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>>74714108
for you
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When will they learn?
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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
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KEK MANLETS, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
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>>74714051
kek
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Oh fuck we will have to hear our contestant again
jesus...
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not enough diversity germany, sad!
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manlets btfo
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Cuter than Lena!!
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>>74714090
You don't want to be cucked, friend.
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>Letting a manlet host
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>not singing in English
Nul points.
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>LEGFAGS
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POST LENA
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Übermensch
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>Manlets
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she's more manly than the bulgarian an irish
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>>74714076
Same here
LET'S SHOW
YOUR UPPER
BODY TO
THE WHOLE
WORLD
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>>74714073
celebrate language diversity
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LEAVE HIM ALONE IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THAT THE TRANNY IS TALLER REEEEEEEEEE
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>Show us your long legs
This is sexual harassment and it demeans us all.
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TURN OFF THE SCREEN
DONT LOOK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
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Thanks for embarrassing us in public idiots
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>>74714108
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>>74714113
i need those tits in my face
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>>74714050
Coming to a yaoi near you.
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too white
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Thank Hitler the germans aren't racemixed out of existence yet :3, qqqqqtttt
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>>74714089
>>74714100
>>74714101
REEEEEEEE I AM A MANLET
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>tallfu
Germany officially redeemed from last year
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>>74714141
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>>74714147
Fuck off ahmed
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>>74714137
This thread is for Europeans. Please leave.
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>manlets
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Come the fuck on Germany.
Even we aren't as consistently bad as you lately.
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>>74713998
that's what I gathered
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Germany 0 points again
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>>74713593
>Swiss
See>>74713568
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>>74713955
kvifor er dei norske så keisame og nöytrale :(
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>>74714113
MOMMY
MILK
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>>74713903
my ancestors fucked yours elephants
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how tall is she?
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>torvald
FINLAND MENTIONED
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>>74714141
lol no
but here's your (You), keep it up
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Bare feet!
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This bullshit sounds like Titanium. That's so 2012 (or whatever)
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>>74714113
is she porno?
she has finno-ugric genes.
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inb4 another zero points for Germany
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>>74714113
Wew
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german girl did porn tough under the nickname "melanie müller"
waatch it
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>>74714041
lel
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>>74714130
>>74714131
>>74714132
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>>74714152
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>>74714113
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fuck germany
where's the lena
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>Wannabe Riverdance
>Wannabe Bono
Ukraine, stop.
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D I V E R S E
AS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Torvald?
WE
WUZ
NORDS
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>>74714058
how will europe recover?
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/ourguy/
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I am very horrored
rearry lappy
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>>74714161
At least our think was white
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>>74714220
>my ancestors
ok my slav friend
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>>74714152
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>>74714197
Suck my dick Mkembe.
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>>74714161
He is only half Bulgarian.
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>>74714237
>she has finno-ugric genes.
DELEEETEEEE
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What the fuck is this accent. Back to the fucking zone.
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>>74714113
L O N D O N
O
O
K
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unironically cringing from that
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The fuck are these Ukrainians on?
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>>74714249
great post, thanks m8
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REAL ROCK MUSIC
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Oh god
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>>74714260
s h o r t
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>>74714249
looks nothing like her
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ebin
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>>74714207
I-i know. We could have had an awesome man last year, but he refused.
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>>74714283
NAMASTE
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Are Euros this autistic in real life?
The interactions are so awkward.
It HURTS!
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That's the 3rd person with gaped teeth, what the hell.
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lol
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SHEEEEEIIIIT WHY DID I MISS THIS
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wew
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the ukrainans are actually good this time?
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well this is something different
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>>74714224
165cm
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based
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>>74714308
Russian clay.
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>real rock
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Can Ukraine make it back to back?
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YEEEAH ROCK!!!
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real rock music guise
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>>74714335
different language, differetn cultures
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>>74714335
Uncomfortable language barriers infront of the biggest TV audience in the world
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>>74714341
ENGURISH!
Don't you like it?
Didn't the ukrainians have a clock?
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>no chest timers
UKRAINE I AM DISAPPOINT
EXPLAIN YOURSELF
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UKRAINE 12 POINTS
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sounds pretty generic
i don't like it
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>>74714357
kek
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Oh shit it's Muse
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This human is polluted with all of this unnecessary stuff. We're coloured with freeroad music. Eurenglish is pretty shittastic.
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>>74714317
CRAWLING
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>>74714334
ale
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>>74714335
Most of them learned English specifically to be involved in this.
It's not their fault
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>>74714357
lel
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>>74714335
this is europe irl
that's how we are
every song is 1 to 1 representation of real life
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Wtf is this /ourguy/
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>>74714308
Polish clay.
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This is Nickelback tier
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>>74714335
Yes because everyone knows eurovision is a big representation of european culture.
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>>74714357
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WHY IS THIS WHOLE THING SO CRINGY HOLY FUCK
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>>74714344
final on saturday mate you still have a chance
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>torvalds
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>mfw I got 14 (you)s
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>>74714335
>what is language barriers
You realize that Europe isn't the USA-style Melting Pot (yet)? broken engrish is half the fun of ESC
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>>74714302
Her face looks very finnish. Meby fucked by fenno-swede who knows.
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IT BEGINS
YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL
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Results now
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>>74714335
It's worse because all the poorfag countries are really shitty at expressing themselves in English
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>>74714368
ETS givings me goosebump
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>faggot numale trying to "metal"
ffs
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>>74714335
It's Eurovision, everything must be cringey.
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>>74713595
lol
Because of "Rahva Oma Kaitse". Estonian radio show that provides unofficial commentary to eurovision, where middle age men get excited about short dresses and condemn the general faggotry
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>>74714252
Is that you, Rimmer?
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>>74714335
desu it's awkward when no interacting parties are native english speakers
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>mr miyagi
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Why the fuck is he referencing Karate Kid
What the fuck is going on
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Did he just reference Karate Kid? lol
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i want to fug this unfunny but qt ukrainian so hard he's babbling engurish
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JON OLA ER PÅ GUTTA
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>>74714415
who is in pic?
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>Jan ola
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>>74714423
Based ukranians. That shit sounded better than anything I heard today.
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I feel like we might pull it off this year. That or Portugal.
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Jon GODla Sand
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Dutch for 1!
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HERE WE GO
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why does jon ola sand always look like he is held at gunpoint?
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NUMBER 1: BELARUS
NUMBER 1: BELARUS
NUMBER 1: BELARUS
NUMBER 1: BELARUS
NUMBER 1: BELARUS
NUMBER 1: BELARUS
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>>74714433
Fat
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>VOTES FROM THE NATIONAL JEWRIES
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>>74714415
Rasmus actually
check the video, i liked it more than this rehearsal crap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKCIsDLd_Vo
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>>74714433
MORE PEKKA, MORE
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>>74714497
He's eternally salty about Brits not taking it seriously.
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>>74714471
>newfags
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>is there any hope Gandalf, for Ireland?
>there never was much hope, just a fools hope
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REMINDER THAT MACEDONIA'S SONG IS A RIPOFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8
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>>74714427
have another one m8
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wtf we didn't win this is bullshit we sent a gay and everything
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TWINK
YES
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BULGARIA
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>>74714433
ME WANT MOMMY MILK
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>>74714485
Aww. Thanks bra!
I fucking hate our song tho.
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>>74714485
Are you serious? Your song sucks. It's either Portugal, Italy, Belgium or Bulgaria. And if the latter wins is because of Eastern block voting.
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>>74714471
Mena Leyer-Nandrut
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> bulgaria
RIGGED
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>>74714485
but bookies placed their bets on italy
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TRI MORETA, BELARUS TOP KEK
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Fellow Britfags, who hype for Graham Norton on Saturday here
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BELARUS!!!!
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Can you feel the tension?
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VICTORY TO HUNGARY AND THE INTIFADAH!!!
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We're not in this semifinal and I'm tense as fuck
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BELARUS YAY
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Fuccboi through
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Malta
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T W I N K
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>>74714449
don't forget; getting progressively drunk on open-air and bantering everyone to death so every year they face the threat of being fired, but since the people love that shit no one can ever fire them
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Based saviour of white race belarus
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TWINK MORETA
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BELARUSE
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YES THE QT IS IN
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BELARUS
BELARUS
ITS BELARUS
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POLAND
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REMEMBER THE TEETH GAP THEORY
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I hate this bit
I always hate seeing qts disappointed
>>74714553
Yep. Got the house to myself too, I'll be shitposting freely
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rigged
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YES FOR BELARUS
YES FOR BULGARS
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BELARUSE!!!!!!!!
WE DID IT LADS
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BIG GUY
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WHATS WITH THE TEEF GAPS THIS YEAR
>>
B
>>
B
>>
FUCK OFF
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YES ANIME BOI IN
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>>74714503
nigga you gay
>>74714561
yeah it's fun isn't it? :D
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Belarus yay
>>
B
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHA THE CROATIAN FAT FUCK DIDN'T EVEN STAND UP
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YES YES YES YES YES
BEEEELAAAARRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS
>>74714485
>>74714485
BOTH Norway and Denmark nailed their performance and vocals- so one SHOULD qualify, but remember Finland the other day ;_;
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THIS IS IT
I WILL GO OUT TONIGHT AND KILL
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>CROATIA
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VITRYSSLAND! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FÖR HELVETE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Wtf
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Both Belarus and Croatia.
Well voted.
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>Hungary
GYPSYHU ACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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CIGANY IN
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GOATATIA
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BELARUS
E
L
A
R
U
S
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>all the baltics voting for eachother
RIGGED
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CROATIA YES
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fucking proxy rsusians
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THE GYPOS HUNGRY KEK
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> gypsi
what is going on?
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>Boogie qualified
kill me
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all my favs passed, nice
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Please not Ireland
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Hahahaha. Hope hungary wirh ita gutter gippsy wins
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SAM DID IT
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Fucking gypsy lelel
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I voted Hungary.
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BELARUSED
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WOLOLOLO
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MAGYAR CIGANY
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YES
ALL WE NEED NOW IS ROMANIA TO GET THE MEMES THROUGH
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>>74714542
Whatever you do do not vote for Bulgaria!!!
This is not a real Bulgarian singing!!!
DO NOT VOTE FOR THE HALF RUSSIAN MONGREL!!!!
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>>74714596
Poor East Europeans.
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>gypsy'd
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big guy did it
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WHERE IS SAN MARINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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lmao the gypsies gonna win
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ROMANIA WHEN
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CIGAN
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please everybody but israel
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>Nothing but meme nations
How will Denmark ever recover?
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>THAT DENMARK JIGGLING
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COME ON ISRAEL
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>>74714643
the only ones??
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OY
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JEWS FUCK OFF
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OY VEY
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>croatian meatball tried to sit up but gave up
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I don't like any of the finalists, except hungary. so far.
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gj Hungary
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ROMANIA HAD BETTER GET THROUGH FUCK
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all those shitty songs go through
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JUG MAN
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Gotta send the titcow.
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OY VEY
>>
ISRAEL YEAH!!!
WOOOHOOO
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Denmark! Nice, don't have to carry all the nordics alone.
Also the eternal Juden
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/POL/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN
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OY VEY
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WITH JEWS YOU WIN
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>All the hot waifus passing
nice
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OOOO VEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>74714572
this
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ROMANIA MEME MAGIC
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oy vey
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Finland!
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OY VEY
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OY VEY
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OF COURSE ISRAEL GET IN.
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>>74714668
Sweden will never recover though.
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>>74714661
I guess the contest will be sans San Marino haha
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YODEL RAP IS THROUGH
WE DID IT EUROVISION
I'M PROUD OF YOU VOTING NATIONS
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SHOA
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Saving the best for last
Just like in the first semi
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GYPOSLANDIAAA <3
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R O M A N I A
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OH SHIT THE JEWS DID IT AGAIN
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>>74714665
kek
>>
GAS THE KIKES
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Good goy
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>BULGARIA
>BELARUS
>CROATIA
>BBC
What did they mean by this?
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
>>
OY VEY
>>
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LITHUANIA
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>>74714665
problem goy?
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israel!
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/POL/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
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with jews you lose
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YES! ROMANIA!
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JEWS ALWAYS WIN
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>>74714691
You're not supposed to like them.
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YODELAY HE HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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We did it goys! I mean boys
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why did you do it
>>
YES
BEST RESULT BEST TIMELINE
>>
ISRAEL JEWRIES
WAIT WHAT'S ISRAEL DOING
IM EUROVISION?
DAFUQ
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Y
O
D
E
S
L
A
YAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUUCCK YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARYAN WAIFU
>>
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YODEL MY DICK
>>
>Israel qualifies
I wonder who is behind this
>>
>jews
>EUROsong
>>
GOYIM
>>
YES ROMANIA
>>
>>74714538
>Are you serious? Your song sucks.
it's cute that you think that matters
>>
this is fucking rigged
norway should have passed
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GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKT
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that fucking eyes movement
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KOM AN NORRREEEEGG
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Norway was pretty good
>>
WHERE IS THE TRIPLE THICC?
>>
send your power to Og3ne!!
>>
lol that guy had his head buried in her cleavage
>>
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I swear it, if we dont get in we're next time sending a 4x amputated trans black orphan with tourette syndrome.
>>
i want to kill that little fucking twink faggot
i unironically want to kill him
>>
YODEL
>>
YODELRAP
>>
SCANDINAVIA FOR THE FINALS!!!
>>
/ourgirl/ made it
>>
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
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THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE POSSIBLE
>>
NORWAY
GOD DAMMIT!!!
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>israel
>>
NOT ENOUGH DIVERSITY FOR SAN MARINO
>>
HAHAHAHAHA YODEL
grats norway
scandi stronk
>>
SHIT
>>
NORWAY TOO
SHIT THE VOTERS WERE ACTUALLY RIGHT FOR ONCE
>>
Oy de la vey
>>
>>74714760
this
>>
>you just know hungary is going to win because muh diversity
>>
PLS NOT SERBIA
TEACH THESE KEKS A LESSON
MAKE A GOOD UNIQUE SONG OR GTFO
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>>74714507
>>74714507
>>74714507
>>74714507
>>74714507
>>
JEWDEL EH HOOOOO
>>
>norway
ffs
>>
NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE
>>
2 more places to go...fuck you guys for not appreciating great vocals.....
NEVERMIND YESSSSSSS
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Feels good.
>>
FUCK YES ROMANIA
FUCK NO THE NETHERLANDS
>>
>norway
>>
ATLEAST TWO 12 THIS YEAR
>>
LET MACEDONIA IN FUCK
>>
Viking power!
>>
THICC DUTCH GIRLS
>>
Fuck. Now we might lose a few Nordic 12 points.
>>
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>>74714795
good plan
>>
Ireland please
>>
>>74714788
HA!
called it
>>
TRIPLE THICC
>>
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>our one neighbour can't vote in the semifinal we're in
>>
SWITZERLAND TAKE LAST PLACE PLS
>>
SWEDEN FINLAND AND NORWAY
Operation block-voting is a go.
>>
Who the fuck voted for the dutch
>>
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>>74714771
>>
>>74714845
this
>>
JAAAAAAAAA KANKER
JAAAAAAAAA KANKER
JAAAAAAAAA KANKER
JAAAAAAAAA KANKER
>>
>>74714811
this
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Go Holland!
>>
MACEDONIA BTFO
>>
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
ESTONIA
>>
RIP MACEDONIA
>>
NOOORGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
FUCKING AUSTRIA
>>
>Romania
>Hungary
>Norway
Serbia
>Netherlands
>Israel
San Marino
>Croatia
Estonia
Switzerand
FYR Macedonia
>Denmark
>Bulgaria
>Austria
>Belarus
Lithuania
Ireland
Malta
Worse than Tuesday
>>
>>74714858
You know how I know you're a homo?
>>
Bane?
>>
JUSTICE 4 VALENTINAAAAAAAAAAAA
#SpiritOfTheNight
>>
>VOTING FOR THE DUTCH DIXIE CHICKS
>>
MACEDONIA!
>>
>>74714795
Booooooooooyyy
>>
>>74714844
Whitest cunt
>>
please be ireland
>>
EIRE
>>
FUCK AUSTRIA
U
C
K
>>
>AUSTRIA
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
/balt/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
Calling malta
>>
WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIET
>>
macedonia not win
babby abort
>>
FUCKING CRYPTOKRAUTS
>>
This is the year for tits and thicness
>>
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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MACEDONIA BTFO
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>mfw no FYR
>>
happy guy
>>
>Austria
wat
>>
Bs
>>
Switzerland, Ireland eliminated
>>
RIP EESTI
>>
The wogs begin at Calais
>>
IRELAND BTFO
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAAHA
>>
>IRELAND
>>
WHAT THE FUCK HIS WAS THE WORST
>>
Wew, what a surpsise, didn't qualify again.
>>
>TFW
TFW
>TFW
TFW
>TFW
TFW
REEEEEEEEEE
>>
WHERE IS SWITZERLAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>Holland
What the fuck, that song was shit.
>>
>austria and netherlands
both were shit
>>
SAVED
>>
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>>74714795
WEW
>>
Phew
>>
they got married for no reason
>>
HAHAHAHAHHA RIP MACEDONIA!!!!! Xdddd
>>
MACEDONIA OUT
NORMIES BTFO
>>
>>74714870
>>74714850
everyone votes though
>>
>>74714795
there you go Franz
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE'S ESTONIA YOU FUCKING NIGGERSS
>>
Wooo dreworks!
>>
THANKS OBAMA
>>
Nathan Drake
>>
>>74714795
no need u got in
>>
>austria
faggots watch this show confirmed
>>
lol Austra is today's Cyprus, so subpar
ok lads gg see you on saturday :¬)
>>
AUSTRIA YESSS!
>>
AUSTRIA WAS ABSOLUTELY SHIT TIER
HOW THE FUCK DIDN'T MACEDONIA GO TO THE FINALS
>>
>>74714950
He proposed in the semis for that exact reason
>>
>no switzerland
shame, she was cute
>>
press F for Macedonia
>>
the results went downhill after (((Israel)))
>>
poor ireland kid
>>
>>74714959
Not getting invited after all
>>
>San Marino has no friends
>>
Which country is Harry Potter for?
>>
FUG >:-(
>>
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>no FYROM
>>
seing the bulgarian flag under that little faggot makes me sick s m h
>>
>propose to your wife
>lose eurovision
kek
>>
>>74714934
Kek
Bet musu daina tai tikrai sudas buvo. Ko buvo tiketis?
>>
Romania and Belarus got through.
I'm happy.
>>
>all these shit songs getting in over Macedonia
>>
>Croatia
>Norway
>Romania
>Belarus
>Hungary
>Israel
Ireland
Fyrom
San Marino
Switzerland
>Bulgaria
>Denmark
>Netherlands
Estonia
Serbia
Lithuania
>Austria
Malta
Not bad.
>>
I just noticed that the Croatian fatty was wearing tracksuit trousers
>>
>>74714970
tHIS. Switzerland was very good.
>>
>>74714947
>>74715002
neets win again
>>
>>74714974
hey FUCK you
>>
They didn't pass the black guy.
WHERE IS THE DIVERSITY?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>74715017
back to stacking dirt in the peat bog
>>
> Malta out
#celebratediversity
>>
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>you have chosen ten best tonight song
>>
>twink
>american
>fat greaseball
>gypo who can actually sing
>Fetal alcohol syndrome
>kikes
>aryan goddess
>edgelords
>literally who slags
>midlife crisis in mid 20s
At least they got 2 of them right.
>>
>>74714966
next time bruv
>>
>>
macedonia btfod
like if agree
>>
>>74714987
Yeah, but we can't vote for Norway and Denmark if they don't make it to the finals.
>>
>No Macedonia
>No more Valentina
>Generic Austria
Other than that pretty good desu
>>
why the FUCK didn't ESTONIA/IRELAND/SAN MARINO go instead of fucking ISRAGAY
rrrrrrrrrrrrREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I don't want to say it's the jews, but it's the jews
>>
Fyrom should have gone through.
>>
Macedonia got absolutely robbed. FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW!
>>
>>74715002
because she is pregnant+married soon
= no votes
>>
Moй иpлaндcкий пyхлoняшa нe пpoшeл пидopы мaмoк eбaл.
>>
DAFT PUNK RIP OFFs ARE IN, YES.
>>
>>74715023
Bulgaria? or Ireland? you talking about the twink right?
>>
Pretty good choices on the whole
>>
WTF NOW I HAVE NO EXCUSE. NONE. ZERO. NADA. TO GET SHITFACED ON SATURDAY
>>
Austria helping the FYROM couple to have an early honeymoon
>>
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YODELAY
YODELAY
>>
>>74715003
nah.. he proposed because her pregnancy announcement in the buildup was the first he heard of it
>>
>>74715030
Tas tiesa. Reiktų SELui pabandyt kada nors, lel
>>
OY VEY
>>
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>>74714966
almost as if louis walsh just wanted another fagboy to make a record deal with and didn't care at all about qualifying
>>
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That was easy
>>
>2 more slaves
?!?!?!
>>
>isreal flag is front and center behind the presenters
oy vey
>>
>>74715081
Get shitfaced anyway
Drink every time the UK gets no points
>>
Æsj
>>
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>tfw no qt potato-nigger twink
>>
/OURBELARUS/ DID IT, WHITE POWER SAVES THE DAY
>>
WHERE IS MY SWISS QT I'M NOT WHITE ENOUGH TO ENTER SWITZERLAND AND SEE HER
>>
pydarai nx kukai degradai blet
>>
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>>74704366
>Spoiler alert: Bulgaria, Romania, Netherlands, Denmark, Estonia, Israel, Hungary, Croatia, Norway and Austria qualify
>picking Estonia
THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF (YOU)
>>
ONE CHANCE FOR MACEDONIA GOT BTFO BY HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE
>>
>>74715081
ROK-i kuulates, semu.
>>
No switzerqt :(
>>
Press F for Switzerland :(
>>
Feelbad for not votong for the romanian swiss girl desus
>>
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>dat huge israel flag
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>Ireland
>>
>>74715100
serbia didn't get in
>>
>Macedonia didn't get in
>Austria did
Worse than Tuesday
>>
>>74715078
I don't know, I think he was one of the losers.
>>
>>74715116
wonder how many ds hes had up his bum
>>
>>74715067
I-I liked the preggo... And the song wasn't as boring as some others.
>>
Who the fuck is actually voting for Israel
>>
So...
Someone tell my why Israel is in Eurovision
>>
UK have so many good artists.
Why do they always insist on sending the worst artists they have?
>>
O U R G I R L
U
R
G
I
R
L
>>
>>74715068
but you might be losing our 12 points though.. or denmarks
>>
KAS SKAITYS TAS GAIDYS
>>
>>74714970
>send blandest of bland entries
>no one ever votes for us
>every year ever
nothing new here
>>
we did it guys
>>
Words can not express how much I want to marry that Belarus girl...
>>
>>74715076
Пyхлoняшa был хopвaт
>>
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>>74715116
at least the other twink made it.
>>
>>74715156
Ireland it was. google him
>>
>Romania and Belarus got through
I'm happy
>>
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>>74714656
>Hating on a 17 year old
>>
imagine proposing to someone who then gets disqualified lmao
>>
pls tell me we didnt make it
>>
>>74715163
We'll never win anyway and we don't need to worry about meme contests because we dominate real music.
>>
>no FYR Macedonia either
fucking nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oh wel I liked many o f the qualifiers, this evening still felt better compared to when Finland lost the other night ;________________;
>>
>>747
The father is white
>>
>>74715027
I know what you mean.
>>
>>74715162
Why Israel is in the world would be a better question, my loo friend
>>
>>74715162
Israel is European.
>>
>>74715160
Germans
>tfw could've got points from the UK but they didn't get to vote in this one
>>
>>74715159
she kinda didnt sing it good
>>
>>74715162
Are you jealous you shitheads didn't get a participation?
>>
>>74714944
>>74714942
>>74714997
wannabe french flags everywhere
>>
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Now, for the finals, it's either Portugal, Italy, Belgium or Bulgaria.
>>
I now feel empty inside
>>
>>74715151
I know that, it's still about £570
>>
>>74715163
We qualify automatically so we do't have to try.
The government don't want to host it so we can't send anyone good
>>
>>74715198
Does this means she has to abort the pregnancy?
>>
>>74714795
WEW
>>
>>74715169
no u
>>
>>74715162
they're also in the UEFA i think?
>>
alright ya fags see you at the finals
>>
Looks like we've got a reasonably meme contest for saturday.
>>
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We made it
>>
>>74715199
you made it. sorry.
>>
>>74715220
We have to. Don't you understand?
>>
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>>74715055
>celebrate dieversity
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fuck you Europe for no FYROM
>>
>Every song in it's own language is in the final
What did they mean by this?
>>
>>74715255
heh perskaitei tu GAIDY
>>
>>74715074
Horrible News:
>FYR Macedonian newspapers have spoken about withdrawing PERMANENTLY from Eurovision if they were to fail this year
First Kaliopi, now this....
It will suck so hard if FYROM leaves for good ;____;
>>
>>74715162
European colony
>>
>>74715129
>>74704366
>Spoiler alert: Bulgaria, Romania, Netherlands, Denmark, Estonia, Israel, Hungary, Croatia, Norway and Austria qualify
Seriously though, that was bloody close
>>
>>74715235
No. Portugal sucks. Caralho.
>>
>>74715235
>Bulgaria
kek
>>
>>74715168
Yeah, we are not gonna win anyway. But it is fun to see the circle jerk with countries trading 10 and 12's with each other.
>>
>>74715231
they have that gypsy from hungary
>>
>>74715246
>The government don't want to host it so we can't send anyone good
Yet you insist on spending the most money? (See the big five)
>>
Well we didn't get in but good Hungary is representing Turan
>>
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GO ON BIG GUY
EAT THEM IN THE FINALS
>>
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>>74715235
>either
Support /ourguy/ you bacalaunigger
>>
Well that was fun. Now it's time for a quick wank before going to beddybed.
Goodnight /int/, see you in two days.
>>
>>74715277
good
>>
>>74715231
I take it you didn't see Hungary's entry
>>
>>74715259
We got two out of there. Congratulation.
>>
>>74715281
Good, no more wasting money on stupid shit
>>
>>74714942
I never knew the Luxembourg flag was literally just the Netherlands flag with the brightness settings altered.
>>
>>74715314
I voted for him tb h
>>
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>>74715232
i am actually, thanks for noticing me sempai :3
>>
>>74715327
I hope he wins
>>
>>74715318
That's like 1 million quid
Hosting it costs 40-50 million
>>
>>74715297
I don't like him, but other people do.
For me, it's either Portugal or Romania, tbqh.
>>
Waffle's best entry to date: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6USa0zUMmqI. So you all in the finals lads!
>>
>>74715333
good luck, cya then
>>
>>74715326
he should eat the disqualified to grow stronger
>>
>>74715305
y-yeah...;_:
>>
fuck i just realized saturday i have to choose between
watching the final and shitposting on int or
chilling with some girls and masturbating afterwards
what do
>>
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NO MACEDONIA
>>
Well see you in two days. Gonna be fun to watch the shitstorm that is voting.
>>
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There will be a second Eurovision proposal on GF, wink wink
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>tfw no mommy in the final
>>
>>74715341
iktf in a sense, but then we'll have a bigger risk of countries like Israel and Azerbaijan auto-qualifying from now on
>>
18 out of 20 correct. I did well this year. RIP Latvia and Serbia.
>>
>>74715338
Didn't see yours either LOL
>>
>>74715378
Masturbate with us
>>
>>74715089
SEL netiktu laimeti Eurovizija - neteisingas stilius.
How to win Eurovision:
>Gain political sympathy (Ukraine 2016)
>Push LGBT (Austria 2014)
>Create a catchy and lively af beat (Sweden 2012, Ukraine 2004)
>Demonstrate love and companionship (Azerbijan 2011)
>Be a solo qt grill (Denmark 2013 & Germany 2010)
>Be a general memelord (didn't win, but gained sympathy - Lithuania 2006, Ukraine 2007)
SEL nekrenta i nei viena is tu kategoriju - jis yra per daug edgy arba rimtas; nera labai euro beat stiliaus. Mums reikia memelord'u, catchy beat arba faijnos poreles kad laimetumem.
>>
>>74715346
why UK flags lines don't line up
>>
>tfw missed OUR performance
how was it?
>>
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REEEEEEEEE WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T WE SEND SOMETHING GOOD LIKE DUSTIN THE TURKEY AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps3kxGo_gro
>>
>>74715242
I see
most of my friends bet on football matches all-or-nothing style
>>
>>74715378
Watch the final with some girls and console them over the crushing German defeat :^)
>>
>>74712562
>>74712562
>>74712562
>>74712562
>eesti
>>
>>74715397
>24
>already looks 30+
>>
im sorry for our little brother Fyrom :/
>>
>>
>>74715421
gay as fuck
>>
>>74715361
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>mfw I'm in work until 9 on Saturday
I hope all the shit ones are on in the first hour.
>>
>>74715089
SELas yra šūdas, aš net nesuprantu kaip kažkas gali jo klausytis
>>
>>74715421
same pop shit but it got through to the finals, it was ok
>>
>>74715463
Pic not related surely?
>>
>>74715463
Download the app and watch at work.
>>
>>74715456
>only vote for gay shit to go through
>be surprised almost all of the songs are like that
euros are such faglords desu
>>
>>74715463
Armenia Artsvik "Fly with Me" English
Azerbaijan Dihaj "Skeletons" English
Italy Francesco Gabbani "Occidentali's Karma" Italian6
Moldova Sunstroke Project "Hey, Mamma!" English
Poland Kasia Moś "Flashlight" English
Portugal Salvador Sobral "Amar Pelos Dois" Portuguese
Second half
Australia Isaiah "Don't Come Easy" English
Belgium Blanche "City Lights" English
Cyprus Hovig "Gravity" English
France Alma "Requiem" French, English
Germany Levina "Perfect Life" English
Greece Demy "This Is Love" English
Spain Manel Navarro "Do It for Your Lover" Spanish, English
Sweden Robin Bengtsson "I Can't Go On" English
United Kingdom Lucie Jones "Never Give Up on You" English
22 Ukraine O.Torvald "Time" English
>>
>>74715378
>chilling with some girls and masturbating afterwards
You can do that any time.
Eurovision is only once a year.
Plus you can fap to Romania.
>>
saturday I'll be prepared.
I'll have the app installed, and I'll close a few dozen tabs so that I don't have to switch to 480p streaming video
>>
>>74715449
Fucking same. They were awful last year they were great today
>>
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>>74715425
I don't know, worst thing is after that they killed him, he doesn't even appear on the Toy Show anymore.
>>
>>74715463
Mate, you might skip one or two at best. The finals start with long-ass intros.
>>
I can believe folks from here watch this but there is a thing I cannot believe in. WHY DID YOU VOTE? WHY DO YOU SEND (((THEM))) YOUR MONEY? Fucking goyms never learn.
>>
>>74715421
i liked it, but my opinion is shit so don't listen to me
>>
>>74715521
Don't forget a massive amount of alcohol.
>>
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Romania already clearly has the most views on Youtube out of all new songs:
https://www.youtube.com/user/eurovision/videos
O U R G I R L
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>>74715513
> Azerbaijan Dihaj "Skeletons"
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>>74715393
I hope so
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvaLAs9cex4
Reminder that Moldova is legit, regardless of meme saxman
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>>74715549
i give my money to eurovision and then watch czech porn for free :^)
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>>74715513
You missed Croatia m8
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>>74715169
nu ble
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>>74715549
You're a fag who clearly doesn't understand /int/
Eurovision is concentrated /int/
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>>74715607
Doesn't have the ones from tonight yet
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>>74715555
might come in handy yes, if the Martini if empty
might also find a qt gf to couch potato watch in a comfy situation
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>>74715614
:DDDDDD
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>>74715491
Work in a shop with cameras everywhere, that won't work
>>74715513
fugg, I like 4 of those songs
I might try to beg the manager to let me go early with some bullshit excuse.
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>bookies predicted literally 7 out of the 8 countries that won't advance today
lmao
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>>74715570
HOW IS IT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO BE THIS CUTE
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>>74715549
Lol so BITTER
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She will win.
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/ouresc/ list in the final
>portugal
>greece
>romania
>italy
>belarus
>croatia
>netherlands
>france
>belgium
>moldova
>sweden
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>>74715570
the most attractive pêh, except for her Jallaleiyuh
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>>74715463
Did she get through?
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>>74715373
we'll miss you on saturday brother. <3
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>>74715549
We can't help that they changed from 100% Jury votes to this
Also, >not participating in Cultural War; us swedes voting out Loreen from the swedish outtakes this year with her PC/Globalism-friendly song (so that we got Robin Bengtsson instead)
was worth spending money on
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>>74715666
CAN'T KICK THE THICC
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This is the 4th year in a row where we failed to qualify I think. I bet we'll send pretty much the same thing next year and then blame it on Eastern Europeans.
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I've got the yodel song in my head
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>>74715707
Azerbaijan skeleton lady? Yes.
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>>74715549
yeah I guess that in the 3d world with these 1€ sms you can eat for a month?
doesn't seem that much here
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I wonder what happend with Estonia, was it jury or televote that killed it?
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Come on Ireland. Losing is one thing, but not even qualifying?
It's like you don't even care anymore
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Please vote Hungary!
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>>74715724
That's cause nobody likes you, Ireland. Should have snitched on IRA. This way no one is voting for you.
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>>74715416
faina porele su baumila ir linkyte buvo ir nepaejo bet puse bb buvo dar kaip tu metu pasirodymas nors ir cringe elementu buvo
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Let's pay respects to the fallen of the semi finals. F
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>>74715656
Say you're going to watch Eurovision and he'll let you out because it's a hate crime against the gays not to
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>>74715724
It had to be done just to fuck with Louis Walsh.
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>>74715724
That has been the problem with you and UK, send mostly shit songs and is suprised no one votes for you.
Ireland has still won more than any other country.
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>>74715697
what the fuss with Lena? I heard about her on /fug/, listened to her best song... It's euro pop soup tbf
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>>74715749
Nice. She's like Grimes..
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>>74715666
still bitter about Macedonia
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We could have send a song about masturbation https://youtu.be/1kL1BQ3GqgY
Instead we chose a boring song that flopped hard as always
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>>74715781
No, we just keep sending shit and blaming it on muh voting blocks.
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post personal favourites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4
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FRANK GABBANI IS OUR GUY
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>>74715807
Lena is cute. CUTE!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwU37osOkQA
Lads
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Who's going to Alexander's wedding to lay respects?
F
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>>74715807
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> Bulgaria. Un pusti usor suferind, probabil fan Ed Sheeran si John Newman
lol tvr
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>>74715724
Tip for next year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY
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>>74715826
My favorite memesong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AfrOZersNk
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>>74715830
dat is granted, sure
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>>74715827
He deserves to win.
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>>74715820
The voting circlejerk is real though.
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I wonder how salty Euros are about the fact we invented Eurovision and treat it like a joke now.
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yfw Hungary will win because of all the gypsies in Europe voting with stolen phones
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>>74715805
we won back when nobody else but us, the Brits, and Malta were allowed to sing in English and it was 100% jury voting
If Sweden wins again then we'll be tied, right?
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>>74715791
F
>not even Khaleesi pussy can save him
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>>74715679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgm5dBhTzS8
what did she mean by this?
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>>74715781
Kys ustase
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>>74715462
Better than 100% of the tripe we witnessed today. > Except for the dutchies.
> Neighbours 12 points.
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>>74715826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLPCMrkPDGg
I kinda liked this. No idea why.
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>>74715827
/OURGUY/ /OURGUY/ /OURGUY/ /OURGUY/ /OURGUY/ /OURGUY/ /OURGUY/ /OURGUY/ /OURGUY/
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>>74715807
Lena is the best eurovision waifu. Demy is a close 2nd.
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>>74715909
>>74715909
>we produce some of the best musicians in the world
>none of them want to be on eurovision
top kek
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>>74715826
I'm probably the only one that likes or remembers this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOsmEO_osXQ
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>>74715785
>tjk mes turbut niekados nelaimesim
Geriausias sansas yra meme magic desu
LTUnited buvo musu geriausias rezultatas ever
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>>74715916
We're going to steal all 12 points this year
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>tfw no roma swiss qt3.14
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YESSS OUR THIC, THICCER, THICCEST MADE IT THROUGH! PRAISE OUR VOCAL GODDESSES
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>>74715231
Tgey did ,check Hungary. Sad that my cryptoromanian swiss qt didnt make it amd the kikes did
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>>74715906
To an extent, but we blame it on that every year when the main problem is we just send shit every year, whe winner needs more than the voting block to win.
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>>74715986
BLUE BOARD
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>>74715728
i got the yodel girl on my mind
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>>74715909
It was invented by a Swiss
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>>74715781
a bit mean, we dindu nuffin and have let a load of eastern europeans in for no reason. why don't you like us? the UK votes for us despite us blowing up their children
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>>74715986
Hot, desu.
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>>74715922
yes but still, just a few years ago you send something special and guess what it got in the top ten even though it was Jedward. That song you sent today was a faggot screaming like a little girl.
Eurovision need Ireland
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>>74715162
Probably something like this. EBU members(paying money) can participate or they must be specifically invited.
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>>74716042
They do? Then you need more friendly neighbours. The Balkan countries and the Baltic countries always circlejerk ensuring that they are always represented in the finals.
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>2017
>still not Vatican contestant
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>>74715814
Me too
The eternal kraut strikes again
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>>74715955
We could easily win this by paying a fuckload of money to send Shakira, Paulina Rubio or Enrique Iglesias. Or even the three at the same time. Alas...
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>>74716075
As far as I know Louis Walsh is basically behind both Jedward and that girly sounding lad. I guess he figured just sending a fag was good enough.
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>>74716012
Having a solid voting block is an advantage, but if the song isn't good you don't win. Eastern Europeans have not really dominated despite the alleged voting block advantage.
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>>74716143
>Louis (((Walsh)))
You need to stop this monster
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I feel really bad for the Macedonian girl
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>>74716143
He seems retarded, why haven't you replaced him yet?
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>>74716175
>Walsh
>etymology: Briton
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>>74715928
i actually get more words than I expected
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>>74715997
yaaAAAASSS tb h, well deserved
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>>74716204
the people who run the public broadcasting are all unaccountable homos who bum each other
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>>74716143
We need to send a sexy girl for fucks sake, if we had half a brain.
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>>74715826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc
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>>74716261
honestly just get the nearest redhead chick playing folk guitar at some open mic night in galway or dublin and GET HER ON
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>>74715807
Her song was one of the rare eurovision songs that you can agree to listen more than once. And some or her pictures got leaked. AND SHE IS CUTE
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>>74716119
>tfw no neighbours to make friendly
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Best Eurovision song coming through, boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y96QWdyx5TQ
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>>74716165
Exactly, and even now where we haven't even got to Saturday for four years shows something else is wrong, i.e. we keep sending shit, especially when the semis break up countries to try and minimise the effect of the blocks, we aren't appealing to anyone who's voting tonight or the older semis.
>>74716257
Thats a problem too, the last few years they just keep picking someone who's well connected to the public broadcaster like Walsh's act, they don't even have a competition or audition anymore.
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>>74715826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w07N2nfB7KY
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>>74716316
>And some or her pictures got leaked
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>>74716333
This is why we need to balkanise the UK. Once Scotland is independent we get some of them sweet block votes going.
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>>74716336
Bring back Jedward
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>>74716316
I think it's kinda rude to talk about her nudes, she didnt leak them herself you know?
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>>74716336
>Jedward appealing to little girls
>Brendan appealing to little girls
either send some aggro shit or a qt redhead irish girl getting the votes similar to Greece's aryan qt this year
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>>74716334
I remember this actually.
>PREND MON COEUR PREND MON AME MA VIE MA CHERIE
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I hate euro trash and your music, you get one vote for every beggar you bring back!
>Haha ah duh, no funny haha, look flashy lights!!!!
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>>74716300
I'd say something more poppy might be better than the ballad stuff. Who's representing UK?
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>>74716389
Something like them are a step in the right direction, but sending them a third time might be a bit overdone. Maybe they could sing a song from Dragon Quest XI OST. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGQQBzQKqBg
>>74716433
Sending anyone that isn't just a bland singer who's there because of their connections would be an improvement.
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>>74716501
Lucie Jones, she's Welsh (and shit)
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>>74715816
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD ABOUT THIS, Günther is legend
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>>74716501
some qt doing a ballad....
we need to get some regional britpop group to do eurovision, then we would win
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>>74716261
Most sexy girl from potatoland I ever met. Pic related. She had a nice voice. She was a huge fan of Johnny Logan too
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>>74716501
Britain is a ballad too
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I remember shitposting here about I'M IN LOOOOOVE WITH A FAIRY TAAAAAALE and I just looked up when that Eurovision was. Holy shit it is time for me to leave this site.
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>>74716482
>UNO! EL BRINKINDANSE
>DOS! EL GUSANITO
>TRES! EL MAIKELYASON
>QUATRO! EL ROBOCÓ
this song got stuck in my mind kek
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>>74716482
PERREA PERREA
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If this doesn't show the East-West divide, I don't know what does
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>>74715720
Reminder that the Swedish people voted for Nano Omar, not Robin.
Robin only won because of the foreign jury (Israel gave him 12 points lmao)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB9eOhXytFE
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>>74716261
You sent Molly in 2015 like that was so good, what happened to you guys
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>>74716556
Something like blur or oasis!
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>>74716578
sure hope sweden doesn't win
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>>74716593
Molly was ours, not Ireland
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>>74716578
It never helps that eastern european languages are very grating on the ear you know?
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>>74716578
Western Europeans are better at English
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>>74716377
i remember being very young and sitting in mIRC chatrooms fanboying this tune
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>>74716593
Didn't even qualify. Can't remember her song.
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my parents are snobs, but 2 aunts and their families spend the enurovision evening together each year.
my mother likes to confess she envies them somehow
/blog
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>tfw no Dubstep Opera Gypsy Dracula bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA
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>>74716261
>>74716616
don't worry, potato-senpai, you've won the contest 7 times (3 times in the row in the 90's) and Euros adore you for speaking English but not being british
>>74716632
no-one sings in their native tounge anymore. this is why eurovision isn't that exciting anymore t.b.h
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>>74716578
We had a win with Yugoslavia. This map sucks ass.
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>>74716612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6366dxFf-Os
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>>74716586
So much better than Robin
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>>74716578
Losetugal
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>>74716697
>no-one sings in their native tounge anymore. this is why eurovision isn't that exciting anymore t.b.h
But they have historically which is why it's relevant.
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>>74716662
yes it was a nice song, brings back memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDkqtAx31H4
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>>74716586
I'm still torn on what to think here
>taht buildup to the chorus + HOOOOOLD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON is fucking legit
>but he's also an ex-inmate (they never said WHAT crimes he has committed, just that he sobered up when having a kid) and you sense that he'd be used as a pro-refugee political tool by SVT
Sending Robin might be better in the long run, even if he gets forgotten next year people swoon like crazy over his performance so it'll probably look good years from now
>Israel giving him 12 points
now this is shady, what's their motive lel
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>>74716564
>WITH A FAIRY TAAAAAALE
Jimi Hendrix never participated in the Eurovision final stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3xy0ZpIoeE
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>>74716578
and then there's >us
>40-something participations
>not even top 5 once
RTP should just quit
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>>74716586
I'm sorry, Sweden.
Why do you have an 'international' jury though?
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>>74716578
it's the fucking juries
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Would Eurovision be more fun with K-pop and J-pop?
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>>74716785
It's your year this year, you might make top 5 yet.
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>>74716697
>no-one sings in their native tounge anymore. this is why eurovision isn't that exciting anymore t.b.h
B E L A R U S just entered for the first time in their native Belarusian tongue, which makes up for it this year at least
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>>74716578
it's just old and new members, isn't it?
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>>74716811
No, fuck you for even thinking it
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>>74716578
You do realise that most Eastern bloc countries didn't participate prior to the 90s and even well into the 2000s?
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>>74716384
Just literally search for "Lena landrut meyer naked" in google and it's the first result (celeb jihad)
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There's a press conference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YxFDkeJphs
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>>74716811
>replacing bland europop with even blander kpop
for what purpose
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>>74716843
I think that's his point.
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>>74716844
TAKBIR
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>>74716828
this is year so far is an accident
with RTP's strategies and budget, Salvador is a once in a lifetime chance of even reaching top 5
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>>74716811
I don't think it would be more fun, but I might actually like the music then.
Most of the ESC fun comes from watching it with /int/ anyway.
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>>74716770
>>74716662
>>74716377
Where's your sense of patriotism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBAdOlQPbwg
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>>74716811
I'd like to see someone singing in Japanese there
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>>74716940
>1m 34s
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>>74716846
"CELEBRATE DIVERSITY"
(because the euro free trade space is killing it, by the law and "free competition")
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>>74716811
Would Eurovision be more fun with video game music?
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>>74716905
As the self-proclaimed eurovision ambassador of /hell/, I assure you that we will provide some meme magic for our good goy Salvador
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>>74716811
Germany tried this with a weebaoo in 2016
It got LITERALLY no points
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfo-8z86x80
my fave, sweden ya dun gud
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>>74716940
>dat smug confidence
>dat banter
this was great
should have been top 3 with lordi and based bosnian ballad
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>>74715826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWe8PRsW4T0
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>>74716706
>We had a win with Yugoslavia
yeah, it shows serbia, m8 ;^)
>>74716831
ah, wow didn't even notice
R U S E ' D
>>74716743
>But they have historically which is why it's relevant.
non argument
it's been a pop-circlejerk mixed with political agendas from the 90's
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>>74716940
heh with this song we got highest place ever in eurovision
we were nr.6
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>>74716578
Most of them started participating after 90-s. Silly australians waited until last year.
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>>74716848
Israel destroyed Eurovision with 'viva la diva' and ' Dana International'. That was the first year degeneracy was rewarded. It all went downhill from there.
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>>74717009
We were close to sending this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUUQXedtfwo
But with this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EQyVSoGWSQ
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post /ourguys/ here
>>74716905
/brit/ here, gonna send some good vibes
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>>74716984
"CELEBRATE DIVERSITY"
>that cunt from Portugal uses his temporary fame to urge other european countries to take in more rapefugees [not Portugal since they never stop there while """""fleeing]
I hate that people don't realize he'll turn into Jamala 2.0 if he actually WINS it all
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>>74717056
lmao i didnt think euros would remember dana international
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>>74717036
No, Serbia won in 2007. That's the map entry.
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>>74717009
That's not a k-pop or j-pop song though, it's not even very weeb like.
Would a country be allowed to send something like Hatsune Miku? The closest to that would have been Dustin the Turkey by us in 2008.
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>>74716998
Definitely
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>>74716905
>>74716785
hope ozzies pick you as their D E S I G N A T E D country
>>74717048
>>74716843
top lel, Jordan, Israel, Lebanon and Morocco were invited, but eastern euros weren't
god bless yoorop
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>>74717108
First proper tranny
We will never forget
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>>74717083
>>74716905
>Salvador is a once in a lifetime chance of even reaching top
I can't stand his jazzy autism myself, but gotta admit that he's the better performer among the slower-tempo songs
If he wins though we'll have another (((Political Rant))) to suffer from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKaM2GGEx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKaM2GGEx4
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bye, see you on the other side
...of the finals
>>74717083
barroso?
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>>74717063
so tolerant and progressive
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>>74717047
As zinau - kai maciau gyvai negalejau nustot saukti "MIKUTAVICIUS EUROVIZIJOJ" kek
Man buvo tik 7 metai
>>74717031
Exactly
Probably the best chance we'll ever have at winning
>>74717063
>guy
HOLY SHIT SENPAI WTF
It's a good thing you didn't - you would've become the ultimate laughing stock forever, even outside of >SWEDEN YES shitposting on 4chan
>>74717125
It's the closest yet.
>Hatsune Miku
As in someone dressed as her or...?
As for the whole weeaboo thing, it could potentially happen: Japan is part of the EBU, and can in theory make it onto Eurovision one day (provided they pay the the kikes their shekels)
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>>74716578
If your country hasn't won at least 3 times you have to stop posting right this second.
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>>74717164
>Israel are allowed to stay because they trigger the muslim countries just by existing
In 1978, during the performance of the Israeli entry, the Jordanian broadcaster JRTV suspended the broadcast, and instead showed pictures of flowers. When it became apparent during the later stages of the voting sequence that Israel was going to win the contest, JRTV abruptly ended the transmission.[1] Afterwards, the Jordanian news media refused to acknowledge the fact that Israel had won, and announced that the winner was Belgium (which had actually come in second).[2] By coincidence, Israel did not broadcast the victory either, as the IBA did not buy enough broadcasting time.[citation needed] The victory was broadcast the next day.
At the time, Israeli Television was in its infancy and broadcasting in black & white. Many/most Israelis therefore watched international events in colour, using the signal from neighbouring Jordan. As Jordan did not broadcast the Israeli entry and the IBA did not broadcast the results part of the event, the win only became known as a result of radio broadcasts.
Because of Israel's participation in the Eurovision Song Contest, many Arab states that are eligible to participate decided not to do so. Tunisia, Morocco, and Lebanon are cases in point.Tunisia was about to participate in 1977, but decided not to do so in the end; Lebanon was just about to participate in 2005 when it withdrew (incurring a fine by the EBU) because Lebanese law does not allow recognition of Israel, and consequently Lebanese television would not transmit any Israeli material – which would have been a violation of EBU's (European Broadcasting Union) rules.[3]
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>>74717188
Man, when will you fuck off Swede
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YODELEYODELEYODELEYODELEYODELEYODELEYODELEYODELEYODELEYODELEYODELEYODELEYODELEIHU
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Portugal Italy Greece alliance
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>>74717241
>As in someone dressed as her or...?
No, more like a vocaloid program which can sign and has a CGI model on the stage or on a screen as the act. Or even just the CGI model with someone else doing the vocals like with Dustin.
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>>74717241
>vaikai kurie yra gimę 1999 jau gali legaliai postinti chan'e
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>>74717293
So happy that they made it through
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>>74717063
I unironically want to be as fabulous as him.
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>>74717063
Has /pol/ seen this yet?
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>>74717254
holy SHIET
>during the performance of the Israeli entry, Jordanian broadcaster JRTV suspended the broadcast, and instead showed pictures of flowers
>Jordanian news media refused to acknowledge the fact that Israel had won, and announced that the winner was Belgium
ISRAEL YES
Is Jordan the cuccer of (((Israel)))?
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>the jew Chad is unironically gay
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>>74717396
really makes u DENK
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>be on different tab
>switch to eurovision
>see this
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>>74717241
p.s. šneki apie patriotizmą kai pats UK sėdi
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>>74717108
Yes. It was a gateway leading to minority rights. A pretty powerful statement at the time. But look where it has lead us to. Cheapening everything in the process.
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>>74717063
How close?
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Just like last year we qualified, but only because the rest of the songs were shit.
also, the fact that in the semi finals jury's vote is 50%, same weight as the crowd's vote- made us qualify. European officials are still trying to please the jewish overlord.
That being said, in the final itself where crowd's voting has more weight, israel will make it to the last spots. Just like last year, when hovi got 14 place out of 15 I believe.
Im glad we qualified, it is an honor beacause we are pretty much shit. also we are not a part of europe. Im happy for Imri, good lad.
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>>74716390
yep, yep. I kinda feel sorry for her, but those pictures are nice, and they will be there in the internet forever anyway. Quilty pleasure I guess.
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>>74717450
is this one of the new europeans i keep hearing about?
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>>74717473
your song was shit and instead of Israel and Austria there should be Macedonia and Lithuania in finals
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>>74717383
Who knows
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>>74717063
Other than dressing like a girl, it passes as a typical jrock song.
>>74717472
He was no:2 if I remember correctly.
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>>74717450
>wiwiblogs
those camp faggots are everywhere
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>>74717319
Agreed
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>>74717188
He's just blue pilled like everyone else, luckily our refugges always get out so we don't really care, just pretend we're humanitarian they'lll never live here we'll never give them enough money
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>>74717519
They live for Eurovision.
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>>74717337
šitas
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>Slovenia, Serbia and Montenegro didn't make it
>Croatia goes into the finals
>Russia is out
Can't wait to get all the ex-Yu votes
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>>74717518
Sweden continually disappointing, but at least they won't get the weeb vote to steal our 7 wins this year.
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>>74717473
>also, the fact that in the semi finals jury's vote is 50%, same weight as the crowd's vote- made us quali
I still don't get why the juries vote on a SEPARATE performance from the ones us viewers see on TV
>Isaiah (Australia) nailed his vocals on Jury Show
>but....
I hope he got like 0-2 points from televoters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=058Yyhxsi7o
>2:19
>2:19
>2:19
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>>74717319
post more like this
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>>74717505
Im sorry but their songs were shit too. Pretty generic and not catchy what so ever. There are seriously no good songs this year. Maaaaybe Hungary was nice. but the rap part was weird.
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>>74717559
Congrats on your podium.
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>>74717472
Just looked it up. First place in popular vote, Jury saved us.
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imagine being THIS triggered
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>>74717602
Your jury is from other countries?
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>>74717569
did this mongul make it to the final? cant recall
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>>74717164
No one asked from us. Moscow decides for us.
feels bad man.
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>>74717532
salvador in his naivety ended up playing the leftist cuck game of eurovision that yurop likes so much
we're so winning this now
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>>74717581
lithuania was very alternative and macedonia was definitely catchy
they did deserve to get in
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>>74717673
Undeservingly, yes ;_;
>Montenegro
>FINLAND
>Georgia
>Latvia
F
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>>74717396
you made me go read an interview with him, and this is false.
he's straight apparently
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>>74717654
Have not watched the national competition in a few years, but yeah. We have an international jury with half the voting power when deciding who to send.
Seems to work, but I don't really know.
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>>74717736
OY VEY ANON
WHY AREN'T YOU CELEBRATING DIVERSITY
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>>74717746
It's a bit stupid but if the point is to win the Eurovision, it makes sense.
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>>74717569
here's australia riding on the novelty effect yet again
finland was left out for this voice cracking abo
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>>74717808
Aus and Israel get through every year
Might as well be the Big 7
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>>74704990
>Celebrate diversity
wow, the cancer this year is even stronger than usual
Especially ironic since >90% of the songs are generic American-style pop sung in American English. So much """""""""""diversity""""""""""".
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>>74717784
>implying there's not the risk of the FOREIGN juries sabotaging by giving the 12s to some artist that will flop (hence ensuring their own increased chance of victory in the semis)
seriously
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>>74717559
The hour of our victory is nigh. For 28 years we have waited while our friendly neighbours voted without focus, but now we are the only Balkan hope. I hope Jacques will thank the French and the Americans for balkanising Yugoslavia ensuring more votes for us.
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>>74717657
>>74717319
more please! i'll vote for her if you post more!
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>>74717853
hmm, why are you assuming your neighbors are jews?
It seems to work. Sweden does not bring shameful songs to Eurovision, usually.
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Russians are so cheeky!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=899PKi4UEhQ
It's a shame nobody ever sents their country's best to compete. It's generally a contest between B-artistst, has-beens, upcoming talent and other disposable trash. Would be nice to see a real clash between nationalities in the form of music. And their struggle to incorporate nationality into the song while maintaining a steady influx of tweets.
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K I N O
I
N
O
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One thing. I'm watching the press conference. Why do they get so happy acting during the 2nd half in the finals?
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>>74717853
Not when there's shekels for them to do a proper job.
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FINAL RUNNING ORDER
>First half
Armenia Artsvik "Fly with Me" English
Austria Nathan Trent "Running on Air" English
Azerbaijan Dihaj "Skeletons" English
Belarus Naviband "Story of My Life" Belarusian4
Croatia Jacques Houdek "My Friend" English, Italian
Denmark Anja "Where I Am" English
Hungary Joci Pápai "Origo" Hungarian3
Israel IMRI "I Feel Alive" English
Italy Francesco Gabbani "Occidentali's Karma" Italian6
Moldova Sunstroke Project "Hey, Mamma!" English
Netherlands O'G3NE "Lights and Shadows" English
Poland Kasia Moś "Flashlight" English
Portugal Salvador Sobral "Amar Pelos Dois" Portuguese
>Second half
Australia Isaiah "Don't Come Easy" English
Belgium Blanche "City Lights" English
Bulgaria Kristian Kostov "Beautiful Mess" English
Cyprus Hovig "Gravity" English
France Alma "Requiem" French, English
Germany Levina "Perfect Life" English
Greece Demy "This Is Love" English
Norway JOWST5 "Grab the Moment"5 English
Romania Ilinca and Alex Florea "Yodel It!" English
Spain Manel Navarro "Do It for Your Lover" Spanish, English
Sweden Robin Bengtsson "I Can't Go On" English
United Kingdom Lucie Jones "Never Give Up on You" English
Ukraine O.Torvald "Time" English
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>>74717319
yass
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>>74717890
Obviously it doesn't work. Otherwise they would have brought Yohio.
I just want to live in a world where everybody is a cute girl.
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>>74717715
We shall help
>>74717726
Fanart of them fucking when
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>>74717890
I can't remember how many countries our Internation Jury consists of, but at least like 4-7 or something
They want to win it themselves after all
btw, I hate this format out of principle since each country oughta send the song that THEIR CITIZENS wanted in (exception made for those with Internal Selection still in use, nothing wrong with Lukashenko picking funny entries for his Belarus in past years)
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>>74717931
Why do they get so happy for being in the 2nd half? I don't get it. What's the advantage?
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>>74717861
m'friend
*tips fedora*
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>>74717966
Voters are more likely to remember songs towards the end when voting
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>>74717881
gotcha senpai
>>74717924
there is a theory that the later you perform, the more the voter will remember it in the end
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>>74717924
people tend to forget songs in the first half, so the songs in the second half are at an advantage
also, statistically the winner song usually performs in 2nd half, so I predict bulgaria's odds to raise now
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>>74717992
>>74718001
Sounds retarded, especially since there are recaps and when you like something you immediately memorize the country. But I'm speaking on my behalf here.
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>>74717966
usually people remember the very first and the last few performances. everything in the middle becomes a bland, especially if all songs sound the same
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>>74717966
More memorable. A lot of winners are from the second half and the shittier ones need all the help they can get.
Which is also why we tend to be towards the end of the running order.
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>>74717925
hmmm you could be right I guess...
>flag
Congratulations on qualifying :3
>>
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Damn, just found this gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGY20O4Z7nM
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Goodnight Europe
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>>74718049
>especially if all songs sound the same
So many F's to the varied songs that didn't make it through
>LATVIAAAAAAA
oh well i'm off to bed. Hopefully Saturday's show will be even better than these two semis
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>>74715826
based slovenian headphone qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1c7gDOaFY0
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Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4
#ROBBED
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Stop calling Bulgarian lad a girl
Ain't his fault that feminity-hating dykes cut their hair to look like young boys
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>>74718166
I can dig it
2005 we sent (((Jade))), bad year
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>>74718170
In myyy beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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>>74718166
They were supposed to set the drums on fire but the organisers didn't let them.
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>>74718170
Has he made his way back to Slovenia?
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>>74718266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzp8XMTM94I
Might have won but for that
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>>74717848
I cringed first time too but when you think about it it's actually pretty based this year.
>The infamous Tranny, Wog and Israeli flag meme of 2015
>Two years later, three FUCKING WHITE MALES presenting with barely any darkies in site, Azerbaijan wants to be white so hard its not even funny, under the label of "Celebrate Diversity"
Watch it muds, this is true European diversity.
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>>74718049
>everything in the middle becomes a bland, especially if all songs sound the same
The EBU tries to address this by arranging the running order so that similar songs are isolated from each other and slower songs perform somewhere in the middle while upbeat songs play in the first or last spots.
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>>74718317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc Ukraine.
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>>74718455
That's cheating, you can't just post the best one ever. Be creative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFOzbmCqkJA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usdXbeGHi8 This one was a pretty good entry too, along with Australia. Can't believe how boring this year is.
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>>74718317
>>74718455
2004-2006 were really really stacked in terms of competitors. I can call it without fear the GOAT era of Eurovision.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghQZojJWxKI
Hearing this I am instantly reminded of paying this on repeat on the fucking bootleg CD while playing Heroes of might and magic 3 with my cousin all damn summer long.
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can i vote
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>>74718648
Dunno, I think USA should be able to vote for the last couple of years, though I could be mistaken. they have an app now if you don't wanna spend sms.
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>>74717991
>>74717861
Croatian braca, we will show the inferior Balkanites that our country DOES infact have food and electricity, infact Croatia has so much food that we can send an OBESE person to Eurovision!
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>>74718504
You're not talking about 2015 right? I like most of the songs from then. If you're talking about this year then I get it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3ruy639kTQ
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>>74718648
Only participating countries can.
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>>74718675
>they have an app now if you don't wanna spend sms.
this cant be true, no way the yurovisionjew would let you vote >for free
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>>74718773
it isn't
you still gotta pay for sms it just fills it up for you
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>>74718773
>>74718804
Sorry, I wasn't voting now so I'm out of the loop about that whole aspect. I only watch now for the reactions here.
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VERY glad the UK got to vote on Tuesday, today's acts weren't up to much
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Moldova is eternally meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVhtWfC7RF4
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>>74718857
>rock-reggae from Moldova
.....ok
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>>74718857
>>74718891
Oh shit, I think I like this nonsense
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Remember to get some sleep and to vote for Italy, Portugal, and Greece in the final
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>>74718712
From zero to diamonds in a heartbeat. This was a Belgian entry which got second place. A song in a made up language. We hated it over here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRQlsvWMWBo
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>>74718857
I didn't know they performed before this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHAY_OVN_gY
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>>74718949
Don't act like we don't remember Sanomi
Comfy as fuck
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>>74704990
>celebrate diversity
KEK
europeans have to deal with this shit constantly pushed into there faces?
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>>74718983
>jelly thee Aussies are invited and you aren't
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>all non-english songs made it to the finals
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>>74718958
That one was great.
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>>74718857
Euro-peppers. Cringy to the max brah! You should feel proud. Probably soy milk backstage.
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>>74719099
Wrong flag. We've all been there.
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>>74718958
Each year I try and invite my friends over for a Eurovison evening. Even free beer won't win them over. They won't have no part of it. Pretty sad, desu.
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>>74717108
C'mon this is the first thing estonians mention when they meet some israelis. Mostly because first thing they remember is palestine and talking about politics would be too awkard. So it is literally second thing that people remember about you(forget jesus and stuff)
Also many realized that just a good show can win the contest.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiH4BFTELME Remember this one?
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Dubs say that /ourguys/ will have a great rehearsal tomorrow and an amazing final performance
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>>74719586
I like him
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>>74719761
>austria 2014
>good
what drugs is he on again
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>>74719586
Who doesn't?
Only true Eurovision connoisseurs will remember this song
https://youtu.be/10XR67NQcAc
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>>74719827
behold the true eurovision kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEos9VLtgFU
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>>74719827
>playing gta iv and listening to this on the radio station
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>>74715826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFbVAQjESzE
this one is probably my all time favorite eurovision entry. Malcolm Lincoln is a brilliant artist
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>>74719825
I didn't quite like the comparison to the bearded drag too (who also happened to share our song in >her twitz) but I appreciate his promotion anyways.
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>>74719863
breddy gud I like it too, definitely one of the better songs I've heard from ESC
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>>74719853
Pretty smart beat and overall athmosphere. Reeks of Britbong-tier degeneracy though. Next one is Godly, I used to sing it with my mum in the car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xnzPnyyWbY
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When will Avantasia represent Germany? It should have been them last year with Mystery of a Blood Red Rose.
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>>74715826
That nostalgia
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>>74717033
Damn, can't believe that was 3 years ago
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>>74720099
probably the most classic one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-DVi0ugelc
people even don't know this was on eurovision
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oh cool, we lost again
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I am unironically going to petition my government to apply to join Eurovision.
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>>74717033
nice one
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>>74720266
ABBA's Waterloo
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Oh ours show boobies.
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>>74719825
>bearded drag happened in 2014
Wait, really? time surely flies
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>>74720376
Video related. The Dutch performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-VoiE7R9lc
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>>74720376
Thicc pulled through
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>>74720515
I'd pork porky.
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>>74720505
CRY
NO
MORE
CRY NO MORE!
(i liked it)
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>>74720469
I know right
I thought it was 2015
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>>74720588
It's a song they wrote for their sick mom.
If you want to win you at least need a sob story right.
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>>74720266
I didn't. Glad to know I'm not the only one . Would be nice if each country sang in their own language again. Nobody ever sent their best, but it's a nice opportunity to catch a glimpse of a different culture. And that's where the eurovision fails at, at a current level. They're so hellbent on pushing tolerance down our throats, they're forgetting about what made Europe a unique place first. Eurovision has some identity left, but it won't be for long until it's completely destroyed. Sorry to inject my viewpoint into this. Have some song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e94dst20C9Y
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>>74720505
>not available in your country
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>>74720621
The Netherlands has won with some Dutch songs in the past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NDkJsPdLN8
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Does someone remember this girl from eurovision 2009? now she's a camwhore at livejasmin
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>>74720950
I guess she could indeed reach the high notes.
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>>74720737
It's quite a universal song. For Europe at least. It has a lot of elements to it. I like O'G3NE, but once again, the netherlands have delivered some watered down corporate america song, which the murricans are better at anyway. Maar ze zingen mooi en zuiver en het zijn knappe meiden. Maar het zou leuk zijn om weer wat meer 'eigenheid' in jullie muziek te horen. Al is Eurovisie misschien niet het platform om dat te doen.
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>>74720609
Didn't pay much attention to the lyrics, I just think their magnificent voices elevated the song so much
I knew this was a sure qualifier
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>>74721026
The Dutch language music industry is actually very large. But, as you might now, most Dutch singers don't take it too seriously with their notes. Because Dutch songs just have to be fun.
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>>74721024
she was really cute back then, now she became some plastic bitch
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>>74715040
It's a Slav thing.
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>>74721091
link me to a good dutch song pls
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>>74721127
The last Dutch language song we send in was this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdA2SsM3BLI
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>>74721175
She couldn't sing for shit.
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>>74721175
got me tapping my feet and bobbing my head around
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>>74721175
>Dutch language song
thank god nobody has to listen to dutch language songs
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>>74721091
That's about as toothpaste an argument as it gets. Don't mean to be a dick but read what you just wrote. I'm probably twice your age. And half your size. You're probably a local brand of retarded. The Dutch music industry however close to non-existant it may be is what broke Dutch music .
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>>74721175
He >>74721127 asked for good not most recent.
My favorite Dutch songs are from BLOF, Racoon, Acda en De Munnik...there's some more but my mind is getting foggy. It's time to go to bed.
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>>74721224
In the center of my city you always have street organs playing. Which is where the organ idea came from I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlY30Tk2bIM
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>>74721303
Maybe in Belgium. But we have entire tribes that listen to nothing else. Dutch music is as big as rap and electronic music here.
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>>74721312
pretty neat. i enjoyed this
>>74721308
acda sound very homelandish
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>>74721469
Not him, but I like this guy. He sings about loving his sister. :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzXqjpSm_Qw
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>>74721494
Hou Van Mij
please
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>>74721469
The whole name is actually "Acda en De Munnik". It's a duo.
But here's two songs of them since you sounded interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP1Liv0qY6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZkbhA1NcTM
I remember my parents playing these songs on the car radio when I was very little. So I might have some nostalgic bias here.
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>>74721340
Depends on what your definition of Dutch music is. It saddened me to hear about " Dutch music Universities" Allemaal ontworpen om zo amerikaans mogelijk te klinken. Enjoy your Krezip. Dutch music to me, used to have a lot of different characters, this being one of the many facets of dutch music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ouPGGLI6Q. Nowadays y'all just sound like a pack of niggers. Enjoy your Ali B. while smoking that cancer.
T. Burnt waffle ( nederhumor hoor)
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someone make a sopa de macaco thread
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>>74721555
They say: love me. But if you would take the words literally it would be hold from my.
That's why English and Dutch speakers can't understand each other despite using similar words.
Hou = houd = hold / love
van = from / of
mij / me = my / me
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>>74721620
mfw my mom got a chipmunks version of songs casette with songs like girls just wanna have fun, witch doctor, etc and we would sing it together all the time and whenever we hear the original song on the radio again she would be like its the chipmunk song you always love (i still do even today)
>>74721685
Hold meg
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>>74721649
Dude, you're really mistaken. In the south you have the whole carnival crowed.
In the west you have the whole accordion music crowd and bar music.
In pop music you have the palingsound with Jan Smit, 3JS and all those faggots from Volendam that dominate the pop music.
And the rap music is mostly done in Dutch.
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>>74721768
Zoals deze? : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AshBgnrSvyc. Nederland Tolerant! Sorry jongens, maar dit trek ik niet meer.
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>>74721913
No dombo
South:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qiKPOHrWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CiIxDHe-eY
West:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H0yWKdZM8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tBWTicxzVU
East:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg8YHJmmLfc
Pop music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDGvjn1wdr0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rSkFBZSxU
Rap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXYOncYHRKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwYz6ErNfwQ
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>>74704990
fuuuuuck I missed it
what did I miss???
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>>74722133
you missed THICCvision
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>>74722016
Going to listen to them now. You botched it with the rap one though. Much love from your midget brained waffle bRO<
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>>74722165
I can't help it that Belgians are losing their culture. But we're still going strong.
Most top DJ's in the world are also Dutch. So we actually dominate every genre we listen to.
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They're all shit. And as are you.
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>>74721750
Oh I had songs similar like that on my casette too. Also Kinderen voor Kinderen, other dutchfags in this thread will know what I'm talking about.
>ALS IK DE BAAAAAAS KON ZIJN VAN HET JOURNAAAAAAAL
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>>74722215
> Ziek zijn is soms best wel lekker.
Niks zo comfy als de zondagochtend tv kijken op holland3
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>>74722215
Kinderen voor kinderen is now SJW's for multiculturalism.
But their songs are still catchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCbLyG-D65U
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>>74722215
keep me in the loop with your dutchpals pls
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>>74722330
Non-European Dutch people form 12% of the population. But like 60% in their clips.
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test
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>>74722629
No, you broke the sticky.
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>>74722330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNe1FoEVpKI
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>>74722666
Fug me.
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